- [whistles] - Let■s go everybody! It's picture time! <i> [upbeat music]</i> <i> - ♪ In the Loud house,
"Really Loud House"! ♪</i> <i> [ominous music]</i> [distant snoring] <i> ♪ ♪</i> - [snoring] - Dad. - [shouts] Lisa, you scared the
ding-dang-Dickens out of me. I'm used to Lucy
sneaking up on me. - That is kind of my thing. - Oh! What is going on? - Lisa's fallen ill. She should probably get
her affairs in order. I've already prepared
a grave in the backyard. - I'm fairly certain my
appendix is about to burst. And I need someone
to accompany me to the nearest emergency room. - I don't think we can afford
another trip to the ER. - Message received. I'll prepare
the embalming fluid. - OK, just hold your horses. Is it maybe acid reflux, you know,
from Lynn-chilada night? I know it's been known
to cause a little turbulence south of the border,
if you know what I mean. - I've done some
preliminary diagnostics and all signs are pointing to the aforementioned
appendicitis. - OK. Let me consult
with my better half. Honey. Hon.
- Yeah? - Mm. - Does Lisa have a stomachache
she thinks is appendicitis, and Lucy wants
to bury her alive? - It's pretty serious. - All right, well,
we should head to the ER. Want me to take her? - No, no, I got it. Hey, that was really
sweet of you to off-- - [snoring] - [sighs] Let's go. [snoring] - I hear somebody
has a tummy ache. - I'm 99.9% sure that what
I have is appendicitis. I need a surgeon
scrubbed and ready. Dr. Sanders attended
one of my lectures. He'll be fine. - Pump the brakes there. How does it feel when
I put pressure here? OK. How does it feel if
I put pressure here? [farting] - The Lynn-chiladas. - That'll be $300. [farts] And 50 cents. - Let's go before
we can't afford college. - I do feel better.
- Good. <i> [upbeat music]</i>
[school bell rings] <i> - OK, people.</i> We're not leaving
here until we've come up with some hot stories. Let's go. The news doesn't make itself. - Actually, it does. - Helping or hurting, Clyde,
helping or hurting? I'm sorry. I'm a little on edge
this morning. - He's got a butt pimple that's
been really barking at him. [both hiss] - I wanted to keep
that between us, Rusty. I guess I should have been
more clear when I said, "Let's keep that between us." Now, does anyone
have a news story? Stella. - Are butt pimples contagious? - I have absolute proof
that the school nurse might be an alien. - I don't know what's wrong with that melon story
I pitched. Thing's grown to darn near
the size of a baby head. - What's the hook? Why are we watching? - Because it's grown to darn
near the size of a baby head. You put a live feed
on that and the audience will be happier than a
kitten chasing a leaky cow. - So we got nothing. - Is that nothing
with the melon, or nothing without the melon? - Thank God for
"Real Talk with Rusty". Without my show, our ratings
would be in the toilet. - "Real Talk with Rusty"
has been the top-rated middle school
news show in the tri-state area for seven months running. - You get a juice box! And you get a juice box! Everybody gets a juice box! - I think if y'all
just saw the melon. It's really quite majestic. - I hate to interrupt. - Please do. - We have a new student for
you guys to do a profile on. Name is Charlie Uggo. - Oh, great. Another new student segment. Suddenly,
the whole melon exposé is shooting up the charts. - Being the new kid
can't be easy. Let's try our best
to give Charlie a real Royal Woods welcome. - Thank you, Lincoln. Oh, look, here she comes now. - She? <i> [upbeat pop music]</i> <i> - ♪ Ooh, Dream Weaver ♪</i> <i> ♪ I believe you can get
me through the night ♪</i> <i> ♪ ♪</i> <i> ♪ Ooh, Dream Weaver ♪</i> <i> ♪ I believe we can reach
the mornin' light ♪</i> - Guys, this is Charlie Uggo. - Actually, it's
pronounced "U-joe". It's French. I just moved here
from Tennessee. - Well, that seems appropriate,
because you're the only ten I see. [crickets chirping] - If y'all don't like
the melon story, got these crickets here
can chirp the alphabet. - So, we're going to do the
normal stuff on this one. Name, grade, where she's
from, why she moved here. - I think we should ask her
what kind of shampoo she uses. Because her hair smells
like a summer breeze. - These new student
interviews are generally only about a minute long. - A minute? But that would barely
scratch the surface with her. I mean, the people are going
to want to know more about her. She comes from a big family. She likes magic. Video games. Comic books. Mm, Clyde. I really like this-- segment. - OK, Lincoln, geez. - I'm sorry. This butt pimple has
me really on edge. And I take the news
very, very seriously. How does my hair look? - Whoever has stomach issues,
get your farts out now. [farting sounds] [loud fart] Lily, impressive. Office hours start now. <i> [upbeat music]</i> <i> ♪ ♪</i> OK. Say "ah". - Ah! - One more time. - Ahhh! - Oh, oh!
