>> YOU'RE WATCHING C-SPAN.
NORMALLY WE WOULD HAVE SHOWN YOU FOOTAGE FROM ATTORNEY GENERAL
WILLIAM BARR'S CONGRESSIONAL TESTIMONY BUT BARR DECIDED NOT
TO SHOW UP. AND THEN THE DEMOCRATS CHOSE TO
DO SOME LIGHT PROP COMEDY WITH A BUCKET OF CHICKEN.
THE WHOLE THING WAS SO DEPRESSING THAT WE'D RATHER
FOCUS ON THE TWO THINGS ALL AMERICANS CAN GET BEHIND.
"GAME OF THRONES." AND "AVENGERS."
>> IT'S FAMILY FEUD AND HERE'S YOUR HOST, STEVE HARVEY.
>> YES, INDEEDY. ALL RIGHT.
WELCOME TO I AM STEVE OF HOUSE MUSTACHE.
TODAY WE GOT "AVENGERS" VERSUS "GAME OF THRONES."
ALL RIGHT. LET'S START WITH THE AVENGERS
BECAUSE THIS SHOW IS JUST LIKE THEIR MOVIES.
WE'RE GONNA OPEN WITH 45 MINUTES OF INTRODUCTIONS.
ALL RIGHT. FIRST UP, THE SEXIEST MAN IN THE
RENAISSANCE FAIR, THIS IS THOR. >> GOOD DAY, STEVE.
GOOD TO BE HANDSOME. I'M A GOD AND I'M FROM SPACE.
>> OH, YOU'RE A SCIENTOLOGIST? OKAY.
NEXT, WE GOT SWOLE GRIMACE IS THANOS.
>> YES. I WANT MY BIG FANCY GLOVE.
DOES IT MAKE ME LOOK PRETTY? I DON'T WANT TO BURST YOUR
BUBBLE BUT I SAW THAT THING ON QVC.
ALL RIGHT. NEXT, SHE A WARRIOR FROM
WAKANDA. IT'S OKEY-DOKY.
>> MY NAME IS OKOYE. IT IS TRULY AN HONOR TO BE HERE
FIGHTING AN EPIC BATTLE THAT IS THE FEUD OF FAMILIES.
>> MM, MM, MM. BALD IS BEAUTIFUL.
GIRL, YOU MAKE A GOOD DOG WANT TO BREAK ITS CHAIN.
ALL RIGHT. FINALLY, WHO WE GOT DOWN THERE
ON THE END THERE? >> IT'S I'M GROOT.
>> I FEEL LIKE YOU CAN LOOK AT THAT
POSTER AND I KNOW THAT'S WRONG. ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO TO THE GAME OF THE THRONES SIDE.
I GOT TO BE HONEST, I DIDN'T SEE THE LAST EPISODE.
I MEAN, I WATCHED IT BUT I COULDN'T SEE IT.
YEAH, YOU KNOW IT'S DARK WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE WHITE
PEOPLE. ALL RIGHT.
FIRST UP, LADY BRIENNE OF TARTH. >> IT'S -- IT'S SIR BRIENNE.
I DON'T IF YOU SAW, BUT I WAS RECENTLY KNIGHTED.
NOT THAT I CARE BUT IT WAS LIKE THE HIGHEST HONOR OF MY LIFE.
I EVEN ALLOWED MYSELF TO SMILE. >> ISN'T SHE A SNACK.
>> WELL, DAMN. WHO ARE YOU?
>> I'M TORMUND GIANTSBANE. I KILLED A GIANT, CRAWLED INTO
BED WITH HIS WIFE AND DRANK HER MILK.
SHE THOUGHT I WAS A BABY. HA HA HA HA.
>> OKAY, PLAYA. I LIKE THE BIG GIRLS TOO.
ALL RIGHT. NEXT WE GOT A THOUSAND-YEAR-OLD
WITCH, MELISANDRE. >> HELLO, STEVE.
THIS SHOW IS DARK AND FULL OF TERRORS.
>> YOU SOUND LIKE MY AGENT. ARE YOU REALLY A THOUSAND
YEARS OLD? HOW YOU DO THAT?
>> MAYBE IT'S MAGIC. >> NO, IT'S DEFINITELY MAGIC. GIRL, YOU TAKE THAT NECKLACE OFF
OR YOU'RE GONNA TURN INTO AN OLD LADY.
