Everything Wrong With Rick And Morty - Season 5

[Music] were we blades in that one for the love of snipes how many times do i have to say it keep it singular there's only one blade also show never gives us the context for any of this if it does it in another episode fine i'll give back like 30 sins but for now i'm all horned up for the alternate gem dimension and the show keeps rolling over insisting it has a headache hello morty gets cell phone reception in space meanwhile i lose connection any time a nearby squirrel farts don't ask me how i know i just know okay painting your toenails on your bed with no towel or any kind of protection underneath yeah that's a great point the 3d holographic warning system however is operating at full capacity i'd appreciate the detail in this call screen except that your screen darkens when you have it next to your face so there's really no reason for it to be showing anyway look at all that work you did for nothing rick and morty do you feel ashamed come on come on this works oh you touched the ocean technically the ship is touching the ocean rick and morty are still in said ships so i don't see how the treaty we're about to find out about with mr nimitz has been broken kaboom you've been lawyered now face the wrath of your once and eternal foe mr nimbus sorry who is that my nemesis nimbus nemesis never named noted nor noticed until now noteworthy nemesis named nonstop normally this nimbus nimrod not nearly known enough for nemesis nomination i am mr nimbus he's gonna say that a lot i mean i would too if that was my name it's mr nimbus it's a lot better than namor uses magic ray to double the length of the table but has to use a cloth to clean up the wine spill sure why not said his nemesis rick has a nemesis rick and morty is clearly poking fun at shows that introduce some random pivotal character in a later season such as cousin oliver and the brady bunch or eli scruggs on desperate housewives but rick and morty is only so good at poking fun at these tropes because they're too guilty of using these tropes it's the classic comedy trope-a-dope and we ain't falling for it rick and morty summer is gonna dive into the marianas trench to recover the forbidden shell that gives him his power allowing your granddaughter to dive into the marianas trench to recover the forbidden shell that gives mr nemesis power without her parents explicit consent so time moves faster in there it's like a narnia thing i'm not a beaver who believes in jesus christ morty i think they call them bell beavers they're a distant cousin to the beliebers it's a long story also he didn't ask if you were a narnian just if it was like narnia in there i don't know man all that defensiveness probably means you want to believe in jesus or be a beaver it's probably the beaver thing mr nimbus is an ice-cold killer morty pretty sure morty already experienced the ice-cold killer sensation a few minutes ago when jerry and beth declared their love of porn to him police a strange horny ocean man is on my lawn horny cause he wears a speedo likes to moisturize moves sensually just cause he's sexy doesn't make him horny jerry project much fight flee jeez nimmus sums up the entirety of the human relationship cycle in five seconds i don't know whether to take a sin off for the intense but hilarious depth or sobbing the corner contemplating the mundanity of my existence in other words yeah it's a rick and morty episode leaving the recliner chair reclined patricide fine whatever terms term number one how does nimbus not hear this he's right across the table i accidentally had a video playing with similar noises across the table one time and now i'm disinvited from family thanksgiving also where is this camera exactly and did rick plant it and if rick did plant it why didn't he just grab the forbidden shell while he was down there i thought you already went i did i just just got a little busy why would you make up a lie that makes you look bad when the truth would make more sense and take the blame off of you yeah i got it but the adults wanted all of it bing bang boom time to suck face where is your wine boy richard i thirst he's getting it i'm not sure why rick thinks this because he didn't ask morty to get more wine what if it gets weird even just contemplating having sex with a fish guy already puts this in the weird category so you might as well just go all in at this point jerry the wine survives this centuries of this isn't every end a beginning stay back i don't want your stripped-down sundance sci-fi oh rick and morty how i have missed you take your sin back for just being you old friend can you believe he bought that retrieval easier than i can believe they've been running the simulation non-stop all these years just waiting on morty to return but sure yeah go for it make us slightly more wet title of my sex tape i just took some wine i said i was sorry what the [ __ ] is wrong with you people but it was morty's wine to take so why does he think that that's the issue here he realizes he's killed a lot of their people right uh it is morty though so i guess maybe he doesn't realize this frozen in time forever asleep in exactly how long has forever been again morty leaves one time and comes back a decade later but another time it seems millennia have passed if you think i'm not gonna send your inconsistent portal time passage rules just because you didn't officially establish any you have severely underestimated my willingness to stretch for a sin why did i clone myself genitals weird hoovy clone guy would be excellent at tv sins let me deus ex machina this let's go home i believe you mean deus ex ricona you're gonna try to be all excellent at tv sins and such at least throw a portmanteau in there to pretend to keep it fresh oh well that's cool why because it has a setting that disintegrates all clothing except the parts covering the genitals i'd go with convenient or prudish bruvenian did you think i would let you die alone richard ah pelvis x junk in a see that's how it's done yes time i had nothing but time but while rick wins is in pain at this nut shot i feel the need to point out that he's been standing here nonchalantly ignoring chunks of flesh out of his body either you feel pain or you don't rick you can't have it both ways you two are hungry yep good thing you made a fresh plate of i'm gonna say strained orange pulp mashed potatoes with amber food coloring a pile of sunny d slushy i'm not sure what it is but don't you try to pull off that vomitus mass's eggs you know better can i kill god summer took out an onslaught of underwater foes in the previous episode how would she not be useful when going to battle anyone ensure she's a clone so maybe that wasn't this summer but it's too early in this episode to know that sweetie don't get all worked up before your job interview job interview show doesn't resolve this i mean i know that's the point but you can almost hear the audible glee in the writers room when they're like let's introduce b-plot hanging threads so we can troll the audience with this ultimately meaningless episode and you know how much i hate threads and things that are hanging so jerry morty are shot side by side but in the overhead view they're now separated by a table and hey where did that juicy plate of not eggs go oh no they died this show has killed its main character so much that caring about them is like eating your eighth piece of pizza i mean you still like pizza and all but at that point you've eaten too much but also once you get to eight is nine really gonna make that much of a difference so you stuff it down like the meaningless hunk of matter it is and wonder if anything even means anything anymore hunt me hunt me somebody hug me if sweaty death wish here truly wanted to be hunted he'd be hiding in a bit more stealth what he should be saying is chase me chase me or kill me kill me i'm mr always wants to be hunted yes and how interesting did you think that would stay joe then proceeds to hunt itself for the next 20 some minutes making another self-referential dig which in turn makes my job even harder so ding it i shall golf well i don't see any stakes in them summary of the biggest issue with rick and morty at this point somehow makes it into the episode and by somehow i mean the writers intentionally put it there as a meta wink to self-defuse any criticism because they probably think it's not a bug it's a feature but in either case it is a sin so the new family we think is our family suddenly dies and i guess this is the part where i remember that it isn't a new season of rick and morty until we have a good old game of forsmith monty the only explanation is to how this green car missed the arrival of a spacecraft and the obliteration of the adjacent vehicle is distracted driving put your phones away people holy crap is morty call me by your naming at the age of 14 when the outside grows on the inside and then reaches back outside your plant addiction has gone too far how many lavender shirts does one person who only wears coral shirts need this armor somehow flattens the basketball hoop on the garage without a moving folding or pieces of it flying off and also leaves large sections of the roof and walls unprotected rick would suck at purge survival is all i'm saying decided