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well you drop the Pegram huh hiroshima you're like a hero well I don't know about that I can't imagine killing 300,000 people do you know how many 300,000 people is feel like 6 football stadiums then just kill them all you know and and not only that but what people forget is you ruin millions of lives on top of that it's it's it's like you were saying not only am I going to kill you but you can't live here any more hardcore man she's a former model he's a former rapist living in a fabulous loft now she's learning Spanish he's trying not to rape her but it's tough to keep tits off hope they raid will they make it open rain can she take it it's only [Music] yeah it's not about sex it's about power [Music] Oh EAA are a no consonant day excuse me why are we doing this oh yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah while they are out today okay mark from Providence hi there mark can I take your order yes I'll have the douche bag on rye okay now that we've got your attention we'll talk about the Senate ethics violations going on up on the hill why do they call it on the hill Brian most of those guys over the hill stew eat this is not funny all right this is exactly what I didn't want now please just let me do the show I want to do okay okay thank you sorry folks uh let's get back to the news here two dead three still missing after a tragic natural gas explosion in Oregon what kind of gas there comes a time when you have to seriously ask yourself is it in you hi I was wondering you know maybe if if you weren't busy on Saturday yeah are you okay oh absolutely just a little uh Gatorade is it in you if you need me just whistle you can whistle can't you just put your lips together and blow I have so much cancer I can't even hear what you're saying time for our daily community service Rupert the prostitute should be exiting Quagmire's house in three two hey thanks a lot I had a swell time last night Oh red god what is wrong am I just sick come on Stewie let's get you changed put me down you meddling hag huh look at him Brian he hasn't been this upset since he got kicked out of the village people don't fit in what are you kidding me it's perfect the cop the army guy the construction worker the indie and the biker in the tree okay you know what fine fine just go try it try doing it without the tree go on just see how far you get go make a million bucks night oh yeah I've taken down tough of people in you like the time I took down Delta Burke well I am NOT gonna lift a finger after all I'm a Sugarbaker okay all right I Lois let me ask you this how would you like it if doctors decided it was okay to check for cancer by squeezing your boobs Peter they do that they sandwich him in a machine that flattens them and scans the inside of a tissue yeah okay Buck Rogers keep making stuff up mr. Griffin we the women of strong medicine would be happy to help you yeah would it be possible to speak to a gentleman oh yeah I've had it the only place in town that's got power is superstore USA while the rest of us are left up bacon the heat there's gotta be something we can do to take that place down we'll come up with something Brian I can out with superstore USA as cleverly as I outwitted the Supreme Being [Music] what are you gonna do about it I love fishing for fat kids oh boy your candy bar that kid that kid Frankie ah crap you must hunt the fat kid but also respect him everyone I have some bad news oh yeah did you rat yeah yeah hey man let me let me think of a good one um did did you um did you look in the mirror and crap I just had it ah ah I got nothing what what but witchy news superstore USA has their own brewery on site and can sell beer at a much cheaper price so management has decided to close down this gun once shot a man in Iraq for snoring too loud actually it wasn't a man it turned out to be an old lady and she wasn't snoring she was actually sleeping pretty quietly afterwards we found out it was actually a baby your last little back and forth there with Stewie that whole queer thing no that was actually pretty funny Oh God this is more unbearable than having sex with Kelly Ripa Oh oh yes that was good what's that good for you goodnight I'm sleeping are you sleeping I have four jobs I have to go to sleep and get ready for jobs good night love you where are the kids love them hey Chris what's going on give me your car keys what what for I said give me your car keys your keys quagmire what the hell happened to you your damn kid just totally kicked my ass meg did this no you dummy Chris he came over here beat the crap out of me and took my car well Chris is gonna get it as soon as I get my hands on him yeah it's happened to the best of us Lois you know I got fired from my job as Aquaman's personal assistant and you got a call from I didn't catch a name something something man was it Superman spider-man that Batman maybe yeah you know it could be possibly what was the last one that Batman I think no no it wasn't that Oh and now your mom called great you couldn't lose that one no but you are fired and over here we have a sample of actual petrified lava dating back over 50 million years uh I'm seal what this is my face oh my god oh my god I am so so sorry oh don't worry about it no hard feelings no would you like some grated cheese sure one two three [Laughter] you've got to admit she does have a natural stage presence look are we