Fahim Anwar: There’s No Business Like Show Business - Full Special

[Music] [Music] ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage Fahim Anwar [Applause] thank you thank you thank you so much thank you for coming to my special guys really could be shooting it here in LA I've lived it for like 10 years now I don't love it just because everyone out here is trying to make it you know everyone's delusional like you could walk up to any random person in Hollywood and be like hey I'm a big fan they'd be like thank you we appreciate it even if they were just a walker on the walking day maybe like you're familiar with my work does this ring a bell just me just me bro a lot of lozenges in that hey you know it's gonna coat the throat so funny like nobody nobody wants to grow up out here everyone has Peter Pan syndrome that's why everyone dresses so weird in LA it's like everyone's closet in Hollywood is just a lost-and-found box yeah alright Friday night what do we got we'll do vest with no shirt on sombrero in ski boots everyone on Sunset Boulevard just looks like a Sims character no I keep walking you wanna [ __ ] no all right okay don't get discouraged I live although outside of Hollywood I live in Koreatown yeah you know you're not doing well when you live in another ethnic groups a town there's this McDonald's I'll go to sometimes just to get out of the house and you got to break up the day you know so I go there I get a tea the guy gives me the tea and I go to have any honey any other honey look I just blew his mind like he's never heard of that combo before oh yeah honey he goes oh let me check he goes in the back for way too long I don't see him for like 20 minutes then he pops out and it goes we've got like honey mustard like why why would you suggest that like that's even an option is anyone like that's the same [ __ ] yeah bring that out give me a barbecue sauce or chipotle mayo I'm trying to make the most disgusting cup of tea ever known to man do you have a raw hot dog you could pop into there the tea will cook it it'll be like a fucked-up version of foie like that went through several logic gates in his mind and he was still like we got a monster in case you got like a coffee filter and you can like filter out the master maybe you got like a butane lighter and you can burn off the master you come a guy lers and honey out of his dog don't give up I believe in you I was walking around my neighborhood it was a super sunny day and then it just started raining out of nowhere it's like really hard and I passed this block and there was his Mexican dude selling all these umbrellas and I was like that was pretty fast like where did he get all those umbrellas that fast and then I realized Mexicans in LA or just always selling what you need before you even know you need it you ever got a romantic dinner date with a girl and then out of nowhere there's like roses just like a duck hunt dog roses you'll be coming out of a club at 2:00 a.m. like off [ __ ] man I'm starving tapas tapas that I grill on a shopping cart [Music] is this a slow over here I like how no one will eat at a berated restaurant but they'll eat at shopping cart tacos all day oh good ten tacos for a nickel that's crazy dude how do they it's not there just always selling what you need before you even know you need it you know your plane could be going down if you look in the aisle there's a Mexican guy like parachute atishoo senior parachute for the lady [Applause] [Music] there's a lot of pigeons in my neighborhood I like pigeons kitchens are like the hipsters of birds because they have the ability to fly but choose not to you're like what are you flying yeah I used to do that this is my new jam I was sitting on a bench in my neighborhood in front of this uh like huge flight of stairs and I thought this pigeon was gonna like flap down all of them but he literally just took the stairs [Applause] then he looked at me went leg day now if you'll excuse me I have to whip this french fry into smaller pieces with my beak some people don't like pigeons they think they're a nuisance you know like flies nobody gives a [ __ ] about flies you swat them you like [ __ ] get out of here but we don't do that with bees really right because bees have the ability to sting you so there's a level of respect Abbi is basically a fly with a gun people act the same way too like oh [ __ ] it's beat whatever walks honey okay this alone here's an empty coke can just [ __ ] leave the bees like well well well what do we got here Oh dis potato salad you don't mind if I walk around all over it right quick do you what's going to about it he's right it's mom picnic now [ __ ] your son it's lame this is a fun show this is like ideal for stand-up like you know great crowd I did do stand-up on a hip-hop show recently which is the worst because it's a very different energy you know everybody was Wilin out for the hip-hop they were like alright now we've got a stand-up comedian [Applause] oh my god how's that ready tonight y'all better to have way less fun y'all better to bring the energy way down doctor sleeping bags cuz it's not to get drowsy up in here that's like a girl jerking a dude off it's like I'm about to [ __ ] just like before you do please welcome our [Applause] hey what's up I know you're getting jerked off right now but these are some things I was thinking about earlier today just want to run it by you before you jizz it that's cool I had to do stand-up on an urban show recently and