it was maybe better as a kind of kinetic mislead for another special episode geez ricky moore you sew up its own ass with his fourth wall destruction then i swear an episode in season six will just be a static camera filming the actual actor's table read it will be so clever but then eat people yeah during this scene i thought oh interesting i'm eating popcorn too and then as each murder devolves into organs and viscous explosions my level of popcorn enjoyment began to wane this is a sin for me forgetting to never eat while watching this show i'm not looking at your ass public beaches summer you [ __ ] idiot calling your granddaughter an idiot while concurrently exposing your in her direction jerry come on family emergency a bigger emergency than my lemon square's not setting you mean those lemon squares that appear to be stacked nicely on top of each other indicating that they have indeed set pretty well all right we've seen enough of these decoy houses to ask the question are we really suggesting that all these decoys have been set up with not only identical houses but in identical neighborhoods and most importantly why do they all have the driveway crack from when the house was removed and replaced in season one i think you got the wrong house bro analysis mode password eight zero zero eight five kind of expected a funnier password i kind of expected a rick would have shot another rick in the head already in the time it took him to make that password boobs joke are the golden circles the decoys or the concentric circles and why is there no text on the map so we can point out inconsistencies this map is confusing and is hindering my ability to do my intended job of actually pointing out real sins instead of just making jokes or hindering my ability to make jokes instead of just pointing out real sins depending on who you listen to analysis mode eight zero zero eight five huh no but if these aren't this rick's decoys then why were they on this rick's terrible map analysis mode password eight equals sign equal sign capital d honestly the vertical bar number three works better in most fonts go ahead and throw in a few more equal signs while you're at it am i right fellas before you say anything they were already killing each other and you saw that through two walls also three spaceships a lava gun a house engulfed in flames and exactly zero nosy neighbors show doesn't know how to suburb correctly connery plays the spaniard but does nothing about his accent presume decoy rick would be excellent at cinemasins on tv sins i say we split up some of us take down squids while they're rescued agent b story is off the track simultaneously no thank you d d conversations why are we wearing these better question where did you get these they have an assortment of fabrics and foam to construct these costumes did they make a stop at the fabric store there's one conveniently why is jerry even holding an active bomb after the crash is it in any way in jerry's character to be aware of how to do something like this or even want to do it in the first place it's either accidentally convenient or out of character and cindy is hungry today so feast cine feast how exactly are these restraints containing the smiths they have room to breathe they have room to wriggle out the top of these things can't kill you yet the skin needs to be fresh so why peel the skin off at all if the skin is removed from its blood supply it'd likely start to die pretty quickly the peeled skin is already unfresh is what i'm saying also you can't simply banana someone and still leave the victim alive at least that's what jeremy told me come on there's a place we can go and despite knowing that all the clones sorry decoys would also be somewhat programmed to want to kill each other they do in fact go is this decoy missing his pickle rick doesn't appear that mr skin cut it off and you can't spell decoy without the d what about the squids the summers are going to explain that the squids were decoys who realized they were decoys and wanted to kill the other decoys and sure sure fine whatever but in a world of apparently countless decoys have none of them died before now to start this asimov cascade have you met jerry like 12 percent of jerry's die within the first year of existence i mean is that something anyone wants now the only way to prove i'm real and not him is to isis expository self-referential exposition the shield lowers and somehow this version of the family is battle charred and bruised which seems unlikely because their shield has been protecting them up until now and also in the previous shot they were completely normal i'll just point out once again that no one outside of the smith family seems to be interested in this insane activity happening all around them not one civilian passing cars straight animals police officer or really anyone is alarmed by what is happening in these streets you want to get in one more i told you so about synthetic life or whatever this week's theme is how are these mouths moving big bird's mouth moved because one of the puppeteer's arms was actually moving his head instead of big bird's other arm but clearly both arms are functioning here as rick gestures around so what moves the mouth i want to say technology i want to believe technology and i think it's just convenient animation because those heads are as hollow as a presidential promise rick survives this i think or decoy rick maybe survives whatever this is someone survives something that much i'm sure ha both jerry stop fighting to hug hunty mcpherson here one shot fatalities the entire smith family but only wounds rick for reasons and did you just believe me oh yeah i hear it now you should have hunted me what since the show apparently wants to sin itself i'll let rick handle it from here were you significant like like did we tee you up you want to be hunted god i have so many questions decoy decoys decoys decoy decoy decoys decoy decoy decoy decoy decoys decoys decoys decoys decoys [Music] decoys decoys the decoys he coil decoys decoys decoys decoys decoys decoy decoys decoy decoy decoy decoy decoys decoys decoys decoy decoy decoy say decoy again [ __ ] you this might be bold but i'm gonna have to remove a sin before we even start this dog here fishing for a t-shirt that says compliments only is a great visual gag look man game respects game however as the sin lords death giveth they equally doth taketh away there's absolutely no need to censor the word patty here hells yeah i [ __ ] love merch okay show when you say you love merch and you flaunt a shirt you sell it we have a new prometheus shirt we showed off in a video recently it's also available in our store whereas i scrolled through five pages of shirts to only discover that this shirt isn't even available you know though now that i really think about it they really did spare me a lot of horrible looks at the sunday buffet rush my acid rain will destroy all things green and natural but not the very natural skin of the diesel weasel or its very natural body parts in general those are immune for reasons there's only one solution for earth's pollution planet tina looks straight to camera as if she has a polar icecap's chance in hell of changing the lifestyle habits of an audience which is currently juggling their freehand from a reddit scroll an energy drink in their own personal yosemite shirt what the [ __ ] was that kidnapping also that was an obvious ripoff of captain planet and by your powers combined i will not have our childhood hero mocked go planeteers mother nature has enlisted the help of four young adults from each major ethnicity that's actually not racist but the way the show pokes fun of it might be great taylor murphy dumps me the day before his hella big pool party and my little brother's dating a phase four superhero um actually summer i think you'll find that planetary can't even be in phase four because she isn't even in the mcu cannon i mean she doesn't even appear just shoot me in the [ __ ] head until i die a comment that is very triggering while simultaneously meaningless after that [ __ ] decoy episode what in the name of sweet baby measures is going on with jerry's breakfast how does he expect to eat this soft-boiled egg if his toast isn't pre-cut into strips ready for dipping he can't afford to cut the toast now every second he wastes the gooey egg interior is slowly solidifying also the egg wasn't even cooked and why didn't he rescue the toast why is breakfast three planets are all ending in a delayed succession surely there must be a multitude of cataclysmic events be following a plethora of planets across the universe if rick really wanted to go on a doomed planet bar crawl isn't his ship fast enough to prevent their proximity to each other from being the limiting factor or failing this couldn't he use his oh i don't know portal gun if you don't want to help me i'll find my own goddamn way to the wildfire kids tina girl have you gained weight well i had a plant-based donut yesterday just a half sugar is worst thing for figure darling i don't know what's worse about this exchange the fact that tina's being fat shamed for eating a donut or that said donut was plant-based i'm going to send both just to be safe this is freaking you out huh no what's freaking me out is this phone