METAL GEAR SOLID 3: SNAKE EATER (Complete Series)

[Music] this marked the beginning of the era called the cold war i called all right dude his voice is so cool if you've got a character like that that sounds so distinctive i don't know why the [ __ ] you would replace him with kiefer no what chris is saying is all completely accurate but what i was saying was just like in metal gear solid five i'd have moments where they're having a phone conversation i was like who's talking right now there's never a point in metal gear solid one through three where i'm like is that solid snake talking pakistan approaching soviet airspace yeah soviet oh man i'm excited i've never seen the story of this game actually played through properly oh yeah it's pretty good i think it's the best metal gear personally guys we are going to pay attention okay oh for sure there look at that pay attention to that got high visibility what happened high visibility to things you should pay attention to look look look look oh now you know hito kojima did a lot of stuff on this game [ __ ] star [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] put out that cigar winners don't do drugs that guy's got a nice female ass did you see that you bet i did you've got a nice female ass and loved her but he does a snake does too yeah he does have he's got the ass they just called snake a panty waist what he said you [ __ ] bureaucracy i'm too cool for this is that a cuban tomar oh you know he smokes only cubans it's gotta be six minutes to drop off opening rear hatch what if i change my mind [Laughter] what if i don't want to do this anymore what if that's [ __ ] scary i didn't think this through oh harry gregson williams [Music] just try not if you do not a big deal as long as you think about it it won't happen the world's first halo jump then how do you know what it's called idiot what does that mean uh halo jump yeah uh it stands for something but it's the first person jumping out of a helicopter yeah this is the first helicopter ever made actually but yeah no i know that tom cruise did it in the mission impossible movie and it took them like 180 days to like get the shot really yeah so it was just jumping out of a plane like every single [ __ ] day for like half a year because he was like i want to do this stunt for real oh so he's sonic the hedgehog yes at least that wasn't a helicopter the head of the cia has finally given us the green light for the virtuous mission virtual mission no the virtuous mission virtuous mission oh yeah this is initiation this is a snake's thing he just kind of repeats nouns that people say with a question mark after it so what exactly is this wonderful mission and i think it's really cool about two years ago a certain soviet scientist requested asylum in the west oh a cert you can say it out loud i mean i'm not going to tell you i'm not going to his name on april 12 1961 the soviets achieved the first manned space flight in history the earth was blue but there was no god what [ __ ] yes what you're so cool snake anyway snake i love your little asides sokolov is said to be the man most responsible for the multi-engine cluster used in that rocket is this real yeah he does all his paperwork he's the most responsible no i mean is this guy based on a real guy oh no i think he's totally probably is based on a real guy but he's not a real guy the name's made up yeah yeah it seems he'd become afraid of his own creations things that would jump out in the night and say oogie boogie boogie he created that you see he created the tickle monster and skeletons terrifying things he invented pushing no gives his backsies even the wall and the barricades what if skeletons are just the plague that got into the human race and we just forgot that they were replaced were originally just just muscle monsters yeah we've just accepted them the skeletons intercepted us in two weeks and more than 600 miles to get from the research facility in the soviet union so he's on our side now pretty cool it was only a week later news the cuban missile crisis that's real president kennedy received word that the soviets were in the process of deploying intelligence-range ballistic missiles the soviets didn't [Laughter] charles [Music] in my old age which i will get to by the way turkey deal was a ruse russians where were they dragging turkeys versus russians now we're going to give the real hideo kojima truth to the matter gobble gobble what do you think he's working on chris windows vista david's game we're playing what do you think he was working on president kennedy being a sub all right never mind metal gear i'm not that dumb according to our intelligence he's in celino yask a place in the mountains about three miles to the west that's known as the virgin cliffs not after i'm done with them i wanna [ __ ] him he definitely started exaggerating that voice as the games went on right yeah yeah because the first one i don't remember him sounding so like i'd say he started doing it by the second one but [Applause] and it might have just