I Got UNREAL Without Moving

can you get the highest rank in competitive fortnite unreal by doing absolutely nothing not even moving normally to achieve unreal you have to be an insane player you have to sweat recently it became very popular thanks to Bush Camp dad to get unreal by running and hiding and avoiding fights but what if we just don't even play the game at all all right qan ranked for the first time currently I don't even have a rank this is going to be a long journey this is my first game ever of ranked I am nervous I think I'm just going to land in a tree in the dead center Zone okay we do my emote we sit down we eat a meat pie and we do not touch the keyboard look I can Mash this keyboard as much as I want no moving I have unbinded all my keys your first game determines your rank so I'm hoping we get a good game and start with gold or something that'll save us hours there's a someone in a gwag driving right past me means my spot is pretty invisible oh that Zone's coming in I'm probably going to die to that thing 700 times in this video oh no you are in the storm run but I don't have my keys back I don't have a running key oh God 12th all right let's see what rank I got oh what did I get gold hey I have a rank next to my name for the first time ever now we just got to get through gold platinum diamond Elite Champion all the way to Unreal it's time to start grinding ranked games since I can't get kills or wins the only way I gain points is by somehow surviving long enough to get a good placement uh things didn't start very well I'm going to get shot I'm getting shot I'm getting shot before I even landed these rank games are going great hey at least I didn't move a single centimeter go go beautiful now eat my come on see that hole by the end of this video there will probably not be a wall here okay I'm just trying different spots this one looks like it has a nice view some nice scenery okay this spot might not last very long hey bro you can join me for the challenge if you want friend there's nothing more fun than not playing the game at all oh look at they they're all they're eating some soup you probably shouldn't do no put that gun away put that gun away no no my no that was my best friend that is the saddest fortnite moment I have ever experienced now they haven't seen me surely right come on come come come on come on that was still somehow the best placement I've had so far I finally started having decent games where I survived uh it was very boring though so I spent the entire time just watching Tik Tok What are the odds I somehow end up winning a game doing this challenge it's not impossible the storm's coming top five rank up we're in gold two Tik tok's going to carry this entire challenge I have infinite entertainment every game quickly became the same sit around for 20 minutes die oh a I started getting really good placement every game top six it was taking hours but I was ranking up look at how close I was to being in zone can I be allowed to move like 3 m ah top eight that might have been enough to rank up let's see gold three bro someone just built underneath my feet he built all the way up here and didn't see me he's knocking out the entire house I'm slightly worried he may come looking for this chest dude he just looted that chest hasn't seen me yet bro what that's insane what I'm munching a meat pie this far from your face and we've got the next Zone if he doesn't see me we are doing fantastic I am on the edge of my seat I am so stressed at any moment I could be popped in the face no don't break this how did I survive that is the most ridiculous thing I picked this random spot at the start of the game and you're telling me we're almost in the final Circle and that guy didn't see me ah and now the storm's going to kill me but we got top five that's about as good as it gets ah dead pretty good game good game at this point I was an absolute master of sitting around and doing nothing until I died and I started having some ridiculous games this is the best position I've been in all day top three all I've done sit in this tree all right we got ourselves a top three that's crazy all right did that rank us up it did that was our rank up game we're in Platinum ah so it took 6 hours and 23 games to reach Platinum easy let's be friends skull trooper I love making friends that also don't want to actually play the game yes yes buddy all right now we can't move we have to sit here all game together man's just sitting here emoting on me do you have any emote that makes you sit still man has got every emote in fortnite except the one where you sit on a chair are you trying to Signal the enemy players why you're literally backflipping skull Trooper stop celebrating your birthday bro there's a cut skull Trooper no no bro why couldn't you just sit down I loved you all everything I love dies I mean it made it easier for me to make the top 10 top seven now I get to go be with skull Trooper forever in Heaven or Hell probably hell so the higher your rank the slower it gets which means Platinum is going to be a way bigger grind yeah I'm dead I they finally got me oh he's doing my emote he knows it was me why'd you have to kill me bro it was taking way longer but I was getting great placement I was grinding and eventually I ranked up rank up yes exciting I've noticed there is a slight battle going on at my feet I was AFK the entire game okay [ __ ] off hello friend okay eventually I thought it'd be a great idea to ask Lan for help okay there sick one Lan sick one well Lan sucks so I went back to doing it myself game after game so many hours sitting still most of the time I wasn't even at my computer I built a setup where I could lay on the lounge on Tik Tok and just watch it on the TV oh damn hey that was my rank up game thanks llama even if I was on my setup most of the time I wasn't even looking at the screen I was doing something else like making YouTube thumbnails man how am I still alive I've been working in like Photoshop in the other monitor I'm just sitting in the middle of a field I'm not even in a tree anymore top 10 there's a guy hiding behind that tree hello friend I love you I love you friend let's be hey yeah let's make a friend hello friend leave me alone yes I love the fortnite community well we had a good run it was insanely boring it was insanely exhausting but I grinded