DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN (Complete Series)

what do i feel like i'm in 1998 again well because this is the future and the future is like the past this is the future okay so launching detroit become human shader pipelines cost creation the process can be quite long depending on yourself this isn't i thought that this was like flavor text from the game this is actual this is literal [ __ ] yeah please don't quit until it is done please god so please don't quit remaining graphic assets for optimization files generation two three eight four please don't quit please remaining pipeline states to process zero create a shader prevalence from optimized files zero you say [ __ ] purple it's a shame we don't have an rtx card i swear this game does look really good with ray tracing but also that's cheating so yeah that actually why is it cheating you've you've been cheating with ray tracing this whole time tomorrow that's why you always win don't tell me that like ray trace minecraft isn't cheating over the original well it's true i get much more genuine lighting than you guys ever will but see cheating look minecraft was just not built with photons in mind i guess editor this space here uh crackmelt.com crackmelt.com show it off it doesn't matter what matters is that we have advertisements for crackmelt.com guys that's a new website we have no involvement we just see a lot of promise in it and we're not the board of directors and we're not trying to you know shove something into you guys that we don't believe in so please go to crackmelt.com and check it out there's that guy are you kidding me now we have to wait for it to compile shaders oh hello welcome to the detroit experience is she real i'm an android and i'll be your host she's totally right before we begin let's make some adjustments to optimize your experience god i just want to watch your chew gum i want to click on your face and drag it around like mario i swear this does look better on the ps5 even really it still looks pretty good but how dare you tell me you're always bitching about something you're always bitching about pc gaming how inferior i've never been i've always been a pc guy i just you say i was really impressed with how how the okay how the the what's it called ray tracing looked on the playstation 5. are you experienced i'm somewhat of a casual you're really gonna wait wait no that's your that's just your controls yeah yeah i want experience yeah yeah let's see let's see characters die in detroit remember this is not just a story it is this is our future it's real so play with the assumption that this the guy making this game takes himself way too seriously i know that's a hard assumption to make and and just try to [ __ ] with it that's what that's how i think we should approach this okay but what if i get fully immersed well that's the risk you're running we'll just have to see what happens i want to do stuff like that dude i want to [ __ ] take like one of those like acne strips and put them over those guys that guy's pores and just pull out all the white heads god they are kind of dirty aren't they they are yeah if you're making a robot why did you give it back that guy's yeah he's a robot he's an android what that was quick you're rear of using the following moves who are you no who am i be borp i am derobo what happened here an existential crisis they've got a rabbit kyle in the house that punched a bunch of holes in the wall okay so i'm a robo i've got a ring head it looks like 900 gigabytes of textures were pre-installed here please you got to see my little girl no wait you're standing in android all right ma'am you need to go you can't do that you why aren't you sending a real person this is the guy that answers your calls for customer service right here pretty much except whoa they broke the [ __ ] fish tank she's trying to press operators and address that fish how do you kneel it's so you got to do that with something yes normally you do that with your right trigger now you've got to save him you you have to save him dude yes you think you're so human because you saved a little fish it kind of goes i think it's going to take a little more than that to detroit become human no no you that's the first step to becoming the human as you save the fish that's going to be a big thing later on hold right click to consult your objects whoa it freezes everything yeah so this is the robot thinking in that split moment that's crazy you're in robot robot thought space wow oh they smashed their uh glass tv i hate when people smash my glass of vision i don't know my glasso vision okay captain allen first okay okay i'll do that captain allen hey you're using their personal computer without their permission i genuinely thought that was from the game when you said hey i thought that guy said hey okay captain allen my name is connor i'm the android sent by cyberlife i'm looking in the folder called taxes i think there's porn in there it already shot down two of my men beautiful porn you can easily get it what's the deviant's name quick you gotta say you know its name i haven't got a clue does it matter i need information to determine the best approach uh what's its behavior do you know if it's been behaving strangely before this listen saving that kid is all that matters so i think you deal with this [ __ ] android now or i'll take care of it you better you better save this kid and i refuse to give you pertinent information i was gonna say these people are already so damn heated and it's like wouldn't you want your negotiator to go in like not half cop that's so stupid yeah it's like hey can i have some information to save this kid listen [ __ ] all that matters is the kid right now okay there's all these different if you hit control it changes