been like a case of uh you know by the first one he was kind of still like figuring it out and by the second one he had done it so much he's like i know how this character should talk it's it's a little bit weird but it's it's not it doesn't like pull you out of serious situations it's kind of like i like it it became ultimately iconic yeah there's no yeah there's no going back on that hater made the right call kojima made the wrong call oh look he can get first person view at any time but that's annoying so i won't go to first person that looks amazing that's greener than i've ever seen it oh man his fingers must be real cold but he looks [ __ ] cool he does look pretty sick the first halo jump every they love the whole fulton thing they use it a lot in later games yep what is that the idea of a balloon that lifts someone up oh and then it snags on snoops in and like they can grab it with like a plane yeah they basically added like this mobile game thing in a in the psp game where you like collect guys and then you put them on your base yeah and then they reused it in metal gear solid 5. it's a cool idea in theory it just kind of ended up really really tedious i thought but really yeah and it also means that like you you're really discouraged from killing people which i know kojima kind of likes doing that but the coolest [ __ ] weapons are always like the ones that are lethal so true man yeah i love playing through those games as non-lethal as possible yeah we're not gonna be doing that definitely affects your your like your thing with the was it the end yeah yeah i remember that yeah you really don't want to kill too many people or you that part's going to [ __ ] you i think it'll be funnier that way lyle's lethal lyle for a reason yeah we can't expect him to go no to go any holds barred against these these guys and where are you at pakistan no soviet wasn't this like soviet-controlled pakistan yeah you're just in the jungle somewhere i don't really [ __ ] remember where it is if you say um at the beginning if you say i like metal gear solid 2 i think he pulls that off and it's riding and you're like no and then i think he pulls off that mask and he's snake or something really there's something with that you do get like a ryden uh you get like a riding mask that you can wear wow and be riding if you want i'll be tom call me major tom definitely a reference to uh yeah bowie there's tons of those his his whole like faction in five is called the diamond dogs and [ __ ] about the backpack i lost it in a tree on the way down well you're a lost cause goodbye you're stupid i love looking at a snake in the background of those yeah i love that presentation it's so cool yeah these games have always had like a good style all right so there's there's my sneakers let's go in the grass dude go in the way yeah this game you see how it says olive drab you can change your like camouflage yeah i think this was the first time i ever saw grass reacting to someone in a video game oh yeah there's no like crouch walking in this one you're either oh well like if you'd use the d-pad you do this and you're you're quieter so you can sneak up on people oh wow i'll go go fly i'll go live go live go i feel like we're in the jungle of pakistan oh yeah does it say anywhere on your menu where you are yolo look lyle look lyle uh dramuchi hardly no i'm gonna look after moochies hey kojima just because you know the word dramoochies doesn't mean you should use it yeah you gotta keep that thing in the pocket man you did it it is yeah so this is in the ussr in a place called celinoyarsk wow i see you've retrieved your backpacks stop looking at me stop looking at me okay i didn't mean to there's a way to just like skip line by line i think without like totally cutting it off yeah but i definitely didn't do that uh okay well that's a lot of crap oh you were supposed to meet her you [ __ ] okay yeah she's just telling me how to use my health menu who is she she's a sam she's like another operative yeah is that parameters an important one goddammit yeah oh god can i start this over um yeah i don't know ah let me see if i can go back to this because that's a lot oh my god that's a lot yeah oh my god i just missed so much that sucks it's not your fault though snake try to remember some of the basics of cqc that's right whatever they talk about everything like 50 times you'll get the gift she's she's basically your training mom she's your mom she's not literally your mom but she's your mom you mean the boss yeah she's your mom but she's not your mom virtuous mission now why does he keep saying that because it's funny the virtue signaling through a mission this is the virtuous mission that is the name of the mission for this game let me let me just try to okay that's shoot how do i no what's my cqc button it's not probably circle or triangle i remembered it being something weird like r1 oh oh it's it's a snake watch out ah oh i'm gonna put that [ __ ] you up uh dude you almost got snaked you almost got sneaked upon by a snake why are you