Oney Plays Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (Complete Series)

with friends if Harry Potter goes back to Hogwarts he will be in mortal danger rather as he will be in mental damage yeah yeah dude Christus hold on Chris this is the [ __ ] game yeah I'm pretty sure this is the game unless I'm this is a game yes were you talking to five no that's not what I mean like the [ __ ] first Harry Potter game you had on the PlayStation 2 yeah the one you got from the [ __ ] game store that shall not be named this might be the third time we've played this here they look disgusting it's aiming for his ass fall it starts the game new game this looks like a level in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 it loads no the [ __ ] level like the trees in shape the trees a halfpipe this is this is Chris this is the game yeah we tried playing this on the ps2 and it wouldn't [ __ ] work no I was like you start crashing [ __ ] it was sped up yeah it was [ __ ] awesome that was a setup like when you bought a bunch of [ __ ] there and it was all defective he gave you like $50 worth of garbage oh yeah I'm gonna skip this me and Korey used to go to this store in Philly that [ __ ] sucked and they scammed this every time you went but this is one of the games we bought and it wouldn't work properly the country we can get away with anything look at this whoa that was jittery it's got a [ __ ] solid ass framerate though you got it mate that's pretty good except when you run into someone and it [ __ ] comes to a screaming halt I like when games let you move it like yeah [ __ ] look I mean uh you got a BiPAP name his name is puppy puppy looks puffy I'm Sparky looks puppy I'm not - its way all of your dreams someday go I would like to wonder why dreams yeah do use depend on why you you have that kind of like slow walk because it's fun what were those beans doing in the trash you you're walking like you own the place and you're like eighty he is pretty a this is your own the [ __ ] call the sack this is the borough this is where Harry uh gets brought we was raised like [ __ ] webberley Hills why is there a house flipped on side of its head turn around turning view and look up that's what the borough's like Corey have you ever [ __ ] read Harry Potter this is a nightmare this looks like [ __ ] hello neighbors [ __ ] house this is the result of 9/11 you [ __ ] houses exploded onto each other created a new formation of living [Laughter] okay great architect I do like this this is nice me too what a human heart popped out well that was weak oh shut up look at the little Dobby that's not [ __ ] toffee these are this is Dhabi's children wait how do I look up that looks like [ __ ] dot okay so far I've learned one name playing this game that's Bobby the weird gremlin kid bro Dobby is a house-elf is he a fully grown adult these are garden gnomes they look like da bees well yeah I know I'm [ __ ] in his birthday suit look at him he's naked ya know they're [ __ ] horny is not for not for kids oh here you go collecting more of his famous jellybeans Cory yeah would you get mad if you ate a birdie Botts every flavour beans but the flavor was specifically your father's comes well I don't like the taste of come begin with Chris oh I probably would hate it would you know is your father's come I don't know I think all come tastes the same you just you examine it and you're like this is me this was me one this is like me I am what I did if I if Bertie Botts made my dad's come first of all I would like some sort of royalties in that of all you can call that I think as the sperm that survived in the womb you are the one who has the most objective way of honor and then I will take over Bernie BOTS [ __ ] birdies gloves you could sue you could sue JK Rowling for this I think did this happen in the movie ah no it did [ __ ] not who's the boss fight with a washing machine I don't believe you oh [ __ ] it's like I let go like a woofer yes what happens when they're just like waiting on the side there they've already done the washing machine duties this is why no one likes the Weasleys they're all scumbags and [ __ ] leave it at that this is why their dad is stuck working the government job is this true yeah you're gonna be throwing fast facts I mean I'm uh you're gonna totally fool me no it'd be like really look like now they're all facing me they say Ferg hole they do for good is Harry really that small yeah he's a year too Ares a [ __ ] man let's get the [ __ ] out before you catch it Dursley should be really concerned that a bunch of gingers has stormed in and stole their child are they Scottish ah no other English they all look Scottish you're right yep catch the naked toad everything here it's like [ __ ] one color of skin well I mean it made a little yeah it's a chocolate frog oh don't know about chocolate bronze like a naked frog it look like the the Dobby gnomes that you were battling ten minutes ago I kind of did do the jittering when they stopped his creepy dude Harry's like significantly smaller he is significantly smaller in all shots this is my favorite graphical style from the old ps2 everything looks so silly I can do that [Laughter] okay you get to kill him like this smack him around pick him up look you gotta hit those things knows if you throw it at the Scarecrow's wait how do you go faster Fred's [ __ ] cheating he started 10 minutes early he's already got 125 points I know that's why that's [ __ ] that's why they kill him off in the book because he cheated at Dobby I would [ __ ] hate to live in this place they're like vomiting in the background don't worry about these [ __ ] nasty things it's not a good world to live in you gotta fight washing machines and throne' Gaddafi's call me a living flesh boy go yes that's awesome dude I got a chocolate frog I mean I Prince of witches and wizards card that looks like yeah that's wizard 101 free pass better boat it's uh Gregory the smarmy is wizard 101 I was making a jog you got a deep one the [ __ ] is wizard 101 mm oh that sucked rear and it lorry it was clearly ripping off this if anything you do I was like I was making it I was gagging I was making a [ __ ] goof and then he pulled it out it said wizard my one I was just like that's totally like wizard 101 and the mean becomes too real yeah that's [ __ ] I'm reading it can I quit this menu editor can you edit that out that's freaking me out for so much you got to collect cards and throw dobby's you haven't even hit thrown enough dobby's Chris you got like six more to talk that's a [ __ ] no I'm kind of curious how this game feels don't insult Dobby like this he's my favorite character I want to [ __ ] daddy look at that what will you and farther eat my [ __ ] that was great come on are you [ __ ] kidding me with this [ __ ] this is hard come on okay I love their voice a you can see how much hatred Harry has for the dobby's when he performer he has to see their dirty baby dick every time he tosses them there you go you threw it in the same spot every single time but now you get your wizard101 token okay to wizard101 mmm Oh classy [ __ ] just lost ya nobody likes you beat Fred he's not even there anymore you're now the record holder custom kid [ __ ] he's inside the roof secrets to ask for this at the very beginning it's actually don't okay so full stop the only Harry Potter movies I've seen was the first one in the second one this is the second one right yeah it's already different I don't remember any of the [ __ ] I feel [ __ ] lost do you remember the part where you where you spin the Dobby a hundred times in the movie is that a Dobby it's making no okay wait court you're lost really no I just remembered them immediately getting in a car from and then heading home or you know in the movie the movie starts off harry [ __ ] up his uncle's dinner he like he shits himself in front of the dinner table and his boss is there so Uncle Dursley puts like bars in his window and then these kids come to break him out and bring him here there's a really big [ __ ] remember that to be fair Harry ruined his dinner it was very important by [ __ ] his pants yeah well Dobby showed up he says Harry Potter must not go so Harry goes shits and pants just like what the [ __ ] yeah you know like that's fair like we're trying to have a normal dinner and you ruined it feces is kind of dangerous if you play with it you got a feast so what do you do from here two guys throw more doggies until you beat Fred Savage no I think we're done also why do I have zero points what that was a tutorial I guess I guess the the dah be throwing mechanic will be very important you can't skip the cutscenes to the guy paid for his [ __ ] vocal work here mr. Weasley scattered his semen cells across mrs. Weasley's she claimed they were gnomes and released them into the garden where the sunbeams deformed them and then they did look like that's what I think I think those little gnomes are just like defects of incest they take it because they're guilty about their birth they make you throw them at scarecrows and [ __ ] to get them out of the main yard dude all right you guys ready for this sick sick endless [ __ ] loading butter load come on man just playing the first stage over and over though [Applause] that was weird no [ __ ] whoa oh [ __ ] what's this that's a memorable actually like how these environments look I don't know why I sorry the door is locked I'm sorry sound about it over there this is a good game but not really the kanten does it have fixed camera angles some parts okay that's the green hand it's very important Chris yeah I don't know Harry Potter are you are you [ __ ] with me no now you have a lot I'm not [ __ ] I won't [ __ ] what you want sir no you can [ __ ] with me that might be funny no I won't well he looks like a [ __ ] man that is a man that's his dad this happened yeah this is part of it I totally forgot this you know what chamber of secrets which one was the one with his two snakes this one also Cory this is important shut up nice hand this is my great book of Pokemon cards looks like he's had a stroke zoom in on Draco Draco Malfoy his name yeah he's malformed did you see that blink that was like some small soldiers [ __ ] I was like stop motion the green hand is important Chris hold you what's that hand from the ice oh god [Music] what's going on back there oh that's the place just came from that's the sewer back there is that like a big dollar bill on the ground you got to sneak past this thing that's what that looks like that does look like a big dollar Harry's learning about a Kedavra [Music] kaboom I want to try this out on my best friend if you get a perfect completion in this game 100% of are you sneaking right now [Laughter] [Laughter] look at this you could probably learn those kinds of magic techniques here in the [ __ ] village of evil whatever the [ __ ] you are what is this dingleberry this is Dingle Valley killed me so hurry kept walking through the wall and kept crashing so we are now on the GameCube version we use the Game Boy Advance link we're gonna live in perpetual chamber hell and what by the time we get to the door there's the tourney set all around our life I had to escape like here's a sentient chuckling don't worry about murdering it it lives to feed you we create for food is it just me but does his head look like it's [ __ ] turn backwards Fred get to scores what the [ __ ] up in the ps2 1 2 3 there's no [ __ ] this one's way [ __ ] harder there's like what just happened did you see that no it's not - Fred I'm just trying to I got it but he's gonna get a higher score than 400 this games cursed [ __ ] this game man I love it hey look at that ok if he walks into the wall yeah Wow the door actually doesn't make you [ __ ] crash it actually works you can actually play more than the first 10 minutes ok we can see the game there's Bobby [ __ ] you little guy he's a little imp oh oh god he's throwing [ __ ] out slowly I can't what is going on I can't use little abou going I'm here - evaru Kadabra and if you had to put the light near him and scare him off the platform look how powerful this little guy is don't worry he has nowhere to hide anymore now it's easy mode okay I'm kind of he's [ __ ] dead do you hear it's [ __ ] last wails what is this camera is such he's holed up I suppose hey get the foot that kicks ass do you think up the cage now and join it as your posse they're trying to give you a hint that you need to knock the other one in to behave hey prick come here I just pick him up oh no I Lumos scare him of the light come here you come to Daddy this is just like the gum trying to give me the cage they go you will never get this Wow what Hedwig he's summoned that's Harry Potter's future lead ed bird is it yes he's got a bird yes he's gonna learn the best thing for a happy healthy al this feeding him little doggies go grab one [ __ ] dude that would have [ __ ] [ __ ] oh look at a little rat Scabbers that's Peter Pettigrew an owl treat yeah so now we gotta go back to the owl it's free morning oh my god he's a really cool effect it was goofy stubbing his toe that's a live one I want him to feed it and then when he takes his hand away he just got bones four fingers I don't think Dobby is in this game yet that's all even that's that's evil Dobby his name is Bobby that's weird in the playstation 2 one the pictures were actually on the thing yeah I know the PlayStation 1 version I think he just gave you like a small cheeto and made it work wait that's full oh no that's Dymphna for my Familia from she's famously abducted by Pixies well I'm glad she died what's in Diagon Alley we're about to find out the traces of Hermione we found small traces of Hope here we can just go look at you illuminate to find the rest of her body that's Haggar taking a [ __ ] in there all the air is coming out that's a straight way that was the one that was in the the preview image before why is she holding her arms so far out to her side Chris these models are ripped from wizard101 I'm [ __ ] serious she's really chafing is there a first person view I kind of oh oh there you go there's Jenny Harry's future wife mmm she's story you don't look very happy choice on my day of school she looks like a cancer patient in a wig just look at the model she should be bald under that dude she's given Harry had it where you draw a line around her head we're [ __ ] bolts I would be do you think there's a chastity spell that are just erases your genitals for a while well your parents do it on you so when you go to school you can't get up to mischief what would the chastity spell be let's see what would be a good dick erasing spell why do all these people look like mannequins carcass long listener excuse me did you talk to them I am the Boy Who Lived actually look she's slightly T posing you oh my child get back what's in that oh is this the item shop that looks like a turd in a jar that's a turd with an arm are you [ __ ] [ __ ] not to break everything you just walk around them we didn't even need to charge this up yeah you just needed to target it in the shoot the controls are terrible just so you okay great oh yeah this is this is out starts this is a little boy dungeon heard over loudspeakers as Harry Potter has fallen into the cellar let the hunt begin yuck underpants everyone was that to get him including Hagrid give me some beans Doody fart every time you get the yuck beans oh look I did it I did it no one even cares Oh Harry wasn't a grand the bartender's a comedy skit you have to lock in or to do it I got it why don't you just jump over you [ __ ] idiot so you you had to you so you had to go through that whole dungeon my closing a thing yeah that's some dark show set this game is pretty much Dark Souls this is the Dark Souls a very if we're gonna be honest in buck for Baltimore uses flex seal to weld Harry to a gravestone so he can who was Baltimore Baltimore Terry's father Marat he's the main bad guy sorry sisters see the guy with the weird snake nose yeah yeah he's hurt he's transitioning snake no sister for you you can buy one in five minutes if you pull it out of me each for free is the currency is Harry Potter's currency actually sickles yeah the state sickles galleons and Canucks oh [ __ ] okay I didn't remember the I just bought it right also did I buy something I wasn't supposed to probably I don't know hoops why you going back out there because they have to talk to us we told Jenny you've Jenny her things say Oh a [ __ ] shows you [ __ ] mean the task you other says yes you've passed the test young Harry Potter you owe me this much now you do this so he can get some mins later yeah he's working for Ginny's binge the ultimate goals playing for long game I don't like the 88 book but I know it doesn't sound good but I'm sorry Leeman ice cream parlour let's just make that the ultimate goal [ __ ] like doing this out of liked a scary just want some like oh man he wants some Weasley milf Minj that smells like pennies it does [Music] mr. Weasley walks and says why do you smell like my wife's where the [ __ ] is supposed to go it's around Nadia to gamble away all your shillings [ __ ] said oh is it so I guess this is what Fred and George take over those [ __ ] nasty twins you did all your to-do list those twins that jerk each other off and has ever been Siamese twins connected by the penis shaft I bet they piss into each other as a trap isn't Harry having his wand I like this kind of like holding a gun out that's what I was saying oh [ __ ] is that if you go to Hogwarts every kid technically is a school shooter think there's like an ar-15 equivalent of long [ __ ] guy [ __ ] stop blocking my only path of escape what do you use chocolate frogs for I think health or getting [ __ ] let's just buy the resting palace just for old times sake just for old times sake core you were [ __ ] genius hey this guy is a trickster [ __ ] you where'd you get 13 oh yeah you have the coins this is the one of the best games ever made honestly it's pretty good I wish you to be able playing on ps2 and seeing you fall through the ground when you try to enjoy was pretty fun that's how badly we wanted to play this game we were willing to put sucks man we would have played it over and over again although this would've been annoying we don't save it after every point but it would have at least been fun we literally saving it every time we could yeah oh that scared me super excited if you lose it again I will kill you though actually it was like 30 minutes of agonizing [ __ ] annoyance it was at least something oh I would feel horribly guilty eating that I just jumps into your hands it has no self-preservation actually in the first movie it jumps out the window I love the walk cycle that's P Dorf he's got slobber on his chin you gotta switch no one's clapping hello Harry Potter a photo Kedavra bet you love that come on his chin if you could thank my dad for that if you remove that come I wouldn't kill that's cool I was if I was in Harry Potter world I would hang out with Malfoy his dad you couldn't say hello back where were you oh my god it's actually evil in this it's not even supposed to be evil what do you mean it was it's just a tree it's at the tree smash doesn't like protect agua yeah I swear it was looking at Ron's ass not long ago you made me fart from Land's look it's I was turned up slightly I mean that you've been looking at Ron and not just his [ __ ] but yeah look at this let's get this [ __ ] over with oh come on sucking me [ __ ] brains this is a boss fight right apparently go go go like he said the dark cells of Harry Potter game no this is like the benefits of Harry Potter games I think you're getting close well gotcha okay and Ron will be left behind to die that's a nice save flappy animation students are warm that the area is starting the whomping willow and the Forbidden Forest on which it borders are out-of-bounds this is you not supposed to do with this idiot bottom a dumbass little trinket you throw the puffer fish at a fish fart okay I'll find the fart moisture Oh eat [ __ ] a puffer pod what were you supposed to find him a mouse and he'll do something for you remember mm-hmm okay this game is just fart fetish there's that's probably where the mouse is I bet you one galleon there's a mouse in here nope volume it now yo a galleon I don't even know how to get again [ __ ] you have to run me through Harry Potter ok what do you want to know um what is this I don't remember him battling a giant tree before he got to Hogwarts he does smash into it also a holy [ __ ] [ __ ] Dobby he's gonna take him out from the Chamber of Secrets they'll never catch me if I keep doing that see look he is staring it's ass Chris actually not doing anything so maybe you're right in my position oh my god there's a very Canaveral and there's fink these gay pious there's a [ __ ] fan fiction gotcha we do you cycle through his attacks and then you hit him this game is pretty impressive music for what it is it's got a full orchestral soundtrack it's melee baby it's like oh the attacks just like they're always a hundred feet away from you so you're in goods he just keeps I always like that uh mainly has a really shitty Orchestra sound like a minute know where he's raising the roof over that one you just got to stay in the back until the eye opens again yeah look at that every bag no you just [ __ ] tosses it on her feet away we're [ __ ] it's my car come on do something maybe you have to get close and you lift up Iran so we can check oh you know you can hit you there you go [ __ ] your mother oh my oh my and then upon cuz he freaks out there we go we figured out the magic trick dude Ron is definitely already dead it's true mrs. Weasley's gonna suck me so hard that's punishment this is not magical little this is a horror movies like Evil Dead more than anything that is actually this game I would classify Ron's face over the girl is getting violated by the tree bridge leave him there get help you Snape looks nasties name looks handsome you think he's like to Ansem to be Snape no Alan Rickman's considered very handsome we mean was considered because he's [ __ ] dead now he stumbles around look at this [ __ ] big dumpy Christian figure Cory look little Harry's back better than ever let's go spriting the toilets does that run that just walked past you does that run they hurt you that's just [ __ ] mean he's got a head but that silly struts worth you just [ __ ] around also when you see a ghost you just want to run through it so that's not my fault it looked like his pathfinding was gonna go through like the side of the door and then he just sort of sneaked in Oh Ron's pissed coming bad is that Ghost gonna keep coming back is that like a residual haunting he keeps coming on Harry's back throughout the novel I'm following you you [ __ ] look at him go are you slowing down to follow him or is it just you're doing it yourself such time tiny children but amazingly I'm actually like not passing him out or you know trailing behind like most games yeah I hate when games slow you down to walk like Assassin's Creed I'm pretty sure none of the walking speed ever suits anything else right why do they do that why do they make games where the walking speed is always slightly less than you would do just simply walking to annoy you yeah it's literally the only positive just some [ __ ] say [ __ ] you gamers we're gonna lock you into some kind of cutscene like area maybe once you feel better if you like whimsically running ahead of the person while the AI tracking is trying to catch up better that's more fun oh I'm gonna [ __ ] Ron but people complain that it breaks the immersion don't [ __ ] me hurry who those people I know it breaks the immersion when I'm running full stop and suddenly come towards that is him oh there was nearly headless name I see nearly headless his head is clearly still attached to him looks like you don't know much about Harry Potter you did what is it being held together with a [ __ ] one thread of skin a little piece of scotch to you he died with the scotch tape was that Mona Lisa do you see that that is the Mona Lisa we're right under the stairs what the hell yay Steel's are you can't do that so you're not a wizard or why she she probably was no nobody fits in with these pieces of art like racing bomber girl right there [ __ ] hate this child he's definitely the son of a goat that's the avatar that looks like something