Oney Plays MEGA MAN X (Complete Series)

dang God with friends okay no it's all futuristic oh my god it's so futuristic welcome to the future just plain in traffic in the future everyone is a Google glass it's not so different Google glass least the roads are green can you go down there you don't wanna I did the thing again where I just repeated the word that I mispronounced Oh glass ding day did you ever see the Google glass video where it plays out like it's a commercial the whole time for Google glass but at the end she the girl wearing the Google glasses good to beat by her husband yeah I don't even what was it a comedy bit or was it like no but it reads what because every single person I've ever seen that I show that to they always bust out laughing ass is really forgot about that it's just funny she says you're home early and he goes oh I didn't know that kills you that kills you she goes you're home so the guy gets in he grabs her by the hair and he kills her he said I didn't know that you're home early and he goes yeah and you weren't and then he slaps or in her glasses fly across the floor is it like a domestic abuse yeah yeah yeah yeah but the thing is it goes on for so long it just gets you in the mood by some Google glass and then they they turn on 180 you you forget he's like beating the [ __ ] I've ever been you're like this is kind of good yeah why bother to format it that way to trick people into watching it it's to shock you and go oh my god domestic abuse is horrible as if people didn't already smack the classes where I offer those are expensive glass isn't cheap let's just gonna died out I kind of just disappeared so that's not a thing no more Google glasses no smartwatches does that mean they also have a SmartWatch in the future I have a SmartWatch but I worn it in a really long time glass just seems like a bad idea from the get-go it kind of because it's like destroyed Wow how much did I mean the smart watches cost yeah the watches didn't really catch on either did they why I had a pebble which is like it was like the original one on Kickstarter yes I got a hundred bucks smart watches are getting there people like those it's a really cool SmartWatch I haven't heard anybody talk about it either well that's probably because I'm poor SmartWatch is true it's the kite it's one of those trends like a fad you have you have all your rich friends getting vibes I want a vibe right so how much are they six $700 would buy a vibe if I had enough money I have two dollars in my checking the only thing I hate about the vibe is that it like you keep tripping on the wire yeah it needs to be Wireless but I don't think it is that even possible right now well yeah that's what they got the Google cardboard for you put your phone on your face oh you got hit by a car I was in my ear why wasn't it one of those self-driving cars that is there in the future itself right finally really something said if it was self-driving it would have stopped for you he's got all that one watch see it keeps going oh yeah it's so bright I hate that sound why does it do that which one so you know you have a church done it's like a blender but you just go like oh yeah that's a better sound you're right keeps doing that that'd be great Wow subdued coughing let's say that's my bet you smacking you up dude Julian why do you cop so much I don't know I think this office is poisonous really you only cops when you come here the first couple of times like I started coughing why I don't know I don't know what made me scared but there's like his bestest I don't think I don't think it actually is cuz afterwards it it's settled dad hmm I think I just have a shitty immune system no I don't think it's she that wasn't actually supposed to happen what really the games Sosa paused there but I actually made the sound like I got hit by something you broke it yep I just feel like having all that long flowing hair and also like out of your mechanical suit it would always get like caught in the mechanical suit and like ripped out doesn't mean like also like have a jet pack type thing of course they got a sexualized armor on the female way that's a boy I thought it was a girl for the longest time when I was a kid jerk off to her know why not cuz it's a robot what's this chill penguin dude he's a chill penguin like the like the people on Twitter when they say to you things are chill AF dude I'm so - you mountains in the background are the seams bright it's like a little whipped cream on a piece of pie they remind me like they remind me of the live-action Grinch movie oh yeah no it's like I reminds me this remember Sierra that game I old oh yeah their logo was that old shitty like he's got an image of the why are you thinking of that it's because do you remember there's a controversy at the time they had the Grinch stuffed animal and I thought I had a little penis on there was like a little plastic bin they were they were insisting it was a little dick but they thought it was supposed to be I don't know people that made it that's where the tag was supposed to be or somehow but it's funny cuz it's like the people that made it it's like they clearly didn't put a penis on it and they're like no we didn't it says you hide as I got horny and there was the there's my Elmo book and you push the buttons and speaks to you Oh time to die okay he's teleporting pee right my play boys clip on the on the news footage and you just hear what do you give you so you don't even know what it's saying anyway what did he give you ding day now you can play the game much better wow this is mighty number 9 now yeah you got it he gave you the hero's sword tell him the [ __ ] dreams you had last night okay I had a dream that a like Michael Jackson had just died that happened by the no but it was like it just happened Michael Jackson had died but like no one wanted to admit that they were sad about it because he was a child molester so I came into the office and like everyone had like tear streaks down their faces like your stains on their shirts and they they were trying to say like now I haven't been crying I'm not sad at all because they they were clearly all very sad that he had died but they didn't want to like admit that they were sad that it died he was a child with shame that's my dream he's dead though but everyone had tears stains on their faces it wasn't like a whole dream it was like a pore it was like the beginning of a dream where the rest had nothing to do with that that was just like a small factor of the dream that's a good dream yeah he is dead he's never ever coming back you don't know that people who were like he was innocent [ __ ] all you people you're just picking on an easy target and unreasoning fine like a [ __ ] so I was like okay oops I don't know how like true any of that stuff is but whoa I'm not gonna kink shame that's good on you for being open-minded thank you is he shooting chill penguin that you yeah he's making penguins out of snow huh that's snow just comes out of nowhere and just you ever pull the plug out of the ceiling no no there forever and drains God's bathtub yeah that's what it looks like it looks like a tub drain it does that music sounds like an effect from a video game it just started cuz it's in a video no I'm thinking of the wait when you drive through a box in Super Mario Kart ago sounds like a sound effect in a videogame [ __ ] you you know what I was talking about no I didn't know are we playing a game Mario care looks just like me listen you could be forgiven for thinking that mighty number 9 isn't a game this isn't mighty number 9 this is making my sex I don't get it you're very funny Chris hey how did Sunday daddy's Friday done than Yahoo and he plays the Zootopia Fox nick fury fury Nick McClary that's a very easy joke Chris Nick Fury furry Nick Fergie I like my flurries and make fur like McFlurry dude you're you're there you're we're where it happened I hop right into it you're in those Isis beheading videos I