why are you just trying to record the snake i thought it would make good content where'd it go there is you little [ __ ] what are you doing trying to stab it but i can't figure out the button there we go yes yeah you little [ __ ] it changes when you're crouched no he's got our snake g well not gonna lie that was pretty cool i know nuclear test huh then the marshall islands must be crawling with giant monsters right about now it's just make-believe damn it snake it's a movie not a report out of los alamos movie what is did you just imply that the nuclear stuff made his dick big what's that thing about the tight pants i don't know it was originally a japanese movie but they made an american virgin too i recommend seeing the original japanese isn't this supposed to be in the 70s no okay you [ __ ] 60s yeah they made the american one in like [ __ ] 1998 or maybe there was an american one back then no there wasn't no there wasn't no there wasn't okay yeah there's no way to [ __ ] all right you skip it or you don't yeah it doesn't let snake correct paramedic and tell her she's talking way out of out of timeline yeah he [ __ ] up this is supposed to be what actually like probably the 60s right this is after the cold war it's during the cold war during the cold war man be careful there is snappers afoot hey snapper oh my god you made it sleep now i'm gonna [ __ ] it up yeah this this kill game takes place in 1964. oh my god oh he's got a skinny that's a crocodile look at his mouth it's real skinny all right i'm not gonna [ __ ] with that no more ow i learned my lesson right into another one dude you got half your health now you're surrounded by crocs it's pretty scary don't worry i can i can eat oh yeah i have like a like a fake death pill or a tooth you got a fake death pill and a tooth yeah i just see the revival pill i don't see the fake death oh no okay there it is yeah one of your two teeth is a false tooth with magical fake death revival potion in it uh you're kind of sinking they really don't want to [ __ ] with you huh look you get muddy that is pretty cool muddy naked snake at the time this was pretty crazy wasn't it yeah technologically this this is really advanced for when it came out they like to push the envelope i'm glad that big budget games like this existed then but now you're sad that big budget games exist now i kind of am it's not the industry is not the same as it once was now is the time of the indy major i've spotted two enemy soldiers they're probably kgb troops sent to guard sokolov ak-47s and grenades oh lyle you better be careful i don't want to see the protagonists get exploded your presence in soviet territory is already a violation of international law the [ __ ] why'd you send me here then you know metal gear 4 yeah he's got the suit that can just change to any surrounding yeah does that mean that like literally just anywhere you are you push the button and you just blend in kind of yeah does that kind of defeat the entire point of it um i mean technically it just kind of saves you from like opening up a menu and doing it so i'm not super mad about it but yeah i guess it's just a cool thing to do i guess it's a really neat effect yeah i think that that was the idea at the time it was probably like a tech like oh look at this kind of thing still pretty neat by today's standards honestly yeah i really haven't seen anything else do that the old octopus camouflage yeah do you think is all of drab already your best bet yeah maybe let's see camouflage oh my god it's it's [ __ ] circle and not x x goes back that's pretty common in like oh mask what's the matter that is the ride yes they keep that oh no you can't do these dude wow so you just get them i think the writers they'll think i'm a friend you could be a desert tiger it works even more little frog little frog you missed it don't kill and eat that little frog yeah frogs are like full of all kinds of bugs i'm gonna go foraging in this little tree trunk gonna find me some birds pour me out a boot of that this guy's taking his sweet ass time or as i know bugs juice is just fruit punch that you have at summer camp really that's what we called it when i went to summer camp called boog juice so what was different about subsistence so maybe i can do it now so the original had a camera like this you can switch back and forth the original has like a fixed camera and subsistence has like a like your kind of traditional like oh three or four third person but i mean like all the metal gears were like kind of like top down and you know so like if i do that that's kind of how it looked why did people not like that um it's just the camera is like a little weird at some places and it gives you like one singular angle so if i if i was coming from the other direction this angle would actually like really suck ah but that's that's how two was but yeah i can i guess it makes more sense into because the areas are more constricted i mean it does make sense to because you can kind of see like oh there's a guy right there oh god that was close