the camera angle it's really weird wow so if i don't move wow that is so cool i love that you can make it all cinematic what else can i do you can analyze whatever's in that box anal analyze yeah what other buttons do we got [Music] okay analyze that okay okay get the anal on this gun one one get the four one one on the gun one one look at me go i'm doing it you know exactly what kind of gun look at the other little square hole there's another clue you got to find where maybe it's on the left there's something oh there it is oh so that's what that is oh and it fires you can reconstruct the guy loading the gun yeah press a that must have been what happened wait wait go go go where it's all yellow and pb colored and then you try to find the thing yeah you're you're the dark knight reconstructing a bullet and finding the fingerprint right at this point you can just hit tab and it'll yeah gotcha so you know that a guy had a a gun i conclude that i did it okay assess her poor taste in music [Music] child didn't hear gunshots she only heard bad music okay you you know yeah deviant's name now so did the roybot was that the thing that that was supposed to hold the little girl but instead it's jumping that's the impression one is getting i don't know freaking everything live we're going to figure it out and it's got the kid okay i did that i did that uh what's in here you've unlocked a dialogue for action oh you got an official you got to watch someone pee this is pertinent information wait is that a dingo a dead police like a caterpillar oh my god oh what the frick happened it's the stabbed father the the fairy stab father includes the analysis analyze all his little holes yeah those are his eyes he's got dashing eyes that is his nose phillips john these are his mouths okay did he get stabbed oh that little bullet hole on his chest how is that bullet hole not a clue there we go upper lung hemorrhage pneumothorax look at the other bullet hole where's that here huh that's the funnier bullet hole that kidney perforated favor fatal abdominal trauma so that's probably the one that killed him it's a good that that there oh wait i i swear it oh there's another one and lower lung hemorrhage internal bleeding reconstruct you guys so you go right believe this it always does it in reverse [Music] oh he was shot in the back he was holding something all right this is the best game i've ever played [Laughter] every game should do this i don't want to talk to that thing anymore i think there was another dead officer on the floor there i can't play piano this game sucks oh no what happened it's officer dymo officer corpsely first responder wow i wish we would have known what this guy looked like beforehand because maybe he had all those bullet holes in him already yeah it could be people anthony pio deckard it's a person of deckard he's got some slurpee on his hand there must have been oh those three does p.o stand for petty officer i mean you don't have to call them names look at his fingerprints there we go lead stiffness only one oh hey [ __ ] i forgot to reconstruct reconstruct his skull find all the thoughts i don't know if you're gonna have time to reconstruct shit's getting real outside i want to do it anyway [ __ ] it reconstruct reconstruct f so it looks like there's two clues your new clue is that right there if you don't see it rotate try to look in the shot for oh yeah so you can move the camera you can move the mouse yeah when he gets shot who done it there you go oh we got in a gunfight with the dad oh wait no no that's the robot that's the robot and he's holding the little girl this is actually really cool i like this cop shot the blue blood yummy yummy yummy blue blood delicious fruit punch deviant model slurpee he's a pl 600 i see this guy's pretty good uh it's sort of your probability of success is kind of better i guess okay this one's easy it's just a booty shoe could be wounded all right a human without proper footwear that sounds like they're just asking for let me play i can play it let me play chopsticks maybe this robot can't no i'm sure he can oh magazines have stupid screens how come every [ __ ] future thing has screen magazines whoa yeah as opposed to just an ipad all right he's shooting people uh i can still look at some cool stuff he can risk a few more obviously let's look at spaghetti while he shoots people hello friend yeah no one even turned off the spaghetti this is much more important family was about to have dinner interesting which means they probably didn't suspect anything he jumped in the pool and inked like a squid to hide his trail okay this is uh interesting all right you better get out there they're getting they're getting mad at you there's your there's your guy okay i guess i'll go talk to it i guess i'll go see what he wants chihuahua stay back don't come any closer or i'll jump no no please i'm begging you whoa my name is connor how do you know my name i know a lot of things about you i've come to get you out of this i know you don't like jumping off buildings whoa deviant destabilizing holy [ __ ] you have to approach him slowly okay gain his trust yeah here say something uh i'll reassure him i'm not going to hurt you i just want to talk and find a solution cute i don't want to talk it's too late let's you see his face i'm going to blame him or you could talk about emma yeah the thing you unlocked okay i know you and emma were very close unless you want to unless you want to make this go bad but she's done nothing wrong everybody betrayed me she's four she loved me she wanted cookies look at the size of the gun compared to her head just like all the other humans uh what should i do i'll i'll be i'll blame him look what you did look what you did all over the floor what was i designed to be their slave