Oney Plays Super Mario Odyssey (Complete Series)

with frettin there's guys you want to start an assist mode absolutely not look in the skies above peepees hassles a bow oh my god golly [ __ ] hey it's starting on an action-packed note oh my god Mario's gonna get flattened I hope you die Mario screamed the mighty mad by Bowser's bellend whoa why Bowser's Ellen look how [ __ ] polished those graphics there I like the like the piranha plant bouquets why's the old rest of me [ __ ] your wife mean they're not married Chris yeah Mario and Bowser are good pretty it is you're gonna we gonna include that one image of the two amiibos holding hands mama did we skip a cutscene by accident hours away throws you right in okay and I'm all for that that's very nice no oh my god it's just cooler [ __ ] [Music] she had a cover years was too loud oh well at least the hats okay is this the end is it Maria oh no it's the earth-moon that means this is set on earth the Mario wiki is all wrong that's supposed to just on the mushroom planet Mario dad there's this ghost the mushroom moon what is this look I'm Mario look around I look at disgusting hand was that whose filthy paw was that oh my god happy Halloween everybody run I jump I'm oh okay go kill the ghost I gotta go to the Hat tour it was a long jump yeah through the tourney jump yah he was hoping to chase that Bowser emoji yeah they like using their emojis it's cuz kids don't know how to read I wish the whole plot was explained in the movies did you know Mario is 24 years old apparently in 24 years I don't subscribe to that he's 50 he's like 45 Miyamoto say he's 24 he's in good shape he's like 36 I could believe that let's seize 30 said have read should have worn the regular hat his youthful skin he's like 30 cuz he puts makeup on that's a good point that's a crappy that is better as a normal hat thank you the mice doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo let's turn this off now and play something better okay oh use the motion controls that's the way to play oh I shake my controller and he spins around like a hum walk in any aisle which is at YouTube and God is a game I don't want to use that i I really would not want to use motion controls to play this I like this environment the mess around in this be [ __ ] all the vegetables is that is that some Mario 2 over there it is get them go get the big weight ratcheting there we go oh you make a bread so where'd all these dead people come from hell hat Opia it's a perfect paradise for hat people all get together but they're all inherently racist against each other against each other despite forming a perfect utopian society and maintaining it inside top hat tower I liked his new voice I forget his old voice used to go CJ fishy fishy look at this Jesus Christ [Applause] that's terrify but I don't want to go in somebody's mind now I am a feeble mouse I thought you're gonna say fetus I'm a fetal whoa I'm a duck mama Mia I am a [ __ ] a frog frog ooh i leap when I sleep that how you say it in Italian a frog frog ghulam yeah they would say frog googly oh my God look it's the bunions why are there bunny demons it's happening I'm sorry I don't mean to be that person ain't that person it's five nights at Freddy's do I have no idea what's going on there W dolls you got that treasure a treasure I get to fight the Irish one oh I want to [ __ ] die oh you can't do it is this how people felt when the original Mario came out Turtles it's so weird I don't know about that look is that because I wanted to do like a like it's like it's a dumb stoner who doesn't have any creativity um I rabbits are straight now I would love to live in this world actually so comfy you just lie down there and be it's just a top hat you have nowhere to go most impressive let's make there's probably no bugs in this world that's true was there's a little top oh my god it's gotta be bugs there's frogs I am [ __ ] electricity no I guess that's true the frogs have to eat something maybe the head lice maybe the only bugs in the hat world are head lice SuperMario you see their ID now superimpose the paw I want someone to mod this game some mario has Abe's paw and I thought it's a that was what the Frog scene was he was using his hands Julian you must live wake you my mouth was full and I had to swallow look he just ate dirt otherwise I would have spat all over you our first Power Move was this Unreal Engine environment oh yeah this looks like ukulele or something it looks good you guys are being screw this it's a little strange for a Mario game is all I'm saying what do you SPECT I want more never this over 3d world looked like poopoo what would we I like 3d well what were we watching it's also fitting for Mario what were we watching that you said they sounded like a female version of Christian oh we were watching uh what was the Halloween special oh we were watching witches day out yeah which is nighttime the girl who wanted to be a ghost whoa which means she's just asking if someone could kill her oh my god Mario if Mario asked one of the bad guys to just kill him because he was depressed will they go along with the that's my answer just drop it on what was the question no tell me look it's the 11th of the I'm sorry I keep burping today buddy Munna top of the falls there she is the multi moon she looks beautiful she looks so jiggly the environments do look pretty good even if they don't feel like Mario and it feels like no it looks like it's very nice looking it's all rusty why does this dead person sound like a child and to roll out the game theories about how look at that [ __ ] lock stock and barrel that were drowned and burned respectively one looks a voice that the whole hat thing had sounded like him talking to the dead children lock stock is to smoking borrow whoa what is this it wasn't such a point it's a bunch of [ __ ] coins well now it's a bunch of noise play as a dragon fly play as the birds it capture one of those flowers plays the blue oh nothing works this game sucks my cook plane is a bird yep scared them on the bird flew away that day I like these donut coin yeah what did they do ding-dong I don't know look I'm climbing I didn't leave this mommy yeah look at the me go I didn't even I didn't read or follow anything on it this is all a mystery to me I am cursed to stay here forever ah I wish I could hear the soundtrack I keep just picturing it having the gusty garden galaxy theme it's so good that's the best song ever it is they knew that they used it again 3d hey there's a dinosaur oh my god me go get the kill like in the Rasik climb in his mouth what [ __ ] you oh my god its Yoshi from the Mario movie yeah we think that Julian this is really strange it is really strange but you can - you can chomp you can kick little balls around oh my god death everywhere he's a good man though no oh Jesus Christ you get to bonk his noodle Mario what you're doing what is he doing he's gone mad with bloodlust hmm I made it to this stone bridge oh [ __ ] these things know whatever they are does everyone gonna edit the scene now from Jurassic Park the t-rex and just put Mario voice clips over it yeah go in the pipe there will die no man it's made of pixels in there cute those aren't um that's too many colors that's the right color scheme for the Nintendo game um you guys have no imagination have not imagination nothing money oh you're a hack you motor you smell like a dick you smell good Deak what'd you make him French I don't smell like a dick this was oh he just popped out okay what was i I could not see anything the 3d a Zelda game that you would you would go through walls like that um I linked Lilu the wall between link to the hole yeah hell yeah oh my god I like clobber in these fellas it's fun leave me alone there you go oh my god I got eaten by a metalman metalman what's going on over here this filthy rabbit lady's got a golden friend oh my god she looks real jiggly I like this design actually she's cool there's a closure mouth though her tongue is gonna dry out and it's gonna make her mouth smell oh I am frightened beyond repair it was already wearing a hat no it's not look Julie she tries catching you hopper oh my lord woman she will be deformed your little hat friend really likes abusing people oh oh I really like that effect they do to make their eyes all scary yeah [ __ ] you you big orb oh break her bones I'm breaking her rabbit-ear hers happens if she catches you fall all this before you've had him on she eats you and poops you into a little red ball no she's actually dead she exploded always weirds me out Oh [Music] so what do we need moons for the opposite of shine sprites you collected too many in the last game so you have to balance it out you have to make it darker yeah I'd be fine with that you have to collect them the power of this weird machine I mean bean machine yeah see that that's the earth throw me on the globe you can just go up you have me control the entire planet is at the end of the game is that you control the entire earth and you can spin it faster and knock everybody off of it yeah oh it's a hat now oh there's the whole world it's in the palm of my little white okay so this is this is set on earth we've got enough fuel to reach the sand kingdom let's go save our emojis they need to keep it simple why does Mario run and look at all that honey he should only jump that's why I like the iPhone game he runs in that though it's called Mario I don't make him run he does it on his own they should make him Mario where he rubs his hands get her real fast and shocks people so this guy has the ability to turn it to any hat yes why is he turned to a gun for a hat yeah why doesn't he turn into God's hat oh and he would what's God's hat it's a little like a little beanie but there's a little spy it's you know what it's one of those hats you get to get set theme parks that they look like just a jester hat with the spikes coming out in random directions it's Jesus curled up like a cat on his head ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba turbo [ __ ] I don't want to learn about this [ __ ] [ __ ] I never want to know how to play now I don't want to [ __ ] know I all I want to know is how cool Mario is look a good that [ __ ] sand looks ok to jump off the cliff and end it me [ __ ] die you went to the Grand Canyon just to jump off is that what this place is supposed to be wouldn't you I like doing this you go yeah ha oh my god I'm a Rollie pollie there you go we Hugh we you welcome to test testicular rooms the testicular tortion rules there's giant hands on the wall that twist you around Chris have you ever had testicular torsion I think so is that the thing where you twist your boot your boob ya know you test a yes yeah then you have to go to the hospital yeah I had that I told you I had that it's very terrifying common for people if you don't get it sorted out you have a lot of day to get it sorted out otherwise that the cut one of them off yeah that's what the doctor said to me he said hey look at this with that twisty Newt he's everybody laughed he said that's it's very very common watch it's even gonna happen to me and then he spun his testicles around really quick doctor made fun of me for jerking off too much why'd he say my mom was there that was the day my ball got all sore Jesus I had an ass an infected epidermis or you can't catch an epididymis what's an epidermis that's your skin that is your spot oh yeah it's a good point your skin is affected you must have been jerking off to do jerking off pervert yippee I am a bullet shake it to accelerate more shake it don't spray it scream into your microphone if you want to go faster look at fun of boom he oh it's green inside a block is a hard place why is it green do they mean like next to a rock and a hard place well oh my god I [ __ ] a rope you know what they say inside a block is a hard place what the [ __ ] oh if you ever feel down go to your hard place that's just it's just getting into the realm of the Sun comfort you know this is being disgusting climb inside of a boy you should probably grab that heart heart yeah well there's a heart over there all right all right all right you fool can't you see I'm busy well you could go get this - I got the moon but now you're back inside of it I'm trying oh oh oh my god Oh get back over Oh oh my gosh they blow Wow Chris do you like this game so far yeah I think it's it's very pretty I would like to I would like to try it and see how it feels sometime not necessarily right now because I would just be too slow super [ __ ] polished polish it's polish what a Super Mario was polish instead of Italian you wear white tracksuit bottoms and look angry all the time whoa Mario could do that on his own right now in all honesty Polish people look really mean but they're really nice in all Odyssey yeah it'll marry you Odyssey all the Polish people Mario Odyssey look really mean that are actually really nice I mean he's if these go around and [ __ ] off he's going around the world he's got to go to Poland give me I'm totally right Julian I'll take you to Poland so is also gonna go to North Korea no no there you go there you go shake ya shake ya mario land shake it look I got it from a crate in the roots Mary you stomped on the ground in there coin appeared means she was no ordinary coal but it was the power of coin and it let him go to different universe where he met me that we joined forces to stop bass war on my own blue sir don't what they would do they would have just have an alternate blue bowser what was that Mario Luigi that was rookie remember what was the scary Bowser's it was Giga Bowser remember him he used to scare the [ __ ] enemy just how he looked oh [ __ ] look I did I did I just say you did it I cannot throw and I only love myself he did say that an average Maria I only love myself I love everage Marie we should have played that instead he called it Mario Odyssey yeah average Maria Odyssey I jump and I dodge and I never get here Marie other see isn't this is the [ __ ] oh here you go it's a storybook oh I am a scared of the black boola whoa careful Christian oh my god Hey look I did it told you I was epic you've got a moon now go to bed [Laughter] krisi almost died no no I am a very at me huh you must know this believe someone so I think existed thank you yippee oh my god we're falling I should have broken my knees these guys you like those Julianne [ __ ] is that it is the man with the plan oh look at this man it's the mmm I like his mouth looks disgusting they can see [ __ ] you can't see Chris there's little birds on the path you don't even need it are these meant to be the same ones from Mario Land or are they I was wondering are these supposed to be a new thing so that he doesn't have to reference Mario Land I don't know did anything from Mario Land ever find its way outside of it I probably am spin off things probably in spin-off games I don't this kind of feels like Mario Land just because of the [ __ ] weird real world [ __ ] right yeah he goes to China and he does has really good music oh yeah I love the music I found it you know what dayz dayz came from that did she really that's true it's pretty [ __ ] and I'll go jump on that moon and break your legs never just turn around and go get it what [ __ ] your moons behind you what the [ __ ] are you're speaking oh okay and then see right down there these shot bear these [ __ ] do a long jump down there this is for a long Japan do it honk there you go bah they also want you to tweet about your moves on Twitter the [ __ ] [ __ ] moan I [ __ ] got you stupidest you're missing one piece you can tweet about how you collected a moon at 12 a.m. and then everyone say go to bed this it's true go in the pyro mid yay I've always wondered why people don't do upside-down pyramids more what is this inverted gravity you say [ __ ] stupid that wouldn't happen in real life this was real life Mario would get all cut up into two he whoo hi sharp you get paper cuts this game is made for fools with small thumbs oh oh oh I thought I was gonna hit him just make a whole game like this Mario you [ __ ] murderer I liked I like 2d platformers with 3d environments I can they can twist the camera around and have very crazy-looking level designs do you really like that yeah are you [ __ ] lying klonoa was fine cloaca awake that was fun cool noise I thought we were looking at tales of the fox dog yeah I remember him where am I going huh over there water shake it to go even faster does that spin huh hey did you do it on your own if you just spin in circles oh no I've acted like a fool try running in circles really fast yeah and jump oh I thought you could do that that's [ __ ] it it's [ __ ] satanic [ __ ] it's satanic oh yeah see oh yeah there he goes whoa that's fun hip d'art the [ __ ] art oh well here there are the rabbits what's their problem oh I thought I killed the green one I know you two owed I don't remember if he exploded what's the problem here's Annabelle [ __ ] you let's just got a child and her hat off she has a wonderful dinner yep I hit her you can't you gotta wait I'm gonna do something else oh just hit the bombs that what it is no you fool she deserves this big and then you smack it at her you can go yeah see you can hit the small one in your clunk run or Newton you get the small one better to god you murdered her hit the small ones at her I love her laughs really good they hit one the small ones at her I'll try see you can do it I don't think it'll hurt her that I think it does remember being able to do just gonna aim it better see oh wow more than one way to fight a boss I'm sorry I didn't listen before so that [ __ ] laughs ah she's having fun he's a coma [ __ ] this is cool she's doing what she enjoys is this really that fun oh my god it is satanic you finally understand Julian I smashed in her soft spot no she's dead why is Mario doing this because rabbits tastes real good [Music] [Music] [Applause] me and my hat they're going to kill her so soon join us children it's a [ __ ] death cult yeah from the White House they'll go out that's what the song do the Odyssey is about this is boss worth doing we get to go see the big [ __ ] hole oh my god Oh Audrina of time all ovaries is better why didn't you why didn't you have some crisps cuz they're Evo I want to see what they can do I don't think you can possess though not that guy no these guys these guys are fun smacking yeah they're not fun where are the dead the rotting Chris wouldn't you like to rot yes absolutely the classic anal you know I met your mother doing the ground-pound now I've only got one once my goalie lift roll down bitten here we go that's your helped these [ __ ] are everywhere fine it is funny to roll down slopes Marni Oh die Marni oh wow Wow I was waiting for that Oh either that he lives he's so horny yeah he's so gonna have a good time oh I like these three alternatively you could have thrown your hat and jumped around there are you [ __ ] with me are you [ __ ] with me my