fitting into that pocket so are you two dating asking this question to a kid with your grandparent over and i can't believe i'm going to say this don't look now but someone's giving you the big eye what in a sea of aliens with big eyes all staring at them on the party float you don't say ready right meet me at the car calling a ship a car one of these has to be hers where'd she go where'd the purses come from they left away seconds ago and returned with 50 bags were they having sex next to the lost and found room also why would a race of aliens bring their purses to an end of the world orgy and then abandon them at the bar money would be meaningless identification pointless and whatever other products you keep in your bag you kind of want to have them on your person right also also many of these purses are shoulder length and i'd think their sensitive elbow orifices would rub up on the bag and either overstimulate or chafe or both me why does this show make me think of these things how do you let someone permanently tattoo the wrong arrow directions on your body i mean you're literally wearing the reference on your chest so you know better idiots that pearl went away isn't it interesting how they can summon planet tina and whatever she is holding but can also force her to be dismissed without the item she holds this spell was obviously crafted by the dark lord that rules plots in the world of convenience this really must be the greatest party in the universe this guy's loving it so much he duplicated himself so he can enjoy it from 12 different perspectives neat he's a lost honey calling a woman honey i'm actually calling anyone honey you don't even know me kristen from denny's oh that's how you smoke marijuana i mean i of course knew that because i smoked the reefer all the time wow how about this weather sure is unseasonably warm tonight what is this mop made of that would allow it to break a storage shelf and obliterate a container what are morty's teeth made of that would allow him to instantly bite off a finger what are his lips made of that he could blast a firebolt out of his mouth without any singeing we've seen enough of these now that i really shouldn't be surprised by how quickly and remorselessly morty turns to murder and yet his phone keeps going to voicemail his phone has been ringing for a minute and 43 seconds before going to voicemail what sort of hell hole are they living in they should be relieved by their impending deaths also voicemail which one of you ordered a pizza no one ordered pizza what is this not ordering pizza is always a sin morty shows up in a murder pie hat and my question is did he swipe a hat from a local pizzeria with that name or did he stop at a hat embroidery store and have this whipped up for just such an occasion imagine either being so dumb or having so little regard for human life that you repeatedly machine gun your boss just because your intended target ran behind her i've never had a magical ring streaming air forced into my mouth before but let's say i had i truly believe my instinct would be to keep my mouth open rather than create an unimaginably tight seal around said ring i'm not a fan of gratuitous murder but this right here gets my seal of approval sorry i've been harboring that one for a while okay i'll stop now small consolation but this soon to be dead slart of arson would be great at tv sins not keeping your eyes on the road while driving through what appears to be an asteroid field that's right girlfriend this is what you're up against elbow hemorrhoids olecranon set up prolapsed titties on more gluts okay hitting your funny bone under any circumstances is agony but i can't begin to imagine how painful it would be to accidentally catch these l boobies on say the corner of a table you know what i have someone i could check with aidan a yes how much would that hurt it would suck yeah that sounds right thanks you're welcome weirdos then i put my sunglasses on and walked out like nothing happened what a romantic story about our son killing a room full of people i don't care if they were technically in self-defense morty just admitted to multiple murders while casually playing whatever the fork this board game is and no one cares and no jerry and beth that quip in those mildly withering stairs do not count as disapproval i only want to spend as much time as possible with your son my son is 14 miss i'm really glad that someone is finally addressing the underage elephant in the room but why is beth a the only person to realize that this is sick and wrong and b more outraged by this than all of the recently described boner-induced bloodlust there's only one solution whatever that solution is i'm fairly certain it lays somewhere on the spectrum after rhyming couplets but way before multiple homicides morty is crushed and runs away because planeteena's current body count is 25 higher than his competitive relationships like this are so toxic this gay sex with my dad is terrific paternal sodomy patotomy so der you know what there's just some places i will not dip my portmanteaus in now you're grossed out summer this is what's pushed you over the line not the incest not the l boobs not whatever the [ __ ] this was swimming through these bodies and kicking this gropy tentacle is what really took the biscuit for you this works so why the [ __ ] wasn't it plan a is genocide really a palatable price to pay for the sake of rick's party boner well let me just grab my phone here although both can be cloaca bearing this crew drawing is clearly a frog which is an amphibian not a reptile cap should have antenna caps no cap so beth is standing at the washing station washing this bloody body part which she then throws away she turns back to the water to wash the blood off her gloves but why wash your gloves at all when one you're just gonna throw them away and two you should be washing your hands okay but we've been here for hours i don't want to hang out at the stupid horse hospital kids what's this thing that's a breeding mount how are you communicating so clearly with someone who has departed the room entirely and if the walls are so thin how does beth not hear morty flip on the bang bang ba-doop-bop machine i can't believe i'm gonna ask this question but since we find out soon morty is going to [ __ ] the bojacker how exactly does he get his morty junior into it he's practically at eye level with the entry point drinking directly from the carton while on a lawn chair sitting on a slanted roof come on yeah because rolling a barrel a horse even from the street is much easier than backing up the station wagon to the garage reading from a great distance away you know that race of underground dwelling cannibal horse people that were always fighting yeah the chuds what about them you can't just take an acronym that has already situated itself in previous pop culture and make it your own and how would the acronym even work in this form cannibalistic horse underground dwellers it doesn't roll off the tongue in a meaningful or fun way kahud might be a terrible movie but it got here first oh so what the [ __ ] is up with the security at this horse hospital no one here finds out a kid is mounting the horse juicer why don't you trust labels all right fine i won't test it wait what since when does rick given to morty's hysterics or even trust labels goddamn your generation really picks random hills to die on zoomers can you give me a minute i'm trying to steer around the bodies of our neighbors that felt like gene knowing your neighbors by the sound their body makes when you run over them space sperm sperm from space is anything a stretch for the smith family they've seen countless unexplainable things up to this point so this new shenanigan should end in a casual shrug this is the greatest country on earth it is not don't blame me i'm just quoting jeff daniels hello hello sorry i'm late oh look a fumbling disheveled an awkward scientist cliche neat how do we deal with these or gaza goblins who's gonna tell the writers that sperm and orgasms are not synonymous just because he oomphs doesn't mean she zooms it's a fine suggestion but i doubt their leader will be a sexy queen that needs to be kickboxed sexy sperm queen foreshadowing says queen shadowing scream zigzag rick and morty survive this no you're getting dumber because that's a trebuchet i guess the show has time to discuss the difference between a trebuchet and a catapult but not concern itself about the giant hole in the aircraft right to the top just the way you like it except the water isn't to the top get this guy a nobel prize you became a woman today yeah that checks oh i'm so wrong about this guy he didn't even buy us any time well maybe run away instead of watching someone attempt to be both the six and the nine the stalling is really on you rick silence in the presence of me i am the sperm queen i don't even need to question this one title of my sex tape in fact a lot of dialogue could fall under many of my titles space sperm sperm from space damn they must be huge why would the sperm go to the grand canyon we'll use it as a placeholder and beat it later right to the top just the way you like it i know how to myself you need more than that dummy you need a horse hand job solo how did dan harmon get a hold of my