Buying Hottest Goat in Tribal Market 🇹🇿

welcome to the wild market bush hunt i'm geraldo this is uh mr mango say hello to youtube and then we have emmy in the middle hey emmy emmy lives in the village that you've seen me make some videos from now and she's the one who's made all of this adventure possible the fixer she's the fixer so today i'm gonna buy goats so we can have a goat party tomorrow yeah natural medicine bush meat all the men coming together special things next and since i don't speak the local language and mango doesn't speak much english emmy's gonna come and help us with the bargaining we're gonna find the best goat we're probably gonna also have some liquor some beers we're gonna have some drinks today it's market day so everybody's here everybody's together it's a fun day we had to wash our shoes and our feet that's really weird it may not look like it but we've actually we're really dressed up right now we are looking very fancy compared to how he normally is in the bush so let's go then who's the best goat hunter maybe um what do you say we're going to find a goat tonight yeah i guess you know this is a good one yeah but uh let's go have a look at it expensive very expensive yeah you can see which one these two are two yeah no one this which is the best one this one yeah this one but he's an expensive one yeah how much hey he's a beauty so what do you think mango he's a good one yes i was saying he looks hungry but it's not in the morning he didn't go out for the grazing yet he was like buddy listen wait a little bit okay we got to play it smart we got to play smart tv let's pretend we look at other goats i learned my bargaining skills from [ __ ] party and [ __ ] party would never have settled on the first goat he saw no [ __ ] hold on i see a nice one over here nice this your goat this your goat for sale let me see here oh he doesn't like old geraldo maybe he knows that i'm gonna slaughter him for the whole village okay keep shopping around you bought this one eighty-five thousand eighty-five first one but he's beautiful i think we can find a better one we'll find a bigger one we want a bigger yesterday that that the price of the goats are higher in the morning they're probably they're higher in the morning because everybody's coming to get money so if you wait a little bit longer a few hours later and they haven't sold their goats yet they're going to be eager to sell right so we're hoping the price will go down we can get a bargain goat we're going to get a bargain go and then this guy here is hurting me like a goat with a stick you can go check out this let's go into the circle pit of where the big bosses are all right big bosses are you looking for some new cows too yeah yes some yes you see like just one but how much would the cow be you know how much like this like this one this is like 50 50 000. yeah 50 000 yeah so a goat is more expensive no no no no maybe you mean 500 thousand yes 500 000 like this one yeah the goat hunt continues check out the asses of the sheep that's what you really need to pay attention to right in front emmy has a funny story about about the sheep so they're all checking out the the rear end of the ship i'll i'll show you what we mean like this so check it out like this wow nice ass yes yeah so this one obviously has a nice ass so why is it nice it has a nice desk it's nice and juicy which means you can get a lot of oil from it and the masai used the tail of the of the sheep to make oil which they use for medicine for health for boosting their immune systems basically for anything it's like a cure-all be-all kind of medicine so if you buy a sheep buying a sheep it has to have a nice nice fat juicy tail yeah it's ugly as hell but it looks nasty yeah i see a lot of people checking them out like wow nice one so we're standing out here just checking out the goats and we see this thick juicy one he's so fat and juicy and and probably tasty that he can't even stand up look at him oh this is oh no and gina sedai very beautiful it's your goat yes let me see wow can i try it wow it's so beautiful all right how much did he engineer yeah how much did he pay for this one oh no did he just buy it or is he selling it i know 60 000. 60 thousand it's a good buy good price are you selling it yeah he's selling it wow really beautiful i think i won it yeah yeah to kill no job is a pet it's so beautiful it could be friends with don jr it could be don senior which we all know is donald trump i'm buying him it's dance in here what does he think about a prize all right conference call conference okay conference called over here what do you think about that one you're just here okay see if you can drive a hard bargain for me hey yeah 55. 55. for that beautiful goat hold on wait yeah this is where did you hold this the federal reserves are coming out yeah this is great you can you can count your federal reserves on this in your side pocket yeah that's it got it yeah that's for you to make the purchase yeah okay my first goat i'll be filming yeah yes i am yeah this is you all right we have a deal my friend okay we have a deal okay here we go oh how much does he want for this classic rope then how is he he said he's not telling it i want the rope how much williams really a fifth of the goat you could have gotten that is an outrage come on let's make it five minutes can you ask him why you're so attached to this roblox is it does it have magical properties yeah it's their family's broke can't let it go i got the rope for 10k hey don't laugh at my goat hey don't see here don't run away it's gonna