Family Guy Cutaways Season 2 Part 1

[Music] love aunt marguerite because if it wasn't for her i never would have met you peter aunt marguerite have you seen my towel have the towel boy bring you another i don't want to bother him nonsense dear you're a pewterschmidt powerboy [Music] uh hi my my name is towel i have a peter for you my my name is peter and i'll be your nipples powerboy oh geez you ever acted before honey well i did an independent film in college [Music] maybe we should have just let him be a doctor no these are the rules of new quahog besides that's how everyone else got their jobs go you see doc my back tooth is killing me a producer gee i don't know great news edgar bronfman jr we made the deal we're richer and more powerful than ever i'm the king of the world those films my cousin rufus used to do with pure exploitation from the cats who brought you caddy black black draft and black kramer versus craver comes a funky flick so bad you gonna say damn that's [ __ ] [Music] oh you had a time baby [Music] damn rufus griffin stars in black to the future we talking marty mcsuperfly dick i want to be your fine sweet ass [ __ ] damn brother dog kissed his mama [Music] get me as it hazed isaac you know that new sound you've been looking for well listen to this [Music] i'm no good even my own dad doesn't love me face it i'm going to hell [Music] wow adolf hitler al capone john wilkes booth hey what what are you doing here i killed a hooker she made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet so i ripped her in half like a phone book winkies yeah i saw a story about him on a e and now back to andy's biography 20 the kid it it was uh it was difficult for twink to play with other children he he he was different he was definitely he he had no bones and he couldn't really play any sports yeah and that's you know why we got him the lasso yeah he'd spent hours in the backyard playing wonder woman he's gonna kill me he loved that lasso he he not as much as the baton but uh we we we put us a stop to the baton he was he was different enough you know you can have the boat or the mystery box what are you crazy we'll take the boat uh not so fast lois a boat's a boat but the mystery box could be anything it could even be a boat you know how much we've wanted one of those then let's just we'll take the box we'll take the box you gave up a boat for free tickets to a crappy comedy club come on lois you're acting like this is the first time i've ever done something stupid you remember the time i was supposed to get that boat a boat's a boat but the mystery box could be anything it could even be a boat you know how much we've wanted one of those then let's just we'll take the box peter that just happened ten minutes ago this wouldn't be christmas without your parents oh i dropped my watch peter would you be a sport and fetch it for me sure thing mr pewterschmidt peter we've got to put that out sometimes it's appropriate to swear do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you god i do you bastard peter there's no way you could die you're the most important character in this family i'll take this one but i won't pay a cent over 60 bucks sir that casket costs a thousand dollars okay 70 bucks what 2 000 bucks that's twice what it costs 40 bucks what he he he doesn't know how to haggle hey i've worked miracles before and the oscar goes to marisa tomay oh jeez this isn't another one of those interventions is it peter you've been wearing that giant foam cowboy hat for eight months now please for your family take it off hey hey i can take this hat off any time i want i just don't want to get away i guess it's their time [Music] boy miss jacobs for a teacher you sure make love good actually it's well pacey you mean to say i make love well you're good to go again right yeah yeah yeah peter hello this is the most reckless thing you've ever done oh come on lois what about the time i was on that airplane [Music] i tried finding my creativity like you said first i took an art class am i am i supposed to draw the penis and i tried sculpting am i am i supposed to sculpt the penis then i tried music am i am i supposed to conduct with my penis dating back to my diminutive great grandfather juarez griffin [Music] [Music] when i think back of all the food we've wasted in this house here tom selleck come on down the hatch come on hey hey none for you higgins trying to steal tom selleck's food no no you've had yours a big house and [Music] it always takes him so long to get dressed peter we're gonna be late for my cousin's wedding aren't you dressed yet oh crap well one of us is gonna have to change unzip me let's see lebeau she actually opposes background checks for new teachers god knows who she might hire so the square of the hypotenuse which we will label c making the sides opposite both of the acute angles a and b will always equal the sum of the squares of the other sides any questions mr griffin you're the most generous man since ted turner uh uh i'd like to announce i'm giving a gift the whole world can appreciate i've colorized them man i never should have dropped mean joe green's jersey good game mean joe you want some of my coke hey kid catch thanks mean joe i don't much care for stewie's new friends yes yes the pacific rim economy is still a tad shaky for my taste oh oh stop it stop it look here you can't become a bloody fiscal hermit crab every time the nikkei undergoes a self-correction asia's market has nowhere to go but up interesting indeed come on you can't even handle losing at checkers king me uh hey look over there what [Applause] [Music] perhaps i'll skip the stage and go directly to films hello what is that on your ear is that is that hair gel uh yeah oh great cause i can