Full episodes I Most Dramatic Episodes of Season 1 I TRIPLE FEATURE I Bewitched

[Music] [Laughter] [Music] good morning darling or should I be more specific and say uh good for: in the morning what are you doing up so early I'm not up early I'm up late one party after another I have mid bed yet and neither have you apparently typical typical Ty of what of the neglected housewife drinking coffee eating Alive by suspicion husband out to the wee small hours the morning doing whatever it is he's doing Darren's working in the study you're joking no he's been working till the we small hours every night this week oh well lust is lust I suppose whether it's for women and money it's all the same has nothing to do with lust he's creating a new campaign for cwell soup ambition thoroughly immoral and foolishly mortal Darren's a very dedicated man so is Caesar and all I got him as a torn toer he was such a nice man too well if you'll excuse me I'm going to take Darren some coffee very well and you can tell what's his name that any man with a wife like you who spends every night with a can of soup must be even less than human [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] a [Music] sweetheart you've been up all night you'll get sick I will not get sick I am sick well nothing's worth your killing yourself I won't have this oh don't worry sweetheart I'll be fine what time is it about 8:30 8:30 I'll miss the train excuse me honey I have to take my shower Darren what's the sudden urgency about cwell suit soup anyway I'm sorry sweetheart I can't hear a word you're saying what was good enough for Dad is good enough for me always a winner callwell soup game called on account of suit oh that's very clever you understand what I mean honey competition at one time calwell soup was the only package soup on the market now there are 40 other brands uh will you please get my uh suit the one that just came back from the cleaners and a clean shirt please honey mhm I think those layouts are cute cute uninspired pedestrian Tri that's what they are but they're close God just misses it misses here you are oh thanks I don't know what you're so worried about I mean after all you are the best advertising man in the world thank you honey up till today I wouldn't argue the point but in the advertising business you're just as good as your last battle cwell sales are falling off they're ready to go to another agency well I don't think that's fair you've been selling their soup for so long that's just the trouble old man cwell keeps yammering about being so close to the forest you can't see the trees oh well you'll get it I know you it had better be before noon because I'm having lunch with cwell I don't know maybe I'm losing my touch Darren suppose you use some familiar expressions with double [Music] meanings for instance instead of a farmer make this fellow a fisherman put in a background like the sea and instead of chicken okra make it booa Bay and the billboard could read a pretty kettle of fish a pretty kettle of fish a pretty kettle of fish now for instance in the poker game maybe you could take out the lady yeah put the soup in the middle of the table and this one could read uh parts right the pots right cwell soup like it it's perfect now this one instead of baseball hats and gloves they could wear astronaut helmets and carry jet planes and the billboard could read need the race for space yeah at the table yeah when you serve calwell soup how about that incredible you really like it there they answer to all the problems these will cinch the account here sweetheart put right in here okay there you go thank you honey these will knock old man call well right of course why didn't I see it before it was you you did it did what lay out a perfect solution to the whole campaign and hand it to me on a silver platter I was only trying to help Sam I don't want that kind of help I told you magic was out but there was no magic in what I did well what would you call it I'd call it imagination I do have some you know oh come on now Sam I don't have that that kind of an imagination and I'm a professional well Darren all I tried to do was I know what you tried to do and from now on keep your miracles to [Music] yourself well I don't know I don't know it just does what we're trying to do Mr cwell is uh update your campaign make it appeal more to the modern eye well I'm not so sure I care to appeal to the modern eye I like to think there's a good bit of old fashion romance left in the world so would I Mr cwell but the people in your sales department seem to feel that in order to sell soup that we have to keep up with the trend of the times oh they're right of course yes but I'm from the old school you know what I mean what was good enough for dad was good enough for me you get what I mean yes sir I do that's why I thought that this particular layout of the oldfashioned kitchen Farm kitchen would appeal to you now note that caption that caption what was good enough for Dad that is good enough for me no it's no good now let me tell you why we've got to look in another area he's not buying buddy he's not buying Samantha's ideas could cinch the whole deal for you tell him go ahead tell him it just misses making the point you get what I mean step oh Steven St you oh uh yes I do uh see uh perhaps this will more closely illustrate uh what you're trying to get always a winner well it does have something but then again it doesn't have anything else you get what I mean you see when a group of men get together playing poker they're not thinking of buying soup don't fight it tell them Samantha's slogan for the layout it's a natural what's the difference who thought of it first are you with me Steven Stephen I say are you with me oh yes yes sir oh well little help how about this one specially designed for kid appeal kid appeal