that beyond the mat cover yeah I know I'm admiring some art you [ __ ] fool look at that is that nearly [ __ ] missing her body Sarah that's nearly touches you but decides not to McGee no are these um are these obstacles these ghosts going around this is the morbidly obese lady he's picking nits out of his hair do they have to like I don't remember I'm trying to remember Harry Potter did this really happen um yeah I think so there's definitely like the the portrait lady who who you have to like know the password to get in where the [ __ ] did Hermione come from but you'd think that her being like a sentient ghost that she would just recognize her students and let them in ya know she just said she just said they might be this guy's the Slytherin I guess there are magic spells waffle bird or password that you have to say out loud is hardly like great security that is [ __ ] they do not have to crawl into it like idiots made that would destroy the children's backs over like seven years this is like a school dorm and they have like an already Zelda puzzles to get to the next class since when they're all like four feet tall but yet they're here toe like they're 18 there's a that is the Mona Lisa but slightly different that's sister Mona that's a new one go to the door yeah can I skip this [ __ ] another [ __ ] password that sounds like a magic spell not so much a password that's persons that like the nurses quarters what's up with this wall that's Perseus Ron's annoying brother and no one likes go DP Ansem flibbidee doo look another [ __ ] room you have to crawl into we're using password good thing you're not fat or you would be able to pull yourself up like this turns out they're not running a shop at all but just one of my less kids guess he can't save the boys schools losers oh these guys made the beans no they're they asked you to get them so they can sell you this is the shop center this is kind of crazy actually they're running a shop in the bathroom I'm afraid you are being sorry guys I'm not collecting beans for you for flicking any be music hood out that's not a very good fade and talk to the shop holder Gregory whatever [ __ ] his name is um his name is Gilmore actually Gilmore he's one of the original Gilmore Girls this is a just about to think and say it's part of that my dick yeah the thing it like baseball games and stuff that everybody pisses in what is that called - Troy yeah wait is it that a truck that's more cows eat but it's still a truck oh you're right yeah yeah I always called it trough what a good idea to set up shop inside of a trough you're in the main focus of everybody you piss on your goods yeah yeah you have a captive audience true any time anyone needs to [ __ ] in the Harry Potter games you can overcharge for toilet paper and other [ __ ] supplies and the Harry Potter games there's only enough room for like four people usually they never think about the 300 oh this is cozy get the end your day the entire dormitory yeah was your dorm really right next to the trough yeah and all the kids have to pile up in big Auschwitz beds you got like a hot boy in the middle place doesn't become 80 degrees at night those privacy curtains I wish I had that when I was a kid I mean you have you need those if you're gonna do you have to like sleep the day away to have a new event happen yeah it sure looks like it yeah the whole idea of like days in this game interesting I'm excited more than the whopping will uh you would be surprised tomar it's like shorten minigames like Bowl II yeah it kind of okay and I like this music what's the [ __ ] you get graded with like those cheeto tokens I need to find a potion skip bag and herbology I'm not doing you have to go to the greenery the greener doesn't that just save it to your to-do list see there's little hairiness doctor Strange's son you went to Hogwarts that makes sense actually is there any like [ __ ] doors around you always have to crawl through the password door a lot of these games are actually just like maneuvering the castle why couldn't it be like Dark Souls where you unlock the [ __ ] door from the side and you create shortcuts instead of having to go through G quarry it's almost like it's 15 years old and they didn't think of any of that [ __ ] what is this stuff I've been forced to yet I don't have a choice wait what purple [ __ ] you Slytherin which house is purple there is none it's not ravenclaw no Gryffindor there is no freaking purple house which one's blue I think this is a exchange student it's foreign exchange students have you marked in blue purple no it's blue red green and yellow purple is to mark the foreigners that's true what is this [ __ ] room and then suddenly someone shows up and legs and exciting the [ __ ] is this just here Chris go back in there what was it that's a place where you confess your sins Oh to father brown yeah see like in the books yeah okay we got to do it properly bless me Father for I have sinned it's been four days since my last confession what is your sin child he was wanking over her Moni I know he was shoving pellets up me arse noise oven Bertie Botts up Mears you got any more taste like [ __ ] anyway so I didn't care oh man this that this is kind of like an Irish school this is a classroom my [ __ ] school look this is really so whatever the [ __ ] his name is did you go to like a public school or is no it was the [ __ ] really gay private school it was like a straight-up this place yeah this looks like you're inside of a church like this is like a church the way it's all set up is that what this is supposed to be its castle its Hogwarts castle it's all got Gothic architecture which is usually you know where to go I mean it's flying so I assume downstairs and outside okay no I'm just I'm not saying like are you lost I don't think so I always love this [ __ ] is like the things like fill out as you go what now throwing me out of the school because I was watching to reduce weird things he's missing half his hand oh I see he's got a little like I see I know he's upset he can join the headless huh what happened to him was he executed and just started hanging out with kids at the dorm he used to teach like a year ago but Dumbledore had his head cut off [Laughter] I'm a good teacher what is this we'll just leave your head slightly attached [ __ ] like what it's a goob this line coming down the chest and it's tracking it gotcha hmm I get a skill that lets you clear it later like above us yeah gooping spell I think this game is really good aesthetics it looks really good for the time Oh Lord Bowie no rapport you know we should play the fifth game that games stupid what is that game if game everyone's got a hyper-realistic graphics but it was on 360 so it looks weird and you walk around the school I much prefer like games like this but I would like to see I have a realistic Harry Potter running around look at these kids you think I did play the fifth one there's another foreign exchange student look Cory look I love this stained glass window whoa look at that it's so cool that's pretty oh wow it actually effect I did not expect that hello do you think that that's like a cheat and it's just a texture that they mapped over it or do you think it's actually lighting effect ron's only big thing it doesn't look like it's real lighting can you talk - no I think it's it's I don't know Swain said this shit's called projection but I'm probably wrong look see the colors or even yeah on your face really impressive for the time yeah well there's nothing up I don't know much about 3d lighting at all well games fake it it's not properly real lighting yeah with stuff like Nightmare cops it's like painted on no [ __ ] yeah because it's really hard in general because it takes up a lot of memory who the hell is that it's another guy trying to track you as you follow around them what no Nevel that's Nevel I don't want to play your [ __ ] gnome games Nevel go Duncan this is what no one likes you should just be a boy knows not really actually this music is very pleasant when you've actually plays broccoli of course I would why would you lose that if it was natural I'm a freaking MarySue ain't I do it all damn look at that form oh yeah oh wow look at this well okay what Oh madam hooch you look sick I'm not flying down Chris do it 920 I see you with 920 kickflip okay I'm going down okay your broom is configured you're ready to officially fly I didn't do anything okay in the movie her eyes are yellow they're just boring yeah she's boring old [ __ ] she's clearly based on the movie designed though she's got wild frost hair oh [ __ ] you know it became Superman's yeah it's not counting I can't tell my playing is sound sounds like Superman 64 right now now it is oh oh there you go it controls a lot better than the first game what now for the examination we're a grade will be awarded depending on how well you complete the cooze do you feel like you're back in old good old Hogwarts somewhere you said when you left they don't let Jews in the Hogwarts you know well I kind of lied on my application oh that's how you did it okay I said I was Greek that was another thing JK Rowling did where people are like what Jewish students in Hogwarts and then she does like made up a Jewish name on the spot like it was like the music max Weinstein yeah yeah ravenclaw it's like most like forced and it was like you're so full of [ __ ] you old coot she's a mentally ill woman yeah she is she needs to get her [ __ ] straight she just stopped writing Harry Potter s-type fiction she needs to write a Draco Malfoy series of books when he grows up and starts torturing children Draco Malfoy all grown I read that I don't get why she doesn't write more Hardy Potter universe books I don't get why she doesn't write [ __ ] Harry Potter porn yeah they're all grown up at this point I know you would you sick [ __ ] and then you can you can have all the [ __ ] colors of the rainbow people because sex is enjoyed in all forms Ron we had literally one class today and it was flying around you should be hated everything in your life that passed you didn't do [ __ ] also all the children have to wake up go to class watch Harry fly around and go to bed well they don't apply because of Harry because of his configurations there ain't a [ __ ] take on this game really makes you the center of the universe yeah hey why do you see that it spawned me outside of the entrance hall even though I ran in from the other place it's confusing at first when I saw tossing I thought I said kissing so that was like doing - no I'm kissing you're attacking the foreign exchange dude they have like great alien emblems on their chests what is that oh I wish you could zoom in see it's like a tilted grey alien head that's the [ __ ] where's this go white van sneak not activate is this [ __ ] foul creature it looks like Benjamin Franklin after you get shocked by lightning that's Game Boy Advance you don't have to go to bed I'm very thankful couldn't I need a key key to the Game Boy Advance link that's where it all ended the Game Boy Advance Goblin I'm gonna lose this [ __ ] I'm not going out of my way to do this that's not Hufflepuff they're yellow they've decided Hufflepuff is purple probably yellow didn't look good next to the gold on these machines that have made it silver leather and cheated thing anything higher Oh slower and got you don't care let Slytherin win I don't give a [ __ ] Slytherin cheated I'm gonna [ __ ] silver sheets [ __ ] you think you think it was a [ __ ] coincidence that Slytherin happens to be slippery snakes no it was [ __ ] cheating from the beginning I feel bad for Slytherin cuz for the whole like 6 years now he's in school the Slytherin always nearly went and then Harry cheats and in Dumbledore's look new wood of 50 points to schools and then they always win and slow they're like [ __ ] you Dumbledore we're gonna [ __ ] caused a huge uprising soon you're gonna die really yeah that's cool that's from Harry Potter Laurie I didn't even know also why does she have [ __ ] old widow like JK Rowling hair instead oh yeah that's that's like JK Rowling when she was young sure she was a self-insert wait really yeah that's like on record that hermione is