stash i don't know whether to be ashamed or overjoyed why do you have the horse jerk off machine from my daughter's hospital it's kind of weird that rick knows for certain this breeding machine is the one in beth's workplace no oh but our stallion is already here i get that morty created all of them in the first place but do they really need morty to continue their race every spermable person could be eligible for this very disgusting highly sticky nightmare-inducing situation that i'm totally not signing up for a chance to experience myself what was it like fantastic asking your grandson how his sexual experience went sorry i just thought maybe i could have repeated sex with the horse machine without it becoming armageddon you and me both morty you and me both oh sh did i say that out loud what did you do i got out of your eye line the show man you can't beat me you didn't bring a woman that could kick box totally fair but also kickboxist my hands are tied form a perimeter protect that egg at all costs or and this might be crazy shoot the egg and destroy it you slept with my daughter i did oh [ __ ] i did tradestiality have you come to the kingdom of chuds for forgiveness um technically rick and morty were kidnapped to the kingdom of kahuds so they didn't come here willingly to do anything chads don't forgive humans chuds eat humans this is out there even for us it is not right i i love you too princess ponieta lying and why aren't they spraying it on the egg take three steps back amazing jonathan show proposes the idea that the president of the united states would know who the amazing jonathan is that's nancy reagan this [ __ ] i would say that none of this hopping from sperm to sperm should work but really we could just say that about the entirety of this show mom i promise to use condoms even when it's butt stuff okay we have a lot to talk about tonight waiting this long to talk to your kid about butt stuff always be honest sometimes it will hurt people sometimes it will help but always be honest sports illustrated kathy ireland is making a lot of sense i don't think we appreciated sports illustrated cathy island enough in her heyday and that's a hundred percent of sin a giant incest baby in space still makes more sense than 2001 i guess jerry can you watch the kids tonight oh uh no we can't watch the kids it's guys night not telling anyone else how to parent but why is beth even asking jerry to watch the kids summer's old enough to watch morty and they've left the home alone before in prior episodes i'm just saying this feels like a purely arbitrary way to get beth involved in some hell-raising activities later on in the show also this dartboard location are you sure that's where the grapes go morty because i feel like they'd feel more at home beside that [ __ ] fruit bowl that we've seen before for being in a ridiculous place in the living room and we will keep sinning until they [ __ ] remove it and they're all crowning i have to go show leaves the achieving the rare triple crown joke in the stable yeah most people would call that family you're so good you have to like it or you're sexist that's flatulist i'm not sure if this creature has a tongue peen or a mouth china but either way this penigina dentata is getting us in hey we're in luck gang they've got the entire smash mouth catalog smash mouth shaming what they had that song you know the one there was haying now and they couldn't get enough of their baby and and yeah they were putting your feet on your eating surface with shoes on is that classic snake boy that guy just keeps getting bigger commenting on bruce jetback snake dude this [ __ ] plays it close to the vest thinking running tap water will drown out the sound of you talking about someone in the next room [Music] also i just watched jurassic park on cable explaining your references you could be brilliant rick and morty but you're a coward black swan seriously though i'll freeze your amber so how exactly would that threat stop summer from touching which means rick is going to die because of you unless you you go offline this computes this computes oh yeah as much as this bueller's on for some time i'm surprised the title of this episode wasn't rickus mortler's rick day off morty why would a mailbox society live in buildings shaped like mailboxes if it were a letter or package society sure but do humans design houses that look like giant humans dogs maybe but not humans going postal summer morty and shut back survive this why is it that whenever the smiths bring some rando on one of these adventures said rando is never freaking the [ __ ] out shut back should be shut backing his pants right now or at the very least asking how the [ __ ] they're flying in space except i don't get pleasure from mocking others because i'm not lame uh no sin here just really great show being really great i mean i have to add a sin or cindy won't move on but we're totally not lame next what is that essence of hell how did they get this drink or these cups they didn't have any of this on them when they entered through the hell gate i'm not sure what's going on here but i am sure that morty needs more water intake looks like he's peeing orange juice i hope it's at least pulp free what the hell bruh thing i say every time there's more than three clasps to undo somehow makes it into the episode why would i like a change i'm the most powerful car in the universe what that means you don't have feelings actually yes it does it's a car i am a car not a robot wrong you're both a robot's simply a computer that can transport itself and do tasks which you can you could have said you aren't an android since that has more of a human connotation or you could have said you aren't a change former since that has more of a don't sue us i swear they aren't transformers connotation isn't a doorknob a virgin not mine what do you expect i mean she's my why i almost want to take a sin off for the show pointing out that borat isn't all that funny but then again this made me think of how unfunny borat is and that irritated me so jerry's the best talking about someone in the bathroom not realizing said someone is in the stalling near everything being said cliche also how did they not realize jerry was in the bathroom these two were outside when he said he had to go pee after a week rife with a fetter of sin i yearn for a taste of his cringe sitting episodes of the office casually dining while face peeled hell spawn are around this is gonna lose this place at least one of its michelin stars remember beth is just a cartoon remember beth is just a cartoon remember better also there's not nearly explanation enough for how rick has created these outfits is beth really bleeding did they stop at a costume store does rick really have a hole in his midsection now is he wearing a marlin a marlin there's no marlins in baseball i mean hell oh it's painful so i love it this pleasure equals pain equals pleasure diatribe goes on for all the some time i think the statute of sanitations is about up on sending rick and morty producing complex devices out of thin air like this arm cannon so in order not to let it slip by i'll just point out that something can't come from nothing something has to come from something and you can yell nano technology all you want and it still doesn't make it any less of a cheat zippers near genitals and yes i'm aware most pants already have this it was always a bad idea see cringe cannot exist in a vacuum it needs to be observed the tv sins motto somehow makes its way into this episode like what i did with the chip in her head is she gonna be okay summer is concerned about not allison hannigan but not the cindy and alien mailboxes she obliterated earlier could this be the end of mouse trapping me opposed i mean one can help but because of wiki fan pages and fan fiction i'm guessing not sorry i farted the rare fart joke bookends look when you bookend with back end i got to get some respect and by respect i mean sins the lasers seem awfully close to the large american flag what if there's a draft sure leave these cameras operational but shoot the others with utter snot makes total sense morty's laser cannon is aimed upward but by the time the beam takes out a bell and liberty it has managed to shift trajectory enough to cause me to send every possible person place or thing that was in the line of this plot shot also with weapons like that it almost makes you wonder why taking out any of the other decoy families or sperm monsters in previous episodes was a big deal at all it was a trojan horse morty never trust the french that's where i ceased once again all kinds of going down at smith's house and there are no nosy neighbors to be seen as anyone that works on this show lived in the suburbs there'd be like a watch party barbecue going on next door with at least 20 to 30 people in attendance there'd probably even be a bounce house rented to keep the kids occupied well happy thanksgiving to me celebrating yourself can't wait to see what a shimmer does to my prostate shimmering your prostate i don't even know what that means but certainly it's sinful synchronize digital exposition sync digital position coop not on thanksgiving how would she know who was calling coop does he have a specific vibration pattern for turkey time