What exactly are we doing? Playing corpsicle. It's my favorite snow game. How do you win?
By getting hypothermia? Yes. W-w-why is it--
Why is it so cold in here? Oof! Whoa. I read a study
that said sleeping in sub-zero temperatures
stimulates brain function. Gotta be sharp
for your test tomorrow. Ah! What's happening? A second study said
it's best to sleep upside down, so all the blood
goes to your head. - What if I have to pee?
- Hold it. A third study set a full bladder
can improve memory function. My research shows
that exposure to extreme heat, followed by extreme cold
will help rejuvenate your cells. Uh. What's this extreme cold
you're talking about? Oh, forget this. You're weak, Bernie. Weak! I'm not so sure
about this, Lis. Please, Pop-pop? It's necessary. [grunting] Hot diggity dog! - Okay, I'm good.
- Na-ah! Thirty minutes. You get used to do it. Woo-hoo! Sledding!
What do you think, Lis? I think my buttocks are cold. [grunting] And now bruised. Here's another snow day classic. Snow fort! Come on in. You've got to check out
the built in cup holders. Hmm. Lacks cross beams, load-bearing walls,
a solid foundation. All choices I made. Hardly up to code. It's collapsible, too. How about letting old Lans
take the reins? Knock yourself out. My buttocks
are cold and bruised, [shivering] Every part of my body
is shivering, even my hair. A little skating
will warm us up. I think Becky is the only one
who likes this weather. [grunting] It's as cool as her heart. [shivering] It's gonna be like this
for months. How are we supposed to skate? Maybe we can find
somewhere inside to do it. Wait, what's that place
at school where the sport's bros hang out? It's a dude's first name. The gym?
That's a great idea, Nikki. Come on. You wimps! This is warm. I take showers colder than this. [grunting] Whoops. This must be the closet
where they keep their snow. No, Lenny.
We're snowed in. Aw, man. Are we gonna be
stuck here all night? No! I just worked
a twelve hour shift. I can't take another second
in this greasy dungeon. Sorry, buddy.
There's snow way out. Hey, guys, think we could
turn off the AC? But we're trying to stay cool. You know who else wants
to stay cool? This guy. Aw! Look, I'm your number one fan. [laughing] Good one, honey. Um. We kind of need that. Not anymore. Who wants air conditioning? Abuelo and I turned the old
raspado machine into an AC unit. The air may smell permanently
like raspberry ice, but it does the trick. Mm! [cheering] Ooh. You guys got AC? I'd love to cool off
my bumbito. Sure, Vito.
That'll be five dollars. Whoa-whoa! Phew. Watch your step, Bobby.
There's a slippery spot here. Whoa! [gasping] There. And with that, our snowmen
house of horrors is finally complete. [screaming] [grunting] Phew.
[grunting] Bobby, are you okay? Oh... huh? [grunting] - That must be Dad.
- What? My tongue is stuck. [screaming] Watch this, Lis. You're gonna love snow pranks. Frost butt! Cold! Cold! Cold! Cold! Cold!
[laughing] Oh, man.
Classic Luan. Cold! Cold! Cold! Cold! Cold! As the famous Shackleton
expedition has shown us, loosing a buttock to frostbite
is no laughing matter. Yeesh. I'd really like
to make a crack right now, but it's no time to be cheeky. [laughing]
Get it? Unfortunately, yes. Cold! Cold! Cold! Cold! Cold! Welcome to Canada. Here's your complimentary
snowsuit and tuque. You're going to want
to put those on. Thanks, but I'm all set--
Ah! Don't worry.
You're going to love it here. <i> ♪ Welcome to Canada ♪</i> <i> ♪ It's a treat
This time of year ♪</i> <i> ♪ So go on, mount your moose
For your commute ♪</i> <i> ♪ That's how we get
Around round here ♪</i> <i> ♪ Try the ketchup chips
Just costs a loonie ♪</i> <i> ♪ Don't resist.
