(lullaby) (wind whooshes) - Time to fall asleep. (chimes ring) - What the... Who are you? - Oh, I'm the Sandman, I've
come to put you to sleep. - I was asleep. - No, you don't go to sleep
until I put you to sleep. - You woke me up. - Impossible, that would
mean you were sleeping. (lullaby) (snaps) - Hey - Now sleep.
- Ah! Why are you throwing dust in my eyes? - It's sand.
- Is that better? - Well they don't call me Dustman, although I do like the way that sounds. - Please leave. - But you've always needed
me to put you to sleep. - You watch me sleep? - I don't watch you while
you sleep, I'm not creepy. I just sprinkle sand in your eyes and then we spoon for a little bit. - That's gonna keep me up at night. - That's why I'm here. (lullaby) Stop that! (grunts) - Oh ho ho ho! - You keep falling asleep
before I work my magic. - Which means I don't need you. - Oh, I see, well in that
case, surprise sleep. - Ah! My eyes! - Getting sleepy?
- They're burning! - Would more sand help? (spits) - What do I have to do to get rid of you? - Just let me put you to sleep, but maybe stand in the
corner so you don't doze off. Wait, are you wearing pants? Are they your SpongeBob pants? - You know I wear SpongeBob pajamas? - I tried them on once. (chuckles) - I knew I didn't bring 'em to the beach. - Up, up, up. I'm gonna use the good stuff,
best sand I got, Bahamas. (whipping) Confound it, ah! (horn blares) (mumbles) A mother's love... - What is happening to you? You keep weird hours, you have insomnia, and you have night terrors
of being in a boxing match against Meryl Streep. You need me, what changed? - I don't know.
New mattress. - What?
My nemesis. This is just like the time
oranges ruined my business of squirting citrus in people's eyes. - What? - Oh, hey! I might have to find myself a new job. Perhaps some sort of dust man. (lullaby) - Well, now I'm awake. - Shh, shh, shh. Thanks so much to Purple for
making this sketch possible. - And for being the best mattress for cradling my pressure points, because the alternative is this guy. - See ya tonight. - Click the link to check out Purple, and be sure to subscribe! I have sand in my mouth.