urban show is a little different than like a regular stand-up show first of all there's always a DJ in the background and sometimes you'll chime in sometimes it'll be like haha that's crazy I noticed all the comments whenever they got introduced they wouldn't just come up and do their jokes they would like dance for a little bit before him she would be like all right I want y'all to make it loud [Music] yeah I feel tonight y'all good every single one of them did that okay when it first on the show I didn't know that was an option next time I get booked on the show I want to do that but like dance for way too long all right I want y'all to make it loud [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] yeah [Applause] yeah how y'all feeling tonight I'm at a time [Applause] I danced for too long my bad I like hip-hop I like old-school hip-hop like they were playing ain't no fun the other day and he just hit me like hip hop when I was growing up I feel like was way more vulgar than it is today there's a part in that song where Snoop Dogg he goes guess who's back in the [ __ ] Hales with a fat dick or your [ __ ] mouth it's just so unnecessary you know the song works without that but snoops like nah it stays I feel like an old man when it comes to hip-hop nowadays my Gil kid yourself kendrick lamar's trying to bring about social change back in my day we rapped about juicing on faces that's the rap music I know we rapped about gargling ball sacks it was a simpler time in the 90s I would hop on my friends pegs and go to Circuit City to get to my music and if you didn't have pegs on the balance on two tiny screws if he went over a puddle I would gash my calf laid out in the Safeway parking lot I grew up on death row records yeah yeah yeah like anything they put out I would buy what a lot about death row is they would just have random women sing the hook right like nowadays it always be featuring Beyonce or featuring Rihanna they would just have random women like nobody knows the chick who goes she's an out there she's mopping the floor at Arby's yeah I'm the doggy-dog girl from the 90s you forget to there like remember skits skits used to be such a big part of the rap album and a lot of the skits were just sound effects of them having sex with women like on dr. Dre's the chronic there's an entire track where all you hear is you like that yeah the doctors in how are they getting that audio tear boom guy in the bedroom got some great stuff too right just keep pounding away you're gonna like what you hear also how insecure do you have to be as a rapper to put that on your album like yo you don't think I'm [ __ ] track eight looks like you don't need to do that you're dr. Dre everyone assumes you're having a ton of sex like rock stars have been around for ages they don't do that you'll never listened to a Beatles album and after twist and shout I saw straight out of Compton and W a movie you guys see that anybody yeah it's great movie you kind of forget that it's a period piece it cuz it takes place in the mid nineties it feels very current though feels hurry today but there's one part in the movie where you're reminded it's the mid-90s and it's when easy he's in the hospital and the doctor tells me his HIV because he looks up with the doctor and he goes and nobody corrects him nobody's like easy that the term you can't really use anymore even the doctor was like [ __ ] or not too much make you have HIV sorry easy I saw it in the movie theaters I like whenever I'm at a movie theater and somebody has to cut across what I'll do is like I'll fake tuck in I'll just do my upper half from rap yeah you good yeah I told you bro not a problem at all I like I pick up on movie cliches just as a comedian those are like my favorite things these are some of my favorite movie cliches there's always that scene in a movie where a girl and a guy they get back to one of their place and they're making out like like ripping each others clothes off so fast like what's the rush the only time I've ever gotten home and taken my pants off that fast is to take an emergency [ __ ] ah keep a split-second before it becomes a story only you know about Oh too close usually it's your own fault - you'll have like five cups of coffee and then hit the freeway during rush hour [Applause] you start forming a contingency plan in the event you do [ __ ] your pants okay I need someone with a secluded area is there a marina nearby where I could Dexter over these pins just in a speedboat with no pants on tire khakis to a cinder block goodbye my Dark Passenger another scene I like is when like they're making love in bed and the guys on top like and then his phone rings like where were we I gotta take this that would never happen in real life once a guy starts nothing can derail him there could be an earthquake like shouldn't we get under a doorframe [Applause] oh yeah I'm by railroad tracks got a gas leak now farted stay where you are don't move so nobody talks about protection in the movies it's like everyone is straight-up raw doggin I guess it's not a good like a not a good as a movie if they're she's like hey do you have a condom is it oh yeah [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] this movie maybe in the sequel isn't it crazy how many sperm cells there are and there's just one egg that's high-stakes drama right there that should be a reality show like millions of sperm one egg a baby last week we left off with Chad swimming around in a circle will he