a self install it just doesn't look like her because I know Hermione has red hair right remind these got brown hair brown oh she pretty much looks just like that core I don't know your no that's Jenny Harry screams her hair's more vibrant now yeah our eyes are more like darkened in look she's described as like in the and earth all with big teeth and a big bushy eyebrows and curly hair yeah Hermione look up Neanderthal Hermione you'll see what I mean I don't even know what they're talking about it [ __ ] missed it all I missed this entire [ __ ] spiel first thing that came up says Hermione Plus run Weasley plus da b equals autistic child equals neanderthal that's a that's a that's a magic trick find a [ __ ] clump book okay wait let's see what Hermione says tomorrow you throw all those things in a pot and that's how you create me I made that [ __ ] up to Omar I can tell go to the library on the second floor get this save that and send it to the editor looks like the model of the game second floor her by any book oh why this isn't that [ __ ] in the book Ron is described also as a skinny kid with a bowl good check out the bean brothers are doing do you have any more s coins well you're right we got to go talk to the super bean brothers for flicking beam bros tes yeux Butterbean bros every time you have to piss you have to crawl through this hole in the wall it smells like a dirty hobo piss alley the kids keep [ __ ] and pissing themselves in the way in did you imagine there's uber door excuse me what if that little tunnel into their room was like a mile long and I just had to crawl through it I mean look it gets really [ __ ] dark there's no way it's like 5 feet long yeah I know I know my my my my my my who that's seen the ghost fly around actually is kind of cool second floor second on the seventh floor these all like wizard goes to it died ah they're just famous witches and wizards well Tom are you in this game no this is kind of [ __ ] you say though see you do better any what the [ __ ] was that [ __ ] that's the chambers of secrets that is talking to you oh my god go away that's pretty suspicious as almost headless Nick comes up from the scary voices no not long ago what was the point of that interruption what was the point it's like you just you've come to the point where you expect him to bother you and ever you go down the steps they're gonna use that to play with your expectations scary bucks scary book Oh defeat it oh god oh god girls bat okay let's go in oh you can oh you can lock the [ __ ] likes a bathroom oh wait you [ __ ] book imagine if you had to piss and your bean tank my [ __ ] box are you trying to find the right place the piss I mean this this is the kind of [ __ ] they do described in the books must be really annoying to try and learn [ __ ] in this building I guess if you're a wizard you have some kind of ways to combat this stuff imagine a tourist finding the way what about the freshmen who nobody in your right isn't that true isn't this only Wizards can find their way to Hogwarts I mean only Wizards get invited to go to Hogwarts oh my god what it's impossible I went on you gotta hide from the adults what kind of name is Hufflepuff it's literally the house for losers no you know like every time a book begins the sorting hat will say like a big ol poem and he'll be like Gryphon doll for the brave ravenclaw for the smart and witty Slytherin for the pure Bloods and then it's like Hufflepuff for the rest it's like for no one because this may all be burned tomorrow really say Slytherin for the pure Bloods I mean I know the pure or something Slytherin for the I thought it was something more like complimentary less like less like Aryan like even though that's is what they are I didn't think that that was actually in like the no I'm pretty sure Salazar Slytherin it was even like I want just pure Bloods in this house sorry I mean I think that's part of their thing but no you know what I'm probably wrong I'm just miss remember you have like a bunch of element things blocking each door and you have to find a way you should do these jars what's this oh cool just a big rock all right my [ __ ] brain wait you'll but you got means from that try hitting that again I wouldn't hurt you hey a chocolate frog give me oh yeah you got to do that nice what did the to-do list say Chris we're looking for a buck right now and we're looking for the incendio spell do you think it would have like something like an important artifact above it telling you to read it or would it just be like a basic book I don't know look it says oh we found the book okay find the severing charm where the [ __ ] is that what I don't talk to some kids maybe someone will help you okay oh yeah rescue Neville [ __ ] a fuse will try to find Neville you'll find the charm maybe it said he was behind what a tapestry in the Gryffindor Company a new password before he gets butt blasted to death what blast it read the book read the book read it there you go throwing gnomes is stupid nothing here okay I guess we're done here is that the charm that's the monkey claw [ __ ] goddamn hope so this game is some [ __ ] enemy placement to those enemies only activate if you're moving it's like a bee it hits you once and then it dies permanently is there any point to coming in here why attack the chart get the monk you can't even count you can't even focus on it oh this game sucks what the [ __ ] dude the homonculus charm no was it go away come on damn it this is pissing me off they're like the little bats and Zelda you know what a homunculus is oh I'm back out here it's something that looks like a human but doesn't have a have we taught have I talked have you talked about this at any point about him homunculus no I mean exciting them maybe there was this video that was going around we and it was basically like this guy was making a homunculus and essentially what he did was he had a who's in real life yeah it was it was a YouTube video he had an egg and he came inside of it so he like fermented the egg you like inseminated it and over time he finally unhatched the egg and it was the story this is like no it's like a Russian video it was probably fake but it was like really weird cuz it's like this weird Russian guy and he like leans into it and it [ __ ] spit something on him and he's like sprays the yolk everywhere but it looked really weird look like this did you know that scene in in [ __ ] the ant-man with like that weird when when he turns to that guy inside out that really creepy so ya know that scene is [ __ ] scary scary it looked like that it was like this poster like green rotting thing that's pit [ __ ] [ __ ] I feel like I've seen the video you're talking about but I'm almost certain that that is fake it's when I looked up the turn homunculus and that's what a while everything I learned about biology in middle school tells me that you can't just G is on and on a like a chicken egg and you get anything emanated you come in a pastry dish and stick it in an a completely different amount of DNA alleles and so it wouldn't they were might have said that you you haven't come in enough eggs to math your own child that's come in a they just they just hate what happened if you you [ __ ] a chicken egg if you and he submitted a chicken egg and it came out and it was I would love it was you would love it were a bit like [ __ ] pustules stuff at you every now I wouldn't have to I would love it if you wouldn't drop a big Bible on it like the guy did no I don't know man if I'd brought a thing into the world I would still try to protect it would you really poke it I see what's possible for it you could you could sell it to science they could dissect it being like what is he farting wow Harry you [ __ ] dolt if only you could jump like Mario and they keep blasting all the beads out it's not [ __ ] fair to me beans you know the her Balaji greenhouse okay well how the [ __ ] was I supposed to know that I feel like somebody said it earlier on talking over it okay we can't do that anymore it would have been nice if they just thing that it should have said it as a task you do yeah I do remember sing we cannot risk missing information like that again it's okay no we're doing now somewhere yeah so you created human life with a humongous and now I and you love it what would make you want a [ __ ] squishing my cat's paw for something like I'd be like all right I need to put this thing but if it's like it knows your names home I think it would feel regret yes now you're complicated then I don't know that obviously is like a conscience if it's apologizing it's a but what would make you want to put it down if it proved to be like dangerous to society so it learned how to wield a gun yeah I might well woo this yeah that's dangerous it brings the it brings the gun to daycare what then it brings the gun to take anybody know that I inseminated a chicken egg good liar no I would I never said it doesn't mean that wouldn't be ashamed of it guys I [ __ ] this egg and now I have this weird baby thing that knows my name to watch out for it though hey I don't think up supposed to be I thought you guys apology I kind of put you in a hard place don't worry I'm sorry oh this is herbology this is it it is okay and we go if this nasty pustule thing was saying my name I'd crush its [ __ ] head so fast get whiplash even though it's your son it's your flesh and blood I put it in a burger patty you know what it is is my coagulated come that's all it is point it just got lucky and I created sentient life at that point but what happens if it learns to love Cory and it can also learn to hate and it'll resent you for trying to kill it what if it survived in like and like ran for president and made her law that everyone had to hunt you down and kill you but if the tables were turned I would hire an assassin to take out my hunky was [ __ ] mistake good luck good luck killing the homunculus president or or I would just inseminate more eggs and use them to take down the homunculus Oh God it is supposed to be like mandragora's they're flipping up you dude roast those are disgusting that's you tomar this scream alright that's off and the potion kits bag alright tomorrow what Chris just picked up that's the homunculus no eggs you pick it up it's a squealing egg thing yeah I don't know I probably would kill it eggs like a challenge Cory how about this what if you were making burgers and then in the paddy your face form yeah I just think I someone slipped me some kind of LSD without me knowing man this [ __ ] thing better we need to ask you to eat it right so why not it's in here it seems like a win-win you're scaring the poor sponges I don't [ __ ] care they gonna die they're [ __ ] sponges is this I didn't see a book there okay Neville drop this stupid-ass book in here alright now we're making progress is that the severing charm what just happened he learned in sin Aurora ooh severing severely sever ropes and tapestries so you can touch you can cut tapestry and run got any scissors you have psychic scissor move I don't need no [ __ ] Lumos right now okay so I can sever [ __ ] [ __ ] you it's kind of strange that one book equals one magic spell learned excuse me you'd think to just be one more book I'm gonna go Severus Snape you think one monocle wrote you all these spells slices throat open this is the spell Isis use I'm so taking this God I don't care don't waste this I'm just not even man I feel bad for little kids because you're just like I love Harry Potter and then they're stuck doing this [ __ ] eventually they least we got the spell that took a long time that's one more spell for your Sunol it's okay let's just movie magic all right so what are we talking about the homunculus runs for presidency and I create more homunculus but this time iein disseminate ostrich and [ __ ] emu eggs okay super homunculus and they find president homunculus and take him down president he's in this world this Samak is vowed revenge on quarry for attempted murder and became president just so he could be in the highest office and exact his revenge on oriental cold calculated manner but I've used my magic jizz to inseminate more eggs I go to [ __ ] Jurassic Park and inseminate a t-rex