Everything Wrong With CinemaSins: Infinity War | For Real, This Time

foreign [Music] [Music] this logo takes up 34 seconds for one goddamn Studio it's 35 seconds of logos okay and this is the first of many attempts to avoid saying exactly what I said in the parody video it's actually quite hilarious to see the effect I had on your video so here's five preemptive sins for being [ __ ] Thanos supposedly kills half of a people he encounters so is this half of what was left of Asgard because it looks like a whole lot more half of a hell of a lot is still a hell of a lot and the asgardians escaped in Escape pods this was revealed in those 34 thickens of little goose and the Russo Brothers confirmed this the Tesseract or your brother's head this 2 hour and 30 minute incomplete movie where Thanos locates all the Infinity Stones is only necessary so that Thanos can snap half the universe's population to death just so he can be lazy whoa incomplete I know it's called The Avengers but this movie is thanos's film he is the main character and he gets a complete Arc fulfilling his goal and winning in the end this is exactly the story from the comic infinite city which I highly recommend to anyone that isn't a drooling babbling idiot that thinks the books don't matter we don't have the treasure out it was destroyed on us God the Thor doesn't send Loki down into Odin's trophy room at the end of Thor the third does the Tesseract survive it and Float around in space into stano's Quest and when he realizes he can't possess the space down thus the snap only produce impotent Sparks at that point it's a hypothetical I grant but I'm sending it anyway well I'm sinning you're hypothetical because if Thor doesn't send Loki to play certainer's head into the Eternal Flame Asgard doesn't get destroyed damn did you not pay attention to that scene and if Loki doesn't Swiper the Tesseract certer almost assuredly would have destroyed the space Stone the stones are not Invincible we have a hawk why does Hulk hold back during the battle while Thanos destroys the Asgardian ship until the end when Loki says we have a Hulk what the [ __ ] was he doing before then this Thanos destroys Hulk with only one stone in his glove later with many stones in the glove his punch will be held by super angry Captain America after going toe-to-toe with Iron Man On Titan for a good bit and the power distribution slash comparisons in the MCU have never felt more squirrely than in this movie this scene was meant to show you just how powerful Thanos is and to set the tone for the rest of the film for people who like you don't know [ __ ] about Thanos mentioning the stones in his glove means nothing as he never uses the Power Stone vs Hulk and all he did was stick his hand out versus cap while again never using any of the stones the fight with Iron Man required the usage of the stones because a Tony sometimes fights at long range and because B the bleeding edge armor is bad ass and extremely powerful just who the [ __ ] is this guy ebony ma one of the members of the black order a group of aliens that serve Thanos which usually consists of black dwarf Proxima midnight corvus glaive and supergiant who strangely isn't in this movie oh no Loki's gonna die again like in Thor the Dark World which definitely means he's probably not dead and even if he is I'm sending it anyway because that Dark World scene did not get sinned enough you patting this income bro I think you're patting the same count in previous movies we were told Hulk and banner have different memories so how does Banner remember the Hulk alone knows even if that were true when Thanos boarded the Asgardian ship it's implied that Banner was transforming during the Carnage so he would definitely remember Thanos especially after waking up in the sanctum Santorum stairs Tony Stark famous Avengers running around Central Park and nobody's bothering him this guy is more famous than any president or celebrity in history it's New York man I can just imagine some pot-bellied construction worker going Tony Stark never heard of her Tony Stark do normal people see this well I know New Yorkers are up on their Avengers knowledge I'm not quite so sure they've been informed about the masters of the Mystic Arts again it's New York man my old lady got a bigger portal than that two weeks ago Vision turned off his transponder he's offline okay if he had a [ __ ] transponder and knew it he wouldn't have waited until two weeks ago to turn it off so this is some [ __ ] [ __ ] here but why just because you said so if it were three months ago you'd have said the exact same thing you patting this income bro Captain I fell out hard we're not speaking terms really what was that letter cap sent you at the end of Civil War then he specifically said if you need me I'll be there yeah that's not speaking terms he's specifically stating that if you need me to help save the world then I'll be there captain Iron Man don't interact in this movie Once the alien ship causes Peter's spidey sense to go off and homecoming didn't give us any indication spidey sense even existed and now this movie is just thrusting it on me like well almost like they forgot it was a thing and are only now implementing it what does the scene even mean penis Parker now has the ability to know what's going on miles away I need you to