FINAL FANTASY X (Complete Series)

additional credit you want to look at the additional credits you guys we don't want to eat dessert before we eat dinner come on man i like your stuff baby okay we're good all right yeah when that chocobo is running don't turn off the game tomorrow okay don't run over the computer and kick the computer i really wish you'd stop bringing that up i really wish you'd stop bringing that up this is their story when i was a boy i used to like chance yuno was such a babe and then i became a man and then i realized it was all about lulu and then i became a jaded and angry man and i realized lulu is the kind of that would probably mix her period in with your spaghetti sauce because she thinks it'll make you love her forever i think nearly every character in this group is up in a weird way you think walk is okay but he's kind of annoying as hell i i think everybody is cool except for titus titus titus whatever if i hung out with yuna for like four days titus is the correct way to say it but titus is the way all the normal people have said it sounds cooler well yuna is kind of a ride or die but yeah if you hung out with her for too young she'd start praying at you and she would drive me ballistic you think i i think riku would probably drive me nuts that'd be that'd be the kind of chick that like burns all your clothes because she saw that you were like texting another chick there's the worst one she's annoying at this point you're supposed to be so excited because it's 2002 and you just got the first final fantasy game to come out on the playstation 2. oh you're right you kind of sent me back there it gave me shivers down my spine oh wow [Music] this has the most obtrusive logo in the background though you have to admit that any time i look out at a horizon a big logo comes up and it always makes me angry is he gonna say this is our story he says that in the opening silly silly biscuits you goose i'm so sad about that ball now we get to watch the exact thing we just saw this is our story you love that line don't you it's my story he's been saying it since we said we were gonna play this game this may be our last chance tomorrow's been running up and down the hallways and his little booties saying this is our story and also this may be our last chance this is the only final fantasy game that i've ever beat s7 is the only one i ever beat and i got to the very end of this game and couldn't get past the boss at the end i just never played it again listen to my story let's listen to my story yeah so it wasn't even our last chance tomer you up i totally corrected myself it's in the video i corrected myself and listened to my story like a minute ago okay okay all right you can review the footage and don't cut it out to make me look dope maybe it's listen to my story dude put a d at the end of that there ha ha yes yeah final fantasy xd that's what they should have called it final fantasy lion face edition i feel like 2002 was probably one of the like cringiest weebiest stages of my life the future has the worst clothes i've come to see and the worst children look at that horrible thing i actually really like this version of the prelude song dude that's me wait what i remember this opening part being really cool i don't remember that little critter fading into existence critter we'll see how it starts out we'll see how well you remember tomar you've been saying a lot of things about this and that other game can you please talk to your biggest fans i remember the second i heard these guys talking i freaked out yeah the the even like the average villager had voice acting no they they trick you with that that guy specifically is cheering for you think about him while you play if this was real they would all be swarming him giving him like corona and coughing on his shoes he'd be giving him con flu they turned they cancelled basketball chris don't call him titus sweet sweet sweethum friend of judith he is kind of a judith yeah there we go all right i like that blitz balls look so fun to kick around blitzballs are ripped for your pleasure or they're i guess they're stunned for your pleasure that's right my dad is jacked yeah eject is awesome jack this is awesome he's the only one that sees you for the little twinkies that you truly are it's true do you kick that thing on the nub would it hurt each individual nub is yeah a piece of steel and it messes your shins up every time you kick a balloon filled with acid you can't tonight wait what thanks for bailing me out strange child who apparently manages my time all of them in sync i don't like this cultist yeah this is weird and their faces are horrifying that's jacked dude he's so cool he he is honestly one of like the coolest final fantasy characters despite him only being in this game for like 10 minutes i think i think auron lives up to his his cool design oran's pretty cool yeah he's got pretty like plump lips yeah he's got he's making a weird ass face right there i was in a coffee shop running away from home when i heard the news when i froze in places gone vanished into thin air who is this this isn't titus saying this this is supposed to be like some guy on the radio i think we go down [Applause] this is awesome do they have like the death metal growls in this this part yeah yeah sing along the white shirt that's the red man friend of method man holder of milk delicious he's gonna have the strongest bones he's gonna regrow his arm oh that's so cool ah this is nostalgic so tomorrow you said you were a big fan of blitzball in this game i definitely was i don't even remember how to play it now but i remember i didn't understand it at all or i didn't want to or care i think the game makes you play a game of it like there's no point in playing until you start learning the jack shots and then those are basically guaranteed points that's how i always play these kinds of games if it worked it works yep you're here now which means you didn't die in the crossfire i did not die in the game which in turn makes you die in real life exactly i remember when i first saw this it blew my mind yeah me too it looks so real it still holds up yeah it looks good yeah i can't say it's ugly they almost got crushed by that caesar head uh did this come out first or kingdom hearts won um i think this i think this was before definitely first i remember okay so it must have been this was when i was like wow particle effects are so cool he's flapping he's trying to put out all that fire it's cause he's asymmetrical with his weird fishnet leggings i like asymmetrical character design but i don't like his design it begins the clothes in this game are ridiculous yeah i don't even remember this little goomba like his like his elbow is like a chinese finger trap it's true i don't remember that kid either god damn does he ever come back no yeah that kid's relevant he's like a big plot thing really i don't i've beaten this game and i don't remember his existence okay big plot thing is probably being generous but i feel like it's some twist like oh it's this person traveling through time or some crap like that oh wow you did that all on your own what's the thing that destroys the world oh yeah it's sin yeah it's like a big weird blue whale it's weird it uh it kind of looks like the cloverfield monster i think all these plots are like they're just really like high stakes basic fantasy plots at the end of the day the the source of pure evil needs to be defeated by the source of pure good i do remember this thing actually seeming like oh when it showed up it's huge i'll beat you with my finger trap take it take it he's so cool yeah he really is he gives you a sweet ass swiss army bother taking his other arm out of the little sling does it work i don't maybe it doesn't maybe he's like bob dull oh yeah it does he's got it rubbing his belly right now oren also known as the bob dole and final fantasy exactly this game is just straight up uh turn base though right it's not it doesn't have the atb system or whatever i don't know yeah i don't think there's anything like the atv like seeing the right the order that things are gonna attack yeah if we look at the right trigger thing yeah so monster a is next so if you kill that you can eliminate its turn oh that's cool and damn i forget all this yeah this is cool that they kind of surround you and stuff like they don't do the traditional three guys in a line kind of thing i don't remember that but i think it's just certain uh battles that happens in sometimes they do just do the head-on is that sin or is that just like a little i guess that's just like a wiggly niggly you stupid yeah what it's uh actually canonically in the in the hershey's mythos a wiggly niggly is that thing at the end of a hershey's kiss the little uh paper thing that's a real i can't wait to die does that sound like a lie tomorrow that sounds kind of like you lie i'm not gonna lie who are in yeah also your little lie did sound kind of true somehow i don't know why that's actually what it's called wait really yes i swear to god look it up did i subconsciously just store that in my brain i feel like i've told you that before okay there you go she makes you video down left up back i'm not used to the bumpers and stuff i'm sorry oh demi that like takes off like a portion of your health dude wait doesn't it i got no clue man oh i played this game when i was kind of young enough to just be like if it looks like a big explosion it's good you know yeah that's fair that thing's got a butthole at the top of it there's a save thing right well there was yeah that little that little uh you ruined the game you ruined the playthrough dude feel what are you laughing at picture of my dad more of these skye eggs i have a hot date tonight that's what i would say if i was in this situation that's smirk you need to heal that poor little fella healy yeah just heal both you healed the enemy damn it why would you ever do that i didn't think i just fixed one arrow you can actually there there's enemies in the game that are like zombies or something yeah that's why that's why you actually