friend you don't know [ __ ] about Mario Odie Odie look at that [ __ ] goo my head jump around the [Laughter] house good timing to do that I didn't mean to no other way other way don't bother don't bother jump around it jump around too difficult Oh throw your hat it's not easy he's gonna [ __ ] up cheese oh my god it's harder than you link oh that's fun oh Jesus oh oh look he's cold no he's just scared he's [ __ ] horrified I hate waking up every day to this [ __ ] I just I don't like being fried by rings of death look at this oh my god this is [ __ ] goofy why are you playing as the top one and not the lower one that you it goes well yeah like that being a tower of goombahs has many benefits you get to pay more taxes yes traffic gets a good one that's a good benefit yeah oh my god looking at the secondary motion is very fun what a market over there what he enjoys paying taxes paying taxes in Texas to my beautiful pretty peachy yeah how to use it you're the top one aren't you Oh oh my good well they've come to kill me this is going to him again going to him again and just go he can yeah just do that I want to get out away from those guys it was filthy food what if he just possesses people purely to do their taxes oh [ __ ] they had a hat on here we go okay shake shake shake shake shake sooner see about if I wasn't playing it nuts it was it isn't that Beetlejuice yeah Beetlejuice little guys beetle breakfast school oh shoot school a sure thing is not okay you made a disclaimer I didn't do this Mario you had a preventive do we I like this I like this trend of video game characters getting defensive about these things like when when Crash Bandicoot says give that background look so cool oh my god it's Julian it's all neck weird Ringo oh my god how many times in [ __ ] Nintendo games do we got to do this [ __ ] a lot floating hands stone head thing a lot ones animated I don't know if this works conceptually no the hands don't wear hats that's a good point well I mean neither did the dinosaur heads dinosaur has a head is the thing nice I don't want to die what the for me I want to die I don't want to die many hearts in the ice I'm trying make him go wee he make him slap upon it mmm what does he do he's gonna do a grabby touch oh my god you're doing the hand the pound whoa whoa he's applauding you for doing so well slapped it oh my god oh you get there you go Mario Saul better not bad Oh why even go to the hospital when you can find a hole my brain grab it hold my bones my breed now shake the fun kind holy [ __ ] the fun cut Oh gotcha I'm all over he's reached enlightenment I got the green [ __ ] boring [ __ ] oh it's so [ __ ] pretty Mario's drooling face yeah losing it Mario's grueling [ __ ] I love his shiny little shoes where do you think he got them made probably stole him out of an Italian warehouse you walked in and said he worked there you know what for all the obvious jokes that you could make in-game parodies I've never seen one of oh mario is in the Mafia really yeah I've seen one of those Mario says did us sela the mushrooms you ever tape at the time I stole the first 10 minutes of the Mario movie and wrote it as an essay in school why'd I tell it like how oh it was in I was in like primary school so I was like 11 but the teachers like write at a fictional essay and I just wrote down the first 10 minutes of the Miriam how did it end it didn't I got as far as the baby hatching oh no I got as far as I wrote down like it's raining a woman runs through the race that kind of [ __ ] I'll buy it buy a new outfit one upon ya know ya feelin can have a free pass look are they all wearing this same [ __ ] as me now four in a level sombreros are are they doing that because of me yeah they said well if it's alright for him I guess we could pretend to be Mexican to natural appropriation yeah they're appropriating Mario's culture what do what do you think of this lonely cactus this is actually quite quite relaxing this is the lonely cactus mission get him covered in zoom in on him Jesus Park [Music] I put that bench in because that one gaming channel said that everything have to sit down the best feature they said that a video game added in that year was that was the game even called I feel stupid now the one with the blue haired girl what is the lightest train yeah he said that that was the best feature of the year was being able to sit on a bench because you get to think about your actions wait really yes are people just losing their [ __ ] minds kind of not to mention a lot of people writing these things maybe are you getting you know getting a little bit of Mario coins under the table under the table under the table nobody actually make that as a sign yeah it's called BYOB by System of a Down in in high school it was in my like English class or something and I wish I remember what the context was because I would probably make it funnier but the teacher the teacher played the why to them and then if they asked us to analyze it and the one the one person from class II chose was the one kid who thought he was real smart as you know your own bottle the fat blond kid who was all like I'm an intellectual I'm an atheist and and he was just and he goes okay so what is this song mean and he goes violence anger and I just [ __ ] I was really loud yelling scary you see oh look at this oh it was not what I was expecting from him me Mario me me complete them [ __ ] horny okay [ __ ] me hey there you go I do a big tumble yeah that counted the Sphinx of Mexico remember me yeah afford he wants the ring crazy treats that's the the riddle of the Sphinx of Mexico oh yeah well let me reward you with money for criticizing somebody else about their greed look at all the moon what's in the chef's dish is it gonna melt his face off it's a [ __ ] mood Julian I just need one more now probably I thought there were only three slots missing three slots there are three slots Mario's on a quest to collect the three [ __ ] yeah the three [ __ ] their names are the names of peach Daisy Daisy and Luminess yeah who's this what is this [ __ ] me though I kill myself and rely on ado it just throw your hat out and bounce over there Wyatt I'm not [ __ ] skilled okay you get I'm not saying you have to dive on it I'm just the new dude I'm just saying throw the Hat out you ruined our funny number what was your favorite Mario cheat code was a big head Mario was a no legs Mars paintball mode Mario was it one finger - Mario was chimpanzee nose like his like his hands I like it like he's yeah like that one finger sticking out of a yeah was it the amazing limping Mario who's the amazing games the amazing star limpet pull out one of those stones and pocket ha kid yeah well what the [ __ ] was that he just vanished was it a ghost yeah what is this a beautiful goo whoa that's very strange the [ __ ] is happening am I losing my mind is this missing go part two I put in Mario Odyssey and strange attractive female Goomba appeared she seduced me but I could do anything about it no they were this game puts tricks in your brain it makes you feel like a shameful man what is this guy's problem that's precious he's not looks like Doug Walker that's realism Tim oh no he's got a different hat than I I'm a man and I'm realist oh my is terrifying this filthy deformed man is beating me that is so weird to me I like it a lot I like how [ __ ] is this supposed to be a stylized human I know but it's funny it is funny there there being weird and it's paying off I got that big fat seeing the wooded kicked off thank you why are you beating me up Chris I'm sick of it why are you smearing the queer I'm sick of your [ __ ] most ears so what Mario is allowed to have mustache that's okay yeah why what makes him better than me he's he got that I don't got it's pretty like a hat Mario without the mustache that's true I don't like wearing hats I wore a little hat for Halloween I don't give a [ __ ] about this [ __ ] fruity story I do know if Mario saves the Hat ah yeah what at Kingdom you gotta change now and land my hat in the woods and I'm going to [ __ ] get the native SiC get the native SEC yeah bring spread the spread the plague he brings his germs with him from the modern world heck's going on over there robots in disguise robots for everyone they're not the skies very well it's another one of these [ __ ] yeah maybe they are trying to do a mario land thing here he wants wood what [ __ ] video games can be played by everyone like me like my father even though he has a broken face broken face Mario's getting hard by poison I'm broken home Noah broken down home no eyes no hands no legs only a love of video games welcome Ding Dongs play I will warn everyone a haven't we play this game so if you're expecting good playthrough you're not gonna get it clean up the if you paint like you unsubscribe oh my god he ate your hat wait it's okay what the all right I'll play without him hey ding dong yeah I heard a rumor that no wooden thinks you're cool it's true everyone thinks you're a fool as in the room where a straw rest drought there's a rumor another rumors true ok well you're not cool no are you cold can't be spies you're not fool enough what dad can't be a cool he's not as cool my dad can't be dad he's not cool at home ha ha my dad can't be a corpse he's not oh you fool I made will come here no we smash some smack on through through the other side because you're supposed to do this I was dumb you [ __ ] I was hoping I could just do that with music you wish whatever Dexter had a big booty and he said [ __ ] that's disgusting yeah out of all curtsy characters that is bow Dexter he's gross he's a chubby little boy with ginger hair no no he's chubby he's chubby chubby he's chubby as [ __ ] he has kind of chat when you see him naked he's they really like show you gonna do it's in the first episode yeah you see a naked with his [ __ ] spread he looks destroyed natural plant life Stewie [Music] Dexter in computer well how does it what's the title get Mandar get Dexter in computers get Mandark is that your favorite episode Chris I forget what my favorite episode is the parent one's pretty good I like the dog one the one where didi is put in Dexter's mom's body so you get visuals and Dexter punching his own mother oh yeah if I was put into Dexter's mom's body I do flour things like like Buffy's bad I take off my yellow gloves and look at my skinned fingers doesn't that happen in the episode that his dad tries to [ __ ] her yes she says he's gross get away I don't wanna dead you as he walks away really sad other than parrot one two is that he he yells at his dad and he's traumatized from and starts shaking and crawling on the floor he says Dexter's a cookie that won't mind me of my boy Dexter my wife [ __ ] me yes bud oh my god how'd you know that was there the worst episode on Dexter ever made is the one where it was when they got brought back oh those are terrible oh yeah well the worst that he wasn't even involved anymore yeah it was the whole episode is just man dark man making the noises yeah and for 50 minutes straight I like choo-choo-choo that was the part that made me laugh that's it the rest of it is just like brushing his teeth this like a whoever wrote that should definitely be blacklisted I'm sure there another executive producer Cartoon Network now I'm sure they're her vomits oh wow you [ __ ] you take him over this is my wish I like ISM here what's he gonna do that oh do you think this is gonna give kids a fetish for possession cancers them he doesn't possess them he's a [ __ ] ghost that's what ghosts do no come on it's the same [ __ ] thing why is he making a pen to me yeah that's the second time okay what's better barfing chocolate you're [ __ ] oh um I'm gonna say [ __ ] in Coke cuz it would make a butthole all tingly it would probably waste your butthole away thanks oh yeah there's that thing where people throw a huge ass cartoon steak into a bottle of coke and it dissolves away were you talking about a scientific experiment conducted by the big man at Harvard by the big man himself uh he throws a big steak into a big bathtub full of coke and he says watch and learn and it goes and he takes up the little t-bone and he says Locke nothing remains that doesn't sound real that's real it was the Harvard t-bone steak poke edition it's blue it's blue Mamma Mia great phantom Uli's turning eight Mamma Mia my shoes they're full of oh no we're still here huh I guess so yeah go to the path to the secret flower field what would you do if he pulled off his mustache and the camera zoomed in on it a million times and whose little bleach mouth sucking onto his face I will like it his mustache is just made of a bunch of it you have tiny leeches yeah they're all entwined well that the leeches is I start turning yellow where's that signify he's evil okay leeches keep him sane only receive a seed give me your seed that looks really good that's an acorn we'll get this coin it mama [ __ ] me I wish say dad take the design of the goombas from the movie and put them in this game that's a great idea make them dance this game could pull it off you know they could I don't know if I'd say that I think I think it'd be really funny what if you went to the human world and they were there like that it would be really funny yeah I'd be great - cool atmosphere it looks really nice at plum but still I watched it recently I thought it was an all-around good movie but then no it's not a good movie is entertaining it's super entertaining the second half gets kind of boring though I'm down he go or Mary Mary Mary Oh Mary get the [ __ ] out of the hole get the [ __ ] out of their holes you know what are you doing down there you know oh there we go I was trying to make it grander you're shaming your family let's make up a Mario episode of Balamory oh she died ooh miss tilly why Diane would she do that for she found to the Balamory River the thing she is dead Chris why are you laughing so hard we're leaving that in what's why are you moving so hard you came up with a joke I just followed up with Jesus not okay okay welcome to the realm of Hades yes I'm thinking whether we go in the black house the red house or the the torture house the river of Styx River our stinks Reverb speaks be the little bean man oh my God my Jesus okay that is really satisfying to do looks like a Sony Vegas Xbox oh it's a Bowser made this thing I don't know that looks really good does look really that's a really cool design Wow Oh Nintendo keep making games like this but keep I really enjoy how weird this game is yeah this is a really odd ball setting Julian at work to the Robo Julian you're doing pretty good I've done Mary always has such good graphics huh I thought you said you don't like 3d world I II don't I think it looks like the textures look nice I think in general what do you not like about the graphics are nice I just don't like how sterile the [ __ ] world looks you don't like that it's like made of blocks and stuff no I don't even I don't mind that even it's just like the backdrop is just like to open and I I will say Jamie I did it they could have put some things off to the side in some areas are very wide open but I just feel like how it looks it looks nice there's always a good like lighting and textures and [ __ ] in Mario games ever since ever since I've been sunshine even [Music] oh look at the rabbit go have a hat on oh my oh my god he's crying I thought I would capture him what's the [ __ ] point I thought you're supposed to capture it's probably you're supposed to oh oh my god oh you okay so there is no full damage right no you just have a little animation look at this stupid [ __ ] that's pretty funny what God Welton good job you cheated it ain't cheating your real cheater oh yeah there's three of them left we already got that one Mario why can't you run on your heels can you Chris no because it is very painful bunions oh my god well he's dead now okay now he's over here oh it's worth [ __ ] comes oh yeah don't tell him that no don't don't tell him Oh Oh fuzzy oh yeah I'm glad to see them back why are they always free now aim at that Wario world I wanted to see them in a game again why they're here like I'm walking underwater I like you know the water looks even though it's no weird I like how it curves besides there what are you doing oh you can't take him over huh they don't wear hats they don't need to wear hats yeah they're good enough no I mean like the t-rex was wearing a hat yeah but he was better when he was obviously cuz he was sleeping what if Mary yoke threw his hat at the dinosaur the dog was a dinosaur of a big dog Mario and shook them around and kill them what if when I got grounded Mario threw his hat at my parents and made them jump off a cliff so I never had to see them again what if Mario threw his hat at me and I laughed oh I grabbed my belly and I laughed all joyfully Yahoo what is Mario threw his hat that the normal pigeon and he got run over by a car slowly I seen that I've seen that happen you've seen it happen Mario do that no I've seen a pigeon get run over by a car really slowly and then as he was walking away with his neck dragging along the ground he got run over again and I heard his the crunching of his rib gave her a dime [ __ ] it was this most [ __ ] laughter a pigeon flew down to you said help this is not my true form and then I got crushed by a car happy Halloween Halloween's over Julian I don't think I said happy Halloween wants an actual boney plays you did did I yeah there's a said Merry Christmas that's okay now you guys say help your birthday Christopher joy shoes you have to sound gay when I do it yeah what oh it's it's a dead man you're doing to fight each other take him over oh I can't it's on it I have to have him on the Scarecrow ding-dong why it's challenge I'm trying to fight the [ __ ] the judge you to a fight okay fine I challenge you to okay look okay nokay pulls out sword cuts your head off okay I win puts head back on punches you summons meteor on you throws meteor back with hope it catches with baseball gloves thrown back at your parents he pushes my parents to the side kicks meteor backache I tricked you those weren't your real parents I don't care then who cares you from the past all right me in the past about what you were doing so yes from the past exist anymore you don't exist I would the fight throws my parents at your meteor are smashing it into a million pieces your parents are made of rubber and I might of my license your parents are made of glue off of me and stick to yours T his parents you got to go up through the thing I want to go up this way it's funny there's no way watch it's funny looks the master sword from the rock of the stone oh yeah I just want to see the good looks up at you blushes that's okay go up there oh yeah I haven't gone that way yeah I don't think oh yeah a bubble appears next to my head pinkie bubble inside bubble appeared ding dong he blushes yeah you got all of them in real life I'd blushes Julian