that little race car driver you got bacon in your belly what world you want him rearing up in parental predestination what happened to the clothes they were wearing did they meld into the skin of the turkey because when they get turned back into humans later they're no longer wearing the clothes yeah yeah it's cartoon blah blah blah but have you watched this channel before all due respect sir i know flesh when i see it those flesh covered robots should buy us some time but where did rick get the flesh you know what some things are okay to be left unsaid i'll still send it for lack of explanation but i'll be okay not knowing about rick's leatherface practices ship go stealth but only after flying directly overhead so we can clearly see where you are in relation to your mission and forget about asking how the ship escaped the bubble back home unnoticed we don't ask those kinds of obvious plot hole questions anymore huh turkey marines the president came to play but you knew this already right i mean you did the entire expositional plan thing and even showed fully armed marines who won't recognize me so why a shock let it be known that it cannot be an official episode of rick and morty until a questionable egg dish has been placed on their dining room table that's weird id chips for fincher and rodriguez are glitching yeah super weird that you've not been monitoring them the entire time you've turned men into turkeys people watch their vitals wearing heels on a lawn also wearing socks with heels on the lawn here comes dipsh right on schedule nothing can go wrong now aside from things immediately going wrong i'm curious how the original plan would have gone from here in order to be pardoned rick would have to be the selected turkey how does he plan to stand out how would he have ensured that he was going to be selected i know it's not sexual favors turkeys are notoriously selfish lovers hold your positions as a feeding friend blueberries have been available in this dish for any of the birds to eat at any point so why would their sudden presents on the ground initiate a food frenzy i hate to be morbid but if you use the angle of the gun barrels as a guide every bird in this pit should be dead now sir we are losing the mental game down here the mental game i think your bigger issue is that someone up the chain forgot to mention there were people inside turkeys in this chamber and that all machine guns should be turned off because bird stomachs are just filled with air so when you punch them whatever is inside just cannons outward super scientific does anyone find it suspicious that the laboratory now only has six turkafire thingamajigs they didn't know two of their own wouldn't be returning did they but why does this turkey look anything like the president when it's transformed the pill was simply a transmitter assigned to the president there was no mention of it being dna encoded and why would it be look at this dumb piece of [ __ ] earlier humans had no issue communicating with the marines in turkey form but now they can't understand the president sounds like a load of turkey to me so to be clear the president planned to straight up murder rick and morty for charring a little piece of the constitution and activating a war machine that he doesn't actually care about in the first place i know i know questions like this matter about as much as questioning fire under the ocean in a spongebob episode but still why is there fire under the ocean i thought we already rehumanized all the turkified marines forgetting fincher and rodriguez i am selling new york to france and giving all of the money to congress i want to sin the idea that these tactics would prove to be this simple but sadly i'm more inclined to believe they really are this simple that's right murmur and when you're done get me some pants perhaps the most confusing part of this episode is how rick managed to turn the president back into a human without a lab we skip over any transformation explanation entirely and you just know that wherever they went had something that would have worked for clothing but i guess if you have a you really just want it to swing around there is more bare ass in this episode than both boss baby movies combined also why does rick randomly have suits to fit the president there won't be a single bird left in dc something birds aren't real has been telling us the whole time i can't stop looking at these two this man's torso is longer than hers but her legs are longer than his and the circular footrests are down so low they both appear to either be very short or the stools aren't made correctly and wow his hair grew back quickly sir we've got rick and morty coming in what appears to be an unlicensed star wars adat or as the millennials say 1880. oh yes the is die hard a christmas movie argument for star wars fans except it's even more annoying pilgrims of the corn i wish to explode this works oh they love each other perplexing sure but even more confusing maybe the fact that the far superior race of aliens willingly returns to their secret chamber to re-enter some sort of cryogenic status so they can be called upon again at some point in the future by a civilization that they do not have to support kids singing in the car also somerset person that always holds their note after the song is clearly over to show off we get it cindy you know how notes work no way it can't be this one's just for the commenters that said that rick might have missed jerry being in the back seat in a previous video dude just spotted the glint of a gotron ferret out of the corner of his eye from a couple hundred thousand miles away so i think he could clock jerry sneaking into the trash saucer after he unlocked it chew on that commenters look no one said i wasn't petty it's not a gotron ferret morty it's the blue gotron ferret so a gotron ferret then that's how it all began to my sister it was just another game there will be a lot of morty and summer narration in this episode and yes in the end they make fun of the fact that there was so much narration in the episode so one might think that we would let that go but one is naive and will receive 20 dings is your sentence joe thinks it's all cute including snippets of actual episodes in the opening credits but now that we're here this section is redundant and therefore wasteful and therefore sinned mine smells skeleton smelling your boot not only is that way too much spaghetti and meatballs but how exactly did they serve themselves off that plate and leave it so undisturbed and if they got theirs from somewhere else why did they even make a serving plate at all the smith family doesn't know how to food correctly told you let's just get gene from next door and a homeless guy considering this episode decides to have some actual continuity by bringing the incest baby in space back i'd also like to note in that exact same episode rick runs over gene and therefore he would not be available for gotron activities get your asses into some anime spacesuits and despite not having been told where they are given any instructions they do rick's tube sucks the spaghetti off but doesn't spit any out yeah i heard it too where are we zip-lining through futuristic metallic tunnels to you're going to the center of a volcano incorrect the correct answer is you're zip-lining to a transport ship that will take you to the center of a volcano so close rick so close did i just monorail from my kitchen to hawaii just to regroup in outer space above my kitchen jerry and this show continue to be excellent at tv sins i swear the show tries to forgive its own sins so much it might as well be well organized religion guys we did our best they did not i i can't believe this is working neither can i summer and morty should either be passed out or vomiting profusely now after being swung around like that not to mention they're upside down when being fired wow it's so ridiculous that this group could pull all this off with no training that i'm surprised the show hasn't sent itself for it yet how do we just hit buttons we're too big to fail there it is holy sonny d look at that purple stuff what kind of circulatory system would be pushing that amount of fluid through it at that pressure even with a clean kill i'm simply not buying this amount of kai juice rick showing affection will never not be weird and will always be a sin i swear the only alien animation rule for this show is is there somewhere you can put a nipple or a nut sack then do it at nip sack animation all creatures large and small deserve vaguely sexual external appendages having spaghetti at a cookout hot head rick he got that name because he was prone to dramatic outbursts explaining nicknames that need zero explanation oh they got him not our problem turning a blind eye to murder gotron montage goat montage go trash the last time we saw morty's gotron ferret come out of the parking garage he didn't need to reach for a ticket he just left furthermore why does he even need a ticket are you saying at the end of the adventure he comes back to the parking garage and gets a ticket that he now needs to leave it and those go transform the the go-go tron these transformations make so little physical sense that it's clear this episode attended the michael bay school of transforming things