would i guess yeah you have to do left and right up and down switches between enemies and friends yeah tomer you're a silly biscuit i'll give you that whoops there you go we killed those five things we could have killed easily there's no way that tank would have made that whole building fall over go that's what they said about those 747s chris oh i like it when you say hellish thanks tomorrow this music here is weird oh yeah it's funny not to help [Music] this is your story don't throw me into the shuddering hole it makes me law this person came along [Music] [Applause] his screaming voice is just horrendous his i think his voice in general is pretty goofy i like it though it's like like it's not a bad casting but it's i feel like it fits the characters yeah exactly hey this is where he calls you a little and slaps you on the ass i thought about a lot of things like where i was what i got myself into i started to feel light-headed and then oran roofied titus and then they thought about a child a dream of being alone the classic martin luther king speech i had a dream a dream of being alone [Laughter] they've definitely sold every piece of jewelry any of these characters have ever worn yeah that necklace looks like something that would come with a special edition okay that was a that was a line delivery scared away your only friend yeah that bird was your last hope and you screamed hey at it weird now it's gone all right here we go it's like water world starring kevin costner i think all bed compilation sphere the turmoil bed sounds so familiar yeah that's cause you played this when you were a child big goober and then your mom came in satisfied with going out and beat your ass i remember uh hating this area i don't know why hey really yeah i don't really like uh boring gray shitty broken areas not even this with big floppy foots i was gonna say those were like metal footsteps bubbles my favorite oh where are your teeth you get to hang out with that guy why are you mad at him for not having teeth tomorrow they should make a game where you knock out your teeth at the beginning of the game and then you just have to collect [Laughter] that's funny like it would be funnier in a final fantasy game where everyone's all pretty and beautiful yeah you're just walking around the room bleeding out of your mouth oh yeah this is the classic battle music [Applause] no this yeah is awesome i love it it's my ringtone right now is it really yeah call my phone oh yeah it is oh i remember this thing he's got a big belly like a bowl full of jelly if you smack his belly he wiggles into jiggles also i gotta say i love the designs of this game of the enemies and the summons they're really cool oh yeah that did crap damage oh and he's murdering me you gotta beat that thing up oh man uh there's this youtuber called pontus pontus haltgrin and he makes these amazing final fantasy uh music remakes and they're really good also be careful tomorrow this crash bandicoot segment of you flying towards the camera you're gonna die also if i recall correctly you don't actually like beat this thing here and you can come back and kick its ass later oh really i think so i could be totally wrong i had made it out of the frying pan and into the freezer shut up titus you wait sat around thinking about rocks [Laughter] hey it's me made some weird footsteps around the way that's not right what's not right about it yes someone someone someone was a little sloppy during this hd remake i must say what wait what it's pretty strong were they implying that he just pushed that over like it was nothing yeah i guess yeah cold [Laughter] cold fire off go save with the planet saturn examine that that's where you're going to get your fire it's flint fluid good job that's all you need in here eat those this was probably good tender yeah it's a withered balcony just for you you can use it to propose to a withered woman you can't go this way oh you can't tomorrow i almost gave you false intel i'm sorry you prevent you were trying to prevent me from finding that high potion yeah i'm sorry that's chris's secret stash dude flick flick flick flick flick okay whoa well what would you do if in this cut scene he took off his shoes took off his socks and rung water into his mouth be good they need to do more fun stuff like that it was a bad call your team lost because of you reverb i am your manager and your sword teacher i get to critique your sports playing i think i thought you'd be crying you cried i saw i saw everything runs out i love that it just runs into tattle on you i hate that kid ghost kid oh man dreaming about that time i was outed by a child hey wait wait don't go out on me throw yourself on the flame light yourself ablaze to preserve it just hold on i'll get more wood it's not a human also pull out your hair and throw it on there it can't be reasoned with look at that it looks awesome look at it go i like it look at it skate give me a break that'll learn it all this stuff blew my mind the fact that they would incorporate like cutscenes and stuff into the battles yeah this is all pretty like revolutionary at the time yeah the presentation of this game is actually really impressing me what about that guy i like him specifically oh these are like the riku people yeah nipples and that's what they're breaking out dude they knew what they were doing those little straps are making their titties poke out even more too that's possibly the only time that riku doesn't talk yeah she's a better character for it use grenade that was pretty good yeah see her base attack sucks let's steal oh he gives you grenades to kill himself with i just realized that thing doesn't have toes or fingers i don't know why i didn't just throw another grenade i'm running along the wall like that was pretty impressive that's the first like normal battle ending so far we are in the game we got two ability spheres not bad kid what's your name wow how sexual she looks like the guy who made thundercats roar what [Music] oh hey let me go i will take this hair for myself that's right can't you or wait are throughout the whole like like multiple playthroughs right oh do you have to play the game multiple times maybe that seems to be what's implied by that thing being near the beginning of the game and letting you load from a previous save you got good punch by a little well you're gonna stand up for that oh and they just ditch me i don't identify with this character well that's you persified show her what for or risk losing this friendship with me and tomorrow [Laughter] that's metal gear kind of epic a game in another game who would have thought that'd be a funny internet parody that's pretty cool they just left them out on their deck that would be the most parody line ever hey that hurts my nipple don't you know inflicting pain hurts others jesus he said you can stay if you make yourself useful you you understand me all right i'll work i forgot that riku sounded like that yeah she got way less cool when she started sounding like that we found some ancient ruins right beneath us it's not active now but there should still yeah this sounds like a foreigner who speaks english as their second language should be able to salvage the big prize it also sounds like someone going i'm a girl you know i'm a little girl uh-oh little piranhas steal from the piranhas pilfer their equipment i do not want to get bit on the bum by one of those what does cheer do raises party strength and defense says at the top yeah why not we're the best we could do no wrong be proud of who you are he needs a little healing done he you murdered that whole squadron of piranhas wait sue this is i probably didn't need to waste a grenade on them she's pointing up tomorrow can you give that lady a flower and ask her out on a date you mean question mark question my question mark lady yeah give her a withered flower see if her slizz has turned gray it'll either wet wetting her up or wither her away yeah don't understand two things will happen don't tell me anything now but start thinking about potential names for riku you can only name titus in this game oh oh that's right because they actually speak each other's names out loud yeah squidward it's a squid with a beak every enemy in this game is cool you say that but we're gonna see an enemy that sucks and you're gonna say something i remember the little jellos i could do without i couldn't give a about those ink it ink it for parts look at it go thinking about leaving yeah what the hell is it doing there we go can you get him over there yeah i think this is you go this way i'll go home oh you're trapping him yeah that's what a pincer tag usually is you girl there you go this is pretty poor goddamn thing yeah i don't remember anything for about the beginning of this game it's just been so long none of this stuff has come across my brain in like what 20 years except for that line oh yeah this is my big break this is listen to my story this may be our last chance that's the line look at all these men in the water now yeah what the hell are they doing you've made it safe now that that accursed squid is gone this is what they wanted of you are you following her i think i am dude the pressure at that point would be concaving your head in yeah well so would the lack of oxygen but that hasn't stopped them haven't you ever seen water worlds omar yeah people evolve stupid people of all little gills yeah and that's where they have to live in that that pile of rubble right over there yeah that's their house i know much of this culture tomorrow of the albed way yeah that's their big betty boat that's their n-word betty what whoa what is it oh that makes me so giddy when you say that hey hey i helped out didn't i sleep outside sleep on the hall don't let the seabirds on you night night don't let the sea bird on you it's the common albeit saying god he is so annoying when he's just like cold hungry i also wouldn't sleep next to like huge shipping containers on a moving ship she looks so pissed off i swear she just wiggled her hips right at the end of that shot she did you what a dingus this guy