Every year,
my sister Luan creates a prank apocalypse,
and no one is spared. I present to you, Luan Loud's
April Fool's Highlight Reel. I'd say this prank's
a little over your head! [laughing] [clucking] Seems to be your clucky day!
[laughing] I guess that's a wrap!
[laughing] Awe, look at the Loud Family
gettin' jiggly with it! [laughing] I shaved the best for last!
[laughing] See what I mean? Thanks for coming out
to Chuckle Condo. Lansing's fourth favorite
comedy club. [Clears throat]
I'm sorry, but tonight's headliner comedian
has just canceled. [booing] Maybe, the comedian
had so much on his plate. [laughing] Or maybe
it's pasta their bedtime. [laughing] Hey Joannie, why don't
you come up on stage and perform? You're already
a hit with the audience. [cheering] Okay, knock knock-- Hey, Toots, let's wrap it up. If you wanna turn that play in
on time, you better get to school. Just making
some last minute changes to the scene. And... Done. Oh. [bell ringing] Hey Luan. Hey, what's up Benny? I just wanted to say, good luck. I hope you win
the play writing contest. Oh, thanks. Knock on wood. Hey, quit it, Toots. You're giving me
a splintering headache. [laughing]
More like a mi-grain. [laughing] What did the bald man say when he got a comb
for his birthday? I'll never part with it. [laughing] There go Bernie's teeth again. How about that talent, eh?
That's my granddaughter. A-thank you.
Well, this is my stop, so I mustache you, to excuse me. [laughing] ♪ I'm stuck like Santa
In a chimney ♪ ♪ Been good all year
So gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme ♪ Awe, rubbish! I'll say! Those lyrics make
no frankincense! Ho ho ho ho ho, that's one. My 12 puns of Christmas are off
to a great start. I've only got to come up
with eleven myrrh! Ho ho ho ho ho!
Make that ten! Come on, Lynn, they can do it. Please. Huh. Well, okay. But if there's an emergency,
you give me a call. And when in doubt,
use my cookbook. Every recipe I've ever made is
in that thing. Ooh, you won't rag-gret this. Uh, Luan,
that's Father's sweat rag. [gasping]
Ugh. Ugh. Ooh, hey, check it out. Oh, I remember that. That was from the time you
and Dad dressed as cattle to try to win tickets
to Dairyland. Uh-huh. Sure ended up being
a cow-tastrophe, but it was an utterly good time
in the moo-ment. In fact-- Forget I asked, dude. The good news is the crash
made the windows go back up. The bad news is
now we have no door. No way I can reattach this baby. But I may have a solution. Nice fix, but we still have
a grave situation. [laughing]
Get it? What? Don't set me up if you don't want to hear
a joke. Well, all done. I'd love to hang out and dish, but I'm sure you want
to go back to your place now. Uh. First, I should say
good night to everyone. Good night, Leni.
Good night, Luna. Good night, Lynn.
Good night, Lincoln. Move, you're blocking the TV. Well, now I'm going
to have to start over. Good night, Leni.
Good night, Luna. Good night, Lynn. [crashing]
[gasping] What was that? Dang it! Ah, put her in reverse
by mistake and knocked down
the wrong garage. Can I still have
your dad's lasagne? Knocked down the wrong garage? Dad's lasagne? Lori, you've got a ricotta
explaining to do it. [laughing]
Get it? [laughing] Lana, you'd better not
be filling my sand castle with hermit crabs. Let's pick it up Lun's,
everyone's got a leg up on us. This is not my optimal idea
of resting... or peace. Well, here goes nothing. [groaning] [groaning] [screaming] I made that dish from scratch.
[laughing] [yawning] Hey, Lincoln.
Want some punch? Sure.
[screaming] [laughing] If that joke knocked you out,
don't miss my performance in the Junior Comedians Contest this Saturday
at the Chortle Portal. It's sure to generate
a lot of... buzz. [laughing] You guys hear that the lipstick and the eyeliner got
into a fight? Don't worry, they'll make up. [laughing]
Get it! [sighing] Come see me perform at the Junior Comedians Contest
this Saturday. It'll definitely leave you
feeling... flushed.
