Welcome to Good Mythical More. We're gonna taste some nasty snacks. It might be something
that you love, if so, You've got bad taste.
I'm sorry for offending you. But first, let's give $30 to Nikki for repping that merch out
in the wild, #merchicality. You do that, you post it.
Nikki. We might find you and
we might give you $30. Yes. Thanks for being your
Mythical Best, Nikki. All right, Danny. Come on in here. Danny Palumbo. Oh, that's fun. How you guys doing?
Palumb-ah-oh. Wow, you guys look so nice together. Look at your outfits! Yeah, look at us!
Yeah, look at this. What are you doing later, Palumbo? Let's go. Whatever you guys are
doing. Where we going to? I don't know, maybe to 7-Eleven. I feel sick already. I don't know why I'm doing this. Okay. All right, so here's
what we're doing today. These are some of the
worst snacks slash foods we've tasted this month at Sporked. I would like you to rank them from worst-best to worst-worst. However, there is one snack on
here that actually is a decoy and we think tastes pretty darn good. So we would like you to kind
of sus that one out as well. Mm, you dirty devil. Lots of pressure here. Now, 'cause the thing is, you're tasting stuff that
you think is going to be good so that you can get people to buy it. That's the point of Sporked.com, is what's the best thing to buy. I don't know where you want us to start, but I'm just gonna give you this stuff to put back over here. Yeah, okay. Let's start with the, this caught me a lot of flak on TikTok. 'Cause in the process, you are eating some crap, apparently. Yeah, we are. We absolutely are. And I should also say that,
you know, it's all edible. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, good. It's food, you know. It's all designed to be eaten. I kinda do believe there is
no such thing as a bad meal, but, in some cases, there's-
Is there corn dog in here? But you're trying every
product in a category, and then a bunch just
don't make the list at all. I think that's something
that people don't understand. That's exactly right. What is wrong with this? So that is, I should've
explained this first. That is a Field Roast Corn Dog. It's vegan. It's awful. Okie-dokie. Started off near the bottom then? Well, what are you guys tasting right now? Not a corn dog. It's not even just the
dog part that's nasty, the corn bread part on the outside. Yeah. It's hurting'. And we've actually had a good experience with Field Roast before. Absolutely. I don't think
I'm spoiling anything by saying that we also
thought this one was bad. It's clearly not the decoy. Also I don't even know if it's a corn dog. Doesn't there need to be a stick on it for it to be a corn dog? It's a corn dog bite.
That's a good point, man. All right, you can get these
on the side at cook-out. Not these though. No. Are you still eating it? No, I'm trying to figure
out why it's so bad. I'm just trying to isolate the badness. It's vegan. I love that you just peeled it apart like a science experiment. Look at how it came apart.
They're vegan, dude. It's not great. Not great. Yeah, okay all right. We're saying it's the worst right here. We're gonna go worst-worst over here. Worst of the worst, Worst, and then worst-best? Whatever language you guys want to use. Okay, this is Yo Mama's. Yo Mama! Can you grab a couple
of spoons over there? Ooh yeah, I gotcha. We're just gonna eat straight up? Keto- yeah yeah yeah So what is it lacking to be keto? Sugar? Sugar. And you need some sugar in your marinara. Eat sugarless marinara. How do you guys feel about keto diets? Oh my gosh I can't finish this spoonful. It's like medicine. Really? It's so needs something it doesn't have. Right, that's exactly right. It also doesn't have enough salt. It's so flavorless. It actually has 6% sodium
which is just not enough. 6% of your daily value, you
want to get at least 60%. It's definitely better
than the vegan-dogs. I mean, honestly? They're both so bad that
I couldn't tell you but this feels like a punishment for somebody.