sucks he's terrible they do a great job of making you hate him i can't eat right too fast wow i never thought of that like it would have made so much sense to give her like a foreign accent yeah there should have been something would sound like a cutesy anime girl yeah hey effort is hard hello there what is your name what the riku wow you really do understand she's like a baby she's like a baby this guy can't even keep down food good point i have trouble eating and i can't control this she's got a literal belt riding up her she sounds like tara strong i'm a blitzball player i love how they're called the ames star player of the zenerkin abes did you hit your head or something abraham lincoln got assassinated in the year 1846. every american knows that do you remember anything before that i think it is terra strong it sounds kind of like bubbles from powerpuff girls yeah like it soun it sounds like a little girl voice she would do there was to tell about sanderkin and threw in a couple details about my dick and sins attack but then i started to wonder am i stupid you mean i'm sick you mean i'm some kind of you sure a dunderhead me it's been destroyed a thousand years ago so thousand years ago huh okay then but i saw sin attacks anakin you're saying that happened a thousand years ago no way i'm not a thousand you goose you i'll kill you look me in the eyes and tell me that again i'll cut you this level of gaslighting is not acceptable i got an albed primer y is actually a what suited has achieved the rank of albert hugella i knew languages were just different placement of letters yeah me too honestly tomorrow you're embarrassing yourself by trying to tell us it's not you said i'd cut you yeah you play blitzball oh that too yes uh-huh know you should go to lucca someone might know who you are or you might find someone you recognize luca when i was a kid i thought that that was her ass just being out it looks like hanging out her yellow ass well i thought it was just bad graphics or whatever and that those were her nippleless titties her nipples are poking through you see that right yes yes i do see it okay i'll go tell the others well i don't know i don't know do i they're poking through and one thing it feels like there's a little bit of warping but i don't know if i'd say that tell anyone about my name poking through hard leather dude oh she's got little elf feet and then my thoughts went to will ferrell an elf thinking about her feet made me really considerate some kind of holy place yeah right i thought since when since sin blew it full of holes you dip no way whoa whoa oh dude he whisper kicked that crate yeah don't do that you're making the boat mad now you done it you really pissed it off no well he's dead how come everyone can hang on except for him he's got the slipperiest fingers this is where the the grimmest greenest ghosts come from the grimmest grinningest ghosts tomorrow has a lot to say about these creatures but he won't tell you i don't know he was holding this information above all of our heads i was just discussing how sometimes the grim grinning ghosts go out to socialize tomorrow was just going on this diatribe by himself [Music] that's john dimaggio that is john dimaggio so this game had a bunch of people we know yeah he's bender no it's full of famous voice actors oh yeah who's who's titus smart guy oh i have no idea i know he's the same guy that voices ratchet but i don't know who that is yeah i don't either so that was real useful information for the rest of the class don't worry about it just talk to the squatting man he'll he'll set you right oh this is the indian beach they're all making it is everybody squatting get around him and in a circle and trap him make a pentagram around him he won't be able to leave finally things were starting to look up i had sports that i knew about now i was the jock look at him go wow what a majestic little that's the ject kick no it's not you have to stave off insults from your dad to earn the eject kick i see you know amateur who you play for the santa can apes oh he's a crazy person dough ball what do you think what team you say again uh i like i like john dimaggio doing like kind of like a an accent and a laid-back voice yeah yeah my head's all foggy like since toxin got to you but you're still alive praise be to yemen this is our alive pose i'm walker coach and captain of the besade aurochs brother he shows a lot of gums when he talks yeah wow that's an intimidation tactic okay back to the village i'll get you something wakka is pretty he's pretty much the alpha of the village look at this idiot he's screwing up whoa and wait wait if he does it one more time i'm gonna be very ups come on now why did he give me potions the second time i talked to him he's really hurting his lower back there oh wow these are giving me money that's really nice of them actually whoa dude dude this makes you like them oh this guy sucks this is the only guy who hasn't bribed me letty's a piece of yo hey hey hey hey hey hey hey intimidate him alpha moves work here i felt like i could trust this waka so i just had that's a racial slur [Laughter] if you ask me sins are punishment for letting things get out of hand what gets me though is we gotta suffer because of what some goofballs did way back when they're not suffering at all they're fine we're having fun we gotta suffer the whale is sin we do this we live on the beach in perfect weather playing football love laughing well you from the santa can dave that was a good one huh it's really sacrilegious a really good one everything that happened to me all this everything that happened to me maybe if i could find sin one more time i could go home if i could get murdered by the big whale until that time came sure it was hard not to think of home but i started to feel better already i wonder what happened to my mario on nes cart don't don't touch don't save don't why not don't save you're serious yeah now you could save but why it's a trap if you save once but not twice you explode you're lying oh no dude don't talk to lady ever again he's probably the worst one of all of them he's so disappointed he's kind of mean he bullies you he he says oh look at your stupid hair little steps on your jordans it spits in your face you're fake jordans you got out of china yeah but you don't know that he thinks they're real that's what you gotta learn nobody can tell counterfeit no more it used to be a land of integrity where everyone would measure if you had a cubic zirconium ring or a diamond ring capitalism was well and good that guy's dead now the point is he didn't vote with his wallet and this is where it got him what's the big idea he had a big idea when he pushed you this place was a literal paradise he's just talking about forgotten what it was yeah and sin made everything better he got everyone off their phones enjoying nature oh okay this sucks yeah sin made those so think about that next time you go off no i get it and fyi i like my phone all right but now waka is instantly unlikable because he tried feeding you to piranhas yeah he's helping you with the piranhas though and he throws a ball underwater and as we know athletes are never unlikable are you sure i'm positive there's science behind that i think it's time we forgive michael vick he throws that ball really really good who's michael vick he's a guy who throws a ball good is that it oh do you actually not know nope oh he he did like dog fighting killed a bunch of dogs what yeah he was like a football quarterback when was this oh like maybe 2011. he was fighting dogs not literally he wasn't fighting dogs no i know that i know i know he was using the dogs to fight each other now yeah he should have fought the dogs he should have fought eight dogs he should have fought the dog so that the dogs wouldn't fight each other right how did they not hear about that that's crazy he was a big football player that just fought dogs for fun it was a big news thing america is cool it really is that's why titus has to keep swimming to fight the dogs to get across the border fight the dogs and get into america you guys think there's anything cool in that corner do you do you remember i don't do you remember a simpler time dude pepperidge farmer members yeah this this lake seems nice and all but i bet there's those things that swim up your pee in there oh the candy roo listen those things swim up a lot of people's pee a year probably i don't know it's probably not that common but it's pretty horrible when it does happen that's the most like unbelievably crazy evolution thing ever to swim up pee to swim up a piss stream like that's i don't know if they they're meant to do that like i don't know if they've evolved specifically to swim up humans pee or if they're just going towards warmth they're just that fast that's just crazy also i don't think they can literally swim up the stream of pee like a salmon i'm pretty sure that they can swim up your pee if you go in the water and then pee oh but i doubt these guys aren't peeing look at this situation if i was in this situation i'd be pissing up a storm this is where i was born i started blitz when i was five i fell all the way down the hill couldn't walk for four years rule my childhood well after last year's tournament i quit time seemed right then i don't quit when i met you [Laughter] why is that i don't like this guy but he's my best friend now he's a new job yeah but something else was on my mind i couldn't focus nice excuse [Laughter] what a dick so you want to win the next tournament go out with a bank because titus is a champion i mean well he doesn't know that what's his name suited i don't care how we do suit it yeah long as we play our best sportsmanship what kind of are you no no no no if i say what's our goal you say victory victory you're serious with my dumb hair and your headband we have the makings of ninja that's true have we ever talked about ninja before uh is there much to talk about i don't know a whole lot about him i just know he told me to go kind of cringe yeah no he's he's ridiculous yeah he keeps saying really