cause a distraction we're all gonna die Ned you are a treasure [ __ ] mad man none of the classmates on the bus see Peter do this but plenty of other drivers and passengers on this bridge do and in the age of smartphones and dash cams and government surveillance this transition was definitely seen and captured on film and Peter's cover is blown forever yes because seeing a white kid with brown hair from behind who then puts on a mask means we all know who Spider-Man is sure Jeremy what's the matter with you kids you've never seen a spaceship before yeah sure they've seen a spaceship and it usually means bad things you know you wanted to send Stanley you're trying to be as a bser when you're standing over there and you're standing over there and I don't know which way is up bring me the stone dude a minute ago you were making metal fly with a flick of your wrist why do you even need the futuristic space ax dude to do this for you literally in this scene you see that ebony ma can be overpowered and the combination of Spider-Man Wong strange and Tony would have probably beaten or killed ma if not for the intervention of black dwarf Bruce's Hulk transformation troubles become an impotence metaphor Hawk tile dysfunction and does that mean when he's successful it's like he's a huge green boner Jeremy says green boner I realize that Nanobots are legit real world science to a degree but Tony suit is applying it in ways that make it utterly unbelievable there are literally people performing magic in this scene and nanotechnology something you admit has a real world basis is the one thing that's unbelievable unlock 17A thank God Stark had pre-designed and built and voice program for deployment a spaceworthy iron Spider-Man suit in the I'm guessing a few months since Spider-Man homecoming okay so there was a joke I made in my Blade Runner 2049 remastered video that went over a lot of people's heads but it went something like normally I would ask if you'd watch the previous movie but I see that you send that movie so the answer is obviously no because in this case you send Spider-Man homecoming but totally missed the scene at the end of the film that showed Tony had already built the iron spider suit and this film is set two years after homecoming not a few months well this is 100 definitely not a reaction to CinemaSins complaining about text place names and movies being used when they're unnecessary this is 100 definitely not a reaction to CinemaSins complaining about text place names and movies being used when they are necessary and there we have it folks CinemaSins just admitted they watch my videos also this is another one of those attempts to not say exactly what I said in my parody video you notice they didn't do another one of these for Scotland nowhere or vormir exactly of all the Retro references to make Groot is playing Defender what a [ __ ] infuriating video game why is he even playing ancient Earth games anyway aren't there modern alien games to download from the nebula if it wasn't obvious to those of you without a brain nearly everything related to Guardians is retro on purpose their leader is basically stuck in the 80s you dipstick at Thor is convenient and illogical but I do love Fig Newtons convenient I'm pretty sure the Guardians were responding to a distress call from the ass Guardians that's an awfully rude way to greet people you don't know I once woke up in this room and this dude tried to do all this gnarly to me with these strange tools and I was like who the hell are you and he said I'm your [ __ ] dentist [ __ ] yeah but your dentist isn't someone that you don't know so this entire line was irrelevant and a waste of everyone's time Thanos retrieves another Stone he'll be too powerful to stop he already is how exactly did they expect to stop Thanos who doesn't even need Infinity Stones to be powerful but already has two of them plus Thanos needs Gamora to get the Soul Stone keeping Gamora away from Thanos is strategy 101 but because there's no time they hastily conjure up some no ass plants you couldn't be more wrong if you tried the plan is to keep him from the other infinity gems the morons were to go to nowhere and acquire the reality gym from The Collector while Thor heads to Netherland to get a Thanos killing weapon no one even knows Gamora knows where the soul gem is yet so what the [ __ ] are you talking about also they went from kind of maybe flirty to kissy face Hotel buddies and deeply in love entirely off screen I mean what the hell do you want a [ __ ] Rocky Montage of vision and Wanda Falling in Love love we already got that in Civil War and if you ever read a damned comic you'd see this coming from a mile away look this is the [ __ ] MCU I refuse to believe anything is an accident and I'm losing sleep trying to unravel the meaning of we will deep fry your Kebab is it a promise a threat a guarantee a cipher key the sign is taking up way more screen space than Wanda's face it has to mean something are you [ __ ] serious you know what I guess this is my fault cinemasins's writers are trying their damnness to avoid anything I said and while it's hilarious it's also a little sad I guess all those boys that said a small Channel with only 30 000 Subs couldn't take on one with 8 million were completely and utterly wrong USA U S A how the [ __ ] did that