Philippines Sim cards are a joke! 🇵🇭

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this one is ours all right are you getting a hamburger - hey look at all the SIM cards we've tried very um it doesn't I don't like that red thing sorry what is that in the Philippines nothing works actually let me rephrase that things work but it takes you a day to get them working so yesterday we spent a day trying to find an ATM that doesn't just take Diners Club which seems to be all the rage down here but actually takes MasterCard and Visa covered now eventually we succeeded but that was pretty much it we were spent after that so now we are on a hunt for a SIM card that works because my Manila simke does not work down here at all so we borrowed a card car from Tim's neighbor we're gonna go get a SIM card then we're gonna go and have some bread some awesome loaf over there and I'm gonna vlog this because I know that things are probably not gonna pan out according to plan because things rarely do here it's it's an adventure just just leaving your premises your hotel here we can go to park here yeah park right in front of us sir awesome so tag along as we hunt for breakfast and SIM card and the californian tries to work in manual stick but she hasn't done our the Americans haven't driven a manual stick since the 60s have you know well it's just about finding the gears right everyone's different so I don't know this car oh sure yeah oh the driveway though pretty cool yeah I'm ready and yes I'm gonna roll shirtless even though that is probably people got a comment that is very impolite I don't know it's so hot that you can't actually roll with the shirt here so we'll do this and any idea which shop our detector look you have TNT SIM card oh they have it can we have two Jesus Christ in the first shot oh my god this is not gonna be a good video this is a mouse all tray works it worked right away we'll go and get some loaf to make it worthwhile 40 peso and does this does this have a load as well no we need to mean to load it right and then we're getting we want to go to your blows yeah so we want the SIM card and load okay load also or I think we need to put it in our phone and figure out what the number is okay and then we give her the phone number and then she loads it awesome so 40 pesos the TNT okay this is the last time I change paying big bills from your on do you have a something to open this wit I don't like this one stick it in entering awesome see if we can we can do this here away with that one and can you have you open it for me here can't believe this yesterday nothing worked anywhere go here we first first so first time go I don't think it fits guys guys guys this is I'll do it I'll do it that there it's like a puzzle you see the pieces have to fit so you're trying to put it the wrong way that it is then you see it up so that is what you do sometimes you got to do things yourself now we'll have a perfect fit and then you take the phone and you load it join me to put yours in my wallet yeah it's that one okay so now you have the phone and then you load it it's so Philippines it's not built for tall guys like me I've got a double problem huh after about 15 minutes we've come up with a solution we just keep topping off the phone with 150 Lord and I think it's very funny and we just keep throwing hundred fifty hundred fifty on the phone so we'll hope that that'll last us a couple of days of Instagram and some yeah yeah you can follow the old progressive personality's tattoo you progressive - yeah oh here we go all right now we're good to go so now I owe you 300 awesome here we go can you put 300 on mine whoa yeah going big after half an hour in the baking Sun in this little shop we figured out how to do it you are watch out for this you don't want your head going off you have to press star one to one hashtag and then you get ten options then you choose 30 peso load and then you have 300 megabytes to use you can probably load that to Instagram photos if you want you could watch half a YouTube video and then that 300 Meg is is used and then use another 300 Meg are we doing now getting some low yeah funny okay so now Tim because the ATMs here don't work is gonna Western Union himself some money get some water some warm Gatorade from the fridge status America just they turn it down so low is this one Harry yeah they have a fridge but they don't actually turn the fridge Sean it's pretty interesting let's go for the orange Gatorade you want an orange and the water all rides hello morning good morning what are you buying Cobra Cobra is it better than Gatorade yeah I'll try to get to rate how much Gatorade and fortified there you go beautiful thank you and water at least getting Gatorade on water kind of easy here I'm going to show you outside of pretty much anywhere outside of Northern Europe it's damn hard to get a proper bread that tastes good but down here they have millet and it guess it's a loaf it's the better description but it's damn good it's the best I've had outside of Scandinavia just discovered it yesterday when we were hunting for an ATM that works we're going to go back there and get some breakfast there