The chinook winds are ♪</i> <i> ♪ Very, very
Extraordinary-nary ♪</i> <i> ♪ So if you love ♪</i> <i> ♪ Mounties, gravy
Bags of milk ♪</i> <i> ♪ A minus 50 morning chill ♪</i> <i> ♪ We got it, boys
So come and seize the day ♪</i> <i> ♪ Go and break the ice ♪</i> <i> ♪ And make a life north
Of the USA ♪</i> <i> ♪ Welcome to Canada
You're in Canada ♪</i> <i> ♪ The hottest day is ten below♪</i> <i> ♪ Your snot will freeze
Don't blow your nose ♪</i> <i> ♪ In Canada
You're in Canada ♪</i> <i> ♪ Come try the best
Poutine around ♪</i> <i> ♪ Watch hockey pucks
Grow from the ground ♪</i> <i> ♪ We've got them most
Maple syrup per capita ♪</i> <i> ♪ Welcome to Canada ♪</i> <i> ♪ Skate up to Saskatchewan
You'll never see the sun ♪</i> <i> ♪ The beavers and the lumberjak
Both look the same to everyone</i> <i> ♪ I think we've got a baseball
Team but no one really knows ♪</i> <i> ♪ It's impossible to tell under
The twenty feet of snow ♪</i> <i> ♪ The 30 feet of snow ♪</i> <i> ♪ The 40 feet, the 50 feet
Oh no, oh no, oh no ♪</i> <i> ♪ Welcome home ♪</i> <i> ♪ To Canada
It's Canada! ♪</i> <i> ♪ It's C-A-N-A-D-A
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh ♪</i> [grunting] We should test Laluk. Can you please make it... snow? I knew he was a real! - No way!
- Snow day! Huh? Seriously? The forecast said
seventies, not seven. Now I have
to change my outfit. Okay, we've had our fun. We'd better get that statue
back to the gallery. Prima, prima.
What's the rush? Show's not until tomorrow. We'll give it back. Let's just have
a little fun first. I guess we can
keep it a little longer. We did just get
new water blasters. Jim Sparkledo here and I hope
you have your snow gear ready, because we are having
an unusually early winter. Com-- What's that?
It's ninety degrees now? How is that possible? - All right! Woo-hoo!
- Yeah! So what should we do first?
Go sledding? - I'll grab Big Red II!
- Uh-uh. There. Now we're good. My dads don't want us
to get frostbite. Ah. Here. I've had a lot
of practice with this. What if I have to pee? Not a problem. Just give me fifteen
minute's notice. Dock time! Come on, guys.
We have to jump in. Such a classic senior moment. Last one in is a boogie butt! Lori, don't!
The lake is so cold. You'll freeze your butt off. Come on.
All these senior moments are getting to be too much. Too much? I don't get it. I thought you guys
were having a good time. I'm sorry, Lori.
We really tried. but this stuff just isn't us. Yeah, I want to leave. This is my last polo. You coming, Lori? No, I'll get a ride
from my mom later. You guys might be okay
with giving up on the best senior year ever,
but I am not. Well, you know where we'll be
if you change your mind. [sighing] Seniors! [gasping] My g-g-g-g-gosh. Lake party making a splash. Best senior year ever. [biting] [screaming] Merry Christmas.
Your sweater party is back on. Knit Christmas sweaters
all night! Moth free! You guys are a real mothful. Now you can video chat
with your son and hit the slopes
at the same time, Vito. You guys thought of everything. Who needs a polar bear club when you can swim
in this super cold water? Oh yeah, that's the stuff. [groaning] Yes, it's open.
I've still got time. Attention, shoppers. The Royal Woods Mall
is now closed. I'm sure your loved ones
will understand how badly you messed up.
Merry Christmas! [sighing] What do you mean
you didn't get me anything? [crying] Well, I guess it's
better than nothing. I can't believe Burpin' Burger
is so crowded on Christmas Eve. Well, hey there,
little pork cracklin'. Welcome to the Forgot To Do
Your Christmas Shopping Club. Me and my sister, Merrill,
said that we weren't going to do gifts this year. And wouldn't you know it,
I hear through the grapevine she's crocheted me a car cover. [groaning] One Burpin' Burger
gift card, please. Sorry. We're sold out. [groaning] [screaming] Bobby, cover me
while I call Par for the code. All right, you two,
it on like Abuela's flan. Oh hey, I can talk again. [grunting] I bit my tongue. Hey, Par, it's Ronnie Anne.
