Chris has a surprise for Peter at home

[Music] hi Chris how'd you do on your science test I got addy addy that's fantastic just kiddin I know it means you suck come here your delightful idiot another D Chris I'm sorry mom but science is so hard well maybe you just need a little extra help dad would you help me with my homework Chris I gotta tell you that sounds worse than a trip to a failing mall well it doesn't matter anyway every time I try to study the evil monkey comes out of my closet and scares me oh for God's sake Chris you're in high school now stop talking about that evil monkey he's not real he is too real I can prove it oh damn how is it you know what we'll put you in the 80s you'll pass for hot now get in the van with Kelly McGillis next stop Hollywood hey Chris you want to practice kissing again I'm busy I set up a video camera last night so I can prove to mom and dad that the evil monkey is real and I want to see what I got huh nothing all right it's time to play rough [Music] do you believe me now holy crap it Israel oh my god I thought I was the only one make we don't we're doing we're doing Christmas monkey he's evil I'm not really evil it sucks if someone will please untie me I'll explain everything no yeah don't do it he's evil look just trust me this is all a huge misunderstanding oh thank you very much now I know this looks bad me living in your son's closet and all but it's a very complex situation you see basically I got home from work one day and found my wife cheating on me with another monkey oh that's terrible I moved into Chris's closet just until I got back on my feet again wound up living in there for nine years oh my god you've missed so much like when America was attacked by mentally challenged suicide bombers making a scary face that's just the face I make when I'm thinking you're always pointing at me I was trying to start a conversation and you do that weird trembling thing I have a copper deficiency look Chris I'm sorry if I scared you before but this is a great chance for us to start over no it isn't you can fool everyone else but you can't fool me you go to hell up next the Hannah Montana marathon yes and for all you fans the Miley Cyrus tour is coming to the Quahog Civic Center for three nights only cold to get your tickets now but not now cuz it just sold out what no sorry but you know the rules Hannah can't do the photo shoot until Miley finishes her homework you can't tell Hannah what to do she's not your daughter wait so Miley is my daughter but Hannah isn't right great put your wig on shut up and she's coming to town and I have to get tickets Brian you have to help me get tickets no it's a stupid show and a huge waste of time but you crying so much this is the only time she's gonna be in town and now I'll never get to see her will you help me all right fine I mean sarah silverman is just one of the most wonderful people you'll ever meet oh that's so good to hear I want to like her she's so funny I wanted to also be nice well I'm glad you guys are having such a great time with that evil thing that tortured me for years race there is a monkey here and I just fed him a whole bag of Subway sandwiches in a couple hours we are gonna sit around and throw his soft bread stool at each other don't mind him monkey he's just a big disappointment like things that look like DVDs from far away huh DVDs ah books oh that feels so good you are an artist Thank You Louis doesn't like my toenails cuz they stab her in the night hear that Louis somebody likes my toenails good for you Peter good for this family good for all of us wait a minute I didn't write this oh really did did you write this well I can't take all the credit I've been listening to you talk in your sleep for years so I just put your thoughts on paper that's all wow that's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me Thanks evil money [Music] okay now remember to play it cool act like you belong here oh my god my love you I love you I love you on your biggest fan can I touch your hair who are you guys how did you get back here look I'm really sorry about this this is my friend Stewie he's just a baby and he's your biggest fan and well in that case I wouldn't feel right about throwing you out especially if you're my biggest fan I can't believe I'm sitting here with you Miley Cyrus it's like I'm in a dream well that makes me happy Stewie what are you doing oh I'm just writing some new lyrics hello you write your own lyrics yeah so do i oh you wrote a song hey these are pretty good Stewie really do you think you could sing them only if you sing with me you and I didn't quite get along when we first met that we've got what it takes the best friendship which is a little better you meet a lot better [Music] friendship is the best thing ever friendship which is a little better you meet a lot better I mean a lot better hey guys I stopped at Pinkberry and I got some for everybody well thanks you're welcome I gotta go put on my face for press interviews Sooey can you hear me my cell phone oh sure thanks wait a second [Music] oh my god she's an Android Miley Cyrus is an Android of course she's a product of Disney Imagineering they built a perfect robot teen idol yes assuring that she could never fail like famous duelist Sir Henry giant hole in the torso wicked Shire god I can't believe she's an Android do you think we should tell someone or do something well we could do something like what well look at her she dances like a real girl she moves like a real girl yeah hey Maile hi hey um your shirt tag is showing let me just there we go all done hang on hang on maybe I can fix this [Music] hey where you guys been we went to the father-son barbecue you drove all the way up to father-son for a barbecue no dad it was a barbecue for fathers and sons wait a minute you went with the monkey to a father-son thing well it's not like you ever take me anywhere what oh listen Peter I didn't make please he helped me get an A in algebra what the monkey no you needed help with algebra because he that's right dad you never asked and even if you did you never listen and now you're getting mad at the monkey because he actually cares screw you you are the worst dad in the world and I hate you well well I hate you too boy you guys have been awful quiet this morning Lois could you ask Chris to pass the maple syrup maybe could you tell dad that he's too fat to need extra seats well according to him that stupid monkeys more of a father to him than I am he makes time for me and you never do you're supposed to love me and all you do is hurt me this morning I had a heart poo that hurt but then it felt great Meg I'm trying to be mad right now but that's making me want to smile hey this'll get Chris hey classmates Griffin did you gain weight yeah that's not important but you know what is important I'm gay now I'll begin with you oh this is too perfect chris is gonna be so gay by the end of this come on you fat do it who's laughing now I get my head monkey do you think you can help me I just can't stand Peter and Chris being at each other's throats anymore of course Lois I'm sure if we can just get them in the same room together I can convince them to talk it out why don't you invite Peter to lunch and I'll invite Chris and we'll see what we can do ah thank you I really appreciate it look monkey chris is being a jerk all right and there is nothing you can say that will make me change my mind about that Peter you're acting bananas all right I'll listen you're both good guys and that's why it's important for you to reconcile your differences Chris I know you're angry but do you really hate your father no Peter do you really hate your son no Peter do you think you could make a little more time for your son yeah I guess so hell was that about with that Stewie and Brian it's Miley Cyrus and she's destroying this a day oh my god miss Cyrus I ask you to stop what you're doing I don't just mean this I mean everything I the show the music it's all just awful help him do something what am I supposed to do you're my dad pick us up dang [Music] quagmire fire up the biplane my son needs my help [Music] all right Peter we're closing in get ready to fire [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] you know Brian here's your shot go for it well too late no it's not thanks for everything monkey you made me realize how much Chris really means to me and and how I should always remember not to take him for granted well sometimes all anybody needs is a little bit of a wake-up call and now that you two are getting along again my work here is done guess I'll be moving on now wait where will you go I'll go where I'm needed [Music] I don't care son I just do not care

Channel: Stewie gold

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Length: 13min 15sec (795 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 19 2019