If they just added salt. This is a day ruiner. A punishment, a punishment. A pony-shment. That's when a
pony brings you a punishment. You ever ridden a pony? A pony? Yeah. No. How do you get to work? Why did I have to think about that? I absolutely have not
ridden a pony in my life. Most people can't remember
when they rode ponies, because they were before
memories were made. Oh that's right. I don't think so. No horses, no ponies. No horses either? No, you think I should? You haven't ridden a horse? You're like, hey man do you want to live? It took Link until his forties to ride a horse for the first time. Okay! All right I'm getting there. And it was awesome, right? Remember we were there cheering you on. It was so special. You did so good, remember that Linky? I think I figured out
what we're doing later. Oh! We're going riding horses! Riding horses! Ponies! Okay, this is Simple Truth Keto Cinnamon
Flavored Grain Free Cereal. Lotta words. You've wiped this off
of your memory I think. It might be good! You don't
know, one of these is good. Can we have the milk? You want some milk? Yeah, sure. I mean I've got milk in my Sip'n'Fly but it's a bit weird
to come out of a straw. I should also say, I think the decoy is a pretty good decoy. M'kay. So, you might be on the fence. Okay. Let's read about this. Yeah. I can. Keto Grain-Free Cereal. Zero sugar per serving, 4 net carbs. A lotta protein. 12 grams of protein. That scares me. I'm hearing a lot of crunch. It's too hard! Yeah, okay right. No like seriously, I think
it's taken off my enamel. Yeah, yeah. The sound is gonna set off some car alarms outside, I think. Why is it so crunchy? 'Cause it doesn't have something that it needs to make it taste
good or not be so crunchy. What is it made out
of? Whey protein blend. I think human bones. There's a lot of unsolved mysteries in that bowl of cereal right there. It tastes bad. It's bad. The flavor is not as bad as
either of these two things. Let me just say that, but the crunch is frightening
You right. I think it's in a good spot right now, to be honest with you. They made cereal-o's
out of protein powder, is what they did. Wow, you know them? It's just strange. It's gotta real fatty
sort of savory taste. The main ingredient is whey protein blend, I'm telling you. Oh okay. So, whey protein. I'm gonna move these out of the way, Sure, sure, sure. and you can just use the bag. Okay, cool.
It's tolerable. All right, let's knock out some soup. This is helping me, I'm glad none of this is flaming hot. Right. Oh you guys did a
bunch of flaming hots earlier? Where were you? Riding your pony? This is Pacific Foods- He's so busy over at Sporked, he can't even watch us eat
flaming hot just 5 minutes ago. I eating my own flaming hot stuff. That's all right. This is Pacific Foods
Organic Chicken Noodle Soup. Okay? And look at this little, little bowl here. It's cute. It's like an ashtray. You gotta do something with
your ashtrays nowadays. That tastes good Danny. It
doesn't taste bad to me. Okay. All right. There's not something about this and I'm- I mean typically when I get my stock Or the other stuff, broth, I typically don't get Pacific Foods, but- There's not enough sodium in it. It does have 700mLs.
I don't know if I was tasting this next
to other chicken noodle soup, that I would not like it, but it's way better than all of these. Well but, you can't
compare it to this though. This may be the red herring, because when you compare it
to other soups, its decent. I like where y'all's heads at. Meaning that we're kind of enjoying it. I don't know. You're asking the right questions We're gonna wait.
I'll say all that. We're definitely gonna put it down here. It might be the worst chicken noodle soup, but it's better than all this. Whatever goes to the bottom is the thing that doesn't belong at all, so let's just let it take care of itself. Exactly. Palumbo Okie-dokie, this is Progresso
Manhattan Clam Chowder Oh, someone put this here. You want new spoons? Yeah, a new spoon would be great. Less contamination. This is what we're working with here I'm always disappointed
when I order clam chowder, and they bring the red stuff. I will say that. I like
the New England style. Uh, no this is New England style. No, this is Manhattan. Oh Manha- yeah you're right. Okay, sorry that is what you said. Is that big white thing a clam? Okay I think that might be a potato. It is. It is? Yeah. You're all over it. Thanks, man.
This is heinous! I'm pretty good at this. This is heinous. Yeah. This is heinous. Tastes like dog food. When you know what clam chowder can be- And you know what dog food is, then you know that this is not good. Okay So it's worse than that. We're definitely- Is it worse than the cereal? No. The cereal is so crunchy, that I just feel like I can't move it. All right. We're literally eating
things in our ranking order. Did you know that was gonna happen? No, I did not know that.
Maybe subconsciously. I didn't plan too hard. This is key-lime pie? Key-lime pie M&Ms. I believe this is an Easter invention. I believe they came around
a spring, years ago. Well, I love Key-Lime
pie, and I like M&Ms. Great. Hey, I'm with you You want to do a little pour-age? Are they all the same flavor,
just different colors? I believe so, yes. There's a dark red, a light- I'm also colorblind. There's no red in here. Is that not red? There's a dark green,
a light green, and a- It looks peach. Again, I'm a little colorblind so I dunno. I could be wrong. So I'm gonna eat one of each together, and see if it like... Interesting flavor. I like how your holding them. Sure! You're good at what you do,
we're good at what we do. That's absolutely right. I don't hate these, let me
just say that right up top. They're definitely not
as good as Key lime pie. And there's a little bit
of a fake-y lime flavor that I think could make some
people really hate them. But for me, just because I
like the Key lime pie flavor, this could be a decoy. I think it's the decoy.
These aren't bad at all. So I'm gonna put 'em at the
bottom, but we ain't done yet. Warheads! Warheads, homie? Pick a flavor, you guys
have had Warheads, right? Well, yeah. Yeah, this is just regular Warheads? Regular Warheads. Well, they're Extreme Sour version. It's too big of a bag! I don't know why we got this big bag. Is that what we're judging? The size of the bag.
