Rick and Morty - Rick's body transformation scenes

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three out of two I got it got it whoa is that yeah that's the three lines of math that separates my life as a man from my life as an unfeeling ghosts also possible Mission Control you getting this holy shit yes thanks Rick I'll try to remember to shut off the brain eliezer actually I think it shuts off automatically once your brain is liquid don't know don't care pull me out hey pulled me out can you hear me no they cannot why not because the code you just uploaded wasn't actually my portal gun formula it was a virus giving me full control over the brain eliezer what are you talking about this is a memory you can't alter details of a memory true but you can alter anything you want about a totally fabricated origin story it's a trap abort I'm still in as Shoney's repeat we never left this Shoney's mission accomplished boys pull me out Roger that okay have fun in what's left of my brain I'm gonna transfer to yours Oh there's not enough room for all my genius so I'm leaving you with my fear of wicker furniture my desire to play the trumpet my tentative plans to purchase a hat and six years of improv workshops comedy comes in threes it's a trap abort we never left it another day another dollar migrated insect creature away gratulations agent you'll be highly commended for this always wait for permission to feel accomplishment that's my motto one thing still perplexes me why would Rick Sanchez turn himself in well I'm just a dumbass bug but it's possible Rick knew he'd be interrogated to this facility where we not only keep our most wanted but our most sensitive data anyone here with level nine access could and I don't know collapse the government I'm just gonna go take a dump is it cool if I use the level nine bathrooms what's the level nine master access code again oh that's easy eight three hi Rick Rick 99 you okay I didn't get to give that insect ticket test-drive the council of ricks in us we have your Morty in summer they're prisoners on the Citadel great lovely not only is my plan screwed up I also forgot how to improvise hey listen I know this is your world not mine the sooner I can get out the sooner I can go back to taking big craps and you can go back to subsisting on them don't worry he died doing what he loved being a dumb [Music] [Music] oh yeah sorry I lied to get out of the thing I sure I shouldn't lie to you oh it's fine I mean thank you and yeah you shouldn't but I hope you know that's not what that session was supposed to be oh no I mean I know it was morty peeing his pants and summer snorting glue or whatever she huffed enamel and we never even talked about it well there was so much more at stake I mean that shrink what a monologuist are we gonna go back sweetie could I get that syringe now oh my god yes dad it's in my purse oh I'm sorry you must be in agony yeah Jesus Jesus Christ therapist man we here at breed man I missed having hands and blood and a stomach we should get a drink really like go somewhere yeah let's drop the kids off and go tie one on absolutely I liked her so what are you thinking like Smokies tavern maybe Shoney's yeah either one either one okay okay take it easy don't do it I love you good boy daddy's little boy summer get out of here go oh who's that oh you see the bad man in front of you you're a good little boy gonna get him you're gonna go oh we can resolve our issues we don't need to resort to over-the-top you're going in that take motherfucker gonna live in a toxic shit wasteland like I had to do dad okay just just leave her out of it what's going on all right fuck this time for Plan B if I can't trap you in a toxic world let's make the whole world toxic it's okay girls I'm so sorry I put us in danger with some of my behavior if you'd like I can go out in the garden pick some fresh basil and make us a nice scallopini what did the Booker version of you mean when he said he was going to make the whole world toxic believe me sweetie that man's motivations are a mystery screw that Rick we got to stop them what's the last thing you'd think about doing with that tank thing Morty I appreciate what you're trying to do but it's not our place you know to pick and choose which world gets saved from what apocalypse our toxins have as much a right to their worldview as Morty how was it healthy to slap me obviously my version of health is a hell of a lot different from yours you useless old turd wait that's it how could that detox machine know the difference between healthy and sick for everything that goes through it it can't it must be by the individual's own definition of toxicity that means what the hell why explain on the way no attachments they must be somewhere they ain't over here bro I'm not going back in there honestly I don't care either way I hate having you in me and when I say honestly you can believe it because we both know I'm too healthy to lie watch all right knock it off you're not impressing anyone Morty nuff that I give it but are you okay it's great to hurt relax quit your bitching you're gonna be fine grandpa's here I think that's funny you gotta have a sense of humor about these things oh wait you can't you're literally incapable of seeing the bigger picture I guess it's just funny because you've never done anything but complain about me being in charge but if I ever gave you the wheel we'd be dead in five minutes Oh Rick you poor dumb sick animals Rick just do it just do it you piece of I'm back baby regular Rick Messer of both worlds check it out excuse me

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Channel: MANSON HANSON

Views: 3,828,510

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Keywords: rick and morty, rick, morty, adult swim, robot arm, body transformation, scene, season 3, episode 9, episode 10, manson hanson, comedy

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Length: 7min 54sec (474 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 05 2017

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