let's just say we're the rightful owners of these ferrets then why were they scattered and buried across the universe yeah scattered and buried let's go with that we mean in a more general cultural sense overly emotive anime shaming are those boob bucks how do these three even know he missed out on going to disneyland for that matter how do they even know they have the right morty morty was supposed to be security i i stepped away all right that's a strange way of saying you were kidnapped dad you know that's not what i do around here no i'm not your dad i'm a version of him but how does he know that's not his summer how does he know that's the summer that is the rick's second in command and why do all the ricks dress differently and have different personality traits but all the jerry's beth mortys and summers are virtually the same i'm not sure how this show ever expects to be successful with this kind of shoddy logic work i mean look at me i'm easy to make happy which is why nobody gives a [ __ ] i am this statement is so depressingly true i'm giving a sin for it which makes me happy which means no one cares but as you guys recall and as a lot of people keep bringing up morty and i did accidentally create a giant incest baby only rick and morty could pull off a chekhov's giant incest baby ex machina through a full minute of exposition and still make me consider removing sins for it instead of adding them after further consideration i'm adding the sins anyway because we all have a part to play in this crazy world and my fate was decided long ago if this is a gotron from gotron's from gotrons do you know how far a trip it would be from these robotic appendages to the head no me either but that's not going to keep me from sitting how conveniently fast they got here say hello to my little me title of my sex tape but how did you get here where did you find him how do you still have your suits how did you know where rick would be who changes the america diaper if incest baby has to launch a missile from his rear port man when it's time to wrap up an episode rick and morty skips all the interesting stuff also this is an incest baby right do incest babies have better capabilities to float around in space without a suit this baby isn't a space vehicle or the last jedi's princess leia so what the heck is going on here ratatouille in your giant incest space baby without explicit consent episode does not contain a boob world episode expects us to believe that rick would help pack the car for a trip he's not even going on are you sure rick i know i know a cruise doesn't sound like an adventure on paper what a cruise only sounds like an adventure on paper all you can eat food the ocean views random encounters with mysterious strangers it's only once you're on board you realize you're trapped in a floating bacteria prison with half-cooked salmon the threat of death below in the rocking waves and a dude named rusty who can't quit telling you about how his 2001 ford 150 just crossed 300 000 miles morty i'm trying to stay humble right now rick for real ionic coaster deployed what does rick need an ionic coaster for when he has so much free space on that workbench right next to him garage ai is just showing off at this point approaching pause pregnancy in p minus j christ it's worth mentioning every once in a while that despite being here to sin it the show continues to find new ways to make me laugh so take your rick and morty gets a sin off because it's freaking hilarious cliche and let's move on how can a mind be hidden by itself inside itself the first question christopher nolan asked before starting every screenplay somehow makes its way into this episode suggestion don't go in right the ai is loose enough to offer fellatio for its own survival but still rigid about saying command words like suggestion before every sentence pick a lane shallow hal yeah yeah hop to a different timeline grab a version of my friend that suits me best that's not how this works and why not exactly did rick just place that iv in one movement with no tie off and without looking like i get that you can do something enough to be good at it but even the best phlebotomist wouldn't dane defend the main vein oh excellent i get to keep my clothes i thought for sure i'd have to be naked to go through something this artsy why does rick care about his clothes when is rick ever given he's naked or clothed if you looked up down to free ball in the dictionary it'd just be a picture of rick saying wubble up a dub dub now i got yolk balls title of my sex tape no wait that was now that's what i call yokeballs23 my bad you see an older version of him come through here talking out of just one side of your bosom seriously you've got two jabber jubblies use them both opening a porta potty without knocking first why was my ninth birthday party in a pine tree pine tree pizza is still at least 19 better than what they serve with chucky cheese so what's my deal am i sentient do i have free will who does covering the same ground is free guy i'm coming with now that i know my life is a lie wow you really are 35. 30-something shaming random convenient pants that fit perfectly are random and convenient and fit perfectly also chafing can we both die in here are we damaging our friend's brain i i don't know any of the rules welcome to the club the trick is just to pretend that none of it matters and that making meta jokes about it makes it all okay but we suck at that so here's five cents situation not looking ideal rick and bird person survive this also it's bad enough when human characters talk to themselves as a way to force some exposition but an ai construct what kind of a logic chip would have to be installed for a computer to start thinking out loud thinking to themselves is their whole gig i am rick's garage oh like a like a jarvis like like jarvis and iron man well that's a strange way to say what the [ __ ] this garage with a dying man hooked up to some sort of cyborg bird creature is talking to me also mcu nerds this is where you being this leads you're not my fault i'm yours this is all fun self therapy and all but rick isn't engaging with his younger self he's engaging with how not michael keaton's birdman remembers his younger self so why is argument if you die in your friend's brain you die in real life citation needed your life isn't real and i didn't save it take off all your clothes but why all of his clothes real rick already has pants on your values are wrong facebook this battle of blood ridge goes on for all the some time why would you not revisit this oh i don't know maybe uh the ending the dark knight rises okay you matter to me oh look the show that spent several seasons teaching me that rick has exactly zero moral compass and is a complete dick to almost everyone he meets in the service of humor is now asking me to have emotions about this the answer is no why the [ __ ] are you risking your life for that [ __ ] taking the wrong message from the lesson you don't get to tell anyone what's sad man you're like a one-man mount sadmore so i guess like a lincoln said mario i mean the statue of liberty was right there man everyone knows what a cloaca is do they it's not like there's ever been a company out there that based an entire t-shirt around one sorry but we do not get to choose the ones we love but we can't choose our friends and we can't choose our noses but we should never choose our friend's noses wait rick sanchez you're under arrest for making me spend two years in earth high school i bet this show would be really fun for people who could remember all the details of all the other tammy plots i've got the memory of a goldfish so all those call backs mean nothing to me actually goldfish have been proven to have better memories than we thought so maybe more like the memory of a dog or a bee or a what was i talking about again oh well make the noise thing change the number thing oh my god i'm a memory we just sat through all that stand up for nothing but in a world where you're aware of multiple universes and multiple use why would your first instinct be that you're a memory when you see another rick come crashing in okay listen everybody my name's rick and this is my new friend bird man and his friends we all just met at this festival and we're so high we formed a band oddly enough this is exactly how sugar ray was formed i'd like to point out that this clock still says 2 pm which it said when all this started and don't be claiming inception rules because discount ava had plenty of time to offer b-plot bjs to random passers-by while they were out and yes it could just be a dead clock battery but that's boring and also means i couldn't give this in pretending prisoners have servers they go around and dish out food to the prisoners does this look like a white-collar crime prison to you goodbye mr cookie president electing a cookie as a president why would you like anyone or anything that you know for a fact will eventually crumble also that's not a cookie that's a wafer and i will need you to kindly get out of here with that nonsense how does this universe work the camera is candy the mic is candy the gun silencer is candy and the lollipop appears to be a candy weapon of some sort so why would a gun or a sword be an actual weapon and not