Everything Wrong With CinemaSins: Spider-Man: Across The Spider Verse

[Music] if you haven't seen the previous video in this series follow the link on your screen or click the link in the description or pin comment [Music] below everyone keeps telling me how my story is supposed to go nah I'mma do my own thing [Music] [Music] imagine thinking this movie has sins other than being incomplete 1 minute and 11 seconds of flow goes 1 minute and 11 seconds of zos do you know how long that is it's 1 minute and 11 seconds still shorter than the intro to your Guardians of the Galaxy 3 video Let's do things differently this time can we not that last movie ruled so can't we just keep all the good stuff like the music and the Funky animation and maybe just do less of the expositional character B his name is Miles Morales or maybe I could just go myself yeah you should considering you're the guy that begins almost every video complaining about Studio logos you have no right to complain about someone playing the hits you think you know the rest you don't well of course we [ __ ] don't and I never said I did you said I did that's like me saying you think you like rocks in your washing machine but you don't fam her line was literally a rebuttal to your previous sin where you thought you knew what she was going to say the Rocks aren't in your washing machine they're filling the void in your head in this line of work you always wind up a solo act don't hate on solo acts so quickly Gwen you can make more money all the pretzels in The Green Room are for you you and um did I mention the pretzels already that sentence was a grammatical Nightmare and who cares that much about pretzels I literally remove them from every bag of Munchies because they ruin the flow so I guess you chose violence today huh dumbass Birdman touch him again Ned Ned Ned you [ __ ] expect me to believe there's a universe where Ned I'm looking at porn leads is a bully shame on you you're aware Ned Leeds was the original hob guy Goblin right you're mistaking this character for the version in the MCU it's almost like you don't get the concept of the Multiverse and that variance of the same character can have different lives or something yeah you're telling me who the doesn't like pretzels naturally Gwen's father just happens to be the first cop on the scene for maximum I hate Spiderwoman for killing my daughter's best friend drama potential Cinema Sins sure does sound new to movies don't he suspects also known as this dispatcher mentions the vulture but fails to mention the most striking update that he also appears to be origami based think of it in terms of someone that isn't aware they're living in one Universe out of many they would simply assume it's another crazy scheme thought up by a Spider-Man woman villain this is a terrible place to hide your superp suit I know parents aren't supposed to Snoop but surprise kids they totally do and pro tip the drum kit is the first place they will look for drugs after no it's literally the first place they'll look considering most people don't own drums and therefore wouldn't even be aware that you could open them I very highly doubt this I mean what the hell does the average person know about instruments I played saxophone you probably didn't know there's a spit valve to blow out the spit that accumulates in the horn did you did you vulture screaming their name usually works I guess that worked this works she said it usually does though oh no what wasw plan if Oscar Spidey Zack didn't show up either she's just resigned herself to a new face or she knew a spidey XM was on the way I'm going to go with the first and then ask what's the problem if the first one were true then she would have lost the fight and that would be something that happens to spider people quite often in the comics she has a healing Factor she'll be all right we saved the multivers you left a hole wide enough for guys like him to randomly get shot into the wrong Dimension but if dealing with multiversal Shenanigans is your strike team's mo why didn't your guys deal with kingpins collider instead of leaving it to Gwen and Miles H was it because that movie didn't want to introduce you yet H but they did the first film showed Miguel at the very end he literally just said the problem was they left a hole so he only learned about it after the shenanigans in the first film dude you send that movie don't even get me started on Doctor Strange and a little nerd back on Earth 199999 turns out that if you add 199999 to 616 you completely break the internet's understanding of something I don't care about damn all that I'm giving you a sin for not acknowledging this movie correctly and rightfully [ __ ] on the MCU for their stupid insistence on calling the MCU Earth 616 that completely contradicts the concept of Earth 1 199999 because that designation made it that completely contradicts the concept of Earth 1 199999 because that I hate having to say Earth one 199999 it's it's such a mouthful that completely contradicts the concept of earth oh I I should have I shouldn't even wrote this I should have said something else damn all that I'm giving you sin for not acknowledging this movie correctly and rightfully [ __ ] on the MCU for their stupid insistence on calling the MCU Earth 616 that completely contradicts the concept of Earth 1 199999 because that designation made it a part of the larger Marvel Multiverse in our reality and confuses casuals for no reason he's got Hammer SP feeding I was told there would be no math this is why this movie is so baller these little pop-ups are straight out of the comic books where the writers and artists give context to a panel or even a definition such as this one for hammerspace these are things that should Garner sin removals but Cinema sin mistakenly believes they're