get out of this pinch and have cool profile intros and all the sperm cells my name's traveling from the left nutsack I'm gonna fertilize the egg hello my name is Christopher and I'm not here to make friends [Applause] when I really got kicked off they have to do that into camera confessional he's like you know obviously you know I didn't want to end up on the bedsheet but let's bring the cameras oh [ __ ] somebody told me I look like their goober driver the other day like why why would you tell somebody that that's something you keep inside your brain what compel someone to be like no he has to know everybody thinks uber and lyft nowadays I feel sorry for cab drivers but they're trying to trick people like why is your car yellow just talking but do you bother everybody thinks uber and lyft because it's slightly cheaper than a cab but what you saving money you pay for in conversation you'll be halfway through your trip and be like you know I guess I never really did get over my parents divorce nope I don't understand people will talk to their lyft drivers all day but if their cab drivers were like what do you do for work maybe like enough with the chitchat I'll bet I don't pay you to talk did you ever think that one day your cab drivers would just be random people with free time on their hands never how do you not know that one day your house won't be on fire and some 21 you're okay with a smart phone will show up look what's up on your firefighter oh it's close to one of the blaze don't worry I brought a super soaker stand back all the pressures building up it's a good sign [Applause] [ __ ] the fires a lot bigger than I thought it would be the problem with uber and lyft is that it's made getting into random cars so commonplace they go get into a truck looking into an SUV get into a smart car like I can take my car tonight just go to a bar at 2:00 a.m. okay somebody gonna do Bert some drunk I'd be like you guys later it's here hey what's up man take me and I could just drive to the woods and murder this guy you just be in his phone the whole time wait this isn't West Hollywood so you know I'm in LA I do stand-up oh that's my main thing but I'll audition for stuff as well and it's not going very well I'm getting a lot of one in Duns it'll be like that was great thanks for coming in Mike really it didn't feel great no it's really good like their face gets more contorted the more they're lying to you I want to talk about one audition I had for the Disney Channel so I went out for the role of q-pop who are the hip hop dance instructor so there was two parts the audition the first part was like a regular audition they had lines and scenes and then the second part they wanted you to dance so like that's because it's a hip-hop dance instructor so I finished the first part of the audition and the guy looks up at me and he goes no dance for us like a Roman Emperor the only way it would have been more belittling is if he bit into a peach [Applause] peach I hit the pit and they did they didn't have any music in the audition no boombox they just wanted to make it as sad as possible so I'm just dancing in utter silence all you could literally hear was just the rustling of my clothes and some of you don't know this about me but I used to be an aerospace engineer I worked at Boeing for about three and a half years before I quit to do stand-up full time you ever been outside your body observing a situation in a moment of your life there was a point during the audition where I was like you used to build airplanes [Applause] the [ __ ] is wrong with you then his body rolled out of the audition [Applause] a little bit about me both my parents are from Afghanistan that never gets that response when I do the road you hear a pin drop normally when I say that white people don't know this but I'm like the Tom Cruise of Afghanistan that's good there's an Afghan version of Top Gun I was the star I mean it's not a big deal times good yeah pairs for Afghanistan it's the worst time to be a brown person in America right now it's very strange being the most feared ethnic group in the country it's like move over black people [Applause] there's a new kid in town links are keeping the seat warm no I take that back one-on-one you probably be more afraid of a black guy than you would me like it was a dark alley in the middle of night you'd be more afraid of him than me but I'm public transportation I [Applause] feel like I win that one especially if I was using the Nokia cell phone from the early 90s I'm playing snake bro don't worry about it nobody with an iphone blow themselves up right you're like this guy's under two-year contract at least we're saying but if it's a shitty flip phone you like this guy's very overprotective parents you don't have to fly around a lot doing stand-up and whenever my mom finds out about a gig she'll call me up the night before she'll be like I went to a flight number I want the name of the hotel you're staying ass I want the phone number of the comedy Booker I'm like what are you gonna do with this info you live all the way in Seattle like if I die I die my mom thinks she's Liam Neeson from taken like if something were to happen to me she'd just call the comedy book her up like I have a very special set of skills like what are you gonna do he's just a mom look behind you look my son my mom thank God I gave his contact info untie me sorry boys but I tell my mom everything [Applause] Oh growing up I was never allowed to partake in