[Luna screaming] Hey, Lisa, what's 3.14159? Pssh. Don't waste my time,
that's pi. Did you say pie? [laughing] I'll be serving up
a big slice of comedy at the Chortle Portal
Saturday night. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ivonne. Ivonne who? Ivonne to suck your blood. Please don't touch Edwin. Oh, sorry. I didn't mean
to be a pain in the neck. [laughing] Hey, come see my act
at the Chortle Portal. I promise it won't bite.
[laughing] [farting sound] Gas what?
You're invited, too. Thank you all
for coming to my tea party. Who would like
a finger sandwich? Finger sandwich?
I was hoping for toe-fu. Har har. Get it, Toots? Don't be a dummy.
Come to my show. Tomorrow you're going back
to that mall as a new Leni. And the new Leni doesn't let
people cut ahead of her in line. Ten-hut. Now, you're number one
in the bathroom line. Don't let anyone make you
number two. [laughing]
Get it? Elevator repair, huh? Bet that that job's got
a lot of ups and downs. Sorry. Didn't mean
to push your buttons. [laughing]
Get it? Luana Banana, it's you? Oh, hey, Dad. Is that a Monte Cristo sandwich
on brioche? Uh. I messed it up.
It's supposed to be on bread. No! [gasping]
No. Brioche is bread. It's French.
Hey, what's the occasion? Wait. This isn't
a trick sandwich, is it? No. We picked electives
in school, and I got locked out of my top two choices:
Advanced Punning and To Hee Hee
or Not To Hee Hee, The Philosophical Joke in You. And now I'm stuck taking
Intro to Cooking, and I can't imagine
a more boring class. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And I can't imagine
a more delicious sandwich. Luan, you have some real talent. Really?
I don't know much about food. Comedy is more my bread
and butter. [laughing]
Get it? [laughing]
Good one, honey. Actually,
cooking is a lot like comedy. A balance of creativity
and performance. Just give me a chance
to show you how much fun cooking can be. It's always been my dream
to share my passion with one of you kids. What do you have to lose? I'm in. Whoo hoo!
[coughing] Ugh. Say it,
don't spray it, pal. Well, that ought to stop
Lynn's competitive behavior. And all of her gloating. Yeah, I'd say
we really got her gloat. We put her
on a gloaten free diet. Unless she's a gloaton
for punishment. Hey, where you going?
I'm just gloating started. Hey, kids. Anyone up for a trip
to the market with old daddio? I'll go.
I'm out out of banana peels. Lincoln's about to use
my last one. What? No, I'm no-- [yelping] [laughing] I'm also gonna need
a dozen eggs. I'll go too. Lily ate all the macaroni
off my necklace. [belching] Hey, Dad, want to hear
some knock knock jokes? Does Cliff poop in my shoes?
Heck, yes, I do. Ah, here we go. [laughing] Okay, here's another one. - Knock knock.
- Who's there? - Europe.
- Europe who? [chuckles]
No, you're a poo. [laughing] I can't drive. You know what I want
for Christmas? A bigger fireplace, What's that, Mom?
I can holly hear you. Ho ho ho ho.
That's three. Lily, are you stocking me? Ho ho ho ho ho.
That's four. Luna's bass drum is the break, and Luan's whoopee cushion is
the accelerator. Accelerator?
Don't you mean gas? [laughing]
Get it? [laughing] Hey, Lynn. She's our sister.
This is Britta, dude. Hey there, Britta.
Nice to meat ya. Ew. [laughing] Whoo! Oh, paddle boats are
way harder than I thought. I'm getting
a little sweaty here. Oh, no. Am I sweating, too? [gasping]
Oh. Uh. Don't go anywhere, I'll be back in a splash.
[chuckles] [laughing] If you don't fix this,
will they give you the shaft? [laughing]
Get it? Please leave. These are my rejection letters. It's like a coffin
for your dreams. It's just part
of the creative life. You can't expect to shoot
to the top right away. When I was your age,
I had to start at the bottom, performing
for our pets' birthdays. What did the Dalmatian say
after eating a snack? That hit the spot. Wow! Ruff crowd. Dang it, Charles. It was a long time
before I was ready to try my act out in public. [laughing]
Good one, Mr. Coconut. You bowl me over. Yes, that one landed
in the gutter, Toots. [laughing]
[audience booing] Ah! Curly fries? Even then I still had
a lot to learn about comedy. So I enrolled
in a clowning academy. [laughing] Finally, after paying my dues, I was ready to build
my own business. How do turtles talk
to each other? On their shell phones. [laughing] Just be patient and keep trying.