yeah my camouflage is like 95 so he's gonna have trouble seeing me but i he [ __ ] blended in he [ __ ] tricked me ironically enough also i think i'm i'm even more invisible on the ground because i'm wearing this [ __ ] like desert tiger thing than i am in the bushes the bushes get into the bushes oh you're saying you think you're more invisible than if you yeah look it goes down to 85 wow weird yeah the more you know tomorrow i'm virtually invisible this is very virtuous it is yeah i'm definitely doing the right thing here virtual amazing what the [ __ ] you sure that guy isn't about to turn around nope not at all in fact i'm almost positive he's going to but to risk him who is what what do you mean what do you mean what do you mean who is that [ __ ] don't get awkward oh it's bad ah why why won't he okay you've just jeopardized the [ __ ] are you in the cold war hot oh god way to go lyle they're about to launch nukes at every u.s city because these guys saw you out of your these desert tigers oh [ __ ] uh controls i think you might want to just kill him now i don't know if i can i'm not supposed to do that he told me not to do that then you better run jesus look there's ammo in there he's conked out at least yep how do you lose them uh you gotta run to another screen navy seals okay cqc oh wow all right i'm gonna ramble the [ __ ] out this guy you [ __ ] i'm so good at video games holy [ __ ] was this the way i was going oh look you're losing them just go hide in the dirt your alerts down oh no they found you again back to evasion oh yeah there's bees over there i was probably supposed to like shoot the bees oh you can do that yeah i'm going to shoot the bees shoot the bees it's like scooby-doo stuff hey lyle scooby-doo this crap sorry [ __ ] cool you do have a tranquilizer gun i do you can and i i they straight up said don't hurt nobody but i think that maybe it's time to hurt somebody what's important is that you don't speak and they don't know that you're an english-speaking american i well he speaks russian snake speaks russian yeah there's a part in the game where they're like speaking english and they're like oh you're russian is so good that it's sounds like english and that's kind of their in-universe excuse for that in case i accidentally skip that too i'll kill him oh my god you killed him yeah he just slashed that guy's throat you [ __ ] [ __ ] what the [ __ ] he won't stop he's covered in armor okay well you're not you're not doing this very well no i i don't know where the [ __ ] i'm supposed to be going oh wait look at your map ew there's a bunch of these guys is there a map like on this no there is a motion detector though that would have been helpful oh yeah oh you have to take it out to see a map in the top right corner yeah it's yeah it's what just shows motion oh it even shows birds and [ __ ] yeah it's okay i'm really fast you know where you're going no i'm gonna kill myself all right this is a new area just found a new area yeah i think you go on the right i think i came from up this looks like un uncharted it's not the game just the concept from uncharted or it might just be a dead end it's a dead end but you got a new item down you just missed an item oh that's a snake no no oh just a cool sniper rifle no big deal nothing worth nvd i meant to come down here and get that don't worry about it yeah baby you might still well if if you started from the north then does that mean you want to i don't give a [ __ ] no pushing no that's so cool it has all the birds and [ __ ] on the map there was a climbable tree there yeah isn't that what they had to climb abilius over can they see you doing that i mean they can see anything if they really put their mind to it [ __ ] please action button i swear to god okay there we go there you go was this the tree that my [ __ ] was initially in i don't think it's the same model yeah but there's fruit right there get the fruit dude you need to get the fruit dude silence oh my god you can actually get it it makes him drop this is crazy high alert don't let them see you picking the mangoes their languages are weird yeah that's where where lovers man this frame rate's great i know right this is this is where delene does here we go check this out it's b time oh [ __ ] like i was saying it's b time there we go okay maybe uh sure that wasn't just more fruit no that that was definitely more fruit i thought that was bees at least you're gonna have a lot of fruit for the road i really thought that was bees solid snake prefers a diet high in fruit this is naked snake tomorrow well i don't know how it naked steak first is this how it ran on the ps2 kind of jeez man back then we really didn't give a [ __ ] did we here if you uh if you do they still looked better if you got anything else ever it like knocks them out immediately if you get body shots it's like nine [ __ ] things and then they you know what i think it still will only take one if you're willing to wait you the [ __ ] on the bridge you don't see nothing i was gonna say oh yeah oh knocked out