some other form of candy i'm not sure which is more convenient the morty somehow had thousands of gallons of water readily available to dump on a lava monster that he knew precisely where the lava monster would be or the portal gun itself i'll send all three son of a [ __ ] he marked it how is morty just now seeing this i assumed the portal gun had some sort of scientific woo-woo that would zippity zap a portal to life after activating the portal juice but apparently just falling onto skin activates a portal just fine we find out in a moment that the opposite side of morty's hand portal is not connected to a garbage dump but rather the leg of a stranger for this amount of garbage to pour through nick's thigh he must be buried in trash but he isn't hey how do you think i feel i had the ultimate stash hole and now i got a kid in my thigh first world problems good luck finding someone that can be told 80 000 times how replaceable they are anyone who has ever worked in a call center oh look a failed attempt at the humorous pull nondescript lever to do something incredibly specific cliche good thing it didn't land on gene because we know he's dead from that other episode this season and when we pointed it out before everyone agreed with us and no one called us out on it so i'm sure that won't happen here simultaneous crow snatching is severely questionable commence bird on a wire scene does not contain a goldie hawn or mel gibson also when did rick even train them for this he literally just caught them outside and brought them in here to begin pavloving them with the bird feed damn just i've always said my favorite jackie chan move is the one where the broom comes out of the portal in his hand classic chan convenient escape route through the only window on an otherwise windowless building is convenient damn it he must be showing the gun off to his stupid crows it's not fair kids also i like surprise gun hidey holes as much as the next person but this secret cabinet should have been easily spotted below the table based on how high it lifts not drinking enough water pee clear people morty is that what i think it is the perfectly convenient appearance of the very item you were looking for what is that nothing i find it odd that the gamewheel is the first thing the crows fixate on rather than the anti-crow graffiti all over the walls not now garbage goober get back in your hole rick is a dick to garbage goober our first adventure discounting the psychiatric hospital as an adventure that's not how extinguished and discarded cigarettes work i know we're not supposed to question how rick's magical scientific things do their bullsh but his arm goes a really long way and i just don't understand where the mechanical bits are stored when not in use pressing something to your face that is dirtier than a toilet seat you don't get it do you how you were able to secure a jet pack and how you've already mastered it in this short amount of time no no i do not i i thought we were both victims of rick's abuse thinking that mutual abuse means mutual friendship also how did nick track morty being portal buddies doesn't mean they're automatically portal tracking buddies does it how does any of this episode work morty survives this for getting to clasp your safety harness and sure he's missing a hand but he didn't even try to secure it with the functional one he has left lucky for me abandonment to my bread and butter if rick had the multi-gun attachment why didn't he lead with that when he first got on the ship you were supposed to die then maybe next time kill rick when you have the drop on him instead of tying him up so you can bondly exposit your plan [ __ ] humanoid crows i'll always be your grandpa morty i'm just kind of obsessed with crows now abandoning your grandson due to a crow fetish this would mean a lot more if i didn't already know there were more seasons left and they're not changing the theme of the show to simply morty or rick and crow rick will be back there will be a reset and none of this means anything this is a rick and two crows of lies i suppose one might think i'm about to remove a sin for this emotional scene of rick and morty breaking up but instead i'm removing one because i appreciate that this show has taught me to not give a [ __ ] about anything that happens in it shutting off emotions is healthy thank you rick and morty thank you watch sitcoms on your sneakers can you imagine the amount of neck problems that would exist if this became a reality did the chiropractor guild sponsor this segment [Music] show does not contain chapters 1 through 12. this owl does not exclaim loudly and angrily about dropping his cabbages oh come on you know this flower wasn't here a moment ago sure looks badass but we want to see this owl man bloodied and broken at the base of this pummel tunnel he's anti-heroic because he took out one of the hinch owls is luke an anti-hero every time he shoots a stormtrooper is bond an anti-hero every time he defenistrates some random blufeldian guard is uncle joey an anti-hero every time he insists someone cut something out also why is blue goblin group even running he's clearly on your side if you were gonna get out of there i don't think you needed to wait to suss out rick's anti-hero quotient good luck i've never had a thousand crows fly down my throat before but if i did i highly doubt i'd be able to say anything audible afterwards also wasting a thousand crows when a few grains of rice would have done the trick what that's an urban legend okay fine then wasting a thousand crows when a single alka seltzer would have done the trick what that's an urban legend too well i guess this is now a sin for any avian hating society that needs two distinct urban legends about how to make birds explode psychos what's the point here's two i count eight nine if you include the sword sure you only use two of them for your owl triss section but how is my four-year-old nephew supposed to learn to count correctly with this kind of confusing phrasing guy who screamed to run decided to stay and cheer hypocrite oh uh two crows you remember morty crows are not capable of hovering also these morty cameos and rick and two crows are forced and getting out of hand we get it you used to have this thing with your grandson on a different show but that's not what this show is about so let's focus okay episode does not contain a mr mole map paki-chan or bubrina the unrealistic body image witch okay maybe these humanoids have soft round skulls that squish like fruit when they roll on a table but that is just dumb evolution come on puss a fur was right there you've had a thousand adventures with these crows in 13 episodes this may be the last time you ever lay eyes on me i hope that's not true morty because you look like shh and this is not how i want to remember you the reason i choose not to attend high school reunion somehow makes its way into this episode setting aside that this isn't even how real crows sleep does rick strike you as the kind of person that would be down for this kind of crow habitation agreement while i appreciate the hilarious live laugh love art and the attention to the triad details my laughter is broken by the much more important fact that crows contain no teeth and have no need for items specially designed to brush them we immensely enjoy each other's bodies what oh no king shaming wearing clothes under clothes for that long wait that's it the long way to chapter 13 of rick and two crows ends after just five minutes who will avenge pussifer will mr mole map ever be saved from captain eagle eye's lair will the silver scurfer find a way to cure his dandruff in time ah i guess i'll have to go back to sitting rick and morty but that means a whole new intro to wade through i guess i could eat the yogurt in the fridge but what if the [Music] show requires watching rick and two crows chapter 13 to understand what happened between the end of last episode and now and why morty now appears as a middle-aged schlub geez guys why all the homework that seems like it's worth oh i don't know 21 sins sure i should be paying attention to the family's reunion conversation but why is the wall of watered down sherbert color who purposely paints their walls like this thank god this is the last episode of the season maybe by season six i'll forget this atrocious hue hi i'm citadel's new mascot andy because this place wouldn't be home without ricks and demorties except rick and morty never uses an ampersand it's always the full word and so i believe this is actually amper sandy who has somehow escaped the magic kitadel home to various pins and or tellers morty survives this working i'm almost ready to sell out so 27 year old morty gets close to fit but 40 year old morty was given a shirt size too small none of us wanted to see that discolored and distended mid-section of middle-aged morty but the second he reveals he's evil we're gone show then cuts to an overhead shot of the dinner table that includes a jello mold dish which is the first reveal that president morty is evil and i have a hard time believing either rick morty would miss this obvious clue tell me how one might bring down the central finite curve all right time to go morty i want to know what he's talking about me too i'm sure it will be a completely