blushes off-screen as in I mean I'm on screen and I blush until I'm off-screen you bliss over again vibrate off screen yeah yeah go go back to the Shangdong gets savagely violently beaten by it off with a club no one the end you dead now you're not canon anymore okay that's fine you're getting a retro actively erased from it yeah he's 16 you're getting replaced with a picture of Bert was burnt Marie Poppins yeah Bert from Harry Poppins hair off and Mary pawed by Harry Potter inherit Papa chim chiminey chim chiminey chim chim to me that you're just gonna go chim chiminey forever kitchen that's better you can go to the lake Kingdom I don't wanna water well yeah I want to go somewhere interesting along go to the city I want to go back to ghost hat town look I can wobble with delivery [ __ ] town USA [ __ ] Ville original Virginia welcome to Virginia away they go look it's Tucker's Ville keep calling it Tucker's Ville look it's him he's horrified he's a [ __ ] Christian I want to hear it I want to hear Mario scream with fear really what would you do if Mario was curious and he rubbed his chin and curiously why would I do yeah this is the thinking man's typically I would admired spear myself with peanut butter and jump off a [ __ ] roof that would make a really good Sam you hit the ground oh no you're here why haven't I fought cousin dopey shitty emoji Club is here the shitty emoji Club what why did these emojis it's a Lego person [ __ ] Oh oh my god Wow [ __ ] happening huh that's cool oh my god I like that was that a zipper yeah with the power of the zipper Mario burst into the place uninvited watch out for those spikes those aren't spikes I don't think spikes under water would be as bad as falling onto them that's a good man very gentle hmm look at his red face is it gonna certainly her breath would you like it if he turned purple and died yeah yeah you ever have violent [ __ ] luigi diarrhea 64 his dead body just stays there yeah I like these guys easier oh I thought they were planarians it's too like them what's a preliminary their little lat worms they're little worms and they have actual cartoon for that looking at like little worms and sugar ketchup recluse is the most [ __ ] an Aryan ketchup there we go oh you can be a blur does he have a mustache oh look it's that guy he was in Mario 64 he's been oh my god what that guy look he looks foul no because smooth this model is would you [ __ ] it that's just very good [ __ ] you give me your goddamn help he is pretty spot on his hat give me your hat I don't work why are you wearing it if I can't take it off goddamn this game looks [ __ ] beautiful I need a fish I'm dying look at that shadow how do they make it look so good there's hard words come a long way look now I'm in here this poor fish can't breathe that wish boobs you look like this like Mario yeah oh look look is this sombrero tumbles this is very pretty you're not gonna make it to the bottom yeah oh you can do this no dough I think they want me to be a fish really yeah I regret it I'm sorry no you should have been a fish No oh Jesus when I goes back under here okay I'll get to the bottom now I'm a little fish in the blue zoo what somebody where's everything gotta be about color you over that Julian no help on the fish no you what no you don't never help him if no I know what that is what well get on with yeah anyone it is it's a [ __ ] feature-length animated movie how do you not know what it is I haven't seen every animated movie I thought you did I would like to have you always bragged that you're like Chris we're good to show you the stupid [ __ ] movies and rags they just ask if you want to watch them well is this how can drooled all over you guys need to watch help them say about it is this how you treat us showing you car two hoots yes you think we're bragging yeah oh he doesn't like fish does he live down here without any food that gonna live anymore yeah what you want Julie I need to show you helping a fish please do I think it's called helping a fish is it a flash thing or so it's a full movie is that when is it from I would wager 2001 yeah we hear and that's the theme song for the movie he goes I'm a little yellow fancy to be Oh was it look like they could look in shitty Don Bluth movie what's what studio produced it I don't know Ghibli hahahaha lieutenant animate or but this rock here the king of cartoons isn't it dreadful oh you did it you made it why is water funny it's not Murray is [ __ ] ugly people flail around and drown in it it was funnier than water no the man jumping into the mud you Ryan you're in jumping in the urine urines not funny at all you wouldn't say so no it could be funny girls getting peed on yeah that's funny it's really not is it there is a video there's a video of a little Japanese dog and he puts a it's a toy cat that starts vibrating and screaming at him the dog doesn't look scared he just faces the camera and starts pissing everywhere you just laugh no I'm thinking of another video the guy has like a vuvuzela and he blows in this dog's face and then the dog runs like it's step away and shits on the floor it's funny cuz the vuvuzela goes and then the dog goes Chris do you like the one video where the they put the little monkey in front of the child or what no it's like a hamster or something right Oh hamster it records voice clips and plays them back and the kid giggles at it repeats a bag it's a hamster does it back ago and so he just screams this is the best one yeah it's goofy the rabbit dude oh look at his little dance he's the best one oh there you go that's how you do it yeah you gonna jump on his head do you just say you [ __ ] you sure did does this catchphrase forever hey I like scary go Kris do you think every sound in nature can be replicated by the human voice no why not you think every sound in human nature is from crash bandicoot yes why did they die he went poof what do they have to die he's gay probably get pink things on them in them it's in the other direction since you're done in here I don't know but you're gonna hate America I hate a merry [ __ ] [ __ ] tell me about it I hope she gets held down and pissed on they said you don't like that this isn't funny he said so Mikado I didn't say it was supposed to be fine whoa oh my god have we gone here yet I don't know what's left uh check it out I don't think we've been in this one who's this hot tamale she does kind of look like a little burrito baby good for you your raggedy old I'll buy a moon my moon yeah because here's the thing here to let you guys stuff there oh is this where you have to crossdress may hold I want to have kids that's not part of it just put a dress on let me have your seat like the other one the other one the other one I just want to see the Mary you hat look mechanic crazy guy take his clothes off Boxster's yes [Applause] ripoff I want to see as fat nips disgusting like by that what are these yeah buy it what are this is it go back I'm trying to figure out what it or buy it I bought it oh this is just a decoration for the April what a shitload of fuss fine I like him I like avid Orie I like the Dory - Dory - finding Dory we've collected enough power moons we can make her wait till legacy yeah use them no wait I'll have you have you completed everything you can do here not everything but we have enough power moons well I mean there's no there's no dotted line how do we get it what the [ __ ] is that go get that that's that's the last one you needed it's one of those ones I think where you oh no that is the last one you're right over there it's behind you faster you [ __ ] skunk aim down you're gonna drown let's go to the fish there you're safe mama here look at the big of moon look at the bigger picture go down I collect a fart how many how many moons these are there in this in this game there's one onesie for Mario to wear many when the worms would walk onwards and upwards bigger weapons of evil are we gonna go to aunt oh let me go to [ __ ] New York what's that purple island purple topi well that's not new donks Chris you want to go down to skid row and hand out and sing with $5 belly full words in unison it's all I ever wanted this is a boring I thought the one through here there's this plastic sex toy boring [ __ ] happen I want to look at all oh my god oh my god they're gonna attack it in midair I remember that it was mine how come the Hat as always angry is like I like it I'm just curious that's so [ __ ] cool Ram him come on Julian what stop giving me that look I never said I like how Julian you're making no eye contact with it and looking at the screen and you're assuming he's making a face I was kidding look at the chisel go get the gray shadow oh you are the big man who stole my [ __ ] tomorrow had a [ __ ] cloud Kingdom Nimbus arena this is a boss fight yeesh why isn't linked in this game mm-hmm I love Bowser's outfit and I love how [ __ ] huge he is how'd he get so big he's been eating his greens did you know that was his new outfit that's gonna be in every game from this point I'd be fine whether I would be too it looks snazzy she's gonna shoot him I miss his old voice that's the Clery monster voice yeah she is so [ __ ] unbelievably hot are you talking about she's the hottest woman in the world even he didn't seem paulinho is she in this yeah thought you were just joking no I thought you were pulling my leg pulling your [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this thing I wish I could have a hat like that should I die well music [Music] you jump into it I am no the big oh my god holy smokes oh my god I'm being burned look at his little comb-over oh he's cute that I like that that's so funny God Jesus Christ - punched him into the spikes oh look at his hair what cuz hair is Mari look at his ear yeah he's very fashionable is so [ __ ] cool now how much you want to bet that on the Mario wiki those are called shadow hats get the me in this big [ __ ] your head look you better Jesus Christ you're gonna still run up to him minute there you go punch him in the crotch F this is so [ __ ] satisfying oh it's so good every single furry wants to [ __ ] Bowser I mean look at him he's a good-looking bi why doesn't he want to oh [ __ ] oh my god oh my god am i [ __ ] legend oh no it's so cool you almost flattened Peters yeah I'm so [ __ ] horny he likes getting beaten up I chipped my fedora to you Mario I still really really like the smoke effects in Marya as simple it is you know why that's what he sounds like now why because after Mario Kart 8 when he said the N word I'll decide to no 11 talk anymore why doesn't the why doesn't the Hat princess do anything also insert the clip of Bowser's don't it might get flagged you knew what he was doing where is the [ __ ] City this isn't the city I'm sick of this whoa whoa I like how it looks a lot though yeah I like this palm this is real let's see this is what I'm talking about this is good this is really good this is the kind of environment I want to have a Mario game oh my god I keep looking around this is all the rubbery plants this is really fun I want to chew on all everything here looks really chewy there's a buzzard okay well oh my god that's Mike my guy's dead now that's fine horrified my little man I don't know why I made him drink y'see drink look it looks like chocolate cake come on you [ __ ] fat plump [ __ ] there we go fat plum [ __ ] you're mine oh my god you've no hat I like this weird thing this beetle man yeah I like this environment a lot I don't know why I was upset about this one this one looks really cool like the sunset Mario you're gonna die what if you grunt wind on it do it do anything yeah it's gonna make them invert oh my [ __ ] god look at these guys they're very sad to be alive the color palette frightens me [ __ ] you he begged my [ __ ] dad no he's dead yeah he's dead can you take over those wigglers everything worked out yeah whatever had a look he said I sure hope it doesn't happen again so it's gonna happen it's gonna happen again look I'm a little man can you extend yourself out to one of those platforms oh that's so fun no yes no it's no be no b-boy I'm a filthy Mungo oh wait yeah you can and I'm a cute I'm a cute I am a yeah I'm a man yes let me up take him over Oh [ __ ] oh my god he just suicide bomb you turned me black oh my god [ __ ] don't do it again he can grab it he's evil I like his grabby hands okay I'm gonna practice this I'm not very good at it [ __ ] so much for practicing that whoa where did he go okay whoa it goes back that's pretty it's a training go away from me [ __ ] evil bastard Andre LA I like that they always pick a color for the moon's a compliment yeah the level good idea they've really they've really made something great Evan there's a Donkey Kong Country switch I easily beat this as it is [ __ ] come on there you go Oh buy a mood look it's toll lion moon oh look who it is Oh friend well useless fungal on I like him he looks like an old man he's wearing glasses let me into your crazy cat [ __ ] crazy cat [ __ ] night crime my cotton Oh your toads here okay gonna get one of these I still really want to be naked Maria you make me a girl for the ball you frighten the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of me you love me oh [Applause] why don't you kiss me where do we go purple look for a place that you wouldn't be able to yeah that's probably [Music] the tree top of the shop is a fun way though yeah but a pizza Jignesh oh it is an easy game called [ __ ] beat Mario he just dives right into the ocean there you go Christina Tendo just make a game about him I'm being serious if you could just glide around and a 3d platformer like that'd be fun it would be fun time to leave him on this island he's gonna start screaming about it ooh [ __ ] Jesus what he gets come on my flip my thing it broken I'm glad I killed that filthy lizard that filthy skank there's a moon in that cage no you're [ __ ] liar we're right there cage go over there over looks like from the top you have to pound on the other thing there's probably a door behind it Scooby controller never you're not my friend and don't even act like it you're [ __ ] awesome wait I'll go to you in a minute [Music] oh and play an old level sombrero that's so cool and there's the super mario world but those aren't 8-bit Springs that's [ __ ] cool how they integrated I get that moon no are those just the mario world sprites right there cuz they weren't in the original game yeah I'm guessing they suit the original game though yeah cuz they were really limited anyways you could make it work it's three colors you're dang straight was color is transparency we--the the hook it's sick of hat silly his name is Peter s what a [ __ ] prick little [ __ ] prick stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] is that chicken you [ __ ] [ __ ] oh are you gonna be naked to keep losing coins you why is he keeper ating his sister because she's a [ __ ] [ __ ] it's true she's a filthy you know you're not so much of a CIO I do say that cuz he's the devil Mario Mario that's the Odyssey theme song I'd be so happy if there was it's the worst leave me alone you scary bug yeah jump right in the fire we steal the money this man earned he just watches you silently as it happens Hey gave me a little thingy she'd been talking to more NPCs huh I guess they give you [ __ ] I think he does how do you get out of here now with this fellow oh yeah okay that's why they put him in there Oh got scared of him ODEs a [ __ ] loser I like controlling everything controls so fun these warnings are a good idea yeah they really are it's what I aim is need to do more they need to make fun toys for you to play with bring what are you a child yes if Mario turned into a rattle would you be happy or a big stupid pacifier it depends on if it says fun you're not going the wrong way and I have where's he supposed to go this is where he came in I know but I don't think there's any know there's still a moon symbol left your or oh wait is that it behind you where's my P yeah yeah oh yeah there you go okay where's that an actual moon that's not an actual moon yeah there's a moon symbol you still need to collect I think you can read that just pop out of him oh yeah you got to go back and find the lesson1 you might be right I don't think they would put it that far away no well I like the sound effect so we need to get in here uh no I think that's a different thing oh yeah it's a different thing you probably should get that one just don't forget to go back to the spot you were at before was there another one there go ground-pound on that yellow bit Yeah right there oh wait get him to grab your uh-huh ground pound you can blow those things up baby grabs your hat and he dies oh yeah that's a good point stand on top out just [ __ ] try it it's just for coins oh it's not some actual baby no no there's a hard for this bad oh [ __ ] oh not bad I love Mario Mario killed my son Mario Mario ha ha ha Mario Princess Peach oh my god oh my god what happened to him he got covered in Fievel yeah he got purple veins all over looked away this is a body horror game it should be wah ha whatever happened to body horror we were at a Halloween party yesterday and no one wanted to watch yeah and they were like let's watch the fly and everybody's all like I don't like body horror I [ __ ] loved the fly but you know that part and the fly reboots on the guy's hand you know the part of the fly when he he says to the camera body horror am i right he'd go back to the [ __ ] hat I want to go in the tree no I didn't get to explore this nice looking level at all yeah well you know why you mean to me what did I do you called me Sporto of stinko welcome stinko to our clan of slinkys why doesn't mario grab the wedges because this isn't The Legend of Zelda that is what are you okay dad you like struggling for words yes because that's what link always does in those games what's links best noise hey B fling new fling goes really good or what he's [ __ ] when he lands when he falls a great height and he lands on this yeah I do like that when he lands on his face he says he lands on his nose he says that his nose oh gosh yes he's up here right yep glide oh I assume even after Chris killed him hadn't pretty sure he does the bird does I don't think there's permanent death in this game oh no he'll arias permit it are you gonna fight you I feel like there was another place for you to fight such as stuff that we didn't do with them you [ __ ] Mario eat [ __ ] Mario looks like you can get up here really easily yes he just go up there hey friend don't worry I'll save you you're gonna jump at him it's gonna be risky but yeah see there you go you sexy little man he's my friend I pushed him right off oh he's right on top uh-huh he's coming with me I'd take him with you I want to save him from the tree no throw your big sombreros onto the globe okay you're safe oh you got all study from the smoke oh my god yeah doesn't look happy about it Wow yeah see it flickers a little