sleepovers which is a very emeriti you know what I'm talking about white people are like what line that makes no sense it's a very American thing to do it's not a big deal but I wasn't allowed to and the reason being this is a very Middle Eastern fear is my parents thought that I would get molested these are my best friends that I've known for years years I was like dad I'm not gonna get molested and my dad is like don't sell yourself short [Applause] you're a very attractive child I was like you're just saying that cuz you're my dad you only mean that he's like no pedophiles were killed to get in those OshKosh B'gosh is I mean if I wasn't your dad growing up my dad he would always mistake video games for real things that were happening on TV all the time like me and my brother would be playing NBA Jam and my dad would walk into the room and be like oh the Lakers are playing the Celtics then one of us would dunk from half-court you 617 front flips he's worried I'm bunking guys good I've ever seen my what is this boom Shakalaka the reporter keeps on talking about why is Will Smith on the Lakers it must have been super awkward for him the following day it worked by the water cooler you like you guys see that game last night that'll be on SportsCenter that 17th front flip dunk then this Italian guy got in the go-karts and was driving around town banana peels everywhere it's a big turtle shell epidemic out there I'm curious who out here is dating anybody didn't clap if you're dating yeah [Applause] I've realized dating is essentially guys just pretending to have way more money than they really do that's all it is like will take you to some fancy French restaurant then we'll take you to go see a play even after all of that a lot of times a girl still won't like you which stings as a man because that means she's not even into the rich version of you [Music] [Applause] women like tall guys I always hear that I'll be like I need a tall man I like I feel safe it's 2016 you don't live in the [ __ ] jungle cute such a [ __ ] excuse to say you like tall guys yeah what if titties make me feel safe [Applause] also ladies you can't claim to be taller than me if you can't even walk in the shoes that make you taller than me it'll be like I don't date short guys if you'll excuse me oh that's my favorite thing in the world just watching women in high heels walk down steep hills this is like a baby calf being born why your hands always in front of you - and you're gonna Tony Stark you're way out of it Jarvis set coordinates for the club [Applause] women like romantic comedies I always hear that too you'll watch him and be like how come guys don't act like that in real life but you don't want that you would be super turned off if guys act like that in real life like if I walked up Juno's like I need you in my life you'd be like what the [ __ ] is wrong with this guy this guy's way too into me it's too much pressure the only time guys act like they're in romantic comedies is when a bunch of us are together and one of us gets a text message with the promise of sex we'll be hanging out and just out of nowhere like boom yo this chick says she's at my place wants to rip my pants off and everyone's like what are you doing go after [Applause] donar her she's the one generally women are gone is skeptical it's always like questioning things even guys you really like it's always questioning things you'll be on a date with a girl overlooking the city's skyline and be like and isn't this beautiful should be like do you do this with all the girls it's not gonna join the view who is that your move you go on dates with girls and try to have sex with them yeah [Applause] that's my move that's every guys guys don't question things if a guy's getting a bj behind a Chipotle dumpster wait a second that's your move you just give BJ's behind dumpsters I don't even knocks on your belt Becky I don't a snowflake I'm just like the rest there could be a line and we wouldn't care okay what's up this thing moving fast or slow I remember I went on a date and at the end of the day I went in for the kiss and then I got the pull back nothing makes me feel like the Elephant Man faster than the pull back the one good thing about getting the pull back is at least you know where you stand in the relationship you know no one gets to pull back and they're like alright so I see sometimes do [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] weird of advice fellas if you ever do go in for the kiss make sure you're at least in front of her place because one time I got the pullback in a parking structure oh my I still gotta drive this chick oh this is the most awkward car ride in my entire life the turn signal had never been laughter mark turns remember there being seems more turns on the way back when I went in for the kiss she was like look what are you doing what do you mean what am i doing this is the fifth time we've hung out like how do you not know this might be on the way like I hate when girls will play dumb or be oblivious to situations they put themselves in like some girls will be on tinder no right if you're looking to hook up keep looking okay you're on tinder naughty harmony that's like a girl being behind a glory hole and being like I hope random [ __ ] don't pop through this wall [Applause] that doesn't happen why is it so hard to find a good name halt a [ __ ] pops through with an engagement ring on it [Music] [Applause] the same girth is my finger it's kids knit I