[music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [clearing throat] [music playing] [music playing] [gasping] [music playing] [squeaking] [music playing] [music playing] [spitting] [music playing] [squeaking] [music playing] Kids, what are you guys
doing here? Luna got a secret admirer letter
from Sam telling her to meet here. - We're here for moral support.
- And dessert. Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
There's been a mix-up. That letter was meant
for your father. Wait. Sam likes Dad? No, sweetie. I sent the letter. Secret admirer letters
are kind of our thing. It's how we met. Back in the day, I had
a wicked crush on your father. Every morning,
at my crossing guard job, I'd listen
for his melodious voice. And when he talked to me
in that cute accent, he picked up from his semester
in England, I'd swoon. 'Ello, love! Pip-pip!
Mind the gap! [sighing] [honking] But I was too afraid
to speak to him because I thought
he was out of my league. [humming] So, I started slipping notes
in his pocket as he passed by. ♪<i> Crossing</i> ♪
[sighing] By my third note, I got up the nerve to ask him
to meet me here. And my boldness paid off,
because here we are celebrating the 20th anniversary
of that first date. I'm sorry about that, Sam. Hey, you know, sailing's just-- Not really your thing? Then why didn't you
just tell me that? I just wanted us
to have something in common. [sighing] Haven't you noticed?
We've kind of got nothing. Yeah, I noticed.
It's such a bummer 'cause I kind of thought
we were perfect for each other. Me too. Well, what do you think?
Should we call it quits? Well, we've come this far. We- we might as well
finish the quest anyway. You know, a-as friends. Right, friends. [trumpets sounding] [gasping] [laughing]
Huh? [trumpets sounding] Emma, will you be my date
to the Valentine's dance? I'm really sorry, Clyde,
but I just want to be friends. <i> Friends.</i> [gasping] [trumpets sounding] Clyde? Clyde? Who is Clyde? My name is Jacques,
I am the baker of the cake. Ow! [giggling] You're funny. Hey, umm,
I wanted to tell you something. [sighing]
Go ahead. You're probably
just gonna tease me about my big rejection, right? Tease you? No way. I wanted to tell you that your dance proposal
was really sweet. It must have taken
so much courage to put yourself
out there like that. Oh, thanks. And that Italian Cassata cake you asked her out with
looked amazing! You could totally
be a contestant on<i> Operation Dessert Storm</i> . That's my favorite show! Mine, too! So, who ended up
being your date? Oh, no date.
I just came with my friends. Well, I should head back
to the dance. Have a nice night, Clyde. <i> Ask her to dance.
Ask her to dance.</i> Chloe, wait! [panting] I know the dance
is almost over, but would you like to dance
with me? Yeah, that sounds fun.
I love this song. Me too. After you. [music playing] [laughing] [music playing] Oh, nice cabbage patch!
[chuckles] [panting] Whoo, that made me thirsty.
I'll get us some refreshments. What is? [gasping]
Principal Huggins' toupee. Oh, he's been looking
for this all night. [laughing] You made it, girls,
congratulations. Let me show you
to your station. Your last challenge
is to bake an apple pie. Good luck. [both]
Ooh... [both]
baking is not really my thing. [gasping] Okay, two sticks of butter. One cup flour. Two cups of lard. And, uh,
maybe we should mix it up now. [laughing] [laughing] [alarm sounding] Spatulas down, folks.
We have our quest winners! [drumroll sounding] Scoots and Helen were
the first to finish the final challenge and bonus:
Their pie is delish! Congrats, ladies. Woo-hoo! Well, we didn't win,
but I had a lot of fun today. I think I was wrong before. I-I know we don't have a lot
in common, but maybe we can discover
new things we both like, you know, like together. I'd really like that.
And, uh, next time, I'll try not to hit you
with any lasers. [chuckles]
And I'll try not to spit any juice on you. [laughing] I think I'll hit
the buffet again. [gasping]
We both said the same thing at the exact same time. It's like
we're literally meant to be. "It's like
we're literally meant to be." [chuckles] Uh, they're so cheesy. Yeah, Yeah! Cheesier
than this Fromage Con Queso! [chuckles] Oh, remember that time Bobby decided
store-bought flowers were too "impersonal",
so he picked his own? Yeah, and they turned out
to be poison ivy! Lori swelled up
like a salted turkey! [laughing] Aw, look, they're getting along! Ah, yeah, Dairyland!
This was such a good idea, guys. I can't wait to check out
the new cattle battle. Oh, oh, oh,
I might even try to beat my personal puke record
on the Curdler. Maybe next time. Today's all about
the new Sweetheart Land. We've planned an awesome day,
sharing hot chocolate at the Cocoa Corner. Holding hands
on Fly Me to the Moo. Sunset raft rides
through the tunnel of butter. Just think,
that'll be you and Dexter. Blah. Hey, can we talk? Privately? [everyone]
Ooh. [groaning] There's probably a way
you're supposed to do this, but, I don't know it so,
uh, yeah... we gotta break up. What? Look, it's nothing personal,
but, the only reason I asked you out
is because all my friends are doing the couples thing
and I don't wanna be left out. Late bloomer huh? That's rough. - Bro.
- Oh, ooh, uh, sorry, sorry. The thing is,
this mushy coupley stuff isn't for me, and I can't keep trying
to fake it. [sighing] I'm just sorry if you've,
you know, fallen head over heels in love
with me or something. Um, actually, I only said yes
to dating you so my friends would stop razzing me
about not having a girlfriend. Oooooh, ha, totally get it. Dude! Private conversation! Oh, yeah, yeah, my bad,
my bad, mooving on. Wow, well
I definitely didn't see that coming,
but I guess I'm glad
I'm not the only lame-o here. [laughing]
Who says we're lame for not being
into all that romance junk. Maybe your friends
are the weird ones. [laughing, chattering] [everyone]
Definitely. [laughing]
