It's okay. Lori. We'll get Vanzilla
out of the pond. No, it's not that, Leni.
This whole weekend was a bust. I came home to reconnect
with you guys, and nothing went right. You were all off doing
your own thing, and then when we did spend
time together, it was a disaster. I feel like I'm not even a part
of this family anymore. What? That's nuts. Today was not a disaster. In fact, I would call it
a normal, Loud family Sunday. Yeah, dude. What's more "Loud" than getting kicked out
of places? Or rolling Vanzilla into a pond? [chuckles] And even though
you're not with us every day, you're always going
to be part of this family. Even in the afterlife. [chuckles] Thanks, you guys.
I really needed to hear that. Group hug. No, no,
I'm already dirty enough. Aw.
[screaming] [laughing] Mud fight! [laughing] You could make pancakes
with just eggs and a banana? Boy, I tell you, these cookbooks are
a nonstop thrill ride. Do you want to read one? No. But when you've made
those pancakes, give me a holler. Lola out. [laughing] This book is a hoot. I'm going to have to get
some ice for my knees. I've been slapping 'em so hard.
Care to read one? Sorry. Mom says
I do too much slapping already. And biting and shin kicking
and hair pulling. All fixed.
It is amazing what you can learn from these auto repair books.
Want to read one, Lola? Why? That's what I pay you for. Eight crickets as agreed. Ugh. Hey, Lola.
You want to check out volume one of the greatest romance
of all time? He's a dark, brooding vampire.
She's a misunderstood girl from the wrong side
of the cemetery. No thank you. I prefer Prince Charming
to Prince Alarming. Well, how about volume one of the greatest
crime fighting duo of all time? He's an undercover hero
with an ace up his sleeve. His sidekick is- Stop! For the last time, I am not interested in reading
any of your books! [whistling] Louds, fall in! [whistling] [whistling] Ice cream! Whoo! Really got
the blood pumping today. [panting] Don't forget to stay hydrated. [groaning] It's onion infused water
for better bladder function. Ugh. Well, it tastes like B.O. I'll say. Ah. You kids must be famished.
It's grub time. Pizza and fries! - Burgers with cheese!
- Blood oranges. No, I mean actual grubs. Eww! Ooh. They're rich in protein
and low in carbohydrates. So eat up. You'll need
your energy for tomorrow. That's right.
We've got a 6:00 a.m. lake swim, followed by hot yoga,
followed by 200 squat thrusts. Hey, these are great with a little
of this B.O. water. Lincoln, there you are.
The app has gone kablooey. That explains a lot.
What do we do? We have to reset
the supercomputer or risk losing everything
on the Loud Cloud. [thudding] [gasping] The appliances are
out of control! To my bedroom! Ah! Ow, ow, ow.
Ow, ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. <i> Warning: low memory.
Warning: low memory.</i> It's unresponsive.
We have no choice. We have to destroy it. What? But we'll lose everything. It's our only option
to stop this mechanical mayhem. <i> Is anyone else seeing green,
or is it just me?</i> Hmm.
[gasping] I know how to destroy
this thing. Be right back. Gah. Where is he going? [thudding, grunting] Kids! If you're going
to do something, do it now! [thudding] Phew. [sighing] Ah. Looks like
we're finally offline. Fear not, Father. The rage of the machines
has been quelled. Yeah,
we're celebrating with Flippies. Wait, uh, kids, what about... [thudding, grunting]
me? Lisa, what have
you been feeding him? His name is Trashy.
What do you think, genius? [roaring] [crying] Baby? Great, Lincoln,
you made Lily cry. [crying] There, there. It's okay, Lily. [chittering] I'm more than just poop patrol. [chittering] Guys, if the raccoon was
in the crib, then where's Lily? [gasping] Lily! We'll never find her
in this mess. We have to clean up. I declare this strike
officially over. Ow. Who's with me? We are! Janice, how soon can
we get back on the grid? 24 hours. What if I throw in
a muffin basket? She's gotta be here somewhere. Hang on, Lily.
Your big brother is coming. [clattering] There's a better way. Wash and learn.
[laughing] Sigh. [clanking] Hang on Lily, I'm coming. [gasping] So much underwear. Yeah, and that's just dad's. Now get out of my way,
little bro. I've got a system. Community service?! So apparently
Little Miss Sunbeam must be beautiful inside and out. How am I going
to clock ten hours of goody two-shoes time
by Saturday? You could pick up trash.