And no matter how hard it gets, remember you always have
a sister who knows you're spec-tacular. I feel a lot better.
You know so much, Luan. Maybe you could help me become
a successful poet. I suppose I could stanza
to do that. After all, I am well versed
in mentoring. We'd make quite a couplet. [laughing]
Ha ha ha ha. You know, I think
this experience will mean far more to father
than a material good. Oh, my gosh! What?!
Did I hit another trash can? No. Look what Becky just posted. She got her dad
a parasailing experience, too. Ooh, yikes!
More like parafailing. [laughing] [gasping]
But seriously, that looks way too dangerous
for Dad. A weekend
at Funny Farm's Clown Camp? Oh, this is my dream come true. Oh, thank you! Thank you!
Thank you! But what's the occasion? Why do we need an occasion to spoil our favorite
little comedienne, huh? Oh, wait.
It's on April Fool's weekend. Is it? I, uh, I didn't realize. I don't know if I can be away from my family
on my favorite holiday. Ah, but think about all
that fresh meat at the camp, just waiting to be pranked. Oh, you're right. Well, in that case,
I camp wait. [laughing]
Get it? [laughing]
That is hilarious. Where do you come up
with this stuff? Oh, I swear I'm gonna pee. Lincoln, don't oversell it. [screaming] Hey, Linc, look. I don't think
the clue's an animal. It's a pun. It's a navi-gator.
Get it? Look.
There's another one over here. I found another one. They're trail markers. I'll bet if we follow them, They'll lead us to the treasure. Captain Kip, here we come. Ew, gross. Someone put something
in my zone called 'Uni', whatever that is. That would be a low fat,
high protein, globular animal in the Echinoidea class,
street name: sea urchin. Well, sea ya later. [meowing] Lisa Marie Loud, let us in! I'll need some assurances
in return! One:
I will never again be punished for the explosions
in or around the house! Happy April Stools! Are those... diapers?
She wouldn't. Whatever you want,
just let us in! Sign here, here
and initial here. [shrieking]
Ha! [beeping] Uh-oh. [coughing] Towel! Towel! Towel!
Where's the towel?! [screaming] Don't give up,
no one likes a critter. [laughing] ♪ Dashing to the stove ♪ Hey, son, you're just in time
to try the crown jewel of old Dad's
Christmas Eve feast, the figgy pudding. [coughing] And ruin the surprise at dinner?
I don't think so. Look at Dad getting figgy
with it. Ho ho ho ho ho!
Number five. Uh, I love the 12 puns
of Christmas. Luan,
you want to try my pudding? Sorry, Dad,
yule have to ask someone else. Get it, yule? That's six.
I just sleigh myself. Ooh, seven. - Ho ho ho ho ho!
- Sleigh. [laughing] Oh, it's okay, Lily. - Chin up, Lily.
- Awe, Lily. I've never seen
Lily look so sad. You'll get
that ice cream Sunday Lily. Perhaps when the road isn't
so rocky. Don't have a mint chip
on your shoulder about this. Luan, read the room! Hey, Dad, I think we need
a different cart. This one's got a leek.
[laughing] Are zucchini me? [laughing] Did you get Lola?
Like, "Are you kidding me?", but I said, "zucchini me"? [laughing] [sighing]
I get it. If anyone needs me,
I'll be in the pasta aisle. Attention, shoppers. Please excuse
this Lynn-terruption. And settle in
for some Luan-tics. [laughing] Ugh, Lana move over. I can't, Lola's on my leg. I'm not on your leg, Lana. I'm stuck
in the disgusting butt groove Lynn put in the couch. Who's on my leg? [arguing] Here it comes. [fighting] [groaning] Uh, Luan,
what's going on up there? Looks like
we've got a sit-uation. Hello, Royal Woods. So did you hear
that the lipstick and the eyeliner
got into a fight? Because seven ate nine. [gasping]
That's the wrong punch line. Nevermind. Here's one
I know you're going to love. Why did the chickpea cross
the road? Wait. That doesn't make sense.
