[ringing] <i> Hi, honey.
This is your mother, Rita.</i> <i> Also known to you as mom.</i> Hey, mom. <i> How is my eldest daughter doin?</i> I'm just super busy studying
for finals. <i> I don't want to bother you,</i> <i> but there was a teeny tiny
mix up with the gift swap.</i> <i> Long story short,</i> <i> you're buying a present
for Lincoln.</i> Yeah, that's totally fine. <i> Yes. I mean, that's delightful.</i> The thing is,
I'm so slammed with finals that it doesn't matter
whose name I have. They're getting a fairway mug. <i> Oh, really?</i> <i> Because I'm sure it would be
so easy to go online</i> <i> and buy Lincoln
a RIP Hardcore backpack.</i> <i> They're 10% off
with the promo code: Hardcore.</i> Sorry, mom,
it's a mug or nothing. I got to go.
Wow, mom, you look really great. <i> Your skin looks so young
and glowy.</i> This was literally my fave part
of the tour. Boy, that shark sure was cheeky. It must have thought
you were a rump roast. [laughing] If anyone asks,
we're not together. Are you posting
more acai smoothie pics? You know it. She's not getting
any studying done with all those gadgets. Her grades are going to keep
swirling down the old toilet. Perhaps the dark arts can help. Bon journey, nice lady, can we have a moment
of-a your time? Um, kind of busy right now. But mama-mia, we have to know which dish the students
like-a the best. Spirits of Wi-Fi
and things that you dial, render these gizmos worthless
a while. Well, I gotta go. Arrivederci. [gagging] Oh, sorry about that,
Boo-Boo Bear. Boo-Boo Bear?! [screaming] [giggling] [clicking] Oh, let me see
how it turned out. Okay, first of all,
when did I grow nose hairs? But also,
I don't remember buying these golf balls.
Lisa Loud Labs, LLC? Uh-oh. Thanks, Ali.
Just let me check it before you- And posted to Swifty. This calls for a celebration. First round of Arnie Palmer's
on me. To the cafeteria. Oh, you go ahead.
I'll meet you there. I just have
to make a quick call. [ringing] I told you, general,
the serum isn't quite ready for human-Oh. Oh.
Greetings, eldest sibling. Leni showed us Ali's Swifty Pic. I see
my flag seeking ball worked. Ugh. I told Ali not to-Wait.
Did you say flag seeking ball? So I didn't really score
a perfect 18? [chuckles]
Of course not. It's a clever bit
of GPS technology, really. Once the ball is hit, it calculates a trajectory
to the nearest flag. You must've grabbed it
while you were home for father's
annual waffle weekend. Ah. Unfortunately,
I have an urgent Geo situation. Gotta go. [sighing] Hey, Boo-Boo Bear.
[Rita gasping] - Guess where I am.
- Ah. Literally, Mount Rushmore.
[chuckles] [imitating static] Losing reception, babe.
[imitating static] Call you later. Mom, what was that? Um.
[chuckles] We would love
to visit the Casagrandes, but my last travel piece
for the Gazette is due tonight, and we have to hit
all these places. There's just no time to stop by. Yeah. If we want
to get everything on your mom's list done,
they can't know we're here. We-We'll visit them
another time. Okay, kiddos? I guess so. Plus, I don't want
to miss that concert. And I want a glamor shot
from the top of the GLC tower looking down
at all the little people. I don't know, you guys.
I feel weird about this. [phone ringing] Hey, Boo-Boo Bear. [indistinct chattering] Yeah,
we're still at Mount Rushmore. Of course. I'll think of you every time I look up
Washington's nose. [indistinct chattering] Oh. Thanks for understanding,
sweetie. [ringing] Hey, Lincoln. <i> Hi, Lori.
I need to ask you-</i> How do I look? Do I look okay? <i> You look the same.</i> Okay, but do I look like someone
you'd want in your life forever? I'm meeting Bobby's dad today,
and I'm really nervous. And it doesn't help
that my car's in the shop, the rain is ruining my hair,
and I'm late. <i> Wait,
you haven't met Arturo yet?</i> <i> But we all spent Christmas
at the Casagrandes together.</i> We should have met then,
but as soon as we got there, I had to go to the bathroom,
and he left before I got out. Feliz Navidad, Louds.
Be right back. Rosa is sending me out
for more masa. Wish me luck. [sighing] Then we ended up leaving
before he got back. But today,
there's no masa standing in our way.