gonna do this or not cuz if you're not gonna throw this bag in my poop I'm just gonna eat it Stewie Stewie so everyone feel free to browse and purchase from our fine selection hey mom now would be a good time to raise my allowance okay let's take a picture you two it will each be required to answer an actual 9-1-1 call all right there's one now could that you're right I think there's someone in my house o IND dad I live alone nobody ever comes over my house no there's someone in my house right now well maybe you want to put out some snacks or something doesn't have to be nothing fancy you can even just open up a box of Wheat Thins pour some in a bowl multigrain is always good oh you don't have to close that bedroom door if your beds not made baby perhaps he could put on a video later and sneak upstairs and make that beer Oh looks like they saw that beard bring Stewie you ready to go Brian I got my ears pierced you think now this will be mad oh I don't care I'm gonna be popular listen I'll I'll buy you whatever you want all right hey how about some mr. Holland's Opus action figures huh what why won't you learn music son mm-hmm oh that's right you're deaf well we'll spend more time together but right now I have to go buy groceries I'll take my sandcrawler [Music] you know I gotta be honest with you I haven't seen the film I'm kind of improvising here but you know I'm just trying to make you feel better well you did kind of suck me in there but wait you can do that yeah thanks to the Patriot Act you can do anything you want lot of wild stuff in there take a look in the event of a terrorist attack interracial children can be used as food why are we selling our copy of The Flintstones Viva rock Vegas who is the I'm stone that decided this was expendable well I'm gonna bring this inside and we're all gonna watch it tonight has a reminder tonight Channel 5 News is proud to welcome our new weekend weather girl misty fog bank misty thanks Tom well we got a nor'easter off the coast and when we come back I'll tell you if you're gonna need your umbrella in the morning thanks booby jugs e nipple chesty melon mammy cleavage sex you know what this is not gonna work we need to bring back that gay guy she's right you want something in this world you got a fight for it like mr. Sulu fights his urges oh I really shouldn't but everything looks so yummy I don't want the fellows to start calling me fatty Sulu or something like that hey listen sorry about beating you up I felt pretty bad about it hey this looked like a spaceship to you sorta huh well I never was very good at building things like that time I built that gay care alarm hey you hey you hey you want me want me want me OOP err dad what are we doing here Chris I am gonna teach you how to stand up to a bully because sometimes a man's got to be a fighter like Mike Tyson hey baby you're looking mighty fine tonight what'd you say to my girlfriend oh is shir oh I'm sorry you will be this Tuesday on lifetime valerie bertinelli stars in a lifetime original movie you know doctor you said you were gonna cure my cancer but all you did was rape me I'm starting to think I don't have cancer at all well you're right about the rape part but I'm sorry you still do have cancer Valerie Bertinelli in men are terrible and will hurt you because this is lifetime since Bill Clinton's been around you've been acting crazier than when you bought those live duck earmuffs shut up Dex wait I did think of something damn it Dredd help me if my ears weren't so damn toasty you'll be going right back on a freakin strong okay look Peter there's some beautiful girls right over there and I bet they're available all right I'll give it a shot hi dear how do you do pleased to meet you you girls yeah you go to school together you mind holding still please I'm talking do you mind just what is this what what is it girls in their early 20s well all I want to do is dance with each other you know I mean you got these bodies everybody here wants to do it and and you know what screw it this music gives me a headache I'm out of here and another thing you think this is gonna last forever but it's gonna change on you you know it's gonna change Peter can we please go now this is excruciating are you kidding Brian these men and their redneck lifestyle really speak to me this is the greatest show I've seen in years not like that Elaine Stritch show we saw [Music] hey quagmire quagmire what what are you doing I'm watering my lawn Oh how's that going fine hey you see that NASCAR race this morning let me alone hey Joe Quagmire's watering know I'm just gonna find a way to get rid of this tattoo we go now to transnational Airlines CEO Ken Dennis with a press statement on behalf of transnational we'd like to apologize to our customers and to the citizens of Quahog for this unfortunate incident and Glen quagmire if you're watching I'd like to have a word with you if I could in private follow me come on this way boy the weather can't make up its mind hi mr. Dennis hi mr. quagmire hi Frank [Music] have a seat I'll be with you in a few minutes yes master Dennis will see you now Oh Glen there you are you're fired fired Oh No

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Channel: Joe Mangle

Views: 3,038,173

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Length: 16min 30sec (990 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 17 2019

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