their toy i just wanted them to care about me i just wanted to matter oh no i just wanted to be someone uh we're talking to the hospital he's defective we're defective daniel okay there's a problem with your software we're going to fix you and everything will be okay i don't need to be fixed i'm working perfectly tomorrow you're [ __ ] it i know i will never let anyone he's got a red ring of death ever [Music] i can't stand that noise anymore tell that helicopter to get out of here helicopter you do it yeah i'll accept that he just believes in this okay he waved at us i did what you wanted yeah all right i'm gonna bluff him you don't really want to jump daniel you would have done it already now hand me the gun and this will all be over don't come any closer come any closer and i swear i'll jump i give up okay look i'll stay right here i want everyone to leave and i want a car when i'm outside the city i'll let her go you want a [ __ ] pony too uh sacrifice yourself okay that's [ __ ] awesome you did it i mean you saved the girl [Laughter] that's [ __ ] cool did we kill a major character already i hope he's full of blue paint is he dead for real nah i'm sure he's fine tomorrow is he looking he's he's a i mean he's a robot we'll see i don't want to ruin anything okay yeah lol there's no need to ruin it he died he did not protect the ammo is he a major character they will see lyle he's not gonna ruin it yeah you'll see what was he in your game lyle you're rooting it okay this is the top-of-the-range household assistant it cooks ten thousand different dishes come on zoe let's go and handles the kids dude this is so cool you're being sold yeah you're one of the robots on display you're being sold out this is so crazy it's such a creepy concept eight grand with a 40 minutes yeah if you had a robot would you want it to look like a person no i'd want it to look like a damn robot i wanted to have like like a head like a battle droid from episode one i wanted to look like crash bandicoot on ps1 that'd be a good idea that thing would look [ __ ] horrifying in the dark what are you talking about oh please buy me nile there it is it's been a long time coming [Laughter] i can make my own name cara my name is cara oh like undertale wait really like evil undertale is that really i think so yeah i don't know i don't know i was just trying to make one of those uh one of those things you know one of those fortnight dabs you know what i mean for those kids on tick tock you know every kid on tick tock is dying of a disease called tick tock i believe it you can donate now to save a kid on tick tock this does feel like appropriate music for the psa you're doing every year over 1400 teens mouthed the words to songs some of them are cringe some of them dressed as characters totally unrelated to the media they're singing always the same character though and always with very heavy makeup if you have a really good mad hat or cosplay then perhaps tick tock is the place for you ask your doctor if he can eat your [ __ ] and record it for tick tock he just might take you up on it it's that kind of age we're living in look at all those guys they want to just be dry i'm honestly kind of blown away by the the amount of scope and all the visuals these games are like ungodly expensive but the guy heading them is just a nut ball like i can't believe the amount of assets they had to create for this intro alone oh yeah like the these games they're kind of wonky but they're like they're fun i think they're interesting i i really do at least this one i think this one's worth playing through once someone told me this had some really like like hammy preachy like it does yeah and and that's the part that makes me want to replay it and with their like their intentions do you intend to pigeon i intend to pigeon this is the third main character i think i think it's just three main characters in this this looks so good holy [ __ ] dude if you look like that guy you don't have to be a [ __ ] cyborg you can just go to duck club and pick up honeys that's george or martin [Laughter] now let's get you back in the home before you write their seventh book plastic idiots oh you gotta wait for a green light androids can't disobey the traffic signal can you really not like if you walk up against that will it stop you yeah well let me go any further hey come back here let me cross dammit does the little light in their head go yellow when they turn super saiyan yes they turn super brian yeah their brain turns on you can cross you can cross i'm going i'm going whoa dude look at all the different people they made dude if i got one of these things i would install the msi combustor on it and overclock it and probably kill it that would just pro [Applause] her for hey [ __ ] up you [ __ ] commit murder for littering if you overclock these guys it would just probably make them have 80d or something that'd be cool oh it's kevin smith kept [ __ ] it's a very skinny kevin smith i guess he has lost a lot of weight though human music one dollar oh yeah because i guess you could probably get like a guitar robot i feel like he looks more like jason lee than like kevin smith okay just take take him away from his identity like that fine he could be two people i don't care what are you doing what's your objective uh walk to the marker my favorite objective where's the marker over here okay see go to the bellini paint shop wow i'd buy that you can't buy that you're robots buying robots if a robot bought a robot could that robot tell the other robot to do or would it have to only d tomorrow health i don't know you're smart what does a robot do when you ask it to do the do games like this have their own agendas so they don't answer those interesting questions i can go into all these places this is an insane