be hard dancing here you're not for dinner you're going to be my pet oh no he's acting up yes calm down come down yeah yeah yeah it's beautiful come on don junior come on [Music] so yeah let's go and find uh let's go and find one for eating we're about ready it's gonna be okay dancing here dan senior we're going to be great friends i already have a home for you next to my bed come here dan senior it's going to be okay [Music] we're going to be friends i have i have you're going to meet don jr at home beautiful nice goat yes yeah come on look at it i think he's he's embarking on a hottie hunt don jr have you spotted a hottie where are we going oh he's into the look i think that's look yeah it almost looks the same yeah there this man this ah that's why he came here yeah don jr you dog you're a total player aren't you together yeah come on where are you take it where are you where bring to my home he's gonna be uh you know next to my bed we have it for the small boats i'm gonna put the big one there come on don jr apparently even get a receipt here look at this it's a very professional market what's it say it says did he get the name right personally gave it to you paid this much and you agree to sell that goat and his color and there you go purchase did you write down his name dan senior no he didn't [Laughter] look at him hey where are we going i think he likes this black one i think he's looking for his friends nice one sedai and guinness hey we're getting everybody's opinion will the meat be enough for that one and it will be our littlest brother youngest brother he says one goat is enough for the whole bomber okay 117 000. that's it 117. all right let's do it doesn't look very happy about it yeah we have a deal okay okay we just got our second goal okay so come for the masai federal reserve okay we'll have to and now that you have done senior might be a bit more difficult no problem okay successful goat market hunters okay he oh they're taking it near where the goats are getting slaughtered [Music] my party city so they'll be safe here hey yes because now we have a receipt see you later you're gonna be okay here no be nice to your new friend no problem here all right whiskey time yes all right apparently this is like some sorcery or food here back pain well it's better than that tree that you made me eat earlier today oh is this how they make it in this soup yeah let's have a look yes i'm making a movie a movie about your soup where are you from i'm from norway so what do you have in here some kind of trees us a lot of trees and roots i understand wood how do you say wood i see and then now i will feel good now i'll be strong all right let's have another one then thank you guys cheers how much was this how much did he pay one dozen a thousand yeah it's really nice it's good for the throat yeah now we're coming up to the barbecue part wow what kind of what kind of meat is this goat little scalp it's a cow yeah this is a special one let's see yeah oh it's like he's tearing the fat off of this caribou this is what you eat this is hot hot yeah what are we going to eat yeah let's go for the cow yeah yeah okay i'll i'll make him pick yeah oh check this out what a place angina god let's go for it he chose a good one yeah that's this one this one yeah that's the best one two wait just saying yeah they all pick together and then they all throw in five thousand and share it it'll be really cool they'll do a proper barbecue they bring it out to the bush there also we don't need it here of course you can't have the women let me know so this is the thing these warriors they don't eat in front of women you can i don't even know if they'll can't have the women's eyes all right it's going to be the best meal since i arrived here i think i think this is the skin of the cow isn't it that's just left here so they must have just slaughtered it right here in front of everyone [Music] i like how he makes it look almost like a viking blood eagle the way he strings strings out that cowboy [Laughter] good one sony the bones from the cow is just like flying in my face yes yes i eat first then you and me have a beard [Music] [Laughter] a nice a for anarchy are you going to eat hair okay so because because the men don't eat around women amy is going to have to eat alone [Music] [Laughter] so you're going to eat here with them inside the little hut inside the hut are men allowed in the house [Music] so hilar spiced rice just making your garlic oh nice can we have some greens they cook with a little bit of meat in it too but spice rice rice and rice and milk for you and then barbecue beef for the guys out in the bush and hiding so you really if you ate outside that would be an issue no no no very spacious oh she got to clean up after the last customer let's go outside this tent is not big enough for the both of us [Music] [Applause] is the one in the middle there so leaving the meat market and uh all the women that are around there yeah we're gonna go eat like men under this tree papa's joining us this looks good whoa very nice proper beef yes good this is literally the first time oh your first time you have people here with me but my husband's very proud of me emmy's a vegetarian but my body my body is slowly starting to crave me and after years living with the messiah thank you you've seen the light now you come to the dark side of meat-eating this is prime beef air and it's so fresh that you could see the the skin of the cow next to the next to the next to the fire anyway i'm gonna enjoy the barbecue and then we're gonna go back uh shopping so less