Family Guy Funniest Moments Season 4 Part 3

they even got some of that high-class british porn almost almost all missed there we are well done i'm just gonna watch british porn you know margaret we could have sexual intercourse right now yes yes we could but let's not oh man this is even more intense in that time i forgot how to sit down i am so clever that's why they picked me to convince congress to go to war there is no just cause for an invasion of iraq well that may be but what we're all forgetting is anyone who doesn't want to go to war is gay i want to go to war oh yes yes yes we should definitely go i was the first one who wanted to go to war use it wisely though it wasn't easy to obtain [Music] ah hey what the hell are you doing hey give that back oh man now where were we oh this is much better if we're going to be together i need you to kill my husband hey do you have any idea what time it is get in the house fatty oh captain my captain no you're actually misunderstanding oh captain my captain well if it works for you i guess oh captain my captain yeah what the hell be the best damn hooker you can be oh captain my captain in your case i'd get the money up front oh come on chris everybody's done something they're not proud of like when i used to be a wonder twin peter the old school house is on fire let's go one to twin powers activate form of a hawk come on peter uh i'll be right behind you shape of jaina's tampon [Music] and now i play the waiting game i said i want to know whose cup this is pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up thank you sweetie see what a nicer place this is when we all pitch in like gary the no-trash cougar says give a lobbage throw out your garbage spread the word oh uh let me light that for you babe wow yeah magic fingers jesus christ what get the escalade we're out of here and here comes the heroic blind man tell us sir how did you summon the courage to save your friend from that burning building that freaking place was on fire and there you have it coming up next watch me shave well where do we sign right here on tony's butt cheek ah an initial here ah and here ah and date oh crap today's the 17th ah good now i just need you to sign up oh god sorry sorry sorry oh my god that that is not me that's not who i am i vote democrat uh it will not happen again we we cool we good my fellow americans i have not been entirely truthful with you i did get that girl i geshmoi could eat her geflavity with my googas and i am sorry to the hinden peter oh my god joe i am so sorry how can you afford these things peter relax it's for liability reasons now let's just try to enjoy our meal i kind of get the helmet but what's with the water wings well you did order the soup oh like something could happen get me out get me out get me out get me out these water wings didn't help at all sorry [ __ ] oh that's okay then you don't know any better oh bless your heart geez did you hear me a second ago i'm [ __ ] oh you're just curious well let me show you how everything works down there ah it's the same color as his eyes oh wow i bet he looks so hot driving it i heard he bought it from his dad yeah i remember his dad dropped him off at school in it one time when he was a freshman doesn't his dad live in hartford i think so my aunt sheila lives in hartford they have a maw there that's pretty cool it's like part underground oh that's awesome damn it you guys are boring the crap out of me stupid mindless chatter is what it is you know what i'm gonna do i'm just gonna go back to my place and rent a dirty movie this is ridiculous that was weird oh well hey let's compare brass oh good lord is that duty i'm doing the dishes joe i'll change you in a minute brooke i'm so in love with you oh oh i'm just trying to make neil jealous i promise i'll pay and everything yeah uh that sounds cool but i'm gonna be in the hospital that night oh every night you have to put on my pajamas my mom's record is 12 seconds neil i think you're old enough to go stewie no that is a bad place to touch no no no no no no no but but but i i you i i one two ah you want me to kill myself and you're not going to you suck you suck you'll suck and the other night i had to do uh well you know that thing that you usually do for me every thursday night [Music] oh my god it's jackie chan oh my god it's jackie chan oh my god it's jackie chan hi there always nice to meet the fan of my movies oh my god you're ethan hawk uh no i'm not sorry my mistake oh my god it's ethan hawk mom can we go get some food oh my god there's malcolm and middle i'm not a boy yes you are oh damn i say i seem to have sewn a shoe to my hand may i go to the nurse replace him faster not the griffins you [ __ ] the rest of my light bright pieces my name isn't adam we or is it who am i what number did you dial don't ever call her again i guess i told him nobody messes with adam we joe you're too heavy i can't hang on pretend i'm your child lois not meg not meg hey where's meg what is it sir that's what we call a manatee boys or in nautical slang the sea cow now perhaps some young gentlemen would like to light me up allow me so uh what's uh what's going on you ever get freaky with that thing or what wow lois look at you you're like britney spears except you're not a fat guy so basically you can eat from any tree you want except this one can we sit underneath it you know i would just not go near it at all let's have sex on his back like we used to oh what the hell's going on oh peter you're not still friends with that idiot after what he did well i mean that may be a little harsh i'm not going to avoid peter like the drunk chick at a party i just smoked the wrong side of a cigarette who wants to go swimming oh this song is about me hey how's it going i'm peter you want to go out sometime maybe you got a saturday night free uh yeah you know what the hell with you then yeah go to hell go to hell hey i'm peter and what do you say you and me go get a couple beers huh maybe we could oh fine you know what you got mosquito bite boobs anyway i don't care i don't care i don't need you hey how are you i'm peter i got a coupon for sizzler with your name on it you know maybe the two of us get you oh you know what i don't care you're a [ __ ] so uh any possibility of uh tonight being the night we finally pushed the beds together good night brian come on geez enough with that already you're like a dog with a bone tell me about it i'll be in the basement doing what what do you think lois is the only woman for me well then it sounds like you've got to find a way to win her back yeah like like we could get her drunk and take turns having sex with her how would that help me oh help you oh oh yeah yeah then no no that then that that wouldn't help you i can do that i'm a smart guy i once built that time machine out of a delorean all right past here i come wow everybody in 1955 was on fire i never knew that hello mtv um i think i would be perfect for the real world uh because i speak my mind and uh not everyone likes that uh but i'm not afraid to go there and uh i can be sexy okay turn around look at my family look at my fanny look at my fanny wow i can't believe they didn't take you shut up and to think brian i was like a day away from having sex with you i was gonna push those beds together and take you around the freaking world brian but a nice pat on the head is just as good huh you want your ball you want your ball no lois i don't want the ball right now i'll be in the basement doing what what do you think wow no griffin's been this powerful since my ancestor king arthur griffin oh arthur if you are able to draw the sword from the stone and prove to me you truly are the sole king of camelot i will make love to you right here in the clearing what if i could just move it an inch will you touch me why are we staying cause i'm tired of being treated like crap at work don't you see what this means to me i'm somebody here finally a white man has an opportunity to be rich and in charge jack start the engine get the plane up [Music] uh peter i think we forgot meg

Channel: Cartoon Family Dad

Views: 1,558

Keywords: Family Guy, American Dad, Cutaway, Familyguy, familyguy, family guy, american dad, americandad, cutaway

Id: 6EDaUsQm8wI

Length: 11min 9sec (669 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 21 2022