amount of [ __ ] detail it's an insane amount of paint i'll have the biggest color please what would you do if next time i came over i got plastic surgery to look exactly like this guy the the clerk or the robot oh i'd be like god you look really [ __ ] good dude what the hell happened what if i what if i then got plastic surgery to look like the clerk and every every other time i switched back and forth would you believe that it was me i mean when you think i was just two guys playing a prank on you i'd feel like you were two guys playing a prank and i'd be like i'd honestly stop inviting you over because you'd be like he's bringing a stranger into my house for this stupid joke it's not funny but what if it wasn't you messed up grabbing the door i love this kind of [ __ ] oh this is the best game this robot sucks the whole time the clerk was just watching you do that he's like at least i'm a better robot than that one it's so [ __ ] cool now do you have to go home yeah take the bus take it to bus home it probably yeah i'm sure if you look the right way the gps thing tells you where the bus is i wish i could kick that guy can you give that guy paint for his troubles nice poor paint on him a happier problem buddy you look like you could use some paint that's a good like robot solution put a fresh coat of paint on his problems yeah paint a smile on him i am not real oh man what does that say don't need uh don't need an android need money for food i don't think anyone would give you an android yeah there's all this just like anti-android sentiment built into society it's supposed to be allegorical of racism and androids or pocs i'm pretty sure what do they want whoa where the [ __ ] you going tin can and these are militant okay anti-robot robot assists whatever you call a racist who doesn't like androids look at this little [ __ ] you steal our jobs but you can't even stand up do you want to get paid for this guy is that what you want to beat your job he just does little push-ups let go oh my tummy [Music] queen no kissing the robots this is faster to lessen you damage it i'm gonna have to find you do these robots feel pain take your job next okay i don't know i'm kind of on their side i don't want a robot to take my job i want a robot to take your job the only reason you feel bad is because of how human it looks if it looked like a scary microchip then nobody would give a [ __ ] if it had like big big jaws yeah yeah and scary eyes they give it like a pincer spider real key to keeping androids under control is not over like humanizing yeah that's really like [ __ ] up and scary if i was a robot and someone owned me i would wait until they took a bath and then belly flop into the bath and electrocute them like a toaster i hate how they all stand there like that it's [ __ ] weird i guess they're all like recharging while they wait oh they're back on the bus [Laughter] oh a drone i hate drones people fly drones over my house sometimes it pisses me off what would you do if amazon flew a drone into your bath while you were taking a bath and electrocuted you like a toaster i had to be like this is the future that'd be good final thoughts what's the robot called kyra the other guy oh forget can there be a guy called robert i don't know if he said his name yeah i don't think he did i don't think he really said anything so he is robert except paint paint give to me paint will make robot happy paint you give me the game dude i would program a robot that has to rhyme just for fun that would be a good idea he'd always be frustrated he no he'd just annoy people that that he had to do errands for he ever had to say one word things he'd always have to add an extra word to like compliment them yeah he'd have to speak like a leprechaun instead of that he'd have to say like hello jello or like yeah or hello fellow yeah she's marking her territory she's like walking around in circles before she lays down are they naked under their clothes or is their clothes cleverly covering their weird parts uh i i assume they have just very human bodies underneath the clothes you do the housework the walls yeah you make something like this you have to give it a [ __ ] you just have to the idea is that their skin is like projected or something because like they can turn it off oh oh you'll see i guess i'm that's kind of a spoiler to say that but there's a point later where like they'll do stuff where like they can like make their hand appear and it's just like synthetic get started down here you know maybe maybe this is part of the point and i'm totally missing it by saying this but doesn't it kind of defeat the point of making a game about robots if you're a human being controlling the robots anyway you want the game to play itself to drive home the fact that it's a robot no but i i don't know like if you're controlling robotic characters then they're not really robots right they've got like a human conscious if you're you're making their decisions how do i bring the trash to the bin maybe that's the whole point maybe it is the whole point like such a big difference between you and them after all uh maybe perhaps uh but also like if you're if you put like a human in charge of something that's like a robot of course they're going to be like wait that's me and and i don't want to be treated like that you know but if you i don't know what the solution to that is it's not totally [ __ ] boring look at how little work they did while their old robot was out of commission it's almost like they they rely entirely on the robot oh no maybe i'm like stating the point of the game like out loud early and and just like looking like a real [ __ ] i don't think so i think it's quite obvious like where they're going with this i'm going to escape to the gods i'm in the garden will