vlogging and more beefing come here i'm coming papa hey do you want this one now we're gonna go shopping yeah let me just say uh check on don senior see if he's okay i come in peace come on respect your new master don't run away i just wanna say hello hey come here come here come here come here are you okay are you okay come here come here come here i'm gonna go shopping i'm gonna go shopping i'll be back all right see you then i think he he's a bit worried once he sees his new home you know how awesome it is he'll have a whole house basically for him to for himself i think he'll he'll be fine all right let's get some new clothes he's so proud of me i eat i eat meat amazing nobody should torture themselves and be a vegan it's fine it tasted really good how much is this one coming up it's a good price yeah yeah yeah yeah so good price yeah let me get one then already okay we'll be back okay we'll do actually no we won't we're doing a walk away we will never be back i will be back because i like that one i like that one yeah this way yes here here's another black designer is that the same one you like that was a bit different one yeah these are i like this one these are cool this is bigger this is a wider material than the one you have yes and we need to take this to that tailor don't we too yeah quick you can do it quickly no i love this these are nice yeah very nice oh my god this one is a nice one for you okay what is a good price then for you buy them as a set or you buy themselves you can buy them separately because sometimes they mix and match but the prices go from like 15 12 000 up to even 60 000 depending on the quality but this is just like a normal no this is a more more details how much would you pay for this yeah this one yeah 30 000 for one only one [Laughter] i think we can get a better price this one better price me i guess you won this uh hey i'm simulated two so two we will sell you two for fifty thousand two for fifty yeah the two-piece set what do you think about that i think that's a good deal for the quality yeah yeah that one i think was a different material it was cheaper let me just see i'll be back i can't make up my mind which one was better i need to have a look at this one first and then then we'll uh we'll decide let's quickly hey i just like this pattern hold on oh it was tough one what do you think nice one no no like the last price last price stop the games just give us the last hold on i can even like join them under all here guys see you in five minutes okay yeah the reserves are out not so nice thirteen thousand let's see in dollars we're talking like a couple of dollars five dollars yeah that's the price i got last market for my clothes that he stole a good price i'd like a darker one like this yeah that's a good one yeah yeah one two three yeah [Laughter] oh good nice you know things are cheap but the reserves are running low i'm telling you the things go faster than you expected and we want to go get your knife now that's what lemka wants to take you to because you need it for tomorrow's event what life see me i'll just remember to keep my knife away from you so you don't throw it up in the tree yes yes he likes to throw things and then they get stuck it takes you one oh [Music] oh no we can't have this made in china oh no we need made in tanzania yeah do you have made in tanzania this one is tanzania you see crocodile grass it says mighty in china yeah we need tanzania you see here look look there you see made in china do you have tanzania knife most of them say made in china we need a local one yeah is that going to be tough [Music] this is proper yeah no hyena is gonna get me when i'm carrying this okay what do i want like a lion slaying you wanna you wanna go slain goat pudding meat cutting tree cutting [Music] it seems that whatever hold on it seems that whatever crocodile brand this they have kind of cornered the market in knives what do you think nice one yes i think we're gonna have to resort to buying chinese i'm gonna have to well you just you just ended your no you know only vegetarian only policy so i'm gonna have to end my no china policy we have to sacrifice the house yeah this one yeah it's a nice one yeah okay sharp it's already sharp yeah yeah how much is there dispute on the price yeah i think it is many i want to like you cheaper no you would be like he's serious all right this is people say mo more money so you you say i know we got to be a bit angry yeah all right let's run right around his shop yes why not why not okay should we start throwing things around and then fighting okay wow they drive a hardback in here so what's the what's the deal 15 000. 15. yeah that's a good deal what do you think good it's good good one yeah okay we have a deal hold on no i don't even need to hide the federal reserves any anymore now because they're so diminished or depleted [Music] there's a five there's a 10. there we go 15. all right thank you so much since there's no lock or anything at my door at all i was just looking at these ones like this you know you can probably lock this one like uh not that i need a lock anyway but yeah you can put the computer in here oh that's kind of cool how much do you think you know mambo we're looking at your case a blue one it's not the safest of locks but oh do you even lock my clothes in there sorry how much is your box chilling one two one two two two thousand let me get my friends up here that sounds a bit too high yes yeah let's go get my friends here we can get a better one yeah hold on we'll be back emmy emmy obviously that sounds super