use some no no no don't i i just ran out or my cousin kathy griffin okay and then i got on suddenly susan and that was like really cool and i still just stand up and people laugh and give me money and that's also cool isn't this great catching up oh anyway and um i don't get it i put it in a drink this is this one all right and his name was c rock cool it was the first black i ever did it with oh boy i know they said never go back but i went everywhere people need to be able to die no oh you know actually i i think i'm gonna be okay oh jack now we can get married and everything you promised yeah about that uh i was pretty sure i was gonna die uh cause actually there's this girl in new york and it's it's getting kind of serious but you know thanks for letting me draw you naked i still can't believe you let me do that quahog that one horse town hey shut up no you shut up you shut up you shut up you're the one talking well there's no one else here look everybody just shut up what's that the wind we need sick kids we can package you know like that one we put on hollywood squares i'll take the dying boy to block okay jeremy is there anything lower than absolute zero uh yeah my white cell count there's nothing like a party at someone else's house you never have to worry about cleaning up the mess hey what happened to the lindbergh baby charles he's only six months old honey would you relax i god i flew across the atlantic by myself i'm a national treasure for god's sake i think i know how to ah oh god oh god all right he was kidnapped you call the police i'll write the ransom note what about amelia she saw everything you leave her to me do you ever see logan's run last day capricorn 2537 our next dedication goes out to tommy from kim [Music] g [Music] foreign [Applause] [Music] oh what about him he's got to be in his 50s i remember when i first noticed girls starting to develop welcome to eighth grade orientation everyone uh locker assignments will be handed out in the library after lunch period uh if you have any questions about your locker assignments or your class schedule uh please hey where is he anyway well this will be for my fourth birdie looks like someone's in the zone oh tough break there jesus yep or was it booyah hey hey dad loves all of us he's just too busy working to show it it's been that way ever since i was a kid and now the winners of the father-son three-legged race first place bobby hamill and his dad second place jimmy lawson and his dad third place peter griffin and a stalk of corn do you perhaps i should seek employment mother teaches piano i suppose i could as well or i tried again richard and remember the wrong keys are electrified [Music] i don't want to play the piano indeed would you rather play the bassoon that's what'll bring us together we can start our own father-son business hey what you doing all them bathtub you heathen dummy pop why you got to be like that we cut them in half stick a virgin mary in them and sell them as shrines that's my boy this is what your mama wants toby now give me a hug before i give you a knuckle sandwich from that i am gonna run like the six million dollar man we can rebuild him we have the technology but i don't want to spend a lot of money [Music] it's charming like when god told abraham to kill isaac hey albert einstein worked for the patent office and what is it you want to patent here smith i call it smith's theory of relativity hey look at this what not to mention the theater but when i saw the movie it looked like audrey hepburn not only didn't have breakfast at tiffany's she hadn't eaten anything in a year i'm such a [ __ ] i remember when i learned to use a party all by myself i was so proud hey lois i did it i just hope his teen years go better than mine boy talk about awkward oh baby oh sandy oh sandy oh sandy oh not again i'm gonna be a virgin forever or am i count me out i'm never going to the theater with peter again remember when you were younger uncle vanya used to spend whole nights translating books for you uncle vanya and i worked without rest afraid to spend a kopeck on ourselves what the hell is this they're crying out loud somebody throw a pie your grandfather has never been comfortable with the fact that i'm not catholic [Applause] lois man was meant to create that's why god invented shrinky dinks it works look how tiny they are in fact a film on employee relations has been a mandatory part of our personnel training for 50 years [Music] irrational and emotionally fragile by nature female co-workers are a peculiar animal they are very insecure about their appearance be sure to tell them how good they look every day even if they're homely and unkempt you're doing a great job muriel and you're prettier than mamie van doren and remember nothing says good job like a firm open palm slap on the behind hear it bless her heart she's on another one of her prayer missions in las vegas hit me you five cards stud [Music] how deliciously evil looking it's like something out of stephen king okay for my 307th book uh this couple is attacked by uh uh a lamp monster you're not even trying anymore are you when can i have it ah troll i'm with you dad what are we gonna do write a letter no no i tried that once it got me in a lot of trouble if you don't put coach back on the air i'll be really upset the skillful acting of craig t nelson will be missed a lot sign peter griffin peter come help me with the groceries okay honey [Music] craig t nelson are you peter griffin yeah make it quick geez i haven't been thrown out of anyplace since i was a counselor at the bulimia clinic ah man did anybody else throw up after eating that fish last night dewey i guess i'm not gonna be here to see you become a man yes i think we all know what