Faki Party Taxi 3: Motorbike Hunt Fail 🇹🇿

geraldo's got the world's worst headache today so seeing as i am in no mood to crack any jokes i figured you know why not dress like one i'm about to meet up with mr and i am gonna buy him a motorbike it's just that he does not know yet that i'm buying him a motorbike i've done some investigating and it turns out the bikes that he's been using to drive me around they are rentals and uh i had the um waiter in the marumaru restaurant uh call him yesterday uh actually not yesterday today's monday i was gonna leave on saturday but on saturday i had him call him and basically try and suss out whether he owns the motorbike or not uh i might just roll that tape now and then you'll uh you can see for yourself you're there so mr come on okay is it his motorbike or his friends his friend oh he don't have a motorbike what's he saying he said that won't work uh he don't have a motorbike oh so he borrowed it from his friends for one day he paid ten thousand shoes so as you can see he rents those bikes to drive me around and i've often to try to come up with a way to help people that don't have a shop that aren't already uh for example guys that don't necessarily have their their own business set up and i i i've come to the conclusion now after a couple years of doing this that it's basically impossible to to do so unless you run into them by by chance and i think that this is probably the most genuine guy i've met here uh just you see the sort of happiness in his eyes when he got that uh bayern munchen shirt the other day yes yeah do you want it so you want one yes yeah hold on is this your size good yeah yes it's just it's just really genuine just when we're around the markets and so on so i think he really if i give him a motorbike then he doesn't need to rent anymore obviously his profits are up and then he can be the guy who not only drives his own motorbike you know which he'll make more money he can rent his motorbike out to guys that don't have a motorbike and i think this will really really help him out so i'm gonna go into the city now meet him at the hotel and then uh we'll see how easy it is to buy a motorbike here hopefully he's got all the papers and house registrations whatever he needs to to uh actually take one out of the shop today hey how's it going you okay let's go you ready really let's go masai shoes for the win do you like massage shoes masai shoes yes ah the masai shoe is the best they're beautiful no no i think we just arrived at a uh not what i expected kind of expected a bigger hold on kind of expected a bit of a bigger shot but uh this is a shop for motorbike for tvs yes it's a good one do you speak english no no are you a motorbike vendor are you do you sell motorbikes i would i would assume that she does but she's not impressed with my thug life classes and masai shoes [Music] do you have any prices price finish yes finishing tps what about these ones it says that the tbs is finished strange but it's hair though what about these ones the bm150 yes how much in touch really can she show me a price yes yes yeah how much three three yes can we see can you write it down yeah that's three [Music] okay so that's three million two hundred thousand four for this one yeah and that one it's a little scratched tbs is better and tvs how much you don't have another place [Music] it's not easy buying a motorbike here apparently uh but that's kind of what i expected so this bike is here but she says at the same time that it is not here and we can't get a quote for it i think uh fakie really seems to like the tvs as opposed to the yeah i've never seen that boxer brand before so let's try and get what he um his first choice he's going to call his friend he keeps saying that this is the good one so oh i wanna there must be another one must be a bigger one than this as well we are driving back to stone town and this whole way he has been sulking saying you know that he's very sorry and uh but i missed tbs yes i missed it uh so it's really really upset that that i wasn't able to buy it uh he has no idea that it's uh it's actually for him he's really sad it might be hard that we weren't able to get the bike but uh i uh yeah he still has no idea but uh i am going to the mainland at some stage and uh i reckon i can uh i can probably just get one there and then bring it to here so yeah maybe next time we can find one all right stone town next time look how upset it is it's okay i don't need it right now next time it's okay you didn't fail i'll find one i'll find one you miss the tvs i know but uh yeah it's not easy to buy a bike here i mean it just goes to show the convenience you know things in europe you just you go to the shop huge in europe you know the shop is so big 100 motorbikes or in asia and you just pick the bike and then you go but here here is not so easy so all right signing off next time next time yeah okay so what did we learn today it's not easy to buy a motorbike here uh i'm determined to get him one though uh whether it's