cheap but sometimes when they say two thousand they mean twenty thousand here so that's why we need need emmy or someone to uh to bargain for us what do you think about those boxes i could like lock the computer in there i have one oh you have one already yeah he wants to sell it he said two thousand i think doesn't that sound ridiculous no because i paid mine like twelve thousand i have one though oh you have one all right i use it so i can give it to you all right all right yeah yeah okay i'm gonna have to tell him no no sale then whoa whoa whoa oh [Music] how are you what do you want do you want a high five or do you wanna you want five hundred listen why do you say him i don't know he tell me give me five hundred i don't know i don't know yeah so apparently they warned me about this before we come here like when you're a foreigner obviously walking around like like i am you stick out there will be people who have no shame whatsoever about like asking you for things buy me this give me money just straight up like give me 500 for what uh and of course you should not um encourage that kind of behavior even though you guys see me throw a lot of money around on occasion yeah i do that when people are helping me out so are we looking for this the tires i'm gonna make um i'm gonna show you the shoes they wear here hold on they have the tires we're looking for oh what there no they're the original yeah and then they make them to your size but you can make them do you think the guy in the village knows how to make them yeah he's made you a promise and you also have a knife now so you can do it which pattern do you think is good so we someone in the village is going to make shoes and they call it antenna shoes from these wi-fi shoes wi-fi shoes from old tires let's pick a good one then that's a good one let's see you see is it thick enough oh that's nice yeah let's try it so the shoe i have now i bought in zanzibar and it's not an antenna shoe like in their village they have something called antenna shoes which are much better oh that's nice no but they'll cut it right yeah does he have two of these one two yes okay perfect how much do you think great on my channel hey you wanna smile now these shoes that they're going to make in a village look absolutely sublime much better than the than the shoes that i'm wearing right now but we need to get to we've been trying to buy old tires but it's hard to find so this guy he he sells them for that purpose how much for all of it yeah 10-1 team it's the the wi-fi shoes so these tires are going to soon become shoes and i'm going to show you how they're becoming shoes in the village let's see what this guy he's always like a good man when it comes to quality they look like nice shoe nice too this one nice like this one is beautiful this is the language yes what's the name of this you're still the best teacher i'm a teacher even though i don't know anything he's the one trying to teach me he has the patience of a saint because as we all know i can't remember anything what is the nmdc1 thank you thank you you know anything like this one the stick i already forgot yes cow yeah and guinea we're all good okay we have a deal thank you thank you so much thank you so much okay it's time to go the goats are not handling this heat very well so i'm gonna go and put uh don senior back at my home where there's shade and he can hang with uh with don jr and then i'm going to come back here to the market and have some some more drinks where they put him though hey where's the goat ah he's up there i'll go take him home now yeah it was too hot with the sun i go put him in the house yeah let's go the motorbike coming here yeah and then we go from here you go all right you take one goat you take this one yes i take the black one how are we gonna sit like like that like that like that look at that okay hold on let me try just hold it let me see if he will like that yeah oh wow yeah i got it i'm a city yeah i take one yes you take that one yes nice that was like a proper deadlift oh you found it for me oh thank you so much all right hold on let's reward his uh yeah go do some shopping okay he doesn't seem too excited for this motorbike john junior dan seniors he's gonna meet john junior today though i know we're on this one yes gonna be so scared it's okay done senior you'll have a nice life i got it there you go oh wait now the bike's not ready wait we'll hold the bike should i have his leg down on the side you'll see they'll go half and half yeah they do it first they go off the side wow you got yourself where are you two going what go home hold on what can you help me with the skirt ah she can go she can go hold on what the skirt hold on hold on wait wait wait wait wait wait wait he's going his legs i got him i got him is that all good he looks happier there yeah okay let's go oh my god his leg should be his legs should be there i'll see you like that and this one i see what you've never carried a goat on a motorcycle before time all right let's go whoa hold on let's go hang in there dan senior oh no he's just trying to jump off oh okay let's go he's not too excited about this oh no no no oh you kind of put him on the side i think we got it [Music] what's he [Music] when you talk you calm him down [Music] [Applause] you're almost there we're almost home hang in there i'm holding him i got him no no no no no no oh he's so angry he's so angry i got him he's so angry like his back legs are like scratching at my leg and trying to stand up yeah but uh if i hold him really tight like this he can't move it's probably