now kids aren't interested in buying soup we have to make them soup conscious you'll never do it as far as kids are concerned what isn't bubblegum is medicine you're losing him in about 10 seconds he's going to walk and what have you proved that you've got pride and integrity and you're stupid to closer to the trees my boy trees yeah well I mean is that you have had our account for a long time Stevens and don't worry about it we all strike out once in a while well I wouldn't exactly say that Mr gowell oh now you don't have to apologize at all no one is perfect oh look at that 2:00 I had no idea it was so late I've got to get going M Carwell yes what is it uh nothing it's no good well let me be the judge of that what were you going to say if I do it once I'll do it again and before you know I won't be able to do anything for myself well that's an interesting philosophy but I don't see how it applies to sue you take care to check good morning darling what's this supposed to mean well you enjoy working like a horse I thought you might enjoy looking like one oh very funny now why don't you go away I've had about all the sarcasm I can take for one day oh really trouble in Paradise eh nothing he can't work out besides it was all my fault that's a wonderful attitude Samantha we haven't had a mder in the family since the Salem trial what did you do to what's his name besides bruise his ego a bit isn't that enough nonsense it isn't nonsense he thought my ideas were witchcraft weren't they of course not but he doesn't believe me he never will I told you it'd be impossible for you to be a help to him he doesn't need my help he did very well before I came along and he'll do very well without you I agree now don't you put words in my mouth I'm not going anywhere I'm going to stay right here and I'm going to clean this house with my own two hands and then I'm going to start to fix dinner and then I'm going to take a bath and put on the sexiest dress I own and when my husband comes home I'm going to have a drink with him and spend the rest of the evening trying to convince him that he was right and I was wrong and from now on I'm going to mind my own business to a is human to forgive Divine exactly when you're up to here in ER and you've changed into one huge lump of divine don't say I didn't warn [Music] you [Music] hi darling hello honey oh you must be dead did you have a hard day oh no I often lose the agency's biggest accounts two or three a week sometimes Daren you didn't have an idea no and I didn't use yours either well I thought you might in an emergency well you have almost as much faith in my lack of Integrity as you have in my lack of talent Ken please well you weren't entirely wrong I thought about spreading out your Miracle there before him just to save my own face but I bit my tongue you see that I let him walk out on me in spite of all your influence what do you mean by that I could feel you there in the restaurant prodding and digging at my conscience well I haven't been anywhere near your conscience all day I've been right here at home I've vacuumed and scrubbed and cleaned and I made dinner well big deal what does that mean well I've seen the way you can Wham wash and uh Pow Clean and ring a d up a dinner well I didn't Wham pow or ring itting up anything these are Bonafide dish pan hands you could have whipped that up too for appearance calling me a liar if the shoe fits [Music] Sam Samantha Samantha listen to me Samantha unlock this door it's not locked oh now listen to me Samantha now cut this out Sam I I want to see you immediately Sam you're my wife I demand that you appear before me [Music] now didn't you hear what I said Sam this isn't going to prove anything you're merely being super sensitive and op now listen to me don't do anything you may regret later [Music] on Sam cut this out this is ridiculous Sam I've had enough of this [Music] [Music] Sam Sam now cut this out Samantha put that [Music] back where do you think you're going you're not leaving this house she [Music] could Samantha come back [Music] here Samantha [Music] Samantha Samantha come back here do you hear me [Music] all right have it your [Music] way my poor baby he called me a liar I know I heard the whole thing I don't want to say I told you so Sam then don't there there dear you just hold on to mother and we'll go far far away before we do I think I'll change him into a horn toad mother please don't maybe you're right I make it easy for him I think I'll leave him just as he is Daren I've got six memos on my desk from the legal department reminding me about colwell's renewal how' your lunch scho yesterday did you are you awake have been all night you look terrible what's happened nothing much I just lost the cwell account and my wife all in one week what that's horrible I know I can't believe it your wife too huh oh well it's par for the course for newlyweds it'll work out but what about Coldwell well what do you want me to do the man can't recognize a good advertising campaign when he sees one all right Darren but I I better get someone else busy on the account and don't feel too badly about it happens to all of us I don't care about cwell I was talking about your wife but don't feel too badly about cwell either you've got a great batting average you got to whiff one once in a while I didn't whiff anything I was right on top of that I just came up too late with the answers that's all what do you mean too late it's never too late if you got the answer to this campaign tell me we can still hold the account I could lock up cwell in 2 minutes if I wanted to if you wanted to don't you want the sun to rise tomorrow morning don't you want to live to a ripe old age don't you want me to live till tomorrow don't you want the most important person in the whole world to come back to you of course I want her