Family Guy Funniest Moments Season 3 Part 2

so this is some kind of shampoo commercial right do i have to sleep with the dog in this one hey can someone fluff paul he's got like a windsock thing going on so this is some kind of shampoo commercial right oh crap the lapd come on peter i want to save some tape for the hollywood sign okay hey thanks a lot you guys hey our pleasure have a nice vacation sir you got a nice wiggle baby you want to be in a movie huh little girl girl action maybe peter good luck buddy i've been barking up that tree for 17 years good evening tonight's top story quahog is infested with loud hairy creatures also known as new yorkers they migrate north every autumn to see the foliage and i think i speak for all of us when i say that new york and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick yo maddie check out those colors yellow like a taxi orange like the ball at the knicks game and red like the sauce on my mamma mia's goo gods yeah and brown like the guys i don't pick up in my cab beautiful aren't you precious i don't know fellas i think there's potential in this crowd hey honey why don't you turn around and show me the lower east side sure whoa transvestite back off wait a sec pre-op or post-op pre-op whoa transvestite back off you're right this place blows [Music] geez lois look at the garbage those damn leafers dumped on our lawn new york post new york magazine the new york mets that was strangely arousing hello 9-1-1 it's quagmire yeah yeah yeah it's in a window this time and shame on the network that puts this junk on the air uh peter peter maybe you shouldn't say anything bad about the network oh why what are they gonna do cut our budget i'm gonna go get a beer dearly beloved we are gathered here today to celebrate the joining of these two young people in the bonds of holy matrimony consecrated before god almighty when i stick this army guy with the sharp band that up my nose it tickles my brain oh no i don't know math i just want to kill myself i'm going upstairs right now and eat a whole bowl of peanuts i'm allergic to peanuts you don't know anything about me who was that guy stewie look what i found my trikey what's going on down here oh we're playing house that boy is all tied up roman polanski's house oh there he goes good stuff good stuff good stuff good stuff good stuff [Music] duh art [Music] come on pal it's my first day at fat oh that's it buddy jesus is not really dead but that he must let the world think that he is dead until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh sorry we're out of towels uh let me get that for you sir peter get in the car okay but it'll cost you what do you want a cleveland steamer i said get in the car what's a cleveland steamer it means that he'll whoa whoa be cool be cool yeah should go to maple street and then take a left and then uh you go uh okay so you want a party or what get on this car right now it's eerie isn't it like looking into the future allow me to introduce the best of the best the black knight himself and this is his trophy winch made madeleine [Music] ding what's thou take a gander underneath my frock sure whatever floats your boat there you go geez freaking perverts what's that daddy well that's mercury jake the planet closest to the sun what is doing down here by the wharf i haven't the foggiest but we should probably ask a scientist i'm a guy you jackass you know how much time i've spent on the ocean wilson what are we gonna do now well son wilson my name is voigt dumbass we opened today's bidding with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute 50 bucks she had nine stds 45 bucks and when we caught her she wet herself 50 bucks get out your ring peter that's not gonna come on one to twin powers activate form of steam peter we got these in a box of frankenberry oh come on you're our best friend peter besides i can remember a time when you saved all our butts yeah yeah too bad i didn't get there till after the sodomy get out of the damn car now screaming you're dead thanks for the ride lady all right i'm just going to put on a pair of gloves and we'll deliver this baby these don't feel like gloves at all they feel like used needles but this is where i always keep the gloves well maybe if i dig deeper nope just feels like more needles well that's the craziest thing oh now i'm sure this isn't the glove drawer it's a beautiful baby girl oh a baby girl i'm so happy but she has a penis well we'll have to do something about that hey here's the broken condom that led to my birth and the resulting lawsuit bought us this house you're my favorite mistake you see meg i'm the favorite well at least the tv gets decent reception huh must be some kind of nature show oh oh god oh it's everywhere ah it's in my raccoon wounds oh god oh god yeah too bad you always blow it in the interview so peter where do you see yourself in five years don't say doing your wife don't say doing your wife don't say doing your wife doing your son you know uh the kids are gonna be at that town social for a while i think i know where you're going [Laughter] anyway you're dead you're mine now fellaini oh nice someone's awfully rude ah my fanny is not on the menu oh god me and lois's old man have never gotten along hey i got an email from mr pewterschmidt oh my god [Music] was was he just master oh my do we do we rub his nose in it i know where i go when i want to relax i know the guy that owns this place what i said i know the guy oh i'll tell you later i love this song peter i didn't know you were a sailor i didn't know you look so good in shorts ow what oh you don't have an eye spliced in this morning line here i'll just tie a bowline in there and make one for you that's it holder oh my god he's violating sea breeze no no he's just awkwardly positioning himself now he's violating sea breeze don't want to go the dog napper has been traced to the sleazy motel ah i see my colleague tom tucker is already on the scene who's that baby hello this is tom tucker evil twin todd tucker out to destroy his brother's reputation ha-ha-ha now i'm going back inside to have freaky sex with my prostitute with whom i still have 45 minutes now back to this breaking news

Channel: Cartoon Family Dad

Views: 5,110

Keywords: Family Guy, American Dad, Cutaway, Familyguy, familyguy, family guy, american dad, americandad, cutaway

Id: Kxx4n7ya5YM

Length: 9min 40sec (580 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 06 2022