Welcome to Good Mythical More. Guess who got a new dog? Me.
And still has For my birthday.
his other dog. But first, before we meet Sean
and talk to you about him, he's a little nervous, as
you can tell. He's shaking. He actually looks happy. I'm gonna tell you a
random disturbing fact. The last person to be executed
by guillotine was in 1977. That means, cause I was born
in 1977, happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to you. 45 years old. That means
that maybe the last person to be killed by guillotine
was reincarnated as me. Anything's possible. Anything is possible. So Sean, hello Sean. This is Sean. Look at him when he pants,
he looks like he's smiling. This is what he looks like
when he is just out and about. Aw, look. There's his butthole. So you've got a couple of white dogs. Yeah. Well, he has a, you
know, he's not fully white. He has a little bit, this is one of the reasons
that we adopted him because we thought this was really cute. Okay, so here's the story. The black spot on his face? Yeah. Here's the story of Sean. Jesse has been talking about,
let's push this out here. We don't need this here. Jesse has been talking about us adding to the McLaughlin clan
for quite some time. And I was like, I love
Barbara. She's great. We don't need another dog. I love dogs, but like we're
we value, I value convenience. But, you know, we had another
dog and it went so well. Did it go well? Well, Jasper, he would,
you know, he liked to pee on a lot of stuff indoors,
but other than that, yeah. Yes, Sir. And so we would send
pictures in our family thread over and over again. And one day Jesse sent this
picture to the family thread. Okay? You may or may not recognize
him, but that's Sean. It looks like an older Sean. And so as you can see,
he just looks so happy, and he's got that fur,
we like those furry dogs, also, we like hairy
dogs versus furry dogs. I'm not exactly sure the distinction, but I just know it's
better for people like me who are actually allergic to dogs. Right. So I don't, so
Barbara doesn't bother me and Sean doesn't bother me. So we go and we meet Sean, like this is the first time
we'd actually seen the picture, and then gone and met the dog. So this was, like we're the most impulsive
people on the planet. We knew as soon as we met him we were gonna want him
and wanna take him home. So we meet Sean and that
day Sean had more hair than you see in that picture. And it was all like, I
don't know if it was the... One of them just farted, by the way. Me. Sean, was that you, I know you're nervous. You got a nervous farts? He did a little toot? That definitely was a dog fart. I don't think it was a Link fart. I smelled enough of those to know. And so we go and see him and he is like, his hair is all matted
and like dreadlocked, and it was like, what happened? And they were like, "Well, you know he's
been here for a while, and we've had requests to get him adopted, but he's really timid and he needs to go to a house with another dog." So we brought Barbara and he met Barbara, and he seemed to kind of
be indifferent to Barbara, and Barbara's kind of indifferent to him, but they, "Oh, it's kind of a good sign because he's not mad at her." And so we're like, "Okay, we'll take him." But, and they were like, "Well, we need to groom him." And we're like, "Yeah sure
you need to groom him." So we go back and we
pick him up on Friday, and this is what he looks
like when we picked him up. Whoops. He got skinny. We brought home a
completely different dog. It's like they put his head
on a different dog's body. Yeah. Like a hairless dog's body. And he was just like, so much smaller than I thought he was. And like, so he is in the
process of growing his hair out and I think he's pretty cute. He's in the process of
becoming more and more cute. But they said, this is
the thing you gotta know about adopting dogs. Just like when you're renting an apartment or trying to buy a house. Everything that they say
in the little write-up, is designed to make you
want to adopt this dog. So when they say, Yeah. "He's a little timid",
means he's very timid. Yeah. The first couple of days
all he did was stand in one spot and just shake the whole time. In your house? Yeah. They said that he
was abused in some way. We don't know exactly
what, but he has adjusted to the house. He's still very nervous most of the time, but he's definitely not like Barbara. Like if somebody comes to the house, he wants to kill them. Like he was getting his, he was
in the groomer the other day and getting his toenails cut, and he bit the groomer. And they were like, "You have to go to the vet now
to get the dog toenails cut." And so I- They banned Sean? He's been banned from the groomer. So he is adjusting to life in a positive reinforcement environment. I mean, in all fairness, his previous experience at the
groomer ended up with this. Right? Yeah. He's like,
"Don't do that to me." You know, so the biting
might be justified. And they also said that
he was house trained and if they, what they meant
by that is he is trained to crap and pee in the house, I believe. Because he is very reliably doing that. Yeah. We have gotten him to do most
