Everything Wrong With Songs of War In 20 Minutes Or Less

disclaimer this video is not meant to attack any of the creators black plasma studios david rb any of them we just decided to go ahead and make this because we can and because the other videos on the subject were kind of trash some of us didn't really actually read the script but the script doesn't really matter since we're looking at season 1 and season 1 only so without further ado let's begin why are the humans fighting each other instead of i don't know the giant floating tentacle monster hovering about is the wrong kind of bigger threat they called him death singer narration reading when do the diamonds grow underground dumbest don't create light they reflect it also why do the flowers glow here when they can be seen all around not glowing whatsoever this pond is way too small to fish in if there were fish swimming in that puddle go get it with your hands squirrel the ardoni possessed the unique ability to wield great powers known as songs said for the confusing name in general and here i set myself up for a musical composed by the fat rat these steps are pretty cool and i can tell they aren't combat orientated but what the is the mendora staff it looks like lily pads on a stick does everything just glow in this universe skirp these blazes look so out of place they're more distracting than anything really not gonna lie this warped round effect looks gross holy that's metal after the dragon totally rips apart the wither which is badass i may say it does absolutely fall to help its rider the kingdoms called upon the ardoni to wield the prime songs considering how only our dhoni can wield songs this agreement was pointless valius has his sword in his hand and on his back this happens not once twice so how does this clan cloaking work again oh they don't explain that what did the walters do that was so bad it's never explained and yes i've rewatched this almost 20 times to pick up on anything that could hint at this however in the script it does hint that the voltar is discovering the primes and if that is the case shouldn't they be the rightful owners of them semi-important character trips and falls while running away from evil cliche ingressers must have shoved the mobilium prime up his ass and silently tooted in order to silently teleport 15 feet with a walk that menacingly slow the mandaris clan master could have easily run away this staff is being held straight by the power of dynamic posing the humans reassemble their armies furry for how magnerides are made of molten rock they seem to move pretty fast the felinas from the west what is it with having humans paired up with felinas how many furry are in this universe herobrine actually let's give him a sin for how many stories i could find of him on the troll pasta wiki only one skeleton he gets hit with the strongest gusts of heatwave yes that's a sin in our books too hawking and his aspect character intuitively indubitably being the naturally curious scholar that i am you slept for your classes indubitable i just seen that you mean to tell me hawking had a fish carcass stuffed in his pocket for their entire journey that must smell like his colleagues gym sock by now i'm going to take a sin off here because clinton passes an amazing part of the map the amount of work that went into this part of the map was incredible it's just super cool to look at how peculiar man that accident journally came in and left after picking up the car keys my name is tigran voltanus as for you dalia siddharus i know who you are i get it you know who he is get to fighting already once i killed you that was a flub how can you smug bastard pick up the shield and fight at the start of the fight thalius activates his sword which then deactivates here once landing in snow to anyone thinking this was an animation error you need to start paying attention wait i'm supposed to give a that he stumbles onto the ground and takes a nap with his face buried in the snow all right you don't have to shout even when talking your voice is reverberated like you're in the sewers you should have been caught already to get to the tower the egg is in you need to go in the direction you guys are coming from so you're going the wrong way don't buy from the people you're stealing from jakkar says this out loud work anyone around can hear them matter of fact this guard should have heard that couldn't you stop looking like a mannequin for a second and do your damn job run these guards show up within 10 seconds what does the wiring trigger a lamp downstairs or something it didn't make a sound you're telling me you know spaghetti noodle had ass legs didn't get hurt and grim didn't get a concussion room saw the jump car stop and still ran into him [Music] you're right it is heading away from aetherium yeah i know uh what the the spear floats from one hand to the other here uh where did falius come from sonny should have seen him approaching you cannot tell anyone about this songs yes rhea there's songs now shut your mouth like he told you to you cannot did you really not see him approaching osivian didn't see the songs in his hand don't touch my cake why did you bring it to a prison those love touching cake this hiding songs behind their back thing is cute and all but aren't you at least a bit concerned about anyone coming to check while you're striking up a conversation here this late at night just pop it in the void pocket for how many bottles are on the floor you'd expect this man not to wake up completely energized oh now he's drunk off his ass potato where did you pull that out of most characters at least reach behind them to pull something out of their inventory yet this man just potato getting drunk at work it went from daytime to nighttime in a matter of minutes seriously it takes less than an hour in minecraft time to step down this mine that chest is unopenable and it's floating how and why are the rocks on fire mine's running dry my ass there's an ore galore down there that you little twinkies have in mind yet why does looking care about the stumbling alcoholic this is the most homoerotic clipping you'll see in this movie you are the most incompetent guard i have ever seen why is this dumb ass walking off the edge you see that pack over there what the cursed chest got a whole season of crops of our own ready for harvest says as we see crops that are not ready for harvest the animator said let's have abigail eat an apple it'll make her look like even more of an there's sugar cane growing in your house of course the hit ornament of the century the human skull why should i become the next cube one i swear i don't think that's how you mount a horse character gets distracted by an object of power cliche the voltarus clan will return will return they almost killed you god