(cockerel crowing) (beast roaring) (gavel thudding) - Welcome to Good Mythical More. What does stuff feel like if it's in a Ziploc bag
and you're blindfolded? Let's find out. - But first, 10 word story. Well, you start. - Homo sapiens - Would (Link laughs) - Why can't I think of any word? - It's just a word, and
it's like, just a verb. - I wanted to be so good,
I'm racking my brain so hard. - Don't try hard. - Farm. What was it before that? - Homo sapiens would farm porous - Soils - For - Squishy - Purposes, - But. - This is what you left me with. Not. (both laugh) Homo sapiens would farm porous soils for squishy purposes but, not. - Ah, we got ya. - We got you, you thought
they were farming them for squishy purposes. - But not. (laughs) Okay. - First of all, just
tell me what you're into. Do you want one where she's standing up or do you want one
where she's laying down? 'Cause I got both, and then I
got a new thing that I've done where I've got a woman
at a 45 degree angle. - I mean, I've been- - Hanging at a 45 degree angle. They're all naked. So which one do you want? And if you don't like the nipples on one, I can do pasties that are
just pasties of other nipples. So you pick the nipples, you go around, and look at all the ladies,
you pick the nipples you want, I'll put them on the lady you want. It's a nipple matching game. That's kind of what I'm known for. Now, it is extra, but it's
50% off today for nipples. - I was just... I was just looking for the exit. - You're not a nipple man, huh? Okay. Now I will say that there's
a certain situation, sometimes when you pick a lady that has naturally large nipples and you pick another lady
that you liked the nipples that are small and you
put them little nipples over the big nipples, you can see the outline
of the bigger nipple over the little nipple, and
I call that the double A-ola. And some guys are into that. I had a guy one time, he said, could you take the woman with the big, the one with the biggest nipples and then give me the medium
nipples and the small nipples, and I'll do all three
on top of each other. And this thing had three different, It was a three-er on each one. - A triple nipple stack? - It's a triple nipper. And I said, you know what? That's so cool, I'm
gonna give that to you. I didn't even charge him. So you want that? 'Cause I'll do that for you as well. - I'm not in the market,
I'm sorry I brought it up. I have seen it though. - Drives a hard bargain.
- I have seen it. All right, we're gonna
be presented with items in Ziploc bags, we're gonna
see if we can identify what they are using just our mouths. - I'm gonna be not wearing a blindfold, but just wearing sunglasses. - No, you got to wear the
blindfold, that would be cheating. - But I dropped it, I dropped
it, so it's a problem. I don't wanna take my
sunglasses off, so I'm gonna. - [Stevie] Did you ever go to
Claire's with somebody to get, didn't you one of you get
your ear pierced at Claire's? Or a similar situation?
- Link probably did. - I got my ears pierced at a pagoda in the middle of a mall in Myrtle Beach. - [Stevie] Myrtle beach piercing. - Up here, like I got
that cartilage pierced, I can still feel it. It hurt, boy. - [Stevie] I went Claire's
to get my ears pierced and they put the little marker dots, you know, right before they pierce. And I freaked out, could
not get my ears pierced. Did have the marker dots. And I have a distinct memory
of sitting in the bathtub, sobbing with marker dots on my lobes. - Couldn't get it done. - [Stevie] 'Cause I couldn't do it, and I never ever, ever
got my ears pierced. - You still don't have your ears pierced? - [Stevie] I still don't
have my ears pierced. - You know what? We should do it on this show. - Can we do it on the show?
- I'm gonna go no. - We will do it, - [Stevie] I'm gonna go- - Come on, Stevie, it'll be so awesome.
- No. - Guys, I don't mean to be alarmist here but as you were talking about, I felt up here where my ear was pierced. Can I take my blindfold off? - [Background Guy] Yeah. - Do you feel like a little bump? - There's like a node
in there and it hurts. - Yeah, dude, that's what happens. - What crap is that? - It's still, there are times- - No, no, no, no, I've never, this is a place where I've
never had my ear pierced. - Oh, well then that's a different thing. - I think I might have ear lobe cancer. - Okay, that's probably not how it works. But you can get it looked at.