Merry Christmas. Oh. You're skiing?
Right now? Oh, okay, okay.
I just need a quick favor. [grunting] Okay. The code is 7-2-6-9... Highs? Or fries? [grunting] [grunting] [grunting] Oh, five! Got it. Thanks, Par.
Enjoy the slopes. Bobby, I got the code. You're in that snowman,
aren't you? [shivering] This water is colder
than a liquid nitrogen freeze chamber in winter.
Why are we out here pray tell? Leonard Loud's crew
catches its own chow. Why, back in my seafaring days,
we ate nothing but fresh fish. Hey, pal, we got these new
fangled things called grocery stores now.
You know, you buy things? Aw, why buy fish
when you can catch it? Whoa! Your turn, and I want everyone
to do it the right way: by hand. Woo-hoo-hoo! Look what I caught! [squealing] Ooh, cold. Aw, dang. All out of wood. Gotcha!
[screaming] [music playing] My Mercado! Don't worry.
We moved the Mercado to a nice cozy nook with AC. You better wear this. Good luck. Ay, ¡qué frío! Chicos y chicas, I give you,
the one and only Rosa! Lalo, lime me. [yelling] Hey, Hector. Looks like the tacos
are such a hit, you have no more Mercado. At least it's not raining. [thunder rumbling] Is that all you got? [screaming] [gasping] Lincoln, I know this
probably sounds lame to a tough guy like you,
but I'm hungry and wet. and cold,
and I kind of wish I were with my dads at the B&B
eating welcome scones. Raspados! Get your ice cold raspados! Ooh! Order up! Here you go. [squawking] Now that's refreshing. [screaming] Sergio!
[groaning] You're contaminating the merch. I don't care
if it's bird-flavored. It's hot. I'll take three. - Yeah.
- Me too. You guys,
we got a line forming. On it.
Cranking this baby to the max. Uh, that's not good. [gasping] [screaming] Oh my! [grunting] [grunting] [grunting] Shut it down, Bobby! I'm sorry!
The toggle won't toggle! Uh, I guess Abuelo
hadn't fixed it yet. [groaning]
So much for our AC unit. That's okay.
We just have to think of another way
to raise the money. I knew we should have sprung
for the moose with a bigger caboose. Are we there yet? Let me check the GPS. I think it's frozen. J-j-just to give it
a good whack. Sweet. Now we don't have a map, Um, guys? That might be
the least of our problems. [moaning] A yeti.
Stand back, everyone. I'm highly trained
in cryptic combat. [grunting] Lincoln! You came for us! Yeah. I was worried. You guys should have
been here hours ago. - What happened?
- Don't ask. Liam, you got any more
of that butter? I'm freezing my stash off. No! [coughing] Huh? Snow? I must be dreaming. Wake up, Carl. Ow! You woke me up. - Snow?
- We're not dreaming. Something's wrong. [gasping] What's with the snow
in the apartment? Were you playing
with Laluk all night? - I haven't touched him.
- Me neither. You think Laluk's mad because we messed around
with the weather? [gasping] I think that's ancient deity
for "yes". Dad's going to be so mad. Forget Dad. We angered the gods. Why did you make us
keep him, Ronnie Anne? Me? This was your idea. We have to get him back
to the gallery now. What is your secret, Lola Loud? Lola, come back! Don't you want me
to put more of that pink crud on your toenails? [gasping]
Busted! I said no sweets before dinner,
Mr. Sprinkles. Brr, it's cold in here. [screaming] Youch!
[moaning] Where the heck did
this cactus come from? Well, another Christmas
has come and gone. But this year I got
the best present ever. A new friend. I think from now on, things are going to be
pretty different around here. Ha-ha! Yeah! [screaming] Loud! Maybe not that different.