bit what this little electric effects on it it's a turbulent noise okay this was called oh he fixed this oh [ __ ] oh wait for him to get inside Jesus just falls off wait here only [ __ ] why does the Hat need Mario he can fly raining and scary like that it's raining this look this looks really that looks beautiful oh my god whoa oh my god I really like the bosses in this game it's like Sonic Adventure people this is the beginning of sign could venture one it's just so [ __ ] cool Chris what would you do if it here in LA a [ __ ] flying ship came out on a rainy night and was sort of circling the city see this is the opening psych adventure he looks down like this he says oh yeah this is happening what is that expression that he's cold and wet and Julian answer your expression here's your ablutions para lips white she cartoony and the geyser yeah that's a good question look at the guys like my with my beautiful cartoon hentai babe talk to her stop it Julian answer your thing I'm jumping under the beautiful English I flew down into LA I would try to get a new Verret of town and what to just leave yeah does she now Remember Who I am what a [ __ ] is a Pauline yeah she doesn't remember me he's pretty [ __ ] hot well fine then I didn't need her anyways look at those lights in the building my god about it me hey remember that show no I'm good so the city outskirts there's lots of mess oh look there's mosquitoes away you I've never seen better rain effects in the game I think that's literally the best I've ever seen again place is [ __ ] filthy that's goombah now I can play as him now throw him off a cliff a Goomba ran out of him [Music] too I don't even know how to do my taxes he wouldn't why would he the one back there that that's one I knew it I knew there was a moon I just needed if he's going around the world he's avoiding his head just it's an elaborate tax evasion that's it yeah okay so people say these games are polished huh why can't I see a lady silhouette washing inside these windows what a [ __ ] people just oh there we go my body is ready I'm getting haunted by flies we'll put all these bugs here bugs are bugs where's Ward Ward ring him where his wart this place is awful I would never terrorize this city you just did it you're taking over the little hats telling me to go up the stairs to a lot of things Chris why though I killed the Goomba do you think any of the do you think any of the possible costumes you can get are is do you think you can get a tinfoil hat that would be really cool a little Alex Jones t-shirt putting chemicals in the water they turn the friggin frogs gay you look at the moon blah blah blah [ __ ] you why can't you possess the people's they're wearing hats you could knock off the hats I know but you can't knock off their establish that as a mechanic a [ __ ] them forever too tightly welded onto their skulls is it like they were born that's like home alone all the hats are glued on no it's already turn into skeleton cream that's actually their hair get out of here you bought fly you ever have a botfly Chris yeah I had one right on my finger you have to dig it out with a fork I had to get another bottle I to [ __ ] it out I remember when I found out about botflies and I think it was like my freshman year of high school they're [ __ ] scary it's [ __ ] terrified yeah I thought my cat had a botfly it presented is just his dick that he was looking really did you have a cat did that actually happen at that actually did oh wow oh nice save Chris that was scary thanks man he's [ __ ] yellow infected boom boole's oh why did boss wear put posters of himself everywhere wouldn't you do that wouldn't you if you look that good oh good oh my oh my god oh it had to save there a save I made a little safe file get there you go there you go the [ __ ] good don't worry I'm okay [ __ ] the [ __ ] pole that's one of my favorite ways to end a joke is to just say it's happening again any any time something weird your silly hat you'd knock the microphone you know what I miss Mario I miss those those boxes where if you run while it's on your head the egg mix coins I like those sounds like crazy boxes from 64 that gets run around everywhere and bounce around and they explode those are weird propaganda you're rewarded for taking it down you're defeating the system I like that and this game coins actually matter Mars really Mars Mars really needs a sequel why do we keep talking about Mars I don't know it's [ __ ] weird and bizarre let's talk about something that we haven't talked about before okay look what the [ __ ] I found it's a big thing well we haven't haven't talked about that before a big thingy yeah look at this guy what are you supposed to do with it that thing is big and scary he's smart what's gonna happen you guys there's a pee on the face look do we get to see Mario's little skeleton again did they do a new model what have you seen it whoa oh okay well whoa bye Mary huh me ha ha ha ha Jesus Christ no no fall did you like in Sponge Bob when he landed on his legs and the bones from his legs go through his head yeah oops oops okay oopsies sorry I'm getting used to this pro controller okay we go ahead oh Jesus get the shot out there there he goes go to [ __ ] hell you filthy creature capi said it was perfect yeah he's very encouraging who was this creature of the night sent the Peter it's a good name say you know I wouldn't doubt it those his actual name that's an all right one we're both flipsie Dipsy crawls oh that would be more of a Mario named crawls oh yeah yeah it sounds like a thing so it's uh Peters more of a good name you know I'm so sick of gay guys named Peter it really pisses me off oh my god go stop leave me be oh it healed me it's a goose step ya Gustav this is really nice stuff megusta hey stay still for just a moment allow me to end your life does it amuse you that everything amuses me I was going to say if that saying megusta just makes me think about the Powerpuff Girls now what why but I don't because they did that in the new power pub they didn't I yes they did oh you need to wait through their own mean fate yep they drew their own me they don't look like the actual mean and also there's no real context bubbles as mad about something and then just says no no me gusta is really silly and then no one laughs and she says get get it I'd laugh anyway it's my point being you don't think anybody else is gonna have that Association I think I kind of do now cuz I do think about it if someone brings you think about me I think about it every night I can't sleep I'll stay still you [ __ ] yeah you got it oh are you [ __ ] did you do a good what would you do if you looked outside of your apartment window and this was happening on the building across the street I had a step into the closest room away from it I hope I got the multi moon you don't know that Mario hates more diamonds Massa moon look he's like oh I hate that I go home oh he's slippery he looks so much better as a ghost Cappy yeah why is mario made of plastic now I don't know why is Kathy called Cappy if he's a hat this is a capybara yeah do they have to call neuro all of those ghosts called Cappy only some lady named like lids you can't call everyone a hat related joke are like brim hilda broom-hilda guard for the city yeah okay you can call it that if you want but people still got [ __ ] terrorized hey look it's Paulita why did she name the city after the monkey that kidnapped her oh maybe she respects him maybe she knows that he's changed his ways and she likes him now that's fair what the [ __ ] is this so there one of these that they're dating yeah would you not date Donkey Kong sure probably who is this deformed man would you stick your weenie in his eye hole like right in between yeah I mean that's what it is it's like a little thing it's just one eye socket oh and some of the rest too is some of the renders there's hair in there that's true in Mario's eye hole no and on the [ __ ] is this look I got a star I got a moon look I got a son oh [ __ ] oh I don't know you do that okay let's run around this is the best level to do that right there [ __ ] I am a [ __ ] trash oh my god okay so you can control a [ __ ] manhole cover but not a person yeah now I'm down in the [ __ ] you [ __ ] died don't cuz this isn't a sewer you slap it it's the funnest [ __ ] to do in this game make it a mess but look I found oh my gosh I found a thing oh this is fun go to hell [ __ ] kick their head off Oh oh my gosh this is like a puzzle like potholes smokers [ __ ] am I supposed to get out of here got stuck and died in the toy room why is this under the city I assumed yeah it's in space - it isn't space - space 2.0 to be precise because Pauline was ashamed of her child so she buried him underground are you excited about Space Jam - Chris is that real that is real while it's there probably not gonna do it that's true remember they're gonna do a Johnny Bravo movie and then never happened long ago sometimes they say they don't remember it's not like they promised it and then took that away it's just like they were probably just like hey we're thinking about doing this and then all the play I remember though doing it they're [ __ ] doing it I remember as a little boy the concept of that was a mysterious to me I would see a game in a magazine and would never come out and wonder what ever happened to it why why it got canceled I didn't think anything ever got canceled I thought it was like a you'd think you thought like it came out and you just never got to Saturday it's like a false memory or something because I remember there's probably some of those - there was like a Kirby jr. game I forget the name of it was might have just been Kirby jr. but it was gonna be a Super Nintendo game I remember seeing that Nintendo Power and that issue of a gun thrown out like a month after I got it I thought it was just a memory that I came up with and it wasn't real but it was yet a little Dingley on his head New York City is real how we exist we are not figment of your imagination let me play the [ __ ] drums you [ __ ] ingrate okay he doesn't actually exist he's doing pretty good make a gif of this and use it as your is your app it's book speed it up like oh [ __ ] what why'd he have that I the musicians give you stars that's a mole moons why is it brown oh my god it symbolizes Mario speech so I don't leave Chris never never again don't worry Julian you get you come back there four times she's trapped in the Red Room we'll be back you think that's the Red Room there were the Black Lodge go through the zapper look it's a football as in literally [ __ ] the football yeah I've been [ __ ] footballs ever since I got this guitar that's a bass sorry look see now he makes you go back it's really fun okay I'm Omar you I don't know why it brings you back here every time Julie what did you want to see in here oh I just thought that there would be like missions or something in here you're a fool you don't get it only others like it you do you something happens when you get like do you assemble the whole band or something like that yeah you have to get two more now then they'll play the big fun fun did you know people dumped with the models of the humans from this game and they're just the models from Sonic oh six I mean it looks like it that was a joke everybody ucomfy and they're all angry that I said that why is he asking you that you comfy in that outfit is he gonna take it for me haha be a shame if something happened to it this is gang violence Zach this is tiny man do so much cuz he's built like a [ __ ] tank hey he's really thick [Music] there's a heli peed I appreciate that they bounce around there's a guy over there go go go oh my god Oh he heard himself well at least he's okay I'll get these and I'll do that again want you to explore this big beautiful world get up there you [ __ ] idiot but you see there are cities outside this one in fact the whole world is a city look at all those buildings that's a good backdrop so high this is scary okay I'm going to that Jasmine I don't like no you got a rolloff from here oh do I yeah because you're gonna be standing on top of it oh do old huh you ready use your serape I can flip forward to float there we go I still have somebody in those in comments tell me that's not a serape oh the [ __ ] are you doing up here mister what is he doing I am the trumpet man of the roof and I've been stuck here for four millennia you're a [ __ ] life that's not possible you're only 40 years old oh I would love Mario be so concerned we need a guitarist we know where he is right in the Couture whole the bottom of the ocean oh you can't sleep why it's rude I don't like death oops Chris were you scared about the concept of death as a child yeah I think we all were a nerd yeah this is a spooky visual it is this is where is going on here I like it where they like Highfill okay there's a there's a backdrop I like and guilty here a lot there's all these weird people wearing boxes on their heads so let me shoes and they all go through AB it's a really creepy room I think there's a lot this is fun okay now Walt kick up well I think it's too big you can't just go like there you go I found a team Oh Motors there's a moon they're trying to get away from you now give it to me don't forget the people's the point Bulls yeah weird day yet uh it looks like if you jump off the thing they're in heaven I thought I saw some opal coins but I guess not Gillian you were [ __ ] line the whole time quit attacking these people I am the father of all lies leaving this hell you know this game was made by fool I heard oh look a friend of the rocket I'm a Rocket Man oh my god I was hoping they're just blows yeah that's what I was expecting no your little rocket man it's a reference to Mario tool excute this is where I do all my training what does that mean what does he do he flips around and then he goes to work you I'm the roof ring jumper I'm sorry Julian you're scary that was my little cousin used to say when he was like three years old he would cry to his mama here we go I'm secure that's witches night out is that the kids are just it's kind of a depressing one isn't it they're crying for like half of that thing everyone's really unhappy for most of it oh look at that finally a good game what would you do Chris if he just lifts it off I'd love that and it gave you a game over don't be stupid what do you think is inside this building Chris do you think it's an office building this is where they make Mario oh you Katie push beetles Falls is a Nintendo of America headquarters this is a Nintendo of China as Reggie fils-aime it's piece of me is he in this building I think so well what would Reggie say if he saw Mario in real life my body my body's ready ha ha Mario hey did you ever hear that one Mario ha ha ha - shut up get away from my buck Mario my body you are not the phase Rhett whoa he probably has a new catchphrase by now yeah he says I feel like our purple Pikmin and everyone that probably was the Figge said Chris climb that tree I will I'll achieve core whoa okay they got these these little men over here that one that one failed to catch on all because it didn't mean anything going down pipes is even fun there is a wad of holding the banana I like that one he says is it difficult for him it's evil this is very hard for me III came - yeah how would you feel if that happened at e3 is that he just brought up bananas and said that but they killed his sister and this banana killed me how did it happen it doesn't explain just walks off stage I wouldn't know to be accepting questions about the banana I made him sound I like that - thanks he comes on just as that just sets it up to be deliberately obtuse yeah what that banana thing is we did it [Music] [Laughter] I don't like those Brown moons around this to me it's just a [ __ ] it looks like a cough drop oh shut up you [ __ ] very long they kill everyone hey there play Mario yeah go I this is a very strange scene leave them alone look I'm dancing that's where your hat you can do that oh you look mildly annoying I want to go down the poop hole you gotta control it I guess yeah the way is a pigeon you can't pigeons don't have hats have brains either neither do tanks paints and taint all and have hats either study phone oh my god I like the Oh No oh my god what a waste whatever someone bought it i don't care i don't have repercussions on mario what are hurting her back I'm smacking her on the booty you are mine to own as an object Chris that's workplace harassment no it's outside shoot she works on the sidewalk oh my god what are they looking at a toaster they're looking at an article on those big blocks I want to break it Chris whoa whoa jeez what would you do if you're having a conversation with with somebody and then this tiny fat man ran out and stomped on your table and ran away I'd be really pissed off it probably is a very comedic situation push him I just push him over hope lead fall this truly is an epic win oh my god you guys that worked you can make some distance you land on that I thought it thought it looked like a burger oh wow this is hell there you go that's how you do what now what why oh I was supposed to do that when I was getting the musician there's coins Mario Mario oops Mario is fun like Muriel Muriel [ __ ] you there we go I hate you I am a real thing with emotions and you're mean to me oh it died did it yeah oh sorry we did know that I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend him Pauline dies at the end of this game No yeah use kick up there [ __ ] are you calling me a liar yes oh I ain't calling you for dinner I found a secret whoa I am in front of the thing yeah how strange Wow have a girder sandwich oh we only need one more moon lesson the joke is that Mario pulls his pants down I love that hey I was just enjoying watching that pylon slowly fall into the abyss does this have a beacon on it because it's the last one maybe whoa how'd you do that stop ignoring me where are you a manhole nope I was a manhole no I leave you in shock no you were the manhole cover that's the manhole oh I was the manhole that would be a whole different story what is this hole is the manhole what is this holes the purple hole the men are being killed by Petey's why are they here is that the [ __ ] rats leave well look at that graffiti plays a rat oh my god it's dead the dead rat oh this is a fun time Wow Oh Mike our you ready are you ready you ready no it's too scary leave me oh [ __ ] I like this [ __ ] no he uses your hat for God he could do that are you finally starting to see what it's all about you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn a man inside out [Laughter] understand before I go oh my gosh I love killing flies I love getting hurt I love enabling myself oh what's this I beat the game really see oh my god Wow what is it okay there he goes good job they're all there she is who shrunk her was she bringing this in the sea where she's really weird she's