- I mean, it hurt. Feel of it.
- I'm not touching it. Nope, not touching it. - Just touch it.
- I can't even see it. - All right, bring in the first one. I don't mean to be alarmist, but that's, I mean, it's a painful nodule. - But that's alarming. - [Stevie] Do you have
it in the other ear? - No. - [Stevie] Hmm. - (laughs) Hmm. - Okay, so- - Now if the doctor does
the same thing you just did. - [Stevie] Yeah, sorry. - Hold on, is it one bag or two bags? - [Stevie] Two bags. I mean, there's a bag for each of you. - So he has a plate in front of him. - [Stevie] Yeah. - It's like a zit, I
think, it hurts like a zit. - So you can't touch the bag? - But it's the middle of the ear lobe. - Oh gosh, it stinks, whatever it is. It's got a pudding-like quality to it. But it smells like licorice. - It's mushy. - Now if I puncture this, is it gonna... - Be a problem? - Gonna be a problem? - [Stevie] Yeah. This is not, I don't know if you thought, hey, everyone's gonna really
like looking at me doing this but I'll confirm right now.
- That's what I was thinking. - This is not what I
thought it was gonna be in any sense.
- Yeah. - It's mushed, it's
something that's been mushed. - I'm gonna say ketchup. Can we just guess? - Yeah, sure.
- Ketchup. - I'm gonna go with pudding. - [Stevie] No. It is a naturally mushy food. We did not mush it for the
sake of this situation. - Oh, it's a naturally mushy thing? - Ah. - Really? - I mean, it's very, it's just liquid. - It's like, not mashed potatoes. - [Stevie] Is it not? - It's mashed potatoes. - [Stevie] Yeah. - Really?
- Gross. - Hold on, but, Stevie,
just so you understand, mashed potatoes are not naturally mashed. - [Stevie] Well, I'm
saying like, it wasn't- - There's a person who does the mashing. - [Stevie] I know, but
we didn't take like steak and then like, you know,
mash it into a paste is what I meant. - Right, right. - So you're telling me there's nothing I can interest you in? I mean, I got, I mean, everything, I thought everything
that anybody could want if they're into naked ladies. Do you want something that's
just a closeup of something? 'Cause I got those. (Link chuckles) - I'm gonna put my blindfold down. All right, you can bring in the next one. Close up of something. - I've never had anybody just
say they don't want anything. - Oh yeah, now we got something hard. Really hard. Chicken bones. - [Stevie] No. - Hm, oh, it's rubbery. - [Stevie] Yeah. - Eyeballs? - [Stevie] No. This one's bringing back memories. - It doesn't have to be a food, does it? - [Stevie] No, it's not a food. - It's just an object.