I know some great spots. You could volunteer
at the library, reshelving books. Lisa, you know I can't use
my inside voice for that long! What about being
a new student buddy at school? Cheryl in the office is
always looking for volunteers. Lincoln, that is a terrible... Wait. Actually,
that doesn't sound too bad. Ooh, we are just delighted
to have you on board, Lola. Meet our newest new student,
Meli Ramos. There you are. Hi. Welcome
to Royal Woods Elementary. [mumbling] What was that, sweetie? I noticed you
on the playground earlier. You guys will not believe the crazy dream
I had last night. Ssh. Lola's got a story. So there I was, surrounded
by fire breathing dragons, armed with nothing,
but a nail file. You seem so confident
and popular. Do you think you could help me,
um, figure out how to fit in too? Oh, of course! I know all the secrets
to social success. Everyone is going to LOVE YOU! [giggling] And those pageant judges
are going to love me. In a family this big,
vacation costs a lot of money. Line up for lemonade! So we all had to do our part. Oh, no thank you. I said, "Line up for lemonade!" I'll take five. <i> ♪ So many places I want to go ♪</i> <i> ♪ But I'll never get anywhere
Without some dough ♪</i> Hey, Loud! I'll pay you just to stop making
that horrible racket! Whatever works, dude.
Vacation, all I ever wanted. [music playing] Got it. Dad, I need three more
Lynn-sagnas. Two with extra sauce. Honey, please discourage
special orders. I'm backed up in here. Whoops, that was a mushroom. Hey. Oh, sorry. I've been working
a lot of overtime lately. Whoops. That was a molar. Cinch that with a belt. Live on the edge
with a polka dot skirt. [scoffs] No, no.
What did I tell you about wearing socks
with sandals? Only if they're colorful
or ironic. [knocking] All done, Mrs. Parker. I also do furniture moving
and jar opening. - Keep it in mind.
- Oh, it's my lucky day. I dropped a jar of pickles
under the sofa. [music playing] [cheering] Dearly beloved, we gather today to say goodbye
to Dorothy. She lived life to the fullest. Whether she was swimming
around her castle, blowing bubbles or eating rocks. It turns out that last part
wasn't the best idea. [flushing] Thank you.
That was a beautiful service. [thudding, alarm blaring] [yowling] [shattering] [music playing] Slay all day, girl. Whoo! I call this meeting to order. Psst. Lucy, shall we start
with a few words from our new member? Oh, I didn't prepare a speech. That's okay, Lola. JK. JK. Ahem.
For as long as she can remember, Lola Loud has been a giver.
It all started when- Well said.
Thank you for your words. Oh. Hey! Whoa! Time to review old business. Dante, how are
the club cloaks coming? Blegh. Perfect. Any other old business? Um, yeah. This chill out here
is getting old, and my business is freezing. We like the bone chilling cold. Actually, it is pretty chilly. - She is right.
- I agree. I say we go back to my place,
for some yummy rose hip tea. Boris wants yummy tea. Grumble. [sighing]
Alone at last. [music playing] [music playing] [sighing] This is literally amazing.
Well, must be about bedtime. Hmm. Hey, Boo-Boo Bear.
Tell me about your day. <i> Sorry, babe.
I'm really slammed at the stor.</i> [groaning] Well, fine.
I'm busy too, so, bye. Now gently rock forward
as we go into Crab Pose. [grunting] [farting]
Ah! [groaning] [sighing] And always remember it's okay
to "yolk" around in the kitchen. [humming] Nope.
[groaning] [laughing] There it is. I knew I'd get you
to "crack" a smile. Hahaha. Go ahead, give it
a "fry". So how'd I do? I've always wondered
how I'd look in egg. It's just- It's just more beautiful
than I ever imagined. [gasping] Bad Charles!
Stop eating my face! Wow, honey.
Impressive knife work. Swift but safe.
Hold on there. A good chef always inspects
her crudité platter. Ah! It's, uh, finger food. Get it? [laughing] Well, aren't you a "fungi"? Mm. Mm. Ugh.
That one had some dirt on it. Finish the lava cake. Well, it's got
the four Cs of a great cake. Chocolate, chocolate,
chocolate and creativity. Uh, honey, how much
baking powder did you use? Oh, I'm not sure. You made a pun,
and I got distracted. [whistling, screaming] Oh, no. Sorry, dad. Mm mm. No. Luan, I "lava" it. Happy accidents in the kitchen
are part of the fun. Mm mm. Final exam. Cooking dinner
for ten or more people. Oh, an entire dinner.