to come back I mean cwell all right take a look at those layout boards in the desk there's your campaign go ahead live race for space at the table the PS right pretty kettle of fish Darren this stuff is great you're a genius you hear me you're a 100% unadulterated genius I'll have cell back here in 10 minutes he'll get down on the floor and kiss your your feet and Daron get yourself cleaned up I'll try the race for space at the table when you serve Caldwell's leak and potato the pots right Caldwell soup a pretty kettle of fish Mr Caldwell this campaign is not only clever and humorous but it has taste that sus of something extra that calwell soups always looks for Darren Stevens I take my hat off to you I don't like it you don't like it huh it's gimmicky gimmicky gimmicky did you say you didn't like it that's right it has no good oldfashioned romance in it you mean you really don't like it no warmth No Love No Sex sex well I don't suppose there are many of us left who look upon soup as having sex appeal but I do I always will and you're not going to buy it I'm sorry Stevens that's marvelous what's the matter with you you wouldn't understand Larry my Mr bwell are you absolutely sure you won't change your mind oh absolutely Mr cwell I'm eternally grateful to you wait a minute have you become completely uncored where are you going I'm taking the rest of the day off you don't mind do you Larry there's something I've got to do and I've got to do it before it's too late and thanks again Mr cwell cly all right Mr calwell before you leave I can assure you that McMahon and Tate will come up with a campaign that will be everything you expect it to be I know that we can deliver and I know that you'll buy I hope not it'll be ashame to make that poor boy unhappy Again Sam Sam [Music] sweetheart Sam I don't know where you are or if you can even hear me but I want you to know I apologize for being willful self-centered and stupid I was wrong from start to finish all the way down the line since you left I haven't been able to think about anything but you nothing means anything to me I love you Sam I miss you I wish you'd come home Hi [Music] Sam I'm glad to see you where have you been not far I'm sorry Sam I should have known you wouldn't lie to me what made you change your mind calwell wouldn't buy the campaign what do you mean calwell wouldn't buy the campaign I mean he wouldn't buy the campaign so it must have been your imagination your ideas were no good well Darren I don't think that's very nice well I I don't mean that your ideas are no good or that you don't have any imagination butwell he didn't think there were any you know I know what you mean I understand and it doesn't matter the only thing that's important is that I love you and I love you you oh it seems ridiculous that a can of soup could ever come between us nothing ever will [Music] again what did you just say I said the only thing that was important is that I loved you no after that you said something I don't know when why didn't I think of that what are you talking about you just said you sure you don't know what you said about what never mind never mind Sam I've got it and it's perfect it's more than perfect it is inspired and you inspired it I did yes you did you inspired it and I found it and that's the way it ought to be where are you going to see cwell but I'll be back before you know it I love you Sam don't give up B what do you think he'd say if he knew you had given him a hint he does know I inspired it and he found it you heard him say so you're splitting hair Samantha no not at all that's the way it should be you heard him say that too anyway all you can ask of anyone is to take a little and make it go a long long [Music] way [Music] good beautiful isn't it breathtaking you know I come down here every once in a while just to sit and stare just kind of oldfashioned and romantic isn't it mhm it's wonderful and I'm very proud of you thank you sweetheart the only thing that will ever come between [Music] us [Music] [Applause] [Music] la [Music] you [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] enough is enough it's about time I paid some attention to you oh don't worry about me I'm practicing my button sewing getting pretty good too see it's marvelous but the work a day world is over Friday night time for excitement and romance oh marvelous where are we going going we're not going anywhere excitement romance you said that sort of goes with black tie champagne and dancing doesn't it we don't have to get that excited oh I see no champagne or dancing you can wear my black TI if you like oh thank you darling I love you with all my heart but nothing in this world is going to get me to put my shoes back on let alone a black tie oh I just thought we'd sit around here together just the two of us you know oh grab it will you honey oh sure hello yes it is yes he is just a minute please d Aon it's for you hey K hello oh yes yes well you are an eager beaver aren't you tonight it'd be fine well I'm looking forward to meeting you too yes goodbye who was that an admirer an admirer of what of me I'm to be interviewed as the Prototype of the successful young advertising executive oh really Darren for newspapers and magazines television something like that there something like that which one a paper which one a local paper which one local school paper oh which one a local Junior College paper by a local Junior College journalism student oh I think that's very nice well it's to start anyway no telling where I'll go from there oh well I'm very proud of you was that his mother who called no that was her her sorry she oh well how did her um she pick on you she saw my picture in the neighborhood paper when we moved in oh yes that was a wonderful picture you looked sort of fearless and sexy as I recall somehow that photographer