like the I like the suburbs in the background with no houses this is what Isis has gone finally Isis has been wiped out and eradicated firstly gotta get through those shotguns slow-mo videos oh no looks like you spoke too soon da that means yes and Russian da da sounds funny dog why can't you shoot up a chair for the bumble drone there you go why are bumblebees even called bumblebees with watch one come out of a flower in slow motion they tumble right out they just like bump into walls and [ __ ] cuz they're stupid well yeah that's why they're called bumble bees so we put that logical insect should be called after what they do before their act what about a fly that's the perfect example of yeah they fly yeah like spiders just should really just be called fumbling spiders not all spiders fumble the flying fly a ladybug would be a urinating ladybug this all they [ __ ] do when you pick them up they sink their legs in you if you try to pick them on you know it's difficult being up any ladies I'm I'm in Chicago there's Photoshop filters there's an overabundance of Asian beetles which is the orange ladybugs and they bite oh and they get stuck in your body they they they don't want to let go if they land they're in Chicago yeah they're everywhere the noise noise what's not how you say it lil on newest one time I bought I ordered Ryan mm late-life ladybugs as a gift just a [ __ ] I don't know I just wanted to [ __ ] with him so solder like 200 or 2000 live ladybugs from Amazon is their real yeah I just get the cheap too and I gave him the package as like hey got you something he opened it up were they live yeah it was just like a like a mess a false advertisement they weren't alive you're gonna buy bugs on Amazon I bought a thousand baby print yeah when they show up two weeks late believe Nick no doesn't show up dead no cuz I hatch them from the egg the insect black market is vast what are you serious the ladybugs just come in a pouch and they're all alive just crawling around some of them had to have been dead they're like two and I gave him to Ryan he's like what the [ __ ] am I supposed to do with this so I went outside I said all of them free and I think I probably [ __ ] up the whole ecosystem in the neighborhood let's fight like a million praying mantises and put them in the office I'd love to kill bugs oh yeah then you'd step on them by accident no they actually only like a few of them survive out of like a thousand because they all need each other and it really strongest once survived whoa so do praying mantises bite or [ __ ] with you they're aggressive that don't eat like small birds and stuff I mean they'll bill III would see people holding prey menaces though I love praying mantises Isis like pets do they bite you ones they can't I think I got bit by grasp I'll kill you if that's what you're asking no if I was a little bug they're varied always in this yeah so yeah but the venom core oh there's a video of one like going up to a goldfish bowl and just grabbing the goldfish out of and eating it oh I've never actually seen one in person okay okay looks so cool they're the coolest creatures they just like to sit there I can there's no other bugs that look just like him hell no there's some really scary preying mantises though there's ones that look like demons and [ __ ] or okay then there is wrong there's like no like different species of preying mantises oh I've never seen any of them terrifying then again I don't ever really googled it [ __ ] I was gonna say bye I think praying mantises oh yeah they always have those videos they're named after what they do they pray on Madison oh yeah they've got those parasites in their asses and I was the people drowned praying mantises these big black worms crawl in their ass oh yeah I saw a video that was like a spider yeah oh yeah yeah like 30-foot worm came out yeah he's fun here he goes Megaman blue boy it's blue man huh this is for the hard-hitting jokes oh well actually on that topic when I was in I think first grade and I used to love drawing comics and I liked making superheroes yeah and we were in Spanish class and I I thought it's really cool like mixed Spanish words and English words so I made the comic about this dude who had like a black suit and I told him I called him Negro boy oh oh my god did you know what Negro no no I did I didn't know any of like the racial implications of that and my teacher saw and got like incredibly upset with me I got to kill myself and I didn't understand what I had done wrong yeah well what did she actually tell you they didn't they didn't tell me why it was wrong when I was in school I called a kid a [ __ ] and then the the the vice-principal who was the wife of the actual principal got really mad at me and she came up to me and she started poking me on the chest she was like how would you like it if someone called you a [ __ ] yeah so the issue is not that you called somebody [ __ ] it's that you call like you would mean to somebody oh no she was it was because I called him a [ __ ] apparently that's like a defensive word it is absolute makes sense but it the way that you phrase it sounds like she was just mad at you for calling somebody a name using the specific funny cuz he was like screaming in my face how would you like it if I called you a [ __ ] I was like laughs because also what is the book I showed you going along with your negro story there was there was a book that we had to read I think in like second grade oh my god yeah it was called stories Julian tells and if you look up the cot about me no it's not about you there's a new cover for it because I think I was right about the old cover which is why they changed it yeah but uh the old cover and this by the way I'll start this off with a different story my grandparents were afraid of like people cuz we lived in Ohio and everybody there's races well I didn't know what that meant as like a five year old so I imagine like is that a bunch of people wearing robes or something like they're the black people they practice black magic everything I didn't understand the concept of that the concept of black people yeah I well because I know I know what black people are I just thought as a kid black what they call black people are brown yeah I I didn't understand what that exactly meant I knew what black people were I just didn't actually have a label for it I didn't think of it in any way like that but there was a story in grade school we read I was either in first or second grade and it's called stories Julian tells and I read that book too in the cover it's like wasn't the meeting pudding yeah it's them eating pudding yeah the way they drew the little kid he has like they drew his lip exaggerated in a way they look I gave us a monkey face yeah and I said that I said he looks like a monkey and I got in trouble for it I said dude do not say that I said well I don't get it that's how they drew it and surely enough like ten years later they changed the cover because I think they recognized I'm like the art on the cover looks like they exaggerated it for the sake of being offensive little stupid me I didn't I I'm a dumb little kid whoa that's who's reading the book to begin way totally remember that book all the sudden yeah like lemon pudding yeah but if you look at the new cover now it's him with like a bunch of cats behind them and like a cat winking because there's like they order out of like a cat catalogue yourself yeah how come you're kicking so much boy dude you're kicking ass okay shitty right there dogs very good at video game you sucks a video game dude they're gonna say it yes yeah they're gonna say it I I took somebody somebody take the controller away really me and Ross played a game for the first time the other day and everyone's like you guys are shitty at video games what gives it's like it's the first time I'm playing the game give me a break also it's a it's a let's play to begin with don't mostly yeah you're fully focused on him don't most