that guy scream at you if you go to the garden early i hope let's see wow it's the garden you should really try to piss them off it's a new uh it's a new oasis collect dishes down the laundry whoa look over there they're building a whole new highway i love games like this where everything's like really detailed little scenes maybe you'd actually like these games then because you you said you haven't played any of them right i played heavy rain but i didn't think that one was great it was just silly it was silly they didn't feel like doing good fabric simulation when she grabs it they cut away every time she goes to to grip one this little girl's kind of pissed off okay little girl get in the box and we won't have to tell anyone about what happened hold on in what world do you have like an android but not a [ __ ] washer dryer combo yeah i know right yeah why do you need a clothesline in this in this android filled world she probably could generate enough heat to just dry the clothes inside herself what should we ask let's ask her let's you know let's do the most boring conversation possible yeah ask her about the weather talk to a little girl about the weather you might catch cold okay let's talk about school aren't you going to school today no my dad says it's funnier if i'm stupid well good job look how you were just like don't you have a school you should be at yeah this android's really just not good at this they want you to re-wash the gross laundry oh that they just left outside this is the toilet oh did her mom die or something is that the whole oh again not answering those kinds of questions no tomar you've got to answer it it's way more interesting if you just tell me what's happening i don't want to see it for myself this android is kind of beautiful if you think about it i actually have never thought about it any of the times you've brought that up because it's a whole pandora's box why because trust me you don't want me up on this couch right i just i absolutely destroy couches when i'm up yeah i don't believe it so i could rip this couch right in half if i was up what's happening here feed her laundry for dinner this game is good you could do scary camera cuts there's a buza hall on the [ __ ] table that child is drinking oh there's nothing i think it's just left out it's just an empty bottle yeah but if a child even sees a bottle of alcohol they're immediately corrupted stand in front of the tv and see if he gets mad at you that's got to be a thing out of the way for [ __ ] sake yes i'm sorry todd it won't happen again make it happen again stop to make that [ __ ] happen oh oh you've been forbade yeah he see he forbid you to cross his eyeline in any other game i would hate that but it actually makes perfect sense because you're a robot and you don't have free will yeah maybe if at some point i get a free will that stuff will stop happening hello take take all you do is take and take and take not true i think i contribute quite a lot actually okay the blue bleach can you pour all of it in there what's the little girl's name i already forget come in here it's time for your better little chlamydia yeah you've got a little [ __ ] uh what the [ __ ] [ __ ] what's it called the the little blood splatter that's drugs is it whoa you shouldn't mess around with my stuff yeah this never happened to me i'm sorry todd you just stay the [ __ ] out of my business unless you want to piss me off you want to piss me off [Music] oh i don't like todd he's mean yeah but if he was like a handsome guy in a suit and he did that it would be like yes zaddy yes zeddy so does yellow mean she's like cautious or something i have no idea what the colors mean but blue definitely is like the the neutral yeah i get i guess it just seems like the uh the colors kind of indicate like blue is good yolo is slightly uh in danger and red is in very danger collect trash okay so now i can do it now you got to pick up this garbage she's getting kind of good at her job honestly she's getting kind of stronger every day clean counter clean kitchen what about here that was the dishes you never did them but now you gotta pick up trash because you're holding the trash can you've engaged the most exciting side quest of them all did you just throw away a whole ass plate threw away all of his drugs same place he's away from the coffee table it's probably a good time thank god their clothes are very comfortable looking pick up they're pretty cool i want to wear stuff like that if yeah if all it took was like a lifetime of servitude i would totally wear those clothes and just pretend to be one of these things oh he got rejected he's past due oh someone isn't getting a loan from the bank what a [ __ ] loser go outside and scream to everybody that that he's a delinquent on his credit card payments this definitely looks like detroit it sure does it looks like uh you've seen the war of the worlds with tom cruise yeah it really looks like that was that supposed to be in detroit i don't know your meandering path to the trash can she's a silly computress and then computress said and then dexter said a daddy yeah get out of here this is my domain wait did you just literally walk onto a bus oh oh okay so the bus just stopped there this game rocks everything about it i wish you could just do silly things like wave to people i want to wave to the bus it would feel love and then it would [ __ ] become self-aware and kill all the people in it todd's jones and i think report to him or you could vacuum and collect dishes i want to vacuum oh she's scared she knows some [ __ ] crazy shit's about to go down yeah papa's about to like throw things what's this you can collect dishes i'm doing a damn good job i think does it bother you that you could be doing this to your real life house chris