was driving the other day and I was waiting for this guy to cross in front of my car you know and then he shoots me one of these he goes [Music] like he's Magneto like I'm trying to run him over but I can't you ever see somebody across the street comically slow we're like this cannot be a real person I'm [ __ ] slow this person is walking I had to wait for this elderly man every step was a miracle he was walking so slow a black guy passed him one time I was waiting for a blackout across the street and he was just walking in place then he took one step forward and started walking like I said I always have to fly around doing shows and everyone on the flight and you catch yourself watching somebody else's movie for way too long watching frozen with no sound for 40 minutes it's in front of my own headrest but I like this version I'm already mostly invested I hate flying Southwest the most just because they're like the funny airline everybody who works there thinks they're a stand-up comedian which is aggravating as a stand-up comedian how easy the crowd is on a plane it's very hard to do this for a living but on a Southwest flight people just [ __ ] give it up for anything like it is time we were turned off all I phones blackberries and blueberries I always see families traveling together at the airport and like parents will have their little kids pulling these tiny spider-man suitcases that are like this big just pack for your kid why does a toddler need his own suitcase I just pictured this little kid waking up in the morning in his racecar bed like Oh No let's see I'll need my ninja tools a scoop of ice cream it's a long flight I might get hungry wait for me he's just sitting in the shuttle the bag of Cheerios like that was close the compote isn't it crazy how much money we spent on plane tickets just to get treated like [ __ ] every step of the way I had to fly one time the airport was dead nobody was there and they had that maize thing so I just I duck under and this woman goes excuse me sir sorry you need to go around and I'm like nobody's here just let me do this you need to go around this this is what you wanted this is the battle you've chosen for today to watch a grown man go through a [ __ ] maze pull the block of cheese you ever have them swab your hands for bomb juice when you're in line let's be like not so fast hands out I won't see the real you is have they ever caught anybody with that machine has there ever been a terrorist in line like then you've got to get into the body scanner right or they could see your dick they could totally see your dick there's just some guy behind a monitor eating a bagel like sweet dick bro [ __ ] god I love my job I don't want them to think I have a tiny dick when I go through there so what I do is like I rev it up [Applause] try hop in just get it hot and ready like a Little Caesars Pizza you know but sometimes I go too far and then I'm sitting there with a raging bow if that happens though I turn the gun I go what can I say I love to fly gets me off one time I got to the gate for my flights and there was there was like five Middle Eastern dudes in traditional garb you know they had like gowns turbans beards and all the white people were freaking it up there's just like sweating bullets like [ __ ] it's going down and one of the guys he confided me it was like hey man how come you're not nervous about this and I was like do you think that if they were terrorists they'd be dressed up like that okay we're going to blow up the Southwest flight tomorrow so why should we have my extra big turban to fly under the radar should I bring my bowling ball with a weight coming out of it [Applause] it's crazy there's a lot of Islamophobia going on nowadays like there's this a munitions manufacturer in Idaho that's selling pork coded bullets so that if you shoot and kill a Muslim person it will prevent them from getting into paradise how much do you fear Muslims when you're applying werewolf rules what I think is gonna happen if I get shot one of those bullets something like do you think God is that technical too I'm up at the pearly gates and it's like look it's a shame you got murdered but there was pork on those bullets I'd love to let you in but rules are rules it's like I'm not even like that Muslim you know but I find myself having to defend Islam a lot I got into an argument with the guy was like not to be Muslim is a terrorist and he was like there's no white terrorists senior white terrorist bro I was like yeah but you guys have mass shooters and he was like so do you know yeah but we just got into it although I will say the closest thing white people have to a terrorist is Timothy McVeigh the Oklahoma City bomber he's like the Eminem of terrorism he was so dope even Middle Eastern people were like you gotta give it up it's very good good timing good execution he's in my top five because him chemical Ali Mohammed Atta Karis 1 for some reason I went a couple years ago I went to San Diego Chargers game in San Diego like I'm from Seattle you know some of my buddies we went in our Seahawks gear which I would probably never do again because it's a very hostile environment and as a minority you're not quite sure if the racism or not because it feels the same people were like this is the Jersey or my ethnicity he was like what do you think saying [ __ ] let me go Jesus least I know now my white friends loved it though because white people never really get discriminated against so it's like