ordering from the mainland or maybe just maybe just um going to the mainland myself he really deserves one so this is probably a video that i'll i'll uh i'll use in the future when i finally finally get that bike let's see how long that takes whether it's weeks or months either way he's gonna get one he deserves it i've noticed you can um just um finishing thought here when you help people out with a little extra here whether it's the security guard at your hotel or or uh waiters or the motorbike drivers just the gratitude you know on their face it's unbelievable it just really goes a long way here and they'll next time they see you they'll talk about you even they'll be like i can't believe that you that you tipped me i thank you so much is this your turkey is this your turkey is it a turkey or a chicken it's a black chicken the mama doesn't like geraldo you want to he says yeah i want to thank you my baby i was thinking that was my lunch i was thinking for lunch lunch yeah my lunch for eating yeah yeah yeah yeah i'll be back then for lunch see you then oh yeah people here are so just genuinely appreciative when you when you um tip and give a little extra so that is my what this is kfc yes [Laughter] [Music] this one from mcdonald's that's mcdonald's okay i'll be back then see you then that looked really good yeah here's my hotel photo shoot keep losing my train of thought yes hand over a little extra here whether it's your doorman at the hotel or the waiter or the bartender like that guy at marumaru too they're so appreciative here and very deserving just uh just uh uh whether it's a couple extra dollars or ten dollars or 50 euros i mean whatever you can afford it's just people people get so happy so for now i guess i'm signing off god knows when this video will be up could be months or never time will tell i've returned to zanzibar it's now late april and almost it's almost two months since i failed to buy that motorbike that you guys have already seen because i'm gonna put this into the same video now it's in the thick of rainy season and this is only my second day here i only came back because i i really uh you know i really want to buy him a motorbike and i think we're going to succeed today so yesterday i spent all day with paul scholus and i told him about how i failed and i i couldn't find like a proper motorbike shop so he called someone his brother is a mechanic and we had a uh rickshaw yesterday three wheelers he calls it and drove around for a couple of hours now the first shop he took me to was again with us overly enthusiastic woman who despite people coming to her uh dealership to to spend over a thousand dollars on one item a motorbike seems to have no interest whatsoever in selling one so uh we went there and i yeah it was the same enthusiasm even though paul schools you know he is very jovial and he speaks great um great uh english and swahili so i said listen i don't really want to buy a bike here even though yesterday she actually did have a couple of tvs bikes as we all know fakie says tv has good so a tvs is what he's gonna get so we sold it on to another shop a woman's sandal shoes shop and there they actually had to tvs yeah it's you again it's a cigarette man how's it going how's your cigarette business going it's very bad well you're walking around in the rain and there's nobody out here all right come up i'll get some cigarettes all right come here yeah so so anyway um we are i'm gonna i found a where was i a woman's shoe sandal shoe shop that sells sandals for like five five um thousand chilling and then motorbikes for 3.2 million so at least a guy there he didn't speak much english but he was kind of you know showing me the bike and maybe it seemed kind of i'll be happier buying a bike from him ah here he comes hey there's a secret man of zanzibar oh hello cigarette man yes how are you i'm okay good i'm very hot how's business today ah today my friend it's very very very bad yeah the word is no good it's very very bad you guys remember him it's from my first video let me let me get a hey who are you all right you're a captain from mr bean okay okay now i'm buying cigarettes all right let's get another mentor then yes okay and uh i'm buying some mental cigarettes here let's roll footage when i went and and filled up this uh this um this bag with some some tanzanian federal reserves and um yeah the next time you see me i'll be meeting up with the greatest the gong hunting champion of 2021 mr funky party sorry i'm a bit off my game everyone here is talking to me and when and yeah i'm carrying like a couple of years salary in my bag so let's uh hey how are you very good just company a little bit all right all right let's get a mental cigarette from you okay you're a cigarette i'm gonna hear the cigarette ban this one that one yeah yeah how much today uh it's normal it's normal what's the normal price i don't even remember you you forgot yeah i forgot yeah [Music] 8 000. yeah that is an outrage there we go okay now um let's roll tape from the from