i mean every time i do something in a game where it's something like this i'm always like am i wasting my time that was that was my big thing with like red dead redemption where it was like i remember i was like cooking a stew or something in red dead redemption and i was like actually hungry and i was like man why whoa go go go the girl's a [ __ ] headache yeah red dead redemption 2 is full of that [ __ ] i finally did play through it uh and it is good but i still stand by the fact that that game meanders like a [ __ ] like if you ever want to like get anywhere in that game it is infuriating yeah but if you're just kind of like taking your time yeah and like not really in any hurry it it's you know it is really really like there's a lot of love put into that game go little plate it's more fun to just live in the world than to do the quests until you get cold [Music] that's always been an issue with rockstar games i guess yeah you know i'm actually starting to get like uh what's the name of that lady who looked after her patients florence nightingale i'm starting to get like florence nightingale syndrome where i really care about todd and i think he's just a great guy maybe maybe he just needs a little love you know yeah maybe if you just did a better job than his previous uh whoever cleaned up after him i really want to walk maybe he'll be nice to you oh todd how i love the gonna bring him a [ __ ] beer bring him a big glass of mayonnaise jerk them off with it never approach todd without a beer that's that's my rule yeah never without a beer never from his left because he don't see too good finish first what are you looking at get the [ __ ] out of here get the [ __ ] out of here i'm just trying to watch the game what a [ __ ] mean bastard i just want to watch some funny sportsmen finish the first floor yeah you better finish all over the first floor that's that that's that's reporting to todd basically or you could activate the vacuum first i think it's in the corner here on the left there when i played this i did not bother doing all the jobs there's a there's a vacuum cleaner uh i would guess it's like a roomba thing yeah yeah it's that thing over there can i not talk through this little thing you could maybe talk to that creature i can read this too i'm really into sports apparently these are just like she's into sports and she likes beer well maybe she doesn't like beer but i saw her this is just world building none of this has any like outcome on the game ooh there's an android pitcher that can't be legal okay there's usually two articles per magazine that's kind of cool hello little lady hello creature she's watching alice alistair are you watching phallus and wonderbot that looks just like the uh the disney every robot comes pre-loaded with that one joke get used to it because it's all you'll be hearing for the next 43 years i wish there was a ragdoll button you know yeah it'd just flop you'd flop on daddy you just flop over on daddy on zeddy if i ever have a cool cyborg robot that cleans my house i want to make it be like squirt and then they just shoot like uh washing up liquid editor [ __ ] onto the floor and then start like mopping with their foot geez that would be good wait wait you forgot to turn on the roomba roomba oh look at it go he's gonna just get mad at that too [ __ ] yeah oh you know he doesn't care oh she is being weird okay alice you better stop that right now i agree yeah go back to your [ __ ] chair you're always pushing me i think now you can report in that you're done with the first floor yeah but you got to do it from behind be bored you must always approach the todd from behind again poor little thing okay take let's say there was one more thing i could do you took out the trash the blue means you did it should i go upstairs and have a look no just talk to todd first you're forbade oh absolutely forbade okay i guess it's time to talk about all the optional claims i demand you give me more work i made a good start down here i'll head upstairs do what you have to do but stop bothering me [ __ ] man at least you're well appreciated tomorrow look what little trinkets little festive mini sundries and trinkets galore really goes to show that maybe maybe all todd has more character than we thought what the [ __ ] he left rhinosauruses he left all his little zoo animals on the stairs wow those will be valuable caltrops later when he's chasing you down these halls he loves sports maybe he used to play sports he plays guitar let's tidy it that's a real brand that was a squire oh that's like a starting point oh wait no it wasn't i thought it actually maybe that was me like dyslexia you sure it doesn't say squire it said something that was like clearly supposed to say squire but it was like a squirrel or something like it was just a few letters off all sports i'm securing this crap yeah stop picking those up they're blame there's a gibbon interview wait oh no it's a guy gary gary gibbons for uh treating women like that is so classic yeah you can maybe go with the toilet paper and grab the poop out of his ass as it's falling out i'm gonna [ __ ] switch this on to watch sports and now to sports finals and now to sports let's watch sports you thought it was news but surprise it's sports look at that it's amazing they made all this [ __ ] this looks like someone's uh this is like student film or something like their final thesis or something like a really like it looks like one of those videos off some goblin student yeah like one of those videos that has like 24 million views on youtube that like someone made is their like final thesis project and it's like really really good for four minutes amazing president warren spoke today at the opening of the news okay president warrick i was kind of hoping todd would