EVERY ROAD TRIP EVER

I spy with my little eye something around is it wheat yeah every road trip ever ah I'm so bored there's nothing to do back here brah or your new Nintendo snaps you don't get it I'm bored and I have nothing to do back here well we could just talk we haven't talked in a while okay yeah how bad just tell him his birth story Katie once upon a time in my dark and stormy vagina oh no stop you are we there yet just kidding I know we're not there yet I'm so excited for a first road trip together me too babe oh by the way I need to pee every 30 minutes or 22 miles whichever comes first that's okay I get really angry when I'm either hungry or tired with no warning signs so I'll lash out unexpectedly okay well I think as long as we can make sure that you're fed and I can go pee everything's gonna be okay nope nope forgot my charger turned back horses uh-oh the world's largest pumpkin can we stop you put some music on no we've already listened to everything wait your lips aren't moving wait neither yours we telepathic yeah quick tell me what I'm thinking pizza oh yeah I guess we're not telepathic that's not too bad yeah anyone wants a mango Kiwi jalapeno jerky let me say we get a little fresh air in here I'm just gonna put the window down yeah it's gonna get all hot in here I'm just gonna put the window down again yeah oh fly in here fly in the car better put the window down again get out of here fly say kids you want to know what I always smells like that stop we all know you're farting just admit it well joke's on you guys cuz I just my pants hey what the heck dad okay look I saved this three rest stops that's like 30 extra minutes at Disney World you guys should be thanking me thank you honey thanks dad thank you so much dad for being in your pants you're welcome sweetie I know you're not really touching me it's equally frustrating [Music] really a Museum of rocks so dumb we should stop at this totally sketch gas station Oh get a little crumbly Christine honey would you mind hopping in the back and grab me some cookies try that egg sweetheart careful [Music] how're we doing back there sport we ran a hot dang you know what my tummy could go for jerky okay dad all right get back in oh honey oh I forgot the jerky okay that that's fine that's fine um well how about some new chips it's too late dad she's gone ah whatever who else needs the bathroom oh me too they have the best split pea soup in the world ya know my pretzels are broken can we do get a Tesla so I can just sleep the whole way all right everyone 11 hours until Disney World I'm gonna write Space Mountain I'm gonna walk there Cinderella's castle okay guys only 11 hours until we're back home ah I got a reading it's time to do gonna do six loads of laundry I have to catch up on work I have to come to terms of the bleakness in my reality and wonder if it's really worth it to work ourselves to the bone all year just for a few vacation days or if I should just give up now I have to unpack oh who wants to hear some dire straits who don't cervix a lot horses mini ponies now I'm gonna have to stop at Walmart to pick up another pair of shorts because this was the only one that I brought so you know there goes our thirty minutes sort saying you were doing this take again because I wasn't wearing a seat belt however middle seats plenty of the time have only way seat belts anymore well this could be taking place in the 90s doesn't make it legal that's right guys wear a seat belt because you need to live long enough for global warming to kill you hey speaking of road trips check out our road trip where we were driving out to the desert for Smosh summer games click here [Music]

Channel: Smosh

Views: 7,327,880

Rating: 4.8998971 out of 5

Keywords: smosh, smosh pit, smosh games, funny, comedy, every blank ever, smosh every blank ever, ebe, road trip, every road trip ever, roadtrip, shayne topp, courtney miller, damien haas, ian hecox, noah grossman, olivia sui, ebe road trip, smosh every road trip ever, sketch comedy

Id: 3eXRDaLM2DA

Length: 6min 39sec (399 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 29 2019