Family Guy Funniest Moments Season 4 Part 4

all right uh i couldn't find your toys so uh why don't you just play with this blow dryer and these rattles yeah guess that's it well you probably want me to get out of your hair so uh here's to drano in case there's a clog uh soap's right there next to the radio and towels are on the roof so uh good night what are you doing censoring real life his chin looks like balls you want me to cover that too oh you can have sex just no moaning no tongue kissing no thrusting no movement whatsoever well this isn't very romantic i mean how are we supposed to i'm done night lois i'm kelly mcgillis and i'm here to talk to you about rape ladies look to your left now look to your right statistics indicate that both of those men will rape you i'm not gonna rape you i might don't worry i hear they have great makeup sex oh that feels so good hello like that oh oh i thought about this all day oh not so fast you are hurting me well my my mr hoover's come to visit i i i don't want to see mr hoover i wonder if mr hoover has anything to say about all this lois this is not funny i i i really don't want to see mr who ah stop stop it stop it it's scaring me leave me alone it's so loud stop stop it stop it all right okay all right i'll study i'll study uh where is stewie is that a baby in there oh my god he's gonna miss the game wow it looks like michael jackson's coming right at me ah breaking into grandma and grandpa's house this is more exciting than that time i saw bobby mcferrin fall down all those stairs cool i bet he's even weirder than that commercial i saw hey is that that new butter substitute it sure is is it true it has half the calories of butter or margarine with all the great taste yup can i have some get your own take that you [ __ ] oh what the hell how'd you like that hey joke's on you i have hepatitis wow that set him off like a paul shafer fire alarm [Music] this will be a bigger disaster than when peter did tara reed's boob job oop drop some pepperoni on there you know what that works sew it up don't worry lois i'm good at finding people i was the one who found bush after hurricane katrina uh mr president are you up there go away sir there's a disaster in new orleans i'm reading super fudge you got to come down and deal with this don't make me do stuff i haven't been this disappointed since i lost my virginity [Applause] uh oh you want to get some breakfast or something i peter griffin hereby establish the first united church of the farns fonzie if this be your will give me a sign hi i'm lindsay lohan this is how a crab walks it sure is fonzie be praised reverend peter i got to talk to you last night i had sex with a teenage blonde and her mother well that's quite a story quagmire but my church doesn't have confession so there's really no reason for you to tell me are you kidding i'm telling everybody giggity oh meg i think you're just trying to fit in by pretending to be something you're not like the time peter pretended to be racist to get out of jury duty awful lot of honkies in here god you're as transparent as your father was when he pretended to be a hasidic jew to get off work good morning hebrews and hebrews what a glorious jewish day hey how about all those coupons in the sunday paper huh some good deals there hey you know i went into a store last week and they wanted 800 bucks for a tv but i used them down to 500. well maybe if i'd seen you kiss your girlfriend fine what was that what is she your grandmother that's no kiss watch this [Music] when's the beating gonna come brian just tell me when it's gonna come just do something anything look look i'll do it i'll do it first look look i'll do it even worse oh oh look how hurt i am we're even now [Music] oh my god you blew it up you really did it damn you all to hell i love you glenn i love you too insane woman i'm having second thoughts about what all right i gotta go i got tickets to celine dion i'm not gonna kill her i'm just gonna watch her die on her own anyone anyone hey doc what did you do with my mom's fat oh it's right here in this storage closet uh it's exactly what it looks like here they come kiss me come on we gotta follow them stewie huh oh oh everything all right uh yeah uh hey listen freaking shot in the dark you wanna do something sometimes um uh i think i'm okay uh-oh do i take it out or do i leave it in do i take it out or do i leave it in wow you know from the other side that's kind of annoying good as new oh come on well it's encouraging to know that i'm not the only mayor west who's facing difficulties but what i need now is a diversion let's see [Music] hmm jingle keys my god i'm a tomato i should warn you i have a tiny bulletproof shield the exact size of a bullet somewhere on my body and if you hit it i'll be unharmed and your plan will be foiled you'll be the laughingstock of me i don't want to shoot you mayor west good because i'm incredibly crafty hey what's that on the ceiling ha ha now i'm over here don't worry joe i'm good with tight situations like when i save luke skywalker's life okay luke this will keep you warm until i get the shelter built you sure this is okay yeah you're just cutting into the fat a bit of breaking news a local family is forced out of their home by ghosts who are they going to call ghostbusters tom no diane their insurance company that's just stupid what you said you know you shouldn't be poking around out here white men have been spotted nearby laying traps and forming slow-pitched softball leagues well whatever makes them happy live and let live that's what i say and i'm sure that's what they say too hello i'm cleveland from south carolina wow you're a different color than me would you like to be equals what's your name toby with an i with an accent over the eye and a little line over the o so you know it's a long vowel sound and not a short one and sometimes i like to dot the eye with a little smiley face or a heart or something something to brighten the reader's day i asked you what your name was honey you keep that up it's whatever you want it to be um excuse me hi yeah is is there like a human resources guy we could talk to um i have a work-related grievance what well the quarters are too crowded the hours are long and you know i don't like to be this guy but a couple of the overseers have been making racial slurs you know where i'm like helpless and you guys take turns you know oh no oh god oh no no no no oh well it appears i've been fired well as long as i'm no longer working here let me tell you something you know what really grinds my gears you america you hey hey i'm talking to you tubby oh don't you ignore me ooh pardon me sir sir sir go the hell with this so we had to do it the hard way hmm six bucks nice looking wife you've got maybe i'll look her up while you're in the hospital don't forget your lemonade which one of these is the horn that's not it that's not it either do something i'm afraid to press anything else i've never had sex all right that's it i could handle the crappy apartment in the pedestrian job but now you're telling me i'm a 35 year old parade magazine reading virgin well you sir are pathetic so forget about sending me back because i'm not leaving until we do a complete overhaul on this sad thing you call our life can i still read parades no you cannot still read parade i i'm sorry that's um that's never happened to me before which part the eight seconds of sex or the 40 minutes of crying uh i guess both do i do i give you money or something yeah i'm gonna go hey joe how are things since the operation oh great peter who would have guessed i'd be one of the few not in a wheelchair i sure do miss bonnie though well it's amazing they were able to give you her legs who wear short shorts i wear short shirts

Channel: Cartoon Family Dad

Views: 2,350

Keywords: Family Guy, American Dad, Cutaway, Familyguy, familyguy, family guy, american dad, americandad, cutaway

Id: wMsKiXzVNMo

Length: 11min 17sec (677 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 21 2022