damn it lucan survives this you mean to tell me you've been carrying this rotten flesh magnet with you all the way here no wonder you got shower of arrows i don't think i need to run a dog rescue to explain how gross this is why are you harvesting unready crops why does this boomer have an entire cake in his room if his heart won't stop quickly enough that'll do the trick why doesn't the egg teleport here how hard does it have to drop excuse me abigail do you know about fire safety that rogue flame could cause the carpet to engulf your entire house and you're leaving it burned throughout the entire day now the fire is custom earlier in episode 3 it was just default fire foreshadowing except here we don't get to see the outcome what a dick try not to lose it again you lost it you jackass scrim just bumped into you jakar's knife goes behind his head despite the knife clearly not being thrown in that direction not bad kid how old are you again cooking be far away from the flame but way too close to the ground luka's puzzled expression here leaves me to believe he forgot he put the piece of meat on his sword you've gotta be the worst necromancer i've ever seen he isn't even wearing any necromancer apparel what were you trying to catch necromancers like yourself lucan reaches into the campfire to pick up a flaming branch my eyesight is bad you attacked me first how's that even relevant yes because necromancers cook their zombie slaves once done controlling them i was hoping to draw out the necromancers the skull's already doing the job adept you bastard you'd roasted my brothers on an open fire and then the entire forest caught on fire the torch's brightness didn't sound abruptly a ladder someplace despite there being no ladder in sight in the next shot why'd you stick a compass on your wall and why is it pointing upwards what is all this stuff hey dumbasses aren't the necromancer still looking for you what did they only send two troops nika's arms clipping through her bed although there's not really much you can do here concerning the fact that it's a bunch of cubes also her katanas just warped for being propped up against the wall at the entrance of her tree house it's now being right next to her bed you told him to stay the night and leave why are you so surprised where the hell was he hiding and how did you not see him look at him presumably hours to snatch the bow out of her chest yet nick is still shocked about him pulling it out at least the sword is clipping through sent's leg center for magnum rights being able to hold literally anything without it melting or bursting into flames you know for a world without any villagers the squidward knows golem looks completely out of place arsonist ahoy there's a stack of dynamite in an open area 50 cents for making every writer for this video want to bash their head into gravel rather than figure out how beacon transportation works solomon starts talking outside as his inner monologue transfers him into a cathedral i need you to safeguard a prime song is it infusing with the prime song a better option than to leave it to a drug dealer or do you have to die in order to take it out wouldn't the billion prime help thalius fight off the wall taurus he'd get saving wings wings nearly all of his life he's run a black market potion business without being discovered he says it's bright in the open for anyone to tear that business down sam and i can track the mother trail as fresh mr finch said that you were out all day it's evening by now at least there's no way in hell that their trail is still fresh instead of having the sword next to him luka lets any assassin sneak up grab his blade and stab him with it convenient sticking out branches convenient i get my pelina girls mixed up chad looking apparently back to my 10 feet to get a running start he was right next to the log the previous shot after clipping through the firewood looking's arm has become numb to the third degree burns you pinned him by the leg you know how easy it would be to wiggle out of that aren't you going to make sure he isn't getting back up no they call it the great war but few things about it were great you know world war one was called the great war not because it was beneficial to most but because it affected such a wide part of the world yeah it wasn't that great either your parents were both killed by the voltaires so that was a lie hurry up grim these animals are blowing your cover they barely even budged not on my horse you idiot well how the hell was he supposed to know i know we have cinder and wilson derp going forward but this appearance is some serious stalker level apparently they stole some dragon stone from aetherium wait you're discussing this now how is this not the first thing you brought up how the did they climb down the ravine this steep and thus began world war two don't worry your glowing little head about it that's racist grim now has telekinesis because his life just floats out of his hand here was this guy even trying to hit grim look how vertically he swung you telling me that the problems on this little staff here aren't sharp with an impact like that you think you would at least have a few bruises or broken ribs wait there's a song that creates a whirlwind around the caster what the for not a single reasonable thing would require a song like this besides how do you attack with this song the sword on the ground there almost gave me a heart attack because i thought the blade was only being held to the handle by a 1.1 pixel aka a metal rod although i am happy to say upon further investigation that is not in the background is just as dark as the pixels that are there but few songs were for making me think that the sword was an engineering disaster where were they heading you were right behind them just follow them you twink [Music] then why did they send so many if they expected jal car only are you an ardoni what do you think the entire world is named after dip considering how close lucan is standing next to lava his clothes would be on fire by now oh so now the o's don't glow make up your mind these creepers could just walk out any time they want cannibalism you up there he's below it you cannot run that fast and walk i will check for survivors but survivors it's on fire there are no survivors sen goes into the fire despite knowing there's danger and felicia's warning fell on deaf horniers so now the time door and scenario doesn't go jesus christ why did you stop running why did you look back how the hell have you not turned into crispy kentucky fried ordoni this voltarus was hiding you know instead of aiding his clan mates a horse has more combat skills than a humanoid crystal person sen take his weapon you abandoned valley's the sword flips through this vault horus but only pushes him back why not