people watch Let's Plays for the commentary instead of actually that's the problem with Let's Plays it's like people either get mad at you for not being good at the game or not for the first time and then people are like this is boring Steve's just focusing on the game too much Wow it's not supposed to do that this is just like a are you killing them this way yeah but it's not supposed to make that sound I guess that's something with the X collection that it does that mr. I'm sorry elephant he's a man man I love all the Megaman bosses though so someone made like every megaman boss out of like those little like beads and and it was really cool cool like they like surrounded the nice I must have taken a while yeah those beads cost about $10 but you can buy my kirby sprite for 15 years please I have a hundred of these nobody's buying them I used to make a [ __ ] ton of those is there a specific order you're going in or you just gonna ask I'm taking the game you can kind of free ball it play the drift stages affect each other too so depending on which levels you play first they can influence the other ones who wanders like a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] boomer Koo wander in African country boomerang ku anger that's not a that's not like a like an element Y element like boomer boomer so now I supposed to be themed after no no cuz one is launch octopus that's not an element either wow you really blasted through that area well it's a turtle a new area to blast through another turtle okay so if it's a boomerang how come none of these things are themed after boomerangs it's just a stream a level after a boomerang you can never played pac-man well if you put the whole level on a boomerang so it was just spinning around absolutely exactly that'll be fun oh you got avoid the spikes where's the elevator music I'll add it in for you Chris no don't that's music stinks what's he sucking up yeah you're your mom's clitoris into his mouth my mom lost a foot torus why you really want me to get into that dude yes it was it was a really sad day my whole family she was on her bike and her long dangling clitoris got stuck in the back for years the bike chain ripped it right off my mom what was the noise she made when she what she noticed oh dang it what's that one Santa thank you always using the best gamers was like ouch I'm still picturing my mom like a [ __ ] bike helmet and knee pops oh that was basketball but sit yeah that's that's a jam it's okay what could they make a man X everybody this is part one of the series we accidentally played it too much but here we are yo uh shoot-'em-up is uh you know urethra you don't got one his goal is urethra I cannot always down for your wreath will sounding what it's called if you put on right well Anne sighs Mike next to a urethra or do you think we sound like hey yeah like it's an alien or like what is it that's singing with your dick oh it does it's because of the toilet reverberating it your dick doesn't make any whistling sound it's Rory in every epic this is the realest story I've told so far it goes do you in Bemidji balsley clean I believe mixing songs you believe that I stood in a freezer for [ __ ] four hours like animals like butchers that's stupid he didn't say butchers he said butchers Watchers it's true what's the bodger's you said it what it you don't know what it is when you said it I said butchers you said you just said it again why what's wrong with butcher butchers you're singing now what sure what are you saying you said butchered and said butchers it's butch Watchers and he said the Awadh runnin moochers but Butros Butros Galli my dad used to work at a butcher's in high school until I did he did he mailed his balls like playing tell me was that the common story everybody told around there that's my dad music oh yeah the butcher industry just remembering how you were like really looks I get told so much [ __ ] I don't know what's true what's not true well Chris thought I was genuine when we played Catwoman I said is he haunted and it was obviously a joke but you thought I was serious because I [ __ ] looked it get a green eerie glow around he did that was why I jokingly say it's not my fault they got the your boss is dead okay yes okay Chris focus on the videogame you guys talk about ball melding too much that's enough nut jokes for one episode you lowered his skeleton me guys are real nutty are you doing baboon or I love baboons mark marshall spark mandrill oh mandrel peasant name is [ __ ] spark martial arts what they called him in high school boomerang Edmond this game this this levels glitching what's going black there's one things old black black lavas matter pigs in a blanket farm like bacon I was in New York City on the day of the biggest black lives matter protest just by coincidence really yeah and they would be it they were like they blocked everything off and they kept walking by me on the sidewalk and it was mainly just white college girls like like large white columns imagine that I'm a sad she was screaming she was the only one screaming and she was going indict convict's end those killer cops to jail the whole damn system is guilty as hell I remember that's what she was yelling but like no one else to tell her that she wouldn't like to have known that there it's not rhyming just say hail at least guilty as hail yeah it does she says budget well maybe she maybe she was helping other people with Co go in on it so then they would pronounce it that way it was just really cringey just no one else cultural appropriation than if you don't pronounce it the right way that's true not that way what's a hail wouldn't they yeah I think people would listen to a chant that was like oh hey I like the under very simple this is bumble boy from his hip moves this shucks this is the best air shocks maybe just don't shoot black Wow don't shoot black people it's more catchy everyone can remember some more to the point - it was more like don't shoot the black don't shoot the black and it's giving the message perfectly you want a pitcher not a belly that'd be the most confusing sight seem like a million black people's and stomping them the street singing that would cause anarchy we want a picture this is the most disliked episode how dare you make light an ostrich I know ostrich not anymore she killed it you gotta kill it real good well you can change weapons we need a finger not a finger that just reminded me of that classic old meme pingas oh my god when dr. Robotnik look in the camera and hangar in pink nothing makes my belly love racial stuff yeah yeah we're making all that we're saying all this race stuff in the moment and make any mama where's the funny Harambee joke it was I was a monkey that's true [Laughter] that's good stuff that's good we are Joe curry weird lassic queer joker thank you that's a YouTube John ray people like using the word queer I'll embrace the term queer yeah that's actually a recent thing as I said they're taking a bath yeah they're taking it back but then they're not taking the word that like everyone's using the most what gay yeah they don't want to go that far with it it's a you commit halfway Julian what's mean I've never said the word queer in a bad lie why do you keep doing that because you're being sucked in it is kind of weird though that people say gay as a bad thing but it don't say queer which genuinely does sound like a bad thing they used to say queer means I heard though yeah it originally no I don't but that's what I'm saying [ __ ] my favorite term for like gay people is just funny like it's a little something funny about you can't say that I heard people say in the south really yeah he's a little funny okay it's it's very humorous to watch the old old seasons of The Simpsons and to yeah how many times Homer mentions things being fruity disapproving manners that's a whole Simpsons episode where he becomes friends with the gay guy but doesn't know he's gay yeah well that's like yeah he finds it