caught me didn't he where are you going put a tie on doesn't look nice like this oh I see oh and Sam will you fix some cold drink sandwiches things like that why did you just give me a quarter and I'll go to the movies I can't tell you how much I appreciate you're letting me come over tonight you're the most important term project I've got well I'm flattered it's really fascinating how much you look like your picture oh yes uh somehow that photographer cut yeah thank you uh can we offer you something please don't go to any bother oh it's no bother H it's no bother I have sandwiches already you're very sweet and I'll try not to keep your husband for too long oh well I appreciate that you know I think creative advertising is among the more fascinating advocations in the world today yes I suppose it is and I never expected that anyone who was so successful in that field would be well as young as you Mr Stevens well I'm not that young Miss Randall although U most men in my position are a bit older I guess baloney and there's some corn beef and liver worst and some of that wonderful smelly cheese too my husband's simply crazy about that no thank you but I would like a little something to cool me off yes of course one thing I'm dying to know is where you got that idea for that wonderful Caldwell soup campaign the only thing that will ever come between us it's an inspired slogan well how did you know that was mine I've made quite a study of you Mr Stevens well I am flattered Miss Randall please call me Liza oh very well Liza and I'll call you Darren or that is if Mrs Stevens doesn't mine oh no of course not he's been called worse than that my wife has a great sense of humor we practically never stop laughing around here I suppose you find it difficult to to accomplish anything at home what do you mean by that oh she means business dear oh well I guess we better just stop laughing so you can get down to some serious work you see what I mean actually I do find the office more conducive yes I thought so and as long as we have a date to go down there tomorrow I won't have to keep you any longer tonight tomorrow well when uh Liza Miss Randall called me the other day about the interview I suggested that she come down to the office on Saturday when it's quiet so I can show her around you see oh yes I see Liza has never seen a real advertising agency oh well I suppose everyone should see one sooner or later is 9:00 all right that'll be fine in the morning of course in the morning nice to have met you Mrs Stevens oh wonderful to have met you Liza wonderful to have met you wonderful to have uh nice meeting you Liza see you in the morning Darren yes good night Liza nice little girl isn't she rather big for a little girl what do you mean Well you certainly seem to bring out the woman in her oh come on all young girls are impressed by an older man Well you certainly are that especially an older man who doesn't look his age vanity thy name is human what's wrong with being human at least I'm not a not of what now Sam Sam now cut that out you're not jealous of a school kid are you not a what a teenage freckleface school kid and short socks and [Music] sneakers when I have something like you like what a fascinating a witching beguiling you convinced [Music] me I think it's a shame you have to go to the office today I won't be long why don't you come with us no thank you I've got a lot of housework to do it's almost 9:15 where is our little Sam typical American school kid with freckles short socks and sneakers that is a very accurate description of Liza Randall it's also a very accurate description of Huckleberry Finn oh now you finish your breakfast I'll get [Music] it good morning well good morning is Dar is Mr Stevens ready just about why don't you come in Liza and make yourself comfortable it'll only be a minute I'll tell Mr Ste Darren that you're [Music] here who is it typical American school kid with freckles silk stockings and 3-in French heels why is well it ain't Huckleberry Finn honey why didn't you ask her to come in come on in Liza good morning Daren well good morning oh sit down make yourself comfortable thank you don't let me rush you I'm ready anytime you are yes uh oh would you care for some coffee no thank you I'll be right with you as soon as I finish my legs and waiting after all your wife's been nice enough to lend you to me for a whole day yes of course why did you two get started you want to get home before dark are you uh sure you won't come with us oh no I've got loads to do around here you two go ahead and have fun all right let's go Liza I'll give you my undivided attention Mrs Steven so we won't waste a moment see you later honey we won't be late yes we'll be very careful driving see you later Mrs Stevens yes uh [Music] [Applause] [Music] Liza [Music] what [Music] Mr Stevens yes my name is Marvin Grogan they call me monster how are you I'm fine thank you and you oh I'm fine thank you Mrs Stevens I believe that was your husband who just left here in a car that's right well a woman named Liza Randall was seated next to him I know that too very very next to him now that you met mention it it did catch my eye well Mr Stevens I don't know how Disturbed you are but it might interest you to know that I'm very disturbed well I don't think there's really anything to be disturbed about you'll pardon me if I disagree with you one Liza Randall is engaged to me two we have a standing date every Saturday morning which she broke to go shopping with her mother which we both know she didn't do any such thing three she's made it very plain that she's out to get your husband well I really don't think it's that serious four this is not the first time a situation like this has come up you see Liza has what you call a mother complex only with fathers five what Liza Randall wants Liza Randle gets