stupid he's like a egomaniac i remember he he got all pissy because he was like how do kickers miss kicks in football and then someone took his same quote we were like how do fortnite players miss shots in fortnight and his response is something to the effect of like that's not even that's apples to oranges fortnite's actually hard kicking is just kicking a ball like that yeah i'll help you out he did some other stupid lately i forget uh he said though the phrase it's just a game yeah there's a big old rant he made yeah he said like saying it's just a game it's like it's not just a game it's sportsmanship that's like saying the holocaust didn't happen no he said he said something like i'm lebron james imagine telling lebron james you're a weakling if you play video games for fun or something like that i'm paraphrasing but it wasn't far off those were the bullet points those are the bullet points it was like i'm lebron james and anyone that ever uses the excuse is just a game is a horrible human being not seeing enough movement he saved village wow pretty cool cool stuff i can't eat anything here yonder this is my clothes you can have all the clothes you could eat essay that actually looks really cozy i'd live in that i feel like mold would you know build up on those you do remember the prayer right which one yeah i didn't know it in the first place to tell the truth man that's like the basics of the basement when you play sports you are god oh boy do our weird religious thing it's not weird that's kind of messed up for you to say didn't they do this in his time anyway those kids did it to him in the first scene of the game yeah he's a idiot maybe that's the point right maybe it was just like some weird like salute or like just just some some trendy thing that they did it was the blitzball sign first significance over the years yeah that's actually a cool detail though the kids didn't invent it yeah they did yeah they did no they didn't uh it'd be like if fortnight flossing became that's really sad and then he has to just put up with it and not insult anybody okay there's something with a dog that you have to do here you mean lulu the woman she's a human being no she's gorgeous i'll kill you if you say this guy's just standing here but no um unloading all the chests and to make matters worse i don't even say hello yeah you just walk up and rob him blind he has to watch this twinkatron take everything that he has what's this oh is this the blitzball arena oh oh this is a in i'd like a nap maybe later i'll drink your nap water right you're not hiding anything are you why would i if sins nearby it'll attack the island for sure why would a human ever hide anything i wonder why i'm sorry i really don't know anything to tell the truth i uh don't even know what the crusaders are you're kidding right sin the toxin tell him who we are yes sir preferably with the opposing damn sin the hero meehan formed the crusaders 800 years ago as the crimson blades then we all killed it thanks for catching me up for the last 800 years fighting sin ever since what you've been fighting 800 years and you still haven't beat it well we've steered sin away from towns many times and that's all we can do nobody's ever been able to defeat it our mission as crusaders is to protect the temples i hate that their eyes their eye sockets bulge out of their heads we also are here to gesture that guy's eyes aren't too but that lady back there though the harlequin fetus woman go pray at the temple she looks like she saw something really surprising oh i want to pet that cat dude if you cannot put this glitch into petting this cat i'm going to go on twitter and tweet at can you pet the dog and say you cannot pet the cat in final fantasy 10 and then they will tweet it out it'll be awesome okay have you seen that little the twitter that uh that lets you know if you can pet the dog in any game yeah there's a there's another one that lets you know or there's a website that lets you know if the dog dies in a movie or game or whatever that would ruin the surprise i want to be surprised when a dog dies i guess there's just enough people out there who are just sanctimonious enough to make the firm statement that they refuse to see any film in which a dog is hurt which is weird because there's not like does a single guy die dot com which lets you know if a human being dies but there's a there's a dog there's something involving that dog there's a dog right there but but i'm being judgey maybe maybe it's because they were planning to watch it with a kid or something maybe maybe that's a reason why you'd want something like that because you don't want a kid seeing a dog die yeah but uh dogs don't live that long anyway so if you have a dog your kid is going to see that dog die probably before they become an also yeah listen stupid kids need to learn the real world while they're young or they're going to grow up like every other idiot that's alive right now they need to see hortex or was that his name hortex artex horse yeah you need to scare the out of little kids and slap them around so that they're ready for the real world step on their necks and kill them that's true you absolutely have to do that i remember that is this in kingdom hearts too no this song no it's very similar i don't know which one you're talking about this is the yemenite chanting all those people are singing this no it's just like whenever you walk into a holy place music standing in that place are those both blitzball guys too that's the original woman and man of this world once he peed within her she pooped out a thousand babies each a different race 10 years have passed since lord broska became high summoner and it peeves me off it really grinds my gears oh what's a high summoner titus don't ask regular people stuff i i got too close to sin's uh toxin he comes into church and is like what said jesus it was funny hearing myself make the same excuse over and over funny and a little sad that that's gonna be a meme people are gonna pace that at people if you could do a sports salute and summon a giant bird but it was a religion would you believe in religion yeah why not yeah i guess so that's proof be kind of funny if a religion spawned out of some stupid but the religion still produced results why not what if uh what if they made the iphone but they didn't tell you iphone was science and they said jesus made it uh if nothing like that had existed before and there was no proof then i would probably believe it yeah i'd like to think i'm more of a free thinker than that but you're probably right i'd probably believe that too like if you were born in the 1800s and someone just gave you an iphone they were like jesus made this keep it safe for like for as long as the battery lasted your mind would be blown yeah and then the second it died you would cast it probably like you'd probably spend the rest of your life trying to unlock the ability to like bring it back yeah you'd be bringing it around land the land trying to find some kind of secret it'd be like the rosetta stone it'd be in a museum somewhere that should be a movie i don't know i feel like you could just show it to like an electrical engineer you'd be like this is pretty advanced but yeah i basically get how this works no you probably think aliens and they probably would find a way to eventually charge it i don't know in the year 1800 no i guess there weren't many engineers okay you're right it's 1800 yeah a guy would get close to figuring it out and then be killed that's how that would work okay he'd make a primitive battery and and the first time he showed off an invention they'd kill him did he just tell you to go pray or what did he do i don't know who was that beautiful oh wow didn't mean to interrupt there is wakka wakka it's nap time free healing but it's been nearly but it's been nearly nearly what this is nearly movies who's that april o'neil april o'nearly is that yuna who cares whether it comes back or not oh maybe that is just young yuna no that's titus that's no way that's your mama oh i hate my dad he calls me a big twinkiss none of his drinkers thanks mom great advice don't you want to tell him how much you hate his guts i hate you dad i hate you too son the summoner hasn't returned from the trial uh-oh it's you know well apprentice summoner really eh stop making baby noises you idiot prayer is heard the apprentice becomes a fully fledged summoner why don't you go in and help there's already guardians in there that gesture did not match that line delivery yeah you think you'd be going what something happens what if the summoner dies the precepts must be obeyed also it would be funny hey you can't do that this music i hate this music i remember there's one of these that's yeah particularly really annoying you get stuck in it for a real long time up right down left up this tomorrow fixing my computers every day this music is just so obnoxious yeah it's it's like ringing it's rattling a thing in my ear did you feel my fart tomorrow i didn't oh i'm grateful for that i now have the glyph sphere i don't remember what to do with these spheres so i'm just going to put them into every hole they fit that worked it just goes to of course naturally i'm gonna push it forward oh yeah you've gotta slowly push objects around don't you just love that i actually distinctly remember there's one of these later on in the game with kind of like moving not elevators but like monorail things yeah and do you have to constantly watch the animation of him like getting onto the monorail and the thing like moving away and then get off it you have to do these puzzles with those balls where you got to take them and put them in every which way what about you yeah i don't remember enjoying any of these i'm a guardian although it might have just been because i was a dumb kid and i thought it was way harder than it was uh the water temple in ocarina of time i remember that being infuriating and then i played it again and it was super easy it's easy it's just a lot of waiting around one of them tomorrow sing like that see i think we're all pretty