his first time on a motorbike yeah okay we're home now hang in there let's go outside my hot yes are we stop here that wasn't so bad now was it come on come on whoa oh yeah oh and you are back on the ground he's like what the hell was that come here i got it i got it i put him inside the house i want to put them in my home i have shade yeah you want to eat little bits i want to eat a little bit first okay have some food let me put you inside yeah he must be held confused like what uh what the hell was that trip oh you're so beautiful though yeah this one it here here here this one i'll take one yeah yeah there we go [Music] how are you i'm okay how are you check out my new goat what do you think she's a beauty huh i'll like that here [Music] hmm i haven't opened the door yet but i can hear there's i think the other goats now are ready to come out you here listen yeah there we are hey guys are you coming out are you ready to run out look don senior is back in town it's going to be funny oh there's don jr he's coming out look hey there i have no idea about how goats interacts with other goats that are not kind of there heard or whatever if god's even moving herds i don't know hey don jr should we go and say hello to he's very shy when i tried to pick him up yeah go outside go outside you think they will like the new one yeah they can be friends let's pick him up let's pick him up let's pick him up there we go whoa here we go here we have no no no no come on let's see if they are friends you think they will be friends here let's see how don jr will react to don senior yeah the reunion check it out okay here we go new friends [Music] it takes some time to get used to [Music] oh that was funny oh reunited at last like i said they really like to be inside okay i'll leave you guys to it well it's been a long day the sun is about to set here on this village i just popped a magic pill that's going to put me under in about 30 minutes so all i have to do is bring down senior into his new home so he can sleeple with you yeah okay how should we go about this okay my first time bedding a goat well he's not used to you and our boma yeah so kind words sweet sounds stick yeah he'll settle in hold on oh there we go i got him this is the leash you bought for 10 000 chilean yes yeah the most expensive leash that was ever sold he was really attached to his old uh come on here get it over his leg come on come on come on there we go there we go come on let's go oh he's still eating a bit oh really yeah you can see come on don't see anywhere done here there we go you've got your steak yeah it's so nice and dark inside and chill i think it once i open the door i think he will just run inside it's like riding a rodeo we don't do we dance in here hey where are we going tom senior and there's it's a nice beautiful candles inside come on i'll leave two candles for you come on do you want to go first i think he will no come on come on there we go look he likes the new home going in hardy honey that was amazing all right so happy thank you for today emmy you're welcome good night good night all right wow he loves the new home didn't even have to use the stick hold on let's see i need a light or you guys are going to see nothing in here let's see if he just goes straight whoa look at him oh oh no no no that's not your home that's not yours do you like this bed the thing is his bed is over there you see i'm i'm quite happy with how how um he's just making himself at home no making himself comfortable don jr you want to see your bed no dan senior sorry i keep confusing the two what that's not where you're gonna sleep this is the funniest thing ever you're as confused as i am as to how this is going to work maybe i have to take charge of the situation don senior come here you see over there that's all yours all right let's make this let's take charge come on come on come here let's move my toothbrush and the jack daniels let's get him into his new home i think he's ready to sleep i mean it's been his first motorbike ride was today i mean his first uh he's come on come on here come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come down here there we go come on come on come on come on oh there we go look at there's your new home it's in there hold on i'm just gonna have to put the light like this and then i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna lift him in there there we go like that you see there come here come here come on come on in here in here no no no no this is not easy come on come on come on come on hi come on there there we go there there we go there let's see how he likes that that's your new home beautiful i think um hold on let's get the light here so we can see anyway i think he'll settle in eventually we'll see i'll give you guys a status report tomorrow morning and see if it was uh noisier than the usual goats that sleep here i may have to do a little cleaning actually because i can see it's a bit dirty from from the other goats but anyway i'm just going to tie him up here then i'm going to get some things to clean with and then and then it's good night hold on so there i'm gonna let isn't it hasn't don junior signed off in every video i've made thus far i think we're gonna stay true to form and let uh don senor take this one so signing off you

Channel: Harald Baldr

Views: 606,995

Rating: 4.9033785 out of 5

Keywords: Masai Market Tanzania, tribal Masai market, market shopping spree Tanzania, Masai Tribe Tanzania

Id: kefWrhltP60

Length: 56min 38sec (3398 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 16 2021