my affection hello hello Maya are you are you Maya yeah who is Maya I'm back for your I want to film your awesome lo I bought something yesterday it was very good I don't remember which one it was what all right can we have four of those I think it's this one or is it is it this one or this one or the red one yeah no I want to try what I had yesterday that what that was good that why that was are there finished oh my god we drove all the way here from where do we drive from a whole minute to get there something interesting look there's the kitchen Harry hey kitchen you want some you want a good panning by the Northmen hey come here let me look at you aren't you beautiful I'll just get something then and then we head back here I gotta cancel the book hey so these are not the same as odd yesterday yeah they are sold out over what they came here for but are you making more yeah yeah how long 30 minutes yeah should we do the Western Union thing then alright we'll wait anyway because it's so good it's the yeah you do this one it doesn't I don't like that red thing I'm sorry what is that yeah obeah yeah I'll try a whole beer five pesos okay I'm trying my first ever hope yeah whatever that is from from judging from the look on your face the whole bi is very good would you look very excited about me trying it Karen Tim do you want to hope yeah you want to hold beer yes I'll have to let's have to hope you do you want to hope you it looks like you need some hope you know divers no we're not no ready to stay where we're staying the guest house next you between a car rental it's not another dive resort which guesthouse bungalow watch so many coins it's okay you keep it here Tim your first ever hope yeah what is that she kept recommending it so we're trying it just they're still laughing at us not understanding that what the whole be is but I don't know all right one will be out coming up [Music] [Music] I know it's different from men it's sweet Tim is a fan of the home beer I like the other one better my frog yeah my friend says it's better I think it's not better it's okay but yesterday was even better than the other one what's the other one called star red star Brad the star Brad this number one very very good oh the mama cat came you get less than union fixed like I said this is island life here in the Philippines you spend all day getting things done feel productive though alright I'm taking your cat Maya is that okay yeah all right bye-bye I'll bring it back tomorrow all right bye-bye say bye-bye to mommy look so happy to come I love cats yeah oh she wants to stay with Maya have a good one bye all right let's follow this sweaty Californian not that I'm any less sweaty hello how's it going the best cheeseburger in town - oh really oh yeah you have a cheeseburger burger let's try a burger Wow looks very good alright so we want to try your hand burgers what what type of burger is this with egg is it yes okay can we have two of those is this for you you see getting that it looks delicious let's have a look at these hamburgers here alright two of those yeah do you like his hat I'm gonna borrow your hat for a little walk on the beach go for it okay I like this not bad whilst she's making our hat burgers let's go check out the beach or pyaari now this is this is not the harbor we we arrived from this is on the deep south of the island and there are no guests these boats they just go to other points on the island you can't go from Cebu to this port but I'll give you guys a little look anyway picturesque and beautiful as most of Philippines coastline although here there's a little little garbage why are you drowning very um yeah you get mixed reactions with the camera here some people are like hey yeah you filmed me others are don't point the camera in my direction and they run away how's the water good nice [Music] all right back and see if our hamburgers already and now it's it's it's only ten o'clock now it's getting hot but boy just wait til one o'clock then you see some heat yes our hamburgers in the making this is ours this one is ours all right are you getting a hamburger too hamburger yes your shop is very popular [Applause] let's give the big man back his hat I liked it well it's enhanced my ability to maintain my core temperature as I wanted out in the Sun I'm always looking to lower my temperature our burger is nearing completion she just loaded up some hot sauce now for the beef it's almost ready to go how much is the burger 65 for two that is about one dollar ten thank you oh it's very hot have to leave it there thank [Music] you very much and water is it cold yes please do you also have some coca-cola cold all right yes perfect that's the best one thank you very much then how much to be all of you 97 but it's outrageous $2 I'm joking with you it's a good price there we go I guess this is the 1 dollar burger then well it's it's a bit less the drinks that topped up the price [Music] never know what's gonna happen when you sit here just try to have a burger there's the big man my wallet is full until your better half gets ahold of it how about top and Oliver mal in her purse she doesn't spend it she just keeps it