egg and ends everything cuz the t-rex egg once you have a homunculus the size of a t-rex it's game over you have to think though how did this among if this a monkey list came grow it's just an egg and just grow into a little chick excuse an emu probably isn't like that distant a relative of like dinosaurs either true I really could make a Tyrannosaurus maybe maybe that you got something there course yeah so you're a little like the homunculus I created this this little [ __ ] egg can only grow into a chick but it's got the secret service in the US army behind it how did this thing becoming come into office it ran it was democratically elected it was the first independent to ever win the presidency you know the universally loved the funny part is something like this could happen I'd vote for a [ __ ] homunculus if he is running for president but hell yeah this weird like goopy booger thing [ __ ] yeah yeah soul is definitely the thing that's been holding the presidency back was saying come let me rip you let me rip you to shreds is that what the Chamber's say repeat yeah the Chamber's saying McGonigle's [ __ ] piss what's the name of the lady that plays mechanical um she's been everything ever uh she's got wonky eye she's she's looked like she was old since she was like twenty I swear she's she like she was in the secret garden which I watched with my mama's hat and she looked just as old and that movie was made in like 1994 of The Secret Garden he looks like birdie from Concord I love this birdie he looks like the secret what I believe combine the Phoenix with the head get the order of the Phoenix also in the movie that bird has like the nicest song ever it's like really he doesn't have a chin didn't JK confirm Dumbledore was gay she converted she confirmed one he was a pedo 2 he was gay 3 that he supports Jordan Peterson literally Isis that let me tear you really does sound like you just doing a voice yeah he just keeps this Phoenix like a [ __ ] parakeet yeah it's kind of disrespectful can't like those kinds of like things catch on fire yeah cuz the meeting exes if you like rub a stick into it really fast what are you gonna use this everything for tapestries I think I think he was going oh my god I'm gonna die due to bugs just cannot happen death due to books better save Chris already saved okay doesn't matter oh do you have to go to the dorms where they would be AB this lady you've to talk to the fat by getting this blurry texture so everything looks a lot sharper and then she just looks like really have asked for such an inch for all of the other portraits look better very strange I actually remember her in the movie she looks very familiar she says listen of my boys do you member that she's singing she goes wait wait oh look at this look at this what happen well I guess that's [ __ ] that was it he couldn't just walk to the sorry wait a minute Neville the most unlikable character off the bat no one cares Harry go to bed he's just so dead he didn't even open this chest he's like [ __ ] so angry and [ __ ] Neville I can't even contain it you found nevel's feces he's been trapped in here for one hour and all that for one of your [ __ ] wizard facts famous for the studies and habits of trolls you've almost got all of them clubbed to death I do not almost that full of them there's only two left Corey that's you it's Bach Bach yeah Johannes wait that is a little girl that's a wizard Harry wait go back yeah what is that thing that looks like a cat with breasts tied to it oh no that that's a cat with a cape okay that is certainly a cat with Bryce let's go to [ __ ] bed that was the worst night ever all this [ __ ] Neville's fault [ __ ] Neville hate that piece of [ __ ] what's his full name Neville Longbottom Neville extremely long bottom he really is called Neville Longbottom long bottom silly short bottom it's more accurate to what he is no his father and mother were prolapsed by Voldemort I'm helping [ __ ] Neville figure out how to cut tapestry Slytherin 69 well your your head you did nothing and you somehow our head now I better not [ __ ] win I eat actually after the first game you don't win I think in the first game you always win no matter what what if you win you get a complimentary like history find oh oh yeah that too you didn't Neville home back to the family you get to adopt Neville as your little child while you're still a child defeat him every day yes can't we just walk there together a defense against the dark art class I don't think she likes me wait he's been avoiding you the whole time yo Percy what's up [ __ ] for the second years Harry what it's Percy hanging out with like third graders he's the like House prefect prefect yeah Neville's on your team I thought he was in helpful bottom no he's he's part of my house I dropped an Oreo in the fireplace evening I'll fish it out you know what Neville you get into so much problems it's kind of you're not really worth it anymore I don't want to be a friend at all petition to get Neville expelled you need a [ __ ] magic trick to move like undo a jar because Neville doesn't know how to run it under hot water and smack it with a [ __ ] utensil yeah well get me to Hogwarts and he wouldn't have the wherewithal to defend himself I love the way the turn around said the funniest sight I've ever seen what a bunch of losers where'd he go where you go they changed two different directions boy this guy was walking and he just stopped to stare at you he would have boys from you staring you dead in the face Harry's got such beautiful green eyes just like his mother you know was his mother's name again Oh Harold uh no was it it was horrifying our elder there was James and Madison what was the [ __ ] in was Lily Potter Lily okay and his father's name was big hairy big big hairy I think this is another hallway is this more little minx let's go in Harry come on Harry let's go what do you want me to do can you repeat let's go in Harry I want Harry Potter to catch Golden Snitch so we can finally end the prophecy of Hogwarts that's the actual whole point of the book is for him to catch the Golden Snitch yeah is it cuz Dumbledore put a huge bet on I'm catching it oh boy which is why it keeps getting free points to Gryffindor usually the class clown and bright yellow he's so mad somewhere beyond the portrait only you can do it everyone else must go home empty now Harry will be the classroom points this your honor so if he fails you I'll fail I wonder is Harry overworked it feels like all these kids are just sitting in class like alright here you do everything you go through the proper yet another like tiny trial tribulations [ __ ] wit by like mortal combat torches Jesus Christ were you going yeah this is kind of like a gauntlet holy [ __ ] christ this is [ __ ] Oh Harry those doors could easily crushed his little bones Dumbledore's like the admin hovering above him doing all this [ __ ] okay yeah how is this part of class was anyone observed at all the giant array I like the reflection on the guy looks nice I do appreciate a good reflective of what Pingo push me back see that whoa okay this sucks this is gonna suck yeah thanks and it's spawned on me thanks Matt Lisa brought you back here imagine if it brought you back to your bed 1fl moines wait when I go to bed it doesn't recharge my hell that's [ __ ] stupid that is stupid did you see that little like gesture before he like died who just sort of like throws his hand back me oh dear clubbed by a spiky ball what are you supposed to do I guess just kill him okay now they're all dead now you can climb it plot for some reason the life of a prophesize child I saw the looms you're pretty smart tomar like you know exactly what's going on it's an illusion good work wait please don't be the classroom what's this [ __ ] take a potion you're not holding anything stuck his hand in the purview collected waken well I love Wiggin world also okay that it I guess the attract climbing up the other side nothing here use another aluminium I don't need a freakin Wigan weld what even is the Wigan weld for um I think making you epic oh yeah there's a tapestry up there a tapestry how will we ever get through that why with the severing charm of course ooh don't you just move it couldn't you just burn it or expel your Amma sit I just like move it to the side like a real yeah yeah like we have evolved monkey hands no actually use it on those little ropes there you go okay okay ooh very in Tommy grab him I wish you could just sever his head Xabi back in there and bring the door back have fun in hell idiot oh man that poor Dobby was starving [ __ ] he forced to live my double Dobbs the whole Dobbs they were meant to procreate oh this is your brother huh he's gonna have fun in hell oh [ __ ] pick up da b2 and throw him in long I'm gonna throw bean at you you better [ __ ] not do that again don't worry little guy awesome in the hole I want I'm trying to get him in the hole they run back up after you you see that he's coming oh the pathfinding I guess good we're gonna have to just throw him down the hole kind of hard to aim oh you know what just [ __ ] it it could name you oh you need severance cut them in half get them severance pay severance die you die there you go so there they were definitely placed in here for this challenge by the teachers right I think so yeah it's time to go out and round up all these little doggies this is kind of [ __ ] up imagine in like real life if Harry had to like get sick all right so we have trials but the only way to complete the trials you have to go to the green room and get this specific book that had this magic and we're just gonna make trials built around the concept of that yeah and there's nobody to learn this in school so what if Harry would have come in here and you didn't have severance cut or whatever I just think it's more [ __ ] up they're grabbing these sentient little guys okay teachers apart this is kind of a little excessive but how do you go from cutting tapestry to [ __ ] Crash Bandicoot like death war can you skim up and throw ministries just slice them and that's what I was hoping for oh you gotta use a little table eatin you gotta use his blood to slow the [ __ ] please low the clock oh no he's too small it's not gonna hit him I think in order to do that you have to go right into it you have to use Chronos it's a slow time down yeah that's not fair I should at least push him off Oh [ __ ] ground dweller another one what's the point I don't oh my god this is not [ __ ] fair Chrissy's chasing yeah I know he's [ __ ] chasing me it's like street sharks slowed down [Laughter] [ __ ] ass to get through that isn't the whole spoiler that Snape is totally like looking out for Harry so what the [ __ ] would he send you in here ah no I mean holy [ __ ] they throw [ __ ] [ __ ] at you they sure they flick their beans again Oh God come on slow down slow down Oh what's going on how do you slow down by cutting those things come on okay okay I didn't really get that okay where the [ __ ] is there's a treasure chest where is this this is hell thank goodness for the peach pumpkin my mother my mother's love the ball all along this is interesting was this in the original Chamber of Secrets didn't hear you have to go to the dark room in battle absolutely you did oh no this is weird Oh holy [ __ ] oh my penis was fixed camera this really is a gauntlet what yeah this is [ __ ] really bizarre uh-huh oh you can not your mom hit them to slow its descent okay uses the camera chain - yeah another pumpkin pastry I love pumpkin pastries oh my god those pumpkin pastries [ __ ] suck they give you like ten or so those things are worthless oh my god dude this is kind of ridiculous you better at least get ten more points to [ __ ] Gryffindor for whatever the [ __ ] it's called come on dude which one are you Griffin - why'd you just get healed what's your group and I just got full healed for like when you got hurt Chris well group name Gryffindor okay will you at least be making top class for doing this [ __ ] I don't see [ __ ] Hufflepuff going through the gauntlet these pastries are healing me right yeah it's funny they scatter them all around here because they know how [ __ ] it is yeah I