call oh wow the bridge shook you're doing pretty good you did pretty good dude go get your nice fruit yeah man it's just it's so like these games play really really strange and like they're not bad by any stretch it's just like okay oh [ __ ] go press the wrong button they don't they don't use a control scheme or anything that's like familiar to anything else so like your muscle memory for it if you haven't played it in a while completely goes away oh no don't worry he can reload and shoot two more guys directly in the head oh oh [ __ ] something oh no oh my god no please climb up snake i will do anything this is bad dude okay i'll do anything for love oh my god oh my god you're camouflaged dude oh my jesus wait who's saying that who are you that guy that guy you i knew you were around here oh man okay alert's counting down we're doing good get the secret okay wait well you're never going to get secret acting like this i will try i need the secret need the secret yeah secrets are fun that sounds like it was that like a rocket launcher what is that just a cool rifle i think it might just be like a silenced pistol okay please stay on the wall all right he will not go around the wall but he will do this there we go that was good can you steal bullets from the man you shoot yes i think so i think you gotta like do something weird yeah you gotta like keep picking them up and putting them down and then they'll uh they'll like drop something that's kind of cool oh i forgot that was a thing where you lifted a guy and dropped him there's no like pat him down button or anything you just gotta do it that way same way like to choke someone out you have to like keep mashing like the grab em button i think i think that sounds right but if you like hold it down you slit their throat it's it's really weird major i've reached the abandoned factory where sokolov is supposedly being held this place is a dump dump wow it's not that bad you didn't have to be mean about it the security is pretty tight like my [ __ ] like my bussy hate that word your objective sokolov is inside the factory they should be holding him in a room in the northeast section when you get to circle off i want you to tell him something from me and that is sorry for being so late is that all yes understood beginning my approach to the target i gotta tell them that he's gonna forget that he's gonna forget that and he's gonna like feel weird saying it and he's gonna be like yeah there isn't just not a point to bring it up sorry he just did i didn't get a good moment time to be sneaky i say you just put a tranq right in that guy's skull skull point that's gonna really freak him out if i do that i don't know that i want okay right in the brain pan oh [ __ ] uh oh no lyle it just like went off immediately hq respond yeah why did it do that oh did you did you shoot his phone and it broke uh i think he just knocked him out while he was in the middle of a call something electrified i you know i wouldn't i wouldn't be surprised if it did have a mechanic like that also yeah my my silencer is going to [ __ ] break soon what does the x4 mean does that mean you have oh it might mean that exact thing you're doing pretty good lyle you're really getting in there yeah not bad i'm tracking light signs of motion behind you bro yeah there's like a deer or something back oh god i told you there was like motion bro well why would you do this dude why would i throw that guy yeah well sometimes to make an omelette you gotta throw a few guys this is quite the deer you're fighting yeah he doesn't look like a deer i don't know what happened it don't look like a deer you could put trunks in all their heads now to make them all goes easy oh you still have a million more guys to fight don't worry i'm getting through it if i serpentine anything is possible oh my god that's why you're called snake because of your mad serpentine skills it should be called slip and snake slippery snake was what they were originally going to call them before they settled on naked this is definitely how this game is supposed to be played look at all these like well-designed stealth uh sections that i just did not engage with you well you're the one who's winning so jokes on them i picked their own difficulty you keep sticking to these stupid oh wow he runs like a real cool guy he runs like a guy who's in a hurry uh so wait i'm just looking at how he holds his you're like a praying man it's like a little kitty cat yeah i'm sure that that's like how you're actually supposed to do it even though it looks weird did he say northeast i'm sure this is all heavily researched looked kind of queer dude yeah jumping like a little girl what is this i'm sure that's tactical it's the tactical little girl jump it's actually its name yay this place is a dump there he is is this the sokolov house yeah it's his room he's got posters and stuff up knock knock you're not masturbating are you yes of course i am i'm burning my [ __ ] socks goodbye science my history and goodbye you must are you one of vulcan's men no no