so a new dog lesson huh business [ __ ] oh it's a good question what is it allow me to [ __ ] it infiltrate allow me to end your life it is why oh you [ __ ] big plant you big plant we got them you're just a big plant aren't you yes no no I would show you my ways I'm a human being with feelings Oh all the brown has been collected look at the low framerate man you jump in joy yeah they are at low framerate that's really weird Mario is disgusted by it all right now pump this poisonous goop all over the city I want those two guys just get incinerated oh wow well girls moons oh my god are they sacrificing all my moves he's been evil this whole times you've wanted the moves she's over kick off the festival she built the Death Egg who want to participate in the festival hey soon I guess so was she talking about going up your alley Wow huh this is a strange thing to see Wow ain't she just cute as a button Barry keep using her effortless game that'd be nice he's the best one she's the best one this is the song remember remember the song is very very good this is a this is a hoot isn't it where's dainty King he's been but isn't he get to participate he was also gonna say if you listen to the song by itself it's mixed very very well it sounds fantastic it's a very good song you think maybe Nintendo has their [ __ ] together finally oh it's been a pretty good year for them what else did they do it hits out the breath of the wind everything is just a little [ __ ] get to play donkey God I just saw Donkey Kong every guy was to see you get to do it after all I cannot the bolita seem so is the real Donkey Kong imprisoned as a native he's been stuck in this world this formed give me a coin is this just the best level on the game cuz it really seems that way yeah no I think so I was this was the one I was most excited to play oh [ __ ] Sorry playing this one of analog stick is weird I don't think it lets you use the d-pad at all be nice to use it here now you can't Oh donkey there is kill them dead [ __ ] you [ __ ] little bastard this is new donk city I did it everyone loves me his reign of terror is over yeah yeah look at him go let me get it Oh this is a very pretty looking ring now yeah it is gonna [ __ ] write home about it huh huh no I don't like this game now you were mean to me oh shut up Mario I'm sick of your [ __ ] so [ __ ] done with him let's go to [ __ ] Hong Kong you know what I'd be suspicious of someone who's always happy all the time does mario ever cry yeah you wish because I mean what do you mean you wish it's silly oh that's the joke well will that bring it to light will Mario cry look where we're going you guys I'm gonna go to the snow Kingdom or the seaside King No okay an excellent idea off we go do a 9/11 joke so so is the sale gonna become completely spherical by the end of the game yeah it's gonna be a balloon yes so make sense it's teaching me how to wall show how to waltz rule nation be on your best behavior watch your wallet dad this is the snow Kingdom ship area oh my foots numb no I'm sorry Chris this is hell the cake the cake is a lie oh look at snow what if Reggie fils-aime came on stages the cake is alive my body's ready what die you [ __ ] idiot just leave it with the snow do you think there's gonna be a guy in the world who leaves Mario in this level just to shiver well he jerks off probably everyone was commenting the spring mario render that they did like the concept art of it which one the one where he's all wrapped up in the spring and he's making like a horrified face by oh yeah that would be that it looks like it's fetish material I like this I like the weird snow physics they got how do they do that dingdong is it farming EQ skidder filthy [ __ ] idiots Chris what [ __ ] morons look at the state of him he's Bomberman state of it look at the state of it we can go in here take the picture is that Poochie that's Buchi that was a lil Yoshi's Island stage where what do you tell you Matt that a really fun Island area because poochie's there oh I didn't see no Poochie well they just showed on the little things like poopies there I am a snowball those sweaters of cozy are they watching the TV yeah I'm watching the big game huh there's a pirate ship kicking a soccer ball around is that why they're all fat dudes they'll sit around and watch the game they're all watching sports I would never fail Chris not being a goombario I'm sorry can you not take over the spy nice I don't know you're Santa Claus oh they got little butt holes on their face Julian would you [ __ ] that oh sure good then he blows in your urethra no don't oh you [ __ ] you [ __ ] your uh your uh and then [ __ ] your ear jerk go away and I kill you or can you only sit in place oh no you push the ball I did it did you see how good I did daddy they program this they wanted these things to die to make the moon appear see now that's the color of a moon I like re re o is Mario oh yes mark your parents if you're considering this game jump off a roof in front of your child keep in mind that on th it does encourage you to murder a bunch of tiny little turtles tiny little turtles do you like these guys I kind of do they're okay I like him pretty good it'll look real cozy can he play as one that can you take him up milk poor sick [ __ ] everything over [ __ ] and just watch okay step in the snow Chris it's like he's eating it oh yeah oh boy go oh it's too much cold wind in this land I like this place is they got they got a little let me get that thing you [ __ ] up to it no okay I got a do his side there you go yeah that was a little a little bit of a doozy Oh leaves us no man's sky yeah it's no man's ice that game it deserves a second chance top ten underrated game of the year you want to get better please no good go back to playing no man's sky Chris um they updated it a lot updated okay go back to our old arteries I missed no man's sky it was a it was a hoot also it's these [ __ ] losers oh yay please be the tall one yeah we've gone through all of them haven't we yeah you got to go through them all twice I'm fine with that it's all one's the best one yeah he's Judy he's a goofball I like him look he's an idiot though he doesn't learn he never learns idiot oh [ __ ] is that what he says hey [ __ ] this whoa so who are these guys I have no idea apparently they work for Bowser did you read this these guys are is uh there is nurse friends these are the beneath those the bunny the loco bonitos Chris see if you got all the moons in the game and you went back to fight the final Bowser but instead he was a place for the local bandido he said it was me all along that would be like whoa dude Maya's a must have got paid so much he has that mean face on the angry eyes on the sharp teeth you go it's splatters diarrhea over Mario these are funny we're doing good see see there's no place good to me but that would make more sense celebrate snowflake day no way Jake I'd be the I unlocked the [ __ ] mode yeah how do you place [ __ ] mode Chris you keep tapping a and he drops Union antenna I don't want to watch Mario take a [ __ ] why not be gross it would be more realistic you go Mario drop little rabbit shits as you ran that seems likely to me because he's subhuman yeah what the [ __ ] he just eats little pellets final fantasy did it this game is a ripoff what [ __ ] moving yeah Oh see I knew you could jump on top of other goombazz Mumbai off as they say who say Mario by ah my lord whoa look at me go I'm gonna hit the Goomba switch I am but the sweet little Goomba oh you need four goombas to pass okay because okay your pants don't tell anybody about this I'll be on a secret ice dodging goombas a cliff you don't think you needed them still probably whatever I'm not gonna run all this way with a bunch of goons there in the afterlife now yeah together it's not my fault they're [ __ ] mean they're clearly mean right yeah they're not just like range you got those little angry yet they're not defending themselves or anything they're just coming at you all the time it's true so they can suck my Mario dick I'm probably not nice what if they do just want to be friends and they just happen to hurt you when you touch them they just have resting [ __ ] yeah yeah I get it I am but the funny little Goomba where's the other Goomba is there another Goomba why what are they doing downstairs they're killing for fun yay look at that neither a secret why can't Mario haven't God because it does not the one who kill for sport how many how many games did we see when we were looking for fan games that were just Mario has a gun we should play all of them the Mario gun collection we should play pokemon ninth edition do you know that is cruel it's just pokemon red but if you press the button a knife appears in front of you you kill any NPC in the game really really yeah I want to get these how do I get these you were supposed to have all the goombas oh that's a good idea okay I [ __ ] up can you really kill any NPC well they disappear if you stab them the this is a gory can you see their eyes no they just disappear that's it and it's a like moral wind if you kill them they're gone forever stuck I can do the Grand Prix this is Grand Prix this like Pringles white want some Pringles who is that have to do it I want proof so we went to the Grand Prix so everyone who said were you talking about where's the Grand Prix go I came here I'll say the Grand Prix angle you think the Grand Prince the god of like it society can answer any question good boy is that a trait of Pringles no prickle man's wise my speed cuz eat of London look at this cozy little area it does look very cozy it does oh he's naked he's probably freezing I don't know he's put Liddy blubbery oh why they wear their little jackets then no no what does he say he doesn't want to race but [ __ ] him oh my god okay well there you go I guess you do get to take him over we're gonna go he's a [ __ ] idiot mmm are they also piss because they hate each other yeah this is how they assert dominance I believe in you Mario whoa whoa oh my god this is a fun old time oh [ __ ] you're winning oh yeah you win now it's over oh this is fun so they just bounce like balls huh yeah probably not fun to be them it's fun to be them you'd be spinning out of control yeah be fun Mario is probably sick right now oh there we go also though they don't really look squishy when they're doing this bounce looks like it's painful it is painful but they like it yeah they're all enjoy the pain they're all masochists Mario doesn't enjoy the pain though so he's not used to those have you guys ever enjoyed pain when like when my cuticles are getting all frayed and I have to pick stuff off you enjoy that do a mild degree there drinking your teeth out one by one yeah that can be fun's pretty good I yanked my feet out how that go I cannot see there's very dumb that was surprised is a multi moon here you go you fat [ __ ] thank you crying king of the fat retards my head is not connected through my body yeah look it's amoebas the sun's out but it's cool that it's dark and I can either find a plant to put in this pooper are we down there I come down here I found a thingy take it I need to go back to whence I came leave me alone you [ __ ] [ __ ] where do I go I am but the feeble man I don't know how to get back up there you got a plant the seeds of these yeah I know that give me a thing I'm trying to find how to get back up [ __ ] this okay oh Jesus oh that's the end of that give me a break man jig I allowed to be in the water you [ __ ] little idiot you [ __ ] bastard ah jump-offs to pie-yah hie-yah we your hoy yeah we look it's a booby again come here to blue pee you ever watch blue pees buddies oh you know I did oh you can shake it to attack that's fun I love shaking this [ __ ] controller it's the funnest thing the best is when the switch as the joy comes attached and you're playing it out in public and you just shake it and then the joy kaan feels flimsy and you feel like you're breaking your own and then you fought hard for system and it breaks yeah so you know how you know how old does it happen Nintendo front like like for example how StreetPass little pinkies is designed that way baby one you can't because they expect like lots of people to you know live in close proximity with each other yeah cuz Japan wouldn't that also mean that like for all the games that need you to shake or yell into the microphone or whatever yes that that would just be even more common so you'd just be sitting on yeah yeah you you go sitting on the train and somebody across with me we run across in crowded subway in Japan and screaming in unison and they [ __ ] and they're shaking their fists around because they're playing a game you need to make a triangle I wonder did that do it you've just made a training where you need it ad whoa thank you yellow deformed ape deform oh he's cool he's not that cool he is a drupe he is drooping in all the right areas and what do you think koopa poop is like are you asking Orin cuz we already talked about uh Mario's poop what color do you think strikes blood is brown green thick I always figured it was kind of like Stadium mustard that would work too Brown would make sense to though I really want to know how to bring this back up seems like gonna be over there but I don't know how to get back up there oh yeah okay you know you it looks like you take this thing out yeah Mario you thought you [ __ ] poor you throw it no no plant it don't go oh okay plant it yeah there he goes and the way I go he's gonna stop being able to breathe just [ __ ] pushes him out into space what is this good lord this is a trick this is heaven there's some gold rings gold meringues I love golden meringues clean get a quick Drive oh I did weren't you even paying attention oh geez I was a fool oh [ __ ] there you go however how are all our friends reviewers doing just where you're supposed to go down he goes yeah II see see though I was watching I told you I told you now what orders this there's a sticker there a sticker star you gotta get like a few more stickers but I think collecting stickers is boring so [ __ ] that control that man oh my god okay what now I will kill told to come back to this wasteland you you became a [ __ ] loser oh there's a chest up there do a little bad yeah let's leave this horror gonzo I never want to return there's your noises for the episode I hope you enjoyed it's going too fast it's crash Chris yeah if you're ever in a plane that's going into a nosedive is that how you're actually going to this level has a big octopus and his hat is off where is he there he is there he is there he is there he is haha look at him look at him he's cute what's he drinking pepto-bismol dingdong would you be DTF what look speaking of the French you made her sad you could hear you see Bowser walked here and then he walked here this is a good level this level is a good level you know you know what's good about it's got the ocean it's God let's get the parrot the parrot I do like beaches me too it's got a barrel I didn't get to go to the beach this year why not cuz nobody would go with me I'll go with you I guess we could go what the [ __ ] is this talk to the dinosaur I would enjoy the oh good although nice stormy overcast Beach welcome aboard yeah oh my god yes oh my god let's play so well now Aiden not in Dark City we didn't in the we didn't see a shop in either of them so well we can go back to it you did it welcome aboard let's buy the fedora fedoras are awesome would you say they're fedorable yeah I want to buy the suit suits pool that's an odd outfit to sell at the beach you said we can wear this oh yes yes yes disgusting smut we did it I'll never return to you and now the video gets flagged [ __ ] filth since ride his [ __ ] thank you he's wearing it Fedora is he getting sunburned that would be good if he was just slowly getting redder I would love that look he's having a good time with his fedora did you ever know there's a there's an Easter I give you back the snow level when those guys blow on you he pitches the little tent oh god I wish you cover up Susan isn't it you [ __ ] oh boy it did it lets me be a rocket just for a moment see they're trying to develop the Mario character more you get to understand all those weird sexual desires to years old my mustache is no longer you may think I'm Italian but I am NOT is the Italian stallion waiting in the cloud see I missed one yeah yeah what here yeah I see what if it was Tarzan but with Mario oh I see oh I see Mario oh I see see I did it why is Pauline so me because she [ __ ] slaps Mario on his belly like a bowl full of jelly ball full of jelly yeah whoo whoo Mario get the black-faced yet the game he's not very respectful is he he doesn't respect other cultures at all he's trying to fit in he keeps cultural appropriating things why does this guy have a grid over it because it's the grid that's told the boy you know that kid you could truly okay this was Mario nummy I don't remember him doing that what is Charles Martinez normal voice am like I've never looked it up um he's just like oh are you [ __ ] goombah look at these guys ah coolio oh whoa that's really fun it is ho there's a fuzes I love them it's a fun old time don't you know but if you shake it you break it [Music] can I say I just don't understand that with the motion controls hmm why are they something parents just don't understand cuz you don't need to use them at all but they want to lure people into using it I don't really get it yeah it sucks this is waggle why'd you do that how we meet Christ oh oh my god god no he's mad why did you hurt him because Mario kill those who's he fears who's he uh he destroys those different from him yeah like a true human jump in the jet Chris the Jets yeah don't you know what happens if you jump in the jet Julian no [ __ ] so how are you supposed to get over there um you don't need to you need to just keep shooting stuff at him oh don't you get wanted to meet him in person you will later wolf do you get the hang out yeah you're covered in sand I take him to a sushi bar he won't like that why this [ __ ] snail I like the puss would eat sushi no is it gonna vibrate it's making me feel the ground rules I did a rumble on the seaside floor Nintendo should add a level war Mario is me mad Nintendo should either never wear me is me Oh what do you think this it's the secret cave oh my god where'd it go go home it's all gone no get up there cried at least you made it to the secret cave oh my gosh Betsy did it it was I supposed to do it that way I mean you didn't tell did it so who cares I don't know how I'm gonna get that one you [ __ ] oh you have to be an octopus oh no and you got a lot away I rode the jet stream what jets Oh legal Mario that name doesn't make any sense to me what jets I don't think I did that the right way yeah he was supposed to be an octave that's completely fine oops keep you keep let's make a new joke okay it's called the the flam the flam the wandering flam burs