alien assassin sneak up on an Android without being heard or seen or sensed you think Androids can sense people and corvus glaive is basically a space Ninja audience Applause break don't you mean hot Ryu ex machina you were supposed to say that word for word I can't help but to laugh at how Jeremy has attempted to enunciate his laugh because I made fun of it son you really laugh like this [Laughter] see damn near no difference these henchmen failed to get the stone they were sent after and they peace out to save their own skin and I'm pretty sure even they know that Thanos values the stones over his henchmen so what the [ __ ] are these minions thinking bailing out like this pretty sure they're thinking to live to fight another day I mean they don't actually return to Thanos they buy their time and collect the outriders to fight in the battle of wakanda stay close check in don't take any chances you just wanted time you know to figure out the whole having sex with a synthetic vibranium body thing it's a lot tougher than you'd think you sure about that she's a woman and women kind of already use synthetic body things what's wrong the fact that Thanos would ever have stopped on his kill quest for even a moment because of a cute kid is a big pill to swallow that's because you don't really know anything about Thanos if this movie succeeds at anything it's fleshing out Thanos and showing you he's not just another CGI movie monster but an actual character with an amazing amount of depth I mean he's right up there with Ledger's Joker if not better you're quite the fighter Gamora she asked a question that's it she's displayed zero fighter characteristics I'd have thought that with this particular movie you wouldn't try to manipulate a scene for a sin considering everyone in their mother has seen this film but Cinema Sins got a cinema sin this is the scene where Thanos sees that she's a fighter choose a side of God one side is a revelation this half genocide scene illustrates a curious character detail in Guardians of the Galaxy when they told us Gamora was the only Survivor it's very likely that the people who made gamora's rap sheet are simply wrong however if you notice this why is it in your Guardians 2 video that you assumed Gamora can't hold on to Drax because she isn't that strong even though it says right here that she has cybernetic enhancements thought I forgot about that [ __ ] didn't you movie characters think that a promise will be a bond if they swear on a loved one but of course it doesn't work that way cliche in other words natiri here asks Andy Dwyer to keep an uncapable promise I realize she has a hate boner of justice but God damn Jeremy says hate boner you knew I come I counted on him so he assumed that the guardian ship would get the distress signal from the Statesman they'd follow it they just so happen to run into Thor he'd tell them about the reality Stone and that she would agree to come here this is [ __ ] impossibly brilliant he didn't even tell Thor he'd be coming here he just told his minions to get the two stones on Earth and meet him at Titan I'm seriously running out of phlegm we later learned that this is all a ruse for the guardians but why does Thanos know that they're coming and if he knew this why doesn't he just kill everyone I know you all love this movie but this is pretty stupid why did Drax and mantis go back to normal when Thanos leaves the stone Powers aren't proximity based but somehow the damage he did was only temporary seriously they survived this I mean why doesn't he just kill them this is a hologram of Ross whose physical body is in a completely different room somewhere in the country and yet he's able to walk around this room like he's physically in this one is he in a replica room with a virtual reality display and if so there should be a camera somewhere in here tracking his eye movements so he can face the right way when he's talking to people right oh come on how the heck does this projection work the movie is just not interested in explaining literally anything where's the fight [ __ ] Bucky with a white wolf has arrested long enough [ __ ] Bucky the hell is a spray stuff Tony's using here to seal the breach in the ship's hole Nano magic can convenience It's Magic whiz and it's cheesing me off it's mechanical sealant this [ __ ] exists in real life way to introduce a new character in the movie in the 19th film of a franchise and completely kill him off in an hour I mean there's five villains in this film did you seriously expect all of them to survive and what kind of complaint is this anyway Ronan the accuser's dead Iron Monger is dead hella is dead and Loki only took so long to die because of the fangirls don't do this Farm here ultimately sisterly love is what causes her to give up the location of the Soul Stone and therefore the fate of the entire universe she begged her boyfriend to kill her rather than let Thanos win yep beat you to this one too why would you tell him everyone in this movie just gives Thanos what he wants because they're trying to save one person the whole goddamn universe is that Stacy dicks being any more than one stupid eyeball but you're handing him a fake eyeball so he still only has one stupid eyeball right what the [ __ ] some random computerized alien eyeball has a connection Port that matches