That seems intense. Intense but fun. The best part of being a chef
is bringing others joy with your food.
And I've got the perfect dish. Pasta, clams, butter.
[gasping] Geo? Dad, we can't cook our hamster. What? No, no! Scram, Geo.
It's my famous Lynn-guini. The first dish
I ever served anyone. Now it's your turn. You really think
I can pull it off? Of course. And besides,
who better to test your chops on than your own loving,
supportive family? [clamoring] I'm getting hangry! Quiet down in there!
You got this, kiddo. Oh. Okay, what you have
in front of you is dad's famous Lynn-guine
and clams. It's prepared al dente,
in a beurre blanc sauce and finished with just
a hint of parsley. Bon appetit. - Whoo-hoo! Oo-ah, Oo-ah!
- Whoo-hoo! Hooray! Oh, ya crushed it! Ah, nothing like
that fresh lake air, the gentle sound of the waves.
Hmm? Sorry. That was me.
I only had yogurt for breakfast. That wasn't you.
It was the engine. Yikes. This baby's leaking
more than Lily's swim diaper. No worries,
this boat can run on Loud power. Everyone grab an oar! [grunting]
Why can't I pick it up? Cause it's painted on.
Dang it, Flip! Hmm. Maybe there's something
else we can paddle with. [buzzing] [grunting] Oh, that's cute, honey, but we can't use
your pacifier to pad- AH! Whirlpool! [gasping] [screaming] [groaning] Huh?Is everyone okay? Don't worry, honey,
I got 'em. Ah! My phone! Ours too! How are we going
to call for help? Maybe we can borrow a phone
from someone on this island. I don't know, pops. This place looks
pretty deserted. Oh, goody, I'm starving. No, Leni, deserted means
there's no one else here. Ooh. This is going to cost you
some serious cupcakes. 103 likes. Take that, Carol.
And nice work, Lola. Thank you. Milk, please. Cute pet selfie, Lori. It got almost as many likes
as Carol's Coffee Shop's selfie. What? [growling] [ringing] Not now. Bobby,
I've got a crisis. Look, I'll play a barista,
but I am not wearing suspenders. This has to look
like a real coffee shop. Now, do you want a ride to the comic book store later
or not? [sighing] Okay, so now you guys pretend to laugh at something
I've just said. Ooh, was it
coffee related humor? It doesn't matter, Luan. Maybe you said this. "Why'd the hipster burn
his tongue? He sipped his coffee
before it was cool." [laughing] Yes. 105 likes. Lincoln, you can take
the suspenders off now. Actually,
they're kind of working for me. Leni, please do not tell me
that Carol outdid me with the selfie of her sailing
or icing a cake or swimming with dolphins. Nope. But she did get
the most likes ever for a picnic selfie. [gasping] Picnics are totes trending
right now. [beeping] Babe, I'm so happy you called. Boo-Boo Bear, we literally need
to go on a picnic right now. Right now? Babe,
you know I love picnics, but we lived three hours apart. I'm just about to get into my- Bobby, this is life or death.
Meet me at the rest stop by exit 57
at four o'clock sharp. Um, I think I can make it there
by five. Fine. I guess picnics
will still be trending then, but no later. And wear your red button down
if it's ironed. If not, wear your teal polo. Please do not mess up
my color scheme! This should do.
[groaning] Where is Bobby? Ah! Boo-Boo Bear. [gasping]
You made it. Oh, babe. What did you do to yourself?
Good thing I brought scarves. Maybe we can hide the swelling. Or I could just shoot you
from behind. Babe, I got my wisdom teeth out,
remember? I told you weeks ago. Oh, my gosh, you did.
Boo-Boo Bear, I am so sorry. I've been so selfish. I can't believe you still drove
all this way, especially after what
you've been through. Babe, I would drive
to the moon for you. [crying]
Oh, Boo-Boo Bear. [crying] You know what?
Forget about the dumb selfie. Let's just make the most
of our time together. I can't believe
I've been so obsessed with trying
to beat Carol Pingree. Maybe she is better
than me at everything, but who cares? I still have lots
of great things in my life. Like a really amazing boyfriend,
for starters.