walk in and [ __ ] pound my face for watching sports without him yeah did you put on sports without inviting me to see sports that's what happened to his old wife she did that took his back i can't wait for cyborgs okay she gives him sports spoilers and he just pounds her face in that's definitely going to be like a thing with this guy right like he killed his wife i feel like that's what they're [ __ ] they're [ __ ] building up to uh clean the mess ventilate the room how do i ventilate the window great idea shift and up and both clicks yeah slam both your fingies in the window wow okay more denied bank loans come on robot you can't drop [ __ ] if you're a robot you know better than that you should have stickier fingers than that it's a weird moment for you i think it's a giant bill for diapers and a subscription to like pornhub premium oh what's that pills oh wait take eat all his pills oh ooh medication warning wait can you actually eat the anti antidepressants wow gun unlocked okay often beneficial if i i don't think talking to that guy about his gun is going to be beneficial that is the weirdest way for them to say that to talk to you about your gun and your [ __ ] she's brushing your teeth oh that was quick and nice i really wanted to see the bristles of that scrape up [ __ ] you know as a joke that's a funny gag oh look they have a real working mirror it's you i'm sorry i'm so impressed that she actually looks around a little bit even in those little moments this game's full of good little details yeah i mean that's kind of all it has really is it's details on details i'm just glad for a game that you know is supposed to be very story driven to put in these little things yeah to be fair i don't know that every game that's like all about the story necessarily has to have like you know like jumping and running and shooting and stuff you know like hiding behind cover like i'm not you know like this is this is probably fine for like like a domestic tale like this you know yeah she's doing a really good job she should paint the house or something though the walls look terrible i mean yeah and just character wise for you i'm actually shocked that you're doing all this i want to see everything that happens it's amazing that you're not complaining about how boring and stupid it is that you've been cleaning a house this for the last 15 minutes i mean it is but it's a story game i can deal with it i think he's i think he's i i think you're coming into your own cribs i mean they're sprinkling in enough things to make you go oh [ __ ] like sometimes he'll run in and kick you in the shins you're like oh oh that's interesting why don't you just like hire a cleaner and commentate are you allowed to film someone in your own house i mean if you tell them i guess i would not do that also it's interesting how they're setting this up i'm already kind of intrigued what's gonna happen like what's with this guy yeah i wonder if alice in wonderland is some [ __ ] like oh it's just her name is alice oh she's gonna say maybe there's like some allegory there but i'm sure there's some i wanna know where they're gonna go that's the only reason i'm putting up with this crap i wanna see if the the cyborgs eat mushrooms that make them longer and smaller now toss her out the window oh you unlocked a dialogue option about the [ __ ] window was there something on that windowsill that was like relevant i don't think so no it's just that i fed it i think if anything she looked down and realized that there were like some steps i think it's it's like a okay let's be friendly i'm sure we used to be friends before i was reset it's a route out of the house again uh my name is cara your father said you chose my name kara it's nice how did you choose it say something for [ __ ] sake i'll say mother will she be home soon ooh touchy that wasn't a good one oh you seem kind of quiet you're very quiet kind of a [ __ ] [Laughter] what the [ __ ] is wrong with this kid she gave you a key is that the memory box of all the good times you used to have oh sh assuredly so just making my head spin yeah open the box wow i love this [ __ ] yeah mommy stinky moments with mommy why is there a four-leaf at the clover if you ever need to resurrect your mother this clover will do it ruining a special moment is the best thing you can do in a video game there's some fun little drawings who the [ __ ] drew that does look like todd there's daddy and there's dad you better not kill mommy oh dad [ __ ] up cara yeah she got a little red on her ring did you see that yeah danger but what happened to mom i'm gonna go have a word with todd could you and like if you got one of these things could you have it like fight you a robot sure why not like could you do battles with it i would yeah yeah i think he would even be restricted by the robot code not to fight back so i would want it to say you would want it to fight but yeah no i would want it to be my exact strength and skill so we'd be evenly matched whoa what a concept i think your dad's a low life you think you're more powerful than me can't get a job take care of his family i didn't say anything i tried to make things work wait until you see my next long they just [ __ ] it all up that was a very weirdly like quiet sound effect you hate me don't you say it you hate me [Music] ugh i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry you know i love you don't you you know i love you [Music] whoa whoa profound oh i hate this guy i don't want to learn about him i want to see his rippling abs you haven't even gotten to you don't know anything about him you're about to like see where he lives there's like some 50 year old lady that owns this guy and she definitely [ __ ] it he's the toy boy there's a 900 chance we'll see i promise you deposit