good see see oh it's the big blue i remember thinking that guy was real cool yeah i like him didn't think we'd be able to oh yeah lulu no it's uh it's just i don't remember the name of the blue guy kimari kimari you remember he is cool but he's the only one i completely forgot yeah that's pretty weird why is that bouncing so much i don't know why aren't those bouncing more i'm so glad that i'm like straight for her you know oh my god she's so beautiful oh don't fall down the stairs she does kind of have some babies going on good catch if there was a beautiful woman falling that would be me that's right ladies oh i'm so weak i'm sweaty i'm glistening i've done it i have become a summoner good for you that was an unfortunate like lip flap stuff to deliver i guess yeah i didn't i be getting some of them i'm surprised and here i was thinking summoners were all old geezers when i ran in i was thinking about an old geezer little did i know i'd be stuck with a beautiful young maiden [Laughter] repulsive hey over here oh don't follow that don't don't listen that's a trap he's gonna lie to you what if i talk to kimar he's got riddles three and they're all lies riddles three yeah i don't know i don't think i can ignore this jesus i'm gonna kill him in the center of town ready she's gonna look right at the sun and nothing's gonna happen to her she's not gonna squint or nothing that's how she up her eyes that's so cool and then she makes the chicken that's awesome i remember this guy this is eunice personal familiar feel like square like the masters of cool intros yeah i mean you're going to be seeing a lot of them yeah pet the chicken that is strange it's got titties there it goes and it was gone forever you can name it all right what are you going to call vala for chickenian here we go that's good i remember we talked for the first time about chicken but after that night everything changed everything for everyone this guy here wants into the tournament so bad i let him on a team he begged me for 16 hours just roll with it don't mind him if he says anything odd yeah i also forgot that they think the tidus is mentally unstable and yet they let him on to the sports team give him access to their dogs it's actually winning the game victory this novel idea that this westerner brought to us actually winning oh no he's turned them into idiots he's ruined civilization the stupid is spreading victory victory clapping like a bunch of idiots [Applause] dude this mindset's gonna spread like the plague and it's gonna start wars and the boys worked up huh i feel like pillaging something let's go pillage that beautiful maiden you heathen yes stay away from the summoner you're a bad man what did i do this is relatable thank you so much for your help earlier huh her voice is compressed to dad come play with me some more feed me to the chicken make her burp up milk right there we can talk more huh dude she left him hanging tell me all about it that's like getting ghosted back then yeah forward then i don't know man titus is having the worst luck he's so awkward it's not not my type deny your attraction to her tomorrow like a real man bottle it up delete your romance with her right now hey but what if she like comes on to me that's not going to happen oh man she don't i had a bed for you comes on to his very particular language to last a thousand years wait but what if i do it again that's a beautiful woman dude i can tell i hope it's sepia again yes i was thinking about that time last week when i was on the docks in the wild west no less where's that boat would you take me to center yes take me to the place that blew up a thousand years ago what does titus do with me oh oh hey i uh this is weird this guy thinks he's got a lot of options yeah neither of these people have inferred that they even like him yeah yeah so you're coming with me hey stop dreaming dad you with a woman you can't even catch it i like this character what's the matter gonna cry not again my dad's stolen both my girlfriends what'd you say i said not again this is so embarrassing holy i hate you you can do it you can tell your dad you hate him while he both of us he's dead okay dead no matter what he looks like he isn't chapu you shouldn't have brought him here in the first place her pants are not going anywhere dude oh my god she's on her top i'd be surprised if she didn't bust out of that but enough enough vodka oh he's so annoying sometimes right god dudes that aren't me i relate shampoo he looked like you he's dead stoned to death he was a big twinkies i became a guardian to fight sin yeah revenge then that was the idea i'm more worried about a stupid game now than avenging my brother but i learned how to fight with a ball from sports but i'm not if i say i'm not that means i'm not i owe you a lot you really helped me out you know like when i washed up on the beach and you weren't immediately rude to me and when you shoved me in the water which was kind of a little bit rude and then you got me in a headlock which was totally rude and no medical assistance was offered that was kind of weird lol is not your tattoo yeah basically did we already make that joke yeah basically hey why is our thing red is that an indicator that the discs like running out of space or does i think it's always like that it's an indicator that you're off your block that's what that is you're off your sock yeah you're putting a sock up your ass nice block yeah of being attacked for commenting on the color of audition yeah because you should have judged it by the content of its character tomorrow jesus do you wanna do you wanna hear how to do the special dog secret yes please are you into it yes are you are you man enough can you put little children laughing over this there we go yeah they're they're having a fun get to get the hell out of here this isn't where you're supposed to be he does have like a child run yeah hey that's my sword hey sleepyhead something i want to give you whoa you're giving this to me yeah use it well it's a big lollipop don't kill any actual human beings with it i'm trusting you with this valuable weapon of murder after knowing you for but one day i've decided that you are cruel [Laughter] no one survives that sword my friend the calm since then she's been like a little sister to me the calm but she if we ever start a cover band we should play this first at our concert everyone goes live will take out his cool harmonica and play it they're not really i'll scoot around the stage like a dog cleaning into anal glands play harmonica in your mouth i guess i guess you're right she's having an aneurysm and she's having a luggage oh my god if someone walked at me like that i screamed i would actually run away that's uncanny i bow to the luggage stupid luggage from yeah luggage worshiping uh we didn't do the dog thing so now everyone's good wait wait wait turn around it's not too late well you're strong you do it yeah i'm pretty strong okay that that was all we needed to do was tell that dog and now it knows that dog has ridiculous brain mass is that it you got the thing you wanted it's a high iq dog that's just its brain leaking out the back look at this slow run isn't that cool yeah he does like a little gallop yeah i could see someone running from the opposite side of a beach at him both like that you ever just suck an old woman in the street uh i did i did flip off an old lady one time you you probably thought that was the coolest it's it was really satisfying why what did she do uh she just went but it was like such a like genuinely offended noise because it was like it was like what have you done well okay so so here's here's what it was right is you know you know when you're like getting off a plane and you're supposed to kind of go like in the order that you know you are she was just taking forever to like get out of her seat and i was behind her so i just went in front of her and she went excuse you so i just stuck my middle finger in her face and she just went wait where was this this was just getting off a plane oh you bastard she deserved it i don't know to have that noise leave your mouth you just gotta be sheltered and taken care of your entire life that was probably an old lady that just like married into money her the last time i know her whole life story just based on that sound that escaped her lips that was funny the way you did it that's exactly how it sounded i've definitely like had some some of my like more gritty human moments at airports whoa that thing has guts well yeah i don't remember having guts did they always have guts yeah i don't remember that either what the hell maybe the transparency levels were a little different on the playstation so you couldn't make anything out magic i really don't remember that thing having like a spaghetti of intestines is this our like mandela effect of today maybe this yeah these these this is the berenstein bears the final fantasy she carries a doll around and she's like 40. hot can get away with anything really kind of pathetic hey lulu maybe put on one belt for today that's never going to keep all of her dress up we have to use our bulk magic do you think our magic actual wife wouldn't it be uh yeah is that how that works i don't know i mean blue could mean thunder or ice this is pokemon i i don't think this is pokemon rules if i wrote she can see her that's exactly where it is i'm so glad we saw it all his friends last time i was at an airport the most obnoxious kept happening well like what um when i was going through the scanning machines i said can i use the can i not go through that can i get pat it down and everyone got like everyone got mad at me like everyone in the line all the tsa agents were just like sir just get in line i was like i know i don't have to go through that thing they could see your penis i know they could see your penis but i didn't think it used x-rays i thought it was i thought i used magnets like an mri machine magnets give me cancer which is why they make such a big deal but you empty in your pockets they're gonna pull all the screws on chris's metal heart they're gonna