Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier - and welcome to the Try Not to Smile Challenge. Now, I know some of you have probably seen these videos before, but There is a subreddit called r/MadeMeSmile That does nothing but compile these videos, That are only there to warm the dark, cold, stone hearts That we all have in our chests. And hopefully, when I'm watching these videos, I'll just remember all of the deathly, sour memories, And like, horrible voices inside my head; And will NOT be happy or smile at any of these videos that we're about to see. Now, that's the challenge - I don't think I'm gonna win it because I'm a-I'm a joyous baby at heart. Inside my body, is a baby?
No, I'm not pregnant That's not right. Inside-insi- inside somewhere in me, There's a smiling baby - that's just so giggly It's just a giggly little shit. Inside of me, and - alright this is getting weird- this analogy is weird. I'm a giggly bitch. And that includes seeing things Like these videos that you're about to see That are happy and fun and free and are gonna be great so- We're gonna get to that right now - you ready? I'm ready. I'm not ready. This one's called "Dog tries to stop stream of water" DON'T smile. If you smile I will come over to your house, and beat the shit outta you. and then hug you. Because, you're obviously trying to be happy so I should probably not... beat... you up *deep insecure breath* Anyway, whatever. [Splashing noises and happy music] mmmmmMMMMMMMMM-- *dying on the inside* THAT'S NOT CUTE [Splashing] MMMMMMMMMM THAT'S NOT CUTE - THAT IS NOT CUTE THAT'S NOT A CUTE A PUPPO! Okay, alright - alright the charm has worn off. Obviously that doggo can't stop that whole river... OHH BUT GODDAMN IT HE'S GONNA TRY- OOOOHH GODDD This is the most impossible challenge I've ever had in my life. Oh it's soooo cuuute! - WHATISTHAT?! What is THAAT? MMMMM MMM MMMM That's the thi- that's the same thing Maggie does! When she nee-doesn't wanna take a bath! *little breath* Mmmmm this is gonna be nothing but animals being cute and adorable! Ooooh such a PUPPO!! That was such a good puppo!!!! [Muttering] What's this one? God damn it- it's another dog! Awww! [Audible intake of breath] I'm gonna cry! Ohhhh I'm gonna cry! {Video: what a good girl.} Awhhhhh {Inaudible voice mumbling in background- can we get you now?- Ow!} Mark: I'm gonna cry! [Muffled noise in background] Oh save that puppo!!! Mmmmmm-! {Video: [Dog Whining] I know, no, no, everything is fine!}
[Mark makes a small sobbing noise] Ohhhhhh noooooooo. I didn't think this would be the try not to cry challenge! Oohhhhh help!!! {Video: please don't bite.}
(Mark makes sobbing/laughing noises) Ohohohoh noooooo- Oh noooo! Is such a good puppo! She looks like Chica sooo much! Oh God where's Chica? I need to hug Chica! I gotta- I gotta hug Chica like right now! Please Chica I need you to help me finish this video! {Video: Let's go} Oh- Oh no! Ohh noo! Chica! (Gives Chica an audible lil smooch) Awh puppo, ohh puppo! Oh puppo! Awww-*dying noises* OOOHHHH.... Oohh- AAAAAAH HELL YEAH I'LL DONATE! Oh my god... Awh, frick-a-dick... Ohohoh oohhhhhh- Awh fuck this challenge! [Happy music starts playing] Okay- I just donated 1,000 dollars to Hope for Paws because MY GOD That video was amazing, and just oh my god Chica... Oh you're such a sweetheart! Chica! I love you! We're only like, what is this, like, 3 videos in, and MY GOD, I've already destroyed the challenge! [Calm dog barking] Nah, that's not cute- God damn it it's just nothing but dogs! [Tango music starts playing] I am a heartless bastard. I will not smile at this adorableness! In fact, it's not adorable at all!! It's not cute- not in any way! Oh look at those little stump arms though! Oh the emus! [Soft giggling] [Louder giggling] Ah, nope-nah-nah can- oh! [Very quiet giggle] Mmm mMMMm.. nope, not cute. Not cute, not cute at all. Not adorable! Awh, they broke it. How could they break it?! Mahm, mahm, mahm, mahm! Ooh hey, how-how's it goin there? Hey. Oh Jeez! MUUUUUH. Aww, what's that?! Ahh what is that? WhAT iS ThAT?!! It's a BABY OSTRICH! NOOOooooOOoOOOOO. I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE BEFORE! NOOOOOOOOOOO! [Shrieking] NOOOOOOOOO! Ohhhh, nooo! They're SO CUTE! Oh my god they're so tiny! They'll grow up to be so monstrous! Is that a baby emu? I DON'T WANNA SUBSCRIBE TO WATCH THEM GROW!!! AAAHH. I want them to stay that forever! Ahhh stay- whoa nooo! This is the greatest sub-reddit that anyone has ever... ever... done. Noooo.... Noo, that was cuute! It's two grown men being cute and adorable! [laughing] nooooo! Jesus, alright, so, this didn't go well. I, uh, that-di-I-di- I failed, I failed bad, I failed hard, and, uh... Yeah, I have no remorse for it! That was frickin adorable, that sub-reddit is soo cool, I'll try to link every video that I-that I saw here in the description and-and also I'll link to the sub-reddit, It's just chock-full of THAT stuff. So if you need a smile today, if you need to be a little happy, Go to that sub-red and plow through all the videos there. They're all amazing. So, thank you everybody so much for watching, lemme know what you thought of this one, i-I think it's a nice change from the- the horrible videos that I have to pour through just to get to the funny ones, you know what I mean?! But, either way, it's pretty cool, and I like it a lot, uh, god... Touches my heart. [Quiet sniffle] Anyway, so thank you again everybody for watching, and as always, I will see you, in the next video. Buh-bye!!!
Some people might not like his content or think he overreacts for views, but you can't deny he's a good guy. He's upbeat, posts uplifting messages to his followers on social media and donated $1000 to charity just because he loves dogs. I'll upvote Markiplier vids whenever I see them because I really believe he's a good person that deserves what he has.
I'm literarily watching that video now and I cane on here and found this
I wonder how many more donations http://www.hopeforpaws.org/ got just from the Markiplier bump.
His Video brought me here and Im so happy it did :D
HE DONATED $1000 TO MY FAVOURITE CHARITY. HE WINS FOREVER. FOREVER.
Oo maa gaa.. I love Markiplier! <3 Dang those Hope for Paws vids.. Gets everyone every time! But Baby Ostriches!!!
I made a reddit account bc of Mark
Came here cos of /u/markiplier :D
He tried the try not to laugh challenge
He lost the try not to donate 1000$ to charity challenge