away from me that's a good policy and red horse your burgers good to go yeah thank you wow so that's let you drink it to keep the bottle yes the bottle cost money so if you want to take it away with you you have to pay extra okay let's see this hamburger of yours then see what it's like Tim can go first you are American so you are a great connoisseur of hamburgers very good burger yeah protein bomb a lot of sausage that's alright for 80 cent a burger all right we have eaten we have our SIM card we are good to go it's all the chores done for the day back to the car then Tim says you know sir a secret beach with fantastic swimming opportunities is this true oh yeah definitely see you there it's a SIM card saga continues it turns out the TNT SIM card we loaded up and bought it does not work so you figured that out you went into town and you got another SIM card right yeah see you got you got this one this is the one you want here the TM not the TNT but the problem with this is that you can buy it but you can't load it so the shop that sold you this they don't have the credit so we have the SIM card now but it doesn't work so I guess the way I started this vlog by saying in the Philippines nothing works was right because we've been so shocked we walked out rocked up to that store and we were thinking wow we're gonna make now one video about how nothing works here we go to that store and we're thinking wow this was easy the first store and it works but here we are it's now three hours later still no internet no SIM card that works and still not able to really do anything with the phone - but okay we're gonna go to the beach now this Beach right here is pretty good but you know what that it one oh yeah without rocks it's sandy beach was even right down there at the very end of the tip there okay so we'll drive there yeah well maybe we'll find some SIM card load on the way then I'll come in we're going along no she's tired of me it's title yeah okay well man time is the hard part Oh okay another we have to live other sim card hunt this will be our third SIM card well actually we have a sim now that we believe work but your girlfriend ran to three shops and she couldn't charge it no that was the problem so on our way to the beach we might run into a little shop where we can top up our sim so we can be four-year-olds on Instagram with selfies over there they're not exactly dressed for city for a city excursion we're going to the beach but all right okay now we know exactly where to go over there I'm reaching Philippine burnout it's not easy getting a SIM card that works via SIM card things were taking about five minutes yeah that is the that Easter the downside to some parts of Asia good laugh about it tomorrow though if you actually do find a functional sim it's not very funny now palawan one shop so we're looking for TM for a summer let me just don't thanks to someone on Alaska we can ask her the bakery mayor Myers bakery it is full of pears like in the yellowed Maya like a little further little footer hello hey Maya do you know where a white man can get a TM SIM card do you know where a white man can get a TM SIM card is this one all right thank you you see you just have to ask properly here she says it's probably one of those jobs you don't need to park if you sit in the car I can run out okay I'll go here hey how's it going you'll be here okay which which I'm looking for TM SIM card TM SIM card I need to top up this one yeah okay I think we got it now she'll make it walk around like this hello which one this one or that one that one you try and then all right thank you very much how are your do you have that bread I like now yeah always every day always sold out yeah holy all right crossing the road on the burning concrete all right hello do you sell TM SIM card TM TM top-up you do okay do you need my number for that you need to know my number for that now so you can I just give you my phone you can give credit like this I have a TM SIM card I want credit for perform what do you have do you have different plans or regular load how many gigs is that per day nice what's this wine boil what style alcohol it looks very good soy sauce okay you cannot top up the TM card yeah try that I don't know how to do that either I just bought it and they didn't have credit so well that's what I asked you do you need my number he said no I don't know my number they didn't yeah it's so difficult in the Philippines to get a SIM card that works rooster but there's no number on that it just looks like this maybe it's on the SIM card if you open it I'll show you where's the zine you see me is inside like here another I don't know I don't have that one can you open this one do you have a I'll go to the car my friend has one alright alright be back okay he doesn't have one for opening the same but my friend has one in the car so but back to the shop naked white man crossing the road alright like I like I thought would be the issue I don't have my phone number so we need to open the SIM card doesn't have a thing for opening the sim so if you open the SIM card and we will fit look at all these implants we've tried you know difference in