the from the exchange that i was just royally ripped off at now one of the problems other than the fact that it's raining today is to get enough cash hello hey how's it going i'm going straight where are you going ah so i'm gonna have to go go now in the past when i've gone to change money i mean i basically emptied out the money changes just changing like 300 euros uh now this motorbike costs fourteen hundred dollars and then he also needs money for insurance so i brought the equivalent of a little over 1500 in dollars and i'm gonna get that into tanzanian currency now i know there's one you can go and change right up here at the post office uh hopefully they have enough but when you do go and change they give you 10 000 notes so in tanzania and shillings i'm gonna need uh 3.2 million just for the bike uh it's basically 3.5 million i think i'm gonna get that's why i brought this one my my money bag to keep all the the tanzanian federal reserves in so here's the here's the post office so let's uh let's give this a go and then uh i'll meet up with fakie here this one the raid is not the best oh man it's actually quite horrible what's up are you money changer yeah well i need some more than that coins i need notes nuts yeah yeah hello hey how's it going yes yeah hey yeah yeah oh just push it there we go all right thank you all right bye all right so uh yeah the rating there was pretty bad the guy they gave me three million three hundred and thirty eight thousand so uh the money bag is uh not as full as i expected anyway let's go let's go um let's go meet up with uh back to back to fakie think about not what no that's not enough for a motorbike good luck oh watch that one old tanzanian note it's only ten i mean now you're up to like ten thousand is like a couple of dollars oh nice one 20 students or 20 shillings yeah 20 shilling must be like 0.0001 now looking at the flea and you're watching one looking is free oh yeah yeah but anyway i have an appointment to run to i'm a meeting no no but i have a meeting with uh with the world gongo hunting champion of 2021 do you only eat do you know party fat yeah okay i'm going to meet party good luck all right okay now luca just rocked up nice one look you have an umbrella how's it going my friend i like this ah so i don't need my umbrella okay where we going secret i will show you okay here we go so my brother yeah no no motorbike tvs yeah we're gonna find the tvs okay i'll show you this one we don't need ah this for me ah nice one all right are we ready you ready okay let's go i love this bike this is the best ever look at it with a plastic windshield oh my god yeah i know you're protecting from the water ah this is the best bike ever now [Music] wow it feels like old times long time no see yes have you been everything good good all right it is awesome nice one good it's like a little home in here this is the intersection when you first told me your name do you remember when you said your name was party yeah baby yes yes and then i thought it was party and since then that's really become your name things are so different here during the rain oh yeah oh yeah yeah this is that market which will pass on that first day as well but during the rain is uh yeah what was busy bad weather today a lot of bad weather raining water water land water good thing we got this i'm so excited he's gonna be so happy [Music] so i got some bad news i mean i just have like a little pinpoint on the map where this woman's shoe store was and i know it's on this road so we just drove past it and i reckon it looked close now as to why they would close today i don't know but uh we have to stop right here i'm gonna look on my on my map and then we'll see if uh if it really is closed or not i think yeah i think it's like right down here maybe because of the rain or maybe because it's too early i was here probably around two o'clock yesterday with paul's school it's one of these shops right here let's lead a little bit a little further oh man a little bit down here i remember it was on the corner yeah it's on a corner right here let's a little bit further and then i'll stop and i'll check on my uh my uh google map well there's always tomorrow so i don't think they went past since yesterday i think it's right here yeah i'm sorry i'm pretty sure it's here i'll finish it no i don't know maybe finishing yeah hold on let me see i'll go and ask okay what oh i love this bike oh yeah put this in i think he'll have maybe he can get the owner to open or something is this a shoe shop like a shoe store i think is this one or this one i think it was this one so uh yeah you're waiting huh okay yeah it's okay okay we're probably just a bit too early okay he's calling yeah i'm so excited i just can't wait to tell it's for uh it's it's not mine so waiting for that guy to go we came for a bit beer water beer beer yeah okay which ones do you have ah that's a nice one yeah yeah two yeah okay good you're good like tvs yeah six thousand yes all right there we go why are you putting a tissue