Oh, "chicken". This writing is really hard
to read. Why did the students eat
their homework? Because their teacher said
it would be a piece of pie. No, no, no. The punch line is
"piece of cake". [laughing] Oh. His delivery was
a little crummy. [laughing] But don't worry,
things are about to get batter. [laughing] Did you hear about the race between the lettuce
and the tomato? The lettuce was a head, but the tomato was trying
to ketchup. [laughing] Why couldn't Timmy ride
a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish! What are you doing home,
sweetie? I just came back to get in
a little in person family time. So, what are we gonna do today? Uh.
[chuckles] Uh. What?
Is this another inside joke that I'm not a part of? No. We're all totes excited
that you're here. It's- it's just that-- - Game day.
- Video game tournament. Funeral. Sorry, Lori, we didn't know
you were coming home. All of us already have plans,
and we don't want to be; someone hand me two books,
double-booked. This is a brake pedal.
What does the brake pedal do? White shoes after Labor Day? Ew, stop. Exactly. I gas you won't be needing this.
[farting noise] [laughing]
[growling] It's just for the older kids. Yeah, sorry, guys.
It's just for us. Lincoln, put your pants back on.
You're not invited either. Just Leni and Luna. What? Come on. Ooh, and me. Please, please,
please, please, please. Fine, but you have to be cool. Cooley noted. [laughing]
Get it? Don't make me regret
my decision. We're now going to test
an ability crucial to Double Dare victory,
Spotting hidden flags. Eh, this coming
from the gal who wears glasses. How eye-ronic. Insulting the team captain, instant disqualification.
Darebot. It wasn't me!
It was Mr. Coconut! She knew we'd go crazy trying
to protect ourselves, so she just let us chase
our tails. Oh, you're right. She is good. [laughing] Well, I may have burned
through all our savings, but at least it's over Over? It's just getting started. [gasping] You know, family. I had a whole different plan
in mind for today. But I'll save that for next year because once I saw
the amazing doubles you guys found, I was inspired
to do something even better. So stay tuned
because the rest of this day is going to be doubly special. [laughing]
Get it? You don't now but you will. What is she talking about? Ah! Stop! Stop! Uh! [groaning] Looks like spring is in the air. [laughing] I don't think Mom will mind
if I just peel back the corner a little. Hold it!
You are mistletoe-tally busted! Ho ho ho ho ho!
That's eight. And I can't help it. The sound of the paper tearing,
the smell of the tape, that moment when you stick
the bow in your hair. Give me that! You gotta kick this habit, Lori. We don't want a repeat
of last year. [paper tearing, giggling] You guys got some great stuff. You're right, Luan.
I gotta fight this. Well, there's no time
like the present. Ho ho ho ho ho!
That's nine. Oh, hey, Benny. I didn't know
you were in the play. Hey, Luan. Yeah, I'm a Montague, Oh, and I'm a Capulet.
Guess we're sworn enemies. Ooh.
[laughing] Look. My sister's
a professional golfer, so stop rushing her or you're going to have
to deal with me. [grunting] [groaning] [screaming] That was my club. [growling] Oh, let me guess. You want us to get
our putts out of here? [laughing] [growling] Oh. Okay, so now you guys pretend to laugh at something
I just said. Ooh,
was it coffee related humor? It doesn't matter, Luan. Maybe you said this: Why did the hipster burn
his tongue? He sipped his coffee
before it was cool. [laughing] That's where Luan gets
all her supplies. [gasping]
You don't think she's behind this, do you? She can't be, she's at camp. I'll call her right now. Hello family, I hope
you're enjoying your stay. Buckle up. There's mo-telling
what's going to happen next. [laughing]
Get it? [screaming] [squeaking] [laughing] Love the new look. Oh, you know me,
always clowning around. Coming through! Okay, uh,
gotta get some maps ready. Paprika, garlic powder.
Does anyone have the time? It's 7:30. You walked right into that one,
Toots. [scatting]
Way to go, daddyio. Now my kids know
I don't play favorites. - Ooh, you made my favorite.
- What? Oh, beef stroganoff, my fav. It- it is? Yeah, Dad, you know
I can't get anoff of it. [laughing] Lol, sweetie.
Ding ding, darn it to heck. If I make Luan's
favorite dinner, the kids will think
she's my favorite and we'll be back
to square one. Oh.