- What's wrong? - Brain freeze. It's really bad. Take two boxes of these,
and call me in the morning. Next! What did I tell you about
sunbathing on the roof? - Don't fall off. - Just pour some of this on it.
- Ranch dressing? - Uh-uh. Cool ranch. Next! You got to stop sticking
your head in strange places. - Yeah, yeah. [machine whirring] [buzzing] That man's a genius. - Indeed I am. [chuckles] Very funny. Well done. But it is a comedy prop. Real patients only. Out. What happened? - I took a shortcut through
the woods to school today. Apparently, my sneeze sounds
a lot like a turkey call. - OK, well, I guess
I'll just have to use this table for leverage. I'm going to need you
to close your eyes, and bite down on this spoon. Don't look at me like that. All right, here we go. One, two-- Hey, you're lucky.
I was gonna go on two. - Ugh. OK. Nothing against
your medical skills, but this family needs
a real doctor. Possibly on 24-hour call. - Well, I don't hear
Buckethead complaining. [clang] Eyes up, sweetie! - Yeah, yeah. - Listen, I know
this isn't ideal, but unless our resident
gravedigger unearths a pirate treasure
in our backyard, this may be our best option. - Lynn, wait. - What? <i> - ♪ Oooh, Dream Weaver ♪</i> <i> ♪ I believe you can get me
through the night ♪</i> <i> ♪ ♪</i> <i> ♪ Ooh, Dream Weaver ♪</i> - What's up, doc? - Hi, I'm Stella Zhau. And now with our
new student segment is Lincoln Loud with the
"Royal Woods Royal Welcome." - Thanks, Stella. I'm standing here
with Charlie Uggo. That's French. <i> Charlie just moved here
from Tennessee.</i> <i> Tell us, Charlie.</i> What brought you and your
family to Royal Woods? - Well, Lincoln--
[muffled voice] <i> - ♪ Oooh, Dream Weaver ♪</i> <i> ♪ I believe you can get me
through the night ♪</i> - --and that's
why we moved here. - That's a funny story. - My dad being out of work? - Before that. - The factory fire? - Yes. <i> [suspenseful music]</i> <i> ♪ ♪</i> I have a butt pimple. It's sore to the touch. I wanted to pop it yesterday,
but my sister said it wasn't ready. - I can't look away. <i> - Butt pimple.</i> <i> [upbeat music]</i> <i> ♪ ♪</i> <i> [light suspenseful music]</i> <i> ♪ ♪</i> - Hey, hey, hey, Linc. What's popping? - Not funny, Mr. Coconuts. - Hey! Don't be mad at him just because you're the butt
of somebody else's joke. - Has everyone seen this video? - Well, I don't know
if everyone's seen it, but 8 million people
have seen the remix. <i> - ♪ I--I--I--I
have a butt pimple ♪</i> <i> ♪ It's sore to the touch ♪</i> <i> - ♪ Sore to the touch ♪</i> <i> - ♪ Butt pimple ♪</i> <i> ♪ I wanted to pop it
yesterday ♪</i> - I'm sure this whole thing's
gonna die down, right? <i> - ♪ Butt pimple,
sore to the touch ♪</i> <i> ♪ I--I--I--I
have a butt pimple ♪</i> - Where did you get that shirt? - Oh, Flip's selling 'em. Check out the back. - I'm never going to be able to
show my face in school again. - Hey, Linc, if you ever
need to go into hiding, I got a good bucket guy. - Thanks, Lana, but I think
I'm gonna go lie down. <i> [somber music]</i> <i> ♪ ♪</i> <i> - Our mission, that we
are forced into because</i> <i> of our financial situation,
is to invite our new neighbor</i> <i> over for dinner, charm him,</i> <i> and then hold him captive
until he gives our children</i> <i> free medical care.</i> both: Let's do this. <i> [lively music]</i> <i> ♪ ♪</i> - [whispering] Wow. He really likes that chicken. We got to try that place. [normal voice]
Good evening, Mr. Simmons. - Dr. Simmons. - Well, sugar my biscuits! I didn't know we had
a doctor in the neighborhood. - [whispering] I didn't know
we were doing characters. - I made a choice.