funny so we got stupidity instead also an infinite pocket Dimension where you can store gadgets and weapons seems super useful and I look forward to seeing how our heroes utilize this technology to save the day there's no way this is Jem's first time coming across hammerspace he's most definitely watched Al Looney Tunes or Tom and Jerry cartoons so he's figing ignorance here on top of that he's assuming the heroes would have access to this ability even though the scene just showed Miguel's surprise reaction to vulture having this ability meaning he doesn't himself don't let him out he'll disrupt the cannon well that's rich coming from a Sony movie while I agree I don't count the animated films they actually include Spider-Man and The Genius behind the liveaction Sony movies thinks we want to see spider Spider-Man list Spider-Man movies seriously who the ask for Madam web definitely the idiots that think the first Venom movie was good I heard they also like corn on Pizza suspect is armed with what I'm I'm out of WB Gwen suffers from a case of the sudden inconveniences as she runs out of webs at the worst time possible even though this won't happen at any other point in the movie uh jar the worst time possible was when she was fighting a villain trying to kill her this is her dad with a gun I guess you forgot but she's a Spider-Man a guy with a gun is about as threatening as you are in the hood which is it hands in the air or get down on the ground believing that it's impossible to get down on the ground and have your hands in the air when a cop tells you to get on the ground they're telling you to lie face down so Gwyn is right these are contradictory commands you have the right to don't get any closer he pulls his gun on his daughter arresting her is one thing but he pulls a fuing weapon on her how do you come back from that dad from his perspective she's a fugitive wanted for the murder of Peter par Parker I don't care if she is his daughter he's a man of the law and she broke it you are arguing for him to not do his job simply because they're related and I don't like the idea of cops letting their relatives get away with crimes 20 minutes in and you're giving us more logos actually it's worse than that because these the same logos we've already seen can I please glitch Across the Universe where this isn't a thing going to cry I'm sure he's going to be here any minute Spider-Man movie has a Spider-Man that can never be on time for anything because they are always SP maning around the city cliche but that's a part of being a superhero is that when you try to do the Dual life thing one side suffers usually the real identity side this is why Bruce Wayne dates only fans models he doesn't have to commit okay if just count GLaDOS was really thinking with portals he'd realize that once he knows the location of the ATM he can create the entry portal wherever he wants as long as it exits inside the ATM he can make the portal outside have it appear inside the machine and then help himself or you know do this to aing bank but that's what the scene is trying to show show you that the spot is figuring out how his powers work and is currently testing them on an ATM dude how the hell have you gotten away with pretending you know anything about film for this long why do people say ATM machine miles would be the MVP player at acronym since I hate to rag on my guy miles but nobody says ATM machine that's a boomer colloquialism we currently call them simps okay let's do this one last time my name is Miles Morales don't make promises you can't keep moving I think it's silly to criticize a film for its running gag especially considering it's a Multiverse gag I mean how would you feel if I send you for the silly Prometheus School of running away from things gag or the Apple [ __ ] connotation that doesn't make any sense probably pretty silly and sad silly sad I guess so the Jeopardy this sin is for our world or any worlds no longer having the beautiful presence of one Mr Alex TRC but miles probably was still better than Ken Jenning no that's too easy a task I'm still sitting this wait am I to understand that when you sin the Harry Potter franchise you sin Richard Harris's death but you want me to believe you're this broken up over Alex tbec and you're sending this movie because Alex died in real life what does that have to do with across the spiderverse how is this not confusing we love you and accept I know this is a Daydream but where the F did that sofa go a moment of silence for Jeremy's last Brain Cell having an art book that doubles as a stalker book it's not stalking if it's mutual ah in a minute ah I wrote it all this one word that's cute right youth well at least you can make sense of his message took your ass three attempts to spell important so typos and attempting to fix your typos are sins now besides I don't blame him for turning off autocorrect that ship Ducks every being up I'm not your guy in the chair trying to make a popular turn of phrase from another Spider-Man movie work in your Spider-Man movie there are so manying Comics to adapt here why are we choosing to make these kind of call backs instead of adapting some fresh material because the books don't matter when miles and his dad were texting earlier it was 8:16 but the clock in this office now says 10:15 and I'm not buying that these three were willing to sit here for 2 hours no one loves a kid that much but you don't have to buy it that's what they're showing I don't get sins like these a film shows you something happening and you go this would never happen it's like but it did are you referring to reality do you think you're watching a movie about how things would happen in real life it's under control soon to be Captain Morales survives this what was effectively a supernatural water slide yeah