Welcome to Lily's dream. Testing, testing. Bedroom team,
do you read me? Over. Roger that. Bedroom hears you
loud and clear. Let's keep an eye out
for any signs of Trashy or Tentacle. Where are we? Hey, check this out!
My old pigskin! Huh. We must be in our basement.
Huh? [screaming] [snoring] Ah, yes. The basement.
That would make sense. It's where
every nightmare starts. [roaring]
[Lily crying] It sounds like Trashy found
Lily! Hurry! [overlapping chatter] So, I said
to the prime minister, "Two breads are better
than one.? [laughing] Your comedy is so mature,
just like you. To Lincoln. He puts the grown-up
in grown-up table. To Lincoln. [kissing] What-
What are we doing here? Paying our respects
to the recently departed. He was a troubled soul.
Slipped on nacho cheese, a beef jerky stick wedged
in his ear drum. He was found in a pool
of his own Flippee syrup. Alone. Phillip Phillipini?
[gasping] It's me. No one came to my funeral? I knew I could count on Skeets. Scoots. Wait. There's no reception
with free chow? Pssh. I'm outta here. I messed up so bad. I was such a greedy chump,
I lost everything, and I wound up all alone.
It can't end like this. Flip can change.
Just give me a ch- [screaming] Am I still living? Ow.
[gasping] Creepy girl's gone.
It's over. Flip, buddy, it's not too late. You got yourself another shot
to make good. - I can set my atomic clock-
- Same as always. You pull this every time. Every day since kindergarten. Well, nothing to see here. Yeah, it's not like
he's gonna do anything we haven't seen a million times. Hey, you guys want
to grab some chow? Yes, please. Anything would be
more interesting than this. Face it, pal. You're boring.
Hey, guys, wait up! [screaming] Phew. [dinging] Lisa, why are you doing this? Flips the only guy who will hire
four year olds with no experience. No, I mean,
why are you doing any of this? Come home. Lynn needs you. Why don't you get
Ms. Smarty Pants to help her? [dinging] Speak of the devil.
Regular or unleaded? Oh, I don't need gas. I just won the Nobel Prize
for inventing a car that runs on apple juice. Of course you did. Fill her up, please. And then we'll all get
in Leni's juice-mobile, go home
and forget all this nonsense. Can't. I'm off to Harvard.
Au revoir, adios, auf Wiedersehen,
and aloha! A-HA! "Aloha" means "Hello"!" It also means "Goodbye"!" Dang it. I used to know that. Hey, Chatty Cathy,
BACK TO WORK! [ringing] Hello? Charles.
[barking] She's what?
[barking] All right, I'm on my way. Look who it is,
Miss Soon-to-heal. WHAT DO YOU WANT? AAAAAHHH!
I mean, you're looking better! Oh, nice try, Lincoln,
but I am out of here! I can't stay where I'm... CONSTANTLY REMINDED
OF MY FORMER SELF! My beautiful, beautiful self. But... But... [grunting] I'll send for this. Lola, wait. Careful, Lincoln.
You could get seriously injured. Lana,
what are you doing in there? I saw what happened to Lola.
Life is a fragile thing. I don't want to take any risks. But you're the queen of risks. Was the queen of risks. From now on, I'll stay in here
where it's safe. You know,
what I'm talking about. Huh, Geo? Lana, you can't be serious.
Lana? <i> ♪ Things have gotten drastic ♪</i> <i> ♪ Now
My sister lives in plastic ♪</i> <i> ♪ Where did it all go wrong? ♪</i> Luna? Check it, bro.
I uploaded a song I wrote about our family going
down the Highway to- HELLO! I just got 50 more hits! [thudding] [gasping]
Mick Swagger?! Your singing is amazing!
You gotta join my tour! Luna is IN! Don't you leave, too!
THE FAMILY'S FALLING APART! SORRY, DUDE! Time to take out the trash. Lynn, wait,
you've got to be careful. If you're taken out
in the nightmare, you're taken out
in the real world. Come on. You keep adding rules,
and that's kind of a biggie. Get your night lights ready. [growling] [growling] Lily, fear not. We're here
to cure your nightmares. Yay! Don't worry, Lily.
I'll keep you company. You guys have this
under control, right? Trash really isn't my thing. [groaning] This is dry clean only! Ahh! Now that's how
you take out the trash. One down, one to go. Yay! 23, 24, 25? Man, that's a lot of sisters. I can't even imagine
what that would be like. Hey, Lincoln! Hold it! Hey. Morning, ladies. Why are you dressed
like a hoodlum from the wrong side
of the forest? Yeah, what's the sitch? There is no sitch. Warren, come in. It's Danny. <i> I thought of some topics
for you to discuss</i> <i> with the new girl.</i> New girl? Like this. Butter lettuce. Is it butter, or is it lettuce?