my way through platinum and after roughly 37 games of sit and still I ranked up hey we ranked up we're in Diamond I was half asleep the bus now has a Christmas theme that is how long I've been filming this all right it's a new day a new rank I'm getting bored uh we're going to start doing memes starting with being a fish turns out trying to be a fish was a terrible idea why [ __ ] being a fish being a fish [ __ ] sucks next I tried being a [Music] scarecrow oh was AFK that guy just hit me and left me be he thinks I'm a real scarecrow I think I don't know that's not him coming back in the car is it I'll wave to him oh God why' he hit me why'd you do that bro oh God this shit's so dumb turns out being a scarecrow also sucks so in the Christmas spirit I thought I'd become a snowman But ultimately being a snowman didn't work either people hate Christmas the only meme that worked was uh sitting on reboot vans oh a guy has just driven past me he's currently filling up his car no idea that I am sitting on a reboot van how does hiding on reboot Vans work even in solos all right he he's just driven past me yes excitement hey the storm's going to kill me but we had a good run hello friend yes but even with reboot van I just started dying the memes made me die so much I almost went backwards in rank oh at some point I'm going to d rank so I finally went back to sitting in trees [Music] wait wait wait wait I went to the bathroom and I come back to a Guff playing chess with me my favorite parts of this video have been all the friends I've made along the way I just love the contrast of me and this Guff playing chess why a massive war goes on in the background me and the Guff are no longer in the zone I feel like this story is going to have a heartbreaking ending he's leaving me goodbye Guff Guff goodbye I'm cheering you on buddy he doesn't want to leave me man he just didn't want to die to storm if you win this game I'll consider it win for myself don't worry about meig just go all right he's got good loot good mats I reckon this guy could do it yes get him G this is it buddy you sat in that tree playing chest with me all game and you're going to turn this into a win I believe no pressure bro oh he's taking some damage there that I don't know if that was oh bro he's crazy this guy's crazy bro if he pulls this off that's nuts bro he's crazy dude he's in top three he's going to get him he got him cracked him get him Guffy boy oh no I have a feeling it's going I knew that was going to end bad no my best friend he got top three we're still proud of him I've invited him to my party I just want to chat no no no no there's no way this is actually lasan bro you almost won you almost won no way I was trying to win it for you man nah no look you you did pretty good for sitting in a tree for like 15 minutes subscribe to lesan guys everybody subscribe turn on you got it I went straight back to sweating through games I had to make up for all the times I died doing memes diamond is even slower than Platinum it was painful eventually though I finally got myself to Diamond two a new rank woo 121 games and we're not even through Diamond [Music] yet damn I was fully AFK but we rank up let's go Diamond 3 I've been going at this for like 3 weeks so much so that I'm literally back home for Christmas right now nothing is more important than getting ranks in fortnite I was having way more fun playing fortnite than spending time with my family and I was gaining progress oh we got a top three dude we just missed the Zone the final two players are fighting right there if I was in the zone I'm in the top two I just missed the Zone can that guy please realize it's me somehow leave the game or something I'm just out of the Zone again come on bro like leave the game or something no top two that's half breaking we've had a officially had a top two finish maybe his house could have got hit by lightning and he his computer would have turned off we could have had a miracle after playing a few more games and watching a few hundred more Tik toks and I'm eliminated yeah we're in the big boy ranks now Elite things are going to get get serious now we are now in Elite it's way harder to make progress and it's way worse if you die early I've changed into a very sweaty skin to make myself camouflage better we can't risk dying early hopefully I'm a lot more camouflage wearing this skin that's all I can hope oh yeah not no one's ever see me in here we are now hiding nerds no fun Allowed no memes but I'm still just sitting on Tik Tok man so like it's a new rank but I'm pretty much doing the exact same thing all right we're dead uh we came seventh how much percentage do we get for a top 10 in Elite two 2% that was like 20 minutes holy [ __ ] it could take me 25 hours to get to the next rank uh backto back decent games top eight 3% that time we're in business unfortunately uh I landed on this tree really funny and now I'm like 7 m above it that's cut to me getting sniped in 3 2 1 we are currently at 172 games zero kills zero Victory Ro we are doing this legitimately woo apparently if you don't take any damage from players and no damage from the storm you get a bonus so if I eliminate myself the fall damage um hopefully I get more percentage we got 4% that's an improvement I get more percentage if I eliminate myself this is a big Discovery man top 14 nowadays I just wait for the zone to be about to hit me and then I just eliminate myself to fall damage this discovery made things go a lot faster but I quickly found out how bad it was to get shot in Elite I've died I died I died okay things to start this is I was so lucky before now I'm going backwards bro I just lost 4% back to 35% my last two games I've gone back 8% I'm so sad this guy killed me and now he's just sitting there having a campfire now he's just sitting in a tree he stole my idea but I quickly started grinding my way back by taking myself out right we G 5% healing myself is clearly the best option let's try and die to fall damage yes I nailed it 54 we're flying now it is now 2024 if you think about it we've been doing this challenge for multiple years new year new me and by that I mean I'm doing the exact same thing Tik Tok I started my year with uh just a bunch of death just non-stop death it might not look like it but after almost a 100 games of effort let's go 1% I was starting to