I'm kind of in the middle of something then why did you pick up your phone because his wife called him listen man I know your eggplant is dry but not answering a call from your wife is how it stays dry you really don't remember what you did to me spot's mad at Miles forgetting something that he couldn't possibly have known in the first place and that is a thin premise for your multi-movie spanning big bad a look baby's first Spider-Man story you might as well complain about Spider Sense not always working I ran a test on this collider that brought a spider here from another dimension my spider made you Spider-Man spot continues to be mad at miles for that he had little to no control over it's not like the spider introduced itself and said oh hey miles some nerd brought me here from another dimension do you mind if I bite you instead of him no no no no no this is exposition and an instance of when Exposition is important to a film you only included this in the video because this is important to the plot not because you have an actual gripe with what is being depicted so we have to sit here listening to a wa for thin double sin I just don't want to lose them you know my mom lost me in a Best Buy once naturally I found my way to all the TV Skip and she should have left your ass there but still Skip and catch that hoes guy asking someone else to do your job for you I don't know if a being capable of dimensional travel is a job for the NYPD I mean they're tough but they ain't built for tough I think I kicked myself into myself just going to ding this on behalf of all the scientists and philosophers who are spinning so hard in their graves that they could become particle accelerators themselves at any minute we are doing that thing where the fiction part of Science Fiction seems to escape you again not a single bit of the past 8 minutes has been realistic but this is what sent you over the edge remind me what part of gaining spider abilities involves going invisible again wait why is everyone in this universe tiny I get that Lego pieces are tiny compared to us but why wouldn't they just be regular sized in their own Universe why wouldn't they be tiny it's the Multiverse isn't it meaning that this particular Lego world is just as likely as a humanized Lego world right even though we had our ups and downs does he have to do this as Spider-Man okay there's nothing explicitly saying who this cake is for but there are only so many congrats on your promotion parties happening in Brooklyn and I think he's leaving enough clues that this cake lady could have a convincing original story right here Bakers are like prostitutes no matter how specific you are they're very likely going to forget you because business is a booming quen is bold to drop in unannounced on a 15-year-old in his bedroom or maybe it was deliberate and she's a much bigger creep than we realized it's not stalking if it's mutual okay so there's this lady Jess drew the idea that they could hear each other enough to have a casual conversation while swinging high above a busy and loud city is all the [ __ ] spidermen have enhanced senses this is why when Peter got his powers he no longer needed glasses do you think that was limited to SES specifically a vampire good guy I'd pay good money to see that Sony still desperately trying to manufacture some Goodwill for morbius morbius is never going to be a thing stop trying to make morbius a thing what it was one of the movies of all time it made over one1 more billion dollars sitting in a position where all the blood flows to your head and you increase the chances of passing out and falling to your death every single Spider-Man prefers to hang upside down this is due to their physiology mutating to something similar to spiders who also have no problem being upside down for prolonged periods this is why you see this in nearly any media featuring the character in every other Universe Gwen Stacy Falls for Spider-Man and in every other Universe it doesn't end well every every this is one thing I wish Multiverse movies would stop pedaling it's the this event happens in every Universe no matter what nonsense whole point of multiverses is that every possible thing that could happen does happen somewhere did you or did you not question why Lego world wasn't the size of humans I swear every time you do a Multiverse movie you get even stupider which is an accomplishment good job oh no no no no don't do that Miles all right it's uh it's really delicate sorry no apology needed Gwen this [ __ ] just started pressing random buttons on an interdimensional stabilizing bracelet do like it was a fuing bit this is on him it's kind of also on her for not explaining the dangers of the object she just handed him I am hope I didn't ice your game man no one my age says those words in that order mom yeah Mom what the kids really say is man ice hope I game you didn't i o that misunderstanding of miles's words were almost as bad as Rio's attempt to be hip he's saying out of the infinite words in the English language his generation does not put those specific ones together you have to promise to take care of that little boy for me make sure he never forgets where he came from and he never doubts that he is loved how could any of us possibly doubt that when the movie has spent the first billion minutes of its trillion minute runtime beating us to death with family woes all this movie has been about so far is feelings and parents and feelings and parents and feelings and parents and this is a fatal failure to understand this movie's message the reason they've been beating you over the head with this concept is to hit home the reason miles goes against his Canon event despite all evidence showing him why he shouldn't it's almost like movies show you things for a reason and why check off's