- Yep. - What is that? - I just keep picturing like... chicken bones, I can't get past it. - It's something made
out of rubber, erasers. - [Stevie] Yeah. - What? - Yeah, it's pencil erasers. - [Stevie] I want those erasers, but then after you started
like doing your thing, I don't want them anymore. - What's your technique,
show me your technique. - Well, for this one, I did
touch the bag to do this. And then I got one like that. - See that- - And I was able to
take one and isolate it. - See, that's, I didn't think you could grab the bag. - Yeah, I think we said
we couldn't do that, I shouldn't have done that. - So you were cheating. - You know, I got pictures of- - 'Cause if I did that, - You would've gotten it right. - Probably not. - I got pictures of naked
people in my bedroom. I'm not joking at this point. - Like, photos? - No, Jessie got some art that is a man and a woman. - Okay. - And they are, it's kind of abstract, but like, there's no mistaking
that it is a naked man and a naked woman with pubic hair. - Oh gosh. - And that's in my bedroom. - Pubic hair, huh? - Yeah, I mean, there's like a triangle that's a different color and
that can only be one thing. - Okay, well it could be a
triangle, like a geometry lesson. - I don't think she got
it at a flea market. And it was a little bit bold, I gotta say, it was a little bit bold. - So you first saw it when
it was hanging on the wall in your bedroom? - No, I saw it when she
bought it and she was like, "Hey, I got these nudes for our bedroom." And I was like, "Well, hello." I was like, okay. I mean, they're not like
what you're thinking. They're like, some people
may look at them and be like, what is that? And then you're like, well,
it's a naked man and woman. And they would be like,
oh well, now I see it. It's got that kind of effect. - I'm gonna guess coffee. - You can't see the nipples at all. - [Stevie] You're gonna guess what? - Coffee. - [Stevie] Oh, yeah. - [Rhett] Coffee. - [Stevie] There's one
more, wait, wait, wait, oh. - Oh, sorry. - Are you touching the bag now? - I did touch the bag. Stevie wanted you to guess something else, see you can guess it, I
already took my blindfold off. I mean, I smelled the
coffee, I gotta be honest. - I think the hat made a mess. - The hat made a mess? I think you made a mess. - I think my snack hat just made a mess. - Your snack hat, yeah,
is obliterated back there. - You want me to guess something else? Tide. - Well, coffee's correct. - [Stevie] Tie? - Tide, oh, you want me to get
specific, it's Folgers, yeah. - [Stevie] Oh, it's a coffee filter. There's a coffee filter.
- A coffer filter's in there. - Oh. - Yeah, I kind of cheated on
that one 'cause I smelled it. Hey, before we get the next one. It's Mythical Society's
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- I'm going back under. - Oh, there's more? - Yeah.
- Is this a new one? - [Chase] Nope, not yet. - Hey, Chase, can we
reverse it in one round where we put the Ziploc bag in our mouths and then we feel something on
a plate that is just exposed. - [Stevie] Rhett, Rhett, I see you're touching it with your hand. - Yeah, see, I'm just
trying to grab the end- - I'm trying to get it in my mouth. I'm trying to get it in my mouth. I mean, based on the weight and the way my mouth's getting around, I'm gonna go with diaper. (background people laugh) It's not diaper? - [Stevie] No, but that's a good idea. - I got to get it tight though. - Yeah, you're right. - It's cylindrical like a hot dog. - I can't bite it. - [Stevie] It is a little bit cylindrical. I feel like this would
feel good for some reason. - It don't feel great. It feels very pillowy.
- It's cloth. - Like a... It's just like a rolled up rag. - This is whitey tighties? - Oh yeah, it's like underwear that's been rolled up and packaged. - [Stevie] Nope. - Gauze. - Gauze. - [Stevie] There are
stores that specifically only sell these things. - Pantyhose. - [Stevie] No. - And they-
- hair extensions. - [Stevie] They have like, punny names. And I feel like they're
in like, small towns in the downtown area and... It's a craft. - Ornaments. - Ribbons and bows. - [Stevie] Close. - Hair- - [Stevie] Think of a
craft that many people do. That many old people, perhaps. - Bingo? - Crochet? - [Stevie] Close. - Knitting. - [Stevie] Yeah, it's a ball of yarn. - Oh, it's a ball of yarn.
- It's a ball of yarn. - It's a ball of yarn. - Hmm. Okay. - My mother-in-law had a- - Can we do it, Chase? - A shop that sold only bows, hair bows, and it was called Bowdacious. - Do what? - Hair bows?
- Not this one. - Yeah, in like the 80s.
- Not this one. - She had a shop that sold hair bows because it was like for the pageant game. - [Stevie] Mm. - The pageant game. - And it was very popular, Bowdacious. - I get it. - [Stevie] It's a good name. Also, I believe these have all been like, pre-Ziploc'd, Link, so... And we'll see what we can do, but, for your preferred method. - [Chase] Explain it again. - [Stevie] He just wants
the thing out on the plate. - I want you to hand me Ziploc bag that I can shove in my mouth and then I'm going to- - Toothpaste. - I'm gonna go.