that's going to be like a 20-minute call to larchmont what do we know in larchmont my sister-in-law oh yes right right carol yes that's right how is carol it's mr fergus he was my favorite teacher take out your scalpels kids we're going to dissect a clown [Music] well no wonder this clown died his lungs are filled with candy oh smart put enough monkeys in a room with a typewriter they'll produce shakespeare uh let's see a something by any other name hmm carnation peony no they did that on last week's marlow what about uh daisy chrysanthemums iris rose what about ro did you say rose rose roses uh rose by any other name yeah that works right okay all right moving on hey what about tula rose is fine moving on besides without guns how would our forefathers have settled their differences eight nine ten and turn i'd sell my soul to be famous oh i got a live one peter griffin ooh sorry chief seems he already sold this soul in 1976 for bg's tickets oh and again in 1981 for half a malamar ah heck where's a lawyer when i need one hey some of our greatest actors started in news like sean penn today's weather calls for uh breezy skies and sun and there's gonna be a camera out of my face i met him when i was hanging out with andy warhol in the 70s [Music] i love when you use topical humor it's just like watching murphy brown hey murphy blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah john sununu murphy blah blah blah blah blah blah tipper gore hey murph you can't blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah the ayatollah blah blah blah bishop desmond tutu blah blah he suggested i go out into the world and pursue my dreams i'm leaving tomorrow [Music] whoops whoa whoa whoa hang on hang on i gave you one of the ones with silverware in it take this one instead that one's probably fine beautiful [Applause] oh my god are you stephen king no i'm dean koontz oh hey hey calm down lots of crazy people have gone on to lead normal successful lives look my first bike boy i had so much fun playing with that more tea mr bike don't you remember me i was your favorite student you taught me everything math science you even taught me how to dance just in time for the prom well peter you start like this like this yeah now add a little turn and do a [ __ ] wing come on mr fargus do the whole darn thing you don't want to spend your life wondering what could have been sir i need a decision uh uh uh uh salad no no wait soup soup but it was too late and to this day i still lay awake at night wondering about the soup that got away your side i made you and i can destroy you god damn they must have put it in the wrong baby oh bobby williams i'd love to go out with you you'll see your doctor tomorrow no no no no i'm not gonna see a doctor lois the healthiest thing we can do is just ignore this and pretend it doesn't exist just like we do with the squid the uh earthquake yeah truck going by you wouldn't believe what i had to go through when lois was pregnant [Music] quagmire you're the boss because you never give up like with the ladies gemini capricorn well i know you're not a virgo hey from down here you look like a pisces i haven't been this bored since that stupid drive-in movie [Applause] [Music] this sucks huh geez i never was any good at dealing with the authorities [Music] don't worry brian i know how to handle this sir are you aware that you were going 50 in it i'm gonna have to ask you to put your shirt down sir aw crap i get the one straight cop in rhode island uh our neighborhood hasn't been this united since quagmire figured out how to get us free cable oh we are not bad people we just don't want to pay 12 a month for cinemax yeah you know my great-great-great-uncle angus griffin invented the game so we're all clear on the rules then no jews and no blacks all the great artists i knew took classes even walt disney do i do i have to you want to be a star don't you and take it off yeah yeah yeah that's nice my great-grandfather huck griffin rafted down to mighty mississippi what did you just call me i i i thought that was your name that is our word you've got no right using it hey hey i'm cool i'm cool no problem could could you pass me the or n-word jim thank you relax lois i just taped over the boring stuff the couple has written their own vows which they will now recite to each other peter i look the only reason i got myself arrested was to find out what happened to my sister excuse me ladies it's laundry time [Music] it's so cold in here i mean look at my [Music] boat dad nobody gives things away for free that's not true i know plenty of people will give things away i'll take it hello chyna i have something you may want but it's gonna cost you that's right all the tea oh no early on he did caricatures uh okay tim uh who's your favorite sports star uh reggie jackson okay well i'm gonna draw him pooping on your chest uh what number is he maybe you shouldn't do this you've never had a lot of luck telling jokes okay okay how many dirty stinking apes does it take to screw in a light bulb three one dirty stinking ape to screw in the light bulb and two dirty stinking apes to throw feces at each other then there was that time you got caught peeping in the ladies locker room okay move the towel move the towel uh oh oh they spotted me face it peter your attitude towards women isn't exactly enlightened oh that's a bad mud puddle i wouldn't want you to step in that and get your nice shoes all ruined and it's only natural for us to look at naked girls every man does it even mr rogers [Music] hello neighbor [Music] so [Music] my [Music] so [Music] so

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Id: SES93BoaFJk

Length: 28min 26sec (1706 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 30 2022