i that oh okay no i'm a cia agent i've come to escort you back to the other side of the iron curtain you're cia you look ridiculous by major zero the man who got you out two years ago zero i have a message from him what is it he said to tell you sorry for being so late what does it mean it means he's a man of his word i don't think that's that coded yeah who seeks to seize control of the motherland i always wanted to seize control of a motherland that's fair khrushchev has been pursuing a policy of peaceful coexistence with the west that's cool resistance and criticism and again and again they need to get their mileage out of the stock footage they put on on the 700 megabyte game disc no playstation 2 was a dvd drive so 4.7 was a 4.7 gig disc that's a lot i used to store all my files on those dvd-r's back in the day i had a whole book full of dvd-r's he has control over another secret weapons research facility much like this one okp 812 known as the gronin design bureau but that is not enough to satisfy these people sound like real [ __ ] yeah also why was that design bureau why did it have a longer abbreviation vulgan's a real bastard the intelligence says that they are going to make their move during the test then the soldiers out then we better go to dinner now they didn't just instantly trust you though because you knew to say uh sorry for being late it's not outside the realms of guessing but yeah also the guy who told you that wasn't a major tom you should have been like definitely say this definitely say this your russian is superb huh where did you learn to speak it from my mentor what when did he speak it he's been speaking the implication is he's been speaking it this guy is russian he really did make the mullet cool didn't he you did maybe controversial opinion i i think mullets are kind of cool anyway it depends on the head and body they're on that's true like it's not universally cool but if you look good with a mullet like you can pull it off the guy from they live looks good with a mullet it's yeah those are called the ever mullets your specific breed of man i see what about the boss we lost contact with the boss some time ago what happened what it's probably just a weak signal just hurry and get so-called off out of there hurry and get suckle off out of there weren't you talking to her like a minute ago yeah it was some time ago sometime oh hell was a long ass [ __ ] time ago in a town called bossapoo where are you again the jungle of shml yeah we're somewhere in the ussr yeah are you kidding me i like this character this is this guy with the monocle he's a fancy badass yeah he's a bit of a goose yeah what's he doing with his hands he's like imitating you of what the [ __ ] he's doing a [ __ ] kamehameha i think he really is just kind of like a military fan boy i think he just saw snake doing like you know started doing it freeze jesus you're like [ __ ] up instantly huh just like me see i'm playing in character so this is the legendary boss oh he thinks you're boss oh yeah look at this fella you you're from the ocelot unit of spetsnaz what's a grew soldier doing here oh soldier grew more like i think this is a little little baby ocelot it is yeah he looks so cool he looks like the guy from bully billy hopkins yeah but as an adult and don't you forget it wow circle off is ours now get out of here and ocelot never lets his prey escape what that what oh no why are they letting this happen what the hell just killing a bunch of his comrades it seems like oh my god that's scary so he's part of a group called the ocelots and they can all do that that's just their no i think i think it's just him has called us a lot okay i think they're just using this as like just so the player can tie the two thing concepts together because he is also code named for revolver ocelot still sokolov take cover so cleverly is just the oddicon of this game isn't he i don't know i haven't played it i don't actually remember what is uh i mean ottacon's whole thing was that he was a weapons researcher that you had to like save right oh yeah that's all i really mean wow i forgot about that why [Music] it's the ocelot brigade it's amazing crew operatives do you guys remember it running like this or is this normal i don't know man i don't remember it running like this but at the same time i'm sure is like we didn't have a 14 year old i i wouldn't have cared yeah we didn't have the same concept of frame rates when this game came out [Music] then die oh he's punched his butt's doing his gun jam that was [ __ ] lucky [Laughter] oh that guy's a dick leave it shoot the other one what someone equally as cool as me impossible i love that it's amazing i hope snake becomes his like polar opposite he's like start start kissing make animal noises get him snake i don't trust him snake that guy's a track in his arm he was doing heroin on the job oh hit him right in the nipples damn snake's pretty cool yeah he is he's so [ __ ] badass in this game possible no one throws me you ejected the first bullet by hand didn't you i see