pull them out what is true is that you have the right to always i know i don't mind getting patted down on my big hairy but what the it's camaro is that scooby yeah wearing a scooby diaper the first time i saw this graphics i thought it was real now it looks fake as i am fake i'm not real yeah i remember this character being particularly impressive looking i still think he looks pretty cool i can overdrive how do i overdrive you him up i'm gonna use my overdrive haha there you go if i was in a fight with a guy and he flipped at me like that like it probably wouldn't hurt as bad and i would just be really really angry after it happened i don't have any magic i feel like if i ever got in a fight with a guy who like you know was just like an adult who attended like a taekwondo like studio i i would want to beat him to a pulp just out of principle because he'd be doing all these little flips and high jump kicks he would assume like a junebe stance you just kick him in the scrote yeah yeah probably okay i was really into martial arts as a kid and i feel like aside from the people who are really good at them they're they're all kind of yeah there is a guy in i want to say it's china that he's kind of like a or i guess he's a professional fighter now but he was just sort of a mid-level mma fighter and he was challenging all these tights she got he was like hey like tai chi is not really like a method of self-defense and he started challenging all these tai chi masters to fights and just beating the out of them i love the idea of like a dojo destroyer yeah no he wasn't he was just trying to kind of prove a point and they really because it's china they really tried to like with him there's there's like a lot of videos and stuff on this so i don't want to just recite something like way more interesting but basically they they were like oh yeah you can't fight unless you paint your face like a snowman and call yourself the fat snowman or something like that just some kind of equivalent and uh yeah he won basically every fight he was in for like a three-year span what do you think which just goes to show that yeah it's like i don't think learning tai chi is gonna help you win a fight against a boxer or an mma fighter ever really anything physical is all about efficiency of movement right so if there's like a specific tai chi kick that requires you to spin around 180 degrees there's almost always a better solution to that also that thing looks like a nut sack at the bottom there true true true why don't we let our summoner show us what she's made of you mean yoona you mean squingle you gotta go chicken versus chicken well why does she have like a like a whisper mallow on her arm what is that it's a whisper melon i don't know it was for some reason the first thing that came to mind i don't remember that either this is the mandela it's like a big mood ring yeah that chick there might be some special edition going on right here where she just has like a meteorite bracer equipped or something for no reason no i i did actually see that uh this game has different models like their faces and stuff are different and in some cases much worse like titus's yeah but if you look at the original titus's face it looks a little better than the one in this one use your sonic wings okay your mighty sonic waves look at those real-time shadows headed by that's the thing right once you get a summon out it takes over the entire battlefield yeah but you can't get damaged while it's out like only it can take the damage oh yeah that thing's stupid it keeps me seeing dude i can't believe we got a cockfight this early use the overdrive use use our special uh ray or blast i don't remember actually which one we did all right oh that's the default one have you seen the video of the lady who's just like i don't want to sit next to this baby and then the air hostess is like you need to get off the flight she's like no no and she's like give me your name i want your name she's like my name is tabitha she's like tabitha you may not have a job tomorrow thank you tabitha you may not have a job tomorrow no i can't yeah i've seen that woman's gotten fired yeah yeah i simply cannot yeah it's just a stupid oh this is cool how many times can you make chicken happen i hate it when these games acknowledge that you're doing something annoying i hate it final fantasy remake does it over and over you game you inflicted darkness with your mighty ball i'm gonna use a blizzard it's gonna look so cool cool that sucked i bet he misses did you know that in the original final fantasy vii the the darkness thing doesn't work on enemies does it not no it shows like it does but it does yeah it's just a bug it just doesn't work and there's some like piece of equipment like uh oh yeah it's like magic defense things that say they give you magic defense don't actually wow i didn't know the original game was that bugged there's a really good video on youtube called 100 things you didn't know about final fantasy 7 and it's just like it just cycles through all this weird and it's all crazy it's the most broken game ever they have to pretty much ship it like just to keep it from like not falling apart but it was so cutting edge at the time it's it's like yeah did you know that marketing and the combined marketing and production budgets of the original ff7 was 80 million dollars what really yeah in 1997 they spent 80 million dollars on that game it worked yeah that probably if it did if it hadn't done that well like it wound up doing amazing yeah and like brought like the jrpg into like the global spotlight but had it not done well it probably would have like been like the tombstone for the final fantasy series that blows my mind with how much money they put into it i mean i'm sure there's there's instances of that where just this game that was meant to be a colossal thing what was that game a while ago the fact that i can't remember its name probably speaks volumes but there was a game that had a tv show that went with it sonic boom sonic boom no no no it wasn't that it was like the tv show somehow affected the game or the way that players played the game was going to affect the tv show really yeah but it was uh it was like i think the people that made alan wake made it oh i don't remember what it was also a big failure i i don't know about a big failure but i know that it underperformed i know a lot of people that swear by it it was in every humble bundle and it was in like and it was like constantly on sale for like 99 cents i uh i don't think i ever played it uh but i i own it so that probably you know that's the thing it's one of those games where i feel like everybody owns it and hasn't played it it's because they either got it in a bundle or they got it when it cost nothing why did i come down here what was the point that was where waka shoved you in the sea into the drink yeah i think this is where you started this whole area oh yeah that was where waka said hey look down there and smacked your ass i want waka to ring his hair into my mouth this sea water and gnats where are they going to get a little save on yes please tell me look at waka [Music] the be set or rocks look it's the best song in the game if anyone says anything bad about how i play football i kick them off the team the song plays when you're talking tomorrow that's what led you to remember tomer you got so much to live for i don't know i've been playing this franchise since the 90s and i don't think it's getting any better tomer you got your wife your wife's parents your wife's house your wife's money your wife's art your wife's life yeah but i just don't know if there's ever gonna be another good final fantasy game with tomorrow tomorrow you're in a world where one does not get made but your wife loves final fantasy tomorrow come on drown you stupid idiot yeah oh no it's a toilet that's the evil outhouse only evil people can there the evil outhouse cut those children in line to get on the big boat yeah they kind of don't deserve it as much as you did that's the uh that's the ark and those children are trying to get on to propagate their jeans i want to clip off the side right here that's never going to happen to what end come on get off there this what is chris's ultimate speed run hack brings it to the last boss where suda swims across the entire ocean oh here's another weird thing in final fantasy vii you know when they're parachuting into uh midgar yeah at the end of disc two if you hold right during that cut scene it'll just bring you straight to hojo what that the final part of that that entire segment is that a glitch it's a glitch it's not just like a debug thing they left in there no it's a glitch because when you're parachuting in that's a cutscene and while they do that they put the real cloud off to the side of the screen somewhere but in that very instance there's just a hitbox you can hit that just brings you to that part of the game oh man yeah so if you're parachuting in the middle and you hold right you can skip that entire segment i wonder if there were any kids that did that completely by accident well you wouldn't even know about it you'd be like what oh i guess i landed next to hojo good old kilika like a that's a very pretty boat oh is this the part where you have to not think about your dad calling you a try not to think about it i spent my whole life trying not to think about my dad calling me a what the is he doing actual psycho huh it looks like he's coming right after what are you what is going on that's the protagonist he did that right in front of a really hot girl too like he has no shame this is what nomura thinks that cool people do what the is he doing yeah titus you're actually completely super unlikable holy i remember not liking him as a kid but i kind of was like i don't know maybe it was just because he was bubbly and loud and he wasn't that bad this is like actually way worse than i remember he's just bored he has extreme attention deficit disorder god stop you're putting everyone on edge that guy's leaving now that guy's leaving because he left over him here it