out he's like yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] I remember when I saw this Simpsons movie for the first time by the end of the episode wait what was sorry by the end of the episode the gay guy convinced his bar to be gay and Homer seasonal I go to the steel mill ya know Bart gets held down and [ __ ] by the steel Miller I remember that is that no is that you're not no you're not believing that see the episode that's the only reason I don't believe is the only reason really the Simpsons have done some pretty out worry boy scream wow that was you that was you did in the episode I thought it was mad Julia do part again I could do it because I was left don't worry boy all will be okay Julie I didn't know you had a knack for voice acting that's right it's wait a yeah where did the a stereotype for like gay steel steel no workers come from those [ __ ] steel Miller's just let this be the offensive play why do people think that they're being serious about this kind of thing like we were making jokes about this in a video well we just felt like going on a racial tirade for a little bit you know best place to bent that that didn't look for you you see the tile that's because of how this is being emulated really yeah it doesn't do that in the Super Nintendo when I was fighting him earlier it's supposed to go into slow motion when he's dying but it didn't do it either weird so this is like really weird part of it sorry is it playing good it plays almost exactly the same it's just someone an octopus some of this stuff from like the Super Nintendo the limitations of the hardware it's not an octopus why are you free fish for dropping truth bombs I have no why's that stinks you shouldn't have kept jumping into the spikes huh Wow you won't play it it's late Flying Spaghetti Monster [ __ ] uh what's his name looks like Richard Dawkins always says that what so he's like why would you believe in Jesus Christ if you don't believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster he died no he's a living isn't he doesn't have terminal something he's terminal terminal some God gave it to him I [ __ ] up again or spongebob he's dead he's not real stop where's Benjamin did you just say stop because thank you all right is there you're starting to hurt from all right cuz that's not an okay thing to say whose kid watching Spongebob like believe it and SpongeBob was the thing that watching now tell us more about going in the freezer and with your ball like that right now a claim its program if you really think about it believing in Santa it's kind of a [ __ ] up thing to do to a kid just you breaking their trust ya know completely there's gonna be one kid watching this that still believes in Santa that's gonna be like they just don't believe tell us about rim jobs Chris you ever gotten a rim job if someone let me out hew I'd puke I'd be like this is gross why are you licking my [ __ ] why are you feeling disgusted for them yeah you're the one who gets it yeah do it then she go that's heavenly Matt what would you do okay Chris that I better go yet she's not gagging hypothetical Chris what would you do if if a girl was rooming you but then she threw up inside your ass she would have to literally force her lips up inside my [ __ ] so like she's already in there there's a thing well she watched she inside my [ __ ] she's eating this you'd have to stretch my [ __ ] over her lips and forced her she shares like her lips like I'll shove it up in there cuz she's right in really I don't like this conversation I don't wanna forget the details what would you do I'd scream I'd scream and say get out so it's her fault huh this is my sanctuary do you not find me attractive no not in my [ __ ] she says she has a man's voice which are you going oh I'm firing my laser and then vomit in your ass this is Metroid Metroid I'm sorry did you know other video games did that too no Chris I'm sorry the video games yeah what hey what if she bounced into your butthole if you hadn't guessed everybody I'm really unfunny Julian Julian Julian Julian if it you've had your moments you've been funny some [Music] [Laughter] [Music] if you're making fun of Julia Julian's got a medical debt he's been waiting for like two months now no it isn't Lejeune has lymphoma yeah you got oma in your limps yeah I never knew Oh mom means I'm pretty sure OMA means mother in Korean how do you know so much languages tell me how tell me how you call rosetta stone really know was that uh some sock yeah it does but Mavis Beacon teaches typing love that game you should play that for your channel she's not a real person no she's why why does everybody keep saying that no kidding everybody knew that before why would they [ __ ] make a fake person because I don't know Mario teaches typing I swore he was real what's going on why would you make up a clown who sells hamburgers why would they make a real person then it's for branding you dumb [ __ ] why don't they [ __ ] make it better Brian thinks it obviously didn't work that good you remember her yeah everybody remember because someone told me that she's not real and I was amazed well you had to know that she existed in the first place yes because I worked the game stop start [ __ ] smug ass staring at me from over down every day well I didn't work he games no so maybe this be vacant teaches typing at Gamestop yeah you can teach his time and then they stopped selling PC games you can yourself sucks hey Chris come on dude used to work then you're one of your old managers might hear that she let you up [ __ ] you know it was nice is bad nice you killed the squid poor guy look everybody it's fried calamari ha ha ha you you you you do the speaking and we'll do the sound effects ok for the whole episode just for a bit remember YouTube you recently suggested to me a horror SMAS ASMR really so like the scenario was that you were like tied up in the dungeon somewhere like it was like a tort like it was a torture porn thing okay so a youtuber that already does that and that's a Muir that seems like a bit of oxymoron yeah that's scary why you supposed to be relaxed and I'm mad now I'm gonna cut your [ __ ] bad that's what he does this is one dude that does that funny though yeah you you do the the story and we'll do the sound effects do it hey guys welcome to my yes my channel wait wait you mean we're doing ASMR you're doing it for a second I thought you might like G like you told wanting me to just tell a story and you're gonna do sound oh you're like I'm running my finger banana shampoo well I'll be like oh no I got a can just say you're doing stupid mundane [ __ ] we'll do the Santa Fe okay oh that's what you meant yeah yeah absolutely the four times okay why don't you just finger I can for a minute sorry okay why can't you play is this guy wheezing your ears smell like you're taking this [ __ ] okay man I'm gonna do excuse soccer okay yeah okay you do the Santa Fe okay this is taking like five minutes okay we're ready yeah hey hey y'all welcome to my ear some more I'm gonna start rubbing up my finger up and down your back [Music] you like that yeah okay now I'm gonna rub my fingers through your hair don't live again danger dolan ASMR oh there we go looks good those excellent subscribe subscribe for more Chris SMR subscribe subscribe to my podcast wet with website will more wet cast do some art oh yeah iTunes listen to Maya something you got a didn't [ __ ] steal that that idea before someone else does I'm gonna make your ears real moist tonight yeah lobes calm are you fighting Rockies they'll be a leg that's rock man I wonder what his favorite genre of music is and we're in the swamp if you sink this is the Shrek in the swampy okie Party I remember that they stay out of my swamp funny Shrek Shrek gets no karaoke this record the swamp karaoke dad's birthday you guys remember shrek is love shrek is life that's classic funny mr. Raum B that was real funny too hey everybody's still making Harambee jokes you're really