- Yeah. - See, you went with
smell again, didn't you? - I went with the smell and texture. - Mm, mm-hm. - Now, if you bite hard enough
on that, you can get it out. See if you can do that. - Hmm. I do like filling my mouth full of the bag and then just kind of biting on it. - I went into somebody's house and they had a painting
in a prominent place that was just a straight up
nicely illustrated naked person. - Naked person. - Just a complete nude. - Was I there? - Nope. And I was like, ah, okay. Wouldn't see that in
North Carolina. (laughs) - Who would have thought that your bedroom would have that stuff in it? - Well, I mean- - Send us a picture. - They're not offensive. Like, if I showed you, you'd
be like, oh, okay, yeah. - Can you send a picture so
we can put it in the episode or just show it to me? - I'll show it to you. - I'm gonna show it to everybody. - I'll show it everybody, but I might have to get the artist credit. But what do you think about that? What do you think about like a fully- - Did we have a bag? - Out in the open fully nude. - So, here's how I
think we should do this. I think you should just
put the bag in your mouth- - Feathers. - What? (background people laugh) - What are you doing? - Is that right? - We're not even, is
the bag in your mouth? - [Stevie] It's an empty bag. It's an empty bag 'cause we're doing it the way that Link wants to do it. - Put the whole bag in
your mouth and then. - (laughs) Well, it could be feathers. I didn't hear anything
you were saying, man. I'm thinking about naked people. - [Stevie] I don't like, this is scary. - Put the bag in your mouth and then wrap it backwards over your face, and if you need to breathe,
breathe through your nose. - Are you saying, and then
they're gonna put the thing in there while it's in our mouths? - [Stevie] Oh, I dislike. No, this is, feels bad.
- Okay, don't do it, don't do it with me in. - [Stevie] Yeah, yeah, this is, Link, this is not, this. (sighs) No, you don't have anything on your plate. Oh Gosh. Okay, now, go ahead, Link. - Mm. Aluminum foil. - [Stevie] No. - It's like a clay substance. - [Stevie] No. - But it gives. It gives... feathers. It's like chewed up gum. - [Stevie] It is a packaged snack. - Cookie dough. - [Stevie] No. - Packaged snack, oh, it's a Snickers bar. - [Stevie] You're in the
right area and I don't- - Three Musketeers. - [Stevie] Know how you're
ever going to guess this. - It's a little Payday. (background people laugh) It's a Milky Way, it's a little Milky way. - [Stevie] It's not chocolate. It is a candy. - [Stevie] What? - I smell bubble gum. - [Stevie] No. - It's gummy. - [Stevie] It is gummy. This, you can play with it. - Laffy Taffy. - [Stevie] No. - You can play with it?
- You can unfold it. - Fruit roll-up! - [Stevie] Yeah, well, no. Well, close enough.
- Fruit Fold-up! - [Stevie] Fruit by the Foot, right? - Oh. - Mm. - Fruit by the Foot, I've never
actually seen it in person. - Ew. (background people laugh) - I've actually never seen
Fruit by the Foot in person. - [Stevie] Can we be finished? - Wow, but I do wanna
open a Fruit by the Foot. - Yeah, I've heard people talk about it. - I've never had it.
- Never had it. - [Stevie] Really? - This is a refill pack. - Do you get a dispenser? - Yeah, doesn't it come on a dispenser? - [Stevie] No. - Yeah, it does, doesn't it? - That's the gum, that's the-
- Bubble tape. - Holy mackerel, look at that. Who would've thought
it would be that long? Good Lord. I mean, come on, that's three feet. Look at that. And it's different colors. This is like Rasta colors. (upbeat electronic music) You eat the whole thing? - Yup. - [Rhett] During February, 3rd
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