The Television has a surprise for Stewie

we now return to jag harm I found that evidence we need now we can finally clear that chief petty officer of all charges oh what's the point does anybody even watch the show well yeah old people I mean they they don't really pay attention they they just like a noise in the company hey how you doing how's that hip doing there remember the forties oh my god Joe how did you do this I built it myself with supplies I got at the home supply downtown between you and me I think Joe's got a little free time these days I hear he hasn't touched Bonnie in months Peter you just whispered that to me Shh here he is Joe what a great job you've done here all right let's get this started [Music] rocky please don't go to Mars and fight the Martian I gotta do what I gotta do but there's no oxygen on Mars yeah that means there's no oxygen for him either that Martian wants a fight he'll get a fight well tomorrow I'm gonna go to that home supply and I'm gonna build an entire multiplex well let's just hope it looks better than that balcony you built boy that was a great episode of Lost wasn't it fellas well at least the show's got the right name no I couldn't fall they don't care for most things I hate my neighbor and I want to build something crazy out of spite well I'll take you to our one-upsmanship Isle man this place has everything I bet you can even get one of those gay mailboxes hello hello right here yeah just right here just go ahead and put that right in here yeah nope just kidding' this I'll teach Joe to steal my movie night I'm gonna have my own multiplex theater I haven't been this excited since I learned how to speak Braille Hey bump bump no bump bump three vertical bumps four bumps in a square yeah I've heard they all look alike it's Robin Williams black preacher voice blah blah blah blah blah al my friend here the funny ring yeah it's Peter I really think you should put that back where you found it you know Brian I really don't think you should breastfeed the skull I'm not breastfeeding all right fine god you're pushy and now back to 1943 fast-talking high trousers well isn't this a fine song and dance what are you getting so hot about keep your shirt on where do you get off making remarks like that and I say you're a long case well I ain't much for supposing well supposing you were or maybe I'm through suppose and I fixed to start figuring horseradish well aren't you a pocket full of firecrackers oh yeah you got something to say about it I'll say plenty Peter are you peeing in that skull oh no Lois I'm getting up and walking all the way to the bathroom and doing it there pain in the ass this concludes our broadcast day the only time of the day I get to try out my Fred Schneider b-52s voice now try to get some sleep out there [Music] uh-huh I don't know I don't know [Music] yeah who's here the TV people what no they did a spinoff he's still playing Joey but it's not doing so well Lois have you uh noticed some spooky things going on ever since Peter brought that skull into the house now what are you talking about well like the whole business last night with a TV I'm just saying maybe maybe we have a poltergeist Ryan there's no such thing as ghosts I haven't seen this much denial since John Travolta married Kelly Preston John do you take Kelly to be your wife I totally do I mean yeah yes absolutely and I'm gonna do stuff to a to like touch uh yeah touch her and kiss her and touch your penis I mean no not that not that buddy hey what's your manner I'm scared of this storm dad well you know I think the storms moving away from us Chris you know how I can tell here's a little trick when you see the lightning you count all the terrible things that can happen to a child until you hear the Thunder and if you count higher each time you know the storms are moving away from you okay swallowing a razor blade accidentally okay okay try to think of a happy place to be a happy place okay okay I'm on MTV's jackass hey I'm Stewie Griffin and I'm gonna be kicking my dad's ass all day today come on come on Stewie you're acting crazy out there man [Music] Hey propane hey skinny britches that's my man why don't you pick on someone else [Music] honey where are you Peter I can't find him anywhere [Music] [Music] thank you for coming we've never hired a spiritual medium before but I'll do anything to get my baby back you know Peter we wouldn't have to be messing around with ghosts if you hadn't desecrated those Indian remains probably a bad time to mention I'm wearing the skull as an athletic Cup we was just wondering if you could send him back uh-huh well yes but uh well I don't see how that's anybody's business but my own well how about you and my father go and hang out at the gun range some afternoon and you can spend the whole day just agreeing with each other well I don't know how else to say this but the exit is hid out as boom god this is even weirder than when Bob Costas insisted on getting into the tub with me every time I took a bath ah this will be relaxing hello again Peter a miniature boat and if I'm not mistaken it's a replica of a Gretel - which lost the America's Cup - intrepid in 1973 yeah I'm gonna dry off now Peter now that you're getting out of the tub what will you miss most Hey okay here we go [Music] hey Lois get ready to wear get ready to laugh gee must have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque some people just get lost on the way to the light they're walking along they stop and say it was that a new restaurant that place must have just opened up because I remember there was another place there a few weeks ago but I still never went back there we have to enter the other realm and get him ourselves Lois I told you it ain't safe I'll tell you what's not safe going hunting with Dick Cheney so y'all set to go huntin sorry I thought you were a deer now she knows how I felt when I was at her piano recital wait a minute where's Meg didn't see you I kind of thought you guys would attend to that baby you gotta go back and get out yeah right like I'm going back for me okay see it resolved itself so no hard feelings man now let's just put it all behind us want to come over for some tea and cookies sure are you a given tree or a say venturi family is forced out of their home by ghosts were they gonna call now back to Disney is too many ostriches starring Don Knotts there's way too many ostriches ostriches this is a terrible vacation quagmire you gotta help us we pissed off a bunch of ghosts and our house is gone and we got no place to stay Peter this is not the best time so as you can see my family's here and it's it's game night we're playing sex hi welcome to the soup kitchen I'll just start you off with this basket of pizza crusts and apple cores oh and we do have one special today it's an avocado pit with a little bit of avocado still on it and that comes on a ripped pair of boxer shorts now I'm trying to decide between the tush spaghetti on a newspaper and the half yogurt with the balled-up tissue in it hey do you have any books on how to get rid of ghosts have you tried telling them you're ready for a commitment here you go maybe this will help [Music] all right here it is to vanquish poltergeists one must restore all disturbed remains to their original resting places so all we gotta do is bring the skull back home and bury it what are you doing you said you were using the skull as an athletic Cup I wise but don't you remember I throw it in the garbage oh boy this is more awkward than that threesome when the girl didn't show up so you definitely left her a voicemail yeah to home and cell oh good you got the shell to I was gonna say no I hate myself but it's so good can I help you folks find something god I hate it when a pest you like that yes we need help we're looking for a skull that my husband throw away let's go huh then you want the human remains Ben but I should warn you folks were pretty cleaned out right now cuz carrot top comes by every morning to rummage for new props he's funny except for that one show he did in Ohio after the airline lost his luggage ladies and gentlemen carrot top all right good crowd I hope it goes well cause I don't have my prop trunk I normally have like a case with all my little props and gadgets and whatnot but you let go away from your bag it's kind of if you can imagine the dog or or rude and the dog bet scam it's a lot funny if I had my prop [Music] so you having a good time there chief diamond-phillips oh that's funny you came up with the same thing that all right carrot top I want that skull who the hell are you I'm Peter Griffin and that skull belongs to me well it's hardly just a skull mr. Griffin I put it on my head and it's a skull cap I'll give you the skull but you have to catch me first that's right mr. Griffin just a little further [Music] sucker what the hell how'd you get to the trapdoor I found this saw with glasses on it oh that's my seesaw so funny keep it keep it you deserve it just take it no no I need it I need it [Music] and I've grown fond of you Louis let's go home [Music]

Channel: Stewie gold

Views: 822,077

Rating: 4.7845035 out of 5

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Length: 13min 23sec (803 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 22 2019