[gasping] Easy fix. Youch! Okay, where were we?
Milk. Step right up, folks! To see
some egg-cellent juggling. [laughing]
Get it? - Uh!
- Whoops! Oh. Looks like the yolks on you.
[laughing] Luan, cut it out! Whoa! How's this
for a balanced breakfast? [laughing] Uh! Yount! Who did this?! We've got a hooligan
in our midst. Ah, he's no fun.
I was on an egg roll. Get it? [laughing]
[sighing] Hey, guys, forget
what I was wearing before. This is the perfect
Christmas outfit. Has anyone seen all my tinsel?! - Shh.
- Ooh, I'm gonna tell. No, no, no. Just ribbon ya. Ho ho ho ho ho!
That's ten. My pranking
is about to reach new heights. [laughing]
Get it? Oh. There's no one here. [sighing]
Time for AARGH . [squawking] You mean
Vampires of Melancholia . You mean Prison Pageants . Basketball! [fighting] You guys can't be
remotely furious. [laughing] But really, I want to watch
the circus channel. So if this isn't the treasure,
then what is it? I don't know but for now,
everybody stop touching things. [groaning] Button. Uh-oh. It's a trap! Run! [screaming] [sighing]
I think we're safe now. And also lost, bro. We really brought
the house down. [laughing]
Get it? [laughing] Step on it.
You nose we got a gig. [laughing] Gotcha. Put me down, Bertha. What a hare raising development. [laughing]
Get it? [sighing] [gasping] Ooh,
one of dad's yummy brownies. Oh, wait. Didn't Luan call thi? Well, she won't mind if I just break off
a little corner. Ow! The gloves are off now.
[laughing] The ghost of Christmas past
reveal to us where the presents are hidden. What'd he say? What'd he say? You two definitely have
the Christmas spirit. Ho ho ho ho ho!
That's 11. Pssh. That thing will never fly. Leave that to me. I'll have her up
and running in no time. Well, even so,
who's gonna fly it? How about Lori? She's been crop dusting us
all day. [laughing] Excuse me.
I told you it was the seat. Right. Mom? Pops? Help! We're locked in! What are you doing
in your closet? Probably just hanging.
[laughing] Follow me. Oh, my beloved. You guys! What are you doing? Lynn broke Edwin's fang. Tell her she has to pay
for his dental work. He's a statue.
The only thing I'm paying for is you getting
your brain checked. If you give me ten minutes,
I can warm up my MRI machine. Or we could just give her
a CAT scan. [laughing]
Get it? Well, that's sweet, mister,
but we are pretty big family. How would you have
enough space for all of us? Oh, not a problem.
I've got the whole top floor. Let me introduce myself. I'm Jerry Kling,
the Cherry King. [gasping]
What? I-I cook with your cherries
all the time. Well, come on, folks, and let me show you
to your quarters. [cheering] We get the penthouse, aw. Aw, this was very cherry-table
of you. Up until now,
this vacation was the pits. [laughing] Luan. Okay. I'll can it.
[laughing] Meet the newest member
of the Loud cooking family? [gasping]
Oh. He came highly recommended. And I can really dice and slice. Shall we get back to having fun? I think we make a great pear. You butter believe it. [laughing] Well, I guess
that about wraps things up. Yes, I did it! That's 12!
Merry Christmas! Whoo hoo! I've finally got one! I think it's over. [cheering] Wait, where's Leni? I have my suspicions. Okay, everybody in the van.
Let's find Leni and then afterwards
frozen yogurt to celebrate. Haha. [cheering] [door shutting] [splashing] Luan! Aw. The end of April
Fools' always makes me feel a little... blue. [laughing]
Get it? There she is! The winner
of the Junior Comedians Contest. Oh. I owe it all to you guys. Lincoln, thanks for stinking
on purpose, so I'd get up on stage. Uh, yes, on purpose, of course. We think you're really funny
and we're proud of you. We're sorry we said
that harsh stuff about you. Thanks. That means a lot and I know I can be
a little bit much sometimes. I'll try to tone it down. Whoops! [groaning] Go ahead, you can say it. Your breakfast is toast,
and that's no yolking matter. If you scramble,
you can make another. It's good to have you back. Hey, why are you heading
for the exit? I'm baking you to come back. [laughing] I crack myself up.
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