know it's pretty [ __ ] okay we did it our prop word I don't appreciate this level much it's quite a long one they only killed the whole class Oh No well done Harry there you go they didn't even let me get the chest that was up there do you see that yeah it was probably just a pumpkin pastry or something well I was a card how long is this [ __ ] class go on for anyway your reward is the Book of Secrets the Book of Mormon I've mastered all the rest that slapping sound is what happens in a fly hits a [ __ ] flyswatter mastering wizard dueling oh you can reflect spells now reflect the good what is that spell called to reflect the pendo reflect upon Deus Oh boss battles is the part way if you fight a demon to fight the gargoyles you give the Bell belfry gargoyles yeah put on the music I there you go do that you have to aim towards some work get to hold it oh I see play it the time it can you shoot it back what just happened no no you get it then you should have back at them what okay maybe I should have read that [ __ ] book oh yes be closer to far oh yeah that's stupid why make the [ __ ] stadium so big man oh I get you oh it's like it's like I guarantee there's more guard girls hanging about being the only one because look how much choice of life you take away now dude oh [ __ ] okay that's awesome is it yeah yeah they're like deflecting it I never expected that almost-dead he's got a weird muscle structure he's [ __ ] he's got like a three pack her six-pack I thought he looked cool but a six-pack doesn't even have a ribcage stand on his little pet oh stole his pedo stool and then Harry comes out victory he's all beaten and Harry comes out all beaten and bruised and then the teachers like all right class dismissed good work team I like Harry's aesthetic in these games he looks like such a dork he always has look like a [ __ ] door stupid dumb shoes I don't know it wasn't that given to him my Slytherin you should wear a big Marty McFly slippers what are Marty McFly slippers I meant to say sneakers but slippers are cooler little slippers and Marty McFly on it that's right popped into my head just like little Michael J Fox is like on the Front's of three shaky disease this face didn't change from there these are two magic tricks in two days that's it Parkinson's what was that you learned two magic tricks in two days I'd say that's good progress prod yeah there's only loud and there's like only 12 spells and you got like five now when do you get to fly around the school in your broom that's all I wanted to do oh I'm sorry there had to be a game first before anything hurry you've been gone for four days how was it for tea house I think I think a tea isn't okay all right Chris you got 74 points for flying around the field yeah you got 40 points for a gullet of hell but now I get to kill Drake oh so it's all worth it nice here [ __ ] Draco Malfoy here just use the expelling armors whoa he's loud yeah he's like right in front of you I'd literally push the button I'm not kidding what God slithers winning now dude this game sucks my I can't believe dude these games are harder than Dark Souls yeah he's ever on I mean like cut his limbs off yeah cut his arm off so I can't use deflect Oh and then [ __ ] bash from the face magic Draco would you mind losing just like one time just I think I'm just gonna keep doing that [Laughter] literally not using the spell whoa okay sorry didn't mean to do that get destroyed man so the game encourages you to chuck you draco whoa you severance slicer you just passed out that took all of his power from him Harry's gonna say the [ __ ] up word now I know so what is that yellow chest that's Dumbledore's it's not my fault we've got Quidditch practice next the Quidditch Stadium how come today is like six hours long and yesterday was just one I don't know it's a question it's time for Swedish friend the day is that what that symbol in the bottom corner means no we got to go to Quidditch now kind of [ __ ] it's like excuse me I'm gonna tired I just got done fighting on gargoyle and the gauntlet kind of hurt when he got [ __ ] smacked off the cliff by a giant spike ball didn't really take everything out of me to kill Draco there I take a pass like no Harry you've learned the cut you [ __ ] configured the flying for a reason by the way all you smart alecks so that was not [ __ ] easy to do it was way better just to spamming him while he tried to deflect ya know every time it makes you do it it doesn't do it unless you're standing perfectly still listen Chris yeah malformed would have done the same [ __ ] thing yeah no I know in your shoes I don't care and also what's his name Malfoy I don't even like Harry I like Draco way more yeah I said us you're bumping more what's this room that's the bumble door god I keep I hate these pointless rooms they're too much did too much [ __ ] going on that Dumbledore oh that's that Snape in when he was in his [ __ ] boy band Christmas and that's Avatar Aang that's what the [ __ ] it's someone just walking to the wall wait back up the kids stuck in the wall don't talk to that child he's being punished what's this [ __ ] room it's great I love the idea of punishing a child by melding him into a wall so now we're gonna Quidditch entrance-hall yeah no reason to sleep after doing all that or anything that's not a complete day in my opinion and you do school then you do Quidditch practice that's just how it is don't you know anything about Quidditch boy it's just kind of ridiculous oh yeah you're right I wish when I would decide to take one class a day yeah school was just a gauntlet now you have to go do [ __ ] after-school activities which is [ __ ] Quidditch let's shave the game wait what was that yes fine whatever if you tell me what to do again the idea of Neville just going outside a kiss no I don't think this version lets you fly around the school huh and the ps2 version you could these [ __ ] like minecraft signs like warp you faster than you can even get there that's madam scooch madam scooch the dude madam scooch the Gooch you have to go the nipple this atm I'm stadium is it no goddamn it it just like cuts you in I hate it yeah I don't I don't like how it warps you so fast it's like could you just let me walk I don't know where it is look it's put in that lake house in the book there's a giant squid in there it looks nice is he friendly yes Oh kind of surprisingly in the fourth film I would have been a cool site is this Quidditch practice or like a straight-up Quidditch competition this is just the practice for the oncoming competition it's very late because you're a mudblood practice you suck actually I think Harry's a pureblood I'm not sure about that though might be wrong Lily and James wait actually wait no Lily was a muggle he's a half-blood yeah you hear that this rep dunya didn't get invited [Music] it's actually kind of feel bad for petunia cuz as a kid Lily gets to go to Hogwarts that she doesn't it's like the meanest [ __ ] ever whose petunia Lily's sister Harry's on great a distinction and because of that excellent performance Hardy here's a brand new Nimbus this is what I was waiting for honey just come over here oh thanks would can you just fly up the staircase no no you can only do it outside oh I bet the Nimbus 4000 as if you do it under a minute I am kind of curious as to like there has to be a big open world the Hogwarts section or it'll just be doing loading screens every second I forget how it works kind of excited to try it they just make everything four polygons you see me handsome no Harry you're a disgrace to the house it was embarrassing to watch [ __ ] wrong one Harry to stab him in the head with his bar should something about it because you're a filthy mudblood it means that she's not well I mean that's true she's kind of a mudblood in that regard [Music] part of costume doesn't seem that hard Ron's turn of movie yeah every way are [ __ ] dirty mud blood I mean it sounds more like a child's insult if they were called a scum blood then I would get it I'd be like yeah that's gonna mean it gots coming my blood I guess mud blood is like calling someone a bastard I mean you're a bastard so but it's like wizard version of bastard because they're born without they're born with like half magic would be like born without half done I kind of want to fly my little broom a broom around put it on all right let's give it everything to sweat low-poly disappeared well the Quidditch circle are you serious look circle dude this is what I remember this is [ __ ] it's it's a ring minigame it's pretty amazing they had this in this game that is pretty cool just beans beans hovering in this guy dude you can fly all the [ __ ] around Hogwarts now can you land on top and go through the portrait and find the secret Yoshi what's what over show you can can you stop flying and walk on the roof no you can definitely get off at certain points but I guess not go up higher like go all the way up you mean like look up there what's this read the ring right there that's the Xbox 360 today I think that got you to beans oh can you go on the roof you can look right in this window and see Hermione changing that specific window no I must have hit a magical barrier to help clever that's very go for the blue one that's an array there's a blue ring below I think this is a little different to the PlayStation version I don't remember it like this how the [ __ ] did you swim deep huh oh wow they actually have a particle effect that's pretty cool whoa you're gonna run into nipple helm what's his name whoo I wish there was a penalty for smacking into things oh this is pretty cool yeah I wish the penalty was death yeah I would love to see the small child ragdoll down the side of the hill can someone please please please rip every single model from this game including the environments so we can just do it in blender thank you no one has yeah no I was actually checking it out recently that's how I made the thumbnail I got Harry's model from this game off the models resource you could probably imply apply like reverse kinematics or whatever what's it called when their feet and first kinematics is when you want they're like a hand or foot to stick to something properly okay that's not what I meant ragdoll smart but don't know anything about 3d how do you get off B maybe you have to be in the area oh you think I can't get off here because I'm not supposed to walk around here yeah you can probably do it here hit B go and more close to him there you go see weird that's strange it's we you know okay now I'm confused Chris why is it that you teleport incredibly fast to the next area instead of being able to run but you can fly over those areas yeah all to do with how they had to design this game so you could do that without it breaking everything's just giving you the broom from the gecko yeah you had a broom to begin with yeah it just wasn't as good as the broom broom handle mm I guess you end the day right your day is done yeah Oh your parents are crazy I'm one with their crazy my grandmother well that was Devils parents or Death Eaters or something no they were tortured by Bellatrix Lestrange oh they went crazy hmm and they never got better oh there you go nice forty boy it kind of looks like the last forty point got more than 40 points you must have got some extra credit when you did the [ __ ] occasional those snitches Oh God they're winning oh yeah what I think yeah it goes past it that's so later yeah the less that's weird so there's gonna pass out Oh almost we're a hundred ninety right yeah we're still passing them if [ __ ] you Slytherin poor Hufflepuff their thing [ __ ] dirty pure blood you perfect [ __ ] [ __ ] buff got all [ __ ] up and now they're falling behind excuse me right after scratched his lightning-bolt you made him uncomfortable that was his nervous to it I cursed this bed check your to-do list like every good boy would do list working on it today we do nothing oh it's a Sunday you can finally do gnome kissing with Neville [ __ ] learn something new do you know why we don't want to talk we're gonna miss something second floor my father was a bibliophile second floor past the library bye portrait so it's just second floor past library