fail = smash egg

I had Builders create insane fortnite death maps all of them have been designed to make me rage to make me cry laser beam suffering has always been a very popular series but I want to ramp it up a little bit every time I die my girlfriend's gonna crack an egg on my head it was her idea she's a little excited about it I feel like I will die a lot so I bought as many eggs as possible and I have covered my entire office in protective equipment our first map is a gigantic chicken blender if I die it also hits me with an egg oh God that's a big blender I see explosions oh God in this chickens so if I fail they poop one of their babies on my head here I go here I go come on chicken take me to safety I don't want your babies on my head no oh was that my skull or the egg oh oh it's I can feel it at my toes I hate this I reckon I can do it this time okay okay oh oh [Music] they told me this was the easiest map so here we go I believe I believe guide me chicken okay don't die to the explosions this time don't die of the explosions where do I go where do I go where do I go I just did it but you touched it at the end hey not my fault Matt's broken two deaths I just pulled greatness out of my backside all right this one is the Luna speed launch it's a gigantic ramp where I have to land the car at the exact right location all right first attempt up the ramp up the ramp easy done let's go easy done well the map's still kind of loading in that's breaking my immersion but uh yeah I did not that car is actually really hard to control so now I'm worried [Music] my entire setup in egg well I think it only ruined my keyboard so we should be okay come on Boost nope [Music] I'm actually on target [Music] I'm not even affected anymore oh [Music] feel it in my belly button what is even that this is like a wasted attempt oh there's a good one I went too far I just want to show that I can overcome even the greatest adversity to beat a death run [Music] [Applause] oh there's just like a pool of eggs being built up down here you're a witch okay I haven't even beat the second map yet and the my relationship is deteriorating immediately come on face that face up go go go go go yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yeah hug me baby hug me we did it together I don't think I need a huggie all right this map is death's doors every door is a different death and only one of them leads to safety we've been flying through these Maps so I'm hoping this one will be just as easy okay let's try this one oh it's an egg hell yeah Maya oh my God chicken got revenge I've been eaten by a chicken just keeping the egg safe down there let's try this one oh I got gnomed I got gnomed I've been known and you've been no I just got sent into a volcano yes as you do oh God I got killed my robots yeah make sure you use my code uh it's the only code with egg on it I died so many times I I couldn't fit it in the video so I'm just gonna show you the eggs foreign [Laughter] I hate how much you're enjoying this [Music] [Music] foreign all right let's go to this one um there's no way you just picked the right one there's no no way I regret it I will cry oh it was not a it was real well that was only like 19 deaths that was um it wasn't so bad no I think it's definitely starting to ramp up a little bit my office got so full of eggs I had to move everything outside so I've reset the death counter and my girlfriend can hit me with the eggs after we beat the map the eggs can only count if they hit my head all right this is called the dino challenge uh well yep there's a rap duh it's coming coming right at me oh the bullet did nothing okay great all right that's one okay apparently I have to shoot this oh it launches a golf cart a little late all right so the guy told me I have to kill the Raptor with the golf cart so just gotta probably time it no the timing is off the timing is it doesn't feel as bad when she's not hitting me every single time now I have to think about future me and how future me is gonna have to suffer sorry future mate uh that's five deaths buddy yep nope laser beam in the future is really gonna hate his life okay no I'm so bad at this one this one okay go go go go come on but I'm not even worried I'm just gonna go get my six eggs thrown at me and I'll be back oh six eggs ilsa [Music] oh that was better that was better I heard a little bit there you go oh dude I'm like a dog I don't know about you guys but I'm ready for some more death runs so this is the crawling death run this one may not look the craziest but I'm told it's the hardest because you're crawling so I'm expecting uh more eggs uh I once again reset the death counter I feel like there's gonna be a lot of them all right let's go oh my god I've died once already yes progress these Raptors can't get me right oh that chicken just got murdered I gotta make it to this yeah so I'll go make it to this one and then up on that thing okay I don't know if that's possible dude I can taste so much egg in my mouth but that's protein that's power that's strength [Music] progress progress progress and I think I've got to get through that door all right he's uh bounce bounce bounce first that was that was so simple okay keep okay all right there's more there's more I thought this might have been the end let's just go out here yeah bounce there nice we're making so much progress at this point ah it's a diplodopolis this has got to be a trap I'm intelligent I think I just go on the blue ones right how do I oh yeah not confirmed the red ones suck every time I die um it takes me like two minutes to crawl back just focus on the blues just focus on the blues just focus on the blues focus on the blues too easy oh what the hell is this I think I saw the end I saw it maybe I'm so focused okay I know I can get past these blue things I know and then we've just got to be ready where did you even send me it's another death I can't be asked come on baby boy oh my God oh oh my God I think I think that's the end I've got to get on the T-Rex's head all right what the hell is going on me set the space oh my God holy mother mackerel oh no I spent like 30 minutes crawling second last one that was a sadness spot okay why I'm blind not even have enough eggs I smell so bad but I have to beat it this is the first actual punishing one I have to beat it I swear I hate it that's a that is let's go let's go yes yes yes yeah that's speeding it's done the four deaths notice cover myself an eggy gooey goodness we have to cover me an egg all right let's end this video what [Music] I still feel like a champion I'm still a winner I still beat the maps [Music] uh please subscribe now wow that was good like the video oh oh I think that's it thank you yes

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Length: 12min 13sec (733 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 13 2021