I'm finally meeting him, and I need it to be perfect,
Lincoln. Thanks for the pep talk.
Gotta go. <i> But wait.
Can I borrow your golf club? M-</i> [grunting] LJ, what's so heavy back there? We got some dead weight
at the end, pops. [panting] Ooh, got service. Ugh. Lost it.
Ooh, got service. Ugh. Lost it. Hmm?
[clicking] [grunting] I am the strongest man alive!
[echoing] Um, I hate to rain
on your victory parade, dad, but we're being followed. [gasping] Maybe it's the ghost
of Captain Kit. [ringing, shrieking] [ringing] - This is Clyde.
- Clyde, it's Lori. I have a big time problem
on my hands, and I need your help. Lori, I think
you have the wrong number. This is Clyde... McBride. I know. And also,
I know you're the brains of the Clincoln McCloud
operation, which is why I called you
and not Lincoln. Um, Lori, you're on speaker. Oh, sorry.
I guess you can help, too. Listen, I think there's a ghost
on campus that's haunting me. And I need your ghost hunting
expertise to get rid of it. A ghost? We've been waiting
our whole lives for this call. I can't tell anyone here cause I don't want them
to think I'm losing it. Which is why I'm going
to need you guys to be discreet. Don't worry. Discreet is
what we're all about. [grunting] Okay, Lori, truth or dare? Dare. I dare you to cut off
a chunk of your hair. [chuckles] [clicking] Haircut highjinks.
Best senior year ever. Peppers! Peppers! Bottoms up guys. Seniors! Seniors. [screaming] Pepper problems.
Best senior year ever. [cheering] Dock time! Come on, guys,
we have to jump in. Such a classic senior moment.
Last one in is a bogey butt! Lori, don't!
The lake is so cold. You'll freeze your butt off!
Come on! All these senior moments
are getting to be too much. Too much? I don't get it. I thought you guys were having
a good time. [sighing]
I'm sorry Lori. We really tried,
but this stuff just isn't us. Yeah, I wanna leave.
This is my last polo. You coming, Lori? No, I'll get a ride
from my mom later. You guys might be okay
with giving up on the best senior year ever,
but, I'm not. Well, you know where we'll be
if you change your mind. [sighing] Seniors! [splashing] My g-g-g-g-gosh. Lake party.
Making a splash. Best senior year ever. [biting, screaming] <i> That was so much fun.</i> [sighing] Looks like someone could use
a little song. <i> ♪ Well, I'm- ♪</i> Not the time, Tad! [ringing]
Hmm? Go for Linc. <i> Lincoln, I need you and Clyde
to come back to Fairway,</i> <i> and can you get mom
to drive you?</i> <i> Dad kind of made a scene
last time.</i> You're on speakerphone. Gah. Why does everyone
keep doing that? <i> What's the crisis, Lori?</i> You know that ghost
you guys drove away? I need him back. Apparently, he's like
the team's good luck charm. <i> Well, we'd love to help,</i> <i> but we're in the ghost busting
biz,</i> <i> not the ghost friending biz.</i> Lincoln, without him,
my team is going to lose the Petoskey Open and
every other tournament we play. My golf career will be over, which means I lose
my scholarship, not to mention
my hair is still falling out. <i> I think my teeth are next.
One of my molars feels loose.</i> Lori, you're spiraling. <i> I know. I literally need help.</i> Light as a feather,
stiff as a Boris. Light as a feather,
stiff as a Boris. Hmm. I might know a few people
who could bring back your ghost. [shrieking] Did you say "Ghost"? [thudding]
Oof! Okay, I've totally got this. They look around and see... [gasping] literally the most beautiful
mermaid in the entire galaxy. Guys, look. She's charging her phone
with a crystal shard. Excuse me, Miss Mermaid. We've been traveling
all over the planet collecting shards of the power crystal and we think you have
the last piece we need. Without it,
I won't be able to get home. And my circuits will cease
to fire. And my kingdom is without power. Can you please part
with your shard? Wow, guys, what you've been through is
such a bummer, but I can't give you
my crystal shard. [groaning] I'm sorry,
but if I give you my shard, how am I supposed
to stay connected to my beloved Boo-Boo Bear? What are we supposed to do now? You're up, Leni. OM gosh, this story has gotten,
like, really sad. Okay, I'm ready. The group quickly realizes
that they can't give up. The mermaid only needs enough
power to charge her phone. What if we provide her
with an alternate source of electricity?