unless unless what unless you can come up with a better suggestion I have decided to break your husband in half uh why don't you come inside monster I think you're right there's definitely something to be disturbed about [Music] once the preliminary sketches are made can we get together with our copywriters and artists see if we can't improve upon them and of course we have uh photographic lay on do many women pose for you well for the photographers actually your wife is very jealous isn't she no more or less than any woman have you known many women Liza did you come down here to study uh advertising techniques or to ask me a lot of personal questions that are none of your business you're a very sensitive man well you could say that here sensitive men are exciting they're so so sensitive yes yes now why don't we get into some examples of U overall composition all [Music] right [Music] uh would you like another stack of pancakes monster no thank you Mr Stevens eight or nine Stacks are about all I can go I ate all your sausage and bacon too I got a lot of hostility I guess well I've rather you attack my ice box than my husband anytime you feeling better pretty good except that when I get emotional I burn up an awful lot of sugar I get a sweet tooth you got a pie yes I think so what kind of pie do you prefer I'm very fond of Apple well it seems I recall a fresh baked apple [Music] pie but I'm crazy about banana cream oh well aren't you lucky it isn't Apple at all banana cream is pretty rich so I try to stick with apple when I'm in trainy [Music] which I'm not at the moment half apple and half banana cream Sten specialty monster enjoy yourself and let your conscience be your [Music] guide now as you can see by this analysis curve the Public's taste changes with the times it is enough for an advertising man to have imagination he has to have a sympathetic Eye and Ear to what the public wants what they need product success depends upon his public acceptance and that acceptance will depend upon an image created for that product by an advertising executive take clothing styles for instance oh a different designer dominates the field each year cheers then the public chooses one above all the others now of course we have what that root beer root beer on what Scotch Scotch what's that Jin Jin give me that heav s there's a towel over there will you get it for me please you ought to be spank what's the matter with you anyway nothing's the matter with me and I wish you wouldn't talk to me as if I were 12 years old you're absolutely right I do apologize a 12-year-old child would have more sense than to pull a foolish stunt like that you do that that's all right I don't mind I would like to be your father for just about 5 minutes just five minutes I wouldn't care for that at all I like being who I am and I like you the way you are mind that just put some water on the towel and soak the Gin out of your dress you know how jealously we got our corporate Tate the keynote of all our advertising is dignity Oh by all means dignity and let me assure you Mr Austin your campaign is going to be designed by one of our most talented and dignified account Executives well that's good to hear I'm glad we spotted his car downstairs you know he often comes into the office on Saturdays he's an extremely dedicated young man I GL you need him be happy now listen to me young lady there's been enough of this nonsense well we haven't done a thing we have done all we're going to oh Mary I think we are intruding oh I don't think so um Mr Johnson have you seen baren Stevens this morning uh no I haven't but uh when I do I'll certainly tell him you were looking for him thank you uh nice to see you again Mrs Johnson all right let's go isn't that cutie married us you have all the material you need for a truly fascinating thesis we are leaving by way of the freight elevator who's going to break the news to your wife move and so you see monster it's easy to understand why an impressionable girl like Liza would be momentarily Smitten by a man like my husband maturity has its own fasination I guess so if I were you I'd just forget all about it well I haven't thought about Liza for a almost a half an hour that's a record for me that's wonderful listening to you explain it it suddenly comes to me what a child she is immature and like that well she's still very young monster yes she is and I realize that now and like you say maturity sure is fascinating you're beginning to look hungry again I think I ought to fix you something to eat Mr Stevens I'm not going to lie to you I am getting hungry again but I just want you to know that this has been the most fascinating morning in my whole life well I'll tell you the truth monster it's been a pretty fascinating morning for me too I certainly hope you mean that monster oh please control yourself please don't do anything rash what's not I smell all over you Jen monster this is my husband Darren this is Marvin Grogan they call him monster Jin that's right that's Scotch if I ever smelled anything the scotch is on me the Jin is on Liza honey do monster well what are you doing with Scotch all over you and Jin all over Liza we just started to have a simple drink a drink no one had a drink simple or otherwise we merely spilled it on ourselves there you see perfectly innocent okay I burned up a lot of sugar on account of you I came over here to bruise you up a little bit Mr Stevens you have no right to spy on me Mr Grogan this is a free country and I'm a citizen perfectly free as far as I'm concerned may I have have my hand back okay pleased to meet you I have since learned that there's absolutely no majority and Fascination between us thanks to Samantha here Samantha pay no attention to him Darren what does he mean Samantha don't let this big Claude bother you Darren now listen to me both