I had very fond memories of this game but now it's all coming back it's all busy work that's a lot of fun time to go do stuff for my girlfriend boy [ __ ] [ __ ] I bet that if I do it that she will give me a kiss I bet she'll go out with me when I'm 15 look Hermione she's gonna knock you over on you [ __ ] ghoul you spent a good time growing us growing these [ __ ] beans in the cornfields of your disappeared freaking even get them that makes it even worse honestly losing beans in this game is too easy I think it's what is the beans it's supposed to be like a shield it's the currency you go to Fred and George and you swap beans for other means oh really yes my son you said go down to the second floor right yes theorem what's the second floor Pass library ooh you know her name is granita looks like Snape's daughter she was the arch nemesis of blue Lola and that's burnt face burning the copy of Hogwarts history so where's the library I think it's Larry what does annex be tell me some RB so maybe you go I don't know this loading screen sucks okay you remember the police station to one yes I did bounce back and forth instead of being factual [ __ ] really yeah it was a weird gradient that went left and right it was weird um you're gay you suck Oh Locher mortis hey let me go you ready kiss rigor mortis oh wait boys huh you blue [ __ ] [ __ ] he got 20 points deducted for Gryffindor and he made me sit through loading screen worse than wait hold on you lost 170 points and didn't you get like 40 points for the gauntlet not long ago hufflepuff go hurry no [ __ ] I thought it was like we're away after a while I can't see [ __ ] come on man maybe there's another portrait stupid [ __ ] it dude yeah get on with it I get to the very end just be like first try easy are you serious nailed you reflecting SPO yes I doubt that's gonna work we could sure as hell try it nope nope doesn't work doesn't well sorry sorry kids no fun funny if you could do it back and then you stand over and this all seems like random how are you supposed to do this how [ __ ] break what an [ __ ] he didn't even say it it also seems kind of random where they're placed yeah doesn't it why now he's there you see what I mean yeah how would you [ __ ] known that okay he's going back so now you can go down okay alright no you got a get wait for that guy there now get behind that bookshelf there you go yeah oh no my god holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] we just do did you against the wall yeah what we did it finally there's the border yes the deviant-art portrait nice we're in you've helped me for a long time what is this the flapping book room I don't know what were you getting a new spell we're doing some [ __ ] for Hermione we're going into a deeply restricted area to get a normal book I know right the history of the school year is okay both petal this happens a lot in this school yeah we're things almost crashed little boys tiny boy tiny boy little boy tiny hos boy Oh big hill this is gonna suck oh yeah what if you have to jump on top of the books to get oh that's what I was thinking honestly this is like resonance in Erlang years old no that's that's a bag of chicken collagen cake this is literally like Resident Evil music literally literally whoa pumpkin pastry you needed that give you 10% hell gives you some light in there some greased lightning I'm sick of this [ __ ] pumpkin taste forced into this world would you like some boob juice no I won't go blast them what the [ __ ] yeah I guess you can't do that every just being this fellow this you have to crawl across again knock the [ __ ] beads out of me Chris you gotta crawl it crossed again yeah this is gonna be really fun isn't it mm-hmm yeah and these things knocking you off the shelf get away for the babies to fly away get off you stupid child and you walk across that can you shimmy across do things gonna knock me back instantly yes I don't know but get the [ __ ] lid out here 10 years to move across yeah this is not gonna be fun this music is scary oh my god that was good timing oh oh my god [ __ ] don't worry Chris there's a pumpkin pastry with your name on it we'll never get that lucky again Cory we're only on the first part of this horrible hell whew it sure is hard being stupid as [ __ ] walk slowly Harry can't comprehend moving too fast oh no it's cauldron cake even better than 25% that's worse he moves too fast man I would expect a cold really give you more than a [ __ ] that's ridiculous the idea of Hogwarts in this game is [ __ ] disgusting and terrifying I would hate to go here here this is also a library imagine he had to look for a book you know the third shot a shelf from the top just shimmy across and don't get hit by flying books you it's like you're laying on the way adults are just trolling the children like oh yes that book flapping around is the word thanks Dumbledore you're supposed to be one of the greatest wizards but uh I'm an [ __ ] you just wait for it to pop out no no that one doesn't fly out whenever to [ __ ] man you are such a [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my god [ __ ] you Harry Potter you dumb [ __ ] child no the hitboxes are so random I don't [ __ ] know what's gonna hit me or not don't worry the book will be tired and the one next meal on my left seemed oh god it seemed like closer than that one did okay yeah look at that [ __ ] come on let's go just go to the no it's gonna knock me write it off wait it's flapping right next to ear you are so [ __ ] mean dude I don't know what to do it again go just go just go the Ansem are flapping is gonna tear [ __ ] Harry's mind up this is horrifying [ __ ] there's gonna make me I'm gonna die up here I'm gonna have to do this all again now you're almost enough no actually yeah you are it looks like there's only another floor of this this might be the last floor rules of three baby rules of three I think you got it get out of here to fly out thank you go leave Harry's [ __ ] Swetnam he's like 10 floors up oh my 64 this is no you should get up too scared not to ski he's down to his last lifeforce [ __ ] cry sorry don't do that go no shimmy god oh good good good good sleeve just leave just leave just leave just leave yes okay Oh scary as [ __ ] you get that chest though get a cold eat the hell you deserve we gotta walk super slow like you owned it you deserve that oh it's a pumpkin pastry that's a kowai little chest if I ever saw one it's pretty cute seat I understand how to coach and cake actually feels like it gives you less than a pumpkin pastry they know a coach and cake looks like it would fill you up way more it blows my [ __ ] mind that these companies don't test these games there's no [ __ ] way there's no way this is also pretty old EA though like they have to have like they have full-time testers on staff I just like I got to a part there where he wouldn't walk past the ladder I had to like run past that firm Dave to get by it oh gods go yeah it's something that could have been figured out what's like basic testing Paul [ __ ] mm-hmm take your time take your time make it real boring for everyone this is the porn section that's why they're so [ __ ] dancing it's the human anatomy books there's a bunch over here look at this [ __ ] oh it's looks like [ __ ] get out of here fertile book all the higher up ones are really just there to psych you out yeah mm-hmm you [ __ ] suck okay all designed to make you accidentally fall yeah it's so [ __ ] mean doing platforming and Dark Souls ones actually way easier mm-hmm that's aged [ __ ] understand camera I still don't understand how cold rain cake is less than my [ __ ] it's a cake it's not a pastry why is it ten percent over there just like 25 percent and for that matter why are they 25 percent health gain and for that matter why is there two in one room why not just pull one big one in here put a pumpkin pastry [ __ ] doll heads it's literally the same oh man do we finally get to go to church you worked your ass off to get to that [ __ ] Hyrum this is the book boss now what's going on here you got to look for the book Roy what is that oh that's just magic coming out of the book never mind oh god Chris what am i doing we're gonna die in here oh is that Hedwig it said we [ __ ] obey and you find this stupid dumb ass bird a little present he needs a treat feed him a live [ __ ] Mouse is that the thing I'm looking for yeah that's the that's the L treat okay get the [ __ ] out of here Potter I really don't like Harry Potter and the Chamber sucks is this is my favorite of the movies here you go little fella little sport there ya go isn't that lovely it's not a real L Corey here's time Harry gonna finish smash this into the stained-glass window what's with this group I'm sure you'll get a spell soon enough that like it melts it yeah that's probably how you go back chord you know what that goop is looks like boogers it's Voldemort's boogers that's what I thought it's his evil caca it looks like it is on it okay Voldemort's been leaking his anal Coco that's just literal anal [ __ ] literally platforming in this how come you you [ __ ] stop yourself running off there Potter not everywhere else yep positive you snotty party can you you can destroy that thing right no this is just a fast race just help you into pastry um give me what just why oh [ __ ] I honestly didn't know you could grab ledges I was like Chris you don't know [ __ ] Harry Potter do I do it again wait they didn't test this part what the [ __ ] were you not supposed to come from the side I don't know are you supposed to be here and then do it Potter get up I don't think I don't think it does a really specific range you can use can I do it from here yeah okay oh you can okay okay I take that bag I mean it's still stupid as [ __ ] okay just movies the [ __ ] cloth to the side and then walk on yeah got me all right it's so stupid these doors are not real Harry I'll never master the fact you put a towel up in front of the door he'll [ __ ] suffocate and die and probably starve to death if he locks him in a room he's like [ __ ] Neville they're both brain-dead Neville Longbottom I think Neville is the only student at Hogwarts that specifically has no genitalia is that that's Canon JK went on Twitter and said Neville is a neuter yes he's a neutral gender [ __ ] he has no need for genitalia you just got like a stink pellet he's got a smooth like Barbie doll Ken thing going on Chris you're stocked I'm [ __ ] stink pellets that's like your fifth one thanks babe v pack yeah that's the history oh there's my book set up on a shelf who is this who the [ __ ] is this hold on to the [ __ ] pick it up stupid oh you better not you better freaking not bro wait til eat it it's okay Huck was a history bike ridiculous poon it the legend of the chamber secrets is the most enigmatic of all tales concerning the establishing of Hogwarts when the four greatest witches and wizards of their age Godric Gryffindor Helga Hufflepuff Rowena Ravenclaw and Salazar Slytherin came together to establish a school for those with magical abilities it was logical that they chose a location far away from the eyes of non-magical people due to the climate of persecution prevalent at that time records show that the Hogwarts founders work together for several years seeking out youngsters who shows signs of magic and bringing them to the castle to be educated should we read all of this [ __ ] [ __ ] no no no wait so that's it we did it that was the history well it so what else is on your list of [ __ ] to do that you're not supposed to show copy of Hogwarts to her moines find the hermie own her me oniy oh you fellas bumbum I remember being in school and all the kids called her Herman really yeah stupid idiots didn't know how to pronounce a really weird rare name I've never heard before oh I assumed that that name was made up for the book I doubt it you think it's a real name probably it's like an old English name Hermione said a [ __ ] beauty in the beasts cabinet like the one from the sequel yeah I am the beauty on the base cabinet I'm very scary oh you'll never defeat me all I gotta do is walk away from you okay by the end we can't even turn around through around it it looks like he's like