EVERY AIRPLANE EVER

This is your captain speaking everyone Please remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened Until we have come to a full stop at the gate and you see that seatbelt sign go off *magical ding* *fighting starts* ... and just a reminder that we do deplane from both the front and the rear of the aircraft. All: Aww Man! *groaning* Every Airplane Ever Hey, is it weird to work for this airline after Yesterday when it was all in the news about the fight that broke out on your plane? I'm not sure what you're talking about. Oh, really? I saw the video yesterday. I could show you the video. Oh, sorry. You must be mistaken Nothing like that has gone on on this plane. No, no-no, I saw the video the flight attendant takes their shoe off and they beat-- NO! I DON'T! KNOW WHAT! YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! No, no, just look. Okay. Are your stupid eyes broken?! Not that I know of. Oh, I think they are! LET ME FIX THAT FOR YOU! *flight attendant hits passenger with shoe repeatedly* -BREAKING NEWS- -Another shoe attack by Flight Attendant- Good thing I brought a book Excuse me, would you two mind if I hopped up and went to the restroom? Both: Ugh! Fine fine. Yeah sure, buddy *inaudible* Sorry to crowd you bro, but, the guy at the window seat has to go poop... Actually I just have to- you know, pee Well, can you at least poop too so you can get out of the way so we won't have to get up again later?! Oh man. Woah hey you want to join the mile-high club? Sir is everything. Can we help you with your bag? Oh, I got it. Thank you Sir if you could just, um- just Oh, I got it I got it I got it I got this Sir please- IS SAID I GOT IT! I'm a grown man. I went to DeVry University *Shayne doing Shayne things* AHHHHHHHH! See it fits- fits perfect. It's a perfect fit. I forgot my earbuds The line for the bathroom is so long Excuse me, ma'am. Do you have proper emotional support animal paperwork for your dog? Oh, yes I have my ASA papers Oh, thank you so much. Enjoy your flight Enjoy your flight. Oh, excuse me sir, do your ASA papers for your bird? Oh, of course. Thank you so much enjoy your flight Enjoy your flight. Oh, Excuse me ma'am do you have your ASA paperwork for your animals. Yes i do. Oh, thank you- Hey, wait a minute You wouldn't be trying to uh- try to pass my husband off as an emotional support animal so I don't have to pay for an extra ticket Well, yeah. Uh- see Tracy. I told you this would never work Kevin-no! Bad Kevin- No, sir, I would never do that *Courtney doing Courtney things* Ok! Enjoy your flight. Thank you, Go. woof woof. I'm Kevin. I'm a dog That's my armrest Ladies and gentlemen, looks like we are experiencing a bit of turbulence Just sit tight and we'll get out of it as soon as possible. Thank you. *Keith doing Keith things* *whisper* How does she do that? Wow looks like the turbulence is letting up please enjoy the rest of your flight Every airplane ever *Shourtney Ourto* Thank you so much for flying smosh airlines If you'd like to watch every airport ever hit that box on the left and if you'd like to watch every family vacation ever Uh click that box on the right- Uh

Channel: Smosh

Views: 10,083,762

Rating: 4.8894753 out of 5

Keywords: smosh, smosh pit, pit, airplane, airport, mile high club, sketch, stewardess, fight video, freakout, delta, american airlines, caught on tape, raw, passenger, passenger freakout, fight, news, animal, emotional support animal, dog, parrot, cat, ian hecox, shayne topp, olivia sui, noah grossman, courtney miller, keith leak jr, funny, comedy, worst, kid

Id: MEbdjASvx7g

Length: 4min 55sec (295 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 10 2018