of his business outside now. Do you wanna get at, you wanna
get down and walk around? Barbara is digging into trash. Yes. Okay, I'll let him
walk around a little bit. Well, if you put him down, then there's... Yeah, I'm gonna bring
him back in a second. Let him adjust. He's just checking things out. He's actually very friendly. It's just when he's in his territories, when he becomes a little
bit difficult to deal with. No Barbara, don't eat my trash. And we've gotten him
to outside a few times, but now, I don't know if
this has ever happened to one of your dogs, but you know, it rained the other day for
the first time in forever. I don't think Sean has ever seen rain. He's two years old, but... The grass got wet. Sean
stepped in the grass. Now the grass is very dangerous and scary. And so now he won't go onto the grass. He comes through the edge of the grass. You could put any kind of
treats you want to on the grass. He comes through the grass and he's like, "I can't do it. It was wet one time." And so then he comes back and he's so worried about
his feet getting wet, but then what he does,
he goes on the concrete, he pees on the concrete, he
just kinda lowers himself. He pees on the concrete and
then he walks through it. He walks through it? Like he always gets one
foot in his own pee. And I'm like, dude, do you
see what's happening here? The grass is now dry. Yeah. Well my dogs are like, especially Jade. Jade, well I guess it is just Jade. Well first of all, Jasper
won't pee until Jade has peed. And then Jasper will pee
on where Jade has peed. Really? In the same spot? Every single time, he
waits for her to pee. So if she doesn't go, then he don't go. And if it rains, Jade will
not go on anything wet. Now that is like a Dachshund trope, so, I don't know, maybe
Sean's got some dachs in him. But yeah, Jade will not
go on the wet rocks, but she will go on the wet grass. She's so into rock.
Really? Yeah. Let me bring 'em back in. I'll show you another
one of Sean's features. And is it Sean? It's S-E-A-N right? It's not- Yeah. So again. S-H-A-W-N Sean was his name and they
said he knew his name. And we were like, "Well, Sean sounds like that kind of thing we would name our dog anyway." Sean. Sean. Sean. So Sean McLaughlin, he is not named after Jacksepticeye, which is also Sean McLaughlin. Oh yeah. But we did notice he has the ability, if you get a good look at his eyes, he can look in two different
places at the same time. Look this way. Like look at him. Look, the eyes don't quite line up, which gives him 180 degree vision. He's got 180 degree vision. We requested that. We said, "Can we get one of his eyes
to move out a little bit, so he can see who's coming up behind him?" And they were like,
"That can be arranged." I think you can do that here, follow my eyes with your hand? I can cross my eyes, but I
can't intentionally do that. Here's the other thing. He has a wiener and
that's not something that, yeah, you know, you
look like you're almost about to touch it. They can see. I'm not gonna touch it. I didn't touch it. You know, when you have a female dog, which they call that a bitch, when you have a bitch, you're constantly just
rubbing the bitch's belly. I mean, I rub my bitch's
belly all the time. And then you get a boy dog,
which is, what is that? What do they call that? A wiener. A butch? What are they? No, that's not. What do you call? A bull? What is a boy dog? What is the official dog name? Like what would a dog
breeder call a boy dog? A sire. It's a stud. A stud. So when you've got a stud
and you're rubbing the belly, you're like, you keep making
incidental wiener contact, and it's just been an adjustment for me. Only if a dog is used for breeding, and it's a male dog, is it called a stud. Otherwise it's just called a dog. We are breeding Sean and Barbara, they've already got a litter on the way. We got Dr. Hymann to reverse
both of their surgeries. But look how, he's so nervous, look how he grabs onto my hands. I know, he's sweet. Can I hold him? He's okay. Everything's fine. He looks happy though. He's not really happy. It's just that
Good boy. he's, I mean he's not unhappy. Good boy.
But we think when dogs breathe in
that's why they fooled us with the picture. Like, "Oh, he looks so
happy and well adjusted." No, he was just panting. That's all that was happening. But he's actually made
remarkable progress in just about You're remarkable. A month. You're remarkable.
Or so. I can't get over the
fact that Dr. Hymann was that far from me as close
as I am to you right now. And I just could not remember who he was. I can't believe that you
didn't know who he was, either because I was like- It was because of the drugs he had me on. If I get this, surely Link's gonna get it. But you didn't. I did not have a clue. And then the moment that I realized it and I saw that you didn't, I was like, "Link's gonna be blown away by this." And listen, this is no exaggeration. This is true story. True story. Last night. Last night I had a dream, that Christie and I decided
to have another baby. Isn't that weird that Dr.