- OK. We just wanted to stop by and welcome you
to the neighborhood. And if you're free, we'd love
to have you over to the house for dinner tomorrow night. - And I'm not interested. [door slams] - [clears throat]
I guess that means it'll just be more of
my world famous fried chicken for the rest of us. I don't know if you know this, but I am the best chef
in Royal Woods. - I'll be there at 8:00. <i> [energetic rock music]</i> - Oh, Bun-Bun. How could I have been
so immature? She's the perfect girl for me,
and I totally blew it. I used to be the man
with the plan. Now I'm the boy
with the butt pimple. I don't think this day
could get any worse. <i> [dramatic music]</i> <i> ♪ ♪</i> Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Don't worry,
I'm giving you the friends and family discount. - I appreciate
the discount, Lucy, but I don't want
you to bury me. - Sigh. I've never buried
someone famous before. - Hi, Lincoln. - Are you guys here to pile on? Because there's more
shovels in the garage. - You're our baby brother. We're here to help. - Not me. I wouldn't be caught
dead with you. Stop it. - Good one. - Thanks for taking
care of me, you guys. I can't believe
I blew it with Charlie. - Come on, little bro,
don't hang your head. - Yeah, you can totally
bounce back from this. - I don't know how
that's possible. - Anything is possible
when you have us. - You really think so? - We know so. We're going to train
you how to get the girl. - You guys are the best! - We're going to turn
you into a lean-- - Mean-- - Lady-killing machine. - Let's do this! <i> [motivational music]</i> <i> ♪ ♪</i> - Who's ready for
some fried chicken? <i> [record scratch]</i>
ALL: We are! [laughter] <i> [somber music]</i> - Hey. What's going on, Linc? - The girls were going
to help me win Charlie back, and then they just stopped. - Oh, well, maybe
I can help you. - Really?
- Sure. - You'd do that?
- Yes. - Thanks, Dad.
[doorbell rings] - Oh! The doctor's here. <i> [music winds down]</i> <i> - We'll clear the dishes.</i> - That was the most
tender chicken I've ever had. Well, got to go. - Uh, wait, you can't leave. We thought maybe we'd
go into the living room and play some board games. - Yes, and I could prepare
some after-supper drinks like a mint julep
or some sarsaparilla. - Well, I have open
heart surgery at 9:00 a.m. But, I do love sarsaparilla. - Oh, well then, why don't you
come on over and sit awhile? - History. - Which British monarch
had the most wives? - Chaz VII.
- Henry VIII. - Oh, darn! OK, your turn. - Sports.
- Ooh. - Ah! [clears throat]
If you were punctured by an arrow in archery class,
after removing the arrow, how would you treat what
looks like an infection? - Well, obviously,
I'd go to the ER. - You didn't let me finish. And you can't go to the ER. - Well, I'd flush the wound
with saline solution and suture it
with dissolvable stitches. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Would yarn work? - Yarn? - Nope, nope. Well, let's just give
him another card, hmm? - Sure. Ooh, history. [clears throat] Sir William the Buckethead
had bucket on his head, how would you get it off? - Can I see that card? - Uh-uh-uh. That's against the rules,
Dr. Simmons. - And we're very rule centric
here at the Loud house. Here we go. Movies. [clears throat] In "Gone with the Wind",
is salad dressing bad for a sunburn? - Oh, I see what's
going on here. You think you're
the first to try to wrangle free medical advice
from me? [laughs] Nice try. - Dr. Simmons, please, wait. - Look. You seem like... decent people. And the chicken was delicious. So I will treat
one of your children. - Our brother has
a butt pimple. - It's the only thing
standing between him and what might be true love. - A butt pimple! <i> [suspenseful music]</i> - I've lanced a lot of
butt pimples in my day, but that one fought back. Wear that overnight, you'll be good as new
in the morning. - Thanks, doc. You're a real lifesaver. - Come here. Good luck with the girl. <i> [tender music]</i> <i> ♪ ♪</i> - I have to say,
you guys are the best. When I was lying
in Lucy's grave earlier, I had lost all hope. Because of you,
Lincoln Loud is back, and more confident than ever. [doorbell rings] - Oh, I'll bet