gun is a thing miles just leaves his jacket shirt and shoes on these random Fire escapes and how is that practical I don't know but at least they got the flag right this random guy standing in the dark with a dog and a camera ready to snap a picture in case Spider-Man happens to show up this man thinks anyone after Gen X walks outside without their phones Gwen spidey sense or gwenny gurgle doesn't detect miles sneaking up behind her I mean it's hard to send something that hasn't been fully explained but see that stops me this would suggest that Gwynn's Spider Sense goes off anytime miles is near her and as we have evidence it doesn't why exactly should it go off right now also gwenny gurgle all right this is going to work or vaporize me and everything in this building being okay with these odds can't be worse than potentially igniting the atmosphere and look how that turned out did you go see your little friend what no miles I mean are you kidding me right now wait Jess knew this was a possibility if she knew this was miles's universe and that Gwen has a history with him and that Miles up the Multiverse why send Gwen and put Temptation in her way we'll find out there are hundreds if not thousands of spider people to choose from there's no way she's the only option here this is what happens when you don't allow the scene to fully play you come to the wrong conclusions a little later in the scene Jessica implies that Miguel is unaware of Gwyn being sent on this particular Mission and the overall implication is that Gwyn requested this Mission specifically if Miguel finds out I let you come don't tell Miguel he'll kick me out and what if he sends me home and this is where the British stole all of our stuff the British saying what the movie says and still sending the film for it really got to come up with a cliche for that it's English for we got along great and we're close friends saying something is English for but then the explanation that comes after the four is also in English you could have just gone with the British again considering they do this [ __ ] all the damn time they'll say some [ __ ] [Music] like and then expect normal people to understand all my name is OB OB BR I was bitten by you sound like you're an amalgamation of every British stereotype ever as long as that stereotype means you're from London sinning hobar Brownington the first that's worth these many sins I believe in teams aren't you in a band I don't believe in consistency yeah but if you consistently don't believe in consistency then that means you're being consistent about something right considering the fact he's in a band that means he isn't consistently consistent about not believing in consistency besides I'm pretty sure you can do something and not actually believe in it just ask Evangelical preachers why are they all holding on to the same bit of string when single-handedly webbed a falling helicopter and you're all about to do the same to an entire building this is the best plan you had to stop spot a dick a it was half a Building B it took two spider-men to do it and C they failed to hold up that building sure it looks cool but do you really have time for posing when an entire building is falling on hundreds of people isn't it interesting when people forget the purpose of art I think if you are a person that talks about art professionally When You Reach This level of jaded you should probably hang it up it's not that they're posing it's simply that they're doing a spider dive and they all have different takes on it what would you like them to do all be head first well then you've understood why they're diving this way because it looks cool which is the point of a stylish film you answer yourself so many times you make me want to rip my hair out what the what the hell was that uh sorry bro I was messing around with the rock don't worry about it let me take care of that of course the one bus that's in danger just happens to be carrying Petra's girlfriend because the Multiverse really does seem to be designed to torture spider people specifically it's almost like Jeremy completely missed the point about Canon evince which is you know the entire conflict within the film how are you even cooler under your mask I know right it's so annoying you almost want to tell Hobie to get get out hey hey movie chooses to go partial who frame Roger Rabbit instead of full on who frame Roger Rabbit you never go partial who frame Roger Rabbit well you'll end up with cool world and no oneing wants that sinning cool world that's worth these many tits I mean uh these many sins and you weren't supposed to save him that's why Gwen tried to stop you bullsh she stopped him as much as I tried to stop myself from eating an entire party-sized bag of got chips by myself last night and every night h on you get a divorce or something that's dark and we don't do dark here on everything wrong with Cinema Sins we do dark adjacent we break enough Cannon save enough captains and we could lose everything living in a world where enduring all the trauma is a must for it to survive this movie hates Spider-Man it's not this movie it's a Spider-Man Trope Spider-Man goes through traumatic events that teach him lessons it was in his very first book in this world with great power there must also come great responsibility spot does it having your world changing death coming at the hands of a villain is lame as spot that's the spot okay and I mean Peter Parker's Cannon event was a no-name Dude Killing Uncle Ben at least miles has got a name also didn't Miles already have this life-changing event when he lost his uncle in the previous film why should miles have to suffer through more than one heartbreaking relative death that's up do you only have one relative or something that's dark and we don't do dark here on