The bag's too big. I got an apple one because that's the one that I think I would like the most. I got black cherry. I'm gonna have one too.
I'm gonna have watermelon. Woo! That's good. A lot of people like this, and I kinda do too. Spoiler.
You don't? You hate 'em? I don't like Warheads!
That was the last one. Do you like sour? I do. I don't like sour on the outside. I want sour on the inside. Oh wow. So this was for a card candy ranking and there's a hard candy,
and I think it's called Perla de Sol or something,
it's an Italian candy. You can get it at Walmart. Pearl of the Soul? Perla de Sol, or something? Oh. Like pearl of the soul. I don't speak Italian, Pearl of great price. Yeah, pearl of great price. And it's got the sourness in the middle, its like a little sour goo. A lil' surprise! Yeah, but you guys like Warheads! Um, they are better- I like the Key-lime the most. I like the Key-lime M&Ms more
than I like the Warheads. I think we should push 'em
all the way to the end. But I'd put the Warheads
right next to them. Interesting. Okay, maybe it's
just a very divisive thing? Yeah 'cause to me the Warheads
are just Warheads, man. Its like, you know what
you're signing up for. I feel like it singes my tongue. Like its ruining my palette
for the rest of the day. Let me tell ya right now, Oh shoot dude, you gotta
watch out for that. So, super sour stuff, which is almost exclusively
made sour with malic acid, malic acid in large amounts and also a lot over time,
damages your enamel. So if you're like a
super sour candy person, you need to talk to your dentist. Because you do not get the
enamel back once you lose it. Did that happen to you? Yes. We ate a super sour, malic
acid bomb on another show. Some sort of publication
that make YouTube videos. And they were like, "No one's ever kept it in their mouths nearly as long as you guys did." And we're like, "Who do you think we are?" And then my dentist was like, "Um, what happened to your enamel?" Oh whoa. Like legit was concerned. And I haven't even been to the dentist, I'm too scared. I had to change my
toothpaste and everything. Wow. I'm over it now. I didn't go to the dentist
for over 10 years one time. One time! There's only so many
'one times' in your life, when one time is 10 years. You know, that one decade. I went and my dentist was like, "Hey, you're fine but
don't ever do that again." I was like, "All right. Sure enough." Don't you ever do that again! Okay. You guys were right, Key-lime pie M&M's, of course.
Yes! These are heavily divisive though. The only person in the office that didn't like them, was Gwynedd. But me, Naajia, Jordan, Justine, we did this for an Easter candy rankings, and we did it again for an M&M rankings. It's good once every 10 years. I like it! You think so? Yeah. Yeah, they're solid.
I'm once a year. They're solid. How do you feel about
the rest of our rankings? Oh! Pretty good. Although, I mean, you guys were
hitting the nail on the head. When you compare this with
other chicken noodle soups, it lacks. Trevor sat in for this
taste test, and he said, I believe, "It looks brown,
and it tastes brown." I could see that, it's so hard to tell when you don't have another
thing to compare it too. It's lacking salt. I think the Manhattan Clam
Chowder is an abomination. Yeah, yeah. It just shouldn't be a thing. It's not a chowder anymore!
There's gotta be cream in it! It should not be a thing. It really shouldn't be a thing, Manhattan. I'm shouting about food again. And then this, the
Simple Truth Keto Cereal. It hurts man.
Yeah, it hurts. There is a pretty decent keto
cereal called Catalina Crunch, and it is very crunchy but it brings a really nice
Cinnamon Toast Crunch flavor. Catalina Crunch. Sounds like a boxer from the 20's Yo Mama's, we also just thought there was like a bit of a sourness there because you can't have sugar in a sauce. I think marinara, pizza sauce, its all good when it has a
little tomato paste in it, which has some sugar. That does not, so... Maybe they should've put some Splenda or something in there, right? You gotta do something to
make it have some sweetness and there's nothing. They just didn't even do it! I don't know if Splenda is the answer. Yo Mama's sucks so bad,
Okay. That her sauce sucks! That hurts. Yeah right, she's really
gonna feel that one. But do you agree that the
worst of the worst is... Dude, yes! Inexplicably bad. Yeah and vegan TikTok kinda came after me a little bit for saying that. I saw that! Yeah. Yeah, there are a lot of people Vegan TikTok? Who really like those for some reason. So it's crazy that- Well Field Roast is
typically a good company. Yes! I don't remember what we had that we preferred Field Roast. You gotta put on your vegan goggles. I like vegan food. But I don't like it when it
tries to play by meat's rules. Yeah, tough to win that game. I thought that was far and away the worst. Well, look at us. Agreeing
with Danny Palumbo-oh! Palumbo-oh! I'm gonna go poop and
hope it doesn't burn! Okay. Ever wonder what the stars say you should be drinking? Head to Sporked.com for a round up of summer bev's by zodiac sign.