what you were trying to do but testing a technique you've only heard about in the middle of battle wasn't very smart you were asking to have your gun jam on you besides i don't think you're cut out for an automatic in the first place you tend to twist your elbow to absorb the recoil that's more of a revolver technique filthy american dog i'll take your suggestions by the way but i like that like face he made when he got hit he looks so [ __ ] cool you're pretty good you should defect you should hold my hand pretty good oh she really just slit his throat i mean now they're they're they have like a respect for each other they're like battle brothers yeah they're both [ __ ] cool so they're both main characters surrounded by seas of npcs yeah easily killable npcs i met a guy who's pretty cool can you look him up on facebook and see if he's single something between the kgb and gru between khrushchev's supporters and volgan who's grew again the guy from uh despicable me yeah i know that but in this game he's the guy from uh despicable me they're like separatists like the kgb works for cruise chief and the guru are like as like a part of the army that supports this guy volgan okay basically they're the real bad guys of the game the groove those [ __ ] crow makes me so groove the great russian you see look at his hands he's doing like kitty cat run like that meow you want to say yeah yeah yes please yes i want you to pick up ocelot and shake him and see if anything cool falls out oh yeah you should do that's probably a good idea what if he drops a badass revolver he doesn't have a revolver yet but he might drop his little gun link that he has doesn't every enemy drop a dog tag or something i wouldn't doubt it was i didn't want to talk to you your dog tags i feel like you might be right yeah there's probably knowing kojima there's probably something like that there's us a lot give him a give him a little nip and tell him how do i pick him up can you not move bodies and then stop doing that to him you got to be able to move bodies all right let's see how do you grab drag or search an enemy no no no to drag an enemy hold square above them and when they are asleep or dead there you go there we go yeah got a mousetrap got a mouse trap you can still try looting these other enemies if you wanted if you really think if you're wise if you want to oh you'll get something cool out of them nah [ __ ] this you're such a i'm patient little [ __ ] what was i doing was i was like chilling with sokolov was i just getting him out of here yeah you're trying to get sokolov out this place out this place let's get out of this car you're trying to get them out this place well i believe you can do anything we're soco love now is he not following me oh well you think you did the right thing there he is you just met up with him is he having a tinkle oh he's having a thinkle those men were from the ocelot unit spetsnaz yes i think that's offensive to say now but yes that's nice look yeah i haven't been sneaking very good what is that some kind of cannon that's what they were making you build yes the shacklehog the shagohat behemoth a tank capable of launching nuclear irbm it can launch nuclear missiles from that kind of terrain oh yes if it is completed and the colonel gets his hands on it it will mean the end of the cold war the end of the core but i love the cold war it's all i have please take me to america quickly no you get to stay now aren't you supposed to balloon him you gotta fulton this fella you gotta inflate him yeah i think you can fulton like the idea is they're trying to get to like an open point where they can fulton back don't fall off like lyle did didn't fall i just slipped you slipped like five times but i caught myself every time that's not a fall just starts crying and oh [ __ ] who dat who yeah she's stealing from the russians the boss boss comes with me but i was his friend first the [ __ ] was that it's the cloud oh she's friends with bugs what the [ __ ] oh my god hornets this is bullying oh my god what the [ __ ] what what is this you got pulled away by horn it's a real military strategy wow i love this i'm glad there was something weird about that what happened to him they're just happy to be here let us fight together again i have waited long for this oh [ __ ] chicken welcome back boss oh my oh god five of us are together it's time we go to the depths of hell itself oh my she's starting to sound pretty kooky it's raining blood uh-uh i love that song it hasn't been written yet though goodbye this is getting freaky ooh the man of the hour it looks so [ __ ] cool i had no idea the game was this wacky oh yeah country and to my unit boss what is this what does he mean by his unit can i see it nuclear warheads wait she dropped the nuclear warheads on the slippery bridge like that i don't think they go off by just hitting them or it would be probably easier to move the river that would be kind of a then they'd be wet then they wouldn't go off at all good point he has not yet found an emotion to carry into