the voltarus attack valleys while he's distracted character monologues while everyone else does nothing cliche tigran had his weapon buried in the ground he could have finished him there vallius randomly puts his hand up to ask a question to tigran and that bastard never called on him mentor character dies cliche oh now you run you should have ran when the spear went through him my flint and steel appears to be broken hello knock off arnold schwarzenegger rookie what should i say wow i'm out of words you will watch helplessly as everything you fought for is destroyed and burned yes because lucan was protecting the forest the entire time i know in the game you click on wood with flint and steel to light around fire but he just hits the tree with a steel part what it would burn in contact with iron too imagine setting your axe on the shelf and then your cabin goes bust what kind of bullet time head ash is this also standing that close to fire euros would be as crispy as my neighbor's dog how did nika hit the back of this dude's head from such a high top of the head covered angle all of my information is up there why would you climb the burning tree you just push someone who can't swim into water you can dive into ow what's the claws what claws those look like hands to me i found the necrobase nika you were there you were there yeah so you're telling me that the leaves are solid one of them magnerites is on the edge of our town stirring up trouble with the local folk absolute menace i tell you a lot of them man this town reeks of the 1800s considering the fact that his insides are made of magma how the hell has the tree grass and his books not burnt yet also this smiling rock formation was stirring trouble it's difficult to find a place to catch up on my reading never mind the giant forest nearby this town full of noisy sounds nice the glass thrown here is nowhere to be seen in the following shots sure why is jail car trying to sneak around the far away enderman it teleported away from them he would have had at least a concussion from that fall sorry mate but i can't be slowed down anymore joe carr even when deactivated this weapon in its sparks this jump should have killed him give me the horse horserae radish horseradish wait i didn't mean to hurt you he tried to stab you you hot sauce blooded buffoon we have orders to deliver a message to fort zuka they actually said for both of us uh yep look at nice to nico's face in order to stay with no longer thanks for wasting my time again [Music] roll credits those same people used to worry about legends such as herobrine don't say his name what is he voldemort i have some gold you can borrow how the hell is that welcome to marshall's map shop we've got maps of ordonia for the price of 50 gold i thought you just said it was 200 gold for you and your friend it's 200. that's racist and also illegal merchants like to take advantage of young travelers sorry they what now also we went into this suit shop and yes in king-sized bed it turns out abigail wasn't the only person he was taking advantage of what a nice person shane we didn't even get your name chill out igneous you're 14. well it's good to see felden is willing to promote anyone with the right father and this is how trump made it into office you talk big for someone who's been to prison more times than claws on my hands so more than one nothing says here luken you're to accompany me in the attack after going into the necromancer hideout lucan has baffled about the idea of giving the outgoing soldiers a tour the place i don't think we can swim you think why are these ships under full sail at the dock also the force day on that ship's rigging is way too slack that chest seems to be empty considering how it flies through the air also this chest flips through what seems to be the rigging of the ship also also these ships aren't tied to the dock and i refuse to believe that they are being held to the dock by that single plank can you kill someone you don't smile when you ask a question like that dude how can you tell the difference between the bodies of different clans they're all grey who let this child into the council room we're not certain this tragedy was the work of the valtaris it may have been bandits they want with the prime songs considering how old this dude sounds his ears slash horns should be a lot further down than they currently are the stones we lit today did not signify the passage of elders concluding long life moment of silence for all the elders who died of old age that day i will do what i must to eliminate the voltares once and for all what you propose would bring our glance to war at this point that's your only option what input did the caltar source and rs clan masters put into this many years has it been since we last wielded the songs of war roll credits yeah just use an aggression song out the open why don't you yeah dick this is the last one sam a dog wouldn't give a about this they'd be grateful that there's any food at all center for killing jelcor after he killed sam you only get one though jail car was a pile of anyway jakar's body gets thanos snapped dirt hell why did that take so long igneous questions well they'll go next leaves the sun and starts thinking so armor exists in this world but everyone just refuses to wear it i am galius galius for namesake what happened an ender egg blew up right in front of you that's what happened why does nika feel the presence of the necrolord what because he's the cat standing that close to lava would incinerate you and your clothes the armies of felden have begun their war against the necromancers how does ghalius know all of this oh for sake nika there have even been reports that the first ender dragon has been hatched in over a hundred years again who the hell reported that so quickly i do not just make tools set as it will so clearly demonstrated by this blinged up farmer's stand our days of hiding in the shadows are at an end hey break it to you but you kind of blew you covered by killing hawking how the hell did those three get up there without being seen hold up the squirmock theme of altars just got knocked down by the aggro shot so how the hell did he just get behind the damn obsidian pillar just to get killed by the aggro shark this stick resistant chance of diamond blades apparently they call me death singer thanks for spelling that out for us was they who slaughtered my people and denied me the prime songs then again you blew your cover way too early when you are no longer there to stop me minus 15 cents for this amazing fight achillian survives this kick to the groin that probably sent them down about 60 blocks [Music] you

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Length: 20min 19sec (1219 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 19 2020