of you I think it's about time that both of you went about your own business but Darren my thesis if you have any more questions just submit them to me in writing D it no butts goodbye and good luck thank you goodbye samanth well that's quite a conquest you've made there well he's really quite a nice young man oh I suppose under all that senu in tendon beats a heart of pure protein oh Darren oh Darren what well I mean you're oh Darren you're not I mean well I mean what I mean you say what you've got to say you're jealous don't be ridiculous me jealous of a a typical American school kid with freckles short socks and sneakers well I [Music] uh I suppose you're pretty proud of yourself aren't you she's a very Charming person something about which you don't have the Fest idea how to be but what's so unusual about having charm it comes with age like wrinkles you're jealous me jealous you've got to be kidding sure Liza Randle the most irresistible thing that come along since Bridget BAU you're jealous don't you laugh at me you monster so help me I want you to know I'm really very flattered by this whole thing you should be Liza happens to be an extremely pretty girl I was talking about monster we had quite a morning he was here all morning oh yes he arrived just after you left he wanted to break you in half only my charm in Three Square meals kept you in one piece I want you to know I put up quite a valiant fight myself today oh really who was touch and go there for a moment touch what and go where are you trying to tell me that it wasn't you who learned him down to his office it was him that lured you mhm monster it was his idea I swear Liza if you're lying if my term project wasn't so important I'd have gone shopping with my mother that does it oh moner I don't mind telling you that child got a bit aggressive down there at the office child that's as fully developed a woman as I've seen in many a day you said yourself she was a typical American doesn't matter what I said you must have given her some encouragement I did nothing at the kind I was explaining to her the rise and fall of a public acceptance survey chart she tried to get me drunk do you really expect me to believe that of course I do as much as you expect me to believe you were protecting me from Marvin muscle bound all morning well I was oh don't be ridiculous that big Clyde wouldn't hurt a flea what did you say I said he wouldn't her to flea you said I was ridiculous who said you were ridiculous me yes that's that's what you said let's not fight about it well that's exactly what you're doing I'm not fighting this is no fight you're fighting it takes two to make a fight you started it that's one and you started it with me that's two don't be ridiculous all I said was that big clot wouldn't hurt a flea now Monster please don't lose your temper I'm not going to lose my temper I'm merely going to teach him that when a man has a wonderful wife like Samantha he shouldn't go after a girl like Liza who's got a boyfriend like me now listen to me oh now Darren don't fight with it I've had enough of this silly farce now what is it you intend to do I intend to close your jaw you and who else Daren [Music] no oh have you had enough why don't try one there oh my hand oh let me see monster you ruined his hands he may never make another pass oh I don't think that'll stop him I think she meanss football there oh you you you monster let get out of here elza I got to go soak my hands come on Marvin hey that's the first time you've ever called me Marvin why did you let that little girl hit me well sweetheart all things considered it was the least I could [Music] do you're still angry aren't you why would you say that all right you're surrounded throw down your magic and come out with your hands [Music] up [Music] the [Music] mother good morning darling I have a feeling you're trying to tell me something those were in you know whose briefcase so but don't you care if he carries pictures of other women mother in the advertising business other women are merely tools of the trade oh Blind Faith is Unbecoming to you Samantha don't you understand I trust Darren you wouldn't turn a child loose in a candy store would you Darren is not a child well he's only human isn't that the excuse they always make for themselves I'm only human they know their limitations better than we do well I don't think of Darren as being merely human I think of him as being A Cut Above the ordinary mortal man how can a witch of mine be so naive mother will you please go away very well very well I'm leaving but remember Samantha no mortal pulls the wool over a witch's eyes while I'm [Music] around [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] a what are these doing here thought I left them in my briefcase uh you better eat your breakfast you'll be late I've been looking at girls for weeks yes I suppose that could get tiring after a while you're not kidding which one do you like best for what Miss Jasmine the perfume account oh yes of course well let's see now this one has has lovely eyes and this one has a beautiful mouth this one has a great figure gee I don't know why don't you just cut out the best piece of each one and paste them together like I used to do with paper dolls oh look I'm Serious Sam the campaign starts tomorrow and we still haven't picked out of Miss Jasmine now incidentally we're going to have to forget about having lunch together today oh how about tomorrow well all right as long as you promise to have lunch alone today and not enjoy it I'll do better than that I'll have lunch with Larry Tate and really be miserable better get going you better get going okay but remember you threw me out don't what do you think marvelous incredible some of the most gorgeous creatures I ever laid eyes on but uh I still haven't seen that uh jicea that ethereal