funny stick to it keep it going stop it please they're finding a large listen is there a new meme coming down the yeah can you know we need to kill a new Daruma numa numa everybody go buy your t-shirt go haul your new new model another gorilla yeah for a new meme Coco no I think he'll Coco I would be very upset Coco was dead already now she's a little kicking a dude did didn't she kill a kitten - did she know she loves her kittens do you think she's kidding right across the street and it died and then a woman brought it back in and held it up is like what do you think Coco Coco was like Oh Oh oh yeah didn't you could have prevented this Coco this is your fault Oh didn't she sign like Coco sad or something when the cat died no she said Coco glad me no like it stupid small rag ugly deformed Road in tape another [ __ ] level there he is fighting armadillos dinged armadillo bingo dango No are you ready no I want to play [ __ ] Streets of Rage I'll go get it [Music] look at that bat it looks like a [ __ ] dental shave mouth girl got them DSL those dick sucking mouth you got the extra guy in America you Americans say that you crazy Americans what mirth Americans say you got the extra guy I've never heard about saying that cuz it's called a light I've never heard that you've been said Chris I've heard it's sadder oh is it places you crazy Americans called the R button I called the or button equipment QRS TUV WS Chris YMS you know I was saying like Christian would say it Chris do you say sastra [ __ ] what do you say Zed or do you say ZZ well in Ireland is Zed but that's stupid w x y&z I like Zed better than C it sounds Z sounds goofy Z there he goes look does that guy he's gone this he'll smash Oh Dorito oh stop feeling my breasts I gotta put my arm somewhere if I'm in my back is sore if I keep my arm on my lap you know what you're right that this hurt my back yeah puts me to strange posture hey ding dang white goatee double front flu it's not in this though the stinky spaghetti is thrown the sticky spaghetti stro knee I'll have one sticky spaghetti strongly please it's the future of italiano I liked how I saw Suicide Squad in the first five minutes they said the word [ __ ] gets very dark I was saying it to you like four weeks and we yeah because like pisghetti's just a funny funny word and like like Chris kept saying it to me and then I went and saw Suicide Squad just kept saying cuz I saw it in recess it's just a funny word Scottie what the [ __ ] is that where the game go real fast I want out down a hole I want a bad [ __ ] you call it the sketti whoa oh you're doing such a great job Wow what's that you got there that's a heart why is this called Oni plays and I'm not even playing Chris you haven't played anything once Dan you dogs always like I want to play I just sit here and I watch well you better you better give up your channel this game miss videos can be called dingdong plays let's call it dingdong smells Robin laid today let's call this one if my dad were here he'd make a joke about his house dingdong smells I don't think that's a joke not knowing that might is not my dad's dingdong doesn't smells because he makes jokes like what does it smell like couldn't tell you you know dad's dick probably my mom's [ __ ] stronger right than that huh so it smells like you why are you cutting that out they watch it no I just feel weird saying that I don't know why setting the first go ahead tell us tell us all about your your parents and how much you think about them well I'm the child of Annandale Watson and apparently they don't like it when you make jokes about their Willy there they're shared Willy kids I got married they they joined together in one holy fat rimoni why are you being uncomfortable even just making that joke no no I just I just I guess they joined together as one I couldn't think about I couldn't think of what word I wanted to say I was like penis well cause it's both so wait we got to go back here for some why this was the dumbest thing ever because I remember everybody always told fake stories about how you're supposed to do this cuz it like the Luigi Chico to Mario 64 everyone always made up like oh do this 64 times and you'll get them this is probably what made those become like a trending theme where you make up these elaborate stories saying it's a cheat code because the way you have to do this you need to kill yourself five times at the end of the stage really it appears yeah that actually appear yes it makes no sense why this is how it setups an easter egg because everybody always told the story different - and I remember never finding this as a kid because everybody had different methods for it and then it turns out you don't even have to kill yourself it's just a fastest way to do it so there's all these uh-oh wait I think I'm supposed to fill my my tanks up and I forgot to do that did you [ __ ] it up I might have [ __ ] it up let me see if it's not up here on the next one then I [ __ ] it up oops hey Matt yeah what do you think the pictures I sent you last night you send me pictures last night yeah Chris stop sending people nudes the dick pics was stretching my balls and writing a little words on oh I thought you're making a joke and then I remembered you actually did submit I liked it very hairy yeah I need to give them all the balls look like gum that's been chewed up and spit out because I was stretching him out really far aside that's the line from mmm I killed myself by accident you [ __ ] my reel in the whole thing remember he says I got chewed up and spit up and booed off stage actually [ __ ] myself the other day at the office like in a non sergeant like joking way why'd you do that Ryan had to drive home and give me pants why did you shoot yourself well we were recording in episodes of Pikmin and I wasn't what feeling well though oh you guys are playing Pikmin I kept saying two ryos it looks like dude I think I'm gonna diarrhea you said these Pikmin are making me feel sick man this was a feel world it's like that episodes actually I deleted by Axl oh yeah this is a made-up story no it's not it would be documented otherwise nope well it didn't happen during the episode that would have been your top mute video have you [ __ ] you're saying [ __ ] myself done maybe it's time to do it again forces Ryan was sending me snaps of you wiping your ass in the bath because he was like shoving his phone with a hole in the door yep it's Ryan but that should do him he be so mad well he knows how you are Matt he knows you don't care that's true that's true give him the benefit of the doubt there it's a ninja oh what's this just get a special present it's a little special treat you got the wily coyote beam what did he give you homie he gave you a hot dog good shooting lemons wow he really doesn't say it in this one and the Super Nintendo woman they used to clip from Street Fighter 2 are you serious yeah but in this port that he doesn't say it that's so stupid why would they take that out a copyright reasons they owned both gay so this is ed we're wrapping up this is the end of the game we made it really far you stopped making those goddamn duck sounds I'm gonna shoot him Kris that's danger dolan that's the guy on screen how hard is this final boss cuz I've always been told Mega Man games are like incredibly difficult watching you beat this in like an hour just seems like he's not that hard well you can play it if you want no he's pretty good at it he's so good he makes it look easy he's got a little boner coming up out of his pants now just true wow he likes how I play now it's from clicking the button so just a little vibration on your peepee well when was the first time you you came when I was grandma's bathroom 12 cuz I I have a really stupid ass story for that tell the story this perfect venue hi I was uh I was on Newgrounds and there was a new game submitted to the portal called cow tipper and all you did in the game was mash the buttons left and right really fast and he