Hmm. Hmm. Eureka. Behold a waterwheel. It will convert the energy
of the flowing water into an endless supply of power. And I'm assuming you want
the shard in exchange for it? Well, I do love helping people,
so, I'll do it. [cheering] <i> Tell me what happened, Lisa.</i> <i> Never mind, Lori.
You had to be there.</i> But I am there
just not in person. <i> The whole point
of these video chat dinners is</i> so that I don't miss any- What, Lori? What? Lori, what? Hello? Hello?
Talk to me. Talk to me. I need to know what happened.
AH! [thudding] [car alarm blaring] You okay, Lori? No. Ever since
I started college, I feel like I'm missing out
on everything with my siblings. [siblings laughing] Wait. Why are they all laughing? And why is Leni covered
in gravy? I have to know. Ah! My phone! Ours too. How are we going
to call for help? Maybe we can borrow a phone
from someone on this island. I don't know, pops, this place looks
pretty deserted. Oh, goody, I'm starving. No, Leni, deserted means
there's no one else here. I'm finally here. Look,
it's my floor. Eee! [chuckles] Shh. But I was just- Quiet floor.
Silence at all times? I'll literally never survive. Shh. [gasping]
No way. He did not. Oh, hey, Lori Lou. Dad, um, I'm on the phone.
Sorry. What were you saying? The cow says... [cow mooing] Then what did the chicken say? [ringing] [thudding] <i> Lori, help.
Mom and dad are gone,</i> <i> and I'm in charge,
and I don't know</i> <i> how to do, like, anything.</i> Sorry, Leni,
but I'm at practice. Can I call you back? No. Please, Lori,
just help me out this one time <i> and I'll never call you
ever again. I promise.</i> Well, that's a little extreme.
Just tell me what's going on. Whoa.
Hey, what's all that stuff? Well, in addition
to being a shuttle driver, I'm also delivering food
and doing mobile babysitting. [gasping] You get
to babysit people's phones? Fun. No, Leni, you babysit kids
in the car. [beeping] <i> Food pick up at Burpin' Burger.</i> Time for my first food delivery.
Wish me luck. Bye, Lori. See you later. Where's Vanzilla?
I need baking powder. [beeping]
And a fire extinguisher! On it! Ah! <i> Babysitter needed
at Charles Street</i> <i> and Oakhurst Drive.</i> Have a great time
at the zombie escape room, Mr. and Mrs. Fox.
I'll drop the kids off later. Okay, I just need
to deliver the burger then... [screaming] Guys, get down from there! Lori, hurry up!
What are we paying you for?! [sighing] <i> Pick up at Gus' Games and Grub.
Let's go.</i> Wait, you're getting that?
What about us? Don't worry,
I'll drop you guys off after. It'll be super quick. Oh, it'd better be. I need
to get in at least two hours of bicep curls before the game. Gotta get these babies
in prime condition. [screaming] [beeping] Finally. I got a house full
of hangry party guests to feed. Hey,
half of these pizzas are gone. Your boss is going
to hear about this. [fighting] I am so sorry. I'll make sure
you get a full refund. What the heck?
There's a turkey in here. [screaming, gobbling] [chattering] Oh, great, you're my driver. I seem to recall
you running me over once. Hey, don't forget my goods! Seriously, Flip? You want a tip,
you got gotta earn it. [groaning] [grunting] Holy nachos. You can kiss
your five stars goodbye. [farting] And your upholstery. [groaning] I'm so glad that you're doing
mobile mani pedis now. So convenient. Not for us.
How long is this going to take? And done. Okay,
now hold your feet by the vent. [screaming] [gasping] [beeping] Uh, well, I ordered a gravy
and cornbread pokey bowl, but you're just as cute
as a button. [chuckles] Thank you for your loyalty,
we'll treat you just like- Ow! Huh? No sign. This punk club must be
super underground. Who are you?
Where are my children? You guys got I.D.? Right this way. Okay, who wants ice cream
for dessert? Oh, I guess it's a little melty.
Sorry about the soggy vanilla. It's better
than the soggy Vanzilla. [laughing] Wait. Wait, wait,
I don't get it. What does that mean? <i> Sorry, mom.
You just had to be there.</i> [laughing] I have no idea
why we're laughing. [laughing] Seriously, why are we laughing?