Thor's flesh-based eye socket connection port and also this one how is that obviously androidian eyeball going to work for a Norse god so this is the second Marvel movie to waste Peter Dinklage actually the first the other one was a fox film and I wouldn't say waste he was awesome in this role and he killed everyone let me do some math here 300 dwarves were here one is left carry the nine multiplied by pi r squared that's 99.67 of the dwarf population which means he must have let 299 other dwarves on some other Hammer building station lift you're making the mistake of thinking Thanos wipes out half of a particular species when what he actually wants is to have all life dispassionately this means that a certain species can go extinct but it also means that another species can go completely untouched in theory it could even summon the bifrost because why not Thor's gonna have to get to earth faster than a ship can take them somehow so bacon the bifrost into this baby and we're set Stormbreaker in the comics actually can open portals to other dimensions for fast travel the movie tied this to the bifrost to associated with something the audience is already familiar with stone Demands a Sacrifice why does the Soul Stone require so many more parameters to acquire it than any other Stone it's like the original creators of the stones themselves said okay if you're powerful enough to hold the other five gems well let you change reality move across space at will increase your strength and harness the most powerful energy in the universe go into the past and future and access other people's minds but when it comes to controlling all life in the universe that's where we draw the line but this is [ __ ] the Tesseract basically evaporated anyone that touched it The Ether warped reality so it was damn near unfindable the time Stone was guarded by the masters of the Mystic Arts and the Sorcerer Supreme and the Power Stone was being held by the celestials anyway this is probably a call back to the gems originally in the comics being called The Soul Gems I feel like the sacrifice of Gomorrah would have played a lot better if Thanos had been given his own proper origin film this is thanos's film how you haven't realized that and claimed to be a channel that's all about film is just laughable this death is sad Until you realize that a the time Stone will end up figuring into her coming back to life anyway and B that despite all the problems since the firing of James Gunn Guardians of the Galaxy 3 was ready to go into production after this movie I'm willing to bet it isn't the time Stone but Ant-Man that reverses all of this that's me Can you buzz me and some things just one line about how Thanos or something with the stones tells him exactly where each one is would be [ __ ] terrific it didn't help him at all with the Soul Stone he needed Gamora to tell him that so why the Precision knowledge with the others this isn't Thanos leading this attack it's Proxima midnight in corvus glaive remember they attempted to take the Mind Stone from Vision already they've been tracking Vision this entire time these ships hit the Earth at massive speed I don't understand why they don't do to the planet with meteors that large would do because they aren't traveling anywhere near the speed meteors actually travel which can be anywhere between 25 to 160 000 miles per hour that's a minimum of 32 times the speed of sound to hold it open that's suicide so it was facing Thanos without that ax okay dude you [ __ ] had a Magical Hammer made by this guy at this place and your sister smashed it like it was chocolate I take offense to the idea that an Ax from here could defeat Thanos and the fact that it nearly does here's the problem hella was worthy the fact is that she was the original owner of mjolnir couple that with the fact that she was just extremely powerful and this isn't as far-fetched as you're attempting to make it theoretically mjolnir could have nearly beaten Thanos as well Stormbreaker and mjolnir are made from uru a metallic material that is essentially immune to magic or energy projections good just what I wanted to see in this giant Marvel movie swarms of easily killable CGI monster clones these guys are outriders some of the most powerful minions in Marvel easily killable are not the words you want to be using here especially considering the overpowered Captain America Black Panther and the Hulkbuster armor they went to the trouble of showing him getting a wakanda made vibranium arm and in battle all we really see him do is fire a machine gun don't you need two arms to shoot this kind of gun in order to keep the aliens from going around and flanking them they open the [ __ ] Shield barrier directly in front of them and honestly it's one of the most baffling military decisions on film since Denzel started firing on friendly tanks and courage Under Fire because it clearly makes more sense to keep the fighting in front of them where they can easily contain the situation opposed to letting the outriders completely surround them when they clearly don't have the numbers to combat that you remind me of flat earthers who think it's possible to guard every inch of the supposed ice wall I love how they both leap in here punching like they somehow know these aren't aliens with poison skin or acid blood there are