Cutaway Compilation Season 4 - Family Guy (Part 1)

this is the worst day of my life there are plenty of people who have had worse days Oh a parking ticket I was gone five minutes how could this day get any worse oh my god hey stop it you're more clueless than Popeye so I think you should know these growths on your forearms they're giant tumors Oda yeah I'm surprised you haven't realized this is not how a human being is supposed to look and the speech thing and what you're doing with your eye you had a stroke about seven years ago that you've managed to be walking around all this time is nothing short of a miracle I'd say about two months good evening I'm dan Rather and tonight on CBS News seven Saudi soldiers sodomized several of Saddam's southern settlement squatters I'm dan Rather I hope I don't make any social faux pas like I did at Pamela and Tommy Lee's dinner party hi sorry I'm late I was visiting my aunt in the hospital she has hepatitis oh sorry we now return to don't worry Lois Peters good at getting out of trouble just like Kobe Bryant we want the truth Kobe did you rape her what were we talking about hey Joe if you love your medals so much why don't you marry him I did something like that once and in the event of your death you'd like the insurance policy to be paid to your wife yep and your wife is this piece of pie you'll get it laughs yeah okay sign here you know what you can probably go ahead and cancel that I've slipped wood chips all over the world who knows I could have kids in their 20s don't disturb us it's mañana there's no significa que no giggity way to be beer Mandy to say is my pony's food Yosa no puedo hablar contigo guida cuando deponents se may boy a bear los toros giggity giggity giggity on the next episode of Deadwood anything yet no you know next Deadwood The New Yorker you'll fit in there as well as I did at Woodstock excuse me it's been brought to my attention that a few bad apples out there or smoking marijuana I've got news for you my friend marijuana's illegal not cool alright then sometimes I think I should have married that woman I met the night of my bachelor party Peter I can't believe your friends just left you here let's get you home Wow strange lady you're so sexy I should marry you tomorrow instead of that pain in the ass Lois it's me you know what screw it I am so gonna cheat on Lois right now I don't care if she finds out you got a condom never mind I got this Milky Way wrapper what are you watching Peter Passion of the Christ I tell you Brian I can't believe that this guy's just lying there taking it if it was me I would have done something about it hey hey hey hey stop it stop it okay okay okay all right hey is that that new butter substitute it's sir--if is it true it has half the calories of butter or margarine with all the great taste yeah can I have some get your own bitch oh you like that Hey joke's on you I have hepatitis I haven't been this scared since I was mugged by gene Shalit don't panic room I'm not going to William hurt you I only want your tango and cash so just pay it forward and we'll all be happy gilmore what oh please tell me this is some kind of practical joke like like the kind I used to play when I was an intern at the hospital I'm afraid I have some very bad news your wife's gonna be a vegetable you'll have to bathe her feed her and care for her the rest of her life oh my god she's dead I haven't had my own business since I ran that mail order operation yeah I bought a giant life-size slingshot from you and it just slammed me into a mountain sorry no returns I've been a customer here for years I can maybe give you a store credit but really well I guess what's the holdup in here I'm taking care of it I just bought us some new sheets at Bed Bath & Beyond oh boy I hope you stayed away from that beyond section oh here are the coffee mugs Oh what is this it's my ear do you like it you know you don't like it oh I like it but it's just why you're here because I love you well at least this will be a funny story to tell our kids someday oh you want kids Oh yikes I wish you'd told me that before I got you this oh no I dropped my glasses oh by the way yeah Pinocchio there was a cookie missing from the jar did you did you take it by any chance yes Papa Geppetto I'm sorry are you sure you took it because I believe you if you said you didn't know I took it papa I wouldn't lie to you you could try who knows you might get away with it giving up breast milk is the hardest thing I've ever had to do now that the founding fathers had an easier time writing the Bill of Rights alright we're done you think the language in the second amendment is clear enough you know about the right to bear arms of course it's clear every American has the right to hang a pair of bare arms on their wall how could that possibly be misconstrued all right fantastic then wait you know what before we send this to the printer let's take that abortion thing out yeah well be just like the honeymooners these days yeah yeah I know right we now return to Tony Danza and Sylvester Stallone in what they're finished Good Will Hunting by Matt Damon hey uh you think we could put both our names on that what you've done nothing but eat Breyers and smoke pot for the last six months oh that's ridiculous come on I helped oh yeah okay right-aligned just just right now just pitch me a line right now okay yeah how about that that wasn't a line you just farted there any more pot I haven't seen this much denial since John Travolta married Kelly Preston John do you take Kelly to be your wife I totally do I mean yeah yes absolutely and I'm gonna do stuff to a to like touch uh yeah touch her and kiss her and touch a penis I mean no not that not that and now back to two and a Half Men oh wow let me light that for you babe Wow yeah magic fingers yeah Jesus Christ what get the Escalade we're out of here you know my children get kidnapped at the grocery store than anywhere else hey I was close though we're close man this place is everything I bet you could even get one of those gay mailboxes hello hello right here yeah just right here just go ahead and put that right in here yeah go just kidding you know I got some candy in my van if your kid wants some oh great wait a second ah you got me I'll get him I bet you will I bet you will I'll tell you what's not safe going hunting with Dick Cheney so y'all set to go huntin sorry I thought you were a deer hi I'm Kelly McGillis and I'm here to talk to you about rape ladies look to your left now look to your right statistics indicate that both of those men will rape you I'm not gonna rape you I might there is no just cause for an invasion of Iraq well that may be but what we're all forgetting is anyone who doesn't want to go to war is gay hey you want to see what I can do all right ready check it out beer glass all right now watch this oh hey guess I'll go over here for a minute I doubt that it there holy crap that's still pouring itself oh wow oh that's amazing I've never seen anyone do that you want to go out later you [Music]

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Id: FGBSx0wFCEU

Length: 10min 37sec (637 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 06 2019