EVERYONE LITERALLY CRYING Over Joe Wilkinson's INSANE Poem!! | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

I was targeted by an inflated feely Acker who tricked me into putting like clear bags down my like different I can't talk about it he's challenged meets important clear bags down here inflate them if you can figure that out how to do it and take photos and email them to me then I'll give you $300 I thought it was smart because I put these like clear plastic bags I went down to the petrol station I use like a pump pump them up so I had these huge legs and then I just did it for like weeks because I he kept challenging me like man those pictures get off on balloons and he still follows my like career and he still reaches out everyone silent this is gonna be fast my palms about so very important to me it's about how come it's okay to name you Willy but it's not okay to name the fellas Willy next year at the urinals so my poems called hanging about in a train station toilet named in people's penises Oh commuter on your way to work I'm gonna call yours captain Birdseye because it looks like he's wearing a polo neck and winking at me welcome I just named your penis hello train driver who's just nipped in for a piss I'm gonna call yours missus fernsby my old geography things yeah because you're small and wrinkly and have a birthmark down the side of your shaft you're welcome I just named your anus [Laughter] hello please oh please officer [Laughter] how long police officer who's just been sent to the toilets because they've had reports of someone named [Laughter] [Applause] God arrest me for naming strangest you can I didn't know that oh great now an electronically talent again you you

Channel: Channel 4

Views: 8,894,202

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Id: YstBl9xzz34

Length: 4min 23sec (263 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 24 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/snarksneeze]

It's mostly Joe who can't stop laughing really. I have to stop watching these first thing in the morning when I have absolutely no sense of humor.

[u/TrivialAntics]

I didn't really find it as funny as they did. Good idea, pretty boring execution.

[u/bryguy894]

Well I laughed, so... there.

[u/Babydontcomeback]

TIL about a damn funny show 8 out of 10 Cats...

[u/HeyZuesHChrist]

I guess you had to be there.

[u/R7F]

The girl seems like she's fake laughing.

Also this isn't really that funny.

[u/pearbobber]

The intro to the poem is the joke.

[u/telpetin]

Is watching strangers' willies a thing cos i got some catching up to do

[u/Iamonreddit]

ITT: A whole lot of people not familiar with Cats Does Countdown.

This shit is gold!