locked on that track is it seriously a thing he's not a pretty clever fella this isn't hurting him you there can I hurt you from the front maybe this is weird Oh you can shoot books at me Patel more it's not cool okay well that's not working whoa I guess we're gonna have to the platform past these books to this patina like jump on him or something I have no idea I think I'm supposed to push this thing maybe what like trappin I don't know can you push it doesn't seem like that sure don't sure don't feel that way this is the weirdest [ __ ] [ __ ] I've ever seen well you can take your time figuring it out he's not doing anything he's just laughing evilly who created a sentient cupboard hi Cory we're fighting a really awesome badass boss right now and you can't even jump off this thing's also a bookshelf I knew it I [ __ ] said we're coming in here that this boss was gonna be like the king of the books because like why not why else there was greatest weakness is that he's virtually immobile and can't turn around but you can tickle in and out of here do you have any other spells can you use the broom to fly can you knock the books back at him great comments hurry hurry this really helps can you knock the books back at him yeah oh maybe maybe that's a thing maybe you just try to block the books with your shield no no yes - usually we hit them [ __ ] you idiot it's gonna push him back it seems oh wait hold on there's something to do with pushing him stop and make him stop hey who's that [ __ ] I mean that's hurting him yes what's he's just - goes mr. goals what the [ __ ] what the hell did they come back - what the hell is this [ __ ] scary-looking oh you can grab this now oh my god that's kind of scary they just done oh I see now we're in the Zelda puzzle territory YC oh I see Tarzan oh I see okay you stupid ugly child's like oh those are scary ghosts with their lanky ass arms and no legs yeah why are they like twins then lost their lower ends you got me homo Brown maybe they used to be have you got up there Miami swings oh well there you go it was a really strong sauce was it a boss that solution was just very bizarre do we fall over the health bar will not indicate until the final last moments loser we're trying to figure that out Harry we're working together here yeah Harry okay there you go I think I have gotten the timing pretty much down now there you go you [ __ ] ugly child you see that [ __ ] yeah I don't like these girls are scary you ugly [ __ ] dead these [ __ ] are [ __ ] and haunting me though you got it make you fall there we go Christ they need a magic trick can you cut that tapestry no oh you don't know anything about this gives you Japan more of the Hogwarts epics I think you're gonna learn a new spell you're gonna jump higher no it is always cleans the endoplasm it's but it's anti booger juice [ __ ] okay let's let's do that oh man I'm just I'm just not feeling this bugger spell there's no really no reason to use it you could just eat them like you buggers uh you know what I kind of found that satisfied there you go um they're gonna text you not me I'm Harry Potter the chosen one now don't forget Chris after all this you have your Quidditch practice when is practice okay gasps OH made it out alive guess I'm Harry Potter well that actually scared the [ __ ] bejesus out of me those things are [ __ ] scary oh that was worth coming in here for yeah excellent well done game designers what's this push its Hufflepuff button soon Oh No you're gonna fit free the Goblin I guess what it was another yet another puzzle it was worth coming in here for that what is that door secret assume that all of the switches ghouls behind all of those it's interesting you know what [ __ ] these chests I'm not waiting around for a [ __ ] cauldron cake every time but what about the pastry maybe if they put some more value on it well it gonna see a faraway we can do that and what it looks like yeah okay this one well you're gonna forget which one you open I was going into this one and this one so one right on my right that one it looks like it has something else going on in there I like that enemy oh I like that enemy how do I get out of here no there's [ __ ] boogers and you're hitting switches can you put two and two together wait there's a totally different door yeah oh no nevermind oh those things man those things scary oh no more cloth you have to cut I guess that didn't work for no reason that's fine this geezer goes behind that one there will be door number two towards number two mhm wow this is quite the puzzle who would have [ __ ] figured this one on this oh it's a crab that's yeah now it's time to bed what the [ __ ] I didn't even do anything yeah why he's suddenly in a wizard's duel I think it was supposed to be context for this did it just skip a whole cut song you [ __ ] they use what you've learned from you um challenge what is he doing [ __ ] you Dilbert spam it what nothing hit me right if I said him if anything just keep launching the Menem yeah just what yes that doesn't do it always has the [ __ ] battle like you there [ __ ] you [ __ ] Hufflepuff where's the naval stinkle bottom whatever the [ __ ] his name is dude I'm gonna [ __ ] put a curse on this young boy drop some buggers no no say curse a curse you severance send it to his [ __ ] legs [Laughter] giving him cancer oh my god [ __ ] that child bless you tanks told me cuz then tired joshua tomar la brie youth on the bibliothèque oh my god you hear that onward to freedom I love being Harry Potter it's like my favourite games feel like you're gonna get attacked by another bookshelf [ __ ] oh you're right immediately oh no no that's just a bill you got to move the boxes to jump up there where the boogers are I mean if you really want me to I guess I can gasp maybe like your beavis and butt-head like spin to it okay yeah like it was making [ __ ] up okay here we go Corey you know how toxic you can be why am i poisoned Chris just sometimes I wish I could just like do that do it turn me into a bird know and they are rid of your toxic mess this is such a boring puzzle so now you get to push the box back across the [ __ ] room and do that exact same put some [ __ ] tapestry up and like it some pizzazz this is how most you be gained or you know franchise games are they're just like do the bare minimum make sure it's like make sure it keeps kids busy for like 20 hours these puzzles nobody gave a [ __ ] about that's why speedrunners are [ __ ] doing bum flips over everything so the [ __ ] wants to push slow boxes and this is exactly why I get mad when I hear [ __ ] bumbling knuckles scraping birds say oh this gives us 60 hours who gives a [ __ ] it's full of this crap yeah this is 60 hours of popping buggers and cutting pastries people like I hate sure get why you could just replay it if you have more fun again I don't understand the argument of a long game it's like yeah this game was only 20 hours yes justifying like yeah money I can understand an RPG being like 100 plus hours but a [ __ ] game like this 100 plus hours is not cool yes enough for PlayStation 2 am I gonna be spending $60 for a two hour game that's [ __ ] but come on this game at this point if it ended like in like two hours would be more than enough I feel complete you can collect all the [ __ ] wizard101 cards and then pick chicken pastries over the [ __ ] collect well oh that's fair right at the start perfectly until that point you never lost the 20 points dude I cannot wait to see the points thing at the end of this chapter it's gonna be like minus 70 or something hufflepuff isn't like you only lost points for the first time you got caught but yep it could be wrong oh the grand staircase man that was quite an adventure if I went to Hogwarts I'd be very tempted to spit off the staircase because it's so high up lame it on almost headless Harry or ever the [ __ ] his name is headless Harry Nick that's completely shaven like a baby from head to toe do you have to go upstairs yeah we gotta go talk to her moines is it morning or night I cannot [ __ ] tell inside this big old castle the light is telling me that it's nighttime but it doesn't seem like the music is telling me that it's nighttime look it it's nighttime [ __ ] they wake you up at night in the morning when you were allowed to go to the library coz Harry's a goddamn [ __ ] pillock okay you know in the future Ron becomes a big fat ugly morbidly obese hoarder this is true yeah it's almost like that remind you should have settled for the [ __ ] high school crush am i right am i right so her mind he's like a deadbeat [ __ ] husband yeah she's she's the breadwinner and Ron just sits at home creating huge pubic sandwiches discovered the pube growing spa that's why Hermione cheats on him Steve shoes there's no way she could hold a book like that for so long no this is [ __ ] we're learning just cuz we're mischievous camps we're not supposed to do [ __ ] that was worth getting the booger spell kind of wished her eyes would look left and right they look kind of scary especially her - oh God did you see that Joe creepy Ron looks like he's wearing little Mickey Mouse gloves you are such a little prick don't do that's my cap that's it why did they not say good night that was creepy yeah they all just silently walk wandered away from each other like they're ready good friends would do I don't think I think most normal people would say goodnight yeah situation have you ever known someone who just hangs up on you without saying goodbye like in the movies no shit's weird I guess you've known someone like that um I feel like I have known one person but I can't remember who it was so you can either end the day by checking your note or going to your bed you have to press a while you're in the menu yeah the magical aid menu like in the movie here we go the grand reveal of losing all your points - 1 million boys that's it it's set at I lost the 20 Wow I thought it we were losing the over-over system is rigged and they know exactly what everyone's gonna wind up with so they lost a ton more points anyway are we still winning now there I won this their head by one this is all rigged I'm telling you if you catch another Quidditch before them then you get it it's kind of convenient everyone lost points like that it's kind of weird it's kind of not cool maybe everyone's not gonna maybe everyone's Harry Potter that's insane Harry Potter is like everybody's scoreboard I'm a right downloaded this song back in the day someone ripped it from the game what the [ __ ] you just teleported in there and there's Neville circling it was circling around in a corner let's do one more mission filling in jerkily Neville [Music] Avada Kedavra Vatika devvra he just he's constantly having cardiac arrest Neville is invincible but he still feels the pain of death hey Percy you bitch-ass son do you know why I never complain I felt the sweet kiss of death every move every day dude I like his animations compared to Neville he straight-up dances and as a jig for how shitty the game is I'm surprised they actually put in reaction animations like that that is surprising what the [ __ ] I didn't even ok potions kitbag Oh the last one you completed it I get you you can turn it in for like more points um I don't want to I want to live like a rebel you can finally get your first like full account on wizard101 Chris conversion there's gotta be a spell for shrinking I want to see what modern Hogwarts would be like in 2020 well yes it is I am related to Voldemort and Salazar Slytherin or Harry [ __ ] Malfoy he's the one who dropped the goddamn snake idiot Ravenclaw's being pretty cool what's his name [ __ ] Snape or whatever the [ __ ] was there he was seeing everything yeah I know Snape knows better he should tell everyone how cool hereas [Music] matter is so [ __ ] cool you don't even know but he did drop the snake in Malfoy's direction look for the guy in the wall guy in the wall guy in the wall were confess your sins confess your sins to the boy in the wall bust my father's been 40 minutes since me last copy [Music]

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Length: 136min 14sec (8174 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 21 2019