Discuss! Danny, I'll call you back. Look, you guys,
I've thought about it and I really don't belong here. I think I should go back
to the kiddie table. You can't go back.
You can never go back, bro. [gasping] You're one of us now,
a grown-up. Better start working
on those taxes, Lincoln. [screaming] [grunting] Where do you think you're going? [gobbling] [screaming]
Please, I have to get back to the kiddie table! I'm not a grown-up yet!
I'm still a kid! One of us. One of us. One of us.
[Lincoln screaming] [screaming] [gasping] Remember what I said
about staying here forever? Yeah, that's not happening. Ooh, I still have
five minutes to get back. Where is it? Whoa!
Check out this sweet watch. Hey, that's mine. Finders, keepers, loser. No! I need that! [chuckles] Keep away
with Uncle Lincoln's watch! Oops. You guys, this is serious! PILE ON DAD! [screaming] UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE! Phew. Just in time. Hey, Stinkin',
I almost forgot something. [laughing] [sighing] [screaming] My room! Bun-Bun! It worked! Are you okay?
Did you have a nightmare? AAAHH! It didn't work! You want some water? Want some water? Wait. Why are they being nice
to me? Aw. Want us to stay
until you fall asleep, Linka? Linka? I'M IN THE WRONG DIMENSION! [screaming] Oh, thank goodness.
It was all just a nightmare. What is happening to my family?! - Knock knock.
- Who's there? This is not a joke, Lincoln. Do you know what's going on
in the world? Here, take Mr. Coconuts. He just reminds me
of all the trees being cut down in the rainforest. Wait, Luan.
What brought this on? Well, ever since Luna left, I've had no one
to try my jokes out on. So I've been watching
a lot of cable news. And what I've seen is horrific. So I've decided to become...
an activist. Don't be ridiculous.
You're a comedian. See, funny, right? Ahh! What the heck was that? They're just Lana's pets. I liberated them, and now
I'm off to heal ticking time bomb we call Earth. Wait, Luan.
You can't be serious. Ahh! [chattering] Get back here, Izzy. Izzy, come to Uncle Lincoln. <i> And now for tonight's
top stories.</i> <i> Former rising star Luna Loud
was kicked off</i> <i> the Mick Swagger tour
for destroying a hotel room.</i> <i> All I wanted was
a bleeding pillow mint!</i> Luna? <i> In a related story,</i> <i> former comedian turned
activist, Luan Loud,</i> <i> has chained herself
to a giant redwood.</i> <i> Hey, hey, ho, ho!</i> <i> Keep your hands off,
let it grow!</i> Luan? <i> I'm being told
we have breaking news.</i> Please don't be
one of my sisters. Tucker, I'm here
at Flip's Food and Fuel where two unknown bandits
have just made off with a carload of beef jerky
and a cotton candy machine. They're not unknown,
they're my sisters. Their betrayal hurts
more than this brain freeze. I'm getting word
that the bandits are currently leading police
on a slow speed chase. [sirens blaring] Where did it all go wrong?! One has to wonder. Where did it all go wrong
for these girls? And why is a four year old
working at a gas station? Interview over.
Wait. Don't forget to come down
to Flip's Food and Fuel, home of the Flippee.
Now the interview's over. I was watching that. Ah! Lucy.
At least you're still normal. [hissing] Ah! Not normal! I was bitten
by Lana's liberated vampire bat. Greatest day ever. Nine sisters lost, but there's still one
I can save. Lily? [laughing] Lily! [laughing] Oh, no, Lisa's chemicals.
What have I done? Mmmm... yum yum! DON'T EAT ME, LILY! [screaming] So that's the worst thing
that could happen. [snoring] Hey, everybody, it's me,
unpredictable Lincoln. Watch what I do next. - Boring, dude.
- Yawn. Wait, what about this? We've seen it! What about this? You did that last week! [growling]
Fine, is this predictable?! Yawn, again! Come on. HOW ABOUT THIS?! [screaming]
Boring! Hey, where'd you go? [whimpering] This monster's too powerful.
We need to abort mission. It's too dangerous to stay here. If we leave, Lily's nightmares
will be even worse. Eh, peek-a-boo, chiefs! [screaming]
Press your return buttons! Now! Wait.
Why is Lisa still sleeping? <i> Sorry, siblings. I already put
one sister's life in danger.</i> I can't risk any of yours.
I must finish this alone. For Lily. Lisa! Lily, I'm sorry! I failed you! Blegh. Bad Flip! Leave Lisa alone! A ca-Lynn-mari sword?! [yelling] [farting] Lisa! Lily, that was incredible! From now on, I promise;
no more monster experiments. Lily not afraid anymore!
[giggling] [chuckles] Then,
my mission here is complete. Bye-bye, Lisa! [kissing]
Sweet dreams, Lily. [yawning] [gasping] Huh? Lily has good dream about you. Pshaw.
Tell me all about it, Lily.