is i'm pretty sure this is where you have to not think about the things your dad said about it try not to think about the jacked kick whatever you do don't think about the ject kick you little twinkiss that's basically how jack talks to you yeah i don't think he talked to you that way enough personally twinkle moran come to think of it i haven't told you where we're going twinktopia first island then we change boats and head for luca somewhere along the line we intend to sell you i wish also we're not sailing yet so that bird was just like flying backwards that would be a fun all take on final fantasy 10. all those birds are flying backwards you see that wait what yeah the birds are flying backwards maybe it's supposed to look like you're passing birds wait what am i doing i'm talking to this stupid summoner's got noble blood i heard she's lord braska's daughter you're saying this right next to her i heard they're completely ruining this bukkakee [Laughter] lulu which i watch for character development this is the worst camera angle in game history did they do that oh look oh yeah he doesn't want to give you his binoculars because you eyed up a lady with him you know he's and then got him in trouble i'm on his side i want him to be protagonistic his girlfriend looked at his binocular history and was like what is this who is she binoculars like wouldn't it be fun to do an alternate mode for this game where you're you play some other member of the party and the entire goal is to get rid of the protagonist yeah before before he before reaching the promised land or wherever the pilgrimage is going to that would be good at any point if you stopped that pitch i would have agreed with it as soon as you said if you play as another member of the party i was like yes final fantasy 10 2 is at least maybe we should just switch games right now [Music] no these won't sell all renames not is is it i don't know oh me knight he's he's not one look like you guys how do you think waka feels about this guy kind of stealing his name i'm oh walker the evil brother intimidate him by walking up to him then doing nothing power room you just gained access to that with that power play look at that what the heck is that a sin against god no less this is the most crazy thing he's seen we've been fighting monsters with guts and flapping big bats we've seen sin yeah why is this weird from his homeland they were in a super futuristic city yeah where they had a big ball of water that they just made up here whenever sports had to happen oh he wants you he wants you to invest like you're like you're making a roller coaster tycoon for the switch fine seed money for all the seed i want to go on he's gonna spend that seed money on that's some good seed did you guys see that thing with a roller coaster tycoon where they wanted people to invest in porting a mobile game to the switch i'm todd i'm with atari you might have heard of us and then they try to sell you on investing 750 to get a 25 discount on the port of the roller coaster tycoon mobile game when it comes out they were like oh yeah it's an investment so we'll we'll totally pay you back i guess was so so the idea is you're investing in it so they're not even willing to give you the game because you you're you'd be owed some kind of return go back outside see if if youncl is free yet yonko uncle sam she's not all the men they refuse to disband talk to uh blumen yeah talk to rafiki you won't talk to me no i wouldn't either to be fair yeah she's the daughter of high summon nebraska lord prosecutor 10 years ago of nebraska yoon is the heir to a great legacy she talks about it silently all the time it sucks to meet me a perfectly tan full head of hair buff famous blitzball playing i'm the only guy in the world with this cool outfit it's true everyone else is wearing stupid yellow stuff even this another gnomer a wet dream no muda did nomura have anything to do with this game i don't know i'm pretty sure he was his his pandy works all over it well at least the designs for sure no one else would have come up with titus's design i'm pretty sure oh sure is clouds today put some armor around her oops well now that i'm here uh oh my butt is out oh the wind it's nice um maybe the wind i ate a whole bowl of wind this morning it's like a cute little tornado in a bowl i'm clipping into my hands again is that thing laughing the sale is having a good time you're a blitzball player aren't you from zanerkin right uh you hear that from waka did he tell you that i've completely lost my mind a man named jack told me my papa tells you things he never told me anything not even how to wipe my butt not even how to be a his name is checked and to this day i'm still doing guesswork i'm going to war her up my ass she just did her little box here meeting like this must be the blessing of yevin kevin you haven't bacon you haven't yanked you like him but it can't be him why not he was a no man he died ten years ago off the coast of zannerkin his horrid maw is actually giving me anxiety that i can see in their mouths like their teeth are like tucked up under their lips he wasn't like seeing the inside of his teeth never came back and no one's seen him since then i'm not sure if those like animations were done on the ps2 model and they just slap new on and it doesn't work it's true oh my god he's got like a huge muppet mouth you're here are you not i i guess i never thought about that you're a great conversationalist yuda i'm here you're there the boat here you know their chemistry is the worst it is that was supposed to be their life did you see that guy just tweeting right wow zooming on that look this this looked photorealistic back in the day i was like this cannot get any more real the pre-rendered stuff is pretty good that looks fine it just looks really fake now yeah yeah they love using those like fade transitions to make things more dramatic in this game that's an old ps2 staple yeah i can walk wherever i want i'm kimari that's so weird the way they keep cutting back and forth like that cool he's got two earrings yes stupid we gotta distract it forgive us okay i guess it's okay that we get dragged under then if your family's in kellika so much emotion in her cold dead eyes and everyone's cold dead eyes yeah there's no implication that those smart foods left the they were still definitely sitting in the crossbows after they fired this is crazy oh yeah he looks all wet wow this is real those ticks are real everything's real oh no oh beat those things up i'm going to attack uh this one what do you think of that i think it was kind of unnecessary a little bit rude oh wow she only does 33 oh no you don't want to actually hit with her she heals and she uh i think she has like some attack magic i don't remember she might only be able to summon i just wanted to see what would happen what is all this crap about him defeating sin her father defeating sin 10 years ago like he's clearly doing okay yeah yeah uh i think sin is cyclical well i think the i i remember that being part of the plot but like i don't know why we're defending the secret of a 35 year old game but i'm not trying to it's uh i i think that they might have already said it that like every 10 or so years they gotta put a summoner and a whale or whatever i mean it just doesn't seem like a well thought out plan like it's not like it takes ten years to have an air and train them it's kind of funny though it is pretty hilarious imagine sacrificing yourself so a whale goes away for a little bit wouldn't you feel cool i feel foolish just to make a whale go away for like a couple years yeah i don't know if it just absolutely right off i would definitely if i was the sacrifice i'd very quickly get on the camp of let's find a better solution and i would probably dedicate my life to that all right use the use the other the other beta blast now the the mountain dew baja blast yeah use it okay that yeah just it up watch him go uh-oh what was that that's still going okay there we go whoa he used his ponytail i love that cool rotating png symbol damn that did good if a png did that to me i'd respect it i'd be pretty down what's your favorite png my favorite png is this one how about yours my favorite png is uh i have a png of a guy pissing himself on a couch it's really funny because he's sitting there staring at the camera and he can't say i have a favorite png you got it you have to have a favorite everyone's got a favorite it's homer you gotta have a favorite png if you don't i'll run you out of town what kind of ph i i don't even get i i don't know how to answer that question you've never lived i like i have a lot of friends who keep like image collections on in their uh on their hard drive i don't really do that yeah i don't either i'm kind of with you on that people where it's like the 10th gif reaction image on your phone was like i don't save hyper close-up photographs of my dong that is all the photos on my phone all of them every last one is sin weak to blizzard it looks like it look let's see oh no you killed it is this a killing cutscene yeah he's gonna say you got him with that nice 1500 early on i can't wait for this to happen in real life i mean the way things are going it's only a matter of time didn't you hear they they have like turbo wasps now murder hornets i was hearing about the murder hornets i heard that when they sting you it's like hot metal getting pushed into you i want to do it just for fun isn't the tarantula hawk also supposed to be like that yeah can you explain to me conceptually what a tarantula it's just a wasp oh a big wasp it's it sounds cool i know but yeah it's just a type if it was a tragedy sorry that was that was pure like spiteful joy just watching him get ripped apart by leeches i thought waku was gonna pummel my penis with his ball i'm thinking about it maybe later it's the only way to get wake a guy up when he's underwater is to pummel his balls oh those dolphins up they're angry huh wait are they with me or against me what the hell's that thing that's the sin jellyfish is it a sin jellyfish or is it just a coincidental