(upbeat rock music) - God, I am so hungry,
- This always happens. - [Kimmy] I could
literally eat this table. - Hey, excuse me sir. We've been waiting on our
food for like 45 minutes. - Oh, here at Buffalo Wild Wings our standard wait time
is an hour and a half, so don't talk to me until
then, or after then. In fact, don't talk to me at all. - Could you at least
refill our waters please? (water splashing) - No. - [Courtney] Every
Buffalo Wild Wings Ever. - How do they expect us to eat these? - My lips hurt. - Miss, miss, can you please
take these the wings away and bring us new ones? They're far too spicy. - These are mild. They don't get any less spicy, You want me to bring back naked wings? - No.
- No, we want the sauce, just like less spicy. - Okay, hold on. - We're not asking too much, are we? - No, don't worry, it's okay. - Here, the sauce is water. - Thank you, perfect. - Thank you. - Oh, oh, oh. Watch out, watch out. - Oh my God, this water's too spicy! - Oh my god, did they
season this with lemon? - That's like the spiciest fruit! - [Damien] Yeah, could
I get the garlic butter with no garlic and no chicken? (customers talking) - Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me! Hey! Hey! - What? - Can you guys keep it down,
I'm trying to have a date here. - No, you brought your date
to a Buffalo Wild Wings. - Yeah, welcome to BWW, the place where everyone comes to yell! - This is on you! - Maybe next time why don't you think about what your date wants to do maybe and not just what you want to do? - Oh, no, no, no, actually
I really like it here. I can't hear a word she says which is so perfect because
she's super freaking hot but she also has never
said an interesting thing in her life. - Do you like movies? - See? - [Courtney] Spicy wings for a spicy girl. - It's just not the same. Excuse me miss? - What do you want? - Hi, yeah, we were wondering if we could get a different table so we can be closer to the fight? - There's literally
giant screens everywhere. - Oh no, not UFC. We wanted to watch two
people beat the crap out of each other at the bar. - Yeah. - Oh, wait, hold on. Hey you! Yeah you with the face! You want some of this? Okay! (bottle smashes) - Oh! Oh, this is what I came here for. - Wow. - And he's got greater
reach, but she's killing him. - [Damien] I didn't prepare for this, guess I'll just wing it. (Damien laughing) - Look at this guy. (loud chewing) - Oh, this is not going
to go well for him. - [Shayne] Oh, no. - Should I bring him a napkin? - No, no, no, no, I want
to see what happens here. Desperation kicking in. - [Jackie] Yeah, oh, oh,
he's going for the table. - [Shayne] Going for the table. And oh, go for the seat, go for the seat. - There it is. - Oh buddy, be careful with the seat, 'cause there's... (dramatic tune) - [Shayne] Oh, perfect. (Ian screams) - Perfect. (phone ringing) - Yeah, he's gonna try and answer it. Oh, yup, go, come on. This is gonna be good. - Who is it, is it the wife? Oh, that's not. Oh, that's a 10. That's not good business. - Bro you got an oily nose. - Can somebody give me
some napkins or at least answer my phone, it's my boss. It's very important! - This makes me so happy. - Can someone please give
me some goddamn napkins! - All right, I'm gonna bring him napkins. - Oh, wait, wait, wait. Bring him the bad ones that don't work and just stick to your hands. - [Jackie] You're a genius. - [Shayne] I know. - Hey Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. Napkins, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Thank you. (Ian gasping) - Oh buddy. - So little to work with. (Ian crying) - [Courtney] Babe, let's go to B dubs. - All right it is just
too loud in here man, I'm gonna say something. I really think I should... Excuse me. Excuse me! - Yeah how's it going? Hi, yeah it is just way too loud in here. Could you please turn down the music and turn the TVs off for five minutes? - Are you sure? - I'm so sure. - Oh, I don't know if you want to do that. - I absolutely want to do that. - If I turn off the music, I'm not turning it back
on for five minutes, okay? - Five minutes, please. - All right. You're gonna be cool with that? - So cool. - All right, here we go. Buckle up. - [Courtney] Thank you. (loud chewing) - Oh my God. (loud chewing) - This is awful! Please turn it back on, I'm sorry! - Sorry, you said five minutes
and I'm enjoying your pain. And you said that you would never I would not do it no
matter what you said it, so it's the law. - I really thought I was
gonna be cool with it but I'm not cool with it. I'm not cool. I'm not cool! This is not okay! This is not okay. - [Damien] I like the spice
level "Send my mouth to hell." (quiet chewing) - Oh my God. These are too hard to eat. - Just use your hands. - Okay, fine. (quiet chewing) - Oh my God. You're right, that's way better! I really think-
- I think we should 100% break up. - I'm sorry? - I think we should break up. - [Kimmy] I think we
should eat more wings. - I don't want to be with you anymore. - I just don't know what people expect when they come here at noon. - [Jackie] I don't know. (Ian crying) (Jackie laughing) - It's hard being a server and then seeing a dirty stinky boy, just a dirty, dirty boy. (Kimmy laughing) - Don't, don't look. - Don't look over there. - Okay. Real, is that Ansel Elgort? - Oh my God, I think it is.