partner you cell tower that you visit here you need to figure out what SIM card works with your local cell tower well don't don't close it because I can open it fuses you just let me bring this in now I bring this another two years to get to grab it okay you want to enter your number I'll tell to you so it's easier to see okay put it back yeah let's do that like that so it's 9:97 yes eight five four eight five four one three one four one three one four yeah that's my number yeah create new contracts best number there we go best number done okay okay put it back in the air into my hand I need to the vlog is still at the same time it's gonna be an operation I'm gonna put it down yeah you don't want a Lord oaf oh yeah look so bring it in yeah what's your number though all right we have to repeat that operation hey my ass in they're laughing at us hey where's my where's the loaf I like all right I'm waiting I'll be right here until it's ready it's gonna be too complicated you have a password on your phone I'm gonna be able to remember that no I'll just come with you obviously okay all right we're going in this is a two-man operation like you said okay now naked white man crossing the road has an American friend crossing the road there we go I found the number yeah all right still sweating up in this shop it topped off my card with 200 but there's no message from the company which says that I now have a working simply heart so we're working hard and we're trying to load it again you're laughing of hair because we say you spent all day trying to get a functional SIM card home and yeah okay there we go yeah another hundred so you put 210 now yeah I gave you three okay okay no problem changes the rain to paper we'll see I got a message at this and I will see if the internet works thanks idea look at me well it doesn't recognize the or the owner okay a witch's tit or which is two witches have Teddy's who knows everybody with a witch no me neither it's about time though no it is hot it is hot in there anyway so it's working for me now and we have to run through the same operation for you [Music] and he's already told us we have to come back in two days to do this again if we wanted to continue working just as we were about to get out of here and I said you know now it's working he says why is it not working so we're stuck well we can tour the shop then see what they have they have some frozen hotdogs they have a lot of canned food [Music] spaghetti meets all numbers this identity no 20 so before oh did I love you the wrong with Jesus Christ we - Bobby by Gentile or TM oh I do what happened when you have 50 SIM cards I didn't put the tea in garden yeah good thing I have this handy case that I bought on Amazon it's very very well it's very handy here in Philippines you need your own personal sim case sticky back card there wait I just pulled out a TNT card TM in which is TM ko2 you know suppose that tnt that didn't work ba more just one u TM I think this one's it oh no that's cool you have lost your TM cock this is Tim right yeah I know how TM smart globe everything I'm prepared now I think we're in business even another 10 minutes we're in business not only took half a day ATM took a whole day we finally off to the beach yeah end the vlog there we'll see what happening maybe some interesting people to talk to all right a little update so what's going down oh well let's see we have we're in a neighborhood and there's like four or five different streets and one of them is the street that takes you down to the longer street that goes down the peninsula and takes you to this singer Beach and we have to go back to Maya every streets been blocked there's construction piles of whatever yeah every streets blocked we're going back to Tamiya to ask for directions to the beach but I think we all know exactly how I'm gonna ask for those directions yeah Maya's right tear down on the corner well we're still not actually sure if that woman is Maya is the one who owns Myers bakery there's the world's greatest ATM again back back tonight construction site with no sign all right they do it from the car why not ah - yes what's the name of this beach Maya Maya Maya then I get the tech on how do we get to tuck that blood tuck out fuck everyone this one yeah okay I think they're tried it was blocked it was drugged yes but he was booked no no it's okay okay I'll try again thank you and you have any bread ready no how do you have my bread in the morning it's still 30 minutes oh no always thirty minutes one hour okay I'll be back I love Maya it's awesome can we try again this the third time we're circling around this block let's see let's see well you took a left there last time oh you went left so American you very good it's real it's grilled awesome build one with no bone okay okay here we go

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Channel: Harald Baldr

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Keywords: Philippines, sim card philippines, Smart sim

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Length: 38min 5sec (2285 seconds)

Published: Sat May 25 2019

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