We were afraid
you were going to be born on the side of the road. But thankfully a
black limo pulled up. Could have knocked me
over with a feather. It was the president
and the first lady. When I told them
what was going on, they offered to give us
a ride to the hospital. Everything
was looking fine again. But you weren't
a very patient baby. We weren't going to make it
to the hospital. You were going to be delivered
by the president, until he passed out. Then, the first lady took over. What an amazing woman. She was so cool under pressure. Of course, you had
to hear that from me, since you were passed out, too. That's not how I remember it. Anyway, she delivered you
right there in the limo. When we saw you for the first
time, our hearts just melted. Yeah! What about the time Lincoln
got into Mom's cosmetics? Now, there's a story
you couldn't make up. [laughing] Hey Dad, could you help me
with my social studies homework? Eh, sorry, son.
It'll have to wait. It's throwback Thursday, and I
have to post some pics and post. [screaming] What did you do?! How could you post
a picture from my awkward stage? Ooh! Five likes already? [gasping] Maybe it'll start trending. [screaming] Don't be embarrassed, Lori. Everyone posts
old photos like that. They're harmless. And post. Oh yeah? Then maybe you'd like
to see Dad's latest post. Hashtag potty champ,
hashtag Linky made a stinky. Uh. So cute! I'll post this next tbt. Nope. [gasping] Jackpot! We got two of a kind! And then Lynn came
out of nowhere, and roller skated
right over him. It's okay. I can fix him, though I'm not
sure he'll ever shuffle again. Dad, One Eyed Jack and I have solved the case
of the missing balogna. We got the culprit
right here. Good work, boys.
You've done it again! Ace and Jack forever! Dudes! Remember what happened at
Lincoln's sixth birthday party? [laughing] At the bowling alley? I'll never forget that! [screaming] [laughing] That was the only strike
you ever got, Lame-o! [sighing] Thanks anyway, guys,
but it's useless. My childhood memories
are already gone. I can't even remember
what happened at my seventh birthday party. I can. You had a magician. You literally freaked out
about his rabbit. [screaming] [laughing] I can't believe
you remember that. I caught it! Yes! [laughing] I don't know
what I was so afraid of. Sports can be pretty awesome. And it turns out, I'm a natural. Loud, you ran the wrong way and scored a safety
for the other team! We lost! Yeah! Uh oh. [screaming] A correction
to my previous statement, I am not a natural,
but on the plus side, at least I'm getting
some exercise. Gah! Charlie horse! Today is the Fifth
Grade Internship Fair, and Clyde and I are making sure
to put our best foot forward. 'Cause there's only one place
we wanna work. Flip's Food & Fuel! Good morrow, fine sir. I'm Clyde McBride and this
is my associate, Lincoln Loud. Together we're known
as Clincoln McCloud! We're a team. We'd love the opportunity to
work at your fine establishment, as a team. Two for one? Now, you're
speaking Flip's language. If you peruse our joint resume,
I think you'll find... Never mind that! Either of you
got a criminal record? - No!
- You're hired! Wahoo! We'll get to see where
the nacho cheese comes from! And read the comics
as soon as they're delivered! And use the flippy machine! Ooh Flippies! Hey, stinking McFart Cloud! Your internship started
ten seconds ago! Hold still. Got it. Whoa! Great shot. First mustache hair ever. This one's definitely going
in the Lincoln Library. Lincoln Library? Yep, It's the folder where I keep all my
cherished memories. Check it out. Here's me
and Lynn in the bathtub, Lori feeding me
my first ice cream, my first mechanical pony ride, and now my first mustache hair. Whoa! Where are you going? [gasping] No, no, no! Stop! Oh no, no, no, no! [gasping] All my childhood
memories are gone. Yep. Just eating some
raw fish for breakfast. Pretty wild, huh? Meh, not in Japan. How about covered in syrup? Are you sure you don't want
a ride to school? Thanks, But I'm good. Watch out for potholders! What? [screaming] Oh, I meant pot holes! Well, this is different. Not sure how you're
gonna participate in today's spelling bee. [neighing] [neighing] Woo woo woo. Front gate commencing
opening sequence. Whoa! Eee! Welome Space Cadets! My name's Taryn.
And I'll be your camp counselor. Ready for your first activity? You'll be hunting for moon rocks
in real space suits. - Moon rocks!
- Space suits! Eee! [laughing] Woo oh! Ahh! Phew! This is a lot more
tiring than looks on TV. Ah. My inhaler! I got it! Oh! Whoa! ♪ This is it, middle school ♪ ♪ And we'll make
This day look easy ♪ ♪ But we're not lit ♪ ♪ We're not cool ♪ ♪ And my stomach's
Really queasy ♪ ♪ I don't think
I can go through with it ♪ ♪ Just take a deep
Breath and get a grip ♪ ♪ Our strategy is tight ♪ ♪ Our game is strong ♪ ♪ We got this, we got this ♪ ♪ We'll get through
It all together ♪ ♪ We got this, we got this ♪ ♪ We're invincible ♪ ♪ We're a team, we're a troop ♪ ♪ We're the best
Forever friend group ♪ ♪ I've got your back ♪ ♪ I know that you've got mine ♪ ♪ Trust me, we'll be fine ♪ Okay. Sorry. I guess that's the end
of the talent show. No, it's not! Now, who Is ready
for some magic? Ladies and gentlemen, my name
is Lincoln, the Magnificent! And these guys in the
shiny pants are my volunteers. Their methods
may be questionable, but they're always
looking out for me. Chef Pat, kick it! Ah. Oh. [laughing] What? [gasping] [laughing] Tada! [cheering] You ready to do this, buddy? Well, Leon's a master,
but my voice still isn't a hundred percent. I'm going to need some backup. [gasping] You got it, bud! Wait. You do mean me, right? ♪ If you're feeling out of sors
And everything has gone awry ♪ ♪ If you think you've
lost your way ♪ ♪ Well, there's no
Need to sit and cry ♪ ♪ In this herky jerky world ♪ ♪ You shouldn't
Need to say goodbye ♪ ♪ I'm sure I can't
Fly twice as high ♪ ♪ If I know you're my ally ♪ Yes! Yes! Yes! This was my vision. Woo hoo! ♪ Together we're in harmony ♪ Ooh! Wasn't me!