died dude I would I it wasn't from anything getting hard thinking about it it wasn't from anything visual but because I was hitting the the keys for the game so fast I remember I was feeling weird I was like oh that's a little odd isn't it well down there what's going on wait but then on the final level when I was mashing it as hard as I could to beat the game all of a sudden I came all over myself I got really scared because I didn't know what just happened actually happen go look it up go look it up it's called cow tipper it's on Newgrounds if you want to play it was the keyboard on your crotch it was on a laptop and I was laying down oh I thought you decided like a keyboard on a desk and you're just mashing the buttons oh no no I was laying on the floor on a laptop doing it okay giving your balls some of that cancer oh well fine Chris tell us about yours I've already told it on sleepy cabin oh is this sleepy cabin no this is Oni plays okay so he's somebody out there who watches your videos who's never heard of sleepy cabin maybe all the children watching your videos want to hear about how you change yeah okay in that case they one of the boys came a little how to basically okay move showed up my dad took me to the swimming pool it started with this with the words my game he took me to the swimming pool when I was like I know this story yeah but I he was our yeah he was actually mine his own business and I was I saw a lady with her body pushed up against the side of the pool for like ten minutes was like what the [ __ ] so then when she left the pump the part I went over and I felt this water jet blowing really really hard I was like whoa so I put my wiener on it and I put my body against the wall and it gave me the sensation of coming but I was too young to come so far and then I was like whoa and every time we went to swimming pool I did that and then when I was twelve years after that I forgot that I had even done that so I was in the bathtub being like how can i replicate the feeling of that day so I started swishing water up against my dick really hard with my hands really really fast rather than just jerk my [ __ ] well and I was facing I was facedown in the bathtub because I was afraid someone would look over the window and I could address the hole discovered is erotic fixation whatever it's like that's that's so obvious you were doing that because like your pants bent on stairs and notice you like the one no no no you know I wasn't splashing I was like I was doing it under the water oh it was quite hot it was quite silent I was in my grandma's bathroom on the toei those on my grandma's toilet these platforms are very wonky by the way which is why I'm dying so much if you try to if you double tap you can dash on them just fine but if you use the dash button for some reason I'll eat it absolutely I'd never want to play a Mega Man why because it's way too hard I don't have I don't have that much motor skill I don't remember the first time that I came but I do remember the first time I got a boner it was it was really weird because in my mind it was just like I just I thought I'd needed to pee and so I kept getting up to go to the bathroom thinking I would needed to pee and nothing would happen and then I got really frustrated I don't remember the first time that I came but I do remember the first time I got a boner anyway are you open the night sky Oh awesome assuming you don't die beta do not gonna die that's actually the hardest part if you can believe of the game probably wow that's the only part I really ever screw up on because I always forget about things when I'm doing it it's a really awkward looking thing it's cuz you have to like bounce off yeah it's not that bad except for the fact that dashing you have to use dashing jumps and you can't use the dash button for it you have to double tap to do it every time so that's me having to fight against what I'm used to yeah I love the SNES French horn soon got away was this for this mess this miss the soonest it's they call it the snez all through my life snez until people I didn't actually beat it out of me the Super Famicom cuz I was playing pokemon yellow as a little boy and he's like Astrid on the snez oh the final boss well he caged them or something oh it would be a shame if he punched me Oh what deliver stop stop stop you gotta kill it oh really I come in no you can't touch him pal oh no I do break out what did it don't worry about it dad so he just flew [ __ ] he's dead serves him right bombed him why did do they head no Keith what a stupid dick also we're okay now for whatever reason is that really the point he still beats the [ __ ] out of you even though you're all leveled up now oh [ __ ] that's different it's like I wanted to kill him well what's different okay nevermind he's dead what yeah don't worry that's it he's dead it's cuz he used the Hadouken he's dead here's this room I don't want to do it okay that was that room are you are you entering some sort of cheat code ding-dong are you cheating he entered this you cover you axe [ __ ] no cheating and excreting over here sucrose word discrete discrete it's great phlegm is a gross word Glenn it's pretty perfect for what it is all your that's that body that's not funny that's not funny [Applause] - diversify are you killing them all in one hit she's using hot dog oh is that that thing you went back in guy yeah oh wow one hit killed mode but you can only do if you have full health so if you goof it up you can't do it again oh wow okay you're a little cheater who thinks he's happening but in fact he cheats he's not actually epic why are you killing the little little nice boys at the helmets they're not nice I didn't know those are from Mega Man they're not even doing anything they're getting in the way I thought those are from Mario this game is just Mario with a gun this game is just Mario with the gun hey no I say I just said it girl I said it was me to begin we're gonna miss under a man edit out the part where you said it okay okay thanks and then throw it at the right time I hate this do it now oh now you [ __ ] now you gotta actually fight him like a big boy I'll guess what no I don't oh [ __ ] you no I don't gotta do nothing you're gonna mess yeah [ __ ] II did get me yeah despite amount carry this fights stupid I mean you beat him yeah it's not hard buddy not only fights are hard it's just they waste time what did you pick the [ __ ] spider there he goes yeah it's not the final boss no how many bosses are there there's only a couple left once I wasn't I put some of the edit the first about that's why you that's why you grabbed that move because this part takes a long time if you fight them normally they're not hard they just waste a lot of time just stop more about what it would be like to be eaten by Kirsten Dunst why do you want to talk about the best one in the game you made the purple topia welcome back to own Z play plain onesie Oh Pia you like that joke [ __ ] I worked very hard on that one one e plays only one but when Z is playing Mega Man 10 yeah I'm playing this is easy you just die ding dong died now you were playing no set so Christmas plain no Chris would never let its what are you doing it stop you stop making me look stupid I'm not [ __ ] my poop his pants I see it Oh funny poop joke sir language sex isn't I like it nothing just nothing to be found in that sense it's just funny to me yeah it's a funny word play not what's the word what's the play on words they're just playing with words that's wordplay meaning literally just playing with words blocks let's skip the foreplay and get to the workplace we create meaning who is to say what a word means the dictionary it's true the dictionary listen is a social constable the dictionary is a social construct we made up as a dictionary the dictionary didn't make us up that's true we created the word we knew the brain named itself here here's a brain teaser here's your something to really make you think mmm