that's the doctor back to fix the rest of you. - I've got to get
back into character. <i> [quirky music]</i> <i> ♪ ♪</i> - I haven't seen you at school, so I wanted to give you
your homework. <i> ♪ ♪</i> I've got to go. - Wait! Don't leave! I'm only wearing this
diaper because the doctor lanced my butt pimple. <i> - I'm Zach Gurdle
with breaking news.</i> <i> Found footage from
a neighbor's door camera</i> <i> reveals Butt Pimple Boy
in new humiliation.</i> <i> ♪ ♪</i> <i> [melancholy music]</i> <i> ♪ ♪</i> - I'm sorry we ran the story,
Lincoln. Principal Ramirez
said ratings are key. - I understand. I don't know what
I'm going to do, Clyde. - I'll tell you what
you're going to do. You're going to come on
to "Real Talk with Rusty" tomorrow, and I'm going
to restore your image. <i> [funky upbeat music]</i> <i> ♪ ♪</i> You know him as
Butt Pimple Boy, and others know
him as Diaper dude. But there's so much
more to our first guest. It's time to get real
on "Real Talk with Rusty". Please give a warm
welcome to Lincoln Loud! [cheers and applause] <i> ♪ ♪</i> I noticed he sat down
pretty confidently there. How's the pimple? - Pimples fine, Rusty. - Mm-hmm. And how's your heart? - Still healing. - You can't put a diaper
on your heart. Let's pop that pimple
a little more. Tell us about the humiliation. - Oh, I think everyone
saw the humiliation. - They did. I saw it multiple times. I even sent it to my grandma. Partly because it's funny, and partly because
we're running out of ways to connect. <i> But walk us through
the humiliation, Lincoln.</i> - Like you said,
everyone already saw it. Even Nana Spokes. - Humiliation sells, Lincoln. Give the people what they want. - You know what, Rusty? You're right. Humiliation does sell. And maybe that's the problem. <i> [gentle music]</i> We're all so quick to point
out anyone who's different. We live in a world where people
think they have to be perfect. <i> We have filters on our
phones that make us</i> <i> look thinner, cuter, stronger.</i> But these filters cover up
the things that make us human. For me, it was a butt pimple. For someone else,
it might be a bad haircut, <i> or wearing their mom's
homemade clothes that</i> <i> are way too small for them.</i> <i> We're all going to
have moments in life</i> <i> we're embarrassed about.</i> <i> But the key is to have
the confidence</i> <i> to not let it bring you down.</i> My name is Lincoln Loud, and I'm wearing a diaper
right now. For a partially healed
butt pimple. And I'm proud of it,
because I'm not perfect, but I love myself. Blemishes and all. [audience aws] <i> ♪ ♪</i> [cheers and applause] <i> ♪ ♪</i> <i> - Ladies and gentlemen,
we just got real.</i> <i> - Whoo-hoo!</i> [cheers and applause] <i> ♪ ♪</i> You get a diaper! You get a diaper! <i> You get a diaper!</i> <i> And you get a diaper!</i> <i> [gentle music]</i> <i> ♪ ♪</i> - You were amazing. - Thanks. I'm just glad you'll still talk
to me after all that stuff. - Are you kidding?
You're awesome. All that stuff you said about
having to not be perfect, it really hit close to home. I have an extra toe. <i> [upbeat music]</i> <i> ♪ ♪</i> - Charlie, would you like
to go to Auntie Pam's and have a milkshake with me? - Oh, my gosh,
that sounds amazing. Rusty and I were about to
head over there to celebrate his great interview. - Hey, babe.
- Great news. Lincoln's going to join us
for Auntie Pam's. - Perfect. Who wants to share
some french fries? Sorry, it takes me a while
to come down. <i> ♪ ♪</i> - Hey, am I late? - Nope, right on time. Make some room, people. <i> ♪ ♪</i> - We're all so proud
of you, Lincoln. - Yeah, little bro, you really
rocked that speech today. - People need to hear
that stuff. - Hear what?
I can't hear anything. - I may not have gotten
the girl, but I have you guys. And I made a difference,
so that's what's important. - Hey, don't worry, Lincoln. When I was in middle school, I had to ask my first
girlfriend out 36 times before she said yes. Of course she left
the country the next day. It's a long story. The point is never give up. - Your first girlfriend? Oh, I'm weak in the knees
just thinking about my man pining for another. Oh! I'm OK. - Looks like I'm going
to have to take some more fried chicken
to our new neighbor. <i> ♪ ♪</i>