discrimination fantasy cam for you guys they're like you know let's go to the game in our Seahawks gear just want to have people hate us for no reason [Applause] being a minority is like having an away Jersey you can never take off after the game my white friends were like that was fun back to being a privileged white guy and I was like yeah still [ __ ] we love football in this country right you guys like football yeah everyone loves though but it's so violent when you think about it right like people get paralyzed playing football and then they just continue playing the rest of the game if I got paralyzed at a party I would hope that the party would be over my friends come visit me in the hospital like hey man everyone's really torn up about you getting paralyzed at that party I'm like oh what happened after I left oh um the DJ drop the beat then they use the poor guy as a mascot the following year they're like we're gonna win this week don't take my word for it remember this guy everybody [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I may have gotten paralyzed I saw that movies theory of everything that Stephen Hawking movie this is really good but it's kind of weird watching a movie where you already know what happens to the person because at the beginning of the movie he's dancing around having a good time you're like he doesn't know I didn't know that he was married for 30 years and he had three kids with this woman and then he ended up leaving her for another woman that's pretty baller when you think about it to be confined to a wheelchair unable to talk and still think to yourself I can do better this [ __ ] is holding me back hey can you set up the ramp so I can leave you [Applause] how did that exchange even go down is what I want to know like normally when couples fight it's this verbal ping-pong match like [ __ ] you know [ __ ] you this woman who's had to have waited forever she's like what he's gonna leave me in just the way for you win some you lose some [Applause] I want to tell these two stories about my dad before I got out of here so do you remember Independence Day when it came out the first one Will Smith yeah so they were doing this like Orson Welles War of the Worlds type promo for it like Fox had it seemed like aliens were invading Earth and it looked real they had like news like a whole newscast and I saw it for some reason I was like dad turn on the TV quick channel 30 yeah and he turns it on and then he's just like he's like locked in you know he's like trying to catch up on what I already know you know and then he's flipping the channels and he's like how come it's only on channel 13 have an exclusive or something so there's this iconic scene where you know the spaceship flies over the White House and then the bay doors open up and there's an electron charge and then it blasts down and then the white house just explodes into a million pieces my dad's sitting on the edge of the bed and he goes Wow [Applause] like that was my dad's reaction to the end of the world not I love you son we're gonna get through this somehow at that moment he didn't have kids or a wife how does this affect me another story so I've been doing stand-up for a really long time now I started when I was 18 and like stand-up is not something that immigrant parents have their kid to do it's like I'm doing heroin like they weren't into it we were getting a shouting matches and everything and my dad he'd be like you're out there every night with the pimps and up prostitutes [Applause] what comedy club are you going to some guy in a fur coat and a pimp cane some guys for you so he would just like blow up every three months and just like shouting matches and everything I'd be very secretive about my comedy I would be writing in spiral notebooks up in my bedroom I'd be like they had to be funny below and then my my dad I would hear his footsteps coming upstairs and I would just like hi the notebook under my bed it'd be like what's going on in here I go oh just jerking off good it's no jokes jerk all you just no jokes jerk all you want so the Apollo Theater amateur night on tour came to Seattle they hit up different major cities Seattle's one of the stops and you could audition for it and I went I auditioned it's like 19 I think at the time and I got in like out of 342 people I got in 11 were selected and they really liked me they really liked my stuff so I invited everybody I invited my parents you know teachers from school just everybody came out and then it came my turn to come out on stage and I'm like hey guys my name is Fahim you know it's an Afghan name and this is kind of shortly after 9/11 probably not the best opener and there's like these cascades of boos like whoa and the siren goes off like the guy's tap-dancing me off like I know how this works very surreal to get booed by that many people you know and then I the rest of the story I hear from my brother because we took separate cars like my family and myself except of cars so my brother tells me they're in the Dodge Caravan driving home it's definitely silent it's just my brother my mom my dad my cousin Neil oh no one's saying anything for like 30 minutes and then my dad finally breaks the silence by going well there's no business like show business [Applause] thank you so much for coming out tonight guys thank you [Applause] you

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Length: 64min 33sec (3873 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 19 2020