jellyfish when you hide too much of your in a jellyfish uh i don't like fighting two bosses in a robe it's a smelly fish should i cheer just just for just for the heck of it yeah you should cheer i feel way better about myself but that really didn't help yeah what the hell was the point here i wanna should i take out these stupid ass things or just not uh yeah yeah otherwise they get a billion turns oh that that yeah you're right they're very simple too don't hurt me oh you okay i'm not doing that anymore remember there was that thing where you swam around a guy do you remember that's that's the stuff that was either to the right or left oh okay i remember you were bullying that octopus maybe you could do something similar to this octopus do you see that video of the girl who's eating the octopus and starts eating her back it's really satisfying does it win uh i guess not i guess she still kills it it's an asian girl eating an octopus she's eating it alive but then it starts sucking on her eyeball she starts screaming i've heard about that it is one of those things it's like if you if you've decided to eat an animal alive you deserve whatever happens in the process octopuses are like super smart and they feel it it's awful it's actually pretty up to eat something like an octopus alive it's pretty up to eat anything alive i i generally say so i feel like if you eat like insects alive like yeah obviously eating an insect has its own implications but like it's just it's just an insect yeah i've tried i've tried like fried crickets and and and like meal or uh grubs were they good they're fine yeah i remember i had a friend who ate chocolate dipped like crickets and too but i just can't get over the fact that it's they're too freaky i mean i was in i was in bangkok at the time and just wanted to like try all the random i could this is you heading for bangkok to try all the random you can that way this is you trying out everything man children get inside it's the hungry hungry tomorrow well she didn't look so good i just want to try your exotic cuisine is that what is that like wheel holy crap look at that uh can you put the same shitty scream over every person who dies that guy went oh whoa i'm glad the birds are dying too i'm glad they're making a bird tornado with those people's houses bernado and that guy gets to be a part of it too this is goofy this is silly willy if i died like this i i i'd find the humor in it i think yeah you're just clapping and laughing clapping your feet in the sky yay that's not very threatening [Laughter] oh my god no sports the irony of it all the perfect poetic irony i must see the resolve in her eyes she's thinking the word must as hard as she can i was in a foreign world i wasn't going home i give it a four and out of five and this was my new reality that big blue idiot didn't do yeah how come she's like petting his belly he didn't earn that she's just well actually yeah he did he killed a jellyfish wasn't it implied that this port just got wrecked it looks fine then how's it finally you guys with me or both of your eyes not working looks fine to me seems totally normal milady please send my wife to hell send my wife with my identical face they did actually i actually have had to pee that whole time that cutscene just would not end up oh i didn't mean to walk that far oh no that trigger an event this is where cloud and kimari become best friends i mean titus i mean suited we're sending yuna out on a raft to survive for failing us she's mean the dead need guidance i would hate for her to insult me like that oh yeah yeah it just feels like a small little antler is it especially when goth girls diss on you i guess she is the original big titty goth girl oh yeah they yearn to live on that is so funny i can't help but chuckle you see they envy the living yeah tomorrow who envy's the living the dead dude it turns to anger even hate star wars okay yeah i'm pretty sure episode one had come out by this point remain in spirit what did they just drop some uh yoda faces she literally just sent fearless to anger anger leads to hate yeah lulu just just dropped some yoda effect yuna's gonna do her little bow to this old lady with a with like the dancing monkey hat on she just looks bewildered she's like she hasn't am i involved in this why'd you bow to me she had like a little fez strapped on like one of those train monkeys she was walking in the water right before that and she had her shoes on and this is and welcome to wiki feet this does not look as impressive as i remember it yeah i remember this scene looking really good this i and then titus goes wow didn't that look good right after i still think this holds up okay yeah that looks fine but i just remember it looking so [Music] [Music] amazing if i saw this irl i would fire up my drone and fly it into her head over here like shintoism right isn't even like the type of like magic wand she has like a shinto kind of like what those big sticks they have with the cool little like the big sticks do they cast magic with them i mean they think they are yeah i think so they think tober that's so sacrilegious yeah sacrilegious against shinto isn't but i'm not a shitty you're telling me that right now there's people wiggling ones and throwing ghosts at each other they think that's real yeah like did you guys know that if you get into a situation where you're clearly being a and you just say like this is part of my religion people can't touch you and there's no taxes involved and anything that happens as long as you're waggling a magic wand i guess that's always felt like a bit of a an abused system you look at that guy's crotch area that's not appropriate what's the end she's going to get murdered what happens at the end of the game can you just tell me right now i kind of don't want to play through it she defeats sin god he just dries up every in a 10-foot radius oh i wouldn't go after the girl that walks around with a stuffed animal all the time anyway no that is definitely crazy the one girl i met who was like a full-grown adult that walked around with a stuffed animal i know what you're talking about is one of the worst people i've ever known in the history of ever hey tomer what this is the ultimate gaming easter egg you ready you tuck your toe right under that brick it's on another layer you know what what the hell i'm gonna do the illusion it's ruined oh no i'm serious we can't play this game anymore we cannot play this game anymore look this kid was doing what i was doing this kicks ass this game's cursed man what the hell is this thing ew i don't want to do that hey you awake you want to hear some video games with lyrics it's datto of the b-side aurochs what if i stand right on your penis then what that's carictarius or whatever the i said his name was carrick darius everything's in shambles he's the carrot top of this universe you know what this place i don't it held up pretty well for a big monster did you attack it not that one though they probably should have made this place look way more up yeah they should have put that children crying and put half of them on top of the the stick and the other half oh there he goes come on couldn't let that idiot die i wanted to die if you were uh if you were butt ass naked me yes you somebody if you could everyone ass naked and you heard like a child screaming for help and you like looked out your window and saw a kid with his leg trapped in a bear trap about to get run over by a car would you run out naked and save him knowing the repercussions or would you just let it happen i would uh run i would sprint into my bedroom and just like tie a towel around me or put on underwear and then run out i would not run out but ass naked he's dead now though well sorry kid you shouldn't have done that yeah i know maybe your parents should have been looking after you it's not my fault no it's not your fault i do have a story my grandpa got featured in like a boy scouts magazine for saving a kid what really yeah wow he shaved the kid that's so cool he shaved the kid he saved the kid from hair he was he was he was a little delinquent and he used to walk along the like electrical poles that connected between like the apartment building he lived in and there was just one day where like he saw a kid who was like pressed up against the screen on on a window and it fell out and the kid was like on the windowsill not like dangling like but just like about to do something stupid and fall off and he like climbed across the power lines and like pushed the kid back in the window and like shouted to their parents about it was he fully clothed though he was fully cool at least there was no risk factor really i just know his version of the story and the and the cool boy scout hero comic that got made about him oh he got a comic yeah he got a comic made about it wait do you have this can you like i'm gonna try to find it now they left out the part about how my grandpa used to always climb on the power lines and made it seem like it was just something he thought to do like on the spot this game sucks but there's a box okay it's good again that guy doesn't know he's like i can't remember my family and they probably got tornadoed away so you know you take the good with the bad did he really say that no kind of he said about half of that kill like a beast win i'm gonna he's still thinking about sports right now yeah everyone's still focused on sports this is like if everyone in new orleans was just looking looking forward to the next actually does new orleans have any sports teams anymore no they all went underwater they all all went to utah are the jazz still in utah oh god i don't know dude you're asking the wrong guy yeah i don't even know why i decided to go down this road i don't know about sports i'm gonna cable tv in 12 years man well me neither oh a save point want to save waka wanna save wakka wakka always wants to save miwaka me once saved [Music] [Applause] [Music] foreign

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Id: 7Zhu0UHXo4Q

Length: 107min 15sec (6435 seconds)

Published: Sat May 15 2021