Family Guy Funniest Moments Season 3 Part 1

you still have 13 more minutes oh do i hmm i uh i noticed you got a new receptionist nice little body on her huh that's my daughter well we could probably call this an early day huh oh this is my favorite event catch the greased up deaf guy go you're never gonna catch me you're wasting your time forgetting about it who'll do something else see your next meal we have to work together so that our steps okay come on everyone exercise is an important part of recovery just work with the resistance of the water ten more reps okay and one and two and three oh yeah i'm also addicted to boobies [Music] that mcgriffin guy was so cool totally i'm never doing drugs now got milk hey meg 18 yet no hey chris how are you well i'm glad this is great we haven't done anything together like this since we saw mike tyson get beat all right mike the word again is onomatopoeia uh c i'm sorry that's incorrect oh dang well what do you expect those bastards turned a whole generation of americans into smokers with their damn subliminal advertising timmy where's lassie she's out in the orchard ma peaches are coming in mighty early this year smoke you know what they say timmy early peaches long summer smoke what's that lassie are you smoking yet dad what's the blowhole for i'll tell you what it's not for son and when i do you'll understand why i can never go back to sea world well i guess i better get busy [Applause] oh my god stewie no oh god what have i done i knew smoking was bad but but i still sold my soul and for what martha stewart come on kids we got to put a stop to this now ah finally [Music] we interrupt this program to bring you a special bulletin on the approach of hurricane norman here with an update is greg the weather mime okay it's gonna be cold very cold and and there's gonna be wind and people's parents will throw fecal matter down on them from the rooftops how awful oh no i'm i'm sorry that's that's rain yes it'll rain right this way everyone bless you for helping us father it's god's wish my dear all right evening gents how about a nice warm lager and help yourself to a packet of crisps or a ruddy noise plum pudding holy crap it's a gay bar we now go live to asian reporter tricia takanawa for a look at how locals are dealing with the imminent disaster tricia diane i'm hearing thank you trisha stay tuned for further ah what the hell is he talking about oh it's cricket marvelous game really you see the bowler hurls the ball towards the bathroom who tries to play with a fine leg he endeavors to score by dashing between the creatures provided the wicketkeeper hasn't whipped his bells off of course anybody get that the only british idiom i know is that [ __ ] means cigarette well someone tell this cigarette to shut up [Music] so you ladies ever been penetrated well well officer swanson you and your friends are dead you're all dead oh good he thinks we're zombies he'll leave us alone [Applause] my god i can walk it's a miracle sorry dad just get the chair nice figure eight mom [Music] got your nose oh yeah well i got your face calm down chris it's only a trick yeah i don't think i'll ever beat you hey chris what's with your leg oh my god that's not your leg oh my god where's stewie he's around ah let me out of this stink-filled corduroy dungeon peter that's sick it's okay he's outside the underwear have fun [Laughter] okay everyone get ready say hello to the lovers oh kids you don't need to do anything special for our anniversary just your father i hope he doesn't wait and get your gift at the last minute again my goodness a human thumb where did you ever find this it was on ebay oh god call an ambulance if lois finds out i'm ditching her to play golf she'll hit me with a frying pan which is why i'm gonna drink this frying pan antidote all right hit me with this didn't work mom i found dad's first clue i can't believe your father organized this usually he can't even handle simple tasks peter why is there a diaper in the lamp socket ah lois he's done it again wait a minute you know get your hair cut give you good clean [Music] shave maybe some cologne the chicks will be all over you gee you you really think so absolutely uh hey can i join you i guess what's your name josh do you like live around here no i uh i live with my mom let's get out of here see you josh tell your mom we said hi heads up sorry quagmire your crotch just looks like lois to me well let's ask her then hey lois should peter sit around and mope all night or should peter go out with his buddy and have some fun all right that truck's coming up on us awful fast holy crap do you see what i see i'm afraid i do we're being chased by ghosts all right hey who knows you might even uh you know i'm not following you intercourse huh i like animals uh-huh because they're like people just little furry people yeah um hey you ever go on the internet they got some cool stuff there on that internet oh yeah i bought these shoes from a company on the internet because they don't test on animals wow you know animals never have war war is an invention of mankind what the hell are you talking about animals fight all the time not with nuclear arms you can't hug your children with nuclear arms check blaze

Channel: Cartoon Family Dad

Views: 9,997

Keywords: Family Guy, American Dad, Cutaway, Familyguy, familyguy, family guy, american dad, americandad, cutaway

Id: SQVJVYJ3haM

Length: 8min 28sec (508 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 06 2022