like that that's a funny way to serve a beer oh she didn't do that with parties beer let's go over here should we outside here we can sit here there's mine okay all right good to see you again my friend cheers skull skull to tvs yes it's a good castle good one yeah oh there's a rainstorm coming over there look at that what do you think showing him the videos from the maasai village all right good good if you don't find the water soon we are back they're open now hey how are you today you okay ah i brought a different friend today all right what do you what do you think about this which one is good it's good yeah this is a good one tbs yeah yes okay yeah good examples should we try it outside yes yeah you're putting it outside on so i like how you're selling you sell woman shoes and motorbike to business [Laughter] i don't know how he came up with that mix but okay yeah here we go red red color let's see what he uh what he thinks what what is okay it's okay yeah yeah it's okay yeah what do you think nice one yes it's a good one yeah it's good it's good yes it's good it's the tbs one 150 yeah one feet what was it same same price yesterday yeah three three two three two yeah yeah three two yeah with the plates and everything you speak english a little bit i'm gonna have to google translate this one i think hold on hold on i'll show you i'll show you i'm going to type this in in english i don't think he understood that hold on let me let me type [Laughter] i'm serious i'm serious soon yeah okay i love you so much this one tbs yes okay let's get it no he's happy [Laughter] all right let's deal with the formalities he's a good man he's he's the go-go champion of 2021 the greatest gong hunter which one this one this one this one let's try it let's try try all good try sit on it there we go all right it's gonna go for a test ride [Laughter] ah that's awesome at first he didn't understand but uh yeah and now he get it oh it's all smiles you like driving for the full bag of money cash yeah okay i asked i asked you i asked him yesterday do you want dollars he said no he's in tanzania he's a new cameraman okay so that's this is crazy this is one okay one million this is two yes hold on where is it this one okay we have to count this one one of the millions is in disorder hold on let's fix it okay there's another meal now well we need this two two more 200 000 yeah okay one two three do you need to like sign the yeah sign the name and so on receipt yeah okay good he's so happy you're smiling he's so happy he's a good man he's the best man just got to put some petrol then we'll be on our way i'll drive this one he'll drive that one we'll go to put it in his house so they're just putting on the license plate now so license plate the plates yeah english plate number plate number important okay so i'm gonna drive the new bike obviously can't uh can't selfie drive with this i mean imagine if i crashed so anyway i'm gonna go and put it in his house and then we'll uh we'll end the video there see you at uh fakie party's house thank you so much okay so if you need a motorbike in santibar this is the man this is the best show thank you so much guys all right see you next time bye bye let's go that's me yeah yeah i'll drive this you take that okay i follow you all right i'll just put the helmet helmet [Music] full tank yeah yeah sure here we go let's see how much for a full tank how many liter maybe 800 150 155 7 liters 8 liters so i'm i took his helmet because i like this one but no with no strap because this strap is like it's strangling you oh this this no good this helmet good okay we go to your home yeah to go home home you i follow you yeah thank you okay let's go oh good thank you uh okay thank you thank you you're home yeah welcome to welcome to fakie pakistan so he has one room in a house this is we're in a house yes and you stay with a mother sister and brother yeah so it's four people your mother yeah your brother your friend and sister yes yeah but just your room alone in here yeah okay thank you superstar superstar but now you're a superstar you're the super superstar driver of uh yeah cross yeah or rick ross yes i don't know i don't know any of these yeah in or in in norway we listen to metal no rap no hip-hop yeah should we go back to stone town yes you're driving me back okay let's go yeah so as you can see it's kind of it's a very spartan living his sister was out back here doing laundry i've had a little little chat with him off camera oh it's so wet it's so neat yeah because it's raining you gotta hang it inside so this is your sister can i make a picture yeah it's a video like this no it's a video it's already filming yeah yeah yeah so you can say hello like this hello hello world how does it feel to be the sister of the famous the greatest goku hunter of 2021 he's going to drive me back to stone town now we can say hello to his mom as well on the way out hello and then we'll we'll uh see the motorbike i've already given him the keys so this is the brother you tell me he's