quality we need a Miss Jasmine courage old friend don't lose Faith we'll find her oh I know that I was just thinking about going home to Louise tonight I don't know after a week of looking at these it all seems rather pointless some on now Larry you've got a lovely wife I suppose so well if you'll excuse me Darren I'm going out to try and wipe out the memory of all this I never could stand too much of a good [Music] thing yes I hoped you'd say that I beg your pardon aren't you looking for Miss Jasmine I was I mean we are uh uh won't you sit down Miss uh Janine Flur thank you have you done much modeling Miss Flur I'm sure I could be everything you want in a Miss Jasmine that is you might yes you just might Hello Larry can you come in here for a minute good [Music] is something wrong wrong no you may solve a very big problem for me Miss Flur shine well wow well I'm thinking exactly what you're thinking Larry I won't say anything if you [Music] won't you've been very quiet tonight sweetheart you have a bad day at the office M oh it wasn't a bad day it wasn't a good day there a matter of fact it wasn't a bad day well don't commit yourself anything new on Miss Jasmine we found one you did oh that's marvelous what'd she look like attractive attractive you said you needed something gorgeous well she's sort of gorgeous she's blonde all bet no not really oh what what' she look like tall straight noosed experience well that could be Abraham Lincoln I said she was pretty you said she was attractive there's a difference what's her name Janine Flur oh sounds like perfume does she look like she sounds you could say that well I haven't seen her what do you say yes yes what she sounds like perfume she looks like perfume she even smells like perfume you smelled her no of course not not deliberately I mean she's exactly what Larry and I have been looking for well that's wonderful now how'd you like to go to the movies eat popcorn and smooch I would love to but I've got to work on some exploitation ideas he's very evasive that shows interest he is only interested in that woman because of business you'd better make it your business did you notice that he merely kissed you on your forehead the next thing you know he'll be patting your head [Music] notes on Jasmine campaign Janine Flur measurements 37 23 37 wow adjectives to be used in copy describing are provocative dazzling [Music] ethereal personally supervised photographs for campaign get head shot featuring her large soft dark eyes get night shots at beach moonlight Janine holding perfume bottle in her long slender fingers should be irresistible in a [Music] bikini what happened you were having a nightmare didn't seem like one I say it was I know a nightmare when I see one go back to sleep dear [Music] [Music] well I'd like to change her position just a bit pegas here Janine why don't you try your hand up here just stroking the Bear's nose thank you there you go you keep moving her around we'll be here all day I think we've got it now hold it thank you is that lunch go ahead lunch jine oh wonderful idea I'm starving where shall we go we I'm afraid I can't I'm meeting my wife oh well I wouldn't ask you or interfere except that it's well never mind well what is it well it's probably foolish but I think you'd better get another Miss Jasmine another Miss Jasmine what for now hold it I think we better talk about this but your lunch I'll cancel it oh please don't do that because of me my wife will understand she knows that at the moment the most important thing in the world is Jasmine perfume now why don't you go and change and I'll give her a call all right I'll hurry hello oh hi darling I was just leaving what oh no no I understand yes will you go ahead I'll see you tonight well well well oh dress Stu and nowhere to go I am going to have lunch with Darren really one of these days when he's not too busy oh I understand dear no you don't you think my husband broke a date with me because he's taking another woman to lunch I haven't said a word well it's business oh yes of course well I was going to suggest that perhaps we could have lunch together oh certainly you know where Darren is so you're going to take me there and bring me face to face with him to prove your point I never suggested well I'm not going to do it very well but I'll tell you what I am going to do what I am going to take you there and bring you face to face with Darren to prove my point wait for me [Music] [Music] Samantha [Music] how isn't this delightful we must have a way to waiter mother are you sure he's here quite sure oh they have cookies and Jack they make it marvelously here mother h I don't believe it I'm sure I will where is he I know this is upsetting for you darling but I'm not in the least surprised but mother why I thought he was happy with me that's the spirit of Conquest it's a disease of mortal men like uh chickenpox just a moment that girl I know how you feel samtha but I do think we ought to leave before they see us Lindor ranus ineta for to see all right come off it Sarah dignity Samantha dignity well hello Samantha my it has been a long time hasn't it Sarah Baker I should have known she's one of his mother although I hate to admit it just what do you think you're doing with my husband your husband well now I heard you done something foolish but I never thought for one moment you haven't answered my question well that must be obvious I miss Jasmine well now I must say I've had enormous respect for Darren's taste up until now now just a moment BL Spirit watch your tone M girl you're speaking to my daughter oh really well now look who's suddenly so concerned what does that mean pay no attention to her Samantha you seem suddenly terribly solicitous for someone who was so anxious for me to test your mat's metal mother there's one thing I cannot abide it's a