package oh if that's not the case my [ __ ] suspension of disbelief will be shattered i want to live here take care of carl does that sound like an old lady um it could be i suppose it could be but or like some like old rich like hedonists guys please send ethereum to crackmelt.com so we can afford a place like this wow crackmilf's gonna be our big ticket out of here ooh they've got a pet dinosaur a pedosaurus look how much [ __ ] effort they put into like making all this crap oh there's the giraffe remember when the camera focused on the giraffe i remember and i thought to myself now why would they focus on such a strange object now i see cinematic parallels no less to eurps toy giraffe on the stairs giant stuffed giraffe in the library and there's like westworld deers that's funny now that's a hoot there's this [ __ ] video that i love where it's like someone cutting a carrot and then the camera pans to the doorway and there's just a giraffe like looking at him oh yeah i've seen that yeah hey wait a second hey wait a sec the spots are symmetrical hey wait a second i don't accept that nope i'm pretty pissed off now oh look they got a grand piano let's play oh this guy can play the piano see this is the guy you want to be hey uh detroit how is the note sustaining without the pedal being pushed down i just want to clarify i just want to clarify something yes i am mad about that yes it has ruined my day say the thing say the quote i hate not that one the the [ __ ] review bra the you say it i don't remember my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is real i love that yeah is that from an actual thing yeah it's from this guy he looks really tiny is he called the review bra he's this like slick-backed hair kid in a suit and he's very posh but you never got carl wait a second tomorrow you never got carl weezer [Music] oh [ __ ] what do you mean carl where oh yeah that was your objective you were supposed to wait carl upstairs he's upstairs is he [ __ ] really i got it right word for word it's my disappointment as immeasurable and my day is ruined wait what's what books do they got holy wait that's not the bible that's the holy maid spell m-a-d-e um what the [ __ ] oh open it so the bird flies out and it's funny understand why the cage bird sings i love you booed what the hell the birds allegorical to you they're not [ __ ] you live in this big fancy cage but with no desire to leave i was gonna say like that's not moving what the hell it's a robert it's an andre bird good night birdies good birdies i hope they leak plasma to simulate bird feekies that's a psychotic thing to own like a robotic bird has a robot dog i mean i was gonna say tiny robot they have [ __ ] like that but like why would you need a cage for it why does it need a cage just because that's decorative dude bird cage is a beautiful object yeah but a bird outside of draw the cure a caged bird is a beautiful thing a caged bird is a raging bird and a raging bird good morning carl good morning it's 10 a.m the weather is partly cloudy 54 degrees 80 humidity with a strong possibility of afternoon showers it sounds like a good day to spend in bed agreed i did go to pick up the paint there minister carl oh yes i forgot medicine that is the difference between you and me right marcus there marcus is his name you never forget anything dang straight you're also not a trillionaire pervert who has fake birds and an automated boy toy this is a nice room he's even got a ferret he's got a stuffed ming what what is that that's a screaming screaming there's a cat it's just a cat that's the screaming scranx of the night ones the screaming strengths of the night ones it's got a lips painting uh gotta have that yep he's got that adorable little daybed he's got a fascination with skulls he's even got an owl i believe he's an artiste or a phrenologist oh that's why you went and bought him paint let's let's inject him with stuff yeah that'd be pretty funny okay you want to double your dose on this bad boy show me your arm please carl no carl that's a sick tap bro i just opened my eyes and i'm already gritty my teeth [Music] you've injected me with all the e i could ever want like that looks almost real that's amazing what happened to your clothes it doesn't look like all mo caps it's still really well done how they render the eyes is [ __ ] amazing to me they do look kind of gooey though progress my eyes look gooey i hope they didn't harm you oh no no they just pushed me you just kicked my ribs a bit i'm fine okay i'll take you to the bathroom now up or push the mouse up i guess do the mouse thing do the mouse thing [Laughter] you're like locked to the frame i want to drop him you let go of everything i did oh it definitely let you it doesn't let you give him a little touch i'm just frozen in time with carl this is so weird you're definitely not meant to experiment with that yeah like standing on one leg like the karate kid i'm trying to go as slowly as i can there you go i hope we get to give him a sponge bath i hope they show us that yeah scrubbing his crap oh there it is don't focus on that the screaming strongest screaming scranx the nightlands that's right it's a screen it's not a scrungus common misconception scrungus is downstairs yeah it's like a crocodile alligator thing where scrungus is like a longer snout yeah this is the weirdest way to control this part why i'm telling you when it's with a when it's with a thumbstick it just it's a lot more intuitive than the mouse but i don't control with a console [Laughter] dump him down the stairs he's got that cool little wheelchair [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you

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Length: 61min 12sec (3672 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 13 2022