BUT I KNOW HOW IT IS. I TAKE OFF THIS SHIRT AND I JUST
PUMMEL OUT INTO A POOP EMOJI. AND FINALLY, EVERY FAMILY GOT
THAT WEIRD BROTHER. IT'S BRAN.
>> HELLO, STEVE. I HAVE TO GO NOW.
>> WOO, SOMEBODY GOT THAT GOOD WEED.
ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET TWO PLAYERS UP HERE.
LET'S PLAY THE FEUD. >> THIS IS A --
>> TARTH, GOOD ON YA. >> TOP SIX IS ON THE BOARD.
AFTER TEN YEARS, BOTH YOUR FRANCHISES ARE COMING TO AN END.
NAME SOMETHING YOU MIGHT PUT ON YOUR BUCKET LIST.
BRIENNE? >> I DON'T NEED A LOT, I'M A LOW
MAINTENANCE GIRL. JAMIE LANNISTER, NO RULES.
>> OKAY. TRYING TO CREEP WITH YOUR
FREAKIN' FRIENDS. OKAY, NOT UP THERE.
WHAT'S ON YOUR BUCKET LIST, PLAYBOY?
>> I MUST REFORGE THE RAINBOW BRIDGE.
>> SHOW ME SOME KIND OF WHITE NAZIS.
>> YOU'RE ON THE BOARD. LET'S GO OVER TO THANOS.
WHAT'S ON YOUR BUCKET LIST? >> I'M ALREADY COLLECTING ALL
THE INFINITY STONES. SO I GUESS ALL THAT'S LEFT IS
GET OFF THE HGH. >> YOU KNOW, I KNEW THERE WAS
SOMETHING GOING ON. SHOW ME TOO OLD TO BE THAT
JACKED. [ BUZZES ]
ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO OVER OKRA.
WHAT'S ON YOUR BUCKET LIST? >> STEVE, IT'S OKOYE.
I AM A DORA MILAJE WARRIOR. BUT JUST ONE DAY I WOULD LIKE TO
PUT ON A PAIR OF SWEATPANTS, EAT A CHEESY GORDITA
CRUNCH AND WATCH EIGHT HOURS OF LINDSAY LOHAN'S "BEACH CLUB."
>> OKAY, THEN. SHOW ME HOW OKRA GOT HER GROOVE
BACK. [ BUZZES ]
OH, IT'S NOT THAT EITHER. ALL RIGHT.
ONE STRIKE LEFT. LET'S GO OVER HERE TO THE GIVING
TREE OR WHOEVER THIS IS. GIVE ME SOMETHING ON YOUR BUCKET
LIST. >> IT'S I'M GROOT.
>> JUST CAUSE YOU SAY IT DON'T MAKE IT TRUE.
SHOW ME MIDDLE-AGED LADY IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME.
[ BUZZES ] OH, MAN.
ALL RIGHT, GAME OF THRONES. YOUR CHANCE TO STEAL.
WHAT'S ON YOUR BUCKET LIST? GIVE ME SOME ANSWERS.
>> MOVE MY FACE. >> SEE MY OLD ---.
>> BIG GIRL. >> ALL RIGHT.
BRIENNE, WHAT'S IT GONNA BE, PLAYER?
>> THEY'RE ALL NOBLE ANSWERS BUT NONE ARE INVINCIBLE.
I DO FEAR THAT THE FEUD IS LOST. >> NOT TODAY. IT'S I, ARYA STARK.
>> RIGHT ON TIME AGAIN. WHAT'S ON YOUR BUCKET LIST?
>> WELL, STEVE, AS THE BATTLE APPROACHES AND YOU STAND TO AN
ENDLESS NIGHT, THERE IS BUT ONE THING A GIRL MUST DO.
>> OH, SAY NO MORE. I SAW WHAT YOU DID IN THAT
EPISODE. SHOW ME, GETTING THAT BOOTY.
[ RINGS ] OH, NUMBER ONE ANSWER.
ALL RIGHT. LET'S TAKE A BREAK.
STAY TUNED FOR ME AND BLACK PANTHER
SINGS THE SONGS OF JODECI. AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S
"SATURDAY NIGHT."