get really close to ranking up 95% Elite rank has taken forever I did not spend enough time with my family I told them I had more important things to be doing they screamed at me and said you're tearing this family apart I said shut up mother I got a grind fortnite ranked but it was all for this moment all right let's let's eliminate ourselves hopefully we rank up we came ninth come on Champion oh was that worth sacrificing precious time with my family yes 210 games 57 top 10 zero wins zero kills but we are in Champion one rank to go it's gotten even harder to rank up so I have tweeted kind of asking for help just letting people know if they see me in game please don't kill me which means I'm wearing the Las beam skin again so they know who am this could backfire I could just be killed horribly it's already taken me 200 games to get here but I have no idea how long it's going to take to get to Unreal all right exhilarating first game of champion sat in the bush the entire time oh well I'm I'm shot I got shot top 10 do I gain any progress at all no I gain zero progress oh my God this is ridiculous not going to lie slightly concerned this may actually be impossible man I'm looking at all those builds I am soad glad I don't actually have to play the game all right do I take storm damage or am I in zone bro I my foot is in zone if only I could use my movement Keys died to storm top 11 1% at the start of champion I got very lucky things were looking good I got up to 37% start of champion rank versus now 35 games to gain 20 20 something per. a bro come on okay that's the first time I've died early in our champion rank let's see how bad the penalty is this is going to hurt I already know it's going to hurt 3% loss this L like an hour of progress from one sniper shot but as always I got back in my tree and sat still and got myself all the way to 40% uh my girlfriend Elsa was curious what I'd spent the last month and a half of my life doing so I thought I'd give her a turn all right Focus Elsa y you got to really this requires a lot of skill yeah yeah top 25 though good job Elsa this is basically a date it's kind of romantic so yeah close thing I've got in a while fortnite's important oh you didn't get the Zone oh I'll come home when I've got on real Elsa tried her best well with Elsa's help I got 17th 1% gain sick we've gotten 47% no ah ah you planning to sit with me all game or something bro I knew when I tweeted that I would attract some weird people but okay I think it might be one of the X2 twins oh you're building a love heart oh that's so lovely thank you I think they're trying to drop me onto a car you're joking I did not ask them to do this I have had no communication with them but I'm going to allow it if they can figure out how to do this I'm going to allow it oh didn't work he he just fishing rodded me onto the car I didn't hit WD I'm allowing it there's no way this works but I'm just down to let him try yeah there's no way I don't get shot there's no way I don't get shot they've gotten me to Zone that is so funny I died anyway that's all right well we tried have fun have fun have fun I've told them they're not allowed to do that again but that was very funny I cannot express how long this was taking how many games and do not forget every game is 20 minutes of sitting still I was trying my best to pass the time by playing other games doing other things but it was taking forever my TV setup was also coming in clutch cuz half the time I wasn't even at the keyboard 72% we're almost there someone's going to build a dong I thought it was a build fight for a second then I realized they weren't shooting that lose a fruit in my yes this is the one good thing about telling the entire world I was doing this uh there's just been so many fun interactions to help pass the time a dong and Laser the Train's going right through the dong oh my God it's a just oh it's spraying everywhere thank you for advertising my code loser fruit hopefully everyone uses it after I've spent over a month and a half of my life sitting in trees 75% I decided to let loser fruit have a game sitting in the tree I got you I'm not going to get you killed he lost 3% how did you lose 3% he cut the I was chilling do you know how long 3% takes I spent an entire day getting those points back and getting myself to 81% the home stretch I woke up the next day feeling good thinking it might be my final day of recording I am determined to make this the last day but uh that's not what happened no no oh God what a great way to start the day hey that's that's just hurts I'll go on emote on me 75% I've played for an hour and lost 5% this day is going just fantastically I spent an entire day sitting in trees just to go backwards this get ridiculous I eventually I was able to grind my way back and get closer to my goal 16 87 I can practically see the unreal s 292 games holy I started this Challenge on December 5th over Christmas over New Year two months of my life all leading up to the final day I think I'm going to miss this tree I'm going to miss all these sights and sounds I am just kidding I cannot [ __ ] wait to leave I never want to do this ever again all right let's take myself out good start to the day 88% 14th again 90% all right where are we at ooh 5% to go huh oh I need this prison to end ooh 96% 98% 308 games this could be it the last game get in that tree before someone shoots you hurry up come on okay we should be good if we get like a top 15 this could be the last game we are going to achieve the top rank in this game while doing nothing we suck I am terrible at this game and I will have the same rank as Pro players that is crazy all right we're out of Zone I need someone to die in like the next 40 seconds please come on all right that's good that's all I needed let's see if top 15 gives me what I need come on for the final time I broke the tree come on get me unreal baby I'm thinking about all my friends I made all those games I sat in this tree give it to me make that the last time I break that tree yeah yeah yes unreal yes no kills no wins no movement oh my God that took so long this is a sledgehammer of happiness I guess the hole is big enough for it to go straight through the wall now

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Length: 22min 21sec (1341 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 29 2024