from tanga yeah this is from django oh i see i see from zanzibar you're from santa barbara all right you're the local okay let's go to stone town thank you guys thank you so much yeah hold on let me just put my shoes on hold on can you come back yeah to back to stone town yeah okay okay now we have a new one yeah yeah this seat that is in here yeah yeah that's the receipt no no no no hold on insurance and mama okay yeah wow so yeah bye bye we're gonna go yeah yeah see you next time bye bye i want the other helmet there we go that's my helmet no strap for geraldo okay goodbye goodbye tbs you take care yeah all right let's go okay this way let's do a little filming of the neighborhood then yeah i'm just gonna roll tape as we leave the neighborhood here so you guys can uh thank you you're happy now yeah yeah awesome [Applause] as you can see not uh spartan living so his sister told me they have uh your sister from arusha you're from tonga so they have the same father but then different uh different mother your mother from tonga your father from arusha yes okay okay now we're almost at uh at the road and then it's not that far from stone town actually maybe maybe like 10 minutes or something or maybe twenty yes twenty minutes i think straight twenty five yeah it okay see you in stone town we have arrived at my residence okay bye-bye and is very very happy and it's just uh yeah the reason we took this bike now you can can give back uh this one and then you can start driving the new one okay see you tomorrow tomorrow yeah i'll give you a call drive safe bye bye bye bye you can go this way tomorrow tomorrow yeah bye-bye i miss you too bye-bye okay that was it was well worth coming back here man he was so happy it's really been a rough couple of months so two months coming up on like 50 days i think since i was here that was kind of the end of my filming that was the end of high season and since then it's basically been no business here and yeah it's raining and uh yeah it's not it's not a not even like a tenth of the amount of tourists that were here last time so he um he was very very happy he kept saying thank you thank you and uh yeah now he can be the man that rents out his motorbike when he isn't driving so hopefully things will will um start to look up for him as for all toronto i'm gonna leave zanzibar tomorrow i think afternoon so i'm gonna have i'm gonna meet up with with um uh fakie again tomorrow morning and then uh i'm off to another country where i'm gonna meet up with a couple of guys that some of you may recognize so from zanzibar i am i'm now from tanzania actually i'm signing off i think uh you and i we had a positive impact here we're able to help out some people showcase this as a as a place that some of you might want to want to come on a holiday especially now seeing as um the whole world is like you know locked down and rona is insanity but hey uh we're not allowed to to talk about that now are we so uh from uh from zanzibar geraldo is signing off no no teacher i like the black one wow you gotta get to the black one it's so much better yeah yeah it's a nice nice one but the black one so much better okay okay yeah all right signing off bye-bye how's it going ah someone calling me hold on nobody oh look at that hello foodie here hey my friend can you translate for me yeah he doesn't speak hey you forget the umbrella i forget your umbrella oh tell him i go back and meet him okay tell him i go back i meet him i go back where he just meet me okay it's your umbrella forgot your umbrella umbrella's dead thank you oh yeah okay i guess we have not signed off the black t-shirt is the best one people love if you start selling the black one everyone will buy from you which is my hotel where i just come from yeah yeah yeah you're waiting with a black one maybe i'll give him a sale and send it to one of you guys i still have my black santa bar t-shirt but i know a lot of a lot of you told me you won oh there we go [Laughter] hey we meet again ah thank you thank you okay all right now we're now we're signing off good morning good morning drive safe yeah tomorrow morning i'll call you before i leave nice thank you see you then bye-bye okay now it's actually the hotel's umbrella i'm staying in a fancy hotel for the occasion because they have it's the only hotel that has proper upload speed in uh actually in all of stone town so now we are signing off from tanzania this guy's just never going to stop following me now we're signing off from tanzania

Channel: Harald Baldr

Views: 589,752

Rating: 4.9659615 out of 5

Keywords: Taxi Zanzibar, Buying a New Motorbike Zanzibar, buy motorbike Tanzania, TVS motorbike sale Zanzibar

Id: 1QrNig4alUA

Length: 44min 44sec (2684 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 23 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/TheWhooooBuddies]

Outstanding video.

Harald probably changed that dude’s life, especially in the immediate future.

[u/Swiss_Donkey_expat]

Loved the vid. Keep going and I love watching your YouTube videos.