frogs here on Earth that have poison skin well black panther is wearing a vibranium suit and cap is using vibranium gauntlets so I think they I if Thor can withstand the energy of a star then what can kill him the energy of a star because it very nearly does kill him and if puberty group didn't fix the ax it very well may have audience Applause break I told you he wouldn't remove this in here I I told you how the [ __ ] did Thor know where to go once he got his new ax why'd he go to Earth instead of Titan called it how the [ __ ] does Thor know where the fighting is and why go to wakanda instead of Titan and when we faced Extinction I offered a solution genocide but random dispassion is fair to rich and poor alike you know what would be awesome since the death snap doesn't discriminate if it killed Thanos too imagine Thanos actually deciding for the greater good that he could even die with such a snap but guess what you don't have the balls for that Thanos believes that it is his responsibility to see this through to the end how would he know if his plan worked if he also died and all six stones I could simply Snap My Fingers they would all cease to exist why though why a snap and not an okay sign or salute or a middle finger because the snap of the fingers signifies something that is simple and quick do you do an okay sign or a salute when you say the words like that think about it don't let him close his fist what he can't use the stones if he doesn't close his fist since [ __ ] wind moving every single scene in this film where Thanos is using the gauntlet he's closing his fist pay attention that punch somehow doesn't kill Peter superhuman strength durability a protective suit made by Tony Stark mantis has thrown several hundred feet away from Thanos Spidey reacts to this and apparently can jump said amount of feet before mantis lands superhuman agility speed Spider Sense perfect equilibrium I know we like him and she loves him but honestly kill his ass and destroy the stone you idiots the universe is at stake I agree but the line is the universe is at stake you dicks okay notice you've copied my beard good thing there's no one to fight for a few seconds so we can have a humorous exchange About Hair [ __ ] dicks ah there's the dicks Dick's mocking up blurred vision ex machina I'm just saying they're basically the same video so Iron Man's Shield can apparently withstand that get to know him it's not like these stones are the most powerful [ __ ] objects in the universe or anything yeah this is the bleeding edge armor this armor is serious [Music] cap that's him wait what was that one more time better than anyone you could never if we're about to see a reenactment of Spike Lee's old boy here I'd only like to see one specific scene Jeremy wants to see a father have sex with his daughter no I'm not joking the Soul Stone is the only one to demand to sacrifice so you'll understand its power but the Mind stone is the largest one and takes up the leader position of all the stones in the glove well it kind of makes sense when you think about the mind or brain being the thing that controls everything in your body not to mention you need a strong mind to control all the abilities of the other gems at once honestly should anything be able to defeat that glove right now let alone a new ax that we only just learned about no no no you just learned about Stormbreaker for those of us who actually read the comics we weren't surprised in the slightest sure this version is a little different but this ax has incredible Feats and remember it's nearly impervious to energy projection we now interrupt this Avengers movie to bring you a special presentation of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows starring Josh Brolin as Dumbledore God damn it the dumbled mort got me when I was trying to build this whole video without removing a sin part of the movie where the snap of death plays a game who's going to live and who's gonna die and apparently it takes its time picking and choosing because all the dramatically relevant deaths wait for each other so we can see them all rather than happening at the same time but they are happening at relatively the same time again this is for the benefit of the audience it's a [ __ ] movie not a documentary while it's distressing to see your favorite characters wasting away don't you just know they're all going to be back yeah but it doesn't take away the sting of seeing Spider-Man die like that though and hell we don't even know if everyone is coming back or if the survivors Will Survive the next film geez did Thanos move out into kamazatz or whatever the [ __ ] that was in a wrinkle in time you know what that means Chris Pine is going to complete the Chris quad facta in Avengers 4. as if right on cue Jeremy makes a pop culture ref are you mocking me are you mocking me stop it you just didn't do it again she's trying to copy hey guys thanks for watching this video it was a long time coming while I have your attention though there's this petition floating around that one of you beautiful bastards created that has the intention of getting me an audition for Blade Runner Black Lotus sign that [ __ ] bye foreign

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Length: 24min 24sec (1464 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 12 2018