Sean Lock In a Nightclub: "Daddy's Going Dancing! 😉" | 8 Out of 10 Cats | All Brit

worst thing about nightclubs slags notes worst thing no there's never enough of them never enough slags   i don't know what you're not complaining about  you'd never get laid if there wasn't slags i think it's that they make you feel old i  mean i yeah like 10 years ago i'd have gone   in and i looked around to see if there was any  you know nice looking girls to have a chat to   now i'll go in and i look around  to see if there's anywhere to sit   the music's so loud that you're shouting  and then suddenly in some of the songs   there's just a silent bit and then you end up  going i've never killed since just really loud   i mean i work tonight for two years and one of  the weird things is when i've had guys come right   up to me they say i'm serious a guy come up to  me and this is the worst one it's when they go   are you that [ __ ] terry christian and you just  don't know what the right answer is there yes i am yes i am that [ __ ] terry christian would  be the correct answer oh there's like the   backhanded compliment that is like i thought that  you're gonna be so fat and ugly but you're not   well you're a lot prettier than i thought  you were gonna be i get that a lot   you're so pretty you don't  look pretty on the television   but actually you're beautiful the skin is so  soft sean can i hold you i mean they cradle me is it mums mums who go um clubbing with their  daughters and they're like everyone thinks   for sisters you're like no we really don't i  don't like it you're not going to take pets in and i said i just i just want to stand by the  dance floor with a dog like that and a pint also there's no crash often my partner works nights and what am i  supposed to stay in i should be able to take   the kids to a crash go there's some crisps  there's some lemonade daddy's going dancing okay so worst thing about nightclubs the  drinks are a bit dear that's the right answer yes the worst thing about nightclubs  is expensive drinks i always go to   nightclubs to get off my tits which  is what they say to me get off my tits top thing brits won't sacrifice despite the credit  crunch is it um like just crap from ikea that   you don't need you've gone in to buy like a billy  bookcase but you come out with like a lime holder tea lights i just want these 200 t lights i  might need to power a runway is it crazy straws   how crazy are you talking sean i'm talking mental  straws straws when you start sucking it's a wick   before you taste anything it goes over there it  goes into a different burra for a bit and it comes y'all would back teach cause uh big t  is a big deal to people over here man   you walk in the house first thing they do is offer   you some tea if you have a stroke and  you seem to be coming back from it i mean you could have just had an  abortion your husband could have left you   the first thing they will offer you is some  tea yeah so i just think people won't do   without no tea over here yeah well you're  not a million miles away with tea coffee   you

Channel: Banijay Comedy

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Length: 4min 0sec (240 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 26 2022