stool pigeon just what what you think you were going to prove by sicking this broom Rider on Darren easy Samantha be careful what you say well you haven't proved a thing even sir Galahad wouldn't be safe with her that's better now that this little masquerade is over I trust it won't be necessary to ask you again stay away from Darren Sarah is that clear well she's certainly a sensitive isn't she pity I was just starting to enjoy myself I appreciate your efforts on my behalf Sarah Baker but from now on you'll do as my daughter asked you know how difficult it is for me to leave something un finished Andora force yourself all man and tat behind you 100% to make you the best Miss Jasmine there ever was I want you to believe that oh I do believe you Darren and I won't think about leaving again you wouldn't want me to start something I couldn't finish would you of course not I want where'd all the time go we haven't even had our lunch we' better get back we'll talk about there some other time oh yes indeed some other time waiter hello oh Hello darling how are you you're not yes dear business Miss Jasmine well I understand no I'm fine yes yes sweetheart see you later she won't give up eh that home wrecking Harpy Professional Pride I suppose well she's not going to get away with it I'm going to tell Darren that she's a witch I wouldn't try to convince him he susceptible to witches Samantha I never used one single spell on Darren you may have a difficult time convincing him of that mother what am I going to do you have no choice I guess not I suppose every woman has to face this at one time or another Darren will just have to be on his own with no help from anyone yes but darling and so will I all finished almost now how things coming with Miss Jasmine H okay Larry I think we're getting some good layouts fine well I'll see you tomorrow uh where you going home do you have to yes Louise is waiting for you I suppose mhm well is it urgent that you go home right at this minute not if you have somewhere else for me to go I do have where Janine Flour's apartment really with me oh why I've got some business to take care of with Janine and I'd rather not do it alone I brought Larry along to approve some of these changes you asked me to come over and make yes of course uh may I fix you both a drink yesk you just a little one oh fine Larry uh these television spots need a little Larry H oh oh yes they certainly do need a little yes I was going to say fixing no I'm not arguing there you are well here's to your very good health Miss Flur of course thank you are they all right mine's wonderful I think I'll lay down take a nap meantime I'll take care of Janine [Music] isn't it getting crowded in here Sarah I'm going to lay it right on the line with you I love my husband and I also have a great deal of faith in him oh is that why you're here looking after him he can take care of himself as long as you don't pull anything fancy I don't know what you're talking about oh of course not he was suddenly bitten by a tisti fly Samo and Lotus Leaf now at least let him act of his own free will I thought you had more Pride than that believe me Samantha I have no need of help well if I'm going to lose Daren to something like you it's probably better that I find it out now remember what I said his own free will and go over the papers right away is that all right with you Larry oh sure why don't we sit over here the light's a bit better oh fine uh come on over Larry all [Laughter] right here we are now in this first setup why don't you go on home Larry I'd be glad to chose company and freeze a crowd were you going Larry home I think what for I don't know but I don't think it was my idea wait for me will you sure I think I need another drink there now I think the dialogue that probably gives you the most Trouble Is Right Here on page three oh you're absolutely right it seems to me if you said um jazman introduces a new sensation rather than a new Essence that might make it easier mhm wouldn't you say so Larry Larry that's the strangest thing I've ever seen he keeps going to kiss you what did you say I said I want to kiss you more than anything else in the world world go ahead that wasn't funny Samantha well I warned you now if you'll excuse me I just soon keep my husband alive get out of here or I'll you'll what you know what I'm capable of doing I'd say we were pretty evenly matched sort of reduces us to the human level doesn't it how would you like a poke in the nose I'm not a brawler I didn't think so pardon the [Music] intrusion what did you do that for I'm sorry Darren it slipped well never mind I probably had it coming what happened to you nothing where were you I think I took another nap I feel great I'll see you tomorrow Janine but Darren we have things to talk about well I don't mind breaking lunch and dinner dates with my wife or something important but um there's nothing here that can't be fixed down at the office are you coming Larry oh you run long you're absolutely right Samantha must be concerned about youself all right well uh now miss Flur suppose we talk about your problems now what I realize that this is none of my business Sarah but Louise Tate happens to be a very dear friend some of time my wife is waiting for me too oh yes if you can't stay I understand then I wish you'd explain it to me [Music] come in Hello darling hi sweetheart this time I didn't take any chances I didn't phone I just came right down well I've got it written right there on my calendar and Big Red Letters lunch my wife urgent good oh is that Miss ch yeah that's her let's go to [Music] [Applause] [Music] here [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] la [Applause] [Music]

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Length: 76min 42sec (4602 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 07 2024