Hymann was here today? Can he reverse the procedure? Yeah. Because this morning I
was talking to Christie, I was like, "You'll never believe that I dreamt that you and I were
gonna have another baby." And she was like, "Do you want to?" And I'm like, "What? No, it was a nightmare." Hold on. She's open to it? Apparently. I talk about it sometimes with Jesse. I'm the one who's more
open to it than Jesse is. The first thing this morning, it doesn't happen all the time, but we both rolled over in bed
and we looked at each other, we were both awake. And she was the first person to say, "I had a dream last night that somebody was trying
to get me to get back with my ex-boyfriend." And I was like, "Well, did you do it?" And she said, "No." And I said, "Well, I had a dream that we
decided to have another baby." And she said, "Well, you can't do it." I was like, "Yeah, you need to hook up
with your ex-boyfriend." She laughed. That was a little bedtime
moment that we had this morning. But I don't know why I dream, I would... Lando and I, Lando's got
me watching The Simpsons. Have you heard of this show? Yeah. I've seen it a few times. I'm watching The Simpsons with Lando and we watched the
episode where Bart wants to have a little brother. So like, he's trying to do all this stuff to like get his parents
to make a little brother. And I think that was two nights ago. You know how when something happens and then it's not that night, but you dream next night? You dream about it two nights. Why is it two nights later? It's gotta settle
Sean? into the right spot in your brain. Yeah. So it was like, I did really, the fact that we got so happy about making another baby was like, it made it a nice dream,
but a waking nightmare. I mean there's no part of me that wants to make another baby. I mean, like, I'm already
gearing up for grandchildren. Yeah, that's what I decided. I'll just wait for the
grandkids at this point. Yep. It's not, it's actually not that far off. He's got a spot right here of like a black little hair place. There's a couple of places. And then right there he is got like a black Right there.
little hair place. And then it's not really a spot.
He's part dalmatian. We don't know what he is. Obviously what was revealed
when he was shaved is that there's some chihuahua in there. Rhett, we didn't want you to think that we had forgotten
about your birthday gift, because
Oh yeah. the crew did get you I'd
say a little something, but it's actually a big something. Okay. I also got you something. Oh my goodness. How is Sean gonna feel about this? This is gonna confuse him. He's so tall, the top of
placard doesn't even fit in the main shot. You gotta kind of. Yeah, you wanna, I don't know how to Well that's... Hey look. Maybe can we go horizontal? Look, it's your daddy and your sister. It's your daddy and your sister, look all together in one being. Here we go. Look at him. See he's looking at me and
that me at the same time. That is strange. Barbara, come here. Bring Barbara in here. So Stevie also as someone who, you know, has an adopted dog that
took a while to adjust. You know, I'm about, I think we're about two
months in with Sean. Seven weeks in?
Well, Rico had diapers when we got him. So there's hope that I could
have a well adjusted dog. I mean he's getting closer, but- Yeah. Are you doing the like
bell-by-the-door thing? Yeah. He learned to ring
the bell to go outside. Okay. Yeah. He learned that pretty fast.
He saw Barbara do that. I think he's actually smart. We brought a trainer over and she started doing
all this stuff with him, and then we were like, "Oh, so he's not stupid,
it's just us that's stupid." Yeah. This is your spot. You see that the trainers
who know what to do with dogs and he actually responded pretty well. Barbara. He was pretty food motivated. Barbara. Sean, Sean, look at me. I do not think Sean needs any other additional
things happening to him. He's like, "I'm so overwhelmed." Barbara shows up at work and she's just like so excited to see people and Sean's like, "Is this okay? I don't know if this is okay." He'll get a lot more comfortable. I mean, to your point
about Jasper, I mean, about them saying things
and like putting it in the salesmanship like. They said that Jasper was a little clingy, and then basically he
could not be detached from Christie because
he had so much anxiety. And Sean wouldn't let anyone touch him, including us for the first 48 hours. But he's doing so much
better. Where does he sleep? In the bed. In your bed? Yeah. In the last- With Barbara? Yeah. Last night they
both slept up against me. I love it. I know both dogs sleep against me, but- I love it.
It'll get to a point where they gonna disturb your sleep. No. That's what's happening with the- Mine? I got up three times last night with Jade. Barbara never gets up. Sean gets up about 05:30
and wants to go pee. Which is an improvement
cause it used to be, like, last week it was, "I get outta the bed
and pee on the ground, in your bedroom." Yeah. And now he's going to the door and hitting the door to get out, so. Oh, that's good. He is improving. He'll do that? And Rhett, I don't want you to think that the Mythical Society
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