everything wrong with cin drop what you're doing and stop spider man I your miles Miles Morales yeah this confusion is on you [ __ ] what did you expect saying stop Spider-Man would get you for them to recognize he was talking about miles you know because Miles Morales is Spider-Man Also let's get this out of the way miles should not be able to escape he just shouldn't I wouldn't like his odds against five spider people let alone the 500 or possibly even 5,000 that are chasing him here well there were contributing factors that helped out a lot he had a decent Head Start benefited from extreme confus is himself just as agile or better than everyone here it's very similar to how if you give the same exact car you're driving a head start you won't be able to catch them and the Spiderman paused their attack because they underestimated him there's nowhere to run my bad everybody there was somewhere to run you'd have to ignore all that to come to the conclusion you came to I've got you trapped in my well-defined musculature so don't even B Miles triggers this wris thing to expl slow despite it being right next to his head like he knew for certain it wouldn't kill him and all the spider people on him those are the Scarlet spiders web cartridges why would Ben wear something on his risk that was capable of killing himself if it malfunctioned and are you forgetting about Spider Sense the spider that gave you your powers wasn't from your dimension Miguel's gadgets can detect and predict canid events but couldn't warn him about this huge spider in the wrong Dimension anomaly what part of this task force was formed after miles got his abilities are you not understanding it's the after part isn't it there's a world out there with no Spider-Man to protect them because it been you instead and this is Miles fault how exactly furthermore if that's the case does that mean if miles wasn't bit his father wouldn't become a captain and die how does miles change into Spider-Man have anything to do with how successfully his father moves up the corporate ladder I guess you forgot you sin the first film but miles being bit by that spider is his fault remember he was trying to get kicked out of visions and in doing so he was assigned an essay he decided to not write that essay and go see his uncle which led to a series of events that culminated in him being bitten it's not his fault the spider was there but his actions caused him to become Spider-Man that being the case becoming a Spider-Man means a spider totem is in your universe and I probably just lost half the audience at this point also if there are all these Spider-Man and women just hanging out here aren't there an insane amount of Worlds currently without a Spider-Man how is that helpful it's a hub Jeremy they can freely go back and forth from their world to this location Jesus they're not always here my dude you talked about this you knew yep Gwen knew Peter knew Miguel knew J knew everyone knows which makes it so [ __ ] weird that despite everyone knowing that miles will things up no one prevents him getting bit by the spider no one stops Gwen visiting him no one stops him saving inspector Singh and you couldn't keep him locked up for a few days there have been so many opportunities to shut this kid down that maybe the Multiverse wants him to succeed what the [ __ ] are you talking about how could Gwen or Peter have prevented him getting bit by the spider this movie clearly shows you Gwyn and Peter were brought into the fold after their first encounter with miles do you think they can time travel do you think they went the whole first movie knowing this information based on a relationship that spans literally seconds Margo decides to say you Multiverse and sends miles on his way home that's one of those cultural things that would of course fly over your head rewind back to the first meeting and absorb the context of these two characters in particular having their Spider Sense activate upon meeting each other now back to the scene under contention that's a black American woman hesitating to imprison a black American man who's fighting for something he believes in if you know you know and if you don't you'll complain in my comment section no Miguel seems pretty pissed here but can't his wristband thingy just take him to the dimension that miles is in I mean he knows exactly where he's going to go right okay he ends up in the wrong Dimension because of the spider that bit him but Miguel doesn't know that and even then that means there are only two multiverses he could possibly be in but New York is a huge Place once he assumed miles went to Earth 1610b and Then followed him there it would theoretically take some time before realizing miles was in the wrong universe so the best option would be to prevent him from even leaving you're arguing for a more difficult task I told you you let him get away I can't help you yeah but that was about spot and not miles furthermore if Miguel needed spot to get to full power and kill Captain Morales for the univers is to stay in order then why were they trying to stop spot in the first place were they trying to stop the spot or were they just tracking him where's the the bad guy you were supposed to monit he just stepped out for a moment dude look he's just some villain of the week don't let him have it Mom I beat them all you did not you ran away like a little spider coward no that's not how that works the game was tag and he got away that's winning and what did Dominic tetto tell us about that it don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile winning is winning [Music] Miles Morales is shut up [ __ ] oh [Applause] [Music] [Music] my he

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Length: 27min 33sec (1653 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 20 2023