yeah there you go guys we're selling a t-shirt now called the flam boring flounders what I know you guys have really enjoyed that joke now you get to get to wear it on your chest the Flom boring flounder chest shirt make boys stare at your boobies I can't tell what your shirt is do you guys think I'm rude yeah you're snood you remember snood who's snood it was a game really is a ripoff of puzzle bobble what the [ __ ] are you talking about okay no she doesn't like God she doesn't want to [ __ ] me she has to [ __ ] goombah this is weird yes she's proud of me there was no do you think the moon is still there I hope so it better [ __ ] be I bet it's not dear Jesus why have you forsaken me I pray to you every minute dear Lord in heaven give me everything what if that's the only prayer he'll answer and he just has an answer because no one's a power that's a good thing we haven't asked for it give me turtle powers Jesus [ __ ] make me glow in the dark give me super-sticky vision was that the POW is this division is sticky or it or it makes things they don't know here's I like the preview balls are really sticky they're already sticky or even stickier give me that [ __ ] star she shoot the heart out the first for a killer jump on her I don't think I can look at your naked man away I like him I like them a lot yeah they're fun you go underwater it's a fun I know I don't think though you can you can go directly upwards or go off to the side this is just the flood pretty much it's the flood monster that's limitless right no it's not oh you get see yeah he runs out no no no oh oh oh it's not a reflection it's actual water that's me ooh so there was there's a layer of lava over it mm-hmm that's cousin Nintendo is innovating stupid you could work like that and realize it does when my granddaddy fell in the lava there was no water beneath when did that happen what I pushed him in you heard about that guy who was out taking pictures with his wife at hot spring place and then he just fell into a bunch of lava and died it was the guy doing the videos where he jumps in the mud but he jumped in lava by accident leave this poor old man alone he made the same sound though no he didn't purples oh my god ice cream ice freely he fell down and he bumped his noggin he fell down he broke his crown and Jane came brumbley after rumbling yeah he's a bumble fly or does a sphinx stand there don't we get a blooper it's rather deep she keep saying blooper yeah cheep-cheep I'm sorry who's a she go somewhere go elsewhere what [ __ ] isn't like talking to the blue people I say answer my riddle gypsy name its boo boo yes Jesus guest down I go go for Dora yeah and then naked Mario around all alone but did it do you think I'm cool yet you know Oh cuz you're wearing you got a pocket protector you got big black suspenders I've got big brogue your ear your pants are too high up you got a big buck teeth yeah and and a really big [ __ ] yeah and nerds always have really big [ __ ] yeah especially everybody I'm doing it fourth wall break break it cracks you have a big [ __ ] viewer what if 100% of her female viewers had no klitz oh that would be unfortunate cuz they're all from a different land the land of no clivia I got a moon she-she-she short shoosh okay great look at Mario he's seven strip go but he'll this is the last one guys before we all dies dies ding-dong yeah are you tired yeah do you want to sleep you want to sleep freely you want to sleep forever IP freely you remember those the first Moe phone call he says lesson you if I find out who you are I'm not gonna like you and he says I don't I don't I'm very sorry I don't want that consequence I apologize okay it was a funny joke do it again these don't get those purple purple purple down oh my god am i blind he said my name is Bartholomew Simpson what's his middle name is there an episode of The Simpsons where homers like might be the Namie yay and then it turns out it's literally just the word J is a a y-you see that is the joke of the episode you discovered your birthright to godhood whose IP freely wait a second you can see his [ __ ] salami nips I really hate when people describe nipples as pepperonis mm-hmm it's really gross to me what are you talking about like pepperonis yep I don't want it to be growing on a human body why this is gross leave this poor thing alone was he actually doing anything no he was drinking was it he wanted the water why did you do this to him because he's his meanness now he's down there he'll say hi oh look it's a blue P Julie now you've got me saying it I'm sorry I've misinformed a generation of children sure have more games need big open areas like this to mess around in no they don't oh right okay where's those [ __ ] squigglies with li Diddley don't say that it's literally Delhi the worst hanna-barbera character there's like a library of 500 characters they give by worse why don't you like squiddly diddly I don't like his face it's ugly he's also a squib yeah that's true what is it with people naming octopus characters after squids stir all the same they're not I'm pooping on him oh and he died leave him alone where's he going he's being you didn't nothing he's terrorizing people no he isn't he's just swimming around look he's running from you he should be I'm not taking a [ __ ] like Starship Troopers he's scared scared there we go Oh No come back is what happens when you're bald people poop on you they poop with such force that it damages your skull this is a fun little mechanic yeah this is a fun I like this I like this fight stay no well I didn't that work okay he's a goober they can bounce off him that's cool he looks very bouncy me to leave him alone why do you like him so much he's friends with my neighbor look at his big sore head put a bandaid on him no oh murdered you gave him all knowledge of the universe as head exploded what did he learn that you're the center of it all huh where is the center of it all so are moons and stars and stuff conscious because they have little eyes I think so what do they think you think that everything sucks nothing is good just like me that's what you think huh that's all Julian you go to redlund you're gonna love this place oh you remembered that I like food Lance yes and this is a good food land it looks like bubsy 3d this look Julian should I still have him wear his [ __ ] nipple outfit yes yes please is that what the bunnies are called the brutal yeah they're too brutal you got a problem with that this is the weird name for bunnies look Jules oh my gosh no you are this minute are you not impressed what I think is so hot because all this pink stuff is boiling you're right do you know what it is a strawberry jam the game says it's magma but that's stupid maybe you could say it's like taffy or something it looks really good yeah have you ever plunged your hand into a pot of boiling sugar Chris wouldn't that destroy my hand forever yes it's the worst thing you can do because even though it's hot it'll stick to your skin so to keep burning oh my god it's scary well that sounds awful yeah thanks for putting that awful image in my head it's very scary I've always said that like it's not that hard to to put interesting themes over established tropes like what because this is the volcano level but instead of it being rocks and lava they made it out of hot food you just mix two things together now fight Bowser bunny let's check black bunny it's too [ __ ] easy though look at this [ __ ] you like his mullet yeah I do actually I like all those designs yeah these bunny people are fun Julie and I'm afraid that when we get to the top of the mountain you're not gonna like what you see is there like a giant vagina it's too frightening to say go to bed why is your sleep who says you I said I looked over your sleep oh look at these people wonder why it's all like go get a pierogi why is it all like angular oh it's not a quality I would normally associate with food the same cuz it's supposed to be like candy oh is it supposed to be like rocks I yeah it's just feel like rocks it's supposed to be like this is the environment here and also conveniently happens to be food too I don't want to eat any of this [ __ ] and let's you slippery kick those cans and do it oh it's so [ __ ] fun Oh God oh where you going from here look at this jump into it yeah gem of the soup Mamma Mia this is going to hurt oh I didn't think it would what did you expect it's [ __ ] boiling soup so the [ __ ] was that talk to the low man oh I think if you kicked stuff into the zoo you find any turnips he wants a turnip not this [ __ ] also we can get a new outfit now got it thanks pal he doesn't know you what's his passive-aggressive problem okay guys where do we go Oh Mario is such an obnoxious [ __ ] I'm this guy now look at him mighty swim in an ice cream do you think this is ice cream looks like it's not okay what is it boiling magma was it painful it's pepto-bismol it does look like it's pepto-bismol what's the difference between pepto-bismol episode Bismol episode abysmal doesn't even work Bismol doesn't always work to come him look at this [ __ ] whoa do you like it this is a frying brother yeah you like that that's pretty cool Let Me In oh I like that they're all dizzy when you jump out of their [ __ ] brain I want to be like you come on I need to make stairs if you do your stupid oh you'd never really did it yay [Music] yeah see there cheese rot Julian how much do you hate babe pig in the city I like that movie okay I like it if excavated search [ __ ] good bye bye big Mario sit in the salt till you wake up get one final message to your all your many fans back to Super Mario discovers his urethra the Wii Fit it's not what this is okay I I'm sorry everybody last time we recorded was that like what 4:00 a.m. or something and I fell asleep during a hit and we were sleepy welcome back to jumpy jump Oh we're here with jumpy and the Jumbos there he is there's a cheese walls we will gently know first what's your favorite kind of cheese pomegranate that's my cheese pomegranate I used to like brie and I made I made myself sick with it because now you like pre I saw I saw you can make cream cheese smegma freeze all right No okay go back to tell you about cheese I saw a city about I saw recipe of that you can make a grilled cheese sandwich with brie and pear slices and I was an idiot and I used garlic sourdough and I made myself sick in grade school they said if you put a Twinkie on pizza lunchable you always will vomit under the cheese rocks as an aura of mystery I'm sorry for this mega joke it wasn't a joke I promised never to smack again what the [ __ ] is this a game what the hell is this game doing being fun look there's a board what's it like then there's the weird [ __ ] bird with the pot of boiling [ __ ] this game looks too much like bubsy 3d for the Nintendo Wii and these guys die very horrifying because I bubble and melt yeah I would hate to be them they're not so don't worry about it look you can jump on their filthy heads you shouldn't have any empathy for your fellow tomato man homido woo how come these frying pans break so easily because he throws them so hard I made a clay have you ever [ __ ] used a frying pan before they're hard to [ __ ] have you ever been a Koopa before apparently it's very exciting because he won't calm the [ __ ] down yeah it's really pissing me off what the hell there he goes he's dead what do you think the afterlife is he ground pound on those melons right yeah I wasn't trying to rhyme on purpose and the look at this Julian oh my god what's gonna happen oh my god this is disgusting Oh is he a meat you know I'm a big meat oh my god I don't know I'm getting salty on the underside that's very strange oh the bird wants it no I would hate to be sentient meat oh he goes I like this bird unlike his bark he's a big nut so you can't like this bird I like this part why would you want to eat rocky meat because it was on salt this was on sale Oh No good thing you got out I'm inside of a boiling stew this looks really tasty I'm kind of regretting not going with you guys to eat beforehand you'd break your teeth on all of it look Julie I was aboard you did it make it Mario thank-you hat ghost it's weird seeing nude Mario tumbling around you've brought me to a land of boiling horrifying like that the moon is positioned so that it looks like it's covering up his junk I don't know what this bird is feeling right now this is [ __ ] [ __ ] why is he trying to blow on the soup it's gonna it's not gonna cook properly oh no oh no damn it [ __ ] everything oh I [ __ ] hate games is he dead that's not fun I don't like being blown off of a volcano look more smack I didn't ask to be knocked down I was having a good time at the highest point and now I'm back to square one why are there floating because they said yeah we bastard mom I mean I really like this level that was crap basil there you go oh crap I remember Oh Leo remember a crab battle listen what that's one of the few jokes from Newgrounds cartoon I would still think is funny what you make popcorn oh yeah can you make popcorn yeah no you can't no you can't you probably have to run again it was really close oh look at the moon just for that this moon is called fairway lit the two fires you [ __ ] idiots have a pity moon actually pretty much what kind of what kind of drugs were they smoking uh I don't intend err till we how many Pikmin was Miyamoto smoked with a high grass he's poor Fork people what kind of how many how many Pikmin as weed jokes do you think there were in like web comics and style I forget say at Nintendo no but not Miyamoto want to make it oh my god Chris look out oh this goes a lot faster than I thought it would that's really scary hello baby you're not a doom I tip my fedora and she ran this is not funny I don't like the idea of standing barefoot oh and a big pile of salt really not like on it like what what is this patient it has to be full of sugar right I mean that's is it sugar or salt that you're standing in there oh my god Chris cuz he put the meat in it so it's probably saw it seems like all the foods here are savory oh dear oh dear don't worry Julie why would there be salt yes why I said savory I didn't say sweet maybe maybe it's sugared meat oh I mean that is a thing between Mario's bare feet remember you need remember a few years okay did it uh when people would be like did you know you can fry things in coca-cola that's so crazy it has to be sweet that's what the color suggest that it was pepto-bismol yeah but that's just cuz it was pink but really in all honesty what is this pink [ __ ] boiling pink lemonade here we are on the pink rock this is the pink rock it's the most important rock that's purple the long long mountain there's the flag long long mountain Bert go and go on the peep but I want to say hi to my friends where is he oh my god I'm scared actually never into the whole you know don't have to use those pipe you don't know you could probably make that job well what if I want to use the pipe oh my god he did it Oh oh my god see life's not so bad a true feat Chris thanks Julian wait Chris can I have the controller for one second no you called me a flag never called you that you called me a flag you supreme there we go you called me this okay oh yeah oh you oh god the [ __ ] pink goop runs red it's red what are you doing watch this you just wanted to show off that's it that's what you wanted oh you're a Marty Marty Mary Mary this is humor okay this is humor you ready yeah huh yeah make a joke Chris Corden rolling that's pretty good it's not good I'm gonna I'm gonna jump upon this jagged edge point hey what the [ __ ] is this it's it's the goopy Falls then you get to the cave and there is although should have better bones that would have been cool white like meat bones yeah yeah what are these no they're doggy treats I have no idea what they actually are oh my god have you ever eaten your dog's treat I have never I've always thought it was weird oh [ __ ] like the joke of like oh I ate dog food by accident tastes disgusting well by using the cat brush I don't know then but like having said that I don't know what dog food actually tastes like so maybe it is disgusting Comey Malone she Joe yeah that was a bonding moment really by the way dog food is more expensive than a lot of people food yeah I don't understand that you can just buy like ramen or something yeah that's what I forgot that's what the discussion was about they were all like oh I'm so poor I eat dog food that's like you could get actual food it's less expensive than that we have to go to feed the cockatiel like I have to defeat him he seems like a good strong he's a bad guy why he stole meat he mind to cook it what the [ __ ] Mario by the way you stole the meat - no I didn't yeah you stole it off off the ground I became the meat I was trying to save it from the bird Chris you're capturing and stealing and possessing everyone yeah well so what so you're my guy I hate that he runs around it always throws me off there we go okay cool goal that's what I needed what the [ __ ] calm down it's a lot of coins it is hungry no I am treasurer masu do you think they eat coins in the Mushroom Kingdom you think that's why they're so valuable I don't know oh the the entire concept of this world is completely lost to Mario as I know what food is he it's a mushroom is that all these believes as much mushrooms or gross he likes him do you like mushrooms the twist is that Mario is actually constantly shrinking and so he asked to eat mushrooms in order to maintain a respectable size respectable yeah otherwise he'll be respected if he's not the [ __ ] he'll get bashful yeah oh that's terrifying you see there's people there's blue goop on the other side oh that's what it is Nicky pink it's pink slime very clever yeah look at that there you go it was all part of my plan you know pink slime like fast food thank you what dumb people talk about hey what do you mean what dumb people talk about the pink slime hello husband dunderhead let's talk about the pink slime what does that mean that's what dumb people talk about because they don't know how food works so they go oh McDonald's they make their food in a lab it's all test tubes test tubes and billy goats boobs test tubes and Billy goes a big goat drags the pink slime in through the dungeon a little old medieval cart I heard they use booger meat in the McDonald's patties what does booger meat we've come from your nose let's discuss things stop they melt a bunch of boogers into a big thick patty why it was too tight stop stop that was once because we're eating McDonald's and Julian sent me the animated someone bit of man i won it was a really good anime that was very good [ __ ] disgusting it is disgusting but do you know what it's not buggers I'll take + / buggers any day say buggers buggers they buggers I like buggers I don't think you can get that unless you're a cool you do a spinny jump I like counting to four it is the best part