coherent story point that i won't need an advanced degree in physics a few days to rewatch old episodes and five hours of in-depth mining of the rick and morty fan wiki just to understand well that would never happen can you give me 10 more seconds literally ten because now it would be six nice attempt at being excellent in tv since rick but that took two seconds so technically you still got eight oh i'm fine with that make it two five like i said would have been a big help for you to tell me but i should have everything i need from you now if you were stalling to finish rick's brain scan then why did you bring up anything that would make him suspicious in the first place evil geniuses should be called evil morons check out season one episode nine rickheads excel seer ruining the hunt for the true rickheads who wanted to figure this out for themselves this is why we're with them this is why we're alive what the [ __ ] no idea man you're on your own with this i mean dadoy i'm basically inspector gadget i would have gone with inspector convenience but fine sending it either way who am i to judge how the writers decide to develop this fight but also why the [ __ ] isn't rick pulling out his big go-go gadget guns right now does he like it it's a metaphor for capitalism i think i've seen this before you created a being that gets off on you getting hurt and then transfers that energy back to you to use on others so basically it's fifty shades of vibrate yum that was close let me try that one again so basically it's fifty shades of black panther and white panther because together they are gray panther damn i should have quit when i was ahead tonight i do that thing i want to do with the curve thing title of my sex tape hopefully we can snack some untainted fluid at the source and get the [ __ ] out of here title of my sex tape this lazy [ __ ] the whole place is gonna blow no i don't trust you morty just watched a whole slew of rick and morty be devoured by their portals and he chooses not to trust rick right now rick's only consistency is his desire to survive but now morty decides to belabor things this two full minutes of silent backstory is pure cinematic awesomeness it's moody propulsive and informative without the usual clunkiness that comes along with having to do this much heavy expositional lifting take us on off for being true artists r m i mean r and m but also you knew when you did this that i couldn't help but sin two full minutes of confusing and pretentious exposition summed up as oh dead wife call me two-faced if you like but i prefer the term multi-faceted what is this tubey thing and is it always here would you have to drive over it to get to the garage will it pop a tire why is hoes casual murder in front of the neighbors is casual i feel a lot better having seen all that yeah so much sympathy and emotion now that i've seen him brutally and callously murder thousands of other ricks because how could rick not his wife died i am so moved they still got a way out they never thought of operation phoenix and me if i can't remember back two years ago as to what that is huh i can barely remember the plot lines of shows i watched last week i throw that stuff in my brain bin and destroy it with fire now you want me to recall it by raising it out of the ashes and bringing it back to life like some sort of um fire death reversi bird even if i did remember that episode i'd probably also remember that morty's were never part of the deal but i don't so i'll just send that this morty has no nipples i'm gonna be honest i don't have the slightest clue about what's going on here i think evil morty's breaking the curvy thingy that separates the genius rigs from the dumb ricks by launching himself towards a space anus fueled by the blood of rick and morty's who tried to use the operation phoenix call back while our rick and morty are trying to escape the resulting gravitational pull by using a unity metaphor drive booster as the citadel is flooded and poisoned by portal juice and eye patch morty finds himself in the quantum realm until he's needed by vindicator's end game i guess i'll just have to wait till the season premiere next season which i'm absolutely sure will clear everything up yay god why do you hate me when i love you so much i'm scared morty i can see the end cold i'm cold i'm so cold actually your father and i have been very sex positive lately we've been watching pornography hey man got a big box of porn for you is that mr nimmus nimbus i hear you can talk to fish right there sugarhoof i'm moving a little slow tonight i had a hot pocket for dinner you will be the one to end our pain to the pain decoy family you made more clones you're clones you're copies of people out here in the world what clones what copies what are you talking about my spinach pus saved them that's great good job very good watch it they're still hot what the [ __ ] you think you're doing down there you're making decoys you make a copy of a copy it's not quite as sharp as well the original we can work this out just stop trying to kill each other mistake you made was you killed my friend so i'm gonna kill each and every one of you and the only disappointment in it for me is that i only get to do it once you ever make a copy of a copy i like pizza i like it [Music] nice bieber wait who the [ __ ] is that i am the borg they're heading for vegas vegas baby vegas where's your costume this is my costume i'm a homicidal maniac we got a baby a science baby what the cute little pink bunny rabbit the langoliers don't don't even exist you just made them up storming your castle on my steve milady [Music] stop talking like that [Music] [Applause] this gay sex with my dad is terrific the line must be drawn here this far no further how are you doing that with your mouth collect the whole set last chance to pee on me if i had to i'd pee on any one of you i'd like to ask you a few questions we're touching rick's stuff summer he said no no uh-uh uh-uh please god damn it i hate this hacking crap low-life butt-based miss grant butt-face miscreant what if sydney killed casey and steve why would she do that maybe she had the hots for steve would kill them both of you're just moody you got stuck with the marlin fish give me that fish nerds roger roger what's our vector victor i'm here today at the uh on because the earth has been attacked my military advisers at the pentagram have managed to do the impossible i need your clothes your boots and your motorcycle wear three across the bed not a stitch of clothes on i made it to shell city and i beat the cyclops and i rode the hassle off and i brought that crown back whoa i think my life is like flashing in front of my eyes since when does this house care about alien lives we don't even watch british television from london you're going to the center of a volcano i immediately regret this decision [Music] sometimes enough is enough enough is enough we're offering to help each of your families complete their full goat trunk in exchange for some concession why do you have to talk to me like that all the time right i gotta know something meow meow meow meow meow meow meow in puerto rico when we picked up those two uh well i guess they were prostitutes but i don't remember pans oh [ __ ] you a wise man's life is based around [ __ ] you the united states of america is based on thank you [Applause] oh that's all at once and not instantly to be sure are you sure you don't want to come with us oh i wish i could but i don't want to excuse me did i pick that name i have so many names i am indeed down to clown i can make things out of clay and lay by the bay i just made why was my ninth birthday party in a pine tree what you were looking at are memories in this case pertaining to one individual hello hi good afternoon what i want you to think about what you've done kent and from now on stop playing with yourself it is god i need your clothes your boots and your motorcycle we lost germany we lost friends if we lose today we won't get the fart enough i know the pressure on you is enormous two minutes to drop candy citizens we are going to war i have crossed the horizon to find you that that's how we lost our cable guy well maybe i shouldn't have come at all jerk off stop those poor boys that's what they'll call us [Music] wait are you my father no but i stole your egg and mutated your brain wow somebody's been busy i did it because you hurt my feelings i learned it by watching you what yes log all kids love log starlight mission accepted what we can do is break his age in two places remove the middle and graft its ends back together that sounds really violent jerome never questioned my commitment again i took my mind off the pain by reminding myself that when i eventually did stand up i'd be exactly two inches closer to the stars hey you were supposed to be my left home how will i get out of here in certain times like these i think it's important for me to say my tiny little nipples went to france four stones four crates zero stones zero crates it's just as well i lied that second seat's a toilet and i'll see you in hell my brains are going into my feet and love gone forever

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Length: 69min 1sec (4141 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 05 2021