Family Guy Glenn Quagmire The Best Of Part 1

reverend peter i got to talk to you last night i had sex with a teenage blonde and her mother well that's quite a story quagmire but my church doesn't have confession so there's really no reason for you to tell me are you kidding i'm telling everybody thank you so much for helping me tear up my carpet well you know lois i i got to confess uh when you called me i sort of misunderstood what you were asking for that's why i rushed over but uh it's well it's fine it's fine whatever i'm i'm happy to help hey yeah lois you want me to leave a little strip in this thing maybe a lightning bolt unicorn something like that no i want it all gone glenn all right we're going brazilian we opened today's bidding with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute 50 bucks she had nine stds 45 bucks and when we caught her she wet herself 50 bucks boy you guys i really appreciate all the help you've been giving us except for you quagmire you ain't done nothing what the hell you talking about lois is gonna get the entire female vote cause of me i've been having sex with every woman in town non-stop for the past two days you know how many sperm i got left one he's all alone in there and he's scared all right he's scared sex some people have it anonymously what kind of person would do that you might ask well i'm about to find out i just picked up a complete stranger in a hotel bar and he's in the bathroom right now possibly doing drugs watch as i have sex with this potentially dangerous man as we take you in depth and undercover i've never had a spanish chick before oh it's magic hour with dark chocolate and the ride we trust [Music] guys check it out quagmire's trying to get lucky hey gorgeous you want to come home with me i'm with my husband lose the zero get with a hero little violent for you don't you think i'll be right over there mr griffin what i do with my husband is none of your business husband morning pete hope you and molly can still join us for dinner tonight come here baby let's go play school girl and guy who has sex with school girl god let's see what else is there um i never gave a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance oh god i uh i never picked up an illegal alien at home depot to take home and choke me while i touched myself oh come on uh i never did the same thing but with someone from joanne fabrics oh god this is ridiculous hey lois i'm ready for your pie and you made dessert too oh oh glenn i love all your sex jokes and your dirty puns that's why i married you let's go upstairs and do it okay whoa you guys got to try this hey look at me i'm a pole in the strip club oh it's show time oh no oh no oh hey false alarm hey everybody meg just had her first period peter shut up it's three in the morning what the hell's going on out there damn it people are trying to sleep i'm just saying i'm proud of her she's a woman yay yes peter that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning but right now i am exhausted uh peter this is not the best time glenn are you coming yeah honey i'll be right there i'll be right there uh peter i'm really slammed right now can you give me the short version uh what uh what's going on in there nothing so uh as you can see my family's here and uh it's it's game night we're playing sexy oh hey uh this the week you guys were coming out um mr quagmire can i use your toothpaste oh my god excuse me hey no problem meg you probably bought me another three minutes nice figure eight mom all right hey baby how'd you like to share a pair of skates sure ah never mind boy you look a lot better from the back you jerk oh hey baby you want to go somewhere no no no no no wait wait quagmire remember what's on the other side hey there sweetie how old are you 16. 18. you're first mom i like where this is going giggity giggity gay dear diary jackpot a couple of teeth and some toenail clippings and we'll be ready for our date well gonna need some help here all right [Music] so you ladies ever been penetrated now perhaps some young gentlemen would like to light me up allow me so uh what's uh what's going on you ever get freaky with that thing or what

Channel: Cartoon Family Dad

Views: 112,042

Keywords: Family Guy, Cutaway, Familyguy, familyguy, family guy, cutaway, compilation, funniest, best, glenn, quagmire

Id: K6O8SjpC5VA

Length: 5min 46sec (346 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 16 2022