Brian is Carter's Assistant

and now two football players are going to do something that only makes sense to the rest of the football team coach the bus is here this is an away game all right there's only so many seats on the bus one of you will have to sit next to me I will coach how are you gentlemen dude what's a hell whoa with cataracts like those somebody's a big pair of glasses Hey Jessica Chastain I'm glad you finally agreed to have the cataract surgery daddy I wish I hadn't I can't see anything now this is terrible Stewie and Brian Hey I hope you feel better soon that doesn't sound like the whole family hey guys get better soon pop it's me now mr. Pewterschmidt your vision will be impaired for a few weeks while you recover I recommend you and your wife have someone around to help you during this time come on Lois I don't want to do that your father and I have nothing in common Brian please if you do this for me you'll be a hero just like King Arthur when he pulled the sword from a stone oh yeah oh god this is embarrassing I'm so sorry it's been like five hundred years mr. Pewterschmidt your service dog has arrived see this right here this is the one percenter crap I can't stand yes it is what's up what do you need I'm done with my bath put on this lady wig and help me out of the tub otherwise it's weird there's the tingle you could just bypass all that gridlock is amazing that sounds like a great idea see you later wait wait what are you talking about it I meant like like both of us having sloppy joes yeah what else you got how about a knuckle sandwich I'm sure this is a step down for you bribe but now you're back in the real world where our poop stinks and we all eat garbage you know I guess I got used to being a little pampered over at Carter's I don't know nine o'clock nine o'clock Chris look it's not even about the stuff Carter and I became friends Ryan you're not kidding anyone we all know you don't care about Carter you only care about his money no no no he knows I'm his friend Yeah right that's what woody thought about Buzz Lightyear mr. Pewterschmidt you have a visitor hey buddy looking good so what are we drinking or better yet why aren't we drinking oh yeah that's the stuff hey did you also not wash your ass before getting in yeah that's sign lousy no-good rocking awesome rustic impression pretty humble guy yes I know I saw all your instagrams on his helicopter like it was your helicopter I never said it was my helicopter yeah never said it wasn't the implication was that it was a regular part of your life oh no come on it'll be temporary just until he realizes I'm a great herring but you're not so I don't want any part of this okay I get it I get it not you you wouldn't want to help me out what but they have an opening saying is gone he does know Zane is gone right oh he definitely knows yeah he thinks you could be in O'Town but not one direction okay Brian tosses in the shower as soon as he comes out we spray this right in his eyes you're up Carter what happened you look like you could use some help Carter it's me Brian I did this looks like we've learned a lot and my face is better what's wrong with you it's my back it's killing me yeah I'm not falling for that hot oil massage bit again oh please don't then she'll drive me to the doctor and I hate being in the car with her sorry to keep you I was reading this highlights magazine in the waiting room you see any differences between these two pictures oh the pie has a wedge removed yes oh no am I gonna be a big shoe small shoe guy but don't worry he'll be fine he just needs to wear this brace for a while to correct it oh dear now does he have any school pictures coming up all right take a gander go look at the Elephant Man let's get it all out there's our brave guy brave and just for being such a trouper I thought maybe you could be the first in line for snack today now if I could just find someone to wear this hero hat oh I think I found him huh well I did not expect that I wasn't telling you to go I was trying to smell my own fart how's it going with a back brace people giving you a hard time quite the contrary Brian apparently people love the wretched thanks to this thing I was offered seats directly behind home plate at Fenway that's wonderful Stewie doesn't have to wear the brace anymore what no I can't give this thing up what do you mean you you want to keep wearing the brace sue I have the most money in the world right yes your majesty great can you make sure my hair looks like anyone in a nursing home sorry I was late you're still wearing that back brace that can't be good for you dr. Hartman said you were done with that thing hey pal polio a Thousand apologies [Music] what the deuce oh my god Stewie it's gotta be from wearing that damn brace all the time is it is it noticeable no nothing that can't be fixed with a string of chili pepper Christmas lights I will that brace for the next five years of my life so who's this Merry Christmas everybody keeps talking about that's very clever yeah I don't recognize you at which department are you in well right now I'm in boob assessment down the hall they're doing a white elephant oh that gift exchange thing now there's a fat secretary taking on all comers we're absolute freak show in there all right what the hell's going on Oh sin I'm sorry I didn't realize this was your car hey honey this is Santa he's gonna come in and watch me in the bathroom oh just like the Easter Bunny did exactly I got a lot of guys coming through here this party's a dud yeah no kiddin that lady turned off a Hall & Oates song because it was too provocative everyone excuse me could I have your attention please hi hi I'm Chadwick Redmayne from the regional office unfortunately since people only use printers now to print out boarding passes for their grandparent see all right Brian let's rob these gay guys what if they're home they're not gonna be home I'm drunk hearts beating fast Peter We Need to Talk oh who are you I'm the real Santa Claus awesome okay my first wish is for a thousand wishes yes That's not me that's a genie okay the Christmas when I was 12 nothing because it was the year you found that penthouse in the woods who you really are Santa and I can't go around in that suit pretending you're me and acting like a complete jackass what are you talking about people love me they give me free you know you're not talking to a little kid anymore so get the hell out of my face Santa I like this suit and I'm keeping it now if you'll excuse me you're standing in my strip club spaghetti I gotta get this home to my family for supper [Music] Gail Gail is your internetworking mindflow oh my god Gail what happened I just found out I'm part of the downsizing you announced oh no was to be gone an hour ago hey give her a break man this is Gail Deveraux slansky oh it's just Gail Deveraux now tough week before the holidays oh god I've ruined Christmas like the little drummer boy when he got really into Neil Peart [Music] Oh dad now that you made Santa madder aren't you scared he's gonna do something bad to you Santa's all talk he ain't gonna do nothing I didn't send you it Oh son of a [ __ ] Santa Jo I did not send you a text well you sent another text that says hey Jo it's definitely me Peter who sent the text well the text you sent earlier would disagree you said no matter what I say I want to build multiple bears Joe I swear to you I do not want to do that would anyone like to lead the family in a holiday prayer I'll tell you who she'll be saying his prayers Santa he messes with me I mess with him that's why I replaced one of his flying rain [Music] what the hell is this the box yeah that's it yeah that's impossible I know it's impossible right okay all right I'm opening it unless whoever sent it was magic Chad we gotta talk about this report why do you write all your twos backwards well you know it's a 2 so why are we talking here you go Warren Merry Christmas $11,000 yes it's the maximum check amount I'm authorized to cut cash it fast okay okay I'll never wear that [ __ ] thank you I've always known you were a good boy deep inside Peter and just so you know there are no hard feelings this is for you oh oh and that's another thing it's Oh ho-ho everybody pronounces it wrong so long Peter glad to have you back on the nice list and that was the Christmas

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Length: 11min 31sec (691 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 08 2019