of the game one two three four oh boy why what if if you died six times showed a cutscene of Mario having salt and sugar poured on his face as he melted on his open wounds in just a black room with the spotlight he's go up I do Suzanne he's completely accepting of it - he deserves it he failed okay here we go whoa my feet that does look really good doesn't it oh wow I really like cream soups why is this bird want to eat a fireball how is he gonna deal with this problem I'm getting a coin for every piece of food I smack into are you supposed to bop his butt no no yeah pop is pushy can you admit it I'm trying to collect all the cup to him oh it's bird vomit okay you [ __ ] see a tremendous I killed the bird you know when your kid and your mom says don't go near the bird's nest the mama bird will eat her young yeah I did it anyway hahahaha birds don't have feelings oh no they barely even have beaks oops just like that I'm gonna die now and you know part I need a fart Chris do you want to hear about my gross depressing dream yeah I had a dream that I was in those I have a lot of dreams about being back in school so I had a dream that I was in science class new and that I kept barfing up mice that's disgusting like little hairless baby mice and my my science assignment was that I was supposed to take care of them but I was really upset because they weren't moving and I thought they were probably dead and so I just had a big bowl of not moving gross hairless mice it's really disgusting he's really upsetting but the [ __ ] why do they fall through that one speaking of disgusting look at this it's not disgusting it looks like globs it looks appetizing what Mario [ __ ] goombah that's Goomba oh my god well at least he's very uh very generous very generous very generous very [ __ ] there we go I liked this burger why do you have to die he's gonna fall into his own bowl of [ __ ] no he won't oh yes he oh my god bird [ __ ] I'm up as a cooked turkey oh I was hoping a skeleton would come up they did that the Bowser they burned his skin off no they showed him as the melting man from Robocop I was sure that he was just gonna come up as like a big cooked turkey well he came up as a tar man bird which would be just in time for Thanksgiving which this is probably around the time this is gonna go up I've still never celebrated Thanksgiving you don't have any American I know it sounds like fun though you eat food that you eat a lot then you watch football I don't like football then you watch eSport I need to find one more fool do you see father prepares the turkey answers gather round family Starcraft 2 is on the TV jump into the middle and if you fall why you die in the game you die in real life give me that I'm still here okay fine don't acknowledge games set upon aspire for fallers why our forefathers its the declaration of dying in real life yeah I forgot that if you die in the game you die I didn't realize I forgot her well you couldn't die until they wrote the Declaration of Independence no it's the demolition independent from our physical form this is the Declaration of video gaming what if it was written by the forefathers of YouTube Chris have you ever posted on 4chan no what do you mean it's a lie you have to know I've never been on it before but I've never posted on it I've been on it maybe three times in my life you've never you've never posted an image and been like you know I don't even know how it works people are always like oh great texting page and I don't even know I never understood the game I'm Aiman this is too much for me actually you know I don't understand it I don't get what the point of it is why was it so hard to believe you've been on 4chan I just know because it seems like most people do they like you make one experimental post at some point but what's the point I was for fun but for Nova there is no point Julian you hear that one for you for me hosting on 4th when I was younger people told me that 4chan was full of pedophiles and viruses what the [ __ ] was the point dad took you way back you could be kidding wait there's a there's a there's a pot right there see if it grows you anywhere okay oh can you aim it out of him right there Oh God the video game I've played video games if you were if you were in court you were on trial and they said tell me this how they use 4chan haven't you know it'd be silly light the torch like the church okay Hey okay you let one torch this time yeah it's called one torch lit and then probably there's another that's the most on the nose name so far only one of one of the stars was just you running through the through the open world and a randomly star appeared and you collected it it said you are Julian and you live at this address in the game like it says that while Mario I've been act Robbie Reiser how did they know Super Mario I cannot find my dishwasher how do you lose a dishwasher dishwasher broke into his house and stole it would you be happy if they started making a bunch of Mario games like Lego did but it was Mario so it's like Mario Lord of the Rings no I would not know that also doesn't make any sense how do you Mario Lord of the way [Music] the funnies first let's learn a useful skill [ __ ] at the end of the game let's see Oh triple jump I never thanks stupid [ __ ] ghost you [ __ ] idiot oh you were very helpful you [ __ ] bird oh they're shaking oh oh oh oh you got your wish here's where the reason is that smoke yeah it smell one uh I'm leaving the game now I cannot deal with this what the heck is this what is oh I'm getting like sonic vibes from this I kinda don't like this I don't like it I already kind of had I would do new dong City this is very strange I like it he looks cool mmm the graphics are good that's like the best dragon I've ever seen except for buzzer of course not the one that lives outside your house that's a drag queen Oh why do they live outside of his house they've been following me hmm they're trying to docks me this is really strange crumbled then I like this a lot Julian it's weird is that not memorable because it's weird huh yeah let's see how it goes see you can yank out interesting keyblades this is very strange I like it I love it are we gonna fight are you gonna fight the dragon that would be Stu okay oh there he is that would be stupid look he's the king I like his little head waggle yeah see it's Melissa this is a really bizarre this is really weird I like oh so what makes this difference from different from [ __ ] fighting Sephiroth with Donald Duck uh why it's the opposite why it's it's the opposite is it the opposite because you're fighting coolness with autism but in Kingdom Hearts autism would coolness because I could make the argument that everything you're doing that game his skull what was upsetting kidding by the way that's not a real argument allow me to jump on your perfectly platform the head yeah I just I just like because it's so [ __ ] outlandish ok well that's fair enough because it is I think new dog city is probably the closest thing to being this stylistically far yes every every other level in this has been very very like safe mario styled i it's not that I wouldn't call this like unsafe I wouldn't call it particularly daring or anything I see what I see your point I just think it's cool look it's a big dragon and it's a little man well what more could you wanted a video wake up I am so scared that I am in his pooping eyeball was pooping eyeball Mario's pooping in his eyeball it's giving them pinkeye it's keep me safe probably doesn't feel good standing up on your bare feet a multi moon Lord of Light me hmm how are you gonna argue look at that eye is that blue dragon no you [ __ ] dillhole what would you do if you got kidnapped by Isis and they started playing Final Fantasy 7 made AI files I'd be really mad as I didn't use the original audio look at that there's a big hole in it you know what else there's a big hole in me yeah is that a [ __ ] lens flare yeah Julian look it's the final it's the final stage look I'm a little wild I'm a little [ __ ] wow I'm a big [ __ ] I'm a very big [ __ ] the biggest [ __ ] there you go I'm truly a beanie ten goombas for that switch huh can you believe it can you [ __ ] believe it's when the Goomba start doing this thing that killed him I think him I'm the mall Super Mario grandpa new land thing dude land noodle iam no ground pound them he that was fun I liked him doing them one by one oh you can't do that oh that's really cool I [ __ ] hate Mario yeah like as a person just as a sonic oh see these [ __ ] oh okay oh they're little Tengu oh there you go that's fun thank you movie clip yeah thanks I this after I figured it out thank you so you claim this wall it's really really fun leave me alone you filth like how it leaves a hole in the wall Bres wait there's stuff back there this is the wrong way Julian don't worry is that the route okay yeah this is the extra way that's how they structure these games you got to be like okay what do they want me to do okay I got to do the other thing I've got a little secret behind the big wall go big this wall is it's the biggest wall I like these guys they're cute I'll even go as far to say they're the best character in a video game of ever seen of all time see see see I forgot about that dinner of fact I still like it yeah it looks really good that's offensive oh look at that oh no throw your hat around and look the cool way every spin it oh my god okay well hey I need do you believe in me now you got the Blood Moon what do you think the moon's taste like they look very sweet it probably tastes like candy they look like gummy candy oh this guy's sure told me thank you oh my god that living being just died he clearly was a living being how many innocent says Mario destroyed he wasn't innocent he tried to crush him yeah you know I don't know why he did try to crush me you did it you infiltrated Bowser's Castille you know what I shut-in infiltrate instead as Mario the white house Bowser's asked hole huh same thing who wouldn't want to I don't like like that your are you bombing Oh there's bombs the other smart bombs okay I thought you were pulling like a terrorist attack here no they're terrorizing me Lorien would do that he blew up the castles in the old games and he was true about it he's a little malicious [ __ ] yeah get out of here Homer okay Oh Homer Goomba Oh Oh I think you can jump on the roof that's probably stuff up there what did you say child of your own what did you say oh you should make a song out of it what the [ __ ] is going on what was this [ __ ] alright this flashing flashing you mean a little sparklies am I going blind what are you talking about that yeah the sparklies flash Leschi it's just I think it's just supposed to be the the ashes yeah ashes to ashes yes rust to crust pizza Pizza the pizza that's what Domino's new slogan should be it's very more of it to Pete's if you eat in that pizza hide you sit down at a table when they bring you the pizza they say ashes to ashes crust to crust clap their hands together is the point in this place he used you remember the the voice recorder on XP no no no no it's probably those mm I bet get out of there give me a sound recorder yeah Chris get the checkpoint No hit the checkpoint Chris we can't continue your video if you're gonna do this Chris no Chris don't want some ice cream you want McDonald's okay no more shenanigans okay we're here where's bowser browser I want the Bowser's shaped cookie or I will kill my parents why don't they make about a Bowser browser I do that get out of here you [ __ ] why don't they make a game about Bowser I want to complete an entire video as Buzzard and not that Mario and Luigi game you still play as Mario Luigi occasionally I wanted only one a game about Bowser with no Mario in it whatsoever huh I'll play it that'll be interesting probably most people would probably do writing people why didn't people not like the Princess Peach game did they not like it I thought people were fine with it I mean they worried they never did it again no they didn't probably cuz little boys were embarrassed to get a game about a girl - yeah girls are gross little boys should know better do you think they would ever do a like a gender inverted cover band of Oingo Boingo and do a song called little boys I would do that and they'd be called em kill em Co pink Oh in Co pink oh I like that like birds that's white [ __ ] sad no you didn't you're ripping me off no you're ripping off my idea I too enjoy the game stop it I too enjoy little birds that was the only gold Bongo song that's really silly the tickle in your funny bone yeah Super Mario goes to clouds they are green and purple and brown who's man living here he works for Bowser weird get the headband why because it's the most minimal that you can dress you can't afford I get the helmet then this one yeah stay naked that's not minimal it's funny okay a nude man running around with that okay let's change now he's going to work you already got that I have to exit mama in order to see it I look stupid hey does nobody wants to talk to me I'm alienated from society where is Captain mood yeah why is he always Dracula no because it's funny I assume you're supposed to try to take over one of those guys hmm no if you can you might be onto something Julian go the next this is very pretty I think yeah I think you said shitty wrong am i right no ma look what is that a big ball in the sky were they even thinking there's no giant presence Japanese mythology the giant ball in the sky yeah I guess you're right this morning I looked up at the sky and there was a giant glowing orb what the [ __ ] is that wut WTF Japan oh you you [ __ ] killed the other two that's what I said it's a travesty why are they still going after you when they're dying do they not I guess they're that committed do they not care that they're gonna die welcome [ __ ] welcome to death match mm I'm gonna jump on this girl's big fat Nagi that Bunnicula yeah yeah her name's Bunnicula you [ __ ] troll you need to calm down she just leave me the [ __ ] alone why does she make a diamund what is her problem is that her favorite he thinks she's some kind of [ __ ] UFO demon that a storm drain why must you harm these friendless animals because she's harmless sure she is lady she made a pentagon of death it's a star it's a it's a Star of David but I don't say David yeah come on throw it yep okay wink there you go ahead well I guess your dad now hmm she kind of did that flight fetish thing there there's a lot of that in Mario Oh oh my god Bowser - I guess I gotta fight both of them yeah you're murdering the whole family this one looks like the Irish bad with the rabbit why is he so happy he's he can be in good spirit oh my god this green rabbit he is a fool Julian st. Patrick's Day isn't even real it's not you know engineering it never really happened it's based on a thing that wasn't real sympatric never killed all the snake with his snake why didn't he do it but he did dye the water green and drink a lot yeah okay well they're all dead I like his hair they never get see it again yeah it's gone forever where is it this is done here I could not see oh this is a Mario voice if I was Mario it would sound like these I [ __ ] love it when Mario raises his leg in his little boxer shorts oh my God look at that drawbridge I love to eat garbage eel look Julian very modern design remember when it said infiltrate Bowser's Castle and we did it but now we have to don't actually do it guess what that makes me want to do nothing we finally reach it in and the gunshot Chris okay I'll do it [ __ ] do it no look let's see getting out I'll do it just kidding oh you want to kill yourself no do it in real life okay you can do it here dingdong plays okay I want a website dedicated to Mario Grande pounding jars up his [ __ ] they probably have that every not with Mario specifically but they they probably have somebody doing it I'm being stupid well yeah there's a German are you gonna even [ __ ] try are you gonna even [ __ ] try I made it up yeah but did you even [ __ ] try I'm going out I'm go Oaks where we talk we were just talking about Hogarth oh yeah haha god dammit that was stupid it was the where these were both half-asleep oh that asleep um that Mansley is when he finds Hogarth his gun in the forest and it goes ha ha ha ha and so we we postulate or what if he just kept doing it faster and faster gradually it gradually turns into him just making a motor noise where he goes Oh propels himself off into the forest never to be seen again writing an invisible bike mobile yeah exactly he's levitating in the air who's trenchcoats flapping around behind it exactly yeah there's no way we're gonna survive this you idiot you mean we're going to add our parsley or ever died for your country Chris you can't die for your country why you can contour your lively okay you can get whoops a diet weii on a diet I've never had a diet death what's your favorite trendy diet I like the don't eat diet let's make up a new trend diet it's called the stink meat diet you have to eat meat that one's bad and it makes you throw up yeah good for you yeah it makes you thinner it gets all the toxins out at you by vomiting everything out water and ice cubes that's a good diet you got your solids you got your your liquid ice cubes have too many calories that's true oh my god this is the end can I do this I never did this you can have it look guys it's Bowser it's boss when he's ready to finger my wife look over here I am going to finger your wife she's the size oh no I am being cooked yet the game why doesn't she finger him you're right he can't do that Oh Mario even though you're sad you're at least going to make him a lot happier please cook me bozer's I promise I would be happy this is some scary [ __ ] here on this romantic moonlit night Wow Mario presents himself nude what if the ship landed on Bowser and killed him then the game would be over we wouldn't have to worry about it that nice cake no they're going to the moon he's gonna suffocate er he doesn't even know go Mario save them from the moon save them from themselves yes finally some justice I haven't heard peach say once that she wants to be rescued Bowser probably be a good husband hey he's rich he has many things the [ __ ] is this nonsense I thought he died defeat pop the Bam's please tell me oh [ __ ] you come on let me do it let me do a little bit burger oh [ __ ] there you go oh there you go hey not bad oh my god do I get to go inside of the big [ __ ] thing hey you stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] die he's the Jack Black Rabbit no he's dad days dead now for real so can I climb it oh how did they do that how did they do that hey stop stop stop I like this benefice give me bombs of witches destroy you they make a Mario game where you could just talk your problems I can't stop stop yeah drop a big fat Dookie on me there you go can I go this way yes I can no and I him he's the best one [ __ ] him oh god no no no go destroy are you stupid forever no oh oh god what's he doing Oh what do I do okay that's the scary one they're invincible oh my god some scary ass [ __ ] my little man get over there Hey he took a knee he took an arrow to the knee Oh what do you mean oh hey babe Bambi let's get killed help giant robot chases tiny bird the movie oh no I missed it it's a new pornhub video Oh No give me all the little rock there was my only salvation then I got too frightened you're fine drop a big fed there you go oh yeah oh my god oh the death and destruction guess what else is in there Princess Peach it shits are out it was me make a firework their souls were incinerated at least they all carried moons at least you got three moons for the four rabbits which rabbit didn't count moister games there wasn't a person one of them was fake yeah that's a game theory which rabbit whether real video in that voice he'd be like the big stupid one is clearly the one because he stupid he was a failed experiment that's why he's deformed and stupid was created by Alfie's one step away yeah go to the moon but I don't want to I want to go back to the castle to live peacefully oh look who it is it's a tude it's captain chode to be fair I haven't heard that one yet you think it's funny to bully a little toad like that yeah okay you know do you think anybody actually likes toad I do like do you think there's anybody who's like toad is my favorite Mario here no they didn't make captain toad really likeable in this game though it's cuz you find him you get a moon so you're happy to see him you completed it yeah it's a big fat balloon it was never a sale now you can float to the moon with your balloon that makes sense Bowser's and lat yeah why is he the boss there's the [ __ ] nobody Castle if you don't want to go for him why can't we go to Jupiter the gas giant and get more stupider yeah yeah what did she want I hope they let to be me there'd be nekkid on the moon big naked oh you're gonna [ __ ] Bowser don't do that take her off the backs change your outfit back Bowser just wants to get married he's like that's the most decent thing a man could do for a woman marry them yeah he's very pensive about this decision he's not sure if what he's doing is right I wish I'd just exploded their own room Wow look at that now dr. Eggman is gonna shoot a laser at the moon ha ha ha is that a big-ass crater the honeymoon Ridge takes your clothes back off no that goes Mansley did you know racing your car is very really cool especially when it's noisy and a piece of [ __ ] everyone stops and looks at you because they love you it's not because they feel hatred towards you well don't you look Tapper of what are they easy and I kiss them yeah did he dress you up just cuz he wants to [ __ ] you I'm finding it very hard to breathe here take your clothes off you really want me to beat Bowser yes nude yes okay I'm keeping the Hat that's fine that's the Mario we know and love the iconic character never wore clothes except to culturally appropriate an offend whoa holy [ __ ] oh my god that's good there really is I did not expect that I didn't either holy [ __ ] moon physics can you actually actually make that oh my god that's so fun oh my god if there's the [ __ ] rabbit that I hate [ __ ] [ __ ] rabbit how am I supposed to catch him it's impossible long jump I kill it I kill you oh my god he's dead I got the moon on the moon caught hopping on the moon what the [ __ ] do you see what I see what a little a little food oh boy Wow I can't believe there was a giant hole on the moon it is silly the first page of game design don't put these on the mayor because in the in the faked moon landing photo there's a little rabbit hopping in the background check out this [ __ ] even here there's moon graphics this is why there's this graphics is why there's those cubes everywhere oh yeah big big cube I begged kill bin my Mario game oh I'll have none of it nunavut [ __ ] [ __ ] love Mario Mario is a fun game why isn't he naked in here I don't know cuz it's not worth his time they wanted to put a little pixel dick on him well they put his other outfits in oh yeah I guess all right why can't you be nude mario nintendo our decision to cut out nude mario was a good one said stupid him into the studio saw the nude mario when look this is a moon right here kick it the three stones off the moon wow if you got a moon for that how would you feel there's worse ones i think light to the flame oh my god hey there is moon right there we're ready for ready to get them probably just jump to it from here you can't nope shion's bad hey ready yeah nice - boobies - hey you got a moon shining above the moon it's really redundant [ __ ] off go to hell this is hell no this is the moon see that's the Sun it's warm here I'm a dog down here what's here I found the big broken [ __ ] are we gonna find the the moon rover that'll be cool if the moon landing was here let me hold on bark bark Goddard why isn't there why isn't why doesn't Bowser have like a moon counterpart called Rover because his Bowser and Rover it better be good his name is king goo yeah he's played by Dennis Hopper he says monkey that's funny I like when the low my god there's a moon boosts why can't these be on the real moon that would be the [ __ ] scariest [ __ ] oh oh he's in I thought he was like an alien helmet he's normal he probably has a moon inside of him you think yeah there's a few of them oh yeah there's you okay remember when the lady got obliterated in the Mario movie and her skeleton got burned into the wall yeah I love that everyone's just smiling a laughing right after it happened well she was a [ __ ] she was Aunt Petunia Yoshi got stabbed with a [ __ ] knife well holy [ __ ] oh my god no no it's not this game is made by [ __ ] idiots for idiots Platinum Chris I could easily make a better game with my eyes tied behind my scope what would it be called that would look really silly school ID tyre how do you play you tie your eyes behind your skull in real physics time why is there a [ __ ] scary as demon belt I don't know why is there I guess cause it's a wedding this sounds like a funeral to me what log we're dead did you fall down there hole oh my god oh I was hoping there'd be a fire yeah me too it's boss word that looks so [ __ ] well textured look at that [ __ ] that's amazing I hope they come alive and chase me with big sticks this music sweet - look what I found that the little men who can fly don't take their hats off a farewell my stinky man fly upwards now it seems as though not watches a fly through a ring next to a theme [Laughter] rhyming gets you far gosh I'm scared let me good let me oh my god okay you know this is not the first game you could play as a dry bones the dry bones he was in Mario Kart DS really and he drove a tank are you [ __ ] with me no are you screwing no are you ever nice or Scrooged into me okay help I'm scared there's a thing no no oh my god oh that's the keyhole that me and you use your key okay or do that let me out of this crazy thing hit the Donkey Kong switch look what I found that beef that day look daddy I'm very happy they have a have an environment like this too I wanted to see what a Bowser's Castle area would look like in this game the level looks really good it's got the specular on the rocks on the top very nice but where is Boozer boo sorry is a loose add you're nervous from the day I told you hit the block oh my god so much free money Yahoo whoa Boingo at the Swift manga isn't it weird that there are switches and a game for the Nintendo switch and [ __ ] pisses me off is what it looks good these are called cat or killers okay you me give me oh this is fun this is a fun that is fun it's really cool seeing everything come together now like this this is a fun oh it is a good D I remember that I love that we're gonna play it again we should look what daddy found oh oh oh my god you'll never defeat me god damn this game this [ __ ] game oh oh he's back remember I do remember remember it looks so good without the helmet looks like a [ __ ] fool let Chuck's revenge marry you he does say that Julian this is a great great game did you know that I did did you know how fun this [ __ ] game is it's like fifteen fun he never stops charging it's crazy this is so fun make more games like this there aren't any Miyamoto came into the room and said I'm going to kill myself here and now as you make the game fun and they said no yeah motifs on sama-sama I guess we could charge over this huh fry it go little man hey I see he's fine come out little man shall works no skull this is the funnest game since Penelope pitstop pitstop hole I remember that one you think Penelope pitstop has nice pits oh stop her I'm glad now she's got a deform face she's okay everybody oh I wanted her to have a big she already had to form phase she's not deformed is this the kids mom's how would you feel if she got smacked in the face instead of being deformed she was now beautiful oh [ __ ] she is her mom it's their mom you got to admit she's kind of sexy no come on now come on now don't be gay come on that she's going to way too many hats she's going yellow-eyed so is it really just the same fight but now he has more hats on yeah there we go no leave me be or maybe you wench that's her new head so you know sorry lady you kill her dog and then you kill her you killed her children you killed her dog and you killed her maybe she should have raised them better why don't they have names you do there's one of their names Chris the long ones called long ago the girl ones called girl oh there's flimsy the yellow the green ones called greens D Alene flimsy sticky trihard the jack black ones called Jack but black u lon [Laughter] and she's called mom nice oh my gosh Mike cast live upon her I think so oh that's so cool look at that Joey look I can see you from here zum-zum zum-zum look it's Julianne hey it's me you don't need to know their names they they they're all emojis now then lost no one yeah Mario oh yeah they're recreating loss and everyone's in a mode with you hey everybody welcome back to Kingdom Hearts chain of Memories oh my god it is Kingdom Hearts chain of Memories wait wait oh yeah you don't have to tell me twice I don't want my girl game [ __ ] man I want me to [ __ ] her I want me to [ __ ] her my girl I want me to [ __ ] her you can't know me [ __ ] you go I like smashing these things I hope I get a star I why doesn't he what doesn't bowser go after princess daisy instead she because she's brunette nobody cares about her the [ __ ] my little frog he'll my little frog is you just gotta smack him that's what I'm talking bad I'm a stupid little frog you see there's a glowing thing over there I get to smack this oh my gosh you're right what do you think it could be germs it's gonna get the clap okay you hold it down that's the massive moon it's the massive moon get up to the Bell here we go flooded in there who yeah that's my bubble over here bug oh I like watching this frog flying to the sky he's a good one he's my child pose Oh yo yo e whoo oh my god you're gonna find it Bowser is a frog okay can you [ __ ] believe your eyes yes I am up in this guy I found the moon inside the church which way do I go this way let me you this really is chain of Memories mu it's exactly the goddamn same this Mary have stretch marks oh my god why did everybody Berra sing everyone gets to see you naked also Peter smiling I think we've established that nobody matters nobody cares is what I might was forced to attend the ceremony I'm sure you were they're all just covering up because Mario's here and it's really awkward yeah oh this is really embarrassing Mario's saber that's sweet what Mario is the only one who doesn't want this wedding he's really bad haha these are all clearly things Liars would say what is going on in this place I don't know this guy oh my god pretending to cross so embarrassed awful awful off yeah that's what a person would say oh you came to safer that's sweet [ __ ] you you [ __ ] [ __ ] [Laughter] okay I have some news [ __ ] sucks everyone's look at this [ __ ] now they're fighting over the ring that's uh that's a metaphor for her hymen get to bean why is it that huge anyway it's too big for him [Music] you may kiss me [ __ ] my nipples are hard now what the [ __ ] dude yeah get on with it come on oh my god leave me alone jump you [ __ ] oh ye good hat no oh [ __ ] you didn't think it'd be that easy I did I did yeah see ya okay sure yeah nice lighting you big green [ __ ] oh you just leave you here you didn't have to come in if he dangled the start [ __ ] her right now be the best ending it would be and then he pulls himself up on the chain and Mario gets left in the moon your outfit isn't halfway fancy enough is that cuz you're wearing the Hat you're naked yeah oh boy here we go everybody it was Woodleigh snout its music so cool yeah you dumb [ __ ] idiot man what happened last time don't call him names come on he's a dummy he's not cool lately a good husband he cares why is he throwing mushroom kingdom balls at you because they're cool air yeah [ __ ] you you son of a [ __ ] I'm scared he's very big yeah I don't think it's let them get married yeah okay the end what do you guys want to play next shouldn't be happening it's best this way [Music] I lovely than my greed all right that's pretty greedy he grabs every coin he sees yeah and he why is he trying to take the ring from her he's like getting married absolutely out of his league with peach and you just won't drop it yeah I get it you want a [ __ ] bout that's fine let's just get this over with that's his [ __ ] ring well that was scary how would you feel if now I did Mario get cooked but then Bowser also stole his bike like the source material I got the joke what was that thing we were saying oh [ __ ] I guess you can't just trip over it okay it looks like you can jump over it what was that thing we were saying where it's like my entire family got murdered I was pretty bummed out about it but I guess the person murdering my family enjoyed it it's whatever yeah what iconic oops just uh oh boy look out look out we gonna do big [ __ ] [ __ ] I can't remember this too well there you go it's probably three on the next one yeah it's probably gonna be like 50s gonna do a new head might be it might be something like that where they just keep doing it like five times leave me be I feel like they've done that before oh my god no oh wow it's very ah very generous actually I was gonna do it again yeah oh wow that was Bowser not me oh my god this is [ __ ] to some [ __ ] up [ __ ] Mario that grab that get in the half where is he wow so you're spreading your rings of stings oh [ __ ] oh dear oh Jesus Oh Jess Oh sir give me a little break for a moment now thank you guys yeah oh my god and one more [ __ ] you I [ __ ] knew it you son of a [ __ ] no you made me see his penis she would not be upset about my character arc is complete do I get to [ __ ] my wife now why did the weight of the wing where did the balloon disappear oh you're too good for a baby and another stage farewell my beautiful I loved you I want to jump off but I'm too scared probably it'll probably make you do it again yeah [Laughter] no no peach you have avoided the site vacuuming dad and so Mario and all this Fred's are dead the end dude there he is in hell there's not much different from the real world oh no no they're not okay you [ __ ] dope our wives are being stolen again roll down the hill what are we gonna do oh you have to control him it's time to [ __ ] you my wonderful Bowser here we go the moment of truth Oh baby the moment everybody was waiting for okay Nepal I'm inside of his bladder apparently I guess Bowser's head is filled with beer oh look at all those that's so cool oh he really loves her no I think that was her I think that was obvious that's sad that is said he really cares for her oh my god this is the best of both worlds you can [ __ ] him as a [ __ ] Beast did you just get married now yeah ah Bowser see now she has an excuse to be dating Bowser yeah she doesn't have to hide her true feeling we need a hurry huh oh my god I God kept [ __ ] amazing he is why didn't he do this to Mario oh my god Nintendo make it game about Bowser yeah looking fit just do it already make a whole game like this what the haha God you [ __ ] up did I oh there's these things rolling at me this is so cool this musics so good Oh games could be good again Danny go down Nick oh no no no leave him behind oh don't leave him behind for will you big oaf oh maybe not oh I'm a man I'm a man I'm a man she's so happy riding on you yeah this is so [ __ ] cool oh no oh my god you better hurry Chris [ __ ] scary [ __ ] I like that switch to a chip version of the song yeah it's amazing oh they really just gave it their all oh I'm so happy yeah Mario cuz that way as it was a his voice it was him all along Oh Julian yeah how would you feel Bowser was wearing a dress singing the song and new dogs that's so cool oh it's looking the parts I did it those two things don't go together crits this game has been like Kingdom Hearts for like the past half hour it wouldn't be any different oh this is so cool they're singing he's singing that's Bowser dude knock that thing over oh dear oh all I gotta kill them all mr. Frodo mr. bow sir mr. Bowser mr. bass I like it oh my god I have to go round the other side I sucked down there this is a pretty good ending this is great I'm pretty happy with this oh my god oh there's one more I thought there were only three oh no god those are so buff yeah yeah oh no go there it is are they're gonna ride this blogger manu's in the middle of the cube ha ha this time I've learned from my mistakes there he is wow this is this is getting really weird go go go Oh see all three of them get to be happy together they're gonna be a they're gonna burn out they're gonna come out fused as like a three-headed monstrosity it'd be a pretty good ending hmm I'd be like Gumby all over again yay oh oh my goodness yeah baby Bowser is the reason you're all save Tibet he's dead I don't even know who you two are go away finally those scary ghosts a gun I was really scared the whole time I'm gonna go [ __ ] inside a Bowser what if they crawled inside of Bowser to survive the cold of the son of the moon this game is really fetish a this is like [ __ ] yes oh yeah she loves buzzer aah oh my god yeah [ __ ] these two losers she finally got arrested yeah okay now she's gonna leap that's fine leave him on the mono they both love her sorry I just hit my mic she's leaving us here to die okay so she is entering a polyamorous relationship with these two ghost hats that's who she chooses haha know why what the [ __ ] Mario have you learned nothing it that's the end [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause]

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Id: C1OV_magiDo

Length: 236min 1sec (14161 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 16 2018