battle what are you talking about that's actually a stupid thing to say she's the one that taught him to be a badass therefore is at least as big of a badass it's not great oh no that's [ __ ] mean he's seen my face we can't let him live what's so secret about your face if cruise chef finds out about this if he finds out about my cool face who knows what'll happen he's folding bullets between his fingers yeah you can't come with us it's like planet of the apes oh come on she's being a real [ __ ] yeah kinda he didn't think that through at all there he goes oh but he did grab her cool little headband thingy that is true that's a good point was that her headband thing it was something it was yeah rejected shut up bee guy what do you know my place is with them now with the bees the bees and the bulgies guys eyes freak me out oh yeah yeah the bee guy or the the end i don't know their names the old guy who had the big bulgy eyes he's pretty cool five more minutes mommy i love how these ps2 games looked yeah they really did make like a lot work with very little whatever engine all these games right in just looks charming i don't know what it is was this like there wasn't such thing as the foxhound engine or fox engine i don't think so no i don't think so i forgot about all this yeah you gotta like fix your broken bones and pull bullets out of you and stuff isn't there a thing where if you leave certain things in your body that they become permanent like arrows and stuff the uh i i would say it's more of a glitch i don't think it's on purpose but yeah there's uh there's like one thing in particular in particular where you get these like these like spikes shot into you yeah my friend was playing it if you don't take them out then they stay in you forever so funny understood wasn't paying attention but to stop the blood bandage to do the bandage can i lick it like a puppy dog that'd be the smartest play i think porcelain he's just you're you're just a body wow can you move at all no poor guy okay uh here oh [ __ ] circle dude circle dude it's hard i know oh i have some cuts you [ __ ] yourself up real bad broken bone okay so i want to splint that sure that made the the circle smaller which means there you go yeah there we go deep cut so suture [Music] they really wow they like [ __ ] him up really bad to get this message across yeah uh it works though yeah like it definitely this is something where like if i would have just skipped through it they didn't make me do it i might not have might not have figured it out poor old snake he's all better now ooh is there oh it was dislocated at least it wasn't broken you heard about this unreal engine 4 fan remake of metal gear solid 3 no people were talking about it back in april of this year it's definitely like some guy built one level and that's it then they're gonna shut them down yeah konami is actually really really bad with that kind of stuff i think yeah and nintendo unless they really just found a way to no there's no way they could just insert like like drop drag and drop the whole game in no it's probably like one of those videos where some guy like made like a like one area but he's really just trying to get some attention in the job yeah probably cool what the [ __ ] they're uh bringing the shaga hot around see hot you get to see it looks really cool whoa i'd live on that oh you're not gonna reach it you idiot did she see him i think she sensed him because she's his war mommy oh or sneak gotta feel bad for the guy you ever just look up at the tank and wonder if someone's looking up at the tank and thinking about you all the time hey you ever just looked down at the tank wow they got a red one like a little kid on christmas thanks to the boss and her cobras and those bees and that ghost can't forget the bees the bees did all the heavy lifting honestly literally what are we going to do with the girl who is she who is that what we have another one loves woman oh she's circling honey damn choker love your brain got you dead science turned you on where are your eyebrows baby not so fast my dear no reaching into your butt until marriage not even for this what is that a kiss of death she is spunk i like pushing that so do i we have no further use for sokolov's research facility whoa it's time i gave this marvelous new toy a try it looks crazy but colonel um well what's that like fall wow this guy's crazy he's nuts wow a recoilless nuclear explosive device that can be fired from a shoulder mounted rocket launcher it's pretty cool you'd use it if you had it right oh no snake i don't know about that what if you're like on the freeway and there is traffic and stuff oh my god this is where snake gets pelted with [ __ ] years of [ __ ] gamma radiation and it's instant testicular cancer yeah you gotta go into that surgery menu and remove his testicles oh [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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Id: SAK3JJ76Yrw

Length: 56min 47sec (3407 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 09 2022