the brain is the only organ that thinks about itself the brain is the only organ that looks like wow I think about Chris his mom's breasts and those are organs Knighton whether or not let's talk about your mom cuz you always get uncomfortable about it they're all role plays Matt's mom okay tell ya he's gonna edit it that's why I want to scam you not to shoot it you can shoot there but it's it's hard if you can't really hear it this is an audio cue oh that's right you told me this I just screwed up so I don't know I don't need to do this cuz it's a some easy fight but I don't wanna save time throw the thing nice you blew that bird right into submission because these fights aren't hard cuz you have all their weaknesses now anyways but oh is that what you feel like how are you supposed to know what the weakness of a bird is it's uh are you just refighting all the old bosses yeah and there's a couple like I know it's common knowledge now but how did the first person figure it out by playing it alone so you just guess they sometimes make sense like the penguin is weak against fire cousin sighs yeah I mean that makes sense but I have a lot of things against my tornado bird you figure out okay it would do the wall grab through the ground grab do the homer shake the wheel grab wasn't do the Homer shake in actual things yes yes every - every single like video that gets uploaded the Simpsons YouTube channel it's always like missing sound effects and music and it's really creepy and awkward really yeah it's it's because they're like showing like works in progress before the episodes come out really they upload that [ __ ] well like they don't market it that way they market it as a clip from the show that's coming out next week but they never have the sound effects oh yeah definitely done yeah it's just creepy the weird I was watching Spongebob once on TV and only the sound effects truly do did the thing where you hit in Spanish either I had that happen to where it's only the sound effects if you have the finish audio it just plays the sound effects yeah I didn't know I just turned it on one day and for like every episode you know what it was yet it was a sound if you had set the Spanish I had that happen why why would you suppose I don't know I don't know that's what happens though if you change it to the Spanish audio it just plays sound if it was eight I didn't realize how many sound effects they actually put into spongebob it's like everything has a sound effect like his nose moving has a sound effect and like every footsteps crazy this is lunch holes each have a sound effect it was just SpongeBob's breathing just he's he slowly looks at the camera they're about that scary creepypasta Squidward's suicide about that scary godmother what she even knew that was the scariest creepypasta that I was a movie Hey throw the bomb at him no on are you supposed to win this because it doesn't look like they're letting you out are you just supposed to dodge them and if you well if you jump you can shoot like when you're on the wall you can shoot towards them like that this is a Ricky was supposed to go downwards I'm using the charge shot because it makes it a little barrier around you when you do it you see you like there it goes behind you well you certainly are good at this game game yo ding-dong get some Mega Man X trivia just game loads from 1993 really Wow the sequel came out one year later and then the third sequels not very good you should probably shouldn't play it but the second one's pretty good is really from 1993 yep it's old I thought it's at four I don't know that was yeah that's the other one yeah I think the third one didn't really have involvement from the original team which is why there isn't much in it don't quote me on that you know what's your favorite game trivia none of them did you know did you know that Dark Souls II generated by an Asian I want to do with digital gaming so bad on a game I've never played why would anybody give a [ __ ] about who you are did you know gay men I'm sorry man there are nobody no guy did Guba get in here beating the game final stage this is it let's abyss we're finally here jump over the wall away this isn't the final there's one more epic god [ __ ] you I'm tired there's a woman's claim this one's quest game is for babies this one's quick you're drooling battle it's just this this man it's a system not a man this is me oh oh he hit you with his powers it's this man I'm straight I'm straight I'm straight I can get a job anywhere I'm not part of your social patriarchy wait yes he is he's the main part he is the social patriarchy hello I'm Bob hi mister patriarchy stop holding me down patriarchy no yo sub it's mr. patriarchy so I have an internet comic once where it was like patriarchy man he flies down and [ __ ] [ __ ] up that sounds cool he's a joke he's a villain or yeah he's the villain and the the good guy was the PC woman was it like it like a joke on that stuff there was no serious was drawn by like an idiot huh gross no way are you supposed to get up there I think no yo ding dong what's your favorite webcomic none what about now okay what about the abortion that wasn't a comment it was a tragic events that happen in the comic you know which one I'm talking about wait that's not an abort that's a miscarriage that was all right that was good what was better than the abortion do you think people saw that comic it is what that's a good one I think I thought it was a joke I mean it's a it's a joke video game webcomic wife was that in there cuz it was serious you know it's a sad webcomic is that one about like the girl who like her mom played a bunch of animal crossing oh yeah it was really sad her mom died yeah yeah her mom dies and like why did you pause for so long so I thought you guys already knew what it was no I knew what it was but he already said like that's sad and you just sat there like that's the story well if you want that to be it that was it her mom like she goes to her mom's Animal Crossing town after she died and she'd like gotten her a bunch of gifts and like everything very sad and all the villages were like where's your mom I thought if you leave Animal Crossing for a while there's certainly growing over trees there girl yeah there's weeds everywhere weeds and then all the villagers move out so nobody would be there to ask they'd go oh yeah that's stupid [ __ ] left we're all moving out the girl who made this comment comic whose mom is actually dead is gonna watch this letter and being quota and edit it out okay or keep some of them keep it all in okay but would you hurry up with your [ __ ] bat it's a to do this it's not bad attack use your Batarang why are you doing this because you got to fill the tanks up else you can refill your health mmm I don't really need it here but I want to save time on the boss okay we can go like the story about Animal Crossing held one the villagers called this woman's daughter a fat [ __ ] because it's cuz she typed it into the game and they were acting like that was just built it huh I thought they were acting like it was like online like somebody was harassing her through the growl now it's that one of the villagers said it's cuz you fed that in like you told well yeah but I thought it was I weren't they using it as an example of like your kids can be targeted through this all no they didn't picked out chat cuz they're saying when I broke into their home and I use Pictochat with them they gave me information so if someone breaks into your home they too can talk to your children using Pictochat or they could walk up the stairs make sure your kids don't if someone's in the house make sure they don't talk to you and he was saying like you could send graphic imagery I'm just like what does they even mean are you gonna draw a picture of your own ditch and what are you gonna send them check it out I drew my dick oh that's what it looks like how do you get two circles in an oblong circle that's rude I didn't mean hey he did I didn't know I really didn't get slipped out and then - I can't man - one time this girl was drawing her tits on Pictochat for me and stuff there's two circles with some dots in the middle my mom ended up seeing it I mean I grounded well it's a real story no you [ __ ] why you're falling for yeah he turned the tables on you you're the idiot okay I said show me a coochie and then she drew a little slit one line one line yes to one line let me see that snatch girl let me see that cooter did you know that if you hold down shift and draw a line and most drawing software it'll draw a perfectly straight line what now you know did you know Mavis beacons not a real person she is a real person I've seen her on the cover yeah she's holding the book she looks at the camera and she says my look his arms I was wondering when you would fight this dude call he's dead why are you fighting the same [ __ ] over and over it's like they make you do like they just doubled the game you know the boss is him and they're like go beat him again all right I'm at the end there's one boss here and then there's the final area and that's it I hate it so she begged Abed this is considered the best megaman i did otah be like a bad does this really consider the best one pretty much pretty much I'm not I'm not ragging on it I'm just just doesn't seem that spectacular coochie-coo King me cuckoo all day this guy was really kucik what's it look like I'm not playing it so I can't feel it what's so great about it are you being serious yeah you can't feel a game if you're not playing it no I'm saying that what are you emotionally I'm not playing it so I I don't it just looks like a really basic platformer that you shoot you don't shoot platformers Christie shoot end but some say it's got school just seems like any kind of video game because you're watching somebody else oh I know I'm saying I'm not seeing a playing it I'm saying is it fun I'm asked yeah it's very fun Oh Chris is watching a let's play you guys are just watching a let's play that's right my favorite video game is has very very light responsive controls and if you like moving around quickly you can you can really take advantage of it that's cool oh you're holding the can set what people were so excited right number nine holding it weird cuz that's I can move around quicker wow this is my number nine you feel the same no my number nine feels I even did a comparison mighty number 9 has like all these startup times and everything and this is a media oh and mighty number 9 whenever you land you stumble so you have to feel like you're playing as a clumsy idiot and then you can't control yourself for like ten frames cuz he has to stumble I like stumbling though here he is I thought that was the best part of Smash Brothers just the final boss yeah someone wrote an article about that defending it really yeah he was saying that uh it gives you an advantage if you don't know how to play so it's it's a good thing well I mean that's probably what it was intended to be I'm sure it's supposed to be a middle finger to anyone who wanted to take it too seriously no this isn't the final boss this is a whoa oops this doesn't hurt him this is the Robo Dino so car I wanted some food I know so car I like that he's got big puppy-dog eyes that's cute I think it's actually quite upsetting why because the dinosaur deed there is no woman I it's got the Iron Man mask oh yeah he does you're right that's true thing where they got the idea for Iron Man yeah Tony Hawk son of Tony Stark sorry I get my Tony's 900 the 900 that's what he did was that really a move Tony Hawk did a move the 900 hey did a bowel movement 900 times and shot out of his acid a 900 degree angle came out I kept picking up speed as it came out when you hold in square and Tony Hawk and you hold in right and then you jump it he spins around really fast didn't tell me Hawk do a Christ air oh Christ there there's another mover you go up in the air I'll let you Jesus like jiminy Christmas you do it what you know you do like the crucifixion move yeah give me state board in your hand yeah you back you nail yourself to your skateboard so this is the end of the game by the way this is gonna be the shortest episode of welcome back to let's play Sony's starting it here you [ __ ] that was really rude of me now we now we can go to the final barons get a big meaty [ __ ] like it's really thick I was just cutting in from there and like he's like we're going to the final boss I mean you just went Aaron's got a big [ __ ] oh yeah it's in the video all right oh [ __ ] this is the final dude it's the W Street by a timer that's [ __ ] dhalsim yeah this is googler geiger which is pitch robotic purple dog it's Paul no oh look heat yeah it's hard to do it on this controller yeah let me try doing this one now it's really really hard doing it on this controller I'd say so hope I can get it I got to do it it's also time different because of the support that doesn't pause before the fight starts got him whoa Wow look it's it's an exploding person whoa nice ahead why is he smiling if you blew up because we don't know what's coming I'll cover you it's a big wolf the coolest of all animals would you kill him already well your shaker miss you're [ __ ] him right up ain't you oh [ __ ] whoa he's [ __ ] him I guess see does a lot of damage as you can see he's in good PP it may be this [ __ ] you guys are like not all you were tied for health which I owe to health again he's doing the exploder come on Machoke come on ding-dong it's weird to me that they have this kind of boss fight when they don't give you many options it's cuz you're just not like like being agile you do when you can - but you have to be doing these dashing jumps constantly to avoid these which I'm not doing very well so on the edge of my seat he's got oh yeah ed yes I was on the edge of my seat hey bow no he bought this little noodle no it's not possible I'm a Reptoid but you maybe should have pay attention in the story Julian Julius there was three could I keep skipping all the text how are they supposed to beat the game but they don't read the instruction oh wait there were three cutscene time for talk about Reptoids Megaman cause the word tsunami Japan is everything Oh God there it is he killed everyone he killed everybody he killed everybody the war has ended it says but those sacrifice themselves for the victory will never return oh don't worry sacrifice themselves I want to read the next part with a guy who'd blew up heads all girly boy hex gazes at the destruction he helped cause and wonders why he has to fight was there another way how long will he keep on fighting how long will this pain rash Oh God ladder yeah door crag man plenty well the creeper oh the funny creep trunk go Roku mama babe a tinkle Bri no nothing for that one no and you as Megaman X that was me that's me that's me thanks for watching everybody the first completed game on only place the only completed really game no it's [ __ ] complete Dark Soul this man doesn't finish his game I completely reporting I wanted to see a final episode of cubics listen y'all [ __ ] what's a Nikki listen you [ __ ] Nicky cleaners oh I don't be games nor cuz I get bored and I don't want to play them anymore let me sit there bored listen inky Tatsunoko we're not gonna play a game bird sound designer elf why do I didn't say that there's a little elf in there was that just like a Japanese amuse the elves professor ass who are these people Esther Fanny I haven't seen a single regular name Honolulu young Maggie white rock dude is go chin by Julian hi Thank You Nabi Capcom Oh Stan Thank You Capcom all-star nice boy I want to see a picture writing them in the TV screen yeah well I did something go okay there's something [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause]

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Id: FCKq51H04CE

Length: 76min 25sec (4585 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 09 2019