(glass smashes)
(quirky music) - Unbelievable. Johnny, get in here! - (sighs) What's up, Dad? - I don't know, you tell me. - (sighs) I'm sorry. - Yeah, you better be.
- I'll get rid of the body. - Yeah well, wait what?
- Hm? Huh? Nothin', what are you talking about? - Is something dead? - No, not to my knowledge. - What body do you have to get rid of?! - Is everything okay?
- No, everything is not okay. - Oh, boy, man, I knew
you'd find out eventually. Look Dad, the black market
isn't inherently evil-- - What? Are you buying things on the black market? - No.
- Okay, good. - I'm a seller.
- Nice. - Thanks.
- What is happening right now? I just wanted to know who threw
a baseball into the window! - Oh, that was me, Dad, I'm really sorry. - It's okay, Abby, I've kind of moved on to something else right now. It's just a window, sweetie. - Are you saying window or widow? - Window.
- Oh, that wasn't me. - You threw a baseball into a widow?! - It was an accident! I was just trying to scare her. - When did my children become sociopaths? - We've always been sociopaths,
you just don't listen. - Oh Johnny, I. Oh snaps! Err, dearest Johnathon, would you join me for a private conversation
about our mutual friend? - But of course, my friend of many years who is very trustworthy, let us depart. - No-no, no one leaves this
room until we figure this out. Abby, you will find that widow you hit and make sure she's okay. - She is not.
- Then you will help her! Sam, I forbid you from using the internet. - (scoffs) What about the dark web? - I don't know what that
is, but the name alone tells me it's a hard no.
- You're the lamest! You're the lamest guy
I've met in my whole life! - And Johnny, you and Billy
will wait outside for me until I've collected myself
and then the two of you will take me to what I pray is
just the body of a dead cat. - Yeah, I can get you a dead cat. - No, not what I said. Leave the shovel! (Billy sighs)
- Do you know any cats? - Hey Phil, listen, my son
said that he accidentally threw a baseball through your window,
I'll pay for the damages. - Don't even worry about it, Doug. - Well great, thanks. Hey, listen, while I'm still here, word on the street is that someone in this household can get
ahold of a certain... product? - Go home, Doug.
- It's medicinal. - Goodbye.
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