- Greeting to room! - [All] Greeting! - Question about the quality of your d- - Dismissive response. Question regarding whether the group has seen the latest episode of an extremely popular TV show. - Enthusiastic affirmative answer! - Veiled statement concerning
shocking plot point. - Request to change conversation topic. Explanation of failure to
watch aforementioned TV show. Statement of desire to avoid spoilers. - Annoyed suggestion
to leave conversation. - Stubborn refusal. - Expression of anger
at shocking plot point and solemn vow to
discontinue viewing franchise that I will surely break. - Brag about correct prediction
of trivial plot point, ignoring lengthy list of
incorrectly guessed plot points. - Gentle reminder to avoid spoilers. - Disappointed statement
about the technical aspects of the show. - [Men] Eye roll. - Hot gossip about the
main actor's private life. - Lengthy explanation of
elaborate online fan theory. - Declaration that online fan theory is superior to actual episode. - Exasperated plea to avoid spoilers. - Assurance that the following statement will not be a spoiler. Spoiler. - Frustrated groan. - Disparaging statement
favoring original book over TV series. - Internal realization
that I might have slept through major plot point. - Misquoted line from TV show. (laughter) - Laughter, laughter. - Properly quoted line. - Speculation about possible sequels based on extremely long internet forum. - Pretending to understand. - Clarifying question that
reveals a huge spoiler. - Enraged demand to avoid spoilers. - Frustration of continued
presence in the room. - Reminder of ownership
of current location. - Mumbled defensive gibberish. - Greeting roommate! And friends of roommate. - [All] Unenthused response. - Attempt to engage in conversation even though I'm not the target
demographic of this show. Mispronunciation of main character's name. - [All] Awkward moment. - Joke that only hardcore
fans would understand. (laughter) - [All] Laughter. - Delayed forced laughter. - [All] Awkward moment. - Awkward exit. - Request to watch next episode together to avoid spoilers? - [All] Insincere agreement. (upbeat music) - Statement of gratitude
to you, the viewer for watching this sket- - Okay, we get it. The sketch is over, man. All right? Special thanks to Purple for
making this sketch possible. - Yeah, check out purple.com/jk to get your own Purple
Mattress that you can lounge on while binge watching shows on Netflix. - A Purple Mattress
proabably would have fixed